Found a lad who calls himself GO4T DO6

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Posted: Sun Sep 03, 2006 11:43 pm

I may ask for a Klingon Targ...but it MUST be housetrained

Posted: Mon Sep 04, 2006 11:36 am

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iam going to send it by the agent , you have to send the money to
western union money transfer,how i can collect it,

Amazon river dolphins cost 990 pounds
zygotes of epizootic lymphangitis cost 880 pounds
Tibetan antelope cost 990 pounds
kangorilla pig cost 990 pounds
Icelandic crocadillywobligator cost 990 pounds
litter of Jellicle cats cost 990 pounds
smokey skimbleshanks cost 990 pounds
plomado falcons cost 990 pounds
arthritic codgers cost 990 pounds
rozzerus unrelentus cost 990 pounds
dun copperin cost 990 pounds
German laudenboomer cost 990 pounds
jelly-brained whelks cost 990 pounds
one-eyed knicker python cost 990 pounds
leather-headed trouser trout cost 990 pounds

At those prices I'll order more test-tubes of the zygotes. Or should that be zygoats? Laughing

Posted: Mon Sep 04, 2006 11:42 am

I like how he said that they were the tyepes of puppies he has, and went on to list sharks, and polar bears...

Posted: Mon Sep 04, 2006 11:54 am

How come all bar the one species weighs exactly the same?

Must be a really well controlled diet he has them on.

419Eater is my life Joined: 25 Aug 2006 Posts: 403

Felis Domesticus - Plain Orange Variety?

Did you want the American or British Shorthair version?

Here's the price.......

PLAIN ORANGE TABBY CAT = $5000.00

Posted: Mon Sep 04, 2006 1:22 pm

Simon Bar Sinister wrote:

... Here's the price.......

PLAIN ORANGE TABBY CAT = $5000.00

Bugger. That'll push up menu prices. Better stick to chicken in future. Laughing

Posted: Mon Sep 04, 2006 1:25 pm

The Goat did speak, and uttered thus:

Quote:

iam going to send it by the agent , you have to send the money to western union money transfer,how i can collect it, to western union money transfer,how i can collect it,
before i can send the by the agent,

Barsaivian Storm Wolf cost 990 dollars

* Black Felux cost 880 dollar

* Cockatrice cost 880 dollar

Mr Avery T. Deakin-Harry replied:

Quote:

Duly noted. Are the golden eagles still available?

My client wishes to know if the Barsaivian Storm Wolf, Black Felux and Cockatrice are available as breeding pairs or as single specimens. The payment offer still applies.

Posted: Mon Sep 04, 2006 2:00 pm

I just got a reply from the Goat,

Quote:

> the shippend cost 450dollar,iam going to send it by the agent , you
> have to send the money to western union money transfer,how i can collect
> it, to western union money transfer,how i can collect it,

before i
> can send the by the agent,

I responded
Sir,

I am expecting you to send me photos of the Komodo Dragons Lizard (Varanus Komodoensis) you have in stock so that I could choose the ones I like.

How am I too know whether the animals are healthy and in good condition?

I wish to see the relevant IM-15-TUP-ID-MU-6U-001 health forms for the Komodo dragons.

I would like to see signed copies of your international license to practice zoophilia & sales, bearing your name, signature and photo showing that you have been responsible for the health and well being of the Komodo Dragons, prior to my making a purchase from you.

My zoo is looking to purchase a wide range of animals, so you promptness in this manner would be appreciated.

Thanks so much

Dr. Female Baiting Character Name

Still nothing on my megamouth shark Sad

Posted: Mon Sep 04, 2006 2:30 pm

I asked him if he can get me a Zangoose, but his reply doesn't look promising.

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iam going to send it by the agent , you have to send the money to western union money transfer,how i can collect it, to western union money transfer,how i can collect it,

before i can send the by the agent,
phone number2348026442421

Sounds like he's going into a mugu-meltdown because of how many 'customers' he's getting. Smile

Posted: Mon Sep 04, 2006 2:31 pm

Got exactly the same email... What a twonk.

Posted: Mon Sep 04, 2006 4:03 pm

So did I. Can anyone translate that from Muguese into English? I'd really like to know what the hell he's talking about!

Here's my order:

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I need the following birds for my private collection:

Carolina Parakeet - breeding pair
Passenger Pigeon - breeding pair
Irish Eagle - male only
Bachman's Warbler - 3 breeding pairs.

How much would that come to?

Three of those birds are extinct and the other one I made up.

Has anyone fed Goat to Scrooge's WU modality?

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 04 Sep 2006 Posts: 9

Yeah, i sent him:

Quote:

Dear Sir,

It was brought to my attention from a collegue that you deal in rare and exotic animals. I am a specific buyer who is looking for specific animals which are VERY hard to come by. However, should you possess the particular fauna I desire, I would make sure you are paid handsomely for your troubles. I am a collector, you could say, and i will pay ANY price for the following animals listed:

2 Spotted Leopard Turtles
1 Red Fanged Sparrow
3 Ring Tailed Parrot Fish
1 dozen Purple Beaked Iguanas
4 Long Tailed Manx
1 Copperback Furby

I can't stress how important it is that I find these animals, and if you cannot provide an order which includes every animal I have listed, then I will not buy any of them. However, as I stated before if you should have such exotic animals in your inventory, then i will pay any price. Please let me know as soon as possible if you have what i'm looking for.

Sincerely,
Justin Caseycumms, Ph.D.

I hope i didn't sound to needy.

