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HomerJFong
Courtesiless son of a doggy
Joined: 16 Nov 2003
Posts: 3160
Location: Now seeking sanctuary in the Conch Republic
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Tue Sep 12, 2006 8:51 pm |
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Maybe it was the fact I'd been unemployed for a couple months Maybe it was the sleeping pills. I did a VERY bad thing today. I went down to my local church of $c!ent0l0gy today. I took their personality test.
I gave them my lad's name and phone number, and an address that would likely be somewhere out in Lake Ontario. I did tell them I'd be moving soon, so be sure to call me for my updated information.
http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=85473
I still can't believe this person believed me when I told my tester that I had a significant Nigerian ancestry, hence my name. |
_________________ "I was at the Abuja Embassy Today, the Security guards say that the is no Mr. Bryan Adams working with them at either the lagos or abuja embassy. and did not let me in." - Efosa Erhabor - (Accra to Abuja)
"We stayed there for two days hopping to get any of you" - Pastor Collins
"i will report to webmaster,abuse and the police hold and see, .....go to hell and rust in there bastard........bitch" - Steve Wright
"This office will like to inform you that your winnings have been forfieted due to acts unbecoming of a humanbeing." - The Alpha Lottery
"A MAD MAN WILL PREGNANT YOUR JUNIOR SISTER AND THE BABY WILL BE A MAD BASTARD LIKE YOU." - Mahadul Usman
"I AM NOT A FOLL LET ME BE BECAUSE YOU ARE JUST AN ANIMAL TO DEAL WITH" - Tunji Adams
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JMRazor
Baiting Guru
Joined: 03 Mar 2006
Posts: 7103
Location: Yes
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Tue Sep 12, 2006 8:56 pm |
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Jayhawk
Baiting Guru
Joined: 07 Jul 2006
Posts: 5727
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Tue Sep 12, 2006 9:05 pm |
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Hey Homer, if you get called on this just tell them that you were possessed by Thetans. They'll understand. |
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mugu_cultist
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 02 Apr 2004
Posts: 857
Location: Deep 13
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Tue Sep 12, 2006 9:24 pm |
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Homer, in this case, you're handing one scammer's information to another. No harm, no foul. |
_________________ "I HOPE THEY WILL BE ENOUGH DOG FOR YOU TO EAT AS YOR WEDDING CAKE.."
"i really felt pity on the girl you marry. your pennis is like a cow." -- adams mensah
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Simon Bar Sinister
419Eater is my life
Joined: 25 Aug 2006
Posts: 403
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Tue Sep 12, 2006 9:56 pm |
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Think we can pay the Scammer by giving him TOM CRUISE and JOHN TRAVOLTA?
I'd chip in for that... |
_________________ I was brought up from a good Christian home and I have all confidence and trust in my God who never fails his people. - Cole Adams (lad)
<---- so many to go.. but it's a start!!
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i have to tatoo on my hand and my chest thanks and god you and all member,s of w.i.c.c.a.n thanks you email ineed help pastor pleas help me please. - Muhsini Hasani (lad)
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Sgt Cho
419Eater is my life
Joined: 26 Apr 2006
Posts: 476
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Tue Sep 12, 2006 10:24 pm |
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I see nothing ethically wrong with what you did. |
_________________ 'then you are goat zoomtard' vallentino
'call me what ever you like my God is biger than yours amen' bekija zuma
'why is the government allowing people like you to live among human beings. People like you are suppose to be at the zoo.' janice churton
'Please come and f* me my love,your bobs are driving me crazy' EO
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Gnasher
Baiting Guru
Joined: 29 May 2006
Posts: 2849
Location: Centre Stage in the Theatre of Cruelty
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Tue Sep 12, 2006 10:30 pm |
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Woah, now you've done it. Xenu is going to be VERY pissed off with you. What was the result of your personality test BTW - no wait, wait, I can guess. You are depressed and have negative thoughts and need to cleanse yourself with a $10000 course of 'therapy' 100% risky free. Am I right?? |
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"you have to pay because he need to submit this form to the Federal Ministry Of Fancies" Barrister John/Mike/Richard Okeke
"they are in deed the swinders rotating about in the net and searching for whom they will stylishly defraud your belongings" A. Moron
"Please pray harder for God to guide and protect us during our travelling because flight airplane i observe is a very big risky" Abdul Karibu
"WE DOESN'T LIKE HOW DISOBIDIENT YOU ARE!" Coco Law Chambers
"BE INFORMED THAT YOU WILL INCUR DUMMERAGE AFTER 9 DAYS FROM TODAY" Burkina Faso Air Secure Air Service.\ |
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HankReardan
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 04 Dec 2005
Posts: 666
Location: Galt's Gulch
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Tue Sep 12, 2006 11:59 pm |
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Good going. I wonder if the lad will sign up for their therapy!!!! |
_________________ x5
"You are going to contact HIV soon if you dont stop that your cyber sex" Benita Williams
"After duely considering fill those form ,i had a second taught and my religion keeps telling me it is wrong."
