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Posted: Tue May 23, 2006 4:43 pm

Here's a "somewhat" lengthy bait with a a Swedish cancer patient. At first I meant to just throw a couple of insults in Swedish at him, but the bait kept going on and on and on and became the bait I've had the most fun with by a large margin. Mostly because of my role, I had a blast writing about mooses etc in butchered English to him.

Now that I read this I'm really embarrassed by my horrible Swedish. Apologies to all Swedes. I hope my old teacher doesn't see this. Embarassed

I won't translate all the Swedish bits, but you can just assume that anything in Swedish is some sort of an insult. The often appearing 'getknullare' means (I hope it means) 'goatfucker'.

Exclamation

Fun fact: there's 358 messages in this bait. My record. May take while to get this all posted...

Quote:

From: "JURGENY STERK" <[email protected]>
Subject: MY WISH
Date: Thu, 05 Jan 2006 12:31:15 +0000

Hello,
My name is JURGEN STERK, a Swedish national I have been diagnosed
with Esophageal cancer .It has defiled allforms of medical
treatment, and right now I have only about a few months to live,
according to medical experts. I have not particularly lived mylife
so well, as I never really cared for anyone(not even myself)but my
business. Though I am very rich, I was never generous, I was always
hostile to people and only focused on my business as that was the
only thing I cared for. But now I regret all this as I now know that
there is more to life than just wanting to have or make all the
money in the world. I believe when God gives me a second chance to
come to this world I would live my life a different way from how I
have lived it. Now that God has called me, I have willed and given
most of my property and assets to my immediate and extended family
members as well as a few close friends .I want God to be merciful to
me and accept my soul so, I have decided to give alms to charity
organizations, as I wantthis to be one of the last good deeds I do
on earth. So far, I have Distributed money to some charity
organizations in the U.A.E, Somalia and Malaysia. Now that my health
has deteriorated so badly, I cannot do this myself anymore. I once
asked members of my family to close one of my accounts and
distribute the money which I have there to charity organization in
Bulgaria and Pakistan, they refused and kept the money to
themselves. Hence, I do not trust them anymore, as they seem not to
be contended with what I have left for them. The last of my money
which no one knows of is the huge cash deposit of Twenty Eight
Million dollars($28,000,000,00) that I have with a finance/Security
Company abroad. I will want you to help me collect this deposit and
despatch it to charity organizations.
Kindly note that 20% of this funds must go to the tsunami
victims,10% should go to the victims of Katrina huricane in the
United States of America and another 5% for your effort. Then the
65% will go to other charity organisation around the world..
Please note that all correspondence as regards this project should
be directed to my private mail box.
Email:[email protected]
I await your prompt response.
Thanks,
JURGEN STERK

My first few messages are just asking for more info in lousy Swedish. I want to make sure that he doesn't have a babelfish at hand. Skip.

Quote:

From: polson
To: [email protected]
Date: Jan 5, 2006 6:31 PM
Subject: Re: MY WISH

Hej, jag f�tt din brev d�r du beskrev din situation. Jag vill hj�lpa dig om jag kan. Beretta mer om din modalitetena, tack.

Pippa Olson

Quote:

From: JURGEN STERK <[email protected]>
To: polson
Date: Jan 5, 2006 8:19 PM
Subject: urgent response needed

Dear sir,

First i must thank you for you quick response to my e-mail,hoping that this will bring good will to mankind. My reason for contacting you is that I have been greatly disappointed by my family members they have failed to carry out all the insructions I gave to them when I shared all my assets to them. As write you this mail they have all abandoned me in the hospital. The most painful aspect is my wife , I hear that she is now having an affair with another man, she could not even wait for me to die.

I am happy that my wish is about to be carried out, since my immediate family has decided to act wickedly, I have sworn that they shall not know about this money. It must go to charity so that I can make peace with my soul.

