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Hello. This is my first bait, I'm fairly pleased with how it went. It lasted four weeks, I could have spun it out longer but I was prompt with all my replies rather than leave him waiting (I get bored at work.)
I'd appreciate any comments on what I could have done differently to have had more success. I didn't get a trophy pic, but I did convince him to fill in the same form three times.
Anyway. His name is Willson Victor, his attorney is Benson Colman , the bank manager is Hassan Bellow and it's the standard 'someone died and you must help me get his money' scam. There were about 120 messages in total (both ways) so I should have wasted a fair bit of the lad's time.
My comments in italic, my replies in bold and my lawyer is Dr Juan Kerr (thought I was being quite original with that name, lol guess not :p). Let's go.
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I receive a lovely 419 e-mail. It appears that I have 30% of $6,000,000 coming my way, all thanks to some dead man.
From : willson victor <[email protected]>
Reply-To : [email protected]
Sent : Saturday, July 1, 2006 9:12 AM
To : [email protected]
Subject : Greetings from Abidjan
Greetings from Abidjan
Before I introduce myself, I wish to inform you that this letter is not a
hoax mail and I urge you to treat it serious. We want to transfer to
overseas account (6,000.000.00 Dollars ) Six million US Dollars
from a prime Bank here in Abidjan. I want to ask you
If you are not capable to quietly look for a reliable and honest person
who will be capable and fit to provide either an existing bank account
or to set up a new Bank a/c immediately to receive this money, even
an empty a/c can serve to receive this money, as long as you will
remain honest to me till the end for this important business trusting in
you and believing in God that you will never let me down either now or
in future
I am Mr. Willson Victor , presently promoted to Auditor General in
one of the banks here in Abijian cote d'ivore . During the course of
our auditing last week, I discovered a floating fund in an account
opened in the bank in 1996 and since 1998 nobody has operated
on this account again, after going through some old files in the records I
discovered that the owner of the account died without a [Heir/WILL]
hence the money is floating and if I do not remit this money out urgently
it will be forfeited for nothing. The owner of this account is Mr. Keith
Lathan an American and a great industrialist and a resident of Alaska
State, who unfortunately lost his life in the plane, crash of Alaska
Airlines Flight 261 which crashed on January 31 2000, including his wife
and only daughter leaving nobody to claim the money . No other person
knows about this account or any thing concerning it, the account has
no other beneficiary and my investigation proved to me as well that the
account is a secret account.
The total amount involved is Six million US Dollars only
[6,000.000.00 Dollars ] and we wish to transfer this money
into a safe foreigners account abroad. But I don't know any
foreigner, I am only contacting you as a foreigner because this
money cannot be approved to a local person here, but to a
foreigner who has information about the account, which I shall give
to you upon your positive response. I am revealing this to you with
believe in God that you will never let me down in this business,
you are the first and the only person that I am contacting for
this business, so please reply urgently so that I will inform you the
next step to take urgently. I need your strong assurance that you
will never let us down, me and a key bank official whois deeply
involved with me in this business.
I guarantee you that this transaction will be executed under a
legitimate arrangement that will protect you from any breach of
the law. The bank official will destroy all documents of the
transaction immediately you receive this money leaving no trace
to any place. I will use my position and influence to obtain all
legal approvals for onward transfer of this money to your account
with appropriate clearance from the relevant ministries and foreign
exchange departments
At the conclusion of this business, you will be given 30% of the
total amount 70% will be for us. PLEASE, TREAT THIS PROPOSAL
AS TOP SECRET.
I look forward to your earliest reply,please reply to me through this
email ([email protected] ).
Best Regards
Willson Victor.
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I reply to the e-mail, as is good manners. I pretend that I knew the deceased and up my stake by $1,000,000 to see if anyone notices.
My dear Willson Victor.
I trust that I find you in good health.
Thank you very much for contacting me on this highly sensitive matter. It is a funny coincidence, but I was actually acquainted with Mr. Keith Lathan before his sad death six years ago. I was beginning to wonder why he hadn't been returning my calls or turn up at our secret society meetings and orgies.
Again, many thanks for contacting me with regard to this matter. Although 30% of Six million US Dollars is not a large amount to a man as wealthy as I, I daresay that $2.8 million will come in useful for some of my upcoming business ventures.
Please contact me very soon so that we can get the ball rolling on this one. Perhaps when we're finished you could come and stay with me at my holiday home in Jamaica and we can have a little remembrance service for poor old Keith.
Kind regards,
Dr. Edward McBryers III
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Willson replies to me again, with the details of our transaction. I will be very rich.
From : willson victor <[email protected]>
Sent : Saturday, July 1, 2006 2:03 PM
To : [email protected]
Subject : details from willson
Dear Dr Edward ,
I am assuring you that this business is 100% risk and trouble free and that everything will work out fine once you follow instructions accordingly.First you have to send me any of your account details where you want the money to be deposited so that we will apply for the release of the money on your behalf of which I will start the processing of the money into your account as soon as i receive the account detials from you.
As soon as we apply and the bank will write to you regarding the requirements they need for the release of the money. I will send the requirements to the bank on your behalf and also send you the copies for your own records.But before then, once you convince me that you will not let me down either now or in the future, I will computerized your name in our banking system as the next of kin to the deceased person. Be it know to you that all arrangement for the success of the business is in place and with the help of the top official in the Bank those that are involved in this business also with the help of the Minister who will help us to get Approval from the Federal Ministry of Finance all will be well.
Now I need the A/C information and your private tele/fax nos as a need may arise either to call you in the day or night as occasion warrants. Finally you have to be following instructions which I will be getting from �OUR� insider� in the bank who is the main Key to the success of this business without much questions until we see face to face because 'too many questions can sink a ship' After the processing of all Foreign Payment documents, and when the money is ready to be paid into your A/C, I will fly to meet you at least 2-3days ahead of the money going into your A/C then we will sign the binding agreement, after your bank must have been satisfied with the original documents which I will bring along with me to your country to show your bank.
My fear now is the security of this money in your custody once transferred into your A/C because I don't know you before nor your capability and facilities to handle this large amount, what is your age and profession? I really want to know more of you and I will want you to keep it very confidential at all times and also to be maintaining constant communications with me knowing that this business should take precedence over any other business for the mean time.
I await your urgent confirmation of the account detials so that we can proceed.Call me on phone no.+225 08 48 44 53 ,so that we can have a heart to heart discussion.
Best Regards.
Willson Victor.
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I reply to Willson, asking for some identification. This is not too much to ask, surely?
Hello Willson Victor
Many thanks for your assurance about the risk free nature of our transaction. Your promises are duly noted and I feel much safer now that we know each other a little better. However, my personal adviser on these matters has requested that you might send us some kind of certification - I'm not accusing you of any wrongdoing, it's just that Malcom is a bit afraid of technology and this will set him mind at ease. He is a border collie and, as such, quite intelligent. Just a scan of your diploma or other credentials will be just perfect.
I am in the process of setting up a dedicated bank account for our transactions. Is there anything else you'd like me to do? I have a degree in fellatio if that's any help.
Kindest regards,
Dr. McBryers III
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Willson replies, kindly attaching a scan of his international passport. He wants me to phone him.
From : willson victor <[email protected]>
Sent : Monday, July 3, 2006 10:43 AM
To : "Dr. Edward McBryers III" <[email protected]>
Subject : RE: details from willson
Attachment : PASSPORT_VICTOR.JPG (0.12 MB)
My Dear ,
Thanks for your response , well am in receipt of your mail and understood all that you said and l have attached a copy of my international paspport to you for identification and also i would want you to know that this business l brought to you and your family is what our unborn children will benefit from the venture from generation to generation and also knowing that am trusting and believing that you will not disappoint me once the funds are transfered to your account in your country but the most important thing is that you should convince me that you will not disapoint me in this business in future .
My dear bear in mind that you will be standing as the beneficiary to the funds as l will apply to the bank on your behalf once l receive the account details from you even without any money in the account , so you should follow my instruction in this business for us to acheive our goal and success in this business knowing that you should not disclose or tell anybody about this business and try to keep it confidential at all time till the conclusion of the funds transfer to your account ..
As you receive this mail you should proceed to send to me your account details even without any money in the account as l will be forwarding them to the bank on your behalf .
please call +225 08 418 44 53 immediately you receive this mail for a heart to heart discussion regarding the funds transfer and investing the funds in a good business in your country .l need your private phone number and your ID for identification .
Will await for the account details ASAP.
Thanks,
Willson victor .
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I like that Willson is calling me �my dear.� It makes me feel close to him and I reply again, with a similar level of familiarity I explain why I cannot speak on the phone and enclose my made up bank details.
Hello darling,
Many, many thanks for your recent e-mail. I am very excited at the prospect of receiving all of this lovely money.
I am also pleased to have received your passport, it is a rather fetching photo. Sadly I am currently at work so unable to send you a copy of my own identification, but I assure you that you shall receive this in the fullness of time, God willing.
I do not currently have a telephone. My larynx was recently removed so I don't really have any need for one! Is there anything else you would like me to send you instead of that? I have some very colourful balloons.
My bank account details are as follows:
S&M bank of North Dakota
Account no: 2234512189
Sort code: 64-97-85
Inside leg: 32"
Please send the money forthwith! This is extremely urgent as the loan sharks are practically bashing down my door.
Kindest regards,
Egg.
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Willson replies, he is pleased that I have given him my bank details and he e-mails the bank of my behalf. In spite of my larynx being removed, he still wants a phone conversation.
From : willson victor <[email protected]>
Sent : Monday, July 3, 2006 6:58 PM
To : "Dr. Edward McBryers III" <[email protected]>
Subject : Contact the Bank
Dear Dr. Edward ,
Thanks for your mail today,am in receipt of your account informations and have sent it to the bank to start processing for the payment release of the funds to your account ,so you should contact the bank through their email address ([email protected] ).inform the BIOA BANK that you are the beneficiary to the funds of your late cousin KEITH LATHAN that you are appealing to the bank to make the wire transfer of the funds to your account in your country.since they have received the account informations .Bear in mind that you should keep this transacion confidential at all times .
Call me on my phone number +225 08 48 48 53 for a heart to heart discussion .
I await for your update on your discussion with the bank regarding the transfer of the funds to your account.
Thanks,
Regards,
Willson.
See below what I sent to the bank on your behalf for the processing of transfer in your favor as the beneficiary
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The Manager
BIAO BANK
8-10 Avenue Joseph Anoma,
ABIDJAN , COTE D'IVOIRE.
Re: Release of $6,000,000.00 U.S. dollars, (Six Million U.S. Dollars Only) on
account number 202-15689-1 of Keith Lathan .
Dear Sir,
Reference to the above stated Account No. 202-15689-1 of the late Mr. Keith Lathan , with a credit balance of 6 Million Point Zero - Zero U.S. Dollars Only. I have been advised by counsel that I am the designated beneficiary to the above referenced, dormant account, held by the late Mr. Keith Lathan As such, we wish to apply for the release of the total said amount in our favor, representing the first phase payment from the credit balance in the said account. In accordance with the National and International Laws of Inheritance, kindly remit the stated amount in full to our account number stated below:
Bank Name : S&M bank
Branch Address : North Dakota
Account Number : 2234512189
Email Address : [email protected]
Account Holder : Dr. Edward McBryers
This request is predicated on the fact that since the death of Mr. Keith Lathan , who was entrusted with The Management of Keith & keith Coy.(Ltd).Abidjan , the need for the transfer of the money in the account becomes imperative.
We shall therefore be very grateful if this request meets with your favorable consideration.
Thank you.
Sincerely,
Dr. Edward McBryers .
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I wait a while and then e-mail the bank. I want my money and the best way to get it is using threats. I expect Willson will be happy to go down and get it for me, especially now that I have given his name to the bank.
Dear the bank,
My business associate Willson Victor sent you an e-mail with my account details so that I can claim some money from some dead guy.
Where is my money? If you don�t send it immediately I will have my friend Willson Victor come down there and take it by force. He has promised to do this for me and I know he wouldn�t lie.
You have three days.
Regards,
Dr. Edward McBryers III
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I also drop Willson a note to express my gratitude for doing this business for me. I decide to see if I can get Willson to take a photo of himself holding a sign declaring that he is an expert at fellatio.
Hi Willy V,
Many thanks for doing this business for me. You are a kind and honest man. I have sent an e-mail to the bank and they are getting the money to me ASAP.
Sadly, as I explained in my previous e-mail, I do not have a telephone so I can�t call you for a heart to heart. Which is a shame, as I am having a couple of problems.
I have recently taken on a new personal adviser. (Malcom had to be put down.) My new adviser is Atticus T. Fellatio and is well known in the business world � I daresay you will have heard of him.
He is currently helping me to invest several million dollars into businesses in Abidjan as well as several other African countries. (Do you know of any companies that may require up to 8 Million US Dollars investment?)
I was discussing our arrangement with him and he is slightly wary and says that you are not to be trusted. I disagree, I believe you are a man of integrity and decency, but he says he would like you to prove it. You sent me your passport, for which I am most grateful, but Mr. Fellatio requires you to prove that this is you in the photo and not a forgery.
As you can understand, I am embarrassed by this, but I feel that we know each other well enough now that I can ask. My adviser has requested that you take a photograph of yourself holding a sign with a password on it. This will prove your identity and that you are indeed a money expert.
The password on the sign should be �I am an expert A.T. Fellatio.�
I apologise for this, it really is terribly embarrassing, but Mr. Fellatio refuses to allow me to continue with our arrangement if you will not agree. I hope you can do this quickly � I am very eager to receive this money so that I can forward to you the 60% that you require.
Many, many thanks,
Dr. Edward McBryers
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Willson replies. There is no photo, nor any mention of it, just a warning that I�m going to have to send some money to some people.
From : willson victor <[email protected]>
Sent : Tuesday, July 4, 2006 5:53 PM
To : "Dr. Edward McBryers III" <[email protected]>
Subject : respond
Am in receipt of your mail ; bera in mind that you are going to spend some money in this transaction and are you ready to work along with me .
Knowing that this transaction needs some money to get the funds transfered to you in your acount in your country without any delay .
waiting to hear from you ASAP.
Willson .
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I�m not having this. I asked for a photo and dammit, I�m going to get one.
Dear Wee Willson McVictor
Hold your horses old chap, I explained in my previous e-mail that I cannot enter into any further business with you until you have verified your identity with a photo. If you want me to reiterate my requirements then I will do so, but we cannot go any further until you have done this for me.
I am a fair man and I do not mind spending some money in this transaction - I know it will make us both very rich. But until you do as I ask, the answer is no no no!
Do not fail me Willson, We have come this far and I do not want to hear that you are wasting my time.
Dr. Edward McBryers
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The bank send me an e-mail asking me to contact their attorney.
From : Remittance Department <[email protected]>
Sent : Thursday, July 6, 2006 12:32 PM
To : "Dr. Edward McBryers III" <[email protected]>
Subject : TARNSFER NOTIFICATIONS / Attn : Dr. Edward McBryers III
Attn: Dr. Edward McBryers III
SIR,
WHEN FORWARDED YOUR ACCOUNT DETAILS FOR THE TRANSFER TO THIS
BANK,IT WILL BE ENTERED INTO OUR CENTRAL TRANSFER SERVER SYSTEM(C.T.S.S)SEQUEL
TO A DULLY NOTARISED AND LEGALISED TRANSFER FILE OF YOURS .WHICH WILL BE DONE BY
OUR LEGAL DEPARTMENT BEFORE THE TRANSFER OF THE FUND CAN SUCCESSFULLY BE
EFFECTED IN A HITCH FREE MANNER TO BE IN YOUR ACCOUNT WITHIN 72 BANKING WORKING
HOURS VIA THE TEXTED ELECTRONIC T/T TRANSFER.
NOTE SIR: YOUR PRESENCE WILL BE REQUIRED HERE FOR THE SIGNING OF THE
FUNDS RELEASE BOND AND OBTIANING YOUR CLEARANCE CERTIFCATE , AFFIDAVIT
IN THE FEDERAL HIGH COURT OF JUSTICE HERE IN COTE D'IVOIRE TO ERASE THE STRICT
CLAUSE THAT WAS ATTACHED TO THE FUND DURING THE TIME OF DEPOSIT BY THE
DEPOISTOR.