"You fuck donkey on gay street"
"Dont ever call me names or i will report you to the authorities!"
"Go and fuck your billy dog if any."- Tim Konero
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lotta
Baiting Guru
Joined: 08 Jun 2005
Posts: 13613
Location: 2 Speckled Cct Springfield Lakes QLD 4300
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Wed Sep 13, 2006 12:01 am |
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Or some "auditing" |
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Connie L. Gus
Moderator
Joined: 07 Oct 2005
Posts: 7243
Location: Somewhere over the rainbow
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Wed Sep 13, 2006 12:18 am |
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I wonder if the church will accept the mugu's checks and return any balance via Western Union before they "clear"? |
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LISTEN TO ME WHAT DO YOU TAKE ME FOR ONE OF THOSE CHEAP CROOK OR WHAT -tobi donito
-a few,
LISTEN I CAN NOT TAKE YOUR SHIT ANY LONGER WE HAVE WHROTE A PETITION AGAINST YOU TO THE FBI WITH ALL OUR EVIDENCE YOU ARE INTO PROSTITUTION,DRUG DEALING, FORGERY, CREDIT CARDS FORGRY WESTEN UNION FALSIFICATION,DRUGING MEN,COMMETING MURDER, STEALING, DRUNCARD, ALL THIS WE HAVE THE EVIDENCE TO PROOF OUR CASE AGAINST YOU.-Johnson Hill
I am not finding it any funny...Henry A., Lagos, Nigeria to Cotonou, Benin, WIMPed
I am stranderd. Henry A. Lagos to Accra, WIMPed for 67 days.
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carrinthebanner
Master Baiter
Joined: 26 Jul 2006
Posts: 132
Location: the well of lost plots
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Wed Sep 13, 2006 1:15 am |
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lol. scientology.
creepy. |
_________________ Ain't it a fine life Carryin' the banner through it all! |
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Tommo Shanter
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Jan 2006
Posts: 5378
Location: Whom the gods would destroy, they first make mad. - Euripides
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Wed Sep 13, 2006 7:07 am |
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Did you have to stand on a box whilst taking the test, or did your tester stand in a hole?
TS |
_________________ £1,052,334.30 (=US$2,121,125.60) lads fake cheques out of circulation (at 11/6/2008)
x135 (at 26/9/2008) x138
"i see your not interested in the transaction but catching your fun, calling names and my muckery of me." - Usman Bello
"You need to visit a good psychiatrist very fast, because some nuts are missing from your brain." - PROF.SOLUDO
"...it is very important you forward the your cycling proficiency certificate which by right belongs to you." - Prof Charles Soludo.
"note i can still change my mind to blow you off and whenever" - T0ny 'The Killerman' Erik
YOUR GENERATION WILL ROAST IN ABSTRACT POVERTY,BASTARD IDIOT -Daniel Mensah
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friday3
Elite Baiter
Joined: 28 Oct 2005
Posts: 1341
Location: beating my new firefox..
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Wed Sep 13, 2006 9:08 am |
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I'm amazed they let you do all the tests....last time I (Fred Flintstone) and my wife (Wilma) visited the "Church" (I'm seen more believeable churches on here) they had security escort us off the premisis????
