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Posted: Mon Sep 04, 2006 2:51 am

From: [email protected]>
Date: Mon Sep 4, 2006 12:13 pm
Subject:: Re: URGENT BUSINESS hoaxchaser

G'day Ali Mate, how yers doing ay?

I was stoked and gobsmacked to receive your bottler of a letter. Holy dooley what a yarn.

Just hope you're fairdinkum not telling me a furphy or porkies.

You're talking big bikkies mate and being as this poor bloke had no relies I'd be glad to be your offsider. Its a bit hard to knock back dinky-di offer like this ay mate, they only come round once in a blue moon.

If this is a shonky rort, dont yabber to me further.

You doing a bonzer job so far mate. Send me the draft Will and I'l give you me honest opionion and me Post Office Box, but we only get the mail on Fridays when the Greyhound bus comes through and its twelve miles from the homestead to the mailbox.

Gotta go and do a bore run and check me goats, camels, brumbys and roos out beyond the black stump (5,000 square miles). Before the big wet starts ay. Taking me swag and message stick, back in four days if I'm lucky Ali mate.

Australia is now independant colony from Britannia, I hope you are tought to speak Aussie lingo in your neck of the woods.

Hooroo,

Pommie Dave, Woop Woop, via Outback, Down Under.

ali usman <[email protected]> wrote:
FROM THE DESK OF,
Mr Ali Usman,
AUDIT MANAGER,
UNION BANK NIGERIA PLC,
STALLION PLAZA LGS.
Reply to:[email protected]

Dear Friend ,

Compliment of the day and how is life general with
you? Of course it is my humble wish to solicit and
crave your indulgence to make this project request for
a joint business transaction which I hope will not
come to you as a surprise, hence I plead for your
pardon.

I am Mr Ali Usman,the Auditing and Accounting
Unit,Foreign Operations Department Union Bank Of Nigerian,
PLC. I have an urgent and confidential business
proposal for you.On June 6, 1999, an Australlian oil
consultant/contractor with via National Petroleum
cooperation (NNPC) Late Engr. Steve Moore made a
numbered time (fixed) deposit for twelve calenderer
month valued at (Fiften Million Five
Hundred Thousand US Dollars) in my branch.
On maturity, I sent a routine notification to his
forwarded address but got no reply after months we
send a reminder and finally we discovered from his
contract employee (Nigeria national petroleum
Corporation) that Late Engr.Steve Moore died from an
automobile accident. On further investigation, it was
clear that he died without making a will. All attempts
by the Australian to trace his next of
kin were fruitless.

I therefore made further investigation and discovered
that Late Engr. Steve Moore did not declare any next
of kin or relations in all his official documents
including his deposit document in my bank. The total
sum of(Fiften Million Five
Hundred Thousand US Dollars) is still in my bank as dormant
acct. No one will ever come forward to claim it.
According to Nigerian banking law, after ten years,
the money will revert to the ownership of the Nigerian
Government. If the account owner is certified death
and nobody comes forward to claim it.

This is the situation ,and my proposal is that I am
looking for a foreigner who will stand in as the
beneficiary/next of kin. This is simple. All you have
to do is to immediately send me the details of a bank
account anywhere in the world for me to arrange the
proper money transfer document. The money will then be
transferred into the account for us to share in the
ration of 60% for me 30% for you while the remaining
10% will be set aside for expenses incurred within
here and there.

There is no risk involved. I am using my position and
connection in the bank here to do all the document
work for the transaction. We shall employ the services
of an attorney to draft the will and obtain all
necessary documents and letter of administration in
your fovour for the transfer. This transaction is risk
free guaranteed. If you are interested, please reply
immediately confidentiality and be rest assured that
this transaction could be most profitable for both of
us.

Best regards,
Mr Ali Usman
I am looking forward to your reply.

