Found a lad who calls himself GO4T DO6

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Posted: Wed Sep 06, 2006 7:00 pm

I took care of the tribbles...

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5 honeybrown tribbles
2 rhinestone parrots
4 silly gooses
1 hankypankajoo

Posted: Wed Sep 06, 2006 7:50 pm

As if we didn't need more evidence as to lad laziness...

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i have them, they are available,

Was the only reply I got to my request for Turduckens.

Posted: Wed Sep 06, 2006 10:55 pm

@ Emma

What did you offer Goat mmmmmmm. Really goat is just the 419 pet and he never replies. except for the two lines which show his high IQ.

Did you send a picture of your self to brive him.

@ Beakum

don't be mean to goat. We know he is lazy and probably spends his whole day scratching his ass and licking his fingers trying to find what to do with all the ordeer.

Posted: Wed Sep 06, 2006 11:13 pm

Ummmm. I think he has lost it. He goes from 1 and 2 line replies to this.

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An Application for Services (Form CFIA 4720) with appropriate fees (forapplicable fees, please see the fee schedules for Canadian and UnitedStates manufacturers of autogenous biologics in the respective sectionsof the guidelines).
A Veterinary Biologic Information Form (Form CFIA1503)
A production outline describing production and testing methodsfor the autogenous biologics as follows: a. Autogenous Bacterins
Ageneric production outline for the autogenous bacterin. A separateproduction outline will be required for each autogenous biologic if theproduction and testing methods differ significantly from the genericproduction outline.
b. Autogenous Viral Vaccines
A separateproduction outline for each autogenous viral biologic.

The labellingfor the autogenous biologics should contain the following information. Ageneric label containing the information listed under items 'a', 'd','h' and 'i' should be submitted with the initial application. a.Autogenous Biologic (bacterin, vaccine, toxoid), followed by the name ofthe microorganism used in the preparation of the product.
b. Name andaddress of the attending licensed veterinarian.
c. Name, address andestablishment licence number of the manufacturer.
d. Preservatives andinactivating agents used in the autogenous biologic.
e. Expirationdate and serial number of the product (The expiration date for theautogenous biologic should not exceed twelve months from the date ofharvest).
f. Dosage, recommended route of administration, frequency ofvaccination and withdrawal period.
g. Storage conditions.
h. Thelabel should include the following cautionary statements: "Forveterinary use only. Do not vaccinate within 21 days (or more dependingon the type of the adjuvant used) before slaughter. Autogenous biologicis used in an emergency situation when a licensed product is notavailable to prevent the spread of a disease to healthy fish. Potencyand efficacy of this biologic have not been established. This producthas been prepared for use only by or under the direct supervision of alicensed veterinarian."
i. Additional cautionary statements orwarnings as required.

Upon review and approval of the abovematerials, a generic Veterinary Biologics Product Licence for autogenousbiologic will be issued to Canadian manufacturer.

The fee schedulefor autogenous biologics for Canadian manufacturers as listed under'Summary of Fees and Services Related to Veterinary Biologics' of theApplication for Services (Form CFIA 4720) is as follows:

Item No.Description Fee ($) Tax 7% ($) Total ($)
7.(2) (a) Filing andpreliminary review of the application 200.00 14.00 214.00
7.(2) (b)Evaluation of the application 450.00 31.50 481.50
7.(2) (c) Issuanceof a product licence 200.00 0.00 200.00
7.(5) Annual renewal of theproduct licence 120.00 8.40 128.40

D. ADDITIONAL REQUIREMENTS FORTHE IMPORTATION OF AUTOGENOUS BIOLOGICS FROM UNITED STATES
The UnitedStates manufacturers may also prepare autogenous biologics for use inCanada. The United States manufacturers are also advised to consult theCode of Federal Regulations and associated guidelines. In addition tothe requirements listed in the sections B and C above, the United Statesmanufacturers are required to submit the following materials:

A copyof the USDA Veterinary Biologics Establishment Licence

A copy of theUSDA Veterinary Biological Product Licence

Upon review and approvalof the above materials, the product will be registered for importationinto Canada. The Canadian importers are required to submit the followingmaterials to VBS before importing a registered autogenous biologic fromthe United States:

A completed Application for Services (Form CFIA4720) with the appropriate fee (for applicable fees, please see the feeschedule for the United States manufacturers).