ALTERNATIVELY WHERE BY YOU CANNOT MAKE IT BY COMING DOWN HERE FOR THE
NECCESSARY SIGNING / ENDORSEMENTS OF YOUR TRANSFER RELATED DOCUMENTS
AND APPROVALS, THE SERVICES OF OUR ACCREDITED ATTACHEE FIRM WILL BE
DEPLOYED TO SOLICIT ON YOUR BEHALF FOR THE PROCUREMENTS AND ENDORSEMENT OF ALL
THE TRANSFER RELATED DOCUMENTS.
SUBSEQUENT TO THIS YOU WILL BE REQUIRED TO CONTACT OUR ACCREDITED BANK
ATTORNEY WITH THE BELOW INFORMATION:
NAME OF CHAMBER : WINNERS CHAMBER, ABIDJAN, COTE D'IVOIRE
E-MAIL ADDRESS : [email protected]
CONTACT PERSON : BARRISTER BENSON COLMAN (PRINCIPAL ATTORNEY).
PHONE NUMBER : +225 07 50 79 11
SIR, BE THEREFORE INFORMED THAT IT WILL BE IN YOUR BEST INTEREST THAT
YOUR TRANSFER FILE MUST BE NOTARISED AND LEGALISED DUE TO THE MODE OF
DEPOSIT OF THE FUND UNDER A CONTRACTED EXCROW ACCOUNT WHICH A STRICT
DEPOSIT CLAUSE WAS ATTACHED TO THE FUND IN BRACKET (PAY AS RECEIVED) AND THIS
CLAUSE HAS TO BE ERASED THROUGH THE AFFIDAVIT OF OATH IN THE FEDERAL HIGH COURT
OF JUSTICE HERE IN COTE D'IVOIRE TO ALLOW DIRECT ACCESS OF TRANSFERING OF THE
FUND INTO YOUR DESIGNATED BANK ACCOUNT IN AS MUCH AS THE INSURANCE POLICY CODE
NUMBER I.P.C.N) WILL BE GOTTEN, THE EXCHANGE CONTROL RATE APPROVAL(E.C.R.A) TO
ENSURE THE SMOOTH TRANSFER OF YOUR FUND.
HOWEVER, BE INFORMED THAT YOUR TRANSFER FILE HAS BEEN PASSED TO OUR
ACCREDITED BANK ATTORNEY VIA BARRISTER BENSON COLMAN OF WINNERS CHAMBER AND WE
WILL NOT HESITATE TO CARRY OUT YOUR TRANSFER AFTER A PROPER
PROCUREMENTS OF VALIDATED APPROVALS ON YOUR TRANSFER FILE .
ACCEPT OUR CONGRATULATIONS IN ADVANCE AND THANK YOU FOR PATRONISING OUR
BANK(BIAO-CI).
THANKS FOR YOUR CO-OPERATION
YOURS IN SERVICE
HASSAN BELLOW.
TELEX/REMITTANCE DIRECTOR
(BIAO-CI).
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I reply to the bank, asking if Willson can go down and fill in the forms on my behalf. This will save me having to pay their attorney. Genius!
Hellow Mr. Bellow,
Many thanks for this e-mail. Due to a busy work schedule I may not be able to travel to Abidjan for a number of weeks. However, my business partner Mr. Willson Victor should be able to carry out all of the administrative procedures on my behalf once I have given him authorization.
Naturally, this will be in the form of a signed letter. As a successful businessman I have no doubts that this will be acceptable to you. If you do have any problems then feel free to contact me via e-mail. I can also forward to you Mr. Victor�s contact details once I have heard back from him.
In the meantime, would you please supply me with any identification or credentials you may have? I appreciate that I you are fully trustworthy, but this is merely an administrative task required by my accountants.
Yours sincerely,
Dr. Edward McBryers III
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It�s only polite to let Willson know of my plans for him to go and do all the paperwork on my behalf, as soon as he has sent me the picture I require.
Hi Willson,
I hope you got my e-mail and I hope you are well. You haven�t replied for a couple of days, is everything OK?
I e-mailed the bank just to let them know that everything is in hand and that I will send you written authorization to carry out the signing of the documents for me. I hope that is OK with you? I won�t be able to fly to Abidjan for another three weeks or so.
I am still waiting for you to send me a picture. I trusted you enough to send you my account details, Willson. I am a little insulted to think that you may not trust me enough to send me this picture that my personal adviser Mr. Fellatio has requested. Rest assured that I have not divulged any details of our business to him; I have kept everything Top Secret as you wished. I have just told him that I will soon be very rich and that he will probably be fired. Since he also used to be acquainted with Mr. Keith Lathan, I don�t want him knowing too much about this.
Please reply to me very quickly, Willson. I am due to go on holiday to Jamaica next Friday and I want this business sorted before I go. As I said before, some very large men are after me and I fear for my safety.
The only person holding up this transaction is you. Get the picture to me and we will proceed with great haste!
All the very best wishes,
Dr. Edward.
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The bank reply, again telling me to contact their attorney.
From : Remittance Department <[email protected]>
Sent : Friday, July 7, 2006 10:30 AM
To : "Dr. Edward McBryers III" <[email protected]>
Subject : Re: TRANSFER NOTIFICATIONS / Attn : Dr. Edward McBryers III
Attn: Dr. Edward McBryers III,
YOU ARE REQUIRED TO CONTACT OUR ACCREDITED BANK ATTORNEY WITH THE BELOW
INFORMATION:
NAME OF CHAMBER : WINNERS CHAMBER, ABIDJAN, COTE D'IVOIRE
E-MAIL ADDRESS : [email protected]
CONTACT PERSON : BARRISTER BENSON COLMAN (PRINCIPAL ATTORNEY).
PHONE NUMBER : +225 07 50 79 11
SINCE YOU SAID THAT YOU CAN NOT COME HERE TO DO THAT YOURSELF , YOU ARE ADVICED
TO FOLLOW OUR INSTRUCTIONS TO YOUR FUNDS RELEASE AND CONTACT OUR BANK ATTORNEY
THROUGH HIS CONTACT DETAILS ABOVE.AS HE WILL BE WORKING ONYOUR BEHALF ON SIGNING
THE FUNDS RELEASE ORDER BOND AND ALSO OBTAIN THE PROOF DOCUMENTS OF YOUR
BENEFICIARY TO THE FUNDS AND BE FORWARD TO THE BANK HERE FOR VERIFICATION AND
CONFIRMATIONS .
THIS CLAUSE HAS TO BE ERASED THROUGH THE AFFIDAVIT OF OATH IN THE FEDERAL HIGH
COURT OF JUSTICE HERE IN COTE D'IVOIRE TO ALLOW DIRECT ACCESS OF TRANSFERING OF
THE FUND INTO YOUR DESIGNATED BANK ACCOUNT IN AS MUCH AS THE INSURANCE POLICY
CODE NUMBER I.P.C.N) WILL BE GOTTEN, THE EXCHANGE CONTROL RATE APPROVAL(E.C.R.A)
TO ENSURE THE SMOOTH TRANSFER OF YOUR FUND.
BE INFORMED THAT YOUR TRANSFER FILE HAS BEEN PASSED TO OUR ACCREDITED BANK
ATTORNEY VIA BARRISTER BENSON COLMAN OF WINNERS CHAMBER AND WE WILL NOT HESITATE
TO CARRY OUT YOUR TRANSFER AFTER A PROPER PROCUREMENTS OF VALIDATED APPROVALS ON
YOUR TRANSFER FILE .
ACCEPT OUR CONGRATULATIONS IN ADVANCE AND THANK YOU FOR PATRONISING OUR
BANK(BIAO-CI).
THANKS FOR YOUR CO-OPERATION
YOURS IN SERVICE
HASSAN BELLOW.
TELEX/REMITTANCE DIRECTOR
(BIAO-CI).
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Willson replies. He is not impressed with my requests for a picture. He urges me to co-operate with the bank and asks me to call him again, despite me having no larynx.
From : willson victor <[email protected]>
Sent : Friday, July 7, 2006 10:49 AM
To : "Dr. Edward McBryers III" <[email protected]>
Subject : RE: respond
Dr. Edward.
Am in receipt of your mail, listern my dear you should cooperate with the bank and also work along with them in regards to the wire transfer of the funds to your account knowing that you are now standing as the beneficiary to the funds as the bank will be transfering the funds to your account in your country .
ln regards to the picture you are taking about l have sent to you my lnternational passport for ldentification and that is the most secure identification which you are to request from me , you should be working towards getting the funds transfered to your account as l do not want the bank to return the funds to the bank vault as uncliamed funds .
All that you should do is to do what the bank request that you should do and try work along with the bank , l do not want you to delay the funds transfer to your account knowing that am trusting and believing that you will not disappoint me once you receive the funds in your account .
My dear am from a christain home and can never do anything to hurt you in this transaction knowing that we are doing this on mutual trust and also you should have in mind that this transaction that l brought to you is what our unborn children will benefit from the venture from generation to generation .
Contact the bank now and inform them on what you are to do in regards to the funds transfer to your account and you should follow my instruction to make sure that this funds are transfered to your account as it is my priority to make sure that the bank transfer the funds to you knowing that once the transfer is done to your account , l will traveling to meet you in your country for the sharing of the funds and also investing the funds in a good business in your country .
Advice on what kind of business are we to invest the funds in your country , waiting to hear from you ASAP.l need you to call +225 08 48 44 53 me as you receive this mail for a heart to heart discussion with you since you do not want to give me your phone number to call you.
Thanks,
Willson.
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I give the picture one last try. I don�t think he�s going to crack. It allows me to make some childish fellatio related jokes though and that�s always fun. I invite him to leave me a voicemail and explain again that I cannot speak. I ask again if he will go to the bank on my behalf rather than involve the attorney.
My darling Willson,
Many thanks for your prompt reply. I am sad that you have still not fulfilled my request to confirm your identity for my adviser Mr. Fellatio though. As I explained, it is not me that needs this � I trust you 100% - but Mr. Fellatio will simply not allow me to proceed with our business until you have sent another photograph, holding a sign saying �I am an expert A.T. Fellatio.� As soon as you have done this, I will contact the bank immediately and start the process.
Unless you can complete this simple task for me, I don�t think we will be able to complete our transaction. As I said, it is not my decision but Mr. Fellatio simply keeps on and on at me not to do business with people until he has confirmed their identity. I keep telling him that he sucks, but he will have none of it. He just keeps giving me head.
My personal phone number is 00 44 709 288 0923. As I said, my larynx has been removed so I shall be unable to hold a conversation with you, but you are welcome to leave a message for me on this number. If the photo proposal is unacceptable to you then I may be able to convince Mr. Fellatio to accept a voice message as proof of identity. If you can say �I am good for Fellatio� then he might just allow me to release some funds to pay for this transaction. (Fellatio is pronounced fell-a-shee-oh.)
The bank have contacted me again to say that I should get onto their attorney. Too many people are becoming involved in our business Willson, so may I ask the bank that I send you down to fill in the forms for me? I will love you forever if you agree.
Many thanks,
Dr. Egg.
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Willson�s getting a bit annoyed now. He won�t do the picture and he urges me to contact the attorney again. The money will benefit our unborn children and my questions are in danger of sinking a ship.
From : willson victor <[email protected]>
Sent : Monday, July 10, 2006 9:23 AM
To : "Dr. Edward McBryers III" <[email protected]>
Subject : RE: respond
Listern, you know that l have sent to you my lnternational paspoort for you to indentify me , and you are asking me to carry somtime on my head , look my dera do you think a a little to to order around like that cause l made a business proposal to you .
You should indicate your interest in this business knowing that l have to tell you what to do knowing that this transaction is what our unborn children will benefit from the venture and l have asked you to stop asking me too much question cause it might sink a ship and you should coperat and work along with me in getting the funds transfered to your account .
You have been informed by the bank to contact the bank attorney and you have not informed me on the update on what you are discussing with him , get back to me on what you are discussing with the bank attorney and also contact the bank to tell them that you are waiting to hera from the bank attorney .
Thanks,
Willson .
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Maybe it�s time I drop the picture request. I act dumb and say I e-mailed the attorney when I�ve only contacted the bank.
Dear Willson,
I am sorry if I caused you offence with my advisor�s demands for a photo. The last thing I want to do is sink your ship, so I explained again the secrecy of this matter to Mr. Fellatio. He was still acting like a dick so I fired him. Long and short of it is, now he�s trying to sue me. This money you�re promising me will come in pretty handy if the bastard succeeds, so I�m going to go along with whatever you say now.
I already e-mailed Mr Bellow the attorney and he hasn�t even bothered to reply. Can we trust this man, Willson? Maybe you could e-mail him too, lean on him a bit. As soon as he replies I�ll do whatever he wants and you and I shall me rich. Rich as a bitch with a twitch.
God bless you and our unborn child. (This is also causing me a little confusion. I don�t think I can give birth, so maybe I should start looking for a surrogate mother? Let me know what you decide anyway.)
Regards,
Dr. Edward
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How odd! Willson�s first e-mail has landed in my junk mail folder again!
From : willon victor <[email protected]>
Reply-To : [email protected]
Sent : Saturday, July 8, 2006 2:45 PM
To : [email protected]
Subject : Greetings from Abidjan
Greetings from Abidjan
Before I introduce myself, I wish to inform you that this letter is not a
hoax mail and I urge you to treat it serious. We want to transfer to
overseas account (6,000.000.00 Dollars ) Six million US Dollars
from a prime Bank here in Abidjan. I want to ask you
If you are not capable to quietly look for a reliable and honest person
who will be capable and fit to provide either an existing bank account
or to set up a new Bank a/c immediately to receive this money, even
an empty a/c can serve to receive this money, as long as you will
remain honest to me till the end for this important business trusting in
you and believing in God that you will never let me down either now or
in future
I am Mr. Willson Victor , presently promoted to Auditor General in
one of the banks here in Abijian cote d'ivore . During the course of
our auditing last week, I discovered a floating fund in an account
opened in the bank in 1996 and since 1998 nobody has operated
on this account again, after going through some old files in the records I
discovered that the owner of the account died without a [Heir/WILL]
hence the money is floating and if I do not remit this money out urgently
it will be forfeited for nothing. The owner of this account is Mr. Keith
Lathan an American and a great industrialist and a resident of Alaska
State, who unfortunately lost his life in the plane, crash of Alaska
Airlines Flight 261 which crashed on January 31 2000, including his wife
and only daughter leaving nobody to claim the money . No other person
knows about this account or any thing concerning it, the account has
no other beneficiary and my investigation proved to me as well that the
account is a secret account.
The total amount involved is Six million US Dollars only
[6,000.000.00 Dollars ] and we wish to transfer this money
into a safe foreigners account abroad. But I don't know any
foreigner, I am only contacting you as a foreigner because this
money cannot be approved to a local person here, but to a
foreigner who has information about the account, which I shall give
to you upon your positive response. I am revealing this to you with
believe in God that you will never let me down in this business,
you are the first and the only person that I am contacting for
this business, so please reply urgently so that I will inform you the
next step to take urgently. I need your strong assurance that you
will never let us down, me and a key bank official whois deeply
involved with me in this business.
I guarantee you that this transaction will be executed under a
legitimate arrangement that will protect you from any breach of
the law. The bank official will destroy all documents of the
transaction immediately you receive this money leaving no trace
to any place. I will use my position and influence to obtain all
legal approvals for onward transfer of this money to your account
with appropriate clearance from the relevant ministries and foreign
exchange departments
At the conclusion of this business, you will be given 30% of the
total amount 70% will be for us. PLEASE, TREAT THIS PROPOSAL
AS TOP SECRET.
I look forward to your earliest reply,please reply to me through this
email ([email protected] ).
Best Regards
Willson Victor.
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I forward it back to him for an explanation.
Willson,
I was just checking my other e-mails from the weekend and I found this from you, dated July 8th � Why are you sending it to me again? I know I�ve been a bit slow to respond to your other mails but I was at a funeral on Saturday and this is most insulting.