Posted: Mon Sep 04, 2006 4:05 am

as a fellow Aussie all I gotta say is that even I had trouble understanding that!!! haha

Great work! Lets see how your Mugu takes it... but obviously you'll have to get him off script before you can really confuse him Wink

Posted: Mon Sep 04, 2006 4:57 am

Thank you Smoggy for your kind words ay.
Will post reply when/if received.
Just out of interest, I called my local Toowoomba Police station this morning and the Police Sheila said not open Nigerian type Emails because they have a Virus attached and asked if I had AV protection.
I then called the Brisbane Police Fraud hotline 07 3364 6622/6464 the Sheila there says they are not conducting investigations into individual Nigerian Scam Emails, but making people aware, which is fair enough.
Hooroo.
Hoaxie
Queensland

419Eater is my life Joined: 25 Aug 2006 Posts: 403

hmmmm.... sounds fine to me... I got most of it.... must be the Irish/Gaelic thing doing the translation.....

The average Lad cant speak half as well .....

Simon

Guest

Damn, i only recognize a few words form all that strine. Then again, i'm just another "Yank Tank" driver. =]

Just kidding, anyways i gotta ask; does Ali know that he's using a 4 instead of an A in his name? Are us "westerners" they're targeting really s'pose to be that stupid? I don't think i've EVER taken someone as an "official" when i see "leet speak" pop into the conversation.

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 19 Aug 2006 Posts: 19

Fair suck of the salad roll! You got the budgie smugglers on too tight or what?

Posted: Mon Sep 04, 2006 12:24 pm

Interesting, he has promoted himself FROM:

FROM THE DESK OF,
Mr Ali Usman,
AUDIT MANAGER,
UNION BANK NIGERIA PLC,
STALLION PLAZA LGS.
Reply to:[email protected]

TO "Dr Ali usman"

Hoaxie

--- In [email protected], "Hoaxie" <bushnud2@y...>
wrote he has attacked me by Yahoo! IM::
>
> aliusmanv1: hi
> bushnud2: how do u know me ?
> aliusmanv1: fine
> aliusmanv1: and u
> bushnud2: how do you know me ???
> bushnud2: Where are you ?
> aliusmanv1: u send mail for me
> aliusmanv1: are u ready to do business with me
> bushnud2: I did ? Are you in Nigeria ?
> aliusmanv1: yes
> aliusmanv1: and u
> bushnud2: In Australia outback
> aliusmanv1: pls ur name
> aliusmanv1: hello
> aliusmanv1: hi
> bushnud2: what is your name ?
> aliusmanv1: Dr Ali usman
> aliusmanv1: and u
> aliusmanv1: can u do business with me
> bushnud2: So how are things going with the draft Will ?
> bushnud2: I am leaving shortly to check my farm fences, back in
> about four days I hope.
> aliusmanv1: i am only need ur phone number and ur fax so the
> business start
> bushnud2: Talk to you then mate ay. Have to go mate.
> aliusmanv1: and ur full name fore the transation start
> bushnud2: OK I will use my laptop computer this time tomorrow to
> reply, I must go to check something urgent Bye Mr.Ali
> aliusmanv1: ok
> aliusmanv1: reply to my emailbox
> bushnud2: have an urgent problem with the cows out back
> bushnud2: sorry to do this
> aliusmanv1: with ur phone and fax
> aliusmanv1: we don,t have time to wise
> bushnud2: what is wise ?
> no answer.
>
> Hoaxie

Posted: Mon Sep 04, 2006 12:47 pm

aliusmanv1: we don,t have time to wise
bushnud2: what is time to wise ? I have to get my dogs and horses and go in a few minutes mate, give me a quick reply as will not be back for four days when I have a meeting with my partner to duiscuss your kind proposal. I have a big farm to run with many Aborigine workers.
bushnud2: hello veryquick how may I help you to help me and my farm, you want my fax # ? that is OK with me
bushnud2: But I prefer email communication
bushnud2: Just Email me
bushnud2: what do you want to Fax ? The draft Will when it is wrtten of the deceased person who had no Will ? If that is the case you can Fax me.
bushnud2: Fax # Internation 0011-61-7-46300684 'Woop Woop Station Farming Company', mark for attention of the Managing Director or someone else might get involved like my Secretary Ms.Potty LaTrine, I do not trust her as she ripped off a Holy Mother Church once That is why I prefer Email.
bushnud2: hello I am going out now to attend to my 5,000 square miles farm - goodbye for now Dr.Ali, talk to you in four days, hope to be back then unless the Drongos get me.

