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Text Dead
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Joined: 28 Jun 2006
Posts: 139
Location: On a wall
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Thu Aug 24, 2006 2:31 pm |
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I found this in my catcher account.
This is possibly one of the funniest that I have recieved yet, from the lad's email addy all the way through to the fact that I can purchase a Whale for my bath tub!
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From: "goat" <[email protected]>
To:XXXXX
Subject: Hello
Date: Thu, 24 Aug 2006 06:46:24 -0400 (EDT)
Hello everyone! I got the following and all different types of
puppies for sale at the following prices.Prices are also negotiable.
Australian cattle dog=950pound s Australian Sheperd=950 pounds Australian bear 880 pounds
Terrie=500euro Cairn Terrier=550euro Bedlingtonfiltered=650 pounds , rabbit650pounds , donkey 750euro, lizard 950 pounds horse 950 pounds, cat breeds750dollar, bear ballon 990 pounds, shark 990 pounds , Crocodile 990 pound s polar bear 990 pounds
Chihuahua=600dollar Yorkshire Terrier=580 pounds Please if anyone is interested in
them should not hesitate to contact me for more details just wanted to
inform you that i have the pet you want and you will have to pay your
adoption fee of 450 pounds and transpotation fee of 300 pounds, SHARK 990 POUNDS, WHALE 990 POUNDS, ABENTEURE PUR 990 POUNDS, GOLDN EAGLE 950 POUNDS, RED SQUARREL 990 POUNDS , owl bird 990 pounds, cat breeds 880pounds
phone number 2348035376235
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If you want the header I'll post it. |
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Marvin
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Joined: 20 Aug 2005
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Location: Sector ZZ9 Plural Z Alpha
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Thu Aug 24, 2006 2:37 pm |
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Osas Farms is alive and well! 
Get your orders in now guys.
Ask for really exotic pets..... a nice Wookie for starters ..... |
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Sippy Woodhead
Master Baiter
Joined: 04 Jul 2006
Posts: 137
Location: Flaaaarida USA
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Thu Aug 24, 2006 2:46 pm |
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I got one today too. I just asked him if he could get me a breeding pair of "Ninguna tal Tortuga" Turtles From Belize. I hopping to hear back soon.  |
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Text Dead
Master Baiter
Joined: 28 Jun 2006
Posts: 139
Location: On a wall
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Thu Aug 24, 2006 3:01 pm |
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So a is the same price as a  |
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Inspector
Master Baiter
Joined: 14 Feb 2006
Posts: 214
Location: Wherever my head is currently
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Thu Aug 24, 2006 3:02 pm |
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You want a hippo for your children. You have heard how good natured they are and want one. It would be well looked after as you have a very large garden and pond.
You must though have all its vaccination certificates emailed to you along with a picture of the animal, with the seller stood by the side of it  |
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Jayhawk
Baiting Guru
Joined: 07 Jul 2006
Posts: 5727
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Thu Aug 24, 2006 3:43 pm |
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A shark? They are trying to sell you a freaking SHARK? WTF???
Tell him that you'll need a photo of him petting the shark as proof.
Damn, I'm going to have a go at this one. I want a Great White Shark (just as a pet for the kids, mind you) |
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rumbero
Baiting Guru
Joined: 06 Jun 2006
Posts: 3677
Location: All the Salsa Night Clubs
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Thu Aug 24, 2006 4:06 pm |
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I wonder if the has any albino crocodiles, if he does I want 4 to start a farm.
I just place my order for a pair of Komodo dragons and a pair of albino alligators Hope they are not too expensive.
Everyone should place an order and flood this MUGU with orders.
Make an inquire the next day for the order and really confuse the lad.
and after make the inquire maybe every 2 hours. If everybody joins well one mufu out of he way  |
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Raoul Duke
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Joined: 31 May 2006
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Thu Aug 24, 2006 4:17 pm |
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Tried him via various accounts about a week ago, when asked for a pic he sent a direct link to the first pic on google and then started demanding payment by WU. When asked for info about shipping and associated customs requirements, he made a second demand for payment, I asked again he went dead. A lazy and stupid lad... |
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Text Dead
Master Baiter
Joined: 28 Jun 2006
Posts: 139
Location: On a wall
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Thu Aug 24, 2006 4:24 pm |
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Well i've decided upon a polar bear and a Bedlingtonfiltered (whatever that is) to keep my new pet company in my garden shed
Just did a quick google on this and the same message appears on a message board from [email protected], have fun. |
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CaptainBasura
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 10 Aug 2006
Posts: 539
Location: Softly, softly, catchee monkey.