I have attached to this mail pictures of me in the hospital.
I need you to reassure me that you can handle this project and that you promise to distribute the money to charity
organisations especialy the tsunami victims. I have been very rude to people all my my life, that is the reason why I want to do a little good so that I can have peace with my soul and also when I die at least it will be on record that I helped changed somebody's life for good.
As soon as I hear from you, I will send to you contact details of security company where this funds are deposited to enable you open correspondence with them.
I would have loved to speak with you, but unfortunately this cancer has made it almost impossible for me to speak . I feel serious pain
each time I want to speak. We can always communicate through the e- mail. I wil try to give you a call.Please answer this question what kind of work do your do?
Please note that I do not intend to cause you any problems, this money belongs to me, all you need to do is to help me distribute it as I have instructed . At this stage in my life I cannot do anything that will put anybody in trouble.
The doctors informed me that I have very few weeks to live, so you can see why I am desperate to conclude this project before I pass away. kindly send to me any valid identifiaction of you.Please note that my son Jurgen Sterk(jr) will write and read your mails to me he will give you all necessary informations as regards this project he is just 14 years old and he is with here in the hospital this is so because i can not do much from my sick bed.Kindly send to me your mobile phone number.

I hope to hear from you soon.
Thanks,
Jurgen Sterk

He attached the often seen hospital pictures.

Quote:

From: polson
To: JURGEN STERK <[email protected]>
Date: Jan 6, 2006 11:19 AM
Subject: Re: urgent response needed

Ja, beretta mera. Jag ska v�nta f�r adressen av detta kompani. Varf�r skriver du inte i svenska?

Pippa Olson

Quote:

From: JURGEN STERK <[email protected]>
To: polson
Date: Jan 6, 2006 1:11 PM
Subject: SV: Re: urgent response needed

CONTACT MY ATTORNEY ON EMAIL ADDRESS : [email protected] FOR DOCUMENTATION AND LEGALISATION.

Okay, let's contact the barrister.

Quote:

From: polson
To: [email protected]
Date: Jan 6, 2006 3:09 PM
Subject: Om Jurgen Sterk

Hej, Jurgen Sterk skrev till mig och be mig att ta kontakt med dig. Han vill at jag skulle hj�lpa honom med hans pengarna. Kan du beretta mig om din modalitatena?

Tack,
Pippa Olson

Quote:

From: BARR CURTIS DAVIS <[email protected]>
To: polson
Date: Jan 6, 2006 11:20 PM
Subject: Re: Om Jurgen Sterk

PLEASE WRITE ME IN ENGLISH I DONT UNDERSTAND YOUR LANGUAGE.

Quote:

From: polson
To: BARR CURTIS DAVIS <[email protected]>
Date: Jan 7, 2006 3:06 PM
Subject: Re: Om Jurgen Sterk

Helo, barrister manperson. I sori not speck Engelska too goodly. Hope you understate. Jurgen Sterk writes to me and say I talkes to withyou. He has moneys with youse to me wants to give to help with. What modalities you have?

Pippa Olson

Quote:

From: polson
To: [email protected]
Date: Jan 7, 2006 3:07 PM
Subject: Han talar inte svenska

Hej! Jag skrev till din v�n Davis men han f�rs�r inte svenska. Hoppas att han f�rst�r min engelska. Hur g�r det med dig? Jag vill s�ga att det �r mycket sn�lla f�r dig att beretta allt om din pengarna till mig, jag vill g�rna hj�lpa dig.

Pippa Olson

Quote:

From: BARR CURTIS DAVIS <[email protected]>
To: polson
Date: Jan 7, 2006 5:07 PM
Subject: REQUIRMENT

Dear Olson,

Thanks for your interest in the wish of our client, a brother Mr Jurgen Sterk who is presently at sick bed.
It is true that he wrote us informing us to draw an agreement between both of you that his money must be use according to his wish.
Apart from the fact that you have so far according to you sent your scanned passport to mr Jurgen Sterk, we on our own we want to have the followings from you to keep in our records for sake of transparency and equity.
1. A scanned copy of international passport/driverse license.
2.Contact address
3.Address of place of work
4.Age
5.Affidavit
6. tel/fax numbers
All this we require from you to enable us prepare the agreement and to as well file a copy in the court registry.
The legalisation and Authourisation fee is four thousand six hundred and fifty us dollars ($4,650) payable through my clerk (Wesley Harry), 147 davis close, london united kingdon.
Break down $2650 documentation
$1000 court filing and registry
$1000 notery chrges.
We do hope you understand this.
Thanks
Barr. Curtis Davis

Quote:

From: polson
To: BARR CURTIS DAVIS <[email protected]>
Date: Jan 8, 2006 8:37 PM
Subject: Re: REQUIRMENT

Deer barristerman,

I having difficulty problems understating what you writted. Could you please explanate with more easy writing?

Pippa Olson

Quote:

From: BARR CURTIS DAVIS <[email protected]>
To: polson
Date: Jan 9, 2006 1:08 PM
Subject: urgent

send us the followings.