Posted: Mon Sep 04, 2006 1:21 pm

CigaWeed wrote:

Damn, i only recognize a few words form all that strine. Then again, i'm just another "Yank Tank" driver. =]

Just kidding, anyways i gotta ask; does Ali know that he's using a 4 instead of an A in his name? Are us "westerners" they're targeting really s'pose to be that stupid? I don't think i've EVER taken someone as an "official" when i see "leet speak" pop into the conversation.

This Forum is doing that ! Changing letters to 4.

Hoaxie/Bushnud
Toowoonba Queensland

Posted: Mon Sep 04, 2006 1:27 pm

I gave him my real Fax #
More experienced Baiters please advise !
Just thought I would see what happens.
Was this good or stupid ?
Fax me !
Hoaxie
Queensland.

Posted: Mon Sep 04, 2006 3:11 pm

You shouldn't give ANY real information, even a fax number. Bite safe is the motto here, matey. Speaking of mottos, why just chundah when you can bask in the full Hollywood spectacle of a teaknicolor yawn?

Posted: Tue Sep 05, 2006 6:04 am

Date: Mon, 4 Sep 2006 08:09:35 -0700 (PDT)
From: "Ali Usman" <[email protected]>
Subject: Waiting for your immediate reply
To: xxxxxxxxxxx
Dear Friend ,

How are you today?thanks a lot for your kindly reply to my proposal which Your e-mail responsed to my proposal was well received to me and your contents are well understood which i realy appreciated your kindly reply to me today to do this business with me.and for the perspective of this transfer is very excellent after the normal protocals it will undergo. the fund will be sent to you through telepgraphic transfer(T/T), and the business is risk free, legal and genuine.

Actually,you stated very well to me and i will advice you to not hestitate by sending to me your nominated bank account particulars with your full information which will be use by an Attorney who i will consult to secure all the necessary documents that will back this succesful transfer in your name as the original next of kin to Late Engr. Steve Moore to have this money transfer into your account.so this is the information i need from you right now as soon as you receive this mail.kindly send to me as follow's:

(1)Your Full Name with complete Address
(2)Your Bank Name with bank address
(3)Your Bank Account details.
(4)Your Telephone and Fax Number.
(5)Your Age

So that i will consult an attorney who will start processing all the necessary documents with your information couple with your bank particulars immediately as the original next of kin to this fund so that this money will be wire directly into your bank account as soon as posible before my immediate coming over to your country for the sharing of the percentage as well stated and investment to be carry on immediately.

However,As you are ready to do this business with me,Just call me immediately you receive this mail for us to have a telephone conversaction in respect of this transfer for more information and for our faster communication.

Hoping for your understanding and I wait for your immediate response soonest via telephone call.Realy this is our life time opportunity to have this money transfer into your account before this money will turn into our Government hand.

So for your interest to do this business with me,Kindly call me immediately you receive this email for more directive as you may like to know ok.
Waiting for your immediate reply.
Best Regards,
Mr Aliusman

Seems he understands Australian lingo very well.
Posted by Hoaxchaser
Queensland

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 04 Sep 2006 Posts: 9

Hoaxie wrote:

Seems he understands Australian lingo very well.

I dunno. My money says he's been spending all this time trying to Babel-Fish your email.

