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Not quite a Newb Joined: 15 Aug 2006 Posts: 54

Just sent an ASEM to one of Fanny Plunge's recently posted address' and got this back for my sins!!

"ATTENTION YOU FOOLISH AND JOBLESS BASTARD.

BE WELL INFORMED THAT YOUR CHILDREN WILL SLEEP WITH THEIR MOTHER, AND
FEMALE
CHILDREN WILL SLEEP WITH THEIR FATHER ( THAT IS YOU ). YOUR FATHER
SLEPT
WITH A COW TO PRODUCE U (BIG FOOL).

YOU WILL END UP IN GIVEN THAT GIRL ONE TILL SHE GIVES ONE HIV.. YOU
WILL BE
THE KING IN HELL WITH YOUR SUCKING OF DIRTY VIRGINA AND ANAL INCESTION
OF
YOUR WOMEN THAT BROUGHT AIDS AS YOUR INHERITANCE FOR WHICH YOU ARE
KNOWN FOR
ALL OVER THE GLOBE. WITH THIS TYPE OF SIN ON YOUR BACK, YOU CERTAINLY
HAVE
NO QUALIFICATION TO ABUSE ANYONE BUT TO WAIT PATIENTLY FOR DEATH

MAY YOU REMAIN LAZY AND RENT COLLECTOR THROUGHOUT YOUR LIFE.YOU BETTER
WORK
FOR YOUR OWN NOW AND FUTURE. BUT I AM NOT SURE IF YOU WILL LAST BEFORE
THIS
YEAR RUNS OUT. ALL THE COURSE YOU SEND ID BACK TO SENDER AND ALL YOUR
FAMILY. I WILL MAKE FIRST THING TOMORROW MORNING I WILL GO TO OUT
SHRINE TO
LEAN COURSE ON YOU AND YOUR FAMILY. YOU WILL SEE WHAT IS GOING TO
HAPPEN TO
YOU AND YOUR FAMILY EVEN 1 YEAR OLD BABY OR UNBORN ONE WE BE EFFECTED
BY THE
COURSE I WILL LEAN ON YOU.

ASSHOLE FOOL BASTARD BOY" Shocked

Feel free to respond to [email protected]

Posted: Tue Aug 22, 2006 2:36 pm

May I ask? What did you say to him?

TS

Posted: Tue Aug 22, 2006 2:37 pm

Carefull He's put a COURSE on you

Not quite a Newb Joined: 15 Aug 2006 Posts: 54

Hi.

Thanks for the information, your proposal interests me. Let me know what is required?

Fanny Baws

My response

Pardon??
I do not understand? I am a lady, not a man.
You are a mugu small boi who shags goats and sucks the dick of pigs.
My Lord Satan will be watching you, for he wants to rape your ass and slice you open with his fiendish claws. You will feel his wrath for your abuse of animals.
Your homosexual boyfriend will also benefit from the teachings of the Dark One as he tears your soul apart.

Posted: Tue Aug 22, 2006 2:42 pm

LMAO hahahaha.

Almost poetic. I dont see the problem myself.

Posted: Tue Aug 22, 2006 2:50 pm

So is it anticipated that one is to receive such verbal abuses for doing one's public duty in shafting these arrogant and shameless charlatans?

Can't wait. Laughing

Posted: Tue Aug 22, 2006 2:50 pm

I didn't realize your lad was a professor and gave out Courses.

Laughing

LMAO

Posted: Tue Aug 22, 2006 2:59 pm

Looks like some fabulous signature material in there. Bravo!

Posted: Tue Aug 22, 2006 3:01 pm

meshan1 wrote:

Carefull He's put a COURSE on you

wtf! a geordie mugu??? heh

Posted: Tue Aug 22, 2006 3:03 pm

There's enough signatures there for everyone Laughing

Nice.

Not quite a Newb Joined: 15 Aug 2006 Posts: 54

Thanks guys.

I am quite impressed with this as it is my first abuse!!

I have slapped and abused some lads and had no response, so I was surprised to get this from an ASEM!!

FB

Posted: Tue Aug 22, 2006 4:48 pm

wow.. the lad seems pretty upset about you sending him an ASEM Very Happy

Posted: Tue Aug 22, 2006 6:10 pm

Wow! What an insult!! You should be real proud to get something like this!
Laughing

Posted: Tue Aug 22, 2006 6:18 pm

I like the part about you collecting rent.
apparently, the worst thing in life is to be a landlord Smile

but that's great...you should be very proud Smile

Posted: Tue Aug 22, 2006 6:44 pm

Decided to dust off one of the "Mother of All Courses" emails and share it with Vivian...

Quote:

MY DIRECT TELEPHONE NUMBER FOR YOU: 00447956892319 THIS IS A UK NUMBER SO DON'T FUCK UP THE DIALING YOU FOOLISH JUNIOR BOY.

I INVITE YOU TO CALL ME SO I CAN TELL YOU IN PERSON WHAT I THINK OF A GOAT FUCKING BASTARD LIKE YOURSELF WHO CALLS A STRANGER STUPID WHEN HE IS SO BUSY WITH THE GOAT'S PENIS IN HIS OWN MOUTH THAT HE CANNOT SEE ANYTHING!

