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Gnasher
Baiting Guru
Joined: 29 May 2006
Posts: 2849
Location: Centre Stage in the Theatre of Cruelty
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Sat Sep 02, 2006 2:10 pm |
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I thought jojo had some deal going down in Accra at the moment? He is clearly totally fickle, unreliable and 0% risky free. A bit like a lad really... |
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YeaWhatever
Baiting Guru
Joined: 24 Oct 2005
Posts: 4188
Location: Secret Lair
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Sat Sep 02, 2006 2:12 pm |
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You know, the funny thing is, we have not heard from Jojo since Thursday. He may not even know that this is happening.
@jojo - you out there? |
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Novice Navis
Wannabe Baiter
Joined: 14 Aug 2006
Posts: 88
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Sat Sep 02, 2006 2:30 pm |
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Cool safari! I wonder why this scammer didn't realize that your pitch was almost identical to an ordinary 419 spam letter. |
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YeaWhatever
Baiting Guru
Joined: 24 Oct 2005
Posts: 4188
Location: Secret Lair
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Sat Sep 02, 2006 2:32 pm |
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They never do. This is the sixth one of these huge safaris and it has been the same ploy every single time. No one has ever accused the lad population of being overly intelligent. |
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<i>"i have arrive safe in namibia"</i> - Tony Kalabi - The Road to the Skeleton Coast
<i>"he is in aswan"</i> - Larry Ken - The Road to Abu Sunbul
The Road to the Hot Zone</a>
<a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=89779" target="_blank"> The Making of a TWAT</a>
<a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=100535" target="_blank"> The Second Coming of TWAT</a>
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419weasel
Baiting Guru
Joined: 26 Jan 2006
Posts: 4207
Location: Somewhere in a hole. Waiting.
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Sat Sep 02, 2006 2:37 pm |
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Novice Navis
Wannabe Baiter
Joined: 14 Aug 2006
Posts: 88
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Sat Sep 02, 2006 4:02 pm |
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YeaWhatever wrote: |
They never do. This is the sixth one of these huge safaris and it has been the same ploy every single time. No one has ever accused the lad population of being overly intelligent. |
Jeez! And lad-apologists are always going on about how lads deserve every penny because they're so clever and stuff. I guess sheer greed can overpower even the uncanny mental faculties of a 419 scammer. |
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Brad Bateman
Phone lad undertaker
Joined: 25 Dec 2005
Posts: 899
Location: Far from Horsetruckinfailure
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Sat Sep 02, 2006 4:03 pm |
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Oh no! You lot shouldn't be allowed to do this sort of thing.
I had so much planned for this weekend (waves goodbye to remaining free time!) |
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Tricia
Master Baiter
Joined: 20 Dec 2004
Posts: 183
Location: Milliways
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Sat Sep 02, 2006 4:39 pm |
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I'm speechless. I don't like dangerous safaris, but this is something I want to see.
Is that an actual map of the Kitum cave? |
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YeaWhatever
Baiting Guru
Joined: 24 Oct 2005
Posts: 4188
Location: Secret Lair
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Sat Sep 02, 2006 4:41 pm |
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Yes. That is an actual map of the cave.
The original map is now also posted. The lads did not get the original. If they did, it is doubtful that they would be willing to go in there. There are lots of large dead things in there including elephants and waterbucks. |
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<i>"i have arrive safe in namibia"</i> - Tony Kalabi - The Road to the Skeleton Coast
<i>"he is in aswan"</i> - Larry Ken - The Road to Abu Sunbul
The Road to the Hot Zone</a>
<a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=89779" target="_blank"> The Making of a TWAT</a>
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Simon Bar Sinister
419Eater is my life
Joined: 25 Aug 2006
Posts: 403
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Sat Sep 02, 2006 4:54 pm |
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It's like a fatal car wreck.... It's just something you have to watch...
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Marvin
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Joined: 20 Aug 2005
Posts: 620
Location: Sector ZZ9 Plural Z Alpha
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Sat Sep 02, 2006 5:03 pm |
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I wish
I wish
I wish
For a hungry leopard or two in that cave .... or an unhappy elephant or two would be nice!
I'd settle for an enrraged David Attenborough!
Only suggestion I can think of to delay them a day or two is "due to recent bad weather there are mud slides on the mountain and travellers should avoid the area for the next two days until things dry out a little" |
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I'm just a stupid troll. |
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Ethian
Master Baiter
Joined: 07 Aug 2006
Posts: 144
Location: The place i live in
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Sat Sep 02, 2006 5:17 pm |
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Mutters silently :He that is my idea shock: I wanted that mountain for myself... pity my lad's out of money... How comes the lads always turn to you? Mine never spend money or want to fly, so _how_ do you get them this crazy? Keep us updated, we want more! |
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BRUIN
Baiting Guru
Joined: 10 Apr 2006
Posts: 11329
Location: Somewhere over the rainbow
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Sat Sep 02, 2006 5:35 pm |
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YW - - I knew you would not be able to stay away from safaris for long!!!
