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Posted: Fri Sep 15, 2006 1:00 pm

And a lovely Benz to stand in front of. Gotta have the Benz to make it look legit.

Posted: Fri Sep 15, 2006 1:06 pm

Actually, we think that Benz might be his. This guy is not that dumb. Contrary to his last few emails, which seem to have been written in extreme haste and anger, he usually writes clearly and he speaks English very well.

Posted: Fri Sep 15, 2006 1:31 pm

Being a McLaren, soon to be Mercedes, fan, I love that picture!

Posted: Fri Sep 15, 2006 1:45 pm

SP, will you be a Ferrari fan in 2007?

JJB, I'd worry if I were you,

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I have somebody that you can not hide from that I will report you to and his name is GOD ALMIGHTY.

He's going to report you to God? Is there a hotline? Do you fill in a form, or what?

Posted: Fri Sep 15, 2006 4:43 pm

I just want to know when I am getting my 10 Egyptian plaques!

I think there is a customer service hotline for God.

I think this guy might just deserve an email from Interpol.

Posted: Fri Sep 15, 2006 4:45 pm

Speaking of Egypt...I find it funny that your pith helmets in your sig make a pyramid and Larry Ken is on the top Wink

Posted: Fri Sep 15, 2006 4:48 pm

That was intentional. I thought about sending Kenny on safari again, but that would ruin the flow huh? I think I need to move Kevin�s down to the bottom�

Not quite a Newb Joined: 26 Aug 2006 Posts: 21

Standard Procedure wrote:

I had one claim that he will call my president tonight to complain about me!

*Phone rings at The White House*

*Bush stares blankley at the ringing contraption wondering what he should do about it, after 5 minutes of deep thought he decides to pick it up*

Scammer: "Hello Mr. President I wish to complain about one of your citizens. I was just innocently trying to con him out of a couple of thousand dollars with a 419 scam and he had the nerve to waste my time. Well what are you going to do about it?"

Bush: "What is a 419 scam?"

Scammer: "Erm forget it! Hello Mr Bush my name is Barrister Oga. I'm ringing you from Lagos Nigeria because a Paul Bush died leaving $35,000,000 with no next of kin. I will present you as next of kin and claim the funds and will give you 30% of the profit for you trouble!"

Bush: "Sounds great! I'm in! What do I need to do? $10,000 by Western Union eh? Right away sir!"

Posted: Fri Sep 15, 2006 5:23 pm

@jojo
Pretty soon, you are going to run out of signature space with all those pith helmets. There is a limit to 750 characters for signatures. That's why I don't have any of my small safaris on there.

Posted: Fri Sep 15, 2006 5:36 pm

Yes, this will be a problem. Then I will have to cut back on sending these lads on safari. Just kidding. I am sure that there is SOMETHING I can figure out. I have one or two other ones, but they were not repeat ones or a good one like the Egypt lad, so I left those off. No room for them.

So you only post pith helmets if the death risk is 50% or greater?

Posted: Fri Sep 15, 2006 5:56 pm

If he's got a photo studio lets make him waste a few hundred rolls of film.

He's going to be really surprised when he gets the email from me offering him loads of cash to do glamour photos for a new magazine my company is getting ready to publish. Twisted Evil

Posted: Fri Sep 15, 2006 5:58 pm

How about a link to a wepage with all your pith helmets? Laughing

Posted: Fri Sep 15, 2006 5:58 pm

BWAHHAHAHAHA!!! I love it. Maybe I could get a mugu to set that up for me.

Posted: Fri Sep 15, 2006 6:21 pm

Or do like the military... after 5 safaris you get to have a pith helmet with oak leaf cluster, after 10 you get a silver star, after 25 it's pith helmet with gold star and oak leaf cluster and so on.

Or on your repeaters... just put a number on the pith helmet so we can see how many trips each lad has been subjected to, or just the total mileage each lad has experienced...

Posted: Fri Sep 15, 2006 6:30 pm

As arrogant as it may be, I just love the �Pyramid O� Piths�. I don�t have any safaris scheduled for a while though. Everything is dying down at the moment for me. Lads getting way too pissed off, left and right! So my signature should remain the same for quite some time. All of my good boys are leaving me now. It doesn�t seem like this guy is going to be hanging around too much longer.

Posted: Fri Sep 15, 2006 6:56 pm

WELL DONE JOJO!!!!!

Master Baiter Joined: 06 Jul 2006 Posts: 135

You could do this: 5x(pith helmet) 4x(pith) etc...

Posted: Sat Sep 16, 2006 12:26 am

jojo 'I gotta pyramid of piths' wrote:

It doesn�t seem like this guy is going to be hanging around too much longer.

I'm not so sure... I got some plans for him... Twisted Evil

How about the 'I'll help you get your money back' scam?!!! Very Happy

419Eater is my life Joined: 11 Jul 2004 Posts: 385

I say this quote:

Quote:

if you feel no body can trace you, I have somebody that you can not hide from that I will report you to and his name is GOD ALMIGHTY.

should be in your signature.

Good work Jojo! Tell him you want references of all the honest people he's taken pictures of!

M-m-max

Posted: Sat Sep 16, 2006 2:08 am

maxheadroom wrote:

Tell him you want references of all the honest people he's taken pictures of!

M-m-max

Don't worry M-m-max, we have all their names! And the receipts for the $1000 each he paid them. Oh yes he did. Would he lie? Shocked

419Eater is my life Joined: 11 Jul 2004 Posts: 385

What the hell kind of photographer PAYS people to take their pictures? Surely he MUST be a legitimate businessman with that kind of business model!

M-m-max

Posted: Sat Sep 16, 2006 8:20 pm

jojo - you always impress me with what you are doing.

You are an evil genious and I want to grow up to be like you!

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