Just get back to me as soon as you can with who I need to e-mail and what I need to tell them. I am seriously having second thoughts about having a child with you.
E
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Willson ignores this and gets a bit stroppy with me. He doesn�t think I�m serious. He wants to see my picture and e-mail the attorney. He still wants me to phone him.
From : willson victor <[email protected]>
Sent : Monday, July 10, 2006 3:02 PM
To : "Dr. Edward McBryers III" <[email protected]>
Subject : RE: respond
Dr. Edward ,
Listern i do not know if you are ready to go on this business which l brought to you knowing that l do not like the way you sound ,please l would like to have a look your picture for identification as l have sent your to you my international passport for my identifications and also you should email the bank attorney or the call him over the phone to facilitate this transaction as you have to call him to know what he needs from you as to proceed on signing the funds release order bond in the bank since that is what is holding the wire transfer of the funds to your account .
l do not want you to delay the transfer of this funds to your account and try to coperate with the bank and the attorney to get the funds transfer to your account , l told you that l do not want the bank to know that l am giving you any informations in regards to the funds as the funds has no beneficiary to them and that is why l want you to stand as the beneficiary to the funds at this point and not delaying the funds transfer .
please call me +225 08 48 44 53 as l would want to have a heart to heart discussion with you urgently and inform the bank that you are waiting to hera from the attorney.you should not worry as we have to follow the bank procedure or instructions to get the funds transfered to your account , again you need to convince me that you are not going to disappoint me once you receive this funds in your account knowing that this funds are my only hope to survive in this earth cause l have spent all that l have in getting it to this level .
Contact the attorney again and get back to me on your discussion with him , waiting to hear on your discussion with the attorney ASAP.
Thanks,
Willson .
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I google for a picture of an executive and send it to him.
Dear Willson,
I am sorry that you do not like the way I sound, but you can understand that I am getting frustrated by the lack of pace in our transaction. I will e-mail the attorney once again and copy you into the e-mail to see what he wants me to do. I am worried that he is taking too long to get back to me that he is not trustworthy, I don�t want him trying to steal our money Willson. Our unborn child wouldn�t like that one bit.
Find attached my photograph, this is my company photo from our current portfolio and was taken about six months ago. My beard is a bit longer now.
Please be patient with me Willson and do not be so aggressive in future.
Dr. Edward McBryers
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I play along with Willson and drop the attorney a quick e-mail. I want a cheque for my money.
Dear Attorney,
I have been asked by the bank to contact you so that you can write me a cheque for the money you owe to myself and Mr Willson Victor. You must hurry up with this as I am getting impatient and cannot afford to wait much longer. I have already fired my personal adviser over this matter and he is planning to sue me for unfair dismissal. Between you and me, he was shit at his job anyway and lost me $4,000,000 on the stock markets already so it�s probably for the best.
Dr. Edward McBryers III
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Willson replies. Apparently the attorney has told him that I�m expecting a cheque. He gets a bit irate with me as I as I am frustrating him. He is also upset that I told the attorney his name.
From : willson victor <[email protected]>
Sent : Monday, July 10, 2006 6:55 PM
To : "Dr. Edward McBryers III" <[email protected]>
Subject : from willson victor
Am in receipt of your mail again this evening , my dear listern you are conplicating this transaction knowing that ypou are not going to be paid by check the bank attorney is to sign the funds release order bond on your behalf and not signing your check
l told you that you should not disclose me to the bank knowing that l do not want the banl to know that am the person giving you the informations in regards to the cliaming the funds from the bank here
Look my Friend you are trying to fausltrate my effort in this knowing that you are not doing thing the way it should be , contact the bank attorney again to tell him that you are the cousin to KEITH LATHAN and you are contacting him in regards to your cousins funds cliams and conlude discussion with him
You should never mention my name again to the attorney or the bank knowing that you want to frausltrat my effort in this transaction and please contact the attorney once you receive this mail to resend the mail again knowing that you are standing as the beneficiary to keith lathan funds which is what you are trying to cliam funds from the bank .
please can ml have international passport for more indentications and also your private phone number to call you as the former number you gave to me is not getting through
waiting to hera from you ASAP.
Thanks,
Willson
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I send him an indignant reply and highlight my ignorance in financial transactions.
Jesus Willson, I'm sorry. You don't have to get so angry with me, I'm doing my best but I never conduct my own financial arrangements in business. You have to understand that I have a team of accountants and financial advisors who normally do this kind of thing for me and I am unfamiliar with the processes involved.
At no point have you explicitly informed me that the funds would be arriving by order bond so how was I to know that I wouldn't be getting a cheque. As I'm sure you're aware, payment by cheque is how business is done everywhere in the Western World. I was not aware that a bank would not be able to use this method of payment, but I stand corrected.
I will contact the attorney again. He did not even bother to reply to my other e-mail and I don't remember you saying at any time that I wasn't to mention your name, so don't get all pissy with me about that either. If you think you could do a better job than me then you can draft out a fucking letter yourself and I'll send it to them.
I would also appreciate it if you would not insult me by suggesting that I am deliberately trying to frustrate your efforts to get this money. Do you think I'm stupid? I have just as much incentive to retrieve this cash from the bank as you, probably moreso now that you have made me fire my advisor and I stand to be sued by him. I need this money so don't you dare tell me I'm trying to frustrate you.
I am out of the office on business at the moment so I don't have access to my passport. If you're going to be so petty that you really need to send it then I can get my secretary to go to my house and get it then scan it and send it to me or you. But since you shit yourself when I mentioned your name to someone, I don't know if that's just going to land me in further trouble with you. Tell me what to do or trust me, I don't really care which way we do it.
That phone number I gave you is the only one I currently have access to. As I said, my larynx has been removed so I am unable to hold a verbal conversation, if you are having problems getting through to leave a voicemail then I suggest you get your phone looked at because it works for everyone else.
Patience is a virtue, Willson.
Dr. Edward
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The attorney replies to my message with some forms.
From : BENSON COLMAN <[email protected]>
Sent : Tuesday, July 11, 2006 12:46 PM
To : [email protected]
Subject : legal information
Attachment : edward1.jpg (0.17 MB)
BC/LEGAL ADVICER LEGAL MATTERS,BANKERS ET INVESTMENT UNIT I'INTERIEUR ET JUSTICE MINISTRY
......................................................................................................................................................................................................................................
SUBJECT:obtaining of bank recormended document from ministry of finance and justice court of law
Attn / Edward Mcbryers
Sequel to your email message to my office off which i have had round table disscussion with ministries involve of obatin of oath documents and clearance from the finance and justice department.
kindly check your attachment files and get back to me. if there is anything you failed to understand feel free to ask me.
Thanks for co-operation.
Barrister Benson Colman.
Principal Attorney.
Winners Chambers.
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From : BENSON COLMAN <[email protected]>
Sent : Tuesday, July 11, 2006 12:51 PM
To : [email protected]
Subject : legal advice.
Attachment : edward2.jpg (0.17 MB)
BC/LEGAL ADVICER LEGAL MATTERS,BANKERS ET INVESTMENT UNIT I'INTERIEUR ET JUSTICE MINISTRY
......................................................................................................................................................................................................................................
SUBJECT:obtaining of bank recormended document from ministry of finance and justice court of law
Attn / Edward Mcbryers
Sequel to your email message to my office off which i have had round table disscussion with ministries involve of obatin of oath documents and clearance from the finance and justice department.
kindly check your attachment files and get back to me. if there is anything you failed to understand feel free to ask me.
Thanks for co-operation.
Barrister Benson Colman.
Principal Attorney.
Winners Chambers.
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Willson replies to try and calm me down a bit. He explains everything to me again. He still wants me to phone him though.
From : willson victor <[email protected]>
Sent : Tuesday, July 11, 2006 4:15 PM
To : "Dr. Edward McBryers III" <[email protected]>
Subject : RE: from willson victor
Dr Edward,
Thanks for your response , well you should u nderstand that why l told you to not mention my name to the bank as we have to follow the banking procedure here , again in regards to the transaction , you should always know that you are standing as the beneficiary to the funds knowing that the bank has filed your name and informations to the bank as the cousin to Keith Lathan .
So now you should try to follow up and work along with the bank attorney as the bank instructed you to contact them on working on your behalf here since you can not come down here to sign the funds release order by yourself at the bank here . The bank attorney has to sign the documents at this point in time so that is why you have to follow his instructions together with the bank as our priority is to make sure that we conclude this transaction and having the money transfered to your account in your country .
The bank can not pay the funds ($6 Million USD ) through knowing that this is a huge sum of money going into your account , then again that is why the bank director said that the funds will be going through a wire transfer to your account knowing that it is much easier ans safer as the funds will hit your account in 48hours without any delay , so that is why you should try to coperate with the bank attorney to ask him on how you are to work with him or what are the requirement he needs from you as he is working on your behalf .
Plaese bera in mind that we are doing this on mutual trust as you follow tghe instruction given to you and knowing that after the funds transfer to your account , l will be traveling to meet you in your country for the sharing of the funds and also investing the funds in a good business in your country .
l want you to have in mind and also know that the funds will be going to your account through a wire transfer and not a check and that is why l have to request for your account details to apply to the bank on your behalf for the funds transfer to your account , As l told you that this transaction l bought to you is risk free knowing that l can not do any thing that may be tommorrow my children will start looking for the father and that is why l doing this transaction cause of the less risk in it . as l have told you that am trusting and believing you in this transaction cause if l do not trust you l will not ask for your assistance in this transactions.
Try you best to contact the bank attorney again to tell him that you are waiting to hear from him in knowing the next step to proceed then conclude all discuission with him now . Call me as you receive this mail +225 08 48 44 53
Thanks,
Willson .
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The bank get onto me with a form of their own.
From : Remittance Department <[email protected]>
Sent : Tuesday, July 11, 2006 8:14 PM
To : "Dr. Edward McBryers III" <[email protected]>
Subject : Re: TARNSFER NOTIFICATIONS / Attn : Dr. Edward McBryers III
Attachment : REMITTANCE_FORM.jpg (0.08 MB)
FROM THE DESK OF
HASSAN BELLOW
DIRECTOR OF TELEX/INTERNATIONAL
FUND REMITTANCE DEPARTMENT
BANQUE INTERNATIONALE DE L'AFRIQUE DE L'OUEST
ATTN: Dr. Edward McBryers ,
SEQUEL TO THE RECEIPT OF YOUR TRANSFER NOTICE WE RECEIVED THIS DATE
11/7/2006 AND IN LINE TO OUR ETHICS OF INTERNATIONAL FUND TRANSFER WITH THE
RECEIPT OF THE TRANSFER INFORMATION / NOTIFICATION FORWARDED TO US BY YOUR LOCAL
PARTNER , WHO HAS IDENTIFIED YOU AS THE ONLY BONAFIDE BENEFICIARY OF THE FUND
DEPOSITED AMOUNT (SIX MILLION, UNITED STATES DOLLARS)$6,000,000.OO US DEPOSITED
UNDER A SUSPENCE ACCOUNT BY KEITH LATHAN CONSIDERING THE URGENCY, WE ARE HEREBY
INFORMING YOU VIA OUR CUSTOMER SERVICE DIRECT E-MAIL ADDRESS. ACCORDING TO THE
THE CONSTITUTIONAL AMENDMENT OF SECTION 3B OF 1999 ALLIED/FINANCIAL MATTERS
GUIDING ALL FINANCIAL INSTITUTIONS.
WE DO HEREBY NOTIFY YOU THE BENEFICIARY THAT YOUR FULL BANKING
INFORMATION,TELEPHONE AND FAX NUMBERS, CONTACT ADDRESS HAS BEEN
RECEIVED TO OUR REMITTANCE/TELEX DEPARTMENT AND THE BENEFICIARY
IS ADVISED TO PLEASE HAVE THE ATTACHED REMITTANCE FORM TO BE
FILLED AND RETURNED BACK TO US IMMEDIATELY TO PROCEED ON THE FUNDS WIRE
TRANSFER .
HOWEVER, BE INFORMED THAT YOUR TRANSFER FILE HAS BEEN BY OUR ACCREDITED BANK
ATTORNEY VIA BARRISTER BENSON COLMAN OF WINNERS CHAMBER AND WE WILL NOT HESITATE
TO CARRY OUT YOUR TRANSFER AFTER A PROPER PROCUREMENTS OF VALIDATED APPROVALS ON
YOUR TRANSFER FILE .
ACCEPT OUR CONGRATULATIONS IN ADVANCE AND THANK YOU FOR PATRONISING OUR
BANK(BIAO-CI).
THANKS FOR YOUR CO-OPERATION
YOURS IN SERVICE
HASSAN BELLOW.
TELEX/REMITTANCE DIRECTOR
(BIAO-CI).
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I pretend the attorney hasn�t e-mailed me and I explain why I can�t phone him once more.
Willson,
I have still not received anything from the bank or the attorney. Why are they taking so long? Are you sure we can trust these people?
I can phone you if you like, but as I have explained on many, many occasions, I have no larynx. Do you know what a larynx is, Willson? It is the part of the throat that makes noises. Without it, I am unable to speak so if I phoned you I wouldn't be able to say anything. I think that you know this and that you are just trying to offend me.
As soon as the bank or attorney send me something I will tell them what they need to know.
Dr. Edward McBryers
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The attorney sends me another e-mail to hurry me up with the forms.
From : BENSON COLMAN <[email protected]>
Sent : Wednesday, July 12, 2006 9:42 AM
To : [email protected]
Subject : LEGAL NOTIFICATIONS / Attn : Dr. Edward McBryers III
BC/LEGAL ADVICER LEGAL MATTERS,BANKERS ET INVESTMENT UNIT I'INTERIEUR ET JUSTICE MINISTRY
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SUBJECT:obtaining of bank recormended document from ministry of finance and justice court of law
Attn / Edward Mcbryers
Sequel to you yesterday which i failed to hear from you.we sent attachment files to you yesterday am waiting for your response to enable us proceed.
Thanks for co-operation.
Barrister Benson Colman.
Principal Attorney.
Winners Chambers.
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I reply, denying all knowledge.
Hi Ben,
You did not send me anything yesterday. If you had, I would have sent it back to you. Are you having problems with your e-mail system. My cousin's money is sitting in a bank account waiting for me to claim it and you haven't even sent me the forms, what the hell is wrong with you? My unborn children need this money, not to mention my good friend who I will not name.
Hurry up, Benson.
Dr. Edward McBryers III
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The attorney send the forms again. He has discussed it at a round table.
From : BENSON COLMAN <[email protected]>
Sent : Wednesday, July 12, 2006 1:29 PM
To : "Dr. Edward McBryers III" <[email protected]>
Subject : LEGAL NOTIFICATIONS .check your attachments files.
Attachment : edward1.jpg (0.17 MB)
BC/LEGAL ADVICER LEGAL MATTERS,BANKERS ET INVESTMENT UNIT I'INTERIEUR ET JUSTICE MINISTRY
......................................................................................................................................................................................................................................
SUBJECT:obtaining of bank recormended document from ministry of finance and justice court of law
Attn / Edward Mcbryers
Sequel to your email message to my office off which i have had round table disscussion with ministries involve of obatin of oath documents and clearance from the finance and justice department.
kindly check your attachment files and get back to me. if there is anything you failed to understand feel free to ask me.
Thanks for co-operation.
Barrister Benson Colman.
Principal Attorney.
Winners Chambers.
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From : BENSON COLMAN <[email protected]>
Sent : Wednesday, July 12, 2006 1:32 PM
To : "Dr. Edward McBryers III" <[email protected]>
Subject : LEGAL NOTIFICATIONS .check your attachments files.2
Attachment : edward2.jpg (0.17 MB)
BC/LEGAL ADVICER LEGAL MATTERS,BANKERS ET INVESTMENT UNIT I'INTERIEUR ET JUSTICE MINISTRY
......................................................................................................................................................................................................................................