Posted: Mon Sep 04, 2006 5:33 pm

Yup, he's lazy and stupid. Those 2 brain cells he keeps rubbing together are going to catch fire.

I sent

Quote:

My name is Liza Brown. I am the exhibit coordinator for Brown Bush
Heavy Petting Zoo. I was given this email address and told you are a
supplier of exotic animals. I am looking for someone that can supply
some of our new exhibits with animals. If you can help me out please
let me know.

Thank you,
Liza

..and received..

Quote:

iam going to send it by the agent , you have to send the money towestern union money transfer,how i can collect it, to western unionmoney transfer,how i can collect it,

Now we'll see if he can come up with a breeding pair of Lesser Crested Tribbles, 2 female Wookies and a breeder herd of Banthas.

Posted: Mon Sep 04, 2006 7:12 pm

I sent:

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Dear Rapheal,
I have received your email with a degree of interest. I have a requirement for a few special animals and maybe wonder if you can assist me?
Do let me know
Ms Paulette Beale
Exotic Dancer

Dumbass mugu wrote:

Quote:

before i can send the by the agent, iam going to send it by the agent , you have to send the money to western union money transfer,how i can collect it, to western union money transfer,how i can collect it,

An efficient chap
He has the technique of copy and paste down to a fine art Rolling Eyes

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Those 2 brain cells he keeps rubbing together are going to catch fire.

Two brain cells?
TWO?
You're being far too generous

Posted: Mon Sep 04, 2006 7:35 pm

Quote:

you have to send the money to western union money transfer,how i can collect it, to western union money transfer,how i can collect it,

An absolute idiot beyond doubt.

Posted: Mon Sep 04, 2006 8:27 pm

More from Goat Boy.

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male Jackelope cost 990 dollar
2 female Wookies and 1 male/3 femaleBanthas cost 1,500 dollars
if you have to send the money to westernunion money transfere, how can i get the money , that the agent can sendit to you ,

and

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the agent can supply you ,if you have to send the money to westernunion money transfere, how can i get the money , that the agent can sendit to you ,

About 40 minutes apart.

Posted: Mon Sep 04, 2006 8:29 pm

Two more again just now, with the offer of a goat and a dog. Must be high on something (goat sh!t?)

Unless he's very clever and wasting our time posting about him whilst his mates are busy scamming...

Posted: Mon Sep 04, 2006 8:30 pm

Goat breath replied:

i can send the picture to you , the good healt, the agent have to sendthe animal to you , i can not lie to you ,if you need it , i can send itto you by the agent,

He really is as thick as shite...

I responded:

Sir,

International regulations demand that you have to supply me with the
following before any money changes hands.

By law I CANNOT buy the animal until you show me:

1. 2 recent photos of each animal - in this case Komodo Dragon
(Varanus Komodoensis) - 1 male + 1 Female
2. The IM-15-TUP-ID-MU-6U-001 health forms of each animal.
3. Your own personal international license to practice zoophilia &
sales - that shows your name, signature and photo

I hope you will supply these as soon as possible, as we are very eager
to buy from you, but we cannot send money until you provide us with
the necessary modalities.

thanks so much

Dr Female Baiting Character

Trophy Videos · Posted: Mon Sep 04, 2006 8:42 pm

Hey can anyone pm me the goat's email address? I looked around, but couldn't find it. I need to order 4 Lesser Antillie fish, 12 man-eating sea cucumbers, and a plethora of Gobbledegooks.

Thanks. Smile

EDIT: I got the address, Guys and Gals! Thanks.

Posted: Mon Sep 04, 2006 8:52 pm

I don't know why you guys are complaining, I got excellent service.

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thank you for your email, i can send the goods by the agent to send the
goods to you , if you have to send the money to western union money
transfere, how can i get the money from there , that i can send the
goods to me agent ,One adult male snark cost 990 dollars

One haggis (male or female) cost 1,200dollar

Unfortunately, all the snarks have been hunted to extinction in this country. Haggis are hard to catch because their left legs are shorter than their right (they are used to running along Scottish hillsides) otherwise, they can only run in ever decreasing circles.

Posted: Mon Sep 04, 2006 9:05 pm

Don't forget! Every every snipe, snark and furby brought into the U.S. will require one of these forms.

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Application for U.S. Veterinary Biological Product Permit

This application must be submitted for issuance of a U.S. Veterinary Biological Product Permit. This information will be used to determine if the product may be brought into the U.S.

They can be downloaded in PDF format HERE! Razz

Posted: Mon Sep 04, 2006 9:14 pm

Rastas wrote:

Don't forget! Every every snipe, snark and furby brought into the U.S. will require one of these forms.

Excellent, I'll adapt that but you don't mention haggis. Does he need to fill-in a form for a haggis. I've eaten one but never seen one alive. As they are related to sheep, rabbits and pigs, they do tend to be prone to macsimytosis.

I have never tasted furby, any good recipies?

Posted: Mon Sep 04, 2006 9:15 pm

Well Nothing new on my reply.

I guess Goat had time today to get of his ass and send the same reply.

What I want to know WHO IS THE AGENT HE KEPPS TALKING ABOUT.

Has anybody asked, if not I will send him a e-mail to send me the agents names,

My order is only going to cost $ 990.00 dollars

Posted: Mon Sep 04, 2006 9:15 pm

Cheers Rastas Twisted Evil

Posted: Mon Sep 04, 2006 10:03 pm

I think it is time that we send goat to the WU office

Everyone please stop playing with Goat and start paying. Last time he disappeared and I did not get my order

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