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Connie L. Gus
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Joined: 07 Oct 2005
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Sun Aug 20, 2006 12:47 am |
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This is easy. A baguette. Tell him the tailors are French and that baguettes are all standard lenght.
He needs to have it laid across his head to show shoulder lengths, across the arms, the torso and don't forget the inseams. |
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Bowline
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 17 Aug 2006
Posts: 13
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Sun Aug 20, 2006 2:06 am |
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How about something heavy, like a cinder block, expecially if you have him hold it in several awkwards positions on the pretenes of measuring different bodyparts.
Or you could pick any fairly common item (a baguette is good), but specifically insist that it be "standard sized". After he sends you the picture complain that it isn't and tell him to use a some other "standard sized" object (like a cinder block), and repeat... |
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viereinsneun
419Eater is my life
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 365
Location: Planet Earth
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Sun Aug 20, 2006 2:38 am |
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A dildo?
On second thoughts, you'd never get them all the same size...
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SlayerFaith
Baiting Guru
Joined: 03 Mar 2005
Posts: 5778
Location: Vegas, baby!
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Sun Aug 20, 2006 2:44 am |
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devil21 wrote: |
Im going for the 8 of Spades. |
Check the board, Devil21. Looks like Quivver is after the 8, and you have the 7. |
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devil21
Master Baiter
Joined: 24 Jul 2006
Posts: 198
Location: Chillin right here with a beer
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Sun Aug 20, 2006 4:09 am |
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quivver and I have traded. My 7 for quivver's 8. I am now the 8 of Spades |
_________________ You are happy that you are in usa your mother is hear been in the hotel doing hoka and you are coking pusher verey soon you be in gel - J@mes Udo
I just want you to know that you are a lovely person,I like you. - Mr. S0lifo
YOUR PAPA AND YOUR MAMA BIG FOOLSSS INDIOT IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT basterd - Prince King
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SlayerFaith
Baiting Guru
Joined: 03 Mar 2005
Posts: 5778
Location: Vegas, baby!
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Sun Aug 20, 2006 4:20 am |
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^^^
Nice! Good luck, as you are now competing with moderator Eight
If it helps, I'm head to head with Jojobean, Stargate, and Shiver
No worries, we will get the deck no matter what! I'm off to slap an Ace of Hearts candidate who is being a complete wanker... God, I love doing that |
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ANIMAL,MY FRIEND MY PRAYER IS THIS,LET ALL MY ENEMIES BE IN TROUBLE LIKE CHRIST INGIGE,AND LAZY PEOPLE LIKE YOU BE LIKE WABARA.THANK YOU- Kelechukwu Nduka
"Did he say they have an inflatable pig? That's sick!"- Crash, Vegas 06
"You can be a right Bitch sometimes SF"- Cherrie, GenChat 07
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Bugsey
Wannabe Baiter
Joined: 08 Aug 2006
Posts: 94
Location: Welcome to the juh-juh-jungle---
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Sun Aug 20, 2006 4:40 am |
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jimbetts
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 01 Aug 2006
Posts: 34
Location: Australia - lacking sustainable public transport
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Sun Aug 20, 2006 6:05 am |
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I'd have him hold up a huge thing of ice. Hopefully, it'd numb his hands and be expensive. |
_________________ Well, I am pro-public transport and I really look forward to having less freeways and more public transport in Australia. Freeway bias is pure stupidity.
New suburbs are lacking rail lines.
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Seven of Nine
Baiting Guru
Joined: 18 Jun 2006
Posts: 2147
Location: Somewhere in time.
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Sun Aug 20, 2006 7:28 am |
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I feel the suggestion below may be worthy.
Handcuffs. They tend to be of fairly similar dimensions regardless of manufacturer. Wearing them, with hands behind his back. Personal fitting of cojoined bracelets could be arranged via the EFCC
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jose_cuervo
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Mar 2006
Posts: 8175
Location: Packing Vaseline in my frilly boots, I can’t help if it gets in other places.
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Sun Aug 20, 2006 7:36 am |
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My vote is on a black mamba |
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Seven of Nine
Baiting Guru
Joined: 18 Jun 2006
Posts: 2147
Location: Somewhere in time.