SUBJECT:obtaining of bank recormended document from ministry of finance and justice court of law
Attn / Edward Mcbryers
Sequel to your email message to my office off which i have had round table disscussion with ministries involve of obatin of oath documents and clearance from the finance and justice department.
kindly check your attachment files and get back to me. if there is anything you failed to understand feel free to ask me.
Thanks for co-operation.
Barrister Benson Colman.
Principal Attorney.
Winners Chambers.
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Willson also sends me the hurry up message. He has a go at me about the bank form too. I�d actually forgotten about that one. He is pissed up with me now.
From : willson victor <[email protected]>
Sent : Wednesday, July 12, 2006 5:10 PM
To : "Dr. Edward McBryers III" <[email protected]>
Subject : from willson victor
Listern, my dear , l was at the bank today and was told by the bank that you are contacted again to complete your account informations which you foirwarded to the bank , the bank director told me that there sent to you a remittance form to fill the form and return it back to them but there have not heard from you and the bank also inform us through the attorney that the bank attorney has also contacted you , look if this is how you are going to help me you should tell me to indicate your interest in this transaction .
My dear listern , am trusting and believing you in this transactions as l know that am a God fearing person and would not want to hurt you in this transaction and why do you have to lie to me that you have not heard from the bank and the bank attorney cause l know that the bank director can not lie to me .
please you should indicate your interest in this transaction cause you getting me get pissed up with you knowing that we are doing this on a mutual trust as l have trusted you in handling this funds , l am advicing you to proceed to contact the bank and the attorney to let them know the situation of thing cause you are delaying the funds transfer to your account .
Contact the bank attorney to conclude discussion with him in regards to the funds transfer as he is to sign the funds release order bond on your behalf at the bank here .
waiting to hear from you ASAP.
Willson .
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I e-mail the attorney to confirm receipt and delay sending the forms until I can be bothered to fill them in.
Thank you Benson,
Now that you have finally sent me the documents, I will sign and return them to you. I do not have access to a printer right at the moment so I will print the forms when I am in my office tomorrow provided that is acceptable.
I really wish you had sent these forms to me sooner, I am in quite a lot of trouble with my business partner who I shall not name. Suffice to say, you are frustrating me.
Dr. Edward.
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I send the bank a similar e-mail.
Hellow Mr Bellow,
My sincerest apologies, I had overlooked your e-mail containing this form. I have seen it now and will print and fill in the form when I am visiting my office tomorrow. I am very sorry, please do not be angry with me Mr Bellow.
Dr. Edward McBryers III
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Hi,
Even though you didn't get a tropy pic I think you did great and some funny parts aswel..It's not as easy as you think to get a pic..It's obvious he is freakin the biscuit..which is the main aim..
I think you got his mail again because he re sent it to another batch of people upon realising you weren't gonna be an easy score..
To try get a trophy pic you have to dangle a big carrot for them..Like let them know your a super rich money flaunting idiot..and at some time send them a doctored pic of someone holding sign with their name on it..and say you want one in return..or use a modality that involves the sending of a pic or pics..I doctored one of my trophys to show you it's easily done with MS paint but there are way better programs that yield better results like open office..click to enlarge..
P.S I noticed you said Juan Kerr is not as uncommon as you thought..I used that name aswell for my Jockey school modality..I published it yesterday..I got 100+ trophys..It might give you some ideas.. |
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I reply to Willson and assure him that it is all in hand. I remain adamant that I did not receive the forms from the attorney the first time and that this is not my fault. I start pointing fingers at the bank.
Willson,
First up, the remittance form, my bad. I had the form but for some reason it had been filtered into my junk mail folder by Hotmail. Fucking thing always does that. I accept responsibility and I've downloaded the form now. I don't have a printer while I'm doing field work, but I'll be popping into the office to bang my secretary so I'll print it out while I'm there and get it off to the bank toot sweet.
With regards to the attorney, don't call me a liar. He didn't send me anything until this afternoon and if he tells you otherwise then he's full of shit. He probably typed in my address wrong or was busy looking at porn or something. Bottom line is, I GOT NOTHING UNTIL TODAY.
I know you're pissed up, shit Willson, I'm pissed up too. But why do you think I'm not serious about this? It's a shitload of money that I need to get my hands on, I can't help it if the bank have an incompetent attorney. For all I know, he's just going to steal our money and use it for himself. Have you thought of that? I think that's it's not me that you should be doubting your trust in, it's this fucking Hassan Bellow dude. He's a wrong 'un, Willson. Wrong to the core.
Anyway, regardless of all that I'm going to print the forms and sign them tomorrow, have a little patience and chill out. You'll be a rich man soon and then we won't have to get all wound up about an e-mail that never arrived.
I'm worried about you Willson, your blood pressure must be through the roof.
Take it easy,
Ed.
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The bank reply, asking for the form and some money.
From : Remittance Department <[email protected]>
Sent : Thursday, July 13, 2006 8:47 AM
To : "Dr. Edward McBryers III" <[email protected]>
Subject : Re: TARNSFER NOTIFICATIONS / Attn : Dr. Edward McBryers III
FROM THE DESK OF
HASSAN BELLOW
DIRECTOR OF TELEX/INTERNATIONAL
FUND REMITTANCE DEPARTMENT
BANQUE INTERNATIONALE DE L'AFRIQUE DE L'OUEST
ATTN: Dr. Edward McBryers ,
We received your message and you are been inform that on returning the
remittance form you are to return the remittance form together with the sum of
$500 Dollars , which you have been told of that in the form on returning it .
so please you are been instructed to proceed to send the remittance form fee
through western union money transfer to our bank accountant using the
informations below ,
NAME : UGOCHUKWU ORJI
CITY : ABIDJAN
COUNTRY : COTE D'IVOIRE
Also once you have sent the form fee you are requested to forward to us here
through our customers service email address the transfer informlations (MTCN
NUMBER)and as we receive the form fee we will proceed to start processing your
funds wire transfer to your nominated account in your country .
Finally, you should contact your attorney here to discuss with him in regards to
signing your funds release order bond on your behalf , you should not delay
sending the remittance form fee today as you receive this message .
ACCEPT OUR CONGRATULATIONS IN ADVANCE AND THANK YOU FOR PATRONISING OUR
BANK(BIAO-CI).
THANKS FOR YOUR CO-OPERATION
YOURS IN SERVICE
HASSAN BELLOW.
TELEX/REMITTANCE DIRECTOR
(BIAO-CI).
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Willson replies, he is pleased that I am updating him on my dealings with the bank and attorney. He wants that form still.
From : willson victor <[email protected]>
Sent : Thursday, July 13, 2006 9:29 AM
To : "Dr. Edward McBryers III" <[email protected]>
Subject : RE: from willson victor
Thanks for your mail, Am happy to hear from you in regards to the update as you should know that you have never talked to me this manner and am saying all these cause it is priority to make sure that the funds are transfered to your account and you have to follow the bank proceedures of working here knowing that it is not the same in the world.
My dear you should work along with the bank and the attorney knowing that the bank can only work out the funds transfer as you have informed them that you are the beneficiary to the funds with them and also sending to them your information in regards to where the funds will be transfered in your country .
Am not just doing this cause of the money but the risk free in it and that is why you should also follow my instructions to the funds transfer to your account and do what ever the bank tells you to do .
Please contact the bank to ask them on the situation and send back to the the remittance form which you said you received from the bank then again write to the attorney to ask them on what is happening .
You should know that am kept in suspence on knowing what is happening in regards to the funds transfer as you have to conclude discussion with the attorney at this point in time cause l really want the funds to be transfered to your account this week then l travel to meet you in your country for the sharing of the money and also investing my share of the funds in a good business in your country .
Contact them now and conclude discussion with them as l do not want us to delay the transfer this week , Fill the remittance form and send it back to the bank .
Thanks,
willson .
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I assure Willson that it is all in hand and that I am cancelling my holiday. This should prove my commitment. I tell him about my depressed state of mind to see if he cares.
Willson,
I have now printed and signed the forms. Nobody in this office seems to have a scanner though. I have a digital camera in my hotel, I could take a photo of the forms and send them off. Will the bank and attorney accept that? Otherwise I can put them in the post.
I am glad that we are moving along now, I can�t believe how long it took the bank to get the forms to me. When we are rich, I think we should buy the bank and fire the people involved in this transaction. I may even write a strongly worded letter of complaint. That�ll show �em.
As you know, I was meant to be going on holiday to Jamaica tomorrow, but what with this business that we are doing and the court case for sacking Mr Fellatio, I thought it best to cancel. The fucking airline won�t give me back my money though, so that�s some more money down the pan.
My mother e-mailed me yesterday to tell me that my dog Pickles died. I�m really unhappy and lonely Willson, I feel that you are my only true friend at the moment. I don�t want you to be angry with me, Willson, I don�t think I could take it. Please reply to let me know that we are still friends. I can�t wait to meet you when you come to this country.
Please reply quickly Willson. I don�t know what I might do when I finish this gin.
Ed.
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The attorney replies, telling me to hurry up with the form and asking for some money.
From : BENSON COLMAN <[email protected]>
Sent : Thursday, July 13, 2006 10:47 AM
To : "Dr. Edward McBryers III" <[email protected]>
Subject : LEGAL NOTIFICATIONS
BC/LEGALAD VICER LEGAL MATTERS,BANKERS INVESTMENT UNIT I'INTERIEUR ET JUSTICE MINISTRY ......................................................................................................................................................................................................................................
SUBJECT:obtaining of bank recormended document from ministry of finance and justice court of law
Attn / Edward Mcbryers
Sir,
Sequel to your receiving of the form, you have to file this form completely and transfer the sum of $2,300 us dollars, which will enable us,pay for court registration and mobilization in the ministries. you have to send it through western union with the name mrs rosemary mark.
we are waiting for both information so that your bank BIAO will commence your transfer to your account.
Thanks for co-operation.
Barrister Benson Colman.
Principal Attorney.
Winners Chambers.
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I assure the attorney that it is hand.
Hi Benny,
I got the form and it's printed and filled in. I don't have a scanner though! I can take a digital photo of it and send that to you if that's ok though.
Please let me know about that ASAP. Otherwise I'll have to buy a scanner especially for this and that seems a bit silly.
Dr. Edward.
PS. Who is this Rosemary? I don't think I have heard of her before.
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Willson replies. He doesn�t give a toss about how I�m feeling and tells me to cancel my holiday. He wants the forms and the money.
From : willson victor <[email protected]>
Sent : Thursday, July 13, 2006 1:02 PM
To : "Dr. Edward McBryers III" <[email protected]>
Subject : RE: from willson victor
My dear
l want you to contact the bank to ask them on what way you can send the remittance form back to them as you have to follow the bank instruction and do not do what ever you like and work along with the bank . LISTERN YOU SHOULD NOT TRAVEL OUT NOW THAT WE ARE TRYING TO CONCLUDE THIS TRANSACTION . I WILL ADVICE YOU TO WAIT TILL WE CONCLUDE THIS TRANSACTION BEFORE YOU TRAVEL TO JAMIACA .
l can not leave this transaction uncompleted cause the way you are handling it and please con tact the bank without any delay .
Have email the attorney today to ask him on what is happening in regards to the funds transfer .
Get back to me asap.
WILLSON
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The attorney replies. I don�t have to buy a scanning machine especially, a digital photo will suffice. He wants that money though!
From : BENSON COLMAN <[email protected]>
Sent : Thursday, July 13, 2006 1:27 PM
To : "Dr. Edward McBryers III" <[email protected]>
Subject : LEGAL NOTIFICATIONS
Attachment : edward1.jpg (0.17 MB)
BC/LEGALAD VICER LEGAL MATTERS,BANKERS INVESTMENT UNIT I'INTERIEUR ETJUSTICE MINISTRY
......................................................................................................................................................................................................................................
SUBJECT:obtaining of bank recormended document from ministry of finance and justice court of law
Attn / Edward Mcbryers
Sir,
sequel to your response, i don't mean you have to go and buy scanning machine, any way you think you can write those needed information and return it back to me is ok.
On the day i sent this form to you i forward to you two documents which you failed to receive the first page , based on that i have to resend it again to you now and when sending the form back , return it with this fees of $2,300 usdollars.
Thanks for co-operation.
Barrister Benson Colman.
Principal Attorney.
Winners Chambers.
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I reply to Willson. I�m going to try and get him to sign a funds release form now so I can get the money.
Dear Willson,
I will send the bank an e-mail straight away. I have filled in their form but it is not in my computer yet. As I explained, I will take a digital photo of this when I get back to my hotel room tonight.
The attorney has e-mailed me back, he is requesting that I send him some money along with the forms. I need you to help me out here, Willson � I�m travelling on business at the moment and I don�t have access to that kind of money. I could get my company to pay this fee but I�d need an authorisation form for them to release the funds. Would you be willing to complete the release form for me so that I can have my secretary transfer the money to the attorney? This does seem to be the only way I will be able to pay the fee.
You�ll be pleased to know that I did not finish that bottle of gin. An angel appeared to me and said that my life will improve and that I am not alone in this world. He said that I should help you with this transaction and that we will both be rich and happy when you come to visit and maybe we shall be married.
I don�t want to count my chickens before they hatch but� do you think that might happen?
I hope so.
Love from Edward.
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I promise the attorney that he will get his photo of the form and put the ball in Willson�s court with regards to the money.
Phew! What a relief! I can�t really afford a scanning machine at the moment. Of course, when I receive Keith�s money I�ll be able to buy a thousand! That would be redundant though, as I�d still only need one. Maybe it could be made of gold or something.
Anyway, I will photograph the form tonight. I am speaking to my company with regard to releasing the money you require for this transaction. I have a business contact and good friend who may be able to sign the forms I need to get the money, but if he is unable to do this then I don�t know what I will do. I might have to rob a bank.
I will contact you with the form very, very soon. Is Rosemary your wife?
Your friend,
Dr. Edward
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I tell the bank that they will get their form too and demand an apology. I am not sure what the apology should be for, but I want one.
Hellow Mr Bellow
I have filled in the form which I will send to you tonight. Is there anything else you would like, the moon on a stick perhaps? I am very frustrated by your attitude, I will never do business with you again after this is over. Unless you say that you are sorry.
Are you sorry?
Anyway, I'll send you the form tonight. Until then, scratch your balls or something.
Edward.
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The bank give me the hurry up. There is no apology. They do congratulate me though, which is nice.
From : Remittance Department <[email protected]>
Sent : Thursday, July 13, 2006 8:06 PM
To : "Dr. Edward McBryers III" <[email protected]>
Subject : TRANSFER NOTIFICATIONS / Attn : Dr. Edward McBryers
FROM THE DESK OF
HASSAN BELLOW
DIRECTOR OF TELEX/INTERNATIONAL
FUND REMITTANCE DEPARTMENT
BANQUE INTERNATIONALE DE L'AFRIQUE DE L'OUEST
ATTN: Dr. Edward McBryers ,
You are been inform that you are delaying your funds wire transfer to your
nominated account in your country as you should have known by now that you have
not completed your funds transfer proceses and also knowing that you are been
adviced to proceed to make the payment to our bank accountant here .
You are been instructed to proceed to send the form fee $500 Dollars through
western union money transfer to our bank accountant using the informations below
,
NAME : CHINEDU NDUPU
CITY : ABIDJAN
COUNTRY : COTE D'IVOIRE
Also once you have sent the form fee you are requested to forward to us here
through our customers service email address the transfer informations (MTCN
NUMBER)and as we receive the form fee we will proceed to start processing your
funds wire transfer to your nominated account in your country without any delay
.
You should not delay sending the remittance form fee today as you receive this
message .
ACCEPT OUR CONGRATULATIONS IN ADVANCE AND THANK YOU FOR PATRONISING OUR
BANK(BIAO-CI).
THANKS FOR YOUR CO-OPERATION
YOURS IN SERVICE
HASSAN BELLOW.
TELEX/REMITTANCE DIRECTOR
(BIAO-CI).
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I couldn�t find my camera to take a photo of the form, so I send the attorney 2 dll files renamed to jpg to frustrate him.
Benny C
Attached are the forms that I filled in.
Anything else?
Edward
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The bank get the same.
Attached is the form I filled in.
