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Posted: Tue Sep 05, 2006 3:37 pm

Jojo/YW - This time, suggest to them that they take shovels - the bag of money may have been concealed by being buried in fresh guano, and it would help if they dug around a bit.

Bruin

Posted: Tue Sep 05, 2006 3:45 pm

Actually, what we are doing next is sending him a photo. The photo will be of the money and Zeid in the cave together. Big Worm has done some excellent PhotoChopping in the past, so I am sure that this will look very convincing.

Although it is not posted yet on the website, we heard from Bruce within the last hour. He is determined to make it back to Kenya. We are going to see if we cannot get him there this weekend, when all three if us (Jojo, Big Worm and I) are all available to chat, make phone calls, whatever... to continue our torture of Bruce.

Posted: Tue Sep 05, 2006 3:49 pm

I should be available on Saturday for a nice chat session if need be. Hopefully I can remain in town.

I have quite a few pictures of the cave if you need any. I have been doing some scraping today trying to find some good ones. Let me know if you need them.

419Eater is my life Joined: 25 Aug 2006 Posts: 403

Hmmmm... at what point in this wild goose chase are you going to bring up the possibility of them contracting E-Bola or Hemmoragic Fever? I'd love to hear that conversation over the phone!!!!!!

Money in a cave = $400,000

Plane ticket to Nairobi = $400.00

Mugu learning he's been exposed to E-Bola - FVCKING PRICELESS

Simon

PS: If he wasnt aware.... tif the Guano in the cave is over 1/2 meter deep... there's probably about half a million in fertilizer at least on the floor... there's his fortune... send him a permit that he's allowed to remove it!!!!! LOL

Trophy Videos · Posted: Tue Sep 05, 2006 5:16 pm

@Marvin What do you mean JoJo's maps are no good! We can clearly see the mountain, the cave, the waterfall, and the money. Shame on you, Marvin, for bashing JoJo's graphic skills!

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Jojo it's all your fault they didn't find the money because of your poor quality maps!

Hang your head in shame

P.S. @JoJoBean- Please don't send me my paycheck via WU Secure Transfer. I don't like being asked personal questions.
Just agree to join any future safari's I might have, and we'll split the cash 50/50.

Not quite a Newb Joined: 19 Apr 2005 Posts: 70

@ Yeawhatever...has he sent you a pic so you can recognise him when he gets to Kenya? Maybe he should buy a digital camera and show you pics of Accra and pics of Kenya so you can know he is not lying. How can you trust he hasnt lied to you? Twisted Evil

Posted: Tue Sep 05, 2006 5:55 pm

I do not trust him. This time, we are going to have him go to a particular Internet cafe where we have the phone number. This time, we are going to talk to the lad before he starts back up the volcano. I am also going to demand a photo of the volcano from him, "so I can better guide you." I would love to get a photo from the field.

Trophy Videos · Posted: Tue Sep 05, 2006 6:20 pm

@YW Yes, I agree. I picture would strengthen your trust of him.
Plus, If he turns out to be a good photojournalist, he could get a job at CNN after this is all over. He'll just have to fudge his resume a bit...

Wannabe Baiter Joined: 16 Mar 2006 Posts: 91

if he really was there I feel that he may try to offer more proof or evidence that he is really there so a photo would really prove it.

Can't wait until he really finds out, Twisted Evil

Posted: Tue Sep 05, 2006 6:58 pm

Just heard back from Bruce. He asked me to send him the new "master plan". So. of course, I did. This time I instructed him to go to one of two different Internet cafes in Kitale and either email or IM me from there. Then I will be able to call him on the phone. This will give us a much better idea of the time he should arrive at the cave entrance, which is where I told him that I would meet him.

I also told him that I was going to sneak off to the cave tonight once everyone was asleep and photograph the money where I hid it. Big Worm has already PhotoShopped a perfect photo to send him. It is extremely convincing. The photo is from an actual Kitum cave photo. In fact, it was taken at the exact spot that I marked on the map that I sent Bruce. You can't get much better than that.

Posted: Tue Sep 05, 2006 7:35 pm

Fantastic stuff once again Laughing

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 07 Oct 2005 Posts: 19

Damn

No sign of the lads bleading out of there asses yet Sad

Posted: Tue Sep 05, 2006 7:47 pm

SlapHappy wrote:

He'll just have to fudge his resume a bit...

Nobody would ever do a thing like that...

Posted: Tue Sep 05, 2006 8:26 pm

Bruce has written back and asked when we should try to meet at the cave entrance. I told him that Saturday would be best because the American that has been hanging around the camp will be gone by then. Of course, the real reason is to ensure that either Big Worm, Jojo or I will be available to chat/talk to him should he make the return trip.

Posted: Tue Sep 05, 2006 11:11 pm

/\/\/\ Well we know that jojo is unreliable for any field assignments, but I'm pretty sure email and chatting is within his comfort zone Laughing

Trophy Videos · Posted: Tue Sep 05, 2006 11:39 pm

This Saturday?? Gee-Whizz! There goes my trout-fishing trip! Sad

Now I'll have to hang around my computer and listen to you guys put down reliable JoJo, and I'll have to spring to his defense all weekend long.

(After all, I wouldn't want my payments from JoJo to stop.)

Posted: Wed Sep 06, 2006 2:00 am

I just sent Bruce the photo of the bag in the cave. As you will see, it is quite authentic looking, as if someone took the picture themselves with a crappy camera in the middle of a cave. The one that was sent to Bruce was over 3.5MB in size.

Posted: Wed Sep 06, 2006 3:18 am

No worries Slap, I'll be catching all your trout!

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There goes my trout-fishing trip!

Posted: Wed Sep 06, 2006 7:46 am

That pic of that bag in that cave is awesome. It looks like hell in there. Did you tell him that you buried it, or is he looking for a bag on the ground?

Posted: Wed Sep 06, 2006 9:04 am

They may be awesome, but I still can't make a judgement because they don't show up when I view the website...

Trophy Videos · Posted: Wed Sep 06, 2006 11:24 am

@ JoeTam - You better save me some, then. And don't you go marinating it in some wacko sauce of yours, either. I like mine slowly pan fried in butter only!

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No worries Slap, I'll be catching all your trout!

@YW a 3.5MB image file! Are you crazy! It will eat up his cafe time, and he won't have any money left to contact you in Kenya! I'd really hate that, if I was on dialup! Wink

Posted: Wed Sep 06, 2006 12:03 pm

Dang BW- I was quite impressed with that picture. Very nice chop!

Sitting at home chatting with a scammer is more up my alley than anything else. It is much easier to do that than run around from country to country meeting different lads. Oh well- hopefully this guy will be there Saturday.

Posted: Wed Sep 06, 2006 5:25 pm

Big Worm just had another chat with Bruce. He claims that he is getting flight information tomorrow and hopes to make the return trip this weekend. This sounds doubtful to us but we will just have to wait and see a little bit. And since we provided Bruce with such a nice ID, we have asked for the same from him, done the same way Zeid did his. There is almost no chance of getting it in the same form as the one we sent him.

Posted: Wed Sep 06, 2006 8:27 pm

Yeah safaris rock!

I agree with Bruin, if you left a bag on top of half meter deep batshit, it would definitely sink. Have them do some digging

Posted: Wed Sep 06, 2006 9:45 pm

This is just to good. Safari, bat poo this bait has it all. I bow down to you all.

Look at me groveling, my trousers will get dirty.

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