An Application forPermit to Import Veterinary Biologics (Form CFIA 1493).

Informationabout the disease problem as indicated in Section B(5.).

Summaries oftest results by manufacturer on APHIS 2008 for the specific serial ofautogenous biologic to be imported.

Data to support the inactivationof the virus must be submitted and approved before the permit for theautogenous viral product is issued.

Upon approval of the application,a single entry Permit to Import Veterinary Biologics will be issued fora specific serial of the autogenous biologic.

The fee schedule forautogenous biologics manufactured in the United States as listed under'Summary of Fees and Services Related to Veterinary Biologics' of theApplication For Services (Form CFIA 4720) is as follows (the fees areshown in Canadian funds):

Item No. Description Fee ($) Tax 7% ($)Total
3.(1) (a) Filing and preliminary review of the application200.00 14.00 214.00
3.(1) (b) Evaluation of the application 450.0031.50 481.50
3.(1) (c) Issuance of an initial import permit 200.000.00 200.00
3.(2) Subsequent application for a permit to import theautogenous biologics from the same manufacturer 60.00 0.00
60.00

2.(3) Annual renewal of the product registration 120.00 8.40 128.40

E. REFERENCES
Health of Animals Act, Section 64 (1) (s)
Health ofAnimals Regulations, Part XI, Sections 120 - 135
Canadian FoodInspection Agency Fees Notice - Part 11, Services Related To VeterinaryBiologics (Items 40-50)

I'll bet my Online Lotto winnings that he has no idea what that email says. Rolling Eyes

Posted: Thu Sep 07, 2006 12:21 am

Wonder where he got that from??

Posted: Thu Sep 07, 2006 12:35 am

I have two characters baiting him and they are outbidding each other for the beasts. We are up to 10x his original quote! (It's no wonder I don't make any money)/

rumbero wrote:

Did you send a picture of your self to brive him.

No, would want to brive him in any way.

Anyway, I have just had his payment demand (for the original $990 price fer chrisake) which I can't understand because of his poor English skills. (His address is in Lagos). I have asked for a pro-forma invoice. Let's see what happens now!

Posted: Thu Sep 07, 2006 6:29 am

@ Emma:

Great strategy, I never though that goat ever got into his scam.

But like Rastas reply indicates that he or his partner are running more than one scam.

I'm still waiting for an address so I can send the WU.

he is getting very picky of whom he is replying to.

Well I jusst got this a few minutes ago

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2 yellow Killer whales cost 13,000 pounds
3 Red Dolphins cost 3,000 pounds
2 Komodo Dragons cost 5, 000pounds
50 piranas ( The children would really love petting these fish ) cost 500, pounds each
10 Blue Faced Spider Monkeys cost 3,000 pounds each

So it looks like I'll be paying $ 76,000.00 dollars for my order to Mr Goat

I just have to open a bank account for Goat Laughing

Posted: Thu Sep 07, 2006 8:06 am

I'm waiting for info on my Komodo Dragons, and Goat Boy sends me this!

Your Reply

Secure on-line ordering of the largest selection of ID cards available. Chose the card you like from our extensive catalogs and have itdelivered overnigt!

He truly is the worst lad ever!

I wonder if he has ever seen the inside of a WU collectin office...

Posted: Thu Sep 07, 2006 8:22 am

The goatly one finally replied, he's found what I'm after! He's still a bit confused though, we've not spoken about any money yet.

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iam able to supply you zangoose, the money is the payment for the zangoose

That's great. Not many people could provide me with a real Pokemon. But first...questions!

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Dear sir,

Before I pay, I need to know a few things about it.