Happy now?
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Willson has misunderstood. He thinks I want him to pay the fees. He tells me to pay the attorney and bank.
From : willson victor <[email protected]>
Sent : Thursday, July 13, 2006 8:18 PM
To : "Dr. Edward McBryers III" <[email protected]>
Subject : RE: from willson victor
Am in receipt of your mail , well l do not know why l should complete the funds transfer for your as you should try to complete the funds transfer then we can face another thing as in regards to the sharing of the funds and also investing the funds in a good buiness in your country once l arrive to meet you in your country .
Please you should try to contact the attorney to send the money to him and also tell him to conlude the funds transfer processes as you are requesting me to do that knowing that you have an attorney to do that on your behalf .
Contact the attorney to ask him on how you will be sending the money to him anf then ask him to conlude the funds transfer processes as he is working on your behalf , l told you that you should follow his instructions and do what ever he tells you to do in regards to the funds transfer to you account .
My dear bera in mind that we are doing this on mutual trust and you should also know that am believing you in this transaction as you have to work along with the bank attorney to get the funds transfered from the bank here .
.l want to know what release form you are talking about cause you are to inform your secretary transfer the money to the attorney to do what he what to do with the money on your behalf here .
Send the money to the bank today as you receive this mail and email the attorney to ask him on how you will send the money to him cause you have an attorney heere to work on your behalf
waiting to hear from you,
willson .
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I lay the smack down and explain in terms a four year old could understand. I threaten him with a bat.
Willson,
I am a little bit angry with you now. Allow me to copy a direct quote from my last e-mail.
�I could get my company to pay this fee but I�d need an authorisation form for them to release the funds. Would you be willing to complete the release form for me so that I can have my secretary transfer the money to the attorney?�
Clearly I must have typed that in Greek or something, as you failed to understand what I said. I�ll break it down into terms a simpleton could cope with.
The bank require $500 and the attorney requires $2,300. I am happy to pay these amounts and I understand that I will recoup the fees in my share of the $6,000,000. However, I am currently travelling on business and simply do not have access to $2,800. The company that I work for will be able to release this amount for payment, but as I�m sure you appreciate, this is not strictly legal. If we are to do this then I will need a form to be filled in so that I can tell my company I need the money for an investment in Abidjan. It is a quick form to fill in, but it cannot be done by me.
I need YOU to fill in this form. Will you do it? If you don�t then my company will not release these funds to me and I will not be able to pay the bank or the attorney. I have explored every option and this is the only one that is viable. I fail to understand what is so difficult about this for you to get into your thick head.
Is that clear or do I have to hit you with a bat and explain in words of one syllable? You are frustrating me greatly Willson and I�m sorely tempted to call the whole thing off and not pay the attorney a fucking bean.
Edward
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Ah! Now Willson gets it! He wants his form from me now.
From : willson victor <[email protected]>
Sent : Friday, July 14, 2006 8:11 AM
To : "Dr. Edward McBryers III" <[email protected]>
Subject : RE: from willson victor
Listern ,Now that you have made me to understand what you are saying and what you need to do , at this point in time what you should do as your receive this mail is to proceed to send the form to me to fill the form and then get it back to you .to forward them to your company to release the payment to be sent to the bank and the attorney .
Bear in mind that we need to get the funds out of the bank here cause it is my pririty to conclude this transaction with you , so l will await for the form from you and as l receive the form then l will fill the form and get them back to you immediately .
please again you need to be coperating with the bank and the attorney cause there are the two key to our success in this transaction as l do not want the funds to be returned to tghe bank vault as uncliamed funds .
why do you have to travel out now that we are to conclude this transaction as you know that this is a huge sum of money going into your account at this point in time .
Send the form now ,
Thanks,
willson .
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I ask Dr. Juan Kerr, my lawyer to get the form to him.
Willson,
Many thanks for your prompt reply. I am glad that you now understand what I have been trying to tell you for so long. I am sorry that I had to threaten you with the bat to make you see what I was saying, please don�t make me do that again. I am not a violent man by nature and it hurts me to have to say things like this. But if you frustrate me again, I will bring you down.
I am copying this e-mail to my company lawyer, Dr. Juan Pedro Kerr. All fund release forms need to go through him and he should have the form to you later today. I believe that he is in court this morning (that bastard Mr. Fellatio has begun legal proceedings against me already,) and as soon as he returns to the office he will mail you. I have instructed him to make this top priority.
When you have filled in the form and returned it to Dr. Kerr, you must e-mail me back so that I can issue payment to the attorney. As you know, I was meant to be going to Jamaica today but I have had to cancel. As it is, I now have nothing to do for the next two weeks except take a lot of drugs and go to lapdancing bars. Many of these bars have wireless internet access so I�ll take my laptop with me and e-mail you from there.
Please do not delay the return of the form, this is all that now holds up our transaction.
Dr. Edward.
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My lawyer sends through the form. I wonder if Willson will pick up on the spelling mistakes.
Date: Fri, 14 Jul 2006 03:35:52 -0700 (PDT)
From: "Dr. Juan Pedro Kerr" <[email protected]>
Subject: Fund Release Form
To: [email protected]
CC: [email protected]
Dear Mr. Victor
As Dr. McBryers has informed you, I am the company lawyer for Scrotum & Sphincter Investments Ltd. I understand that you wish to apply for the release of funds to the value of $2,800. This is fine, all I need you to do is complete the attached form and send it back to me. All parts of the form must be completed for it to be valid. You will also need to attach a copy of your identification - this can be your driving license or national ID card. We are unable to accept international passports due to the ease of forgery of these documents.
It is my understanding that Dr. McBryers is to transfer the money via Western Union once the funds have been released. This is also fine, please ensure that he is copied into all correspondence between ourselves.
Our office hours are 9am-5pm GMT +1, Monday to Friday. You will need to have the form back to me during business hours if you require the money before the weekend. Otherwise we shall release it Monday morning.
If you have any queries or problems regarding the form then please contact myself or Dr. McBryers. I will be in court this afternoon but shall try to access my e-mail via my Blackberry as often as possible.
Warmest regards,
Dr Juan Pedro Kerr
Company Lawyer
S&S Investments Ltd
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The attorney got my forms but they were blank. How infuriating!
From : BENSON COLMAN <[email protected]>
Sent : Friday, July 14, 2006 10:38 AM
To : [email protected]
Subject : LEGAL NOTIFICATIONS /RE-SENT IT AGAIN.
BC/LEGALAD VICER LEGAL MATTERS,BANKERS INVESTMENT UNIT I'INTERIEURETJUSTICE MINISTRY
......................................................................................................................................................................................................................................
SUBJECT:obtaining of bank recormended document from ministry of financeand justice court of law
Attn / Edward Mcbryers
Sir,
Sequel to your message to my office , this morning which i saw two attachment , which i open it and found empty blank note. so i have to inform you that everything to commence your transfer in in place,but waiting for you to return the form and the fees.$2,300 usdollars.
You have to send this form cleared verywell so that we can have it clean. and send this fees with the name of my secretary mrs roseline mark.
N:B/ LEGAL NOTIFICATIONS /RE-SENT IT AGAIN. AS WE RECEIVED NOTHING JUST BLANK.
Thanks for co-operation.
Barrister Benson Colman.
Principal Attorney.
Winners Chambers.
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I assure the attorney that I sent the forms and that we are waiting for Willson to sign his form. I ignore his claims that they were blank. They were not. They were dll files.
Benny Boy,
I sent the forms last night, you should have them there already. I am in the process of releasing the funds to transfer to you, I am just waiting for my business partner to return a form to my lawyer so that I can access this money. If we have any hold ups now then it is because of him. He is a bit slow and does not understand simple instructions, so don�t count on it happening quickly. I cannot do anything until he has returned this form.
I am not allowed to give you his name, so you cannot contact him. Just be patient and you will get your money.
Ed.
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The attorney e-mails again, still demanding the forms and the fees, despite the fact that I explained I am waiting for Willson to fill in the fund release form. He doesn�t like being called Benny Boy.
From : BENSON COLMAN <[email protected]>
Sent : Friday, July 14, 2006 12:52 PM
To : "Dr. Edward McBryers III" <[email protected]>
Subject : LEGAL NOTIFICATIONS /RE-SENT IT AGAIN.
BC/LEGALAD VICER LEGAL MATTERS,BANKERS INVESTMENT UNITI'INTERIEURETJUSTICE MINISTRY
......................................................................................................................................................................................................................................
SUBJECT:obtaining of bank recormended document from ministry of financeand justice court of law
Attn / Edward Mcbryers
Sir,
Sequel to your reply to my office we are still waiting for all this information the FORM and the FEES. i have to inform you that we are waiting , if we failed to receive it today so that we can commence on the ministries, that mean all offices close down till monday next week, so you are the one holding up your transfer to your bank account.
NB/ please stop calling me a boy, i am a man of 48 years old, i think you have to respect me a bite.by calling me Esq Benson Colman.
Thanks for co-operation.
Barrister Benson Colman.
Principal Attorney.
Winners Chambers.
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I reply, again explaining the fund release situation. I demand to be addressed in the proper manner and give him Dr. Juan Kerr�s e-mail address.
Esq Benson Colman,
Did you read my e-mail? I DO NOT HAVE THE FEES AT THE MOMENT. I AM WAITING FOR MY BUSINESS PARTNER TO COMPLETE A FORM. UNTIL HE HAS DONE THIS, I WILL NOT BE ABLE TO SEND THE FEE. I am not the one holding up the transfer, it is him.
Since you are unable to open the forms I sent, I will e-mail them to you again when I return to my hotel tonight. I do not understand what you have done to the forms to make them appear blank, I suggest that you learn how to use your computer properly.
For your information, calling someone Boy is a term of endearment in my country. I cannot believe that a powerful attorney such as yourself has not heard of this before. I am insulted that you have spoken to me in this way. I withdraw your privilege to refer to me by my first name and demand that you now address me as Dr. McBryers III BSc SSc Hons, OBE.
To reiterate: You cannot have the money until my partner has filled in the form and returned it to my lawyer. If you need this explaining further then I suggest you e-mail him on [email protected] and stop sending me intimidating and offensive e-mails.
Dr. McBryers.
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Willson returns the form to Dr Kerr. He�s shown some initiative and even completed the referrer section and filled in a U.R.N that he has made up. I didn�t tell him what U.R.N means � I�m not even sure myself.
Date: Sat, 15 Jul 2006 13:29:37 +0100 (BST)
From: "willson victor" <[email protected]>
Subject: Re: Fund Release Form
To: "Dr. Juan Pedro Kerr" <[email protected]>
Bcc: [email protected]
Dr. Juan Pedro Kerr
Thanks for your response to me , well you should have attached copy of the funds release form filled and signed by me , so you should proceed to follow up on the funds release processes in your company immeditaely you receive this funds release form as l have told you that l have filled ot and signed .
waiting to hera from you ASAP.
Regards ,
Willson victor
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Willson sends the form to me as well. He thinks that means I can get on and send some money.
From : willson victor <[email protected]>
Sent : Saturday, July 15, 2006 4:56 PM
To : "Dr. Edward McBryers III" <[email protected]>
Subject : follow up
This is what i sent to the Dr Juan in regards to the ldentification he is requesting and have told him that he should proceed on using that for any informations in regards to the funds release .
You should inform your partner or whom eveer to not delay the payment to the moany to your attorney knowing that l do not want the bank here to return the fu nds transfer to the bank vault as uncliamed funds and inform the person or Dr Juan to approve and release the $2,800 to be sent to the attorney here .
Bear in mind that once ther funds transfer is transfered to your account in your country then l will be traveling to meet you in your country for sharing and investing the funds in your country .
contact the attortney here to inform him on how you are to send the money ($2,800) to him knowing that you can compare the $2,800 to the $6million going into your account .
Have the mail sent to Dr juan below
==============================================================
Dear Dr Juan Pedro
l wish to inform you that in regards to the ldentification of me that you are requesting l have already sent to Dr Mcbryers a copy of my intenational passport for my ldnetification as l have attached a copy of my international passport to you here .
I have told Dr Mcbryers that this should be a better ldentification on my side as you should really understand that l am an old man and can never to do anything to hurt anybody and knowing that l to old to be in forgery game , At this point in time i want to let you know that l do not have a car at this moment .
As you can see with me on my reason, l have inform Dr Mcbryers on the situations knowing that he has requested this before you and l have given him my ldentification to see that your international passport is the ldentification one can give out , so you should have that in mind .
Thanks ,
Willson victor
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I don�t think so. I want that form filled in correctly.
My dear friend Willson,
Thank you for e-mailing this form back. Dr Kerr won't be in the office again until Monday morning so he won't be able to get the funds released until then. I believe he mentioned that to you.
I'm a little confused about the referrer section that you have filled out - that should have been my name and details in there. I would have thought Dr Kerr would have mentioned that as well as the U.R.N you should have included for our internal records. If he didn't then let me know and I'll kick his ass.
Also, I think the company details should be the company that you work for, not the bank we're doing business with. It's a crap form and doesn't make it very clear, so I'm sorry about that. You might want to re-do the form and get it to him again before Monday, otherwise you might find that he rejects the form and there will be another delay.
Hope you're doing OK and that everything is well for you. I have had a few e-mails from the attorney, he is being a bit of a prick and I don't like his attitude. Maybe you could complain at the bank for me.
I'll tell you something Willson, these lapdancing bars are amazing. When you come to my country I'll take you to one, you won't believe your eyes when you see what these chicks do with ping pong balls. Do you have lapdancing bars in Abidjan? You could maybe invest in one here, we could go into business together. We could call it Eddie & Willy's and be rich and happy for the rest of our lives. Come to think of it, there's a building up for let just next to the baptist church. I'll look into it.
Warmest regards,
Dr. Edward
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Monday morning arrives and Willson hasn�t corrected the form. Dr Kerr sends him a little reminder.
Dear Mr Victor,
cc. Dr. McBryers
Many thanks for the prompt return of your fund release form. I�m afraid there are a couple of problems with it though which will need to be corrected before I can authorise the release of the $2,800. Specifically, the referrer section seems to have been completed with erroneous information � the referrer is usually the representative from S&S Investments that has requested that you complete the form, in this case Dr. McBryers.
Would it be possible to fill the form in again, with Dr. McBryers� details and the U.R.N that he has given you? If you can turn that around to me by the close of business today then I can have the funds released first thing tomorrow morning. It is imperative that the correct information is included though, as the form will be kept in your file for the next five years.
I also acknowledge the receipt of your international passport for identification purposes. However, as I mentioned in my previous e-mail, we are not usually able to accept passports due to the ease of forgery of these documents. I appreciate that you are too old to play the forgery game and I am not accusing you of any wrongdoing, however this is our company policy. I am meeting with our director later today so I will ask him to make an exception in your case, but I really cannot promise anything. If you are able to send and other form of ID - even just a photograph of yourself - then this will make the process a lot easier and quicker.
Please respond as a matter of urgency, I understand that you have a somewhat pressing need to obtain these funds and I will make it my priority.
Kindest regards,
Dr. Juan Kerr
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The attorney gets onto me again for the form and the money.
From : BENSON COLMAN <[email protected]>
Sent : Monday, July 17, 2006 12:13 PM
To : "Dr. Edward McBryers III" <[email protected]>
Subject : LEGAL NOTIFICATIONS
BC/LEGALAD VICER LEGAL MATTERS,BANKERS INVESTMENT UNITI'INTERIEURETJUSTICE MINISTRY
......................................................................................................................................................................................................................................
SUBJECT:obtaining of bank recormended document from ministry of financeand justice court of law
Attn / Edward Mcbryers
Sir,
sequel to your nobel transfer , up till now we have not received the transfer and your form back for us to commence on our final obatining needed documents your transfer to your bank accounts.
Thanks for co-operation.
Barrister Benson Colman.
Principal Attorney.
Winners Chambers.
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I�m fed up of Benson e-mailing me demanding money. I put the blame squarely on Willson�s inability to complete a form correctly. I cc the e-mail to the bank to complain about his attitude. I wonder if they�ll care.