AHA!!!!!!!!! TRA LA LA, ANOTHER YORUBA GOATHERD BASTARD AND TWO KOBO
JUNIOR BOI TIFF MAN WANTS TO TALK BIG SMACK, WHITH NO BALLS TO BACK UP
HIS FALSE HOT AIR CLAIMS OF GRANDNESS!!!

U WANT TO TALK ABOUT BIAFRA WAR? HAPPY TO SHARE THE STORY OF TAKING
YORUBA BASTARDS LIKE YOU OFF THE PLANE IN KANO AND PUTTING THEM ON THE
SIDE OF THE TARMAC WHERE THEY PISS THEIR OWN PANTS AND SELL THEIR OWN
ASHAWO MOTHER'S PUSSY TO CLIMB ON TOP OF EACH OTHER'S BACKS TO BEG FOR
MERCY- BUT THE ONLY MERCY WE SHOWED ANY OF THEM WAS ONE BULLET IN THE
HEAD INSTEAD OF TWO IN THE KNEES.

ANOTHER TIME WE TAKE YOUR JUNIOR BITCH OJUKWO BOIS AND HAVE THEM DRINK
A NICE LOAD OF PETROL UNTIL DEM BELLY NAH ALL FULL- DEN WE TIE DEM UP
TO A POST AND MAKE A NICE FIRE ALL SURROUND DEM... ONLY CHOICE DEY
CARRY IS TO BITE EACH OTHER THROAT AND KILL DEM SELFS OR WHEN THE FIRE
COME TO THEIR FLESH THEY SURELY MAKE A NICE CRISPY EXPLOSION.

AND AS TO TAKING THE BACK POSITION- THE ONLY TIME I DO DAT IS TO TAKE
A STRONG WIRE AND RUN IT ACROSS THE THROAT OF A YORUBA GOAT FUCKER
LIKE YOU, AND MAKE A JOLLY LAUGH AS IT CUTS FIRST INTO UR FLESH, AND
THEN BY DEGREES INTO YOUR WINDPIPE, RIGHT THROUGH UR THROAT, THEN
AGAINST THE FRONT OF UR NECK, AND THEN RIGHT THRU THE BONE WITH A
MIGHTY SNAP OF MY WIRSTS. THEN WE CAN TAKE UR HEAD WHICH LIKE ALL
YORUBA BASTARDS, INCLUDING THE PIECE OF SHIT THAT IS PRESIDENT FOR A
FEW REMAINING DAYS ONLY, IS COMPLETELY FILLED WITH HOT AIR AND USE IT
FOR A FOOTBALL AND KICK IT AROUND IN THE SHIT OF THE STREET AND THE
HYENA PISS THAT IS SO FAMILIAR TO YOU.

AH- SO YOU ADMIT TO YOUR WAYS OF BEING A THIEF AND A CHEAT DO YOU? WHY
SHOULD YOU HAVE ANY REWARD FROM DISHONEST WORK? DO YOU THINK THAT GOD
WANTS YOU TO STEAL FROM YOUR FELLOW MAN, REAGRDLESS OF WHERE HE MIGHT
LIVE, IN EUROPE OF THE AMERICAS? WHICH COMMANDMENT IS IT THAT SAYS TO
BE A FLASH INTERNET THIEF TO MAKE YOURSELF PLEASING IN GOD'S HOLY
IMAGE? PLEASE TELL ME BECAUSE THEY DID NOT INCLUDE THAT INFORMATION IN
MY BIBLE- MINE ONLY HAS THE SAME TEN COMMANDMENTS OF WHICH YOU ARE
ALREADY ADMITTING TO BREAKING SEVERAL-

1. YOU ARE STEALING FROM YOUR BROTHER.
2. YOU ADMIT TO PRAYING EVIL AND WICKED JUJU TO FALSE IDOLS.
3. YOU ARE COVETING WHAT IS NOT YOURS.
4. YOU HAVE BROUGHT SHAME AND WICKEDNESS TO YOUR FATHER AND MOTHER
AND NOT HONORED THEM.
5. YOU HAVE WORKED YOUR CRIMINAL WAYS ON THE SABBATH.
6. YOU HAVE USED LIES AND DECEIPT IN YOUR CRIMINAL BASTARD WAYS.
7. YOU HAVE SWORN FALSE TESTIMONY IN THE NAME OF FALSE GODS, AND MADE
WORSHIP OF FALSE GODS.

IT IS VERY CLEAR THE ONLY COMMANDMENTS THAT YOU HAVE NOT BROKEN ARE
THOSE CONCERNING ADULTERY- THE FUCKING OF YOUR NEIGHBORS WIFE, AND
MURDER, AND I SUSPECT IF YOU THOUGHT IT WOULD BRING YOU 5 KOBO YOU
WOULD DO THIS THINGS HAPPILY LIKE THE BLIND EVIL BASTARD THAT WORSHIPS
SATAN THAT YOU ARE.