1 - The actual cost,
2 - Its height and weight
3 - Its general condition of health,
4 - How old it is,
5 - What colour the fur is, I require only the pedigree white and red colouration.
6 - Has it already been given a name? If so, what is it?
7 - Has it got any aggressive tendencies?
8 - What has it been fed on? Is it weaned?
9 - I need to know how it will be transported, will it be in a cage etc, and will it be shipped via boat or aircraft.
10 - What is the shipping cost, I am in England.
11 - Will you be shipping its accessories too? ie, cage, bedding, leash+collar, pokeball etc.
12 - After I pay, how long will it be until the animal arrives?

Thank you for your time, I shall make preparations for the transfer so I may send as soon as you answer my questions.

Posted: Thu Sep 07, 2006 9:38 am

I have now passed Goat boi onto my company accountant so that he can submit the correct pro-forma invoice. He asked me to send him the money BEFORE he sent the pro-forma. I had to slap him hard for not knowing that pro-formas had to be sent first. I can see that he is going to have some serious problems with my accounts guy, one Mr Q Ferengh1. There is also the small matter that a: WU won't send money to Nigeria, b. the sum in question is much too high for a single transfer and c. he is going to be paid in gold-pressed latinum!

Baiting Guru Joined: 07 Jul 2006 Posts: 5727

Moe, you have asked Goat waaaaay too many questions. Goat is easily confused. Goat has been known to pee his pants while trying to determine if he should use the restroom that has a picture of a person in a skirt, or a picture of a person without a skirt on the door.

How does Goat make any money at all on this?

Back on the television series M.A.S.H. they used to have a character called "5 o'clock Charlie." Charlie frequently tried to bomb the 4077 via the air, but he was so bad that the doctors would gather just to watch him try. I think Goat is 5 o'clock Charlie.

Posted: Thu Sep 07, 2006 12:10 pm

Go4t Do6 just surprised me!

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name alero okonedo
address number 40, amusu street ilasamaja algso state

all the total for the money 2620 dollar, you have to send the money to western union money transfere
you have to send the infromation to that i can go to the bank and collect the money , the agent can send the
certificates import/exportand the Rendered Safe certificates ,The use of containers evolved as a means of efficiently handling and transporting a wide range of goods. The adoption of containers has significantly improved the speed of loading and unloading of ships and transport of goods to their final destinations, as well as reducing breakages and pilfering. The resulting cost savings represent a major benefit to businesses. Containers are in widespread use throughout the world and represent a substantial proportion of cargoes now carried by ships.
12.11 There is a need to have regulated standards of container construction, handling, stacking and transporting of containers for safety reasons. There is an advantage to business from having common international standards for container safety to facilitate the international transport of goods in containers. This is achieved through the International Convention for Safe Containers 1972. Division 9, Part IV of the Navigation Act 1912 and Marine Order 44 give effect to the Convention. The legislation should continue to provide for the convention requirements and for subsequent amendments to be conveniently implemented through Marine Orders.

He actually cut and pasted from some transport regulations, or so it looks. Doesn't comply with my request for Rendered Safe Certificates, but at least he's done something!

Posted: Thu Sep 07, 2006 12:24 pm

Did you ask to ship by air??? As long as there are no snakes Smile

Posted: Thu Sep 07, 2006 1:01 pm

I got me on the way Laughing

Posted: Thu Sep 07, 2006 1:11 pm

Poor lad. He has now sent me a request for payment to my second baiter account but hasn't told me who, where or how much - well, he has but I keep changing the subject line so he must be very confused. He keeps referring to the 'agent' and how he will take care of all the details as soon as I have paid the hire fee. Mmmm.

What happens if these rare/extinct/mythical animals arrive dead? I would have paid for them and got only corpses. I can get dead haggises here for a few quid, I want a live one! That's why I am prepared to pay $8000 and I'm sure any newspaper would pay much more than that for a photo of one in captivity!

Posted: Thu Sep 07, 2006 4:46 pm

I wouldn't mind ordering some tribbles, a few Mogwai and just for the heck of it, some stingrays to put into my moat. bow_down

You blokes rule!