1. A scanned copy of international passport/driverse license.
2.Contact address
3.Address of place of work
4.Age
5.Affidavit
6. tel/fax numbers
All this we require from you to enable us prepare the agreement and to as well file a copy in the court registry.
The legalisation and Authourisation fee is four thousand six hundred and fifty us dollars ($4,650) payable through my clerk (Wesley Harry), 147 davis close, london united kingdon.

regards

Quote:

From: polson
To: BARR CURTIS DAVIS <[email protected]>
Date: Jan 10, 2006 10:28 AM
Subject: Re: urgent

You using very difficalt words, I not understate. Clarificate more plese.

My adress is

Pippa Agneta Dorothea Ragnhild Olson
9/14 Bakl�ngs �tare (9/14 backwards eater)
Ingenby 21344 (none town)
Sverige / Sweden

I am 48 year young.

What is mr Wesleys bank number? I can no send monies if I not knowing bank number.

Tack,
Pippa Olson

Quote:

From: polson
To: [email protected]
Date: Jan 10, 2006 1:31 PM
Subject: Hur g�r det?

Hej!

Hur m�r du? Du har inte skrivit till mig f�r n�gra dagar. �r allt ok? Jag hoppas att du m�r inte f�r d�ligt. Din v�n Davis har skrivit till mig men hans engelska �r mycket h�rd att f�rst�. Vi ska se hur det g�r till.

Skriv till mig,

Pippa Olson

Quote:

From: BARR CURTIS DAVIS <[email protected]>
To: polson
Date: Jan 10, 2006 4:26 PM
Subject: PAYMENT METHOD

PLEASE SEND THE MONEY THROUGH WESTERN UNION MONEY TRANSFER WITH THE NAME (WESLEY HARRY) OUR ACCOUNT OFFICER. SEND US THE PAYMENT INFORMATION AS SOON AS YOU MAKE THE PAYMENT

REGARDS

Quote:

From: JURGEN STERK <[email protected]>
To: polson
Date: Jan 10, 2006 5:09 PM
Subject: SV: Hur g�r det?

please sign the agreement with my lawyer so as for you to have the full right of the fund. yesterdays doctors report was not encouraging at all.
please act on time

Quote:

From: polson
To: JURGEN STERK <[email protected]>
Date: Jan 10, 2006 8:41 PM
Subject: Re: Hur g�r det?

Why you no writting in swedish? It much gooder if you writting swedish, I not understanding engelska too goodly.

Pippa Olson

Quote:

From: JURGEN STERK <[email protected]>
To: polson
Date: Jan 11, 2006 11:58 AM
Subject: information

I no longer write because of my ill health and my little boy can hardly write in swedish.

Are you through with my attorney now?
Jurgen

Quote:

From: BARR CURTIS DAVIS <[email protected]>
To: polson
Date: Jan 11, 2006 12:19 PM
Subject: Re: urgent

please confirm if you recieve my yesterday payment informations.

Quote:

From: BARR CURTIS DAVIS <[email protected]>
To: polson
Date: Jan 11, 2006 4:58 PM
Subject: Re: urgent

WE WANT TO HERE FROM YOU. MR JURGEN IS WORRIED OVER THE PENDING AGREEMENT.
THANKS

Quote:

From: polson
To: JURGEN STERK <[email protected]>
Date: Jan 11, 2006 6:41 PM
Subject: Re: information

I understate now. Sad to here you so ill, hope geting beter soon. Still talking with barristerperson, him writting big words, hard to understate, but it wil be ok soon, I sure! Hoppas att du ruttnar i helvete, dumskulle!

Pippa Olson

Quote:

From: polson

To: BARR CURTIS DAVIS <[email protected]>
Date: Jan 11, 2006 6:42 PM
Subject: Re: urgent

Heloo, barrister gubbe,

Jurgen darling writted to me to say I must sign agreement withyou write. Do be sending it to me soon pleease, so we can finish modalititties.

Pippa Olson

Quote:

From: JURGEN STERK <[email protected]>
To: polson
Date: Jan 11, 2006 8:07 PM
Subject: SV: Re: information

THANK YOU FOR YOUR EFFORT BUT I WANT YOU SIGN THIS AGREEMENT NOW. AM AFRAID OF THE UNSEEN.