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YeaWhatever
Baiting Guru
Joined: 24 Oct 2005
Posts: 4188
Location: Secret Lair
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Sat Sep 02, 2006 5:51 pm |
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It is now about 9pm where the lads are. We have not heard anything since they were in Nairobi. We assume that they are in Kitale now but will just have to wait until we hear from them. Hopefully, they will not talk to a park ranger or anyone else that would persuade them from going into the cave. Since the money is already there waiting for them, we hope that they will ignore common sense and wander on in there. |
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<i>"We are in Kampala."</i> - Bernard Martin - The Road to the Bwindi Impenetrable Forest
<i>"i have arrive safe in namibia"</i> - Tony Kalabi - The Road to the Skeleton Coast
<i>"he is in aswan"</i> - Larry Ken - The Road to Abu Sunbul
The Road to the Hot Zone</a>
<a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=89779" target="_blank"> The Making of a TWAT</a>
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Novice Navis
Wannabe Baiter
Joined: 14 Aug 2006
Posts: 88
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Sat Sep 02, 2006 6:26 pm |
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Ethian wrote: |
[size=7] Mine never spend money or want to fly, so _how_ do you get them this crazy? |
Drug-laced emails. |
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Kryall
Master Baiter
Joined: 22 Dec 2005
Posts: 211
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Sat Sep 02, 2006 6:50 pm |
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Nice work once again, guys! Did you receive an email from the lad once he arrived in Kenya in order to verify from his IP that he's really there?
Either way, he sounds excited enough, so I'd say there's a 99.9% chance that he is.
Hopefully the Elephants will start entering the cave en masse shortly after the lad ventures inside. |
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Hugh Jundys
Master Baiter
Joined: 27 Feb 2006
Posts: 236
Location: orbiting a black hole
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Sat Sep 02, 2006 7:14 pm |
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Novice Navis wrote: |
Drug-laced emails. |
So, it really IS a 420 scam!
I never cease to be amazed. Just because of the absolute danger, I think this is my favorite. And since Ebola shows up rather quickly (from what I understand), we don't have to worry about them infecting innocents. But unfortunately, if it does kill them, we will never know. You gotta get them to get laptops and EVDO for the next one so they can cuss you out as their final e-mail, YW.
EDIT: I would assume you're not using , right? Otherwise, this would have to be the absolute dumbest scammer there ever was. |
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YeaWhatever
Baiting Guru
Joined: 24 Oct 2005
Posts: 4188
Location: Secret Lair
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Sat Sep 02, 2006 7:18 pm |
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This time, I am going to do everything that I can to get a photo from the field. I would kill for a photo from the cave itself. |
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<i>"We are in Kampala."</i> - Bernard Martin - The Road to the Bwindi Impenetrable Forest
<i>"i have arrive safe in namibia"</i> - Tony Kalabi - The Road to the Skeleton Coast
<i>"he is in aswan"</i> - Larry Ken - The Road to Abu Sunbul
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Buck Turgidson
419Eater is my life
Joined: 02 Dec 2005
Posts: 490
Location: In The War Room
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Sat Sep 02, 2006 7:35 pm |
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God Dammit YW! You & your disreputable asscosicates have just bought the War Room to a standstill yet again
Popcorn has been called forward |
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KeyserSoze
Elite Baiter
Joined: 06 Dec 2005
Posts: 1138
Location: Debo's pigeon coop
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Sat Sep 02, 2006 7:39 pm |
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This is very interesting. I just hope that these guys are not so quick to stop contact with you guys after they realise they have been screwed.
I did some googling on this cave and found a site with some pictures of the inside. I particulary like the one with the man wearing the biohazard suit, ready to enter the cave.
http://www.richardpreston.net/guide/hz/download.html |
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Pachanga
Baiting Guru
Joined: 04 Dec 2005
Posts: 3551
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Sat Sep 02, 2006 7:40 pm |
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I am totally shocked that you would send them into a cave with bats. Rabies is a problem there, or didn't you care? |
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Duncan Disorderly
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 29 Jul 2006
Posts: 21
Location: UK
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Sat Sep 02, 2006 8:14 pm |
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Rabies is the least of their worries. Hopefully |
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Dupes
419Eater is my life
Joined: 24 Jul 2006
Posts: 256
Location: United States
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Sat Sep 02, 2006 8:58 pm |
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I always wanted a lad to climb to the summit of Mount Kiliminjaro. I have a lad right now, but he insists on money before he makes the trip, otherwise he won't do it. He thinks there is a box of money on the top. If Mount Everest was in Africa, I think it would be possible for a lad to climb to the summit.
I can tell this is going to be a great bait. I just read about that cave and I'm definitely going to pick up the book, The Hot Zone, and read all about what happened there. |
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homer_seshel
Wannabe Baiter
Joined: 16 Jul 2006
Posts: 90
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Sat Sep 02, 2006 9:21 pm |
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I've already gone through two tubs of popcorn and about to start on my third.... the anticipation is killing me!!!
Fantastic work!! |
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Herb Sewell
419Eater is my life
Joined: 19 Aug 2006
Posts: 406
Location: Atascadero State Hospital for the Criminally Insane
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Sat Sep 02, 2006 10:24 pm |
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If You were actually able to get that POS MF to dig around in the dirt there.... YES YES YES !!! |
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