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Sun Aug 20, 2006 7:45 am |
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A friend of a friend owns an adult toys and literature shop. The Black Mamba was a dicky rubbery thing. I think he should go to the coast and pick up live Cone Snails.
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Smoggy
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 06 Jul 2006
Posts: 54
Location: Merry old land of Oz
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Sun Aug 20, 2006 8:47 am |
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hey now, the snails are my idea no copying! haha
but really, I want a lad to get me some of them as well, they are pretty funky things, I say go for it!!! |
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jimbetts
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 01 Aug 2006
Posts: 34
Location: Australia - lacking sustainable public transport
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Sun Aug 20, 2006 9:21 am |
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Well, I wonder whether we should choose something pricey and realistic for them to pose with. |
_________________ Well, I am pro-public transport and I really look forward to having less freeways and more public transport in Australia. Freeway bias is pure stupidity.
New suburbs are lacking rail lines.
Say No to Freeways and Scammers |
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Seven of Nine
Baiting Guru
Joined: 18 Jun 2006
Posts: 2147
Location: Somewhere in time.
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Sun Aug 20, 2006 9:30 am |
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@Smoggy Giant African Snails are Terrestrial whilst the Cone Snails are Marine. I thought collecting cone snails would be fun, but since I am well aware of how venomous they are, I'll not bother too hard with encouraging a lad to go collecting them. After all, I do have a conscience.... somewhere....
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jimbetts
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 01 Aug 2006
Posts: 34
Location: Australia - lacking sustainable public transport
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Sun Aug 20, 2006 9:35 am |
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But seven of nine, don't you think that's a bit unrealistic. Considering how it might take to travel. I think you have to be the dumb of the dumbest morons to do such an act. I really doubt any scammer would do it. But, if anyone has any success storires, please let us know! |
_________________ Well, I am pro-public transport and I really look forward to having less freeways and more public transport in Australia. Freeway bias is pure stupidity.
New suburbs are lacking rail lines.
Say No to Freeways and Scammers |
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Seven of Nine
Baiting Guru
Joined: 18 Jun 2006
Posts: 2147
Location: Somewhere in time.
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Sun Aug 20, 2006 9:39 am |
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^^^^ Really? Would you encourage a lad to stand next to a lion, or pose with a black mamba as jose_cuervo suggested? There are many here who would, in jest. Perhaps you should reconsider your response! Mock us not.
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maxheadroom
419Eater is my life
Joined: 11 Jul 2004
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Sun Aug 20, 2006 8:51 pm |
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What about having him hold an African Swallow?
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devil21
Master Baiter
Joined: 24 Jul 2006
Posts: 198
Location: Chillin right here with a beer
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Sun Aug 20, 2006 9:25 pm |
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Well, it appears my lad is balking on my original email:
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Relating to Mr Boateng requirements i have attached my picture in full size and shape to him. I cant give him a nude pic, if that is what he wants then we forget about the suit .
When you come to african you can get as many suit for me or when i am in usa with you , i can do that secretly.but scan a nude pic now is capital letter NO.
Barrister Powell Asheshe promise contacting you first thing tomorrow morning.
As soon as he contact you pls do talk about that agreement with him so you can start working of your flights plans.
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I have told him how insulted I am that he declined the instructions of a world famous tailor and that I will help another similarly situated lad that will appreciate my generosity. Good day and Good Luck sir!
Hopefully he will reconsider and deliver the 8 of Spades.