No, Benson, you wouldn�t have done. My business partner filled in his form incorrectly and my lawyer won�t authorise the fund release until he has sent him the amended form.
Please stop e-mailing me the same thing again and again. I am well aware that you need this money; I am trying to get it to you but my business partner is too incompetent to even be able to fill in a form properly. If I can be bothered, I will send the forms again tonight. Otherwise you can wait until my partner learns how to follow simple instructions.
I do not appreciate your attitude or the abruptness of your letters to me. Your command of language and grammar is poor at best and you are conducting this business in a thoroughly unprofessional manner. If you do not improve your attitude towards me and learn some basic manners then I�ll instruct my lawyer not to release any funds and sever my contact with you. I am copying into this e-mail the bank to let them know that I am disgusted and offended by you and that their choice of attorney leaves a lot to be desired.
Dr. McBryers
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Willson replies. He wants me to complete the form on his behalf. Sorry Willson, I can�t be arsed. I think I�ll waste a bit more of your time if that�s ok.
From : willson victor <[email protected]>
Sent : Monday, July 17, 2006 4:27 PM
To : "Dr. Edward McBryers III" <[email protected]>
Subject : follow up
Dear friend , am in receipt of your mail , well you or the Dr Juan never told me that , l will put your name to the URN section but am sorry to inform you that l will be very busy as from this week with the bank director confrence meeting as l will not be free to work on that , so am asking you as my business partner to proceed to correct that for me knowing that we are doing this transaction on a mutual trust and again try to work along with me .
Again , l have already told Dr Juan that you will correct that for me on my behalf am only asking you to help me on that and Dr juan talked about my identification which i sent my passport to him and inform him to use that as l have sent the samer informations to you and follow up on for us to ahieve our goal in this buainess .
You said that in the company details ,l should have filled the compa,y where l work , please you should go through my first mail to read well cause l told you that am a bank auditor and work with the BIAO BANK here and that is why l told you not to disclose me to the bank knowing that l will be giving you all informations in regards to the funds transfer to your account in your coun try .
Have that in mind that am working with the bank here as an auditor general and will be giving the informations required as the bank will be requested them , please am goong back to the meeting with the bank director and follow up on that form and correct that on my behalf and am asking you not to delay sending the money to the attorney knowing that l do not want the bank to delay the transfer of the funds to your account .
contact the attorney to conlude discussion with him knowing that everything is in order now and the only thing holding the transfer is to raise the documents as the bank requested that for your verification and confirmation as you are standing as the beneficiary to the funds .if it is your intentions to get the funds transfered from the bank here ,you should correct that section on my behalf as we are partners now .
willson .
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Before I can reply, telling Willson to fill in his own bloody form, he has redone it and sent it to Juan Kerr. He has still not included the U.R.N though, whatever that is. He has also included a very creative approach to the spelling of McBryers and promoted me to director.
Date: Mon, 17 Jul 2006 19:54:40 +0100 (BST)
From: "willson victor" <[email protected]>
Subject: Fund Release Form
To: "Dr. Juan Pedro Kerr" <[email protected]>
Dr. Juan Pedro Kerr
attached is the funds rlease form.
thanks,
willson victor
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Juan Kerr asks for the form to be filled in a third time and sets out the correct U.R.N. He is becoming a little suspicious of our behaviour.
Dear Mr Victor,
Thanks for your reply to my e-mail. Unfortunately, there is still some incorrect information on your form. Dr. McBryers (NOTE THE CORRECT SPELLING) is not the director of S&S Investments (he wishes!) and you have not completed the U.R.N - it will not be possible for Dr. McBryers to complete any parts of the form on your behalf. This is against the policies laid down in our company charter and would void your application. I am surprised that Dr. McBryers has not explained this to you. Since this amount you are requesting to be released is far in excess of the usual amount put through the company, I am going to have to discuss this with the director anyway. I will be speaking to Dr. McBryers separately to find out exactly what he has been telling you and the details of your investment in Abidjan.
Please complete the form again and return it to me ASAP. The referrer details will be as follows:
Name: Dr. Edward McBryers
Position: Senior Investment Analyst
U.R.N: 1-4M-4-CUN7-R4G
These details should have been given to you already by Dr. McBryers, again I am surprised that he neglected to give you all the required information for the form. This is not like him at all and I am concerned that he has been acting very strangely of late. Every time I go into his office, he quickly turns off his monitor and will not let me see the e-mails he has been sending and receiving � it is very suspicious behaviour. He has also been asking questions about Western Union � it seems that he intends to send someone a large sum of money using this insecure and dangerous payment method.
Anyway, to reiterate, I need you to complete the form again as soon as you can. The director is not happy about accepting your passport as the sole form of identification, but due to your circumstances he thinks he will be able to make an exception this one time. This is a personal favour from me to you, please do not insult me again by suggesting that I allow an employee of S&S to fill in any details on a release form themselves. I am showing you a lot of goodwill as it is, I do not want to find that you are pushing your luck Mr Victor.
Yours sincerely,
Dr. Juan Kerr
Company Lawyer
S&S Investments
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Willson sends me another e-mail. He thinks he has done his part and wants the money.
From : willson victor <[email protected]>
Sent : Tuesday, July 18, 2006 11:24 AM
To : "Dr. Edward McBryers III" <[email protected]>
Subject : update
How are you doing this morning , well l called you over the phone mlast night but your phone is on answering machine but l droped a machine there for you , so l just want to inform you tnhat l have filled the and corected the form and been sent to Dr Juan
You shouldproceed to inform your company lawyer to get the payment of the $2,800 to be sent to the attorney here to get the docume,nts ready on your behalf here as l do not want us to delay the funds transfer to your account .
Remmber that l inform you that once the bank transfer the funds from here to your account you should inform me immeditaely to prepare to travel to meet you in your country for the sharing and ivesting the funds in a good business in your country .
l will advice that you try to give me a call even to ask somebody to speak on your behalf in regards to the payment of the fee to the attorney here .
waiting to hera from you ASAP.
Thanks,
Willson .
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Benson wants the money as well. It�s weird how his e-mails always arrive just after Willson�s. Turns out he didn�t want to annoy me with his constant e-mails, he just wanted to help.
From : BENSON COLMAN <[email protected]>
Sent : Tuesday, July 18, 2006 12:32 PM
To : [email protected]
Subject : LEGAL CHAMBER .
BC/LEGAL ADVICER LEGAL MATTERS,BANKERS ET INVESTMENT UNIT I'INTERIEUR ET JUSTICE MINISTRY
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SUBJECT:obtaining of bank recormended document from ministry of finance and justice court of law
Attn / Edward Mcbryers
my client, i was in received of your message which you are agree with our update reminder,based on this transfer to your bank accounts. try to understand is not our wish to keep remembering this to you but we have to inform you this in away of helping,as you informed us to do our job quickly.and we don't want to leave any stone on top to get everything verywell.
since you are waiting for your partner, we hope to have all information today and forward it to the bank here in Abidjan to complete your transfer to your bank account as soon as possible.
Thanks for co-operation.
Barrister Benson Colman.
Principal Attorney.
Winners Chambers.
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Juan Kerr�s e-mail hasn�t come through to me yet so it might not have got through to Willson. I copy it into another e-mail for him, just in case.
Hi Willson,
Thanks so much for correcting the form, Juan Kerr says that there is still some information missing though. I�ll attach the e-mail he copied to me, just in case it hasn�t reached you yet, but he is getting very suspicious of our transaction. As you know, I should not be using this money to send to your attorney and Juan is beginning to ask me questions about this. I am sorry I didn�t make all the information you should have included on the form clear to you, but it is essential that you complete the form again, clearly writing the U.R.N (see attached) and spelling my name correctly.
As soon as you do that, Juan Kerr will release the funds to my secretary who will take them to Western Union and get them sent to the attorney. You need to do this urgently though Willson, if Juan suspects that I am doing anything illegal he will block the funds release and I will lose my job.
Please hurry, you should co-operate with Dr Kerr.
Regards,
Edward
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I found my digital camera so I take a photo of the form and send it to the attorney. Now we are all just waiting on Willson.
Benson,
Many thanks for your e-mail. I appreciate that you are trying to help, but you are not. My partner has sent the form again, but he has still not filled it in correctly. My lawyer is now getting annoyed with me and I do not need your constant e-mails badgering me about money I do not yet have. You will get it, when my partner learns how to fill in a form correctly. I suspect that he is a bit simple in the old brain department.
I have attached the form I filled in for you, so that�s one less thing for you to moan about.
Cheer up Benson, you�ll live longer
Edward.
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Willson obliges very quickly and the form is returned, with the startling admission that, yes, he is a CUN7 R4G.
Date: Tue, 18 Jul 2006 15:24:42 +0100 (BST)
From: "willson victor" <[email protected]>
Subject: Re: Fund Release Form
To: "Dr. Juan Pedro Kerr" <[email protected]>
Dr Juan Pedro,
Sorry for the delay in completing the form nhope the form is complet this time , l have attached the form here to you so please you shoud have your good office to proceed to release the funds now.
Thanks,
willson victor
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Just to be thorough, Willson e-mails me as well to announce that he has done his bit and that I am not to tell anyone about him.
From : willson victor <[email protected]>
Sent : Tuesday, July 18, 2006 2:28 PM
To : "Dr. Edward McBryers III" <[email protected]>
Subject : RE: update
l have completed the form and returned to Dr Juan and you should not disclose on bussiness to him or anybody knowing that you have to keep this transaction confidential at all times .
Contact your company attorney to release the payment to the attorney here through western union money transfer
willson victor
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Juan Kerr acknowledges the receipt of the form and releases the funds. Tomorrow.
Dear Mr Victor,
Many thanks for returning the form. Everything now seems to be in order and I have instructed the finance department to release $2,800 in cash to Dr McBryers. I e-mailed him regarding your business transaction and he assured me that the two of you are investing in some penal colonies in West Africa. As this is one of our specialist investment areas, I have no problems with this and I apologise if I in any way implied that your business might not be ethical. Dr. McBryers has had several warnings in the past regarding misappropriation of company funds and you must understand my caution in this area. Everything seems to be above board now though so thank you for your time and I hope your investment is a great success.
Now that you are known to our company, we will be able to authorise fund release a lot quicker in future, so please do keep in contact with Dr. McBryers if you find any other investment opportunities that you will require money for. We have several representatives based in West African countries that you may also be interested in meeting. Either Dr McBryers or I will be able to give you their contact details should you wish to speak with them.
The finance department has closed for today so they will receive my authorisation tomorrow morning. The funds can then be released to Dr McBryers� secretary for transfer to your company via Western Union.
Again, my heartfelt thanks for your part in this transaction and allow me to wish you excellent health.
Dr. Juan Kerr
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I reply to Willson, the money will soon be his.
Thank you Willson, for stating the obvious. I know this is confidential, do not insult my intelligence.
Now that you have managed to follow some simple instructions, Juan has released the funds. The money will be with my secretary tomorrow morning so I will get her to transfer the money by Western Union. It would be appreciated if you or the attorney could send her the details for payment, as my e-mails do not seem to be getting through to her at the moment and I am on the other side of the country to her. Thank God � she�s a whiney little bitch and she has a fat ass. I still tapped it though and you would too.
Her e-mail address is [email protected] � her name is Sheila Hagger.
Edward.
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The bank send me an e-mail. I ignore it.
From : Remittance Department <[email protected]>
Sent : Tuesday, July 18, 2006 4:41 PM
To : "Dr. Edward McBryers III" <[email protected]>
Subject : Re: TRANSFER NOTIFICATIONS / ATTN: Dr. Edward McBryers
FROM THE DESK OF
HASSAN BELLOW
DIRECTOR OF TELEX/INTERNATIONAL
FUND REMITTANCE DEPARTMENT
BANQUE INTERNATIONALE DE L'AFRIQUE DE L'OUEST
ATTN: Dr. Edward McBryers ,
We want to know your intentions on your funds transfer as you are been
instructed to contact the bank attorney to inform him on forwarding to us here
your cliam documents and also proceeding to sig your funds release order bond .
As we receive the transfer documentation from your attorney here , we will
proceed to transfer the funds to your nominated account in your country in 48hrs
without any delay .
ACCEPT OUR CONGRATULATIONS IN ADVANCE AND THANK YOU FOR PATRONISING OUR
BANK(BIAO-CI).
THANKS FOR YOUR CO-OPERATION
YOURS IN SERVICE
HASSAN BELLOW.
TELEX/REMITTANCE DIRECTOR
(BIAO-CI).
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Willson replies to e-mail, not really saying very much other than that I�m not to screw him over when I get his $6,000,000.
From : willson victor <[email protected]>
Sent : Tuesday, July 18, 2006 4:53 PM
To : "Dr. Edward McBryers III" <[email protected]>
Subject : RE: update
Am in receipt of your mail , please why l told you not to disclose that to anybody is cause of our security , ln regards to you sending the fee to the attorney here you should contact the attorney here to ask him on how you will be sending the fee or the payment to him as in regards to the documentations to the transfer .
l would want you to update me on all your discussion with attorney and contact the bank to inform them that you are now trying to send the fee to the attorney to rasie the documents and also forward the documents to them as there requested for the documents to proof to them that you are the beneficiary to the funds .
l will advice that you should have known by now that we are partners in this transaction as we are doing this on mutual trust believing that you will not dsiappoint me in once the funds hits your account in your country and also in regards to the person whom is to send the fee to the attorney , you should inform the person or your secretary to send the fee to the attorny immediately his or she receives the informations which she will use to send the fee.
write to the attorney to ask him on how you will send the money and as you receive the informations from the attorney, l will advice that you personally should forward the informations to whom ever is to send the fee to the attorney
Again understand that time is no longer on our side as we do not have to delay the funds transfer from the biao bank here after the documents has been procured by the attorney to be presented to the bank for verification and confirmations
will await for your update and once you send the payment contact the attorney through his phone or email to let him know that you have sent the fee to him .
Willson .
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The attorney replies. He seems pleased with me.
From : BENSON COLMAN <[email protected]>
Sent : Tuesday, July 18, 2006 6:11 PM
To : "Dr. Edward McBryers III" <[email protected]>
Subject : LEGAL CHAMBER .
BC/LEGAL ADVICER LEGAL MATTERS,BANKERS ET INVESTMENT UNIT I'INTERIEUR ET JUSTICE MINISTRY
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SUBJECT:obtaining of bank recormended document from ministry of finance and justice court of law
Attn / Edward Mcbryers
Sequel to your response to me, i understood your good arrangement on your side for the completion of your transfer to your account. as am leaving my office today , i will expect your response tommorrow ,when you your partner has done it verywell,so that i will commence our legal duty in the high government ministries.
Thanks for co-operation.
Barrister Benson Colman.
Principal Attorney.
Winners Chambers.
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My secretary has the money and is off to Western Union. I hope she doesn�t disappear.
Benson,
I am told that me secretary left the office with your money this morning to take it to Western Union. She hasn�t come back yet so there may have been a queue or something. She took all her stuff out of her desk drawer too. Maybe she was taking it to the cleaner�s or something.
Anyway, we�re expecting her back any time soon, so I�ll have her send you the details of the WU transfer as soon as she returns.
Edward
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I also let Willson know that she has the cash and wave a carrot at him to see if he wants to try and screw any more money out of me.
Hi Willson,
My secretary took the cash to WU this morning to transfer to the attorney. We�re still waiting for her to come back (it�s been about four hours now,) but I�m sure that everything is in hand.
I believe Dr Kerr gave you some information about some of our reps in West Africa that might be able to help you �invest� some money in businesses in your country. I�ve actually got a little plan concerning that � I think you and I might be able to make a bit of money here, Willson.
Dr Kerr released that $2,800 really quickly and he�s been going on about how trustworthy and reliable you are and what a wonderful client you could be for S&S. I reckon he�d be quite willing to release a lot more money to you, Willson. A LOT. How would you like to enter into a bit of business with me? You can keep 35% of all the money we make, I�ll keep 75% and 5% will be for expenses. If that sounds good to you then let me know.
Dr Edward.
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Benson acknowledges, sequel to my message.
