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Posted: Tue Aug 29, 2006 5:05 pm

Ooooh, more voicemails! I like those! Is he still signing them off Mr. Wealth, as though he was writing the message? That always makes me laugh!

Uh-oh... he's cross with me too, now... Crying or Very sad

After I've been so nice to him, and promised to sort out the mess jojo's made of the whole thing!

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Dear ,
I am very very disappointed with the way things are going. I have explained my situation but why is Chris still delaying in wiring the money to the account I forwarded.
If I should wait till the end of today and I don�t receive the payment slip I will change my mind.
Tell Chris that he has to take decision that will not affect other people negatively. To be sincere with you I am really angry with the way things are going.

I want you to update me with plans on my payment.
Looking forward to hearing from you.

Jojo, please, for crying out loud, take a decision that will not affect other poeple negatively! Otherwise, he'll... he'll change his mind!!! Then what will we do!!! Shocked

Posted: Tue Aug 29, 2006 7:32 pm

HAHAHAHAHA!!!

Change his mind on what? Whether or not he wants payment? Okay- he can change his mind all he wants. I love this guy! He is so much fun. He thinks he is in control, that�s the best part. I can�t wait until he tries to track down Christopher Walken and sue him for deformation of character! Good luck.

It seems I have really been making a mess of things lately- not showing up places, messing up payment, getting things confused. Boy, I am not much of a businessman. Luckily, as a gigolo, my professionalism doesn�t come into play much.

Posted: Tue Aug 29, 2006 9:49 pm

Do I hear a depsarate soul crying out for the Mother of all Slaps� remind this little whiny bitch that you are in the driving seat and if you have to suffer any more of his incessant crying, you will have to find someone else to do business with, as you get many offers like his in your email every day.

And if he's not happy with that, you can arrange to have some bully boys come round and "batch" him a few times.

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 09 Apr 2005 Posts: 6

I had a lad who had to porn his car, but never had one batch his car.

I wonder which is worse?

Posted: Tue Aug 29, 2006 11:00 pm

TimeJester wrote:

I had a lad who had to porn his car... snip

But did you get photos?!!! Laughing

By the way your avatar is most off-putting! I was hungry until I spotted that! Confused

@Jojo... I might have to confide in him about your alcoholic gigolo ways, and how hard it is trying to sort things out that you've cocked up! Razz

Posted: Wed Aug 30, 2006 12:14 am

KeyserSoze wrote:

what exactly is getting your car "batched"?

I'm hoping he means "bashed', as in axe handle through the windscreen or something.

Whiny Little Laddy wrote:

Because of this project car was batched I am confuse.

I'm also hoping that he has borrowed money for this project and the batching/bashing means he's got severe cashflow problems.

Posted: Wed Aug 30, 2006 2:28 pm

Dang Scam Patroller! Your stupid courier system has caused this dope to get to Abuja airport with no luck. Apparently he only bought a one way ticket, because I told them I left a thousand dollars in the package, so I guess he figured he could use that. He has sent me 6 frantic messages in the lsat 24 hours. Seems things are not working like he suspected.

http://media.putfile.com/Message-One-60

http://media.putfile.com/Message-Two-60

SP- He sesems to think that your courier service is a scam. I cannot understand why...

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Chris,
I am here in Abuja stranded for the Second time again. I went to the custom office in Abuja to claim the consignment but immediately I explain to custom they told me that this is a Scam. First of all they is no courier company like www. m a d e u p - 1 - c o u r i e r s . i n t . t c
The custom explains in detail to me and I am begging to understand that you and Mrs. Eva Rock are scamming me.
Why have you decided to do this to me Chris? The custom demanded that I should ask you for the airway bill for the consignment. The items you claim you sent were suppose to be delivered at this address:

C/O Basic Wears Collection
81 Allen Avenue
Ikeja
Lagos, Nigeria
How comes the goods were not delivered there? Contact this and let them tell me the position of the goods. I tried to reach them on phone but the phone number on their web site is not going through. Call them and let them call me with details of the parcel .I am stranded at now at Abuja. If you said that you know the owner of the courier give me his number let me call him.

Call me as soon as you receive this mail on +23480571960 I am waiting fore your call.
Mr.Wealth

Posted: Wed Aug 30, 2006 2:30 pm

That high priced goats is the village top hooker and costs some naira!