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"The way to make money is to start your own religion." L. Ron Hubbard, 1954
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_________________ The above text is the sole intellectual property of friday3. Reproduction without the expressed permission of Friday3 is a breach of copyright punishable be a fine of up to $50 000 (payable by check) and/or 5 years jail.
"Hubbard is a "crackpot" and of "doubtful mental background." - From FBI files concerning L, Ron Hubbard
Mods have a wonderful sense of humor; you just aren't funny
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Rastas
Wannabe Baiter
Joined: 06 Jun 2005
Posts: 90
Location: Charles Soludo's rent house
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Wed Sep 13, 2006 12:29 pm |
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Gotta lova a religion that's practices apply equally to people and salad fixin's.
I wonder how much it costs to cleans the aliens from your tomato? |
_________________ YOU SON OF BITCH NEVERY YOU WRITE TO THIS EMAIL AGAIN OR YOU FIND YOURSELF IN A BAD MOOD THAT YOU WILL NEVER FORGET IN YOUR LIFE - Mr. Baraze
u have no job look be careful, i belong to cult. if u dont take time iwill killed u be warned. - Henri
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jojobean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Posts: 7586
Location: YOU WILL DRINK YOUR URINE IN A COMERCIAL BUS
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Posted:
Wed Sep 13, 2006 12:34 pm |
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I forgive you in the �nae of Hod�. |
_________________
Christ Ghana-Chad
Miracle Benin-Chad
Omar Edo-Abeche
Adamu Lagos-Abeche
Emi - S Africa-Egypt-Sudan 10k miles
Chris Dakar-Niger-BF-Cameroon-Lagos-Mali-Nairobi 9.6k miles
Kevin Accra- BF x2, Togo x2, Kumasi x3, Bolgatanga, Benin City, Tamale x2 5k miles x 6
Kenny 3k miles- dont f*ck me up about the payment plz. i have a policy about that. I JUST GOT A SMALL GOAT TODAY AND ITS IN MY HOUSE NOW. i lobve the goat.
Ben 2.5k miles
Misc Germany-Holland, Atlanta, Beijing-ChangZhou, London-Glasgow, TIMBUKTU x 2 |
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Sippy Woodhead
Master Baiter
Joined: 04 Jul 2006
Posts: 137
Location: Flaaaarida USA
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Wed Sep 13, 2006 1:20 pm |
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Rastas wrote: |
Gotta lova a religion that's practices apply equally to people and salad fixin's.
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Heheheh... salad fixin's. Great picture. |
_________________ "YOU FUCKING TORTISE SELLER LIKE YOU" Dr.Titus Eleuwa
"I have tried severat time to retrive the MTCN number this is so difficult I keep answering the question and it will seem endless I can't understand" Rebecca Sompi (Thanks Scrooge McDuck!) |
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devil21
Master Baiter
Joined: 24 Jul 2006
Posts: 198
Location: Chillin right here with a beer
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Wed Sep 13, 2006 1:26 pm |
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And we wonder why/how people fall for 419 scams. Scientology is the original 419 scam. |
_________________ You are happy that you are in usa your mother is hear been in the hotel doing hoka and you are coking pusher verey soon you be in gel - J@mes Udo
I just want you to know that you are a lovely person,I like you. - Mr. S0lifo
YOUR PAPA AND YOUR MAMA BIG FOOLSSS INDIOT IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT basterd - Prince King
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harrya
Elite Baiter
Joined: 23 Jul 2006
Posts: 1489
Location: Not Happy
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Wed Sep 13, 2006 2:24 pm |
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Geezus I've done pregnacy test's with older Avo's in Rastas pic and all the girls said was oooh what a big one that tickles
Geez and I shoulda been startin a new science.
Whats 419 / (22/7)
I'm sure marvin will know : |
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SamV
Baiting Guru
Joined: 10 Oct 2003
Posts: 2968
Location: U. S. of frickin' A., Baby!
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Wed Sep 13, 2006 6:21 pm |
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Ok guys, we have a "no religious bickering" policy here, and really to be consistent that extends to all religions. And, I should also note that involving institutions which operate within the law in your baits is bad.