Heres the pic he attached: (hopefully next is NSFW)
<img src="http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h60/devil21_photos/Wi_padmore.jpg"> |
_________________ You are happy that you are in usa your mother is hear been in the hotel doing hoka and you are coking pusher verey soon you be in gel - J@mes Udo
I just want you to know that you are a lovely person,I like you. - Mr. S0lifo
YOUR PAPA AND YOUR MAMA BIG FOOLSSS INDIOT IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT basterd - Prince King
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HomerJFong
Courtesiless son of a doggy
Joined: 16 Nov 2003
Posts: 3160
Location: Now seeking sanctuary in the Conch Republic
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Sun Aug 20, 2006 10:26 pm |
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Connie L. Gus
Moderator
Joined: 07 Oct 2005
Posts: 7243
Location: Somewhere over the rainbow
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Sun Aug 20, 2006 10:44 pm |
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What? Not even a stinking baguette on the head? Must bring the right hand back and and give the lad a whopping forehand slap. |
_________________ x8
LISTEN TO ME WHAT DO YOU TAKE ME FOR ONE OF THOSE CHEAP CROOK OR WHAT -tobi donito
-a few,
LISTEN I CAN NOT TAKE YOUR SHIT ANY LONGER WE HAVE WHROTE A PETITION AGAINST YOU TO THE FBI WITH ALL OUR EVIDENCE YOU ARE INTO PROSTITUTION,DRUG DEALING, FORGERY, CREDIT CARDS FORGRY WESTEN UNION FALSIFICATION,DRUGING MEN,COMMETING MURDER, STEALING, DRUNCARD, ALL THIS WE HAVE THE EVIDENCE TO PROOF OUR CASE AGAINST YOU.-Johnson Hill
I am not finding it any funny...Henry A., Lagos, Nigeria to Cotonou, Benin, WIMPed
I am stranderd. Henry A. Lagos to Accra, WIMPed for 67 days.
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haywood_jablowmi
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 20 Jan 2006
Posts: 591
Location: demoralise the lads, over and over, they will give up just crush the hope they have of getting cash!
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Sun Aug 20, 2006 10:53 pm |
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hot coals |
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devil21
Master Baiter
Joined: 24 Jul 2006
Posts: 198
Location: Chillin right here with a beer
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Sun Aug 20, 2006 10:57 pm |
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I really doubt he will twig on me though. Im going to wait it out for a day or two and see if he comes back. If he does not I will start phase 2 of the bait as seen in the "I dont like your tone Mr. Barrister!" thread. |
_________________ You are happy that you are in usa your mother is hear been in the hotel doing hoka and you are coking pusher verey soon you be in gel - J@mes Udo
I just want you to know that you are a lovely person,I like you. - Mr. S0lifo
YOUR PAPA AND YOUR MAMA BIG FOOLSSS INDIOT IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT basterd - Prince King
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Smoggy
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 06 Jul 2006
Posts: 54
Location: Merry old land of Oz
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Mon Aug 21, 2006 2:47 am |
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@7/9:
There are different types of giant snails? why didnt you tell me!!
Now I have a whole nother angle to go with! Once they have collected my LAND snails, they will of course have to collect some SEA snails to compare the taste for me (i.e. Me = French Chef)...
THANKS!! haha I shoulda done my research on that one...
@devil21:
A suggestion here would be to go straight back and say the photo he sent had no obvious point of reference and thus you wont be able to determine his size... (i.e. back to the start of the suit side-bait).
Back to picking an object
Ask him to pose next to a trunk box full of cash, as theyre all standard sizes!! |
_________________ I got your mail, I do not understand what you are driving at, well I think you detate for me, with that reasons I will ask you to stay to your which and I can not continue this transaction with you as I can see unseriousness from you.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
If anyone can tell me what that means I would be appreciative! |
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devil21
Master Baiter
Joined: 24 Jul 2006
Posts: 198
Location: Chillin right here with a beer
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Mon Aug 21, 2006 4:34 am |
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So far he's been very eager to do what I want but this seems to have tested his limits. I want to see if the threat of ending our business will bring him back to me. If it does then he's ripe for a safari in the near future. The 8 of Spades will be the least of his worries at that point.
(Eventhough I am giving it away, I wanted him to pose nude while holding a shovel...err Spade...with the number 8 upon his chest so the tailor's measurement photo scanning computer could extract his exact fitment!) |
_________________ You are happy that you are in usa your mother is hear been in the hotel doing hoka and you are coking pusher verey soon you be in gel - J@mes Udo
I just want you to know that you are a lovely person,I like you. - Mr. S0lifo
YOUR PAPA AND YOUR MAMA BIG FOOLSSS INDIOT IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT basterd - Prince King
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jimbetts
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 01 Aug 2006
Posts: 34
Location: Australia - lacking sustainable public transport
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Mon Aug 21, 2006 7:47 am |
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I'm just suggesting we should be a bit realistic, in the interest of success' sake. I have asked my scammers do something unrealistic, and I lost 'em. |
_________________ Well, I am pro-public transport and I really look forward to having less freeways and more public transport in Australia. Freeway bias is pure stupidity.
New suburbs are lacking rail lines.
Say No to Freeways and Scammers |
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