Found a lad who calls himself GO4T DO6

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Posted: Mon Sep 04, 2006 10:06 pm

Don't forget to ask how old the pets are and how many shots they have had. How long have they been weaned from their moms (especially for those of you buying birds - LOL - wanna make sure they aren't nursing anymore)

He did have a Jellicle cat, a Growltiger, and a Shimbleshank for me!!!

Woo HOOOO

Oh and ask if they are registered and what association they are registered with.....

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 04 Sep 2006 Posts: 9

Hey, he finally got around to me. My first Scam-Bait!

Quote:

thank you for your email , i can send your goods by the agent , if you
have to send the money to western union money transfere, how can i get
the money from there , the agent can send the goods to you ,

2
Spotted Leopard Turtles cost 990 dollar

1 Red Fanged Sparrow
cost 880 dollar

3 Ring Tailed Parrot Fish cost 750 pound

1 dozen
Purple Beaked Iguanas cost 990 dollar

4 Long Tailed Manx
cost 990 dollar

1 Copperback Furby cost 990 dollar

Sweet Jesus! I honestly thought he didn't want to talk to me cause the Furby and Manx were pretty damn obvious. I guess you guys aren't joking about the intelligence quotient we're dealing with.

Posted: Mon Sep 04, 2006 10:31 pm

Now he's wedging the prices...

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single specimens cost 990 dollar
Barsaivian Storm Wolf, cost 880 dollar
Black Felux and Cockatrice cost 750 dollar
if you have to send the money to western union money transfere, how can i get the money , that the agent can send it to you ,

So I wrote back:

Quote:

I'm not sure that I understand you here. My client's offer was +20% of book price for a second breeding pair, +50% for three. The prices you are now quoting have changed from your first letter.

Also, I do not have an address for any Western Union transfer, you will have to provide one.

Finally - do you have the Rendered Safe certificates for the Black Felux and the Cockatrice?

If he wants a WUXfer, he'll have to tell me where!

The Rendered Safe Certificates are required because the Black Felux can makes its eyes glow blindingly bright, often with a strobe effect that can cause epilepsy, and the Cockatrice (this version anyway) has a barbed tail with a very powerful venom.

Posted: Mon Sep 04, 2006 10:36 pm

This moron must think he's hit the Mother Lode with all these orders. I kindly ask him to explain himself. (Censored naughty words).

"What in the f*** are you talking about idiot? I need the prices for each
animal. Why the hell would I send you any money now you f****** moron.
Are you a real business man, or just some tweaker? Send me a price list
and more information."

Posted: Mon Sep 04, 2006 10:37 pm

After his first reply lacked, shall we say detail and grammar, I asked for his name..

Quote:

name alero okonedo

because the agent can send the animale to you ,you can get your goods from there ,
name
last
country
state
adress number
phone number

He's really stretching himself, this lad Rolling Eyes

Posted: Mon Sep 04, 2006 10:48 pm

Quote:

Sweet Jesus! I honestly thought he didn't want to talk to me cause the Furby and Manx were pretty damn obvious. I guess you guys aren't joking about the intelligence quotient we're dealing with.

Just wait, it get's better. A quick welcome to JFKFC, and bait safely. JFKFC, you might want to PM Nurse Nasty for more info as soon as you get a moment. Won't hurt a bit.

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 04 Sep 2006 Posts: 9

Sounds good to me. I put in a request for a mentor as well, unfortunately it was under my name before i changed it. Guess i should update my posts.

Posted: Mon Sep 04, 2006 11:43 pm

Actually, I think his prices are very cheap. Where else can you get a snark for $990? I am going to offer him more because I think he is diddling himself. A think a healthy male snark is worth five grand or more.

I am going to order some baby koalas too, but he needs to supply food for the journey from Australia. You do know what they eat ' Wink

'

Also, can anyone see any potential issues with him sending me some snakes on a plane?

Posted: Mon Sep 04, 2006 11:54 pm

At last our esteemed colleague has responded to my request:

Quote:

if you have to send the money to western union money transfere, how can
i get the money , that the agent can send it to you ,25 Breeding Pairs
of Thylacine (Thylacinus cynocephalus)

5 Breeding pairs of White Shark
(Carcharodon carcharias) cost 990 dollar

Several dozen Blue
Ringed Octopus (Genus Hapalochlaena) cost 750 dollar

150 Cone
Snails (Family Conidae) cost 880 dollar

6 Breeding pairs of Manta Ray
(Manta birostris) cost 990 dollar

4 Pairs of Killer Whale (Orcinus
orca) cost 990 dollar

5 Breeding pairs of Diprotodon cost 990
dollar

12 Breeding pairs of Marsupial Lion (Thylacoleo carnifex)
cost 990 dollar

7 Breeding pairs of Irish Elk (Megaloceros giganteus)
cost 990 dollar

12 Pairs of Woolly Mammoth (Mammuthus primigenius)
cost 990 dollar

Cost of transport to Australia cost 450 dollar

I am a little disappointed he has not given a price for the thylacines.

WU time for the lad.

7/9

Posted: Mon Sep 04, 2006 11:56 pm

Goat Dog isn't even one half as smart as both the animals he's named after, combined!

This message -

Quote:

single specimens cost 990 dollar
Barsaivian Storm Wolf, cost 880 dollar
Black Felux and Cockatrice cost 750 dollar
if you have to send the money to western union money transfere, how can i get the money , that the agent can send it to you ,

- he has sent three times now.

Unless, of course, he's too busy right now, down at the WU office...

Trophy Videos · Posted: Tue Sep 05, 2006 12:03 am

Thanks to Raoul on this site for getting me goat dog's email address.
I just got my order placed.