Quote:

From: BARR CURTIS DAVIS <[email protected]>
To: polson
Date: Jan 11, 2006 8:08 PM
Subject: PAY THE AGREEMENT FEE (MONEY)

YES WE ARE WAITING FOR THE AGREEMENT FEE (MONEY) WE WILL SEND IT TO YOU AS SOON AS YOU MAKE THE PAYMENT.
REGARDS

Quote:

From: polson
To: JURGEN STERK <[email protected]>
Date: Jan 12, 2006 4:04 PM
Subject: Re: Re: information

J�vlig getknullare,

What this unseen is? Tellplease more, what it looks like? I very concerned.

Pippa Olson

Quote:

From: polson
To: BARR CURTIS DAVIS <[email protected]>
Date: Jan 12, 2006 4:05 PM
Subject: Re: PAY THE AGREEMENT FEE (MONEY)

No no no, Jurgen darling say to sign agreemention. You needing to send to me for signating. Hurries please, no time too many to spend. This no playing matter.

Pippa Olson

Quote:

From: JURGEN STERK <[email protected]>
To: polson
Date: Jan 12, 2006 4:31 PM
Subject: SV: Re: Re: information

have you sign the agreement with my attorney?

Quote:

From: BARR CURTIS DAVIS <[email protected]>
To: polson
Date: Jan 12, 2006 4:37 PM
Subject: Re: PAY THE AGREEMENT FEE (MONEY)

yes you have to pay for it.

Quote:

From: JURGEN STERK <[email protected]>
To: polson
Date: Jan 12, 2006 5:24 PM
Subject: pay the agreement

My attorney (lawyer says you have refuse to pay the agreement fee. please try and pay the agreement fee.

Quote:

From: JURGEN STERK <[email protected]>
To: polson
Date: Jan 13, 2006 10:37 AM
Subject: SV: Re: Re: information

have you conclude with my attorney?

Quote:

From: polson
To: JURGEN STERK <[email protected]>
Date: Jan 13, 2006 12:39 PM
Subject: Re: information

The barristerperson not been sending me the agreement for signing. I
not understanding why he not doing so.

Tell me, what hospital you in? Is it Stockholm?

Kyss fittan och d�,

Pippa Olson

Quote:

From: JURGEN STERK <[email protected]>
To: polson
Date: Jan 13, 2006 2:36 PM
Subject: SV: Re: information

Pease go pay the little agreement fee or you can't handle this for me. you are giving me stress for christ sake. i have given instruction to my lawyer to act.

let me know if you are finding it difficult to raise the agreement fee.
i will be contacting other person if by the end of the day you are unable to sign the agreement with my attorney(lawyer) Curtis Davis.

Am in the uk hospital not swedish hospitl.

God bless you

Quote:

From: polson
To: JURGEN STERK <[email protected]>
Date: Jan 13, 2006 7:14 PM
Subject: Re: Re: information

Du har ont i huvud, getknullare, ("You have a headache, goatfucker"? NOT what I meant to write, methinks... Embarassed

)

Why brittish hospital? Swedish hospitals much better being. You come here, it much better to youes.

Fee not being troubling, it being barristerperson who not sending me agreemention for signement. He being very difficult, not like swedish people who nice.

Pippa Olson

Quote:

From: JURGEN STERK <[email protected]>
To: polson
Date: Jan 14, 2006 10:58 AM
Subject: SV: Re: Re: information

PLEASE PAY THE AGREEMENT FEE. THERE IS NO WAY HE WILL SEND YOU THE AGREEMENT WITHOUT PAYING FOR IT.

Quote:

From: polson
To: JURGEN STERK <[email protected]>
Date: Jan 14, 2006 6:44 PM
Subject: Re: Re: Re: information

Deer Jurgen, you not telled me about unseen you mentionated. I need knowing, I being very worried for you am. And why being in englandian hospittal? You much better to being in swedish hospittal, good doctor here. Who your doctor? Din morsa �r en hora.

Pippa Olson

Just a bunch of nonsense...

Quote:

From: polson
To: [email protected]
Date: Jan 17, 2006 5:46 PM
Subject: monies qustion

Mr barrister man, I keeping hear not min rakryggad Jurgen hospittal
bovstrek. Is Wesleyman getknullare a part already of din svindleri?
Waitring sending money for nication. Mayhap dollars 4000 but is not
duhar kuk in your rumpa 650? Explaining more please. How can do? I am
snappi the kleine croccydeal.

