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rosie
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Joined: 22 Jan 2006
Posts: 19
Location: Virginia Is For Lovers
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Tue Jul 25, 2006 10:31 am |
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Yes, I said that earlier! |
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Tue Jul 25, 2006 12:02 pm |
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Now we have Part III - and the title is:
Three Mugus in a Tub?
Six Lads in a Leaky Boat?
It's Only Just a Matter of Rust?
Nearer My Trunk Box to Thee? |
_________________ Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
x5 x2 x 246
x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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Raoul Duke
419Eater is my life
Joined: 31 May 2006
Posts: 383
Location: Bat Country, Kingdom of Fear
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Tue Jul 25, 2006 1:15 pm |
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"All aboard for Davy Jones' locker?" |
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viereinsneun
419Eater is my life
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 365
Location: Planet Earth
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Wed Jul 26, 2006 1:24 am |
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Damn it!
Missed the crossing of the Equator.
I guess that I got to see the launch of the trunkbox, so I can't be too dissapointed. |
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YeaWhatever
Baiting Guru
Joined: 24 Oct 2005
Posts: 4188
Location: Secret Lair
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Wed Jul 26, 2006 1:27 am |
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^^^^
Yes. The money is now North of the Equator and less than 400km from the Nigerian coast. I had to give Okoma a gentle shove to hurry his ass up before someone else gets the money first. I don't know what the hell he is waiting for. He's got the boat. I would hope by now, he's got the GPS locator. I guess that we'll just have to wait. |
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Carmen Sandiego
Master Baiter
Joined: 05 Jun 2006
Posts: 127
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Wed Jul 26, 2006 2:17 am |
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Eeep, I really MUST get photoshop and learn to post pics on here. I just got the most disturbing mental image of Rose and Jack doing the flying thing on the Titanic.... only they had mugu heads. |
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YeaWhatever
Baiting Guru
Joined: 24 Oct 2005
Posts: 4188
Location: Secret Lair
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Wed Jul 26, 2006 12:27 pm |
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I have good news , and I have bad news .
First, the bad news. We are probably not going to be hearing from Okoma for four days or longer. This leads us to the good news.
The good news is that we will not be hearing from Okoma becaue he won't be home. He'll be 500+ kilometers out to sea, looking for the money. He has appearantly, already left. |
_________________ <a href="http://www.419eater.com/html/letters.htm" target="_blank">
<i>"I just want to know why."</i> - Koffi Kuku - The Road to Chad/Darfur
<i>"We are in Kampala."</i> - Bernard Martin - The Road to the Bwindi Impenetrable Forest
<i>"i have arrive safe in namibia"</i> - Tony Kalabi - The Road to the Skeleton Coast
<i>"he is in aswan"</i> - Larry Ken - The Road to Abu Sunbul
The Road to the Hot Zone</a>
<a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=89779" target="_blank"> The Making of a TWAT</a>
<a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=100535" target="_blank"> The Second Coming of TWAT</a>
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persephone
Baiting Guru
Joined: 05 Jun 2006
Posts: 2846
Location: land of cloggies
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Wed Jul 26, 2006 12:54 pm |
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That is indeed good news. I can't wait to read his report on his 4 days adventure! |
_________________ a strange idiot tracked you down on arrival you moved with him like a christmas goat to a strange hell hotel and gave him paper or what you call money my ass. - J3ff Rich4rds
14 months and counting
I HAVE SEEN THAT YOU LOVE DOG SEX, LET ME KNOW WHEN YOU CAN COME TO AFRICA I WILL TAKE CARE OF YOUR HOTEL EXPENSES AT LEAST TO SATISFY THE DOG'S URGE - some banker
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daavros
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 18 Nov 2003
Posts: 35
Location: Southern Spain
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Wed Jul 26, 2006 12:55 pm |
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The good news is that we will not be hearing from Okoma becaue he won't be home. He'll be 500+ kilometers out to sea, looking for the money. He has appearantly, already left. |
Please may this be true. If so, this safari is the best one yet. Let's hope Okoma get's tossed off the boat when the captain of that rust bucket realises there is no trunk of cash.
You never know, Okoma could end up re-enacting the film Open Water
Either that scenario or the boat sinks in high seas
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i have never been on a boat |
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA - I really do hope the waters are really really choppy |
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Roycropper
Baiting Guru
Joined: 14 Nov 2005
Posts: 7992
Location: Luxury Coffin
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Wed Jul 26, 2006 1:02 pm |
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Theyre going to have to produce a sailor's hat smiley now, as well as the pith helmet.
Well done! May your lad have a 100% risky voyage. |
_________________ the European Union has bounced on our freckles
COULD YOU IMAGINE WHAT HAPPENED WHEN I WENT TO THE BANK
our Agent is Completely broke, pocketless and stranded
I WLL SEND AN AFRICA WITCH TO ATTACH YOU BASTARD
You go die like bird
i started shouting HALLELUJAGOBBLE but none of them notice me immediately police arrested me due to the shouting
f*ck u asshole ur damn mother will loose ur fcuking skull brain ur brain is nothing to compare with rat f*ck ur u
MY FRIEND ALEX WAS DETAINED IN POLICE STATION
I am not happy due to the question i answered at money office. Let me tell you do not play with me ok.