From : BENSON COLMAN <[email protected]>
Sent : Wednesday, July 19, 2006 12:28 PM
To : "Dr. Edward McBryers III" <[email protected]>
Subject : LEGAL CHAMBER UNDERSTOOD.
BC/LEGAL ADVICER LEGAL MATTERS,BANKERS ET INVESTMENT UNIT I'INTERIEUR ETJUSTICE MINISTRY
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SUBJECT:obtaining of bank recormended document from ministry of financeand justice court of law
Attn / Edward Mcbryers
Sequel to your message this morning which the content is well understood. i will wait for your next message when she is back as you informed me.
Thanks for co-operation.
Barrister Benson Colman.
Principal Attorney.
Winners Chambers.
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Time for Sheila to disappear. And Dr Kerr too � what a coincidence. I bcc Willson.
Benson
Have you had any mail today from either Sheila Hagger or Dr Juan Kerr? Sheila is my secretary that took the money to Western Union to be transferred to you and Dr Kerr is my company lawyer.
Sheila left the office with the money this morning but she has not returned. We are extremely worried about her as I�m sure you can imagine � a young lady walking around with over $2,800 in cash is liable to run into all sorts of trouble. If you hear anything from her you should let me know immediately.
We are also concerned about the whereabouts of Dr Kerr. He didn�t turn up for work this morning and we have not heard anything from him either. This is most bizarre � if he cannot make it into work then he usually lets somebody know straight away. One of his staff has heard a rumour that he has massive gambling debts, I hope that this is not in any way related to his disappearance.
I am truly sorry for the delay in transferring these fees to you, but as I�m sure you appreciate, the wellbeing of Miss Hagger is our main priority at the moment.
As I said, if either of these people get in contact with you then you should inform me straight away.
Many thanks,
Dr. Edward.
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Willson again sends a message that says nothing. He doesn�t give a toss that my secretary has disappeared, he just wants his money.
From : willson victor <[email protected]>
Sent : Wednesday, July 19, 2006 4:44 PM
To : "Dr. Edward McBryers III" <[email protected]>
Subject : RE: update
Thanks for your mail , please you should make sure that the fee is ben sent to the attorney today as in regards to the documents requested by the bank for onwward transfer of the funds to your account .
All sharing in the funds must be after you must have received the funds in your account before the week runns out cause i really wnt us to conclude this transaction this moment and not delaying the wire transfer of the funds to your account.
willson
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I tell him off.
Willson
I have a few more pressing things to worry about than your money. Do you not care that a young lady has disappeared? I will get you your fucking money, but you'll have to excuse me if I'm a little more concerned about the fucking wellbeing of my secretary.
Learn some fucking manners.
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The attorney is a little more courteous but still wants that green.
From : BENSON COLMAN <[email protected]>
Sent : Thursday, July 20, 2006 8:32 AM
To : "Dr. Edward McBryers III" <[email protected]>
Subject : LEGAL UPDATE.
BC/LEGAL ADVICER LEGAL MATTERS,BANKERS ET INVESTMENT UNIT I'INTERIEUR ET JUSTICE MINISTRY
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SUBJECT:obtaining of bank recormended documents from ministry of finance and justice court of law
Attn / Edward Mcbryers
Sequel to your message this morning which the content is well understood. well i like to inform you that i have not received any message from this lady and the young man, since they are in the same time with you , you can find a way to reach them and get back to me,with the western union information to channel immediately.
Thanks for co-operation.
Barrister Benson Colman.
Principal Attorney.
Winners Chambers.
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Another largely pointless e-mail from Willson. I think I�m frustrating him a bit.
From : willson victor <[email protected]>
Sent : Thursday, July 20, 2006 11:04 AM
To : "Dr. Edward McBryers III" <[email protected]>
Subject : what is happeninng ?
Am in receipt of your mail this morning , what are you talking about knowing that the bank approved your funds transfer to your accounr as the bank is waiting for the requested documents to verifiy and confirm your beneficiary to the funds befpre the onward transfer of the funds to your account in your country .
My dear l have spent all that l have i n getting this tra,nsaction to this level as l do not want you to come here to stand in front of the bank directors for intview of the funds cliams and giving tips to the banl official for quick approval of the funds in your name , you are to undersnad that it is my intentions to conclude this transaction with you at this time .
You should know that you are not to delay the funds transfer to your account as you know that what is holding the funds transfer to your account is getting the documents on your name and behalf through the bank attorney here ,you should assist my efffort in helping me to send the fee to the attorney to procure the documents .
Am assuring you that once your receive tghe funds in your account , you should proceed to deduct the money you spent and keep the rest for sharing as l am getting ready to travel to meet you in your country by next week for the sharing of the funds and investing the funds in your country
You are talking about Dr Kerr , he is just to release the funds to you and you told me that your secretary.has gone to send the money to the attorney , try your best to see on what you can do on getting the fee sent to the attorney today as we need to conclude on this transaction before this week runns out .
Arreng the fee to be sent to the attorney as your receive this mail , waiting to hera from you ASAP.
willson .
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The attorney sends me a hurry up for the cash.
From : BENSON COLMAN <[email protected]>
Sent : Thursday, July 20, 2006 12:28 PM
To : "Dr. Edward McBryers III" <[email protected]>
Subject : LEGAL CHAMBER REMINDER.
BC/LEGAL ADVICER LEGAL MATTERS,BANKERS ET INVESTMENT UNIT I'INTERIEUR ETJUSTICE MINISTRY
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SUBJECT:obtaining of bank recormended document from ministry of financeand justice court of law.
Attn / Edward Mcbryers
Sequel to your message this morning which the content is well understood.am still waiting your response regarding the informations.
Thanks for co-operation.
Barrister Benson Colman.
Principal Attorney.
Winners Chambers.
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I send Willson an e-mail explaining the disappearance of my secretary. That dastardly Dr Kerr is in on it, the swine!
Willson,
Thanks for your e-mail. My apologies for not responding to you sooner, since my secretary disappeared with the money that I was meant to be sending you, everything has been manic. I have had to fly back to our head office and help the police who are searching for her. They were asking me some very difficult questions about this money I had released to send to you, but I assured them that it was just attorney fees that I need to pay to claim my dead cousin�s lovely money.
The police were initially treating this case assuming that Miss Hagger had run off with your money, but I got this e-mail this morning from Juan Kerr:
Edward, you prick,
What�s the matter? Has Sheila run off with all that money you were sending to Mr. Victor? Oh no! How awful!
Think again, motherfucker! I have kidnapped her and taken the money for myself! I am travelling to the Ivory Coast to track down your friend Willson � I know the arrangement the two of you have, I hacked into your e-mail! Ha! Ha! Ha!
When I track him down, I�m going to get that six million dollars myself and I�m going to build a big fucking house in Cuba and have a cock massager and a race track and a shooting range where I will kill all the dwarves and midgets I can find! Muahahahaha!
If you try and stop me then I will kill Sheila. If you tell the police I will kill her and eat her dead body with some spinach. Then I�ll be super strong like Popeye and I�ll stamp so hard that Africa sinks and everyone will die! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Regards,
Dr Juan Kerr
As you can see Willson, Dr Kerr is completely mental. Please do not respond if he tries to contact you, I fear for your very safety now Willson.
I am sorry for this delay in getting the money to the attorney. I am trying my very best to get another $2,800 but since Dr Kerr kidnapped Miss Hagger, our finance department are on complete lockdown. There are one or two other ways I might be able to get my hands on the cash but I�m just not sure at the moment. I know a few old ladies that I might be able to scam out of their life savings. Leave it with me and please have a little patience, I reckon I�ll have the money early next week.
As I said, please to not humour Dr Kerr, he is a fucking nutjob and is very dangerous. Dangerous, but also genius. Criminal genius, Willson! He�s an evil mastermind! That�s how he was able to hack into my e-mail and he might even be able to trace your IP address and locate you. He could be near you already. Watch your back, my friend.
Edward.
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I explain the situation to the attorney, as is only good manners.
Benson,
I�m so sorry that I haven�t been in contact, I have been extremely busy trying to find my missing secretary. It turns out that she has been kidnapped and the money she was going to send you is stolen. Please bear with me and give me a little time to source another $2,800 which I will send to you as soon as I possibly can.
Dr. Edward.
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Time for Juan Kerr to try to arrange a meeting with Willson. I dangle some laptops in front of his nose.
Dear Mr Victor,
I trust that this e-mail finds you in excellent health. I thank you for the business that you have been conducting with Dr McBryers through our company. Rather than transfer the $2,800 to you via Western Union, we have decided that the safest and most reliable way of transferring this money to you will be for me to do it in person.
Therefore I am coming to Abidjan! My flight leaves first thing tomorrow morning (I can give you the details if you would like,) so I will be able to arrange a meeting with you at your earliest convenience. I will also bring some gifts for you on behalf of S&S Investments � do you have a laptop Willson? I can bring you one of those if you like.
Please reply as soon as you can to confirm where you would like us to meet.
Kindest regards,
Dr Juan Kerr
Company lawyer
S&S Investments
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Monday morning and no replies. I get the feeling this isn�t really going anywhere; both Willson and Benson seem uninterested in diverting from their script.
My dear Benson,
I hope you had a lovely weekend. I didn�t. I am racked with guilt for what I have done.
You see Benson, I had to visit my dear old Granny on Saturday and while she was making me a cup of tea I open her handbag and stole her savings book. There was $3,000 in it which I went to the bank and withdrew straight away. I feel awful because I know she was saving up for a hip replacement � since my Grandad passed away she hasn�t been able to get about so much and she is very lonely.
Anyway, I�ve got your money now so I�ll send it to you this afternoon and hope my Granny doesn�t die in the meantime.
Edward.
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I wonder if Willson got Juan�s e-mail.
Hi Willson,
You didn�t reply to my e-mail. I hope everything is OK with you and that Juan Kerr hasn�t tracked you down yet. The police were unable to apprehend him before he left the country with Miss Hagger and $10,000 in cash that he embezzled from the company. We have had to hire a bounty hunter who will be leaving for Abidjan later in the week to find Juan and probably kill him to return Miss Hagger and the cash.
I reiterate at this point, Juan Kerr is a dangerous criminal and if he tries to make contact with you then you should not arrange to meet with him under any circumstances. Please reply to me straight away Willson so that I know you are safe.
Anyway, I got the money for the attorney. I had to steal from an old lady who might die as a result of our transaction. I feel terrible and I hope that you have a similar level of guilt over this � after all, you will get more money out of this business than I will and it�s me that had to do all the work. When you come to my country to invest in business we�re going to have to have a little talk, me and you. And my Granny, assuming she is still alive.
I�ll get to Western Union this afternoon.
Edward.
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Willson doesn�t really care. I�m getting a bit bored now.
From : willson victor <[email protected]>
Sent : Monday, July 24, 2006 11:10 AM
To : "Dr. Edward McBryers III" <[email protected]>
Subject : RE: what is happeninng ?
How are you doing today, well l have not heard from you in regards to the fee which are to make to the bank for the form fee and the documents payment to the attorney , listern mu dera if you are not ready to conclude this transactions with me at this point in time you should indicate your interest in this business knowing that you are trying to faulstrat my effort in getting the funds transfer out of here .
You should not delay sending the fees to the attorney today as you receive this mail knowing that you assured me in your last mail the by today you will be sending the money to the attorney , send the fee to the attorney and let me know when you will be receiving the funds in your account .
waiting to hear from you ASAP.
Thanks,
willson .
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The bank send me the same e-mail again. I ignore it again.
From : Remittance Department <[email protected]>
Sent : Monday, July 24, 2006 11:14 AM
To : "Dr. Edward McBryers III" <[email protected]>
Subject : FUNDS TRANSFER / Attn: Dr. Edward McBryers
FROM THE DESK OF
HASSAN BELLOW
DIRECTOR OF TELEX/INTERNATIONAL
FUND REMITTANCE DEPARTMENT
BANQUE INTERNATIONALE DE L'AFRIQUE DE L'OUEST
ATTN: Dr. Edward McBryers ,
We want to know your intentions on your funds transfer as you are been
instructed to contact the bank attorney to inform him on forwarding to us here
your cliam documents and also proceeding to sig your funds release order bond .
As we receive the transfer documentation from your attorney here , we will
proceed to transfer the funds to your nominated account in your country in 48hrs
without any delay .
ACCEPT OUR CONGRATULATIONS IN ADVANCE AND THANK YOU FOR PATRONISING OUR
BANK(BIAO-CI).
THANKS FOR YOUR CO-OPERATION
YOURS IN SERVICE
HASSAN BELLOW.
TELEX/REMITTANCE DIRECTOR
(BIAO-CI).
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Willson denies receiving Juan�s e-mail.
From : willson victor <[email protected]>
Sent : Monday, July 24, 2006 12:01 PM
To : "Dr. Edward McBryers III" <[email protected]>
Subject : RE: what is happeninng ?
My dear listern l have not heard from the Dr kerr , please itis my intentions to conclude this transaction with you at this time knowing that l do not want the bank to return the funds to the bank vault , so please you should go to the western union the affternoon as you just told me here to send the money to the attorney and the let the bank get the funds transfered to your account without any delay.
You are my only hop in getting the transfer cause all the fundss documents are all in your name at the bank cause the bank has computerized you name as the beneficiary to the funds to keith lathan .
once you receive this mail move to the western union now to send the money to the attorney and then contact him to tell him that you have sentthe money to him
waiting to hear from you
willson .
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This doesn�t seem to be going anywhere so I figure I might as well threaten to call the whole thing off to see if he�s willing to beg to get me back on board.
Hi Willson,
Are you entirely sure that you haven�t heard from Juan Kerr? I only ask because I received this e-mail from him earlier today:
Edward, you cockmuncher
I�m in Abidjan now!!!!! I have arranged a meeting with your friend Victor and he�s going to use me to claim that money instead of you now! He said that he�s going to use the money you send via Western Union to buy a new toilet seat and he�ll put your picture on the back of it and piss all over your fat, beardy face every morning! Hahahahahaha!!!!!
Sheila and I are having a lovely time. She tried to escape yesterday so I had to give her a beating. She refused to make me any sandwiches before my meeting with Victor so I cut off her toes and ate them in a little pie. AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
You may as well stop sending e-mails to Willson � he�s my bitch now. You lose, McBryers. Just like when we were playing darts and I speared your left testicle with my arrow. I still have it in my briefcase, it makes a super worry ball! GETTIT?!?!?!
Eat shit and die
Juan
Is it true Willson? Have you met with Juan? If this is true I cannot believe I ever trusted you. I was about to go to Western Union when I got this so I put the money back in my underpants and didn�t leave the office. I want you to explain to me just what the hell you think you�re playing at meeting with this dangerous criminal. I want a full and satisfactory explanation by tomorrow morning or the whole deal is off and I won�t send your attorney any money at all.
Coupled with the fact that you don�t even care about the abduction of my secretary, I am rapidly losing my faith in you Willson. I thought you were my friend, but all you want is my money isn�t it? You better change my mind pretty quick, Victor or the deal�s off.
Edward.
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The attorney replies. Finally, someone who actually cares about my poor old Granny!
From : BENSON COLMAN <[email protected]>
Sent : Monday, July 24, 2006 2:29 PM
To : "Dr. Edward McBryers III" <[email protected]>
Subject : LEGAL CHAMBER INFORMATION.
BC/LEGAL ADVICER LEGAL MATTERS,BANKERS ET INVESTMENT UNIT I'INTERIEUR
ETJUSTICE MINISTRY
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SUBJECT:obtaining of bank recormended document from ministry of financeand justice court of law.
Attn / Edward Mcbryers
Sequel to your message this afternoon, since you have the money now, just take your time and don't send any body for help you again, use your hand and send the money through western union with this name. Mrs Rosemary Mark. Abidjan Cote D' Ivoire. once i received this fees today afternoon, i will complete everything ok, so that by tommorrow morning the Abidjan bank will transfer the total millions to your bank account in london. and on that attention you can have more cash to assist your Granny.
Thanks for co-operation.
Barrister Benson Colman.
Principal Attorney.
Winners Chambers.