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Thu Aug 24, 2006 4:32 pm |
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A Bedlington is a terrier. Wonder if they've got camels (unfiltered). |
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Jayhawk
Baiting Guru
Joined: 07 Jul 2006
Posts: 5727
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Thu Aug 24, 2006 4:44 pm |
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I asked for a Great White Shark (for my daughter, who is turning 9 years old). I think I may ask for two (male and female) so they can have little shark babies.
Do you think they'll be able to live in my swimming pool? Can the kids play with them? I bet these guys are experts in the care and feeding of sharks, so I'm sure they will be able to help me.
Imagine my daughter's suprise and glee when she wakes up and finds this
in our swimming pool! |
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rumbero
Baiting Guru
Joined: 06 Jun 2006
Posts: 3677
Location: All the Salsa Night Clubs
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Thu Aug 24, 2006 5:03 pm |
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I think he want to give everyone a little kiss.
You better have a second pool made to keep the seals for the shark. |
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devil21
Master Baiter
Joined: 24 Jul 2006
Posts: 198
Location: Chillin right here with a beer
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Thu Aug 24, 2006 5:11 pm |
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Anybody want to take a stab at what species of animal Ill be looking for? lol
Yes, two giant green anacondas please. |
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Toussaint Tatsugi
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 25 Jun 2005
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Thu Aug 24, 2006 5:19 pm |
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If it's good old Tony from Osas Farm by the River... tell him that Brambleberry's Zoological Expostion and Mutual Heavy Petting Gardens is still waiting for the delivery of Fanged African Jungle Bunnies that we ordered almost a year ago for the Children's Section, and that the Mothra we ordered did not survive shipment, as it arrived deceased. |
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Sippy Woodhead
Master Baiter
Joined: 04 Jul 2006
Posts: 137
Location: Flaaaarida USA
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Thu Aug 24, 2006 5:20 pm |
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I also like the transportation fee. Pretty cheap to ship a whale to the USA. |
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madhatter73
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Joined: 30 Jun 2006
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Location: 419 Tea Party
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Thu Aug 24, 2006 6:06 pm |
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I only want clean goats. |
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arapaho
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Joined: 03 Jul 2006
Posts: 26
Location: The Reservation
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Thu Aug 24, 2006 6:40 pm |
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I sure could use some Naugas. I have a couch that needs to be re-upholstered. |
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Tommo Shanter
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Joined: 13 Jan 2006
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Thu Aug 24, 2006 7:00 pm |
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As a dodo? I think I'll order two for my Ark Project.
TS |
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rideshark
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Joined: 26 Jun 2006
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Location: The deep blue sea
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Thu Aug 24, 2006 7:05 pm |
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Sharks are highly intelligent and make excellent pets. They will also do your laundry and watch after your children.  Sharks are unjustifiably maligned by Hollywood and the media. No respect!
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Ivor Lott
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Joined: 13 Aug 2006
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Thu Aug 24, 2006 7:40 pm |
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I wonder if he can get me the very rare Haggis
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Seth Ruyoo
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Joined: 03 Jan 2006
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Thu Aug 24, 2006 9:21 pm |
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Order Placed.
I wonder How much a British Grass Snake would cost to ship to the UK. |
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Text Dead
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Thu Aug 24, 2006 9:23 pm |
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I think that a Polar Cow could be on my checkout |
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P0ut1n3
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Thu Aug 24, 2006 9:25 pm |
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lmao ! I guess they are running out of ideas ! |
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madhatter73
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Thu Aug 24, 2006 9:41 pm |
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Oh yeah besides the clean goats, I need to place an order on a rabid buffalo. |
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Jayhawk
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Thu Aug 24, 2006 9:42 pm |
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Crap! I didn't think of that one!
Now where in the world am I going to find a place that will sell me seals. Hmmmmm....... Let me think ............. |
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