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Posted: Wed Jun 14, 2006 4:35 pm

I was glad to see your letter. I am happy very much.
I cannot write, I was ill a little.
My throat hurts, and the temperature has risen.
I promise tomorrow I shall answer your letter, please do not become angry,
I not specially was ill, up to tomorrow.

Posted: Sun Jun 25, 2006 6:05 pm

Hi my love XXXXX. I have received yours email. I loved it. Honourly, I
completely use Reception of your characters. That I use most of all,
which you very much open, and It does it very simple for me to open my
basis also. That I really loved, was your three sources of love. It -
silent understanding, Mutual privacy, trust, sharing sights and
pardon. It - loyalty in good times. The love is pleased existing, it
hopes during the future, and it does not reflect the past. It -
chronicle " day per day from " Irritations, problems, compromises,
small disappointments, large victories and General purposes. If you
have love in your resource, it can fill very many things you in
absence. By and large, which can slightly also " to be juicy " for the
man, but it Something, that to close by me within the limits of the
last several years. Successful opencast but it is honour, they really
do not mean much, because their things do not help the basis. I am
pleased, that you can trust me, and you can name me the love. I hope
it of a Leg that path. If there is any time, where you doubt rather
concerning me or if I speak something, that the infringements you,
please inform me. I think, that is very simple, be Honourly, when we
speak concerning good subjects, however, I find difficult to be
completely honour, when we speak concerning the negative editions. At
least it - for me. I hope, sometime, that you feel, that you can trust
me sufficient to inform me "Poor" things also. Especially, if you -
infringement with me. I shall try to do Same. However, I should
emphasize, I have no any any reason to doubt rather concerning you.
Honourly, your characters were filled so with the large soul and
basis, which it me to feel really good. It was long time, as I felt
warm feeling Inside my basic principles. I love to receive yours
e-mails. You, seem, very pleasant person, it seems, really for
knowing, that you search in the Attitude, and does not wish to agree
about less than it, you search, It seems, really for using a resource,
and to have the strong basis. Gratitude for opening your basis to me.
I wish to study much more concerning you. I shall finish on this
letter, I shall be with impatience to wait for your letter, love mine,
please, write to me faster, I very much to miss without you. Know,
that far in Russia, the girl lives which loves you and the letter
waits from you. To not overlook me. Your love Elena!!!

Posted: Mon Jul 03, 2006 10:34 pm

To me very much to like to find out about you ever more and more.I shall be glad there is all that you will be going, especially hot from pork

Posted: Thu Jul 06, 2006 7:09 am

@ Stepan Fetchit

Yes I like thee!! I talked about it to mimed, and she speaks, what is it well, she thinks, that I shall be happy. I have said to mimed, that thee the cider good person and that I completely trust to thee.

The constant use of 'thee' makes me wonder if she's a Quaker.
Twisted Evil

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 29 Jul 2006 Posts: 18

WayneRBW, about the vlad who wants to spend some time in revenge....maybe "catching up" = "getting even" = "revenge?"

Or maybe s/he's Khan.

Posted: Sat Jul 29, 2006 8:27 am

Uhm, you mean I was supposed to *read* what they send me Embarassed

I just jot down a quick reply about wanting to meet them, love letter through love generator and wait for them to talk money..... Or I just copy/paste their letters to each other.

Posted: Tue Aug 01, 2006 1:51 pm

Quote:

The father has thrown us when to me there were 7
months. But I do not condemn it for it.

The only guy I know who throws people is Mr T.

Posted: Tue Aug 01, 2006 10:57 pm

Quote:

Hi my sun! I send you Photo. She very much to similar me. we have such statement: men it is similar to eyes, and ears of women. xxxxxx, what can you tell about it? Whether you bear to such men?

Quote:

u have told about To me to friends? Today in me day has passed completely. There was a solar weather.

Today it was sunny?

Quote:

It is very pleasant for me, That you want me... to see, feel our affinity. You will try as I prepare. Everyone who tried my meal, praised her. She turns out very tasty. To me very much to like To bakee pies with different stuffings. And when we go on the nature I prepare fried Meat. I think, you should try my meal. I promise, you will not regret. Write, Please, that you think in this occasion.

Maybe this is the old phrase "the way to a man's heart is through his stomach"?
Funny thing was that in another email today from another scamming munter she was also going on about pies! Do all Russian girls like to bakee pies??

Posted: Tue Aug 08, 2006 2:29 pm

Quote:

Excuse that so long answered your letter at me there was of time I was very much engaged at job. That you are going to do in these day off. I for the present do not know that I shall do faster all we with the girlfriends we shall go on a summer residence to one my girlfriend on shish kebabs.

Go on shish kebabs?

I can just imagine it..... Liliya..... her girlfriends....... all riding shish kebabs up the road to another girlfriends house for atheir summer holidays........ sounds like a dream, and I thought kebabs were something you ate after the pub closed.

Not quite a Newb Joined: 22 Dec 2005 Posts: 31

Tell them you can read Russian and have them send you letters. That way you can babelfish and understand them.

Then babelfish broken English to Russian to fuck with them. Waste there time and heart ache, not yours.

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