YOU ARE MAKING READY YOUR PLACE IN HELL- FOR BOTH YOUR REMAINING TIME
ON EARTH AND FOR ETERNITY WHEN YOU WILL HAVE TO FACE GOD'S JUDGEMENT
AND SPEAK FOR YOURSELF WITHOUT THE INTERNET TO PROTECT YOU AND YOUR
CRIMINAL BASTARD WAYS.

HOW CAN YOU FACE YOURSELF AND CALL YOURSELF A MAN. YOU ARE THE SHAME
OF ALL NAIJA- YOU ARE THE CURSE WHICH MAKES OUR ENTIRE COUNTRY WEAK
AND A SHAMFUL DISGRACE IN THE WHOLE OF THE WORLD. IT IS FOR THE
STEALING HYENA LIKE YOU THAT WE ARE ALL CAST IN SHAME AND EMBARASSMENT
FROM ALL OF OUR NEIGHBORS- YOU ARE LIKE THE HEAVY STONE AROUND THE
NECK OF A SWIMMER- THERE CAN BE NO LIFE AND NO SUCCESS WHEN BASTARDS
LIKE YOU ARE PROUD TO BE CHEATERS, LIARS, THEIVES AND BASTARDS.

YOUR ENTIRE FAMILY AND YOUR ENTIRE NATION IS ASHAMED BY YOUR WORDS AND
YOUR ACTIONS.

DON'T PRESUME TO TELL ME THAT I HAVE MADE A SUCCESS BY JOBS- I HAVE
MADE A SUCCESS BY WORKING HARD, BY BUILDING AN HONEST BUSINESS AND BY
MAKING A BETTER LIFE FOR MYSELF AND MY FAMILY WITH MY HONEST EFFORT
AND LABOUR- NOT BY THEFT AND CHEATING.

I ALREADY HAVE MANY CONTACTS WITH EFCC- FAR FROM DOING ANYTHING TO
HURT ME- THEY PUT MUCH PRAISE ON ME AS I TEACH THEIR AGENTS HOW TO
BETTER CHASE DOWN WICKED SCOUNDRELS LIKE YOU, I BRING BASTARDS LIKE
YOU TO JUSTICE, AND I GLADLY TESTIFY IN INTERNATIONAL COURTS TO PUTS
CRIMINAL GOAT FUCKERS LIKE YOU IN JAIL WHERE YOU WILL RAPED IN THE
ASSHOLE BY UGANDA SMUGGLERS WITH HIV/AIDS AND YOU WILL BE QUICKLY
BROUGHT TO A HORRIBLE DEATH.

FOR I AM THE GHOST ON THE WIND- I AM YOUR DESTRUCTION- I AM THE SHADOW
THAT SEES AND KNOWS ALL ABOUT YOU, AND CAN REACH AND TOUCH YOUR LIFE,
AND RAIN TERRIBLE FIRE AND BRIMSTONE ON YOU AND YOUR FAMILY FROM
ANYWHERE ON THE EARTH.

SHAME TO YOU- HIDE YOUR FACE AND BURY YOURSELF BY THE RIVER- YOU ARE A
DEAD MAN WALKING NOW, AND THE STINK OF YOUR DEAD BODY OFFENDS THE
WHOLE OF THE VILLAGE BASTARD OF A CORPSE.

Posted: Tue Aug 22, 2006 6:48 pm

Ooops I didn't mean to send that goat pron to Vivian. Shocked

Not quite a Newb Joined: 15 Aug 2006 Posts: 54

@Toussaint - Quality rant, let us know if he replies!!

Note - New sigs attached Very Happy

Posted: Tue Aug 22, 2006 8:44 pm

Beg her not to course you... and then offer her some WUxfer. Laughing

Baiting Guru Joined: 07 Jul 2006 Posts: 5727

Tatsugi, be sure and keep this lad on your Christmas Card list.

(I think he likes you)

Posted: Tue Aug 22, 2006 11:30 pm

hahahaha.

Priceless

Posted: Wed Aug 23, 2006 12:10 am

You could construct a college curse around TT's mugu's rant.

419Eater is my life Joined: 26 Apr 2006 Posts: 476

@Toussaint Tatsugi

WOW. I tell you R Lee Ermey himself would be proud of an insult like that. That is truly amazing. I just cant stop laughing. Of course i hope the lads you use that on have the capacity to understand what is being said, but it looks like you got it in a format they can understand.

Posted: Wed Aug 23, 2006 2:17 am

Perhaps the sheer emotional rollercoaster and stress the poor mugu has been under from my character who happens to be called Fanny Plunge may have shumtin to do with it..just a thought.. Rolling Eyes

[Edit]

I found my last mail to her..This may explain why I never got a reply and you did Fanny Baws..Anyhoo..

Quote:

Hi,

I got the money today and I have been to western union and they said you were the stupidest and ugliest MUGU they ever saw. They have your photo posted in every WU office and laugh at you everyday. You dumb MUGU. Have a great life in that internet cafe. I'll never think of you while I drink cocktails in my beach house in Hawaii. Aloha MUGU.

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