Baiting Guru Joined: 08 Jul 2004 Posts: 11857 Location: UK

jojobean39 wrote:

Dang Scam Patroller! Your stupid courier system has caused this dope to get to Abuja airport with no luck.

Sorry JoJo, my other customers think it's a great courier site Twisted Evil

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SP- He sesems to think that your courier service is a scam. I cannot understand why...

Me neither, see my message there ^^^^^ Twisted Evil

JoJo, could you edit your post and put spaces in my courier website address and mask it, cheers.

Posted: Wed Aug 30, 2006 2:54 pm

I just can't stop laughing

What a star!

And in spite of all this hassle, he's still trying to be helpful to me...

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With regards to the picture I am very surprise you have not receive the picture yet, the picture were posted via regular post on the 16th August 2006 and the post official told me that it is going to take seven working days.

If you want me to program the picture in a CD and send it via DHL or UPS to London let me know as soon as possible. I am not happy with this development of not receiving pictures; I don�t like doing job that is not completed. Tell your graphics department not to border to produce printable images from the scans that I will send you another via DHL OR UPS to London but that will be in your expenses. Do want the CD or the printed copies? Let me know as soon as possible.

What a diligent lad - I'm so glad we have him working for us.

Although this was sent just as he was setting of for Abuja, so there is a teensy weensy chance he might change his mind...

But then, if we don't receive the work, he hasn't fulfilled his contract, has he? Twisted Evil

Posted: Wed Aug 30, 2006 2:57 pm

Those calls are hysterical Laughing

Baiting Guru Joined: 08 Jul 2004 Posts: 11857 Location: UK

I never check the email of my courier website as I know it's only lads asking where their packages are, but your lad has mailed me twice and left a voicemail but didn't say anything on it, here are his 2 emails:

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Subject: PARCEL NOT YET RECEIVED

Sir,
It affords me a great pleasure to write although it is my first one to write and I wish to use this opportunity to ask how you have been things in UK. As seen below, I am Mr.Bxxxxxxx Wealth Pxxxxx a Nigerian by origin.
I was informed my Christopher Wxxxxx

That he mail Assorted electronic equipment including: scanners, laptops, cell phones and digital cameras through your , the consignment is suppose to be deliver to me in Lagos but when I saw the tracking,they say: Items are being held in the Abuja customs office, waiting for the receiver, Mr.Bxxxxxxx Wealth Pxxxxx, to come and pick the items up.

BELOW IS THE TRACKING INFO:

Tracking: 993763xxxxxx
The website is: www.<snip>

Do you have office in Nigeria? If yes give me your office address. What was the reason why the consignment was diverted to Abuja?
Let me know ASAP.
Looking forward to hearing from you.
Mr.Bxxxxxxx Wealth Pxxxxx

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Subject: WHERE IS THE CONSIGNMENT?

Sir,
Compliment of the day.
This Mr.Bxxxxxxx Wealth Pxxxxx writing. I sent you an email regarding my parcel that was sent on the 21st via your courier service www.<snip> with this tracking number 993763xxxxxx.
Be informed that I am presently at the Abuja custom office to pick op the items but was informed by the custom that this scam. Please, can you provide me with details of the consignment?

As a matter of urgency I want you to call me as soon as you read this mail on +23480572xxxxx or give me a number to reach you as soon as possible.
I have a question to ask you, why is the consignment not deliver at the address I provided?

I wait your urgent response.
Mr.Bxxxxxxx Wealth Pxxxxx

[edit]

Maybe I made a mistake and it's not Abuja airport, give me another destination and I will update the tracking page saying there was an error between his package and another customers package, and that the incorrect destination was put on the tracking page, where do you want it sent to? Twisted Evil

419Eater is my life Joined: 11 Jul 2004 Posts: 385

Tell him since you haven't received the pictures that is the reason why the parcel wasn't there at the airport! No pictures for you means no money for him! Poor poor Mr. Wealth, I guess he will just have to wait until you receive the pictures to get the money he is expecting!

Twisted Evil

M-m-max

Posted: Wed Aug 30, 2006 3:16 pm

Of course... we do actually have the first set of prints Embarassed

Well, KD has them, safely tucked away Cool

That darned postal service, eh! Rolling Eyes

@SP - he forwarded those emails this morning to both Jojo and myself - he really is doing everything he can to sort out this little problem, isn't he?