Posted: Tue Sep 05, 2006 7:02 am

You don't have to keep putting Hoaxie / Hoaxchaser / Queensland etc in your posts. That just makes them more difficult to read.
There's a clue to the left of each post suggesting who made the post. Laughing

Posted: Tue Sep 05, 2006 9:12 am

Emma Stralian wrote:

You shouldn't give ANY real information, even a fax number. Bite safe is the motto here, matey. Speaking of mottos, why just chundah when you can bask in the full Hollywood spectacle of a teaknicolor yawn?

I like Sir Les Patterson's description of the results of eating a 'crook' oyster - 'you'll spend the next few days on your knees putting in a long distance call on the big white telephone'.

Posted: Wed Sep 06, 2006 10:09 am

@Breddan Butter,

'Thank you Ms.Breddan and Butter, my favourite pudding. Hoaxie is also a Chef ya know. Wont sign this message.....

Posted: Wed Sep 06, 2006 10:59 am

@JFKFC~

What is Babel Fish?

Hoaxie
Queensland

Trophy Videos · Posted: Wed Sep 06, 2006 11:37 am

@Hoaxie Babelfish is a computer driven auto-translator on the internet, such as here http://babelfish.altavista.com/

Too bad, though, as it doesn't translate Australian Slingo to English! Smile

Posted: Thu Sep 07, 2006 6:06 am

Bloody Oath and strike me dead, he understands Australian lingo !
Hoaxie

Mon, 4 Sep 2006 08:09:35 -0700 (PDT)
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To: bushnud2@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Dear Friend ,

How are you today?thanks a lot for your kindly reply to my proposal which Your e-mail responsed to my proposal was well received to me and your contents are well understood which i realy appreciated your kindly reply to me today to do this business with me.and for the perspective of this transfer is very excellent after the normal protocals it will undergo. the fund will be sent to you through telepgraphic transfer(T/T), and the business is risk free, legal and genuine.

Actually,you stated very well to me and i will advice you to not hestitate by sending to me your nominated bank account particulars with your full information which will be use by an Attorney who i will consult to secure all the necessary documents that will back this succesful transfer in your name as the original next of kin to Late Engr. Steve Moore to have this money transfer into your account.so this is the information i need from you right now as soon as you receive this mail.kindly send to me as follow's:

(1)Your Full Name with complete Address
(2)Your Bank Name with bank address
(3)Your Bank Account details.
(4)Your Telephone and Fax Number.
(5)Your Age

So that i will consult an attorney who will start processing all the necessary documents with your information couple with your bank particulars immediately as the original next of kin to this fund so that this money will be wire directly into your bank account as soon as posible before my immediate coming over to your country for the sharing of the percentage as well stated and investment to be carry on immediately.

However,As you are ready to do this business with me,Just call me immediately you receive this mail for us to have a telephone conversaction in respect of this transfer for more information and for our faster communication.

Hoping for your understanding and I wait for your immediate response soonest via telephone call.Realy this is our life time opportunity to have this money transfer into your account before this money will turn into our Government hand.

So for your interest to do this business with me,Kindly call me immediately you receive this email for more directive as you may like to know ok.
Waiting for your immediate reply.
Best Regards,
Mr Aliusman

Posted: Fri Sep 08, 2006 6:46 am

Date: Fri Sep 8, 2006 4:04 pm
Subject:: Re: URGENT BUSINESS hoaxchaser

Re: Waiting for your immediate reply
To: "Ali Usman" <[email protected]>

Woop Woop Farming Company,
Woop Woop,
Queensland
Down Under 4350

8th September 2006

Dear Mr. Usman,

The party are back from their expedition to check the fences and
livestock out West.

The CEO has requested me to advise you of his return and to ask if
you have further news about the transaction he is discussing with
you.