End of lecture. |
_________________ WHY DID YOU GIVE ME ANOTHER PERSONS TELEPHONE NUMBER TO CALL YOU. THE
MAN YOU GAVE HIS NUMBER IS A NIGERIAN WHY???
"No goat porn? Well how 'bout a petting zoo?" Crashhoot, Vegas 2006 |
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Dott. Giascopato
Elite Baiter
Joined: 09 Sep 2005
Posts: 1174
Location: Germany
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Wed Sep 13, 2006 7:28 pm |
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Hell, everybody should do what Homer did.
They caught me 20 years ago, or better: they tried to.
Lucky guy I was not to go for them.
Bait along, or in this case: Scam along. |
_________________ Dott. Giascopato
non importunare.
Some from: x7
Failure to complies with this order require a severe act by the mets and
purnishment by law. (The Metropolitan Police)
fork off.. ([email protected]) |
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friday3
Elite Baiter
Joined: 28 Oct 2005
Posts: 1341
Location: beating my new firefox..
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Wed Sep 13, 2006 10:54 pm |
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be consistent that extends to all religions. |
According to the church of scientology they are not a religion but simply a system of beliefs.....there words not mine....Soooo can we mock them on the basis that they do not identify themselves as a religion |
_________________ The above text is the sole intellectual property of friday3. Reproduction without the expressed permission of Friday3 is a breach of copyright punishable be a fine of up to $50 000 (payable by check) and/or 5 years jail.
"Hubbard is a "crackpot" and of "doubtful mental background." - From FBI files concerning L, Ron Hubbard
Mods have a wonderful sense of humor; you just aren't funny
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Gnasher
Baiting Guru
Joined: 29 May 2006
Posts: 2849
Location: Centre Stage in the Theatre of Cruelty
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Posted:
Thu Sep 14, 2006 1:37 am |
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Oh they call themselves a church when it comes to claiming tax breaks believe me. They had a big fight in the UK courts over it and won the right to call themselves a church. |
_________________ x21
"you have to pay because he need to submit this form to the Federal Ministry Of Fancies" Barrister John/Mike/Richard Okeke
"they are in deed the swinders rotating about in the net and searching for whom they will stylishly defraud your belongings" A. Moron
"Please pray harder for God to guide and protect us during our travelling because flight airplane i observe is a very big risky" Abdul Karibu
"WE DOESN'T LIKE HOW DISOBIDIENT YOU ARE!" Coco Law Chambers
"BE INFORMED THAT YOU WILL INCUR DUMMERAGE AFTER 9 DAYS FROM TODAY" Burkina Faso Air Secure Air Service.\ |
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HankReardan
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 04 Dec 2005
Posts: 666
Location: Galt's Gulch
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Thu Sep 14, 2006 1:40 am |
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Denmark refuses to call them a church. |
_________________ x5
"You are going to contact HIV soon if you dont stop that your cyber sex" Benita Williams
"After duely considering fill those form ,i had a second taught and my religion keeps telling me it is wrong."
"You fuck donkey on gay street"
"Dont ever call me names or i will report you to the authorities!"
"Go and fuck your billy dog if any."- Tim Konero
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Sippy Woodhead
Master Baiter
Joined: 04 Jul 2006
Posts: 137
Location: Flaaaarida USA
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Thu Sep 14, 2006 1:57 am |
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Their Headquarters are a few miles from me. Same deal... they fought and won a court battle to be a"church" and get the requisite tax breaks. |
_________________ "YOU FUCKING TORTISE SELLER LIKE YOU" Dr.Titus Eleuwa
"I have tried severat time to retrive the MTCN number this is so difficult I keep answering the question and it will seem endless I can't understand" Rebecca Sompi (Thanks Scrooge McDuck!) |
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Centaure
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 01 Sep 2006
Posts: 812
Location: Roasting lads in hell
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Thu Sep 14, 2006 1:58 am |
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Since we're on a sensible subject I love doing the priest bit in my bait and God is my witness that I am not a racist person. Would it be ethical to get the lad to dress up in outfits ? Would be a nice blow to them bastard and it would make me a nice trophy
bit of topic I know.. |
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