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Maggot
419Eater is my life
Joined: 17 Oct 2005
Posts: 382
Location: Lower Itchumscrote, Trumpshire
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Tue Aug 15, 2006 8:29 am |
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Started baiting a love/romance scammer called
, she sent this through as part of her email....
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When at us summer
I like to float (ooookay) and sunbathe, we have small river Volga refers to. I like to float in her (in who?!).In the summer I like to collect I years, since
the childhood we went with parents behind berries, know as is tasty to
eat I skin wild strawberry with milk (That is unusual.. i must say). There is such smell of wild
strawberry when you eat her (Is this the same person you like to float in??). Still I like to go behind mushrooms, at
us it is a lot of mushrooms, I like them to collect, but I do not like
them to clean. I like to play sometimes computer games, and to look
films when there is a free time. I wrote to you, that I live one and
it happens me sadly by one in long evenings. There is no simple human
dialogue. Cares that I could care of the person loved to me. I like to
prepare, but I now have nobody to prepare, that someone estimated my
culinary abilities. I am tasty (Bit forward...) I prepare, I was learned by mum, and
then I studied to prepare. I like to go sometimes with girlfriends to
eat in cafe, but I prefer to eat houses, houses are more tasty (Thats what i love, a girl with a healthy appetite!). I the girl domestic and am pleasant to me a domestic cosiness more. |
What the F***!! I don't have a clue what she was on about, but i will never tire of the dodgy translations made by translation software, which i presume is what has happened!!!
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<I>" I am the fucking idiot you called me and the rotten goat "</I>
<B> Martins Ugo - Football Scout</B>
<I>"our handle charges is this 5,000 thousand ponds"</I>
<B> Jude Adams - Security Company</B>
<I>"...but I prefer to eat houses, houses are more tasty..."</I>
<B> Irina - Romance Scammer</B>
<I>"Yes we are selling the Semen ST41N5 at just $170usd and also sure it will work in Narnia."</I>
<B> Duncan Rustin - Phone Lad</B>
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persephone
Baiting Guru
Joined: 05 Jun 2006
Posts: 2846
Location: land of cloggies
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Tue Aug 15, 2006 9:50 am |
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I had the exact same reply a little while ago from a Russian scammer called 'Marina'. I slapped her for being a lazy sod, since she hates cleaning mushrooms and as a very wealthy business man I need a good housewife. Of course, I also told her she is welcome to float in my very own swimming pool. |
_________________ a strange idiot tracked you down on arrival you moved with him like a christmas goat to a strange hell hotel and gave him paper or what you call money my ass. - J3ff Rich4rds
14 months and counting
I HAVE SEEN THAT YOU LOVE DOG SEX, LET ME KNOW WHEN YOU CAN COME TO AFRICA I WILL TAKE CARE OF YOUR HOTEL EXPENSES AT LEAST TO SATISFY THE DOG'S URGE - some banker
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x46 3x 2x 2x 2x 3x 9x 3x 2x 4 days of travel - 7 days stuck in airport |
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Maggot
419Eater is my life
Joined: 17 Oct 2005
Posts: 382
Location: Lower Itchumscrote, Trumpshire
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Tue Aug 15, 2006 9:53 am |
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Okay so she wont clean mushrooms, but if she will skin wild strawberries with milk, i can see that taking alot of effort!! She may be mushroom lazy but she is strawberry cleaning active!!
Weird mugu,. |
_________________ -------------------------------------------------
<I>" I am the fucking idiot you called me and the rotten goat "</I>
<B> Martins Ugo - Football Scout</B>
<I>"our handle charges is this 5,000 thousand ponds"</I>
<B> Jude Adams - Security Company</B>
<I>"...but I prefer to eat houses, houses are more tasty..."</I>
<B> Irina - Romance Scammer</B>
<I>"Yes we are selling the Semen ST41N5 at just $170usd and also sure it will work in Narnia."</I>
<B> Duncan Rustin - Phone Lad</B>
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Phisher Price
419Eater is my life
Joined: 27 May 2005
Posts: 313
Location: Nikki Nakki Noo Noo Town
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Tue Aug 15, 2006 3:57 pm |
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I actually did LOL when I read that! You have got some grand sig material there dude.
I actually think she has been collecting the wrong mushrooms, it sound like she has been munching of the magic variety! |
_________________ Goat so stupid he get signed up 4 gay site. I steal his password now he gay boioooooo
Join the most elite club in town and find a business partner: http://www.emillions.net.tc - spread the word |
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Ethian
Master Baiter
Joined: 07 Aug 2006
Posts: 144
Location: The place i live in
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Tue Aug 15, 2006 5:34 pm |
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oh man... this shows again what translations can do...
Rembering the newshead i once got : "Protector warns Loaden Bag is active again" (The Guardian warns Bin Laden is active again) i suppose this is the same idea... looks like the thing can't make out whether to write It or Her, and combined with her (or his, or perhaps its) clumsy writing that results in BIG SIG STUFF |
_________________ "1. Are you aware of any relative/relation whose last contact address was in the untied kingdom?" (Robert Rice)
"Know can fuck me twice ok,if you can send money them forget about it and don contact me again,because you all are the same thing." (Mr Renta)
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madpoet
Master Baiter
Joined: 21 Jul 2006
Posts: 127
Location: Some Nuthouse Somewhere
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Tue Aug 15, 2006 7:37 pm |
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With the type of mushrooms she's eating, I'm sure it is possible to skin a strawberry with milk, float in someone, or eat an entire house...It might also explain why there's no simple human dialogue...those trippy conversations can get pretty intense...so I've heard... |
_________________ Again I am 56 Years Old and I hope your manure too because this is not a scam or a joke but for real
I giving you the lawyer's contact needs you to call him often and make all necessary arrangement to get my money |
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quivver
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 06 Jul 2006
Posts: 48
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Tue Aug 15, 2006 7:43 pm |
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I dunno... I'd be worried about her eating ya outta house and home since she thinks that houses are tasty.... Did ya get a pic.. there is a saying "you are what you eat"
hilarious though:)
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Frau Bl�cher
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 29 Jul 2006
Posts: 18
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Fri Aug 18, 2006 7:48 am |
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Oh yah, that there's translation software for sure. I got rather good at recognizing it when I was teaching overseas. It's a whole different kind of bad from the kind of prose that results from mental codeswitching when you don't have a dictionary or program at hand. |
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