Baiting Guru Joined: 07 Jul 2006 Posts: 5727

Against my better judgement I have decided to offer goat dog one more chance. This time I am looking for . They must be blind by birth. They need to be able to run, climb, and have their tails grow back after getting whacked off with a carving knife.

How much can three blind mice cost, right? We shall see.

Posted: Thu Sep 07, 2006 9:20 pm

@ beakum

3 blind mice that a lot of money, more then the shark you ordered last lime. simply because you want them trained.
Make sure they come with dark glasses and a cane Laughing

Just my two yellow killer whales comes to 13,000.00 pounds

Posted: Thu Sep 07, 2006 10:00 pm

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20 Jackalopes, lesser horned. cost 15,000pounds
20 Jackalopes, greater horned. cost 25, 000 pounds

50 Horny toed slip lizzards. cost 30, 000pounds

50 Camel toed slick lizzards. cost 30, 000pounds
10 Nocturnal Catheter Snakes, 15mm diameter +. cost 30 ,000pounds
100 Carnivorous Arborvitae Leeches. cost 5 ,000pounds
5 Narwhals. cost 50 ,000pounds
50 Carrier Pigeons. cost 20 ,000pounds
2 Sembalance Barking Owls, mating pair only. cost 10 ,000pounds
200 Black Mamba Snakes, over 2 meteres please.cost 200 ,pounds
1 Felis Domesticus, Mandarin Orange Varie cost 2000 ,pounds

Black Mamba's, only 1 pound each! What a deal!

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the cost for the total 50, 000 pounds,if you can send the money to western uion money transfere, or money gram , hoa cn i get the money , that i can send the goods to you

Not only can he not spell, he can't add either! Or maybe it's a package deal.

Posted: Thu Sep 07, 2006 10:48 pm

i just placed a new order (he didnt like my "how do you ship a polar bear?" question).

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Posted: Fri Sep 08, 2006 1:30 am

Im not buying anything else from him. My ice snakes showed up and they had melted Sad

What a waste of $990.

Posted: Fri Sep 08, 2006 2:12 am

From my new personality, To our friend.

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Good day,
My name is , curator at the Northern Hudson Bay Zoo, Canada. We have been trying to locate Polar Bears for our facility, with no luck. Hudson Bay is an area of semi tropical high elevation arctic steppe climate, part of the Low Desert life zone, with constant daylight, 24 hours a day, year around, cleverly devoid of Polar Bears and good Cannabis Sativa. I was brought to your attention from a friend of mine, who lives in Sumatra, Indonesia, land of perennial glacial ice. They have many, many Polar Bears there, but none to spare, much less sell. I am requesting from you a list of available Polar Bears for our facility, for experimental reasons. We are in need of 1 (one) male Ballistic Calcified Travertine Polar Bear for our pleasure. Please advise, and provide pricing and shipping information. We can provide fast payment, and can come to you for the BCT Bear, if required.
My best to you,
.
SPCA,
TARTLIKE,
SPUNK,
CEO, Hudson Bay Zoo.

Baiting Guru Joined: 07 Jul 2006 Posts: 5727

rumbero, maybe if you had ordered simple robber whales instead of killer whales the cost would not have been as much.

Just make sure he doesn't use the same air delivery system that he used to deliver my shark.

Posted: Fri Sep 08, 2006 6:03 am

Beakum

I make sure that he does not deliver airfreight.

I'll see If i can send Goat to Abuja to collect his money $ 76,000.00 is muchos dolares Laughing

Posted: Fri Sep 08, 2006 1:57 pm

Well, that settles it. This guy has connections that can get you anything.

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How is the veterinary form coming along? I really need to get that back
soon.

I have another request for you from one of our wealthy board members.
He heard about your ability to acquire unusual animals and he has an
order. He wants the head of the stingray that killed Steve Irwin. He
will pay any amount. He has his own taxidermist so don't worry about
that. He just needs to know if you can get it and how much it will
cost.

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the cost is 20 ,000 pounds , you have to send to western unionmoney transfer,

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