Quote:

I need to order 4 green-furred Lesser Antillie fish (Verni fuzzus minimus antillae pices), 12 man-eating sea cucumbers (Cucumberus gigantis gulpi), and a plethora of Gobbledegooks (Turkes din-gluberi) to feed the sea cucumbers. I also am looking for a trained pair of truffle-snorting Wildebeasts (Antelopus ferocious nostrilalis fungi.) These beasts must come with an authentic professional training certificate, issued by the proper authority, detailing their training regimen and classification. I must be emailed a copy of the certificate of training before any payment arrangements can be made. I heard that the training of truffle-snorting Wildbeasts in Africa, by Africans themselves, is the best in the world.

Posted: Tue Sep 05, 2006 12:04 am

Quote:

Carolina Parakeet - breeding pair cost 990 pounds
Passenger Pigeon - breeding pair cost 88opounds
Irish Eagle - male only cost 990 pounds
Bachman's Warbler - 3 breeding pairs. cost 750 pounds
if you have to send the money to western union money transfere, how can i get the money , that the agent can send it to you ,

This guy as the WORST English of any lad I've encountered!

Not quite a Newb Joined: 10 Mar 2006 Posts: 61

This guy must have been flooded with orders. I think his response to me must have taken about 5 seconds to type. Laughing

Quote:

iam going to send it by the agent , you have to send the money to western union money transfer,how i can collect it, to western union money transfer,how i can collect it,

before i can send the by the agent,
phone number2348026442421

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 04 Sep 2006 Posts: 9

My guess is that he's been spending all of his downtime dancing the "i'm supa k3wl a-ok mugu!!!!" dance, in response to the asstons of money we're throwing at him with our orders.

Posted: Tue Sep 05, 2006 6:42 am

I just need an address where I can send the money.

He is so retarded he has never sent WU location.

I love this mugu, even if he does not deliver the merchandize. Somebody cut his e-mail the last time. I don't think he got the chance to go to the WU.

Please don't insult Goat, he is the 419 pet

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 04 Sep 2006 Posts: 9

Aw hell no. This is technically my first, so imma see if i can milk this for as long as possible. Shit, if i'm lucky (and hopefully as skilled as i think i am), i might even get a Trophy out of him.

Posted: Tue Sep 05, 2006 11:42 am

YOu know what - Now that I rethought it - I think my daughter wants -

A papa Smurf
A smurfette
And a few regular Smurfs

I am going to bait him at another addy - maybe make a Gargamel for this bait - and see if I can get me some Smurfs!

Baiting Guru Joined: 07 Jul 2006 Posts: 5727

Rumbero, I will freely admit that the STH (Shark-To-Home) delivery system did experience a few setbacks during Beta testing, but my engineers believe that they have now got it perfected. In hindsight it probably was a bad idea to drop the shark out of a plane. 20,000 feet plunges play heck on the shark, and the accuracy of the drop is shaky at best.

Our new STH delivery system relies on placing the shark in our patented shark tube, and delivering via abandoned ICBM missle silos. We are working hard towards an October rollout.

Posted: Wed Sep 06, 2006 2:37 am

@ JFKFC

Goat is too busy with all the orders, doubt if you wll ever get a trophy out of Goat. He is so dumb he does not know whether he is coming or going.
Goat never delivers, but he is a lot of fun.

@ Beakum:

I did not see your order for a new shark. Hope you had insurance for the missile shark that destroyed your house. Hope you did not order a Blue Whale this time Laughing

Posted: Wed Sep 06, 2006 11:52 am

I have just intervened as a different character trying to cut my first character out of the deal as his markup was too high. Here is what I get today (so he's not too busy).

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Hire of one male snark for two weeks - $3000
Hire of one haggis for one week - $8,000

5 baby Australian Koalas +predigested eucalyptus leaves
cost $ 6,000

So, I need to check if a trainer/handler is included in the hire fee.

Quote:

Okay, we have a deal. Do you provide a certified trainer as part of
the package? Snarks are docile enough if not provoked but the haggis
can be vicious. It would need a handler to travel with it from you to
Burbank, CA.

Let me know and we can wire you the money to your designated agent.

The next question will be, is it a right or left hand haggis? There is an old convention in the movie industry that goodies come in from one side of the screen and the baddies from the other. Can't remember which.

Trophy Videos · Posted: Wed Sep 06, 2006 12:15 pm

Goat Man hasn't gotten back to me yet. He must be having trouble finding the training certificates for my truffle-snorting Wildebeasts. Crying or Very sad

Baiting Guru Joined: 07 Jul 2006 Posts: 5727

Goat Man is by far the dumbest, laziest mugu alive. Don't look for any response beyond the standard script, and it's not even a good script.

After a week and half of me sending an email every other day asking "where's my shark!", and getting nothing more than a "shark will be sent FedEx in a Shark Proof box" response, I just sent him a scathing insult email. I told him that I have found another source by which to obtain my shark. These people are significantly more expensive than he is, but at least with these people I won't have to deal with an inbread, goat f*cking moron.

We'll see if he replies.

Posted: Wed Sep 06, 2006 1:36 pm

@beakumhawks~

I have a good dialog going with him and it can't be script. According to his IP, he is in India - could be spoofed though. Treat him nice, he is just about to get $17 grand from me. He is even throwing-in a free handler. As for being dumb, he probaly thinks we are the dumb ones Razz

Baiting Guru Joined: 07 Jul 2006 Posts: 5727

Emma, you're one of the lucky ones. I asked a couple of simple questions and he twigged on me.

Posted: Wed Sep 06, 2006 1:46 pm

Mod Edit: Full requote of previous post deleted.

Softly, softly, catcha monkey. Remember, this guy trades in rare, mythical and extinct animals. It's a thankless job at the best of times. The last thing he wants is a load of abuse from silly people with nothing better to do! Smile

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