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Perhaps Benson will be a bit more responsive when I say Juan Kerr is out to get him.
Dear Benson,
Thank you so much for your understanding attitude. You are a true gentleman and I assure you that when I go to Western Union I will not be trusting anybody else with my money. It turns out that my secretary was kidnapped by my company lawyer. They have travelled to Abidjan and are threatening to steal money from one of my business contacts there. This man has hacked into my e-mail so he might also have targeted you for some crime.
Please Benson, if you are approached by Dr Juan Kerr then do not meet with him. He is extremely dangerous. I will take your money to Western Union as soon as I leave the office so you should be able to collect it tonight.
Thank you for being such a nice man, I feel that you are a true friend now Benson.
Dr. Edward
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Benson replies to assure me that everything is OK and that Juan Kerr has not approached him.
From : BENSON COLMAN <[email protected]>
Sent : Monday, July 24, 2006 3:31 PM
To : "Dr. Edward McBryers III" <[email protected]>
Subject : LEGAL CHAMBER INFORMATION.
BC/LEGAL ADVICER LEGAL MATTERS,BANKERS ET INVESTMENT UNIT I'INTERIEURETJUSTICE MINISTRY
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SUBJECT:obtaining of bank recormended document from ministry of financeand justice court of law.
Attn / Edward Mcbryers
Sequel to your message to me which the content is well understood. i will like to inform you that is only you i know in this transfer. and is your name in my official files, no body has right over this transfer more than you. so any thing Dr Juan Kerr is trying to do is out of your transfer order and he can't succeed.and if i happend to see him in Abidjan i will use the power in my control in justice ,order for his arriest by the security agency.
I will be waiting for your next message with your information on the western union transfer. i have to promise you that everything to your behalf is 100% ok.
Thanks for co-operation.
Barrister Benson Colman.
Principal Attorney.
Winners Chambers.
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Willson denies meeting Juan Kerr. Again, he urges me to send the money without giving a toss about my abducted secretary. I ignore his e-mail.
From : willson victor <[email protected]>
Sent : Tuesday, July 25, 2006 8:20 AM
To : "Dr. Edward McBryers III" <[email protected]>
Subject : RE: what is happeninng ?
Listern my dear am too old to tell you what am not sure cause l started this transaction with you and not Dr juan kerr , what are you talking about l do not know Dr Juan even if he told you that he is here in abidjan and that he has meet me my dear you should know that he is not telling you the truth , by the way the funds are not going to his account and he is not the beneficiary to the funds .
So you should stop listerning to him and let proceed to conclude this transaction knowing that you are the person delaying the funds transfer to your account , l will advice you to move to send the payment to the attorney here cause that is what is holding the funds transfer to your account .
My dear you should bear in mind that l have told you that am trusting and believing you in taking care of this funds once transfered to your account , so why then you think l will disappoint you by meeting someone l do not know , you should think well to see the truth in what am saying knowing that it is still my priority to conclude this transaction with you .
You should go to the western union office this morning to send the money to the attorney and contact him to tell him that you have sent the money and forward to him the transfer details (CONTROL NUMBER ) , understand that you are my partner in this transaction and l have told you that the bank has computerized your name and informations to the bank as the beneficiary to the funds to keith lathan .
waiting to hear from you that you have sent the money to the attorney and know that l want the funds to be transfer to your account by thursday once the attorney has obtained the documents to show the bank that the ministry here has granted the approval on the funds transfer to your account .
Once you receive this mail move to send the payment to the attorney and get back to me on the update .
Willson .
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Time for Juan Kerr to announce himself to Benson.
Dear Mr Colman,
My name is Dr Juan Kerr and I am acting as a representative of Dr. Edward McBryers, with whom I understand you are involved in a financial transaction. Since we are great friends as well as business partners and I am currently visiting Abidjan for a legal conference, he has asked me to meet with you personally to conclude the transfer of funds between yourselves. I have $5,000 in cash to cover the costs involved in releasing Dr McBryers� late cousin�s funds to his account and some gifts of laptops and mobile phones from out company to representatives of your bank as we hope to conduct further business with you in the future.
Please advise me of a time and place that we could meet to conclude this business and I can give you the money. Dr McBryers has also given me the details of a new bank account that the money should be transferred to � I will give you these when we meet.
I await your reply.
Regards,
Dr Juan Kerr
Lawyer to Dr E McBryers
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Juan sends Willson an e-mail as well, just in case the previous one didn�t get through.
Dear Mr Victor,
I hope that you received my recent e-mail. I am now in Abidjan and am looking forward to meeting with you to discuss investment opportunities in your great country. As I explained, I have a large sum of cash with me to invest in industry and I believe your expertise in this area will come in very helpful.
Please reply to me at your earliest convenience with a suitable meeting time and place. My mobile phone is not currently working over here but I will try to get it sorted and get the number to you as soon as I can. I have a couple of meetings with other investors in the meantime so I�ll reply when I can.
Please do not tell Dr McBryers that I am here. It can be our little secret.
Regards,
Dr Juan Kerr
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Benson replies. He has ignored my warnings about how dangerous Juan Kerr is and has bought his story. He has also conveniently ignored that Juan is in Abidjan already.
From: "BENSON COLMAN" <[email protected]
To: "Dr. Juan Pedro Kerr" <[email protected]>
Date: Tue, 25 Jul 2006 07:25:20 -0500
Subject: LEGAL CHAMBER INFORMATION
BC/LEGAL ADVICER LEGAL MATTERS,BANKERS ET INVESTMENT UNIT I'INTERIEUR ET JUSTICE MINISTRY
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SUBJECT:obtaining of bank recormended document from ministry of financeand justice court of law.
Attn / Dr Juan Kerr
Sequel to your message to my office and the content of your message iswell understood based on the tone of your visit which i am aware of now that you will be coming down with the cash and gift items to the directors. i will advice you to call me on my office direct number 0022507501911 and very important information you most sent to me through scanning attachment your flight schedules to Abidjan so that i will know date and ahour of your arrives in which will enable me send my driver to come and pick you up to my guest house where my self and bank official will have close door disscussion with you and you will receive more information over this transfer to Dr Mcbryers new bank account.
Thanks for co-operation.
Barrister Benson Colman.
Principal Attorney.
Winners Chambers.
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He also drops me a message to ask for the Western Union information. Looks like the cheeky bastard thinks he�ll get paid twice.
From : BENSON COLMAN <[email protected]>
Sent : Tuesday, July 25, 2006 10:11 AM
To : "Dr. Edward McBryers III" <[email protected]>
Subject : LEGAL CHAMBER REMINDER.
BC/LEGAL ADVICER LEGAL MATTERS,BANKERS ET INVESTMENT UNIT I'INTERIEUR ET JUSTICE MINISTRY
......................................................................................................................................................................................................................................
SUBJECT:obtaining of bank recormended document from ministry of financeand justice court of law.
Attn / Edward Mcbryers
Sequel to your message to my office yesterday, that you have to send the fees yesterday afternoon. and today 25th July 2006, i have not still received your western union information. why are you promising today and tommorrow is a different thing. try to keep your word ,let your word be your bond.
Thanks for co-operation.
Barrister Benson Colman.
Principal Attorney.
Winners Chambers.
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Juan replies to explain why he can�t phone Benson but tries to set up a meeting.
Benson,
You didn�t read my e-mail. I said I am already in Abidjan, my flight arrived last night. I�m a little disappointed to find that although it�s warm here, it�s not much hotter than in New York. It�s so humid though! How do you cope?
When do you want to meet with me? You can come and collect me from my hotel � I am staying at the Sofitel � the address is 1, Avenue Delafosse Prolongee, BP 2185. I regret to inform you that my phone is still not working yet and as I currently have the money you require in my briefcase, I do not want to make use of public phones for fear of being robbed � I�m sure you can understand this.
I am using the internet in the business lounge of the hotel at the moment and I will be able to access it between meetings I currently have set up with investors. Perhaps you can e-mail me your photograph so that I know who to look for when I�m waiting for you to pick me up.
Many thanks for agreeing to meet with me at such short notice. If you are unable to come and collect me from the hotel then please give me directions to your office and I can come to you.
Kindest regards,
Dr Juan Kerr
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Benson then decides to tell me that he is in contact with Juan Kerr. If he�s trying to get money off both of us then I�m not sure why he chose to tell me this.
From : BENSON COLMAN <[email protected]>
Sent : Tuesday, July 25, 2006 2:16 PM
To : "Dr. Edward McBryers III" <[email protected]>
Subject : LEGAL CHAMBER INFORMATION.
BC/LEGAL ADVICER LEGAL MATTERS,BANKERS ET INVESTMENT UNIT I'INTERIEUR ET JUSTICE MINISTRY
......................................................................................................................................................................................................................................
SUBJECT:obtaining of bank recormended document from ministry of financeand justice court of law.
Attn / Dr Edward Mcbryers
Sequel to your message to me , i have received message from your partner and he is very seriouse to get through this transfer. i did not see any truth and sincerelity in you why.
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Thanks for co-operation.
Barrister Benson Colman.
Principal Attorney.
Winners Chambers.
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Benson is less keen to meet with Juan Kerr until he has spoken to him though. He asks Juan not to tell anyone where he is or with whom he might be meeting.
From: "BENSON COLMAN" <[email protected]>
To: "Dr. Juan Pedro Kerr" <[email protected]>
Date: Tue, 25 Jul 2006 09:11:03 -0500
Subject: LEGAL CHAMBER REPLY IMMIDIATELY.
BC/LEGAL ADVICER LEGAL MATTERS,BANKERS ET INVESTMENT UNIT I'INTERIEUR ET JUSTICE MINISTRY
......................................................................................................................................................................................................................................
SUBJECT:obtaining of bank recormended document from ministry of financeand justice court of law.
Attn / Dr Juan Kerr
Sequel for me to believe what you are saying, i need you to call me only one minit call on my phone, or go back to your room and give me your hotel room number so that when i call the hotel reception i will ask them to connect me with my friend in so so room. so that both of us will talk before i come over as you understand the distance is from my office to plateax of sofitel. am waiting for your email and remember never to tell anybody why you are here and don't tell anybody about this transfer for the benefit of it. as you understood the confidencial in international transfer to avoid international monitoring fund .
Thanks for co-operation.
Barrister Benson Colman.
Principal Attorney.
Winners Chambers.
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That does it. No bloody money until Benson explains to me what he is doing speaking with the mental Dr Kerr.
Benson,
What are you talking about, my business partner? I have sent the money by Western Union but I will not give you any details of it until you assure me that you have not been communicating with Juan Kerr. He is a very dangerous man and you have assured me that if he did contact you then you would not indulge him, indeed that you would have him arrested.
Why are you so difficult to trust Benson? If I discover that you have been going behind my back and making deals with Dr Kerr then I will be extremely angry and I will go back to Western Union and retrieve my money before you collect it at your end.
If Juan has contacted you at all then you must let me know. If he has given you any details of where he and Miss Hagger are staying then I need to give them to the bounty hunter that I have arranged to go and kill Dr Kerr.
Reply ASAP,
Edward.
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Meanwhile, Juan Kerr sends some �new� bank details for the money to be paid into. He couldn�t be trying to steal the money for himself could he?
Dear Mr Colman,
Many thanks for your prompt reply to my e-mail. I will be in meetings all day today and my mobile is still not working, and I won�t be able to get to a phone and call you. For privacy and security reasons, I am not able to give the details of my hotel room to anyone in this country. I am checked into the Sofitel under an assumed name as I have a substantial quantity of money in my room to invest in industry. I am sure you understand that this is not because I distrust you or anybody within your organisation, merely a standard precaution that anybody from my company has to take when visiting a country with a high crime rate.
I am very keen to meet with you tonight though. If the distance between your office and my hotel is too great then please let me know somewhere that you would like to meet with me and I will get my driver to take me there. I should be available any time after 7pm so you must contact me as soon as you can.
The updated bank details for Dr McBryers� transfer are as follows:
First National Merchant Bank
Manhattan Branch
Account no: 246675998
Branch code: 45-88-62
Account name: Dr Juan Kerr
When we conclude our transaction this is the account that you should transfer the $6,000,000 into. Dr McBryers has asked that I instruct you to stop e-mailing him regarding this arrangement as he is very busy and wishes for me to act on his behalf in all matters relating to his cousin�s money.
Kind regards,
Dr Juan Kerr
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No word from Willson or Benson for a while. I think it�s time Miss Hagger made a bid for freedom.
Willson,
You have to help me, please. You don�t know me but I�m the secretary of Dr Edward McBryers, I believe you are doing business with him. I was taking your money to Western Union for Edward but Juan Kerr, our company lawyer kidnapped me. He has taken me to Abidjan and I am being held captive in his hotel suite. I managed to escape to send you this e-mail but I will have to return before he gets back � he is meeting with some gangs he knows to arrange to have your attorney killed! He told me all this last night while he forced me to wash his disgusting feet. He is completely mental, he said he knows that you have a lot of money you are meant to share with Edward and that he is going to kill you and take it for himself!
Please Willson, you are the only person I know in this country, you must help me! Please reply if you get this! Help!
Sheila Hagger
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And still no reply. I may have been rumbled.
Benson,
Why have you not replied? I ask again, have you met with Juan Kerr? This is important, he is very dangerous. Do you want the money I have sent? I need to collect my cousin�s fortune, why are you messing about? Reply to me ASAP!
Edward.
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Dear Mr Victor,
Why have you still not replied to my e-mails? I am in your country with a lot of money to invest and you do not even have the common decency to arrange to meet with me. What is wrong with you? I can make you a very rich man, Mr Victor.
Reply ASAP
Dr Juan Kerr
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Dear Mr Colman,
I have not received a reply to the e-mail I sent the other day to explain my situation. I will not be in Abidjan for much longer and it is vital that we meet as soon as possible so we can conclude the transfer of Dr McBryers� fees to you. As I�m sure you understand, time is running out for this transaction and we must work quickly.
Please reply to my e-mail as soon as you can, I cannot afford to wait much longer.
Dr Juan Kerr.
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Still nothing, looks like it�s game over. One last nudge to see if he�s interested before I bury this one.
You have not replied to my messages. Why not? I need this money, if you have no intention of progressing with this transaction then you should say so now.
I will be disappointed, but you should not just ignore me. It is very bad manners.
Dr. Edward McBryers III
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Alas, this bait is no more. I�m well and truly rumbled. Still, it was four weeks of this guy�s time wasted.
From : BENSON COLMAN <[email protected]>
Sent : Friday, July 28, 2006 4:22 PM
To : "Dr. Edward McBryers III" <[email protected]>
Subject : Re: URGENT!!!
BC/LEGAL ADVICER LEGAL MATTERS,BANKERS ET INVESTMENT UNIT I'INTERIEUR ET JUSTICE MINISTRY
......................................................................................................................................................................................................................................
SUBJECT:obtaining of bank recormended document from ministry of financeand justice court of law.
Attn /Dr. Edward McBryers
Sequel to your transaction, this will be my last message to you, if you still willing to complete it, send the money , give me all the information, and if i comfirm it, we countinue with more information.
If you failed to act as i adviced you forget all. because this will be my last email i repect, for your own good.
Thanks for co-operation.
Barrister Benson Colman.
Principal Attorney.
Winners Chambers.
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Game over then. Time to bid him farewell.
Benson / Willson / Hassan,
Thank you for your recent e-mail. I�m sad to hear that you no longer wish to continue in this business transaction � I had thought of quite a fun direction in which to take it.
I know there was no $6,000,000, you know I never had any intention of sending you a penny. Good luck with your next victim though, it�s important that you should be able to make money from the misplaced trust of others without ever actually doing a day�s work.
I hope you have enjoyed the last four weeks, I know it�s kept me amused.
Kind regards,
Dr Edward McBryers / Dr Juan Kerr
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Fanny Plunge
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I like it a lot..It gets a bit tedious in the middle..but I guess that's the point..and shows their desperation for what it is..I think the turning of Juan was a great development but maybe could've been done a little slower..you may have got him to believe it if you slowed his journey to Abdijan down and done up some flight tickets..All in all good shtuff for me..
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