He must be paying for internet time at the airport, since he's emailing whilst still there. Also calling several times, must be from a cellphone.
Oh, dear, those expenses are mounting up - he might have to eat into his goat rental profits! Laughing

Posted: Wed Aug 30, 2006 6:44 pm

It seems that one of the phoneshe called from was not a cell phone, but a payphone. Hehe.

SP- the contents of my other post were masked. We will pick a new place fr them to go. I am thinking Accra, Ghana should work. If you want to tell him that, feel free. He is supposed to be going to Accra anyway to pick up his payment since Nigeria has such weird laws about money transfers.

Posted: Wed Aug 30, 2006 8:42 pm

Those phone calls........ BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

The desperation, the pressure, the stress, the frustration, the sore throat from pleading with the airpport staff, it's all there Mr. Green

Posted: Wed Aug 30, 2006 8:58 pm

This is the first one that he sent to me, right after his car got batched! I really love this one, because he gets so pissed off by the end of it.

http://media.putfile.com/original-14

Here is a good one where he uses his favorite word- incommunicado! BWAHHAHAHAHA!! Evil or Very Mad

http://media.putfile.com/incommunicado

YW and SP are going to be helping us get another safari hopefully. This should be good!

Posted: Wed Aug 30, 2006 9:00 pm

"Almost arrested". BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Posted: Wed Aug 30, 2006 9:04 pm

He is patiently awaiting his transfer from you. I don't know if I put the amount, it is supposed to be $75,000 total, so we can do two separate xfers $37,500. Hopefully your system can work better this time YW!!!!

Posted: Wed Aug 30, 2006 9:05 pm

Oh, those 'airport' calls are gems!

Especially the second one
I just love it when a lad gets screwed over

Kudos to all concerned, this is top drawer stuff Laughing

Baiting Guru Joined: 08 Jul 2004 Posts: 11857 Location: UK

I have updated the courier tracking page to say:

Is that ok JoJo? Nothing to stop him from phoning up the airport in advance though is there. Just tell him you contacted the UK office of my couriers and enquired about his items, and that is when I noticed there had been a mix up, and that if he checks the tracking page now, he will see an important notice.

You can also tell him the reason they were not delivered to Lagos was because of an incorrect insurance certificate, that is why they had to be offloaded in Accra, Ghana.

[edit]

I might as well reply to the email he sent to me, I will tell him you have phoned me and I then discovered it was a mix up, that's why it's now in Accra blah blah blah

Baiting Guru Joined: 08 Jul 2004 Posts: 11857 Location: UK

The courier company have replied to your lad:

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Dear Sir,

I have this evening had a telephone call from Mr Christopher Wxxxxx enquiring about the items he sent to you, it was at that point that I noticed an error on our computer system concerning delivery to you.

We have a new member of staff who is responsible for inputting tracking data on to the tracking pages, it appears that she has got your items mixed up with another customer, it is the other customer who's items are awating pick up in Abuja, your items are in fact awating collection by you from .

I have personally updated the tracking page for your items with the correct information, and I assure you that my new member of staff will be sacked first thing in the morning when she arrives at work, I cannot afford to employ people who make mistakes, please accept my humble apologies concerning this error!

With regards to why your items are in Accra, Ghana, we found there was a problem with the insurance certificate, the items were undervalued, and as such, they had to be offloaded at Accra where they now await collection there.

Regards,

Conrad Mxxxxx.

Posted: Wed Aug 30, 2006 11:58 pm

Nice one, SP, thanks! Very Happy

Since it was the lad's own request that the money is sent to Accra, I should think he's already booked his ticket, with the prospect of both his cash and his prezzies waiting there!

Posted: Thu Aug 31, 2006 12:20 am

Kotoka is ACC, not KIA.

Baiting Guru Joined: 08 Jul 2004 Posts: 11857 Location: UK

^^^^^ According to the airport website it's KIA which stands for Kotoka International Airport

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The Kotoka International Airport

Kotoka International Airport (KIA) is situated in Accra, Ghana on the West Coast of Africa. 05 35'4" N 00 10' 12"W.

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