Your sincerely,

Beverley Bunyip (Secretary to CEO)

Posted: Fri Sep 08, 2006 6:48 am

Regarding the continued correspondence between Mr.Ali Usman and the
5,000 sq miles Woop Woop Farming Company here in Australia.
Beverley Bunyip,(CEO Sec Woop Woop Farming Co Pty Ltd) just had a
brilliant idea and did a Google on Mr.Ali.
Mr.Ali is very active and the results are impressive to say the
least, Google knows him well. He certainly gets around and must be a
truly International man.
Anothor of his business propositions is shown below. Unfortunately
Woop Woop Farming Co P/L did not have contact with him at that time.
Hoaxie is going dictate a letter to Ms Bunyip and ask to find out if
this proposal is still valid, 5% would certainly help to fund summer
pasture and alfalfa plantings at Woop Woop.

Hoaxie

From "Ali Usman" <>
Subject ASSISTANCE
Date Mon, 07 Nov 2005 11:28:30 +0000

ARTS & CRAFT COMPANY PLC.
DL0311 VAUXHALL CROSS LONDON
UNITED KINGDOM.
E-MAIL:[email protected]

Attn:Sir/Ma,

With due respect to you, I am sorry for any inconveniences or
embarrassement
this my letter of assistance may cause you. I am writing following
an
impressive information we got about you through a consultancy firm
under
UK/USA/CA. CHAMBER OF COMMERCE AND INDUSTRY. Thus we assured your
capability
and reliability to champion a business of great magnitude.

I am Mr.Ali Usman, the managing director of the above mentioned
company.
Base on the assurance given on your behalf, my company has appoint
you as
our debt collector from our overseas creditors. The creditors always
send us
CHEQUES for our payment, but foreign cheque take LONGER time to
clear and
sometimes some of them got lost on transit, which impact a great
lost to
this Company. It is on this effect, we the management outstand a
dept
collect or overseas. You haven been selected on these contract, the
management has agreed that any debt YOU collected on our behalf, 5%
is
allowed for you as your share while the remaining will be remitted
to us
through wire transfer on our coparate account.

To commence on this transaction, you are to send the following in
your
reply:
1. Name you want the cheque to be raised.
2. Direct telephone and fax numbers
3. Mailing address
4. Your company name if any.
5. Sex/ Age and Occupation.
If you are interested, please reply through my secure email address:
[email protected]

Awaiting your positive reply.

Yours sincerely,
Mr. Ali Usman.

Posted: Fri Sep 08, 2006 11:43 pm

Beverley just reminded me to include the Full Header.
She just explained how do do it.
Hoaxie

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Dear Ms.Beverley,

This is to acknowledge the receipt of your email, is well understood to me but I want to let you know that you should inform him that the only thing that is holding this business is for him to provide his bank account details or he can setup a new bank account for the transaction so that I will start processing every necessary legal documents that will back up the business because I have made a solid arrangement here how the transaction will look like, please tell him that every thing is in good sharp .

Please I will like you to inform him that he should send his mobile phone to me so that I will call him for more details is very important. This is the thing that holding up the transaction makes him to understand these.

Waiting your immediate respond!

Regards,

Ali Usman.

Posted: Fri Sep 08, 2006 11:46 pm

Interesting reply.
Is he applying some pressure ?
Should I send him my Mobile phone ?
Next thing he will be wanting the charger too.

Hoaxie
Queensland

Posted: Sun Sep 10, 2006 7:39 am

you might find a phone number http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=76544

Posted: Mon Sep 11, 2006 11:29 pm

Date: Tue, 12 Sep 2006 09:17:25 +1000 (EST)
From: "Beverley Bunyip" <[email protected]>
Subject: REPLY ME
To: [email protected]

Woop Farming Company
Woop Woop
Queensland
Down Under 4350

12 September 2006

Dear Mr Usman,

Mr David Yowie, CEO of Woop Woop Farming Company, has sent me your Email.

He has flown to Brisbane for a Board meeting with the Directors of the company. While in Brisbane he is also talking with his personal bankers about your proposal and the possibility of opening a new account for the purpose of this transaction.

He just Emailed me and asked for you to list the ducuments you are currently processing and advise soonest.

Yours Sincerely,

Beverley Bunyip

Secretary:
Woop Woop Farming Co Pty Ltd
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