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Wed Jul 26, 2006 1:06 pm |
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Alternate titles:
The Cruel Sea
Ship of Fools |
_________________ Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
x5 x2 x 246
x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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persephone
Baiting Guru
Joined: 05 Jun 2006
Posts: 2846
Location: land of cloggies
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Wed Jul 26, 2006 1:10 pm |
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Maybe Shiver and YW should change avatars now. YW the Pirate! |
_________________ a strange idiot tracked you down on arrival you moved with him like a christmas goat to a strange hell hotel and gave him paper or what you call money my ass. - J3ff Rich4rds
14 months and counting
I HAVE SEEN THAT YOU LOVE DOG SEX, LET ME KNOW WHEN YOU CAN COME TO AFRICA I WILL TAKE CARE OF YOUR HOTEL EXPENSES AT LEAST TO SATISFY THE DOG'S URGE - some banker
loads
x46 3x 2x 2x 2x 3x 9x 3x 2x 4 days of travel - 7 days stuck in airport |
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Raoul Duke
419Eater is my life
Joined: 31 May 2006
Posts: 383
Location: Bat Country, Kingdom of Fear
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Wed Jul 26, 2006 1:24 pm |
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YW, absolutely brilliant! |
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Orinoco!
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 21 Apr 2005
Posts: 35
Location: M�nchen
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Wed Jul 26, 2006 1:38 pm |
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Excellent news. I almost feel jealous, 4 days on the open sea, how nice.
I think open water 2 is out fairly soon (saw a poster yesterday), such good timings. Photochop any one?? ,
YW is he taking a camera to document his travels? |
_________________ Karma or retribution? |
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jojobean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Posts: 7586
Location: YOU WILL DRINK YOUR URINE IN A COMERCIAL BUS
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Wed Jul 26, 2006 1:47 pm |
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Man- I had lost track of this bait and I just started catching up. Bravo! This is fantastic. A lad at sea. What does he think he is going to do once he gets out in the middle of the ocean where the box is? Dive down to get it? Hopefully he dumps some blood in the water to repel the sharks out there. |
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Christ Ghana-Chad
Miracle Benin-Chad
Omar Edo-Abeche
Adamu Lagos-Abeche
Emi - S Africa-Egypt-Sudan 10k miles
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Kenny 3k miles- dont f*ck me up about the payment plz. i have a policy about that. I JUST GOT A SMALL GOAT TODAY AND ITS IN MY HOUSE NOW. i lobve the goat.
Ben 2.5k miles
Misc Germany-Holland, Atlanta, Beijing-ChangZhou, London-Glasgow, TIMBUKTU x 2 |
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vexorg
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 29 Jun 2006
Posts: 9
Location: Atlanta, GA
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Wed Jul 26, 2006 2:02 pm |
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Well, from what I understand, piracy is still active out on the high seas.
Methinks that this mugu may end up as some pirate's "cabin-boy"!!!
Then again, no self respecting pirate would bother with that rustbucket....probably end up using it for target practice...... |
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Text Dead
Master Baiter
Joined: 28 Jun 2006
Posts: 139
Location: On a wall
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Wed Jul 26, 2006 2:04 pm |
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Now, THIS is the true meaning of fishing |
_________________ Still kicking and screaming since day 1
Your transaction is 100% risk free |
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Nap Olean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 26 Oct 2004
Posts: 2300
Location: Latin America
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Wed Jul 26, 2006 2:32 pm |
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i hear other peolpe talk of the box but they do not have a boat so we should not worry abut them. |
Gotta love rumours!!!!! If they get out of hand, it could make for a real news story!!!! |
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Big Worm
Elite Baiter
Joined: 31 May 2006
Posts: 1292
Location: Hole in the ground
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Wed Jul 26, 2006 3:20 pm |
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Orinoco!
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 21 Apr 2005
Posts: 35
Location: M�nchen
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Wed Jul 26, 2006 3:32 pm |
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Superb.
Looks like they ran aground on a trunk box. |
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Big Worm
Elite Baiter
Joined: 31 May 2006
Posts: 1292
Location: Hole in the ground
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Wed Jul 26, 2006 3:43 pm |
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won huong lo
Master Baiter
Joined: 01 May 2006
Posts: 114
Location: On A Park Bench
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Wed Jul 26, 2006 3:45 pm |
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This has to be a first, 2 really long safaris out of 1 bait. Bravo YW good stuff maynard!! |
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Orinoco!
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 21 Apr 2005
Posts: 35
Location: M�nchen
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Wed Jul 26, 2006 3:55 pm |
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Maybe add one bottom right, so looks like the guy on th eirght is trying to reach it. up to u tho bw |
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Big Worm
Elite Baiter
Joined: 31 May 2006
Posts: 1292
Location: Hole in the ground
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Wed Jul 26, 2006 4:08 pm |
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Orinoco!
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 21 Apr 2005
Posts: 35
Location: M�nchen
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Wed Jul 26, 2006 4:10 pm |
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Heehee, wicked |
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