Please quickly answers,
Pippa Olson

Quote:

From: BARR CURTIS DAVIS <[email protected]>
To: polson
Date: Jan 18, 2006 11:52 AM
Subject: what do you mean?

please pay the agrement fee/charges if you are ready and forget about it if you are not willing. your mail is not understandable.
regards

Quote:

From: polson
To: BARR CURTIS DAVIS <[email protected]>
Date: Jan 18, 2006 6:52 PM
Subject: Re: what do you mean?

Monies being long ready abba getknullande svindlare. How sending? Need badly instructioners. How Jurgen? Not skithuvud hearing longtime. Very worrying.

Pippa Olson

Quote:

From: BARR CURTIS DAVIS <[email protected]>
To: polson
Date: Jan 19, 2006 11:42 AM
Subject: payment directives

Wesley Harry is our clerk. pay through western union money transfer with the following details.

Name : Wesley Harry
address: 21 bute street, united kinngdom..

Jurgen is still very sick that is why he hardly talk this days. pay the money and send us the payment slip /money transfer control number ( mtcn)

Regards

Barr. Curtis Davis

Quote:

From: polson
To: BARR CURTIS DAVIS <[email protected]>
Date: Jan 19, 2006 6:41 PM
Subject: Re: payment directives

Deer barristerperson,

Very sadding and teribel hearing jurgen sick. Hope get better soon. When I sick I eating many oranges and berries, they being mycket guud for healthing. You be telling Jurgenman to eating berries so in guud heath soon. Have you blackberries with there? He telling me of unseen seeing things being. Are still there? What sort of unseen? Me thinking it not good seeing unseen things. Agarab in the kunstverk or not? Gabba gabbahey.

Meperson being sendiring moneys quicky. Is ok if yourse being puting the fyraettnio in din r�v? Informate pelase.

Thankies and suga min kuk,
Pippa Olson

Quote:

From: BARR CURTIS DAVIS <[email protected]>
To: polson
Date: Jan 20, 2006 11:04 AM
Subject: Re: payment directives

PLEASE SEND THE AGREEMENT MONEY. THERE IS NOTHING UNSEEN IN THIS CASE. I WANT TO RE ASSURE YOU THAT MR JURGEN MONEY WILL BE AVAILABLE AS SOON AS YOU SIGN THE AGREEMENT. AND AGAIN YOU WILL BE MADE THE BENEFICIARY AS SOON AS YOU PAY THE AGREEMENT FEE.
REGARDS

Quote:

From: polson
To: BARR CURTIS DAVIS <[email protected]>
Date: Jan 20, 2006 4:51 PM
Subject: Re: payment directives

Barristerian manperson,

No lying with me you! Jurgen friend say himself there being unseen thingies! You meaning they not more him with? When we in sweeden see unseen thingie we say "Du �r en mycket hj�rnl�st fyllskalle! Din morsa var en get! Kyss mig i arslet!" I thinking it good if you say so too, maybe it helping things with Jurgenman. He being sick youknow, you needing to help get good healthy again.

You not say it ok with fyraettnio in the r�v? Yes or no? Money waitings for sending.

Pippa Olson

Quote:

From: BARR CURTIS DAVIS <[email protected]>
To: polson
Date: Jan 20, 2006 12:51 PM
Subject: Re: payment directives

Send the agreement charges now.

Quote:

From: BARR CURTIS DAVIS <[email protected]>
To: polson
Date: Jan 20, 2006 5:37 PM
Subject: Re: payment directives

Yes i have told you he is sick.

Quote:

From: polson
To: BARR CURTIS DAVIS <[email protected]>
Date: Jan 21, 2006 10:32 AM
Subject: Re: payment directives

I knowing he sick! That what me been saying! Why not you getknullare
lisening to me? It important he being getting good healthy again. It
not funny being sick, I knowing what it being like when sick, I had
flu one time. It not nice at all. Nose filledbeing with notnice thing.
Yucky bleh nonfun. Mother say eating berries much, so I eating berries
much and then being goodhealthy aggain.

Why you delaying this transcactioning?

Pippa Olson

Quote:

From: BARR CURTIS DAVIS <[email protected]>
To: polson
Date: Jan 21, 2006 10:52 AM
Subject: INFORMATION

HELLO OLSON,
AM NOT SURE YOU CAN HANDLE THIS ISSUE FOR MY CLIENT. FOR THE PAST TWO WEEKS , YOU HAVE NOT BEEN ABLE TO REACH UP TO A CONCLUSION WITH ME WITH AS REGARDS THE AGREEMENT FEE.

I THINK I WILL ADVICE MY CLIENT TO LOOK FOR ALTERNATIVE PERSON.

REGARDS

Quote:

From: polson
To: BARR CURTIS DAVIS <[email protected]>
Date: Jan 21, 2006 6:22 PM
Subject: Re: INFORMATION

Berristormanperson,

You not being friendlynice person accusationing me thingsys. Jurgenman him self wantied me helping him so you needing me helping him! It being hims wish. It not me who difficulty, it you who firstly notsigning agreementon and all time verry confuzing being using difficlit big wordes.

Moneysendmenting never has beeing problem. It only you who not giving goody informationings! You not nice man being with me trying helping Jurgenman with him being ill and sicko. Monies been readuy here all time waiting for sendement. It not very esaysimple here youknow, not like brittain, you needing to understanding barristorman!

Me moneys sending when possibel. Me go monday shopping for moose repelling spray, go to sending monies then, do undeerstanding now? It not funnynice when moose eating all doorknobs from house! Moose bites very nasty. And me wanting you from appologies for not being nicely to me!

As sweedens persons say: suga min kuk, barrstool.

Pippa Olson

Quote:

From: BARR CURTIS DAVIS <[email protected]>
To: polson
Date: Jan 23, 2006 11:36 AM
Subject: Re: INFORMATION

Its noted

Quote:

From: polson
To: BARR CURTIS DAVIS <[email protected]>
Date: Jan 23, 2006 7:51 PM
Subject: Re: INFORMATION

"Its noted" ?

That is all? I went long way to sending monies today and now come back and that all I find you been writting? You very rude, mr barrsterman! You really make me feel angried. Thankk you very muchly!

Now I feeling very very very very angried. It good you not being in sweeden, unfriendly peopple like you get ears cutted off and feeded to moose.

Pippa Olson

I ask Jurgen if his father was really a goat.

Quote:

From: polson
To: [email protected]
Date: Jan 23, 2006 7:52 PM
Subject: Jag har knullat din morsa

Obehaglig Jurgen,

Din barristermanne Davis �r en runkare och so �r du. Jag hoppas att du boda ska ruttna i helvete och ha din �gona plockat ut med rostiga spikar. Kyss fittan, s�ger jag. �r det sant att din morsa �r en hora och din pappa �r en get?

Pippa Olson

Quote:

From: BARR CURTIS DAVIS <[email protected]>
To: polson
Date: Jan 24, 2006 11:05 AM
Subject: SORRY

DEAR OLSON,
AM SORY IF I HAVE IN ANY WAY BE RUDE TO YOU. ITS JUST THAT MY CLIENT IS PUTTING PRESURE ON ME.

REGARDS

Quote:

From: JURGEN STERK <[email protected]>
To: polson
Date: Jan 24, 2006 11:14 AM
Subject: I APPRECIATE YOUR EFFORT

MY DEAR MR OLSON,

ITS QUITE UNFORTUNATE THAT YOU HAVE BEEN PASSING THROUGH STRESS BECAUSE OF ME. I PRAY GOD ALMIGHTY WLL REWARD YOU ONE DAY.

PLEASE TRY AND PAY THE ATTORNEY FOR THE AGREEMENT BECAUSE IF YOU ARE UN ABLE TO SIGN THE AGREEMENT BEFORE I DIE, SO AS FOR YOU TO BE THE SOLE ADMINISTRATOR OF MY WILL AND WISH.

I HAVE INCREASED YOUR PERCENTAGE TO %10 BECAUSE I HAVE FOUND OUT THAT YOU ARE UPRIGHT.

REGARDS

Quote:

From: polson
To: BARR CURTIS DAVIS <[email protected]>
Date: Jan 24, 2006 11:57 AM
Subject: Re: SORRY

Barstool Davids,

Guuda morneng, have you receivered my monies already? The n�dligande beaver I sended yesterdiddy to geggig you. Confirmate pleese. Din r�v beh�ver a very good mr Roger Ing. At the office, I meaning.

Now expecting your sending of the luktande agreementioment.

Pippa Olson

Quote:

From: polson
To: JURGEN STERK <[email protected]>
Date: Jan 24, 2006 11:59 AM
Subject: Re: I APPRECIATE YOUR EFFORT

Getknullare Jurgenperson,

Nicely good hearing you feel bettering already. Is unseen still there? You be eating berries like i been saying so you quicky-quicky goodhealthy again. Be wearing many clothes so not being sick again future in. Coming back to sweeden soon so we can meeting you.

Ruttna i helvete och kyssa fittan,

Pippa Olson

Quote:

Date: Jan 24, 2006 12:04 PM
Subject: I HAVE NOT RECIEVE THE MONEY

DEAR OLSON,
I HAVE NOT RECIEVED ANY MONEY. PLEASE SEND ME THE INFORMATION YOU USE IN SENDING IT.

Quote:

From: JURGEN STERK <[email protected]>
To: polson
Date: Jan 24, 2006 12:10 PM
Subject: HOW ARE YOUR FAMILY?

THANK YOU FOR YOUR CONCERN ABOUT MY HEALTH.
REGARDS

Quote:

From: polson
To: BARR CURTIS DAVIS <[email protected]>
Date: Jan 24, 2006 12:36 PM
Subject: Re: I HAVE NOT RECIEVE THE MONEY

Me used informationings as you telled me before. Being Harry Wesley in
London. Who you tinking I sended to? Mikki Mousse? Now you being
silly, hihi. Serriously, collectate monies pleasing so we can having
more modalities.

Knulla din morsa,
Pippa Olson

Quote:

From: BARR CURTIS DAVIS <[email protected]>
To: polson
Date: Jan 24, 2006 12:58 PM
Subject: SEND PAYMENT SCANNED SLIP

WHY ARE YOU INSULTING ME?

PLEASE SEND ME THE PAYMENT SCANNED SLIP. I NEED TO HAVE THE MONEY TRANSFER CONTROL NUMBER (MTCN) AS THIS IS THE ONLY WAY WE CAN GET THE MONEY. WAS IT WESTERN UNION MONEY TRANSFER YOU USE IN SENDING IT OR MONEY GRAM? ALL THIS I NEED TO KNOW TO ENABLE ME CLAIM SAME

REGARDS

Quote:

From: polson
To: BARR CURTIS DAVIS <[email protected]>
Date: Jan 24, 2006 7:50 PM
Subject: Re: SEND PAYMENT SCANNED SLIP

I not insulating you. Why me would insulate you, you nice friendly young manbarrister. You helpping Jurgenman with illnies.

What you meaning with slippy? I thinking slippy somethimg menpersons wearing on neck? I very confuseing now. You wanting me buying you slippy as gift? Soory but I being all ready married with nice sweeden man, name Nisse-Tomte. He getting jealousy if I sending gifties to strange men.

Money been sended with moneygrammy. They nice people, mine brother daughter friend working in moneygrammy place. What this number thing you asking of? I was in line with line-waiting number 27, is that what you needy? I not thinking that very important? Can please clarificate little, I not understating you?

Pippa Olson

Quote:

From: BARR CURTIS DAVIS <[email protected]>
To: polson
Date: Jan 25, 2006 12:29 PM
Subject: WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

SEND ME THE PAYMET SLIP YOU USE IN SENDING THE MONEY TO WESLEY HARRY OR FORGET IT.

Quote:

From: polson
To: BARR CURTIS DAVIS <[email protected]>
Date: Jan 25, 2006 3:54 PM
Subject: Re: WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

Do you meaning with slippy the receipt they give me in monygrammy place? What you need that for? Monies waitting for you. You needing only to going to get it from your monygrammy place.

Look, it not very easy understating you when you not being very clear with what saying to me. You using many oddly words I having difficult understating. Why not you ask Jurgenman helping you to writting in sweedish so I can being understate you betterly?

You sounding very stressed. You needing to go skiing. Skiing very fun and relaxating.

Pippa Olson

Quote:

From: BARR CURTIS DAVIS <[email protected]>
To: polson
Date: Jan 26, 2006 11:21 AM
Subject: Re: WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

I need the money gram sending information to enable me claim the money.

Quote:

From: polson
To: BARR CURTIS DAVIS <[email protected]>
Date: Jan 26, 2006 5:48 PM
Subject: Re: WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

My dear getknullare barrstrad, I telled you all ready before that I sended monies just like you telled me to sending. With informationings you telled me to use. Why you having it difficulty?

You looky for yourself, I scannied receipt papper they given me at friendlynice monnygrammy place.

So you seeing me am very helpfulled to you, doing these things so I hope you appreciatening what I doing. Now finally be sending me the agraamention for signing and telling me when you will transferate Jurgenman monies to me?

Kyss fittan,
Pippa Olson

At last I get the chance to use the Finnish MG form I scanned when I first started baiting. Text in Finnish, Swedish and English.

Unfortunately the MTCN part is a bit cut off. Smile

Q: What is Jurgen?
A: A goatfucking thief
Amount of money: 419 dollars

Quote:

From: BARR CURTIS DAVIS <[email protected]>
To: polson
Date: Jan 27, 2006 9:57 AM
Subject: THANK YOU

Good morning Olson,

I really appreciate all your effort but the money gram receipt you scanned was one side why the official side that contains the money gram number and stamp to enable me claim the money was not scanned properly.

send the two pages of the receipt again because the second page did not appear in this way.

regards

Quote:

From: polson
To: BARR CURTIS DAVIS <[email protected]>
Date: Jan 27, 2006 10:59 AM
Subject: Re: THANK YOU

What you meaning? There no second page. This only page. Other side
being only legal information in sweedish, no writting info.

Now hurryupping go getting monies please. Not liking to wait all days.

Pippa Olson

Quote:

From: BARR CURTIS DAVIS <[email protected]>
To:
Date: Jan 27, 2006 3:00 PM
Subject: re send it to me the form is cut off

Dear Olson, i have forwarded the copy you scanned to me back to you to see that its not complete. resend the recept and form.

some part of the form is cut off.

Note: forwarded message attached.

(My earlier mail)

Quote:

From: BARR CURTIS DAVIS <[email protected]>
To: polson
Date: Jan 27, 2006 3:23 PM
Subject: RE SEND THE FORM

SOME PART OF THE FORM IS CUT OFF. RE SCAN WITH OTHER SCANNER.

Quote:

From: polson
To: [email protected]
Date: Jan 27, 2006 5:01 PM
Subject: furstratted at barrsterd

Dear Jurgenman!

Hopy you feeling gooder all ready. Remember be eating many berries, so getting goody very quickly. I been sended many monies to barrstardman but he still not telling me he gotten them. Feeling muchly furstrating with hims, he being very slowly and difficlit. Hopping him soon sendating me form you wantied me signing. When will you be comming to sweeden?

Jag hatar dig,
Pippa Olson

The moomin trolls make their first appearance. For those who aren't familiar with these lovely creatures, here's a pic and a Wikipedia linky. Greatly recommended reading to everyone with kids. Moomin trolls will have a bigger role later.

Quote:

From: polson
To: BARR CURTIS DAVIS <[email protected]>
Date: Jan 27, 2006 5:02 PM
Subject: Re: RE SEND THE FORM

I not understating why you so complettely notnice and difficlit to me! I sendied monies many days ago and you still keeping wasteing time! Now you better be verry quickyfast with this. I been very helpfulled to you, scannating pappers many time. You thinking I having no better thingies for doing than sending you pappers? You making me very angrry. Now my mumintroll pet running around house making noise becouse I been scannating pappers and not feeding mumintroll like should be doing. You not helpfilled nice man at all.

And I not understating what you needing any papper scannating any way. People at monnie gram place telled me you can getting money right away. No any talking of needing any pappers. You better be explanating your self very goodly to me!

Pippa Olson

Another scan, this time a bit blurred. Very Happy

Quote:

From: JURGEN STERK <[email protected]>
To: polson
Date: Jan 27, 2006 6:03 PM
Subject: INFO

DEAR OLSON,

THANK YOU FOR ALL YOUR EFFORT SO FAR DESPITE THE STRESS YOU HAVE BEEN GOING THROUGH.

THE MONEY WILL BE TRANSFERED TO YOU SOONEST.

MY ATTORNEY SAID HE HAS RECIEVE THE FORM YOU SCANNED HIM BUT THE FORM NUMBER IS NOT CLEAR.

TRY AND SEND THE MONEY GRAM NUMBER TO HIM BECAUSE MONEY GRAM AGENT HAS REFUSE TO PAY HIM THE MONEY.

PLEASE SEND HIM THE MONEY GRAM NUMBER AGAIN.

GOD BLESS YOU

Quote:

From: BARR CURTIS DAVIS <[email protected]>
To: polson
Date: Jan 27, 2006 6:05 PM
Subject: TYPE AND SEND ME THE MONEY GRAM NUMBER

DEAR OLSON,

PLEASE SORRY TO TELL YOU THAT YOUR SCANNED COPY IS NOT CLEAR TO ME.

JUST TYPE THE MONEY GRAM NUMBER AND SEND IT TO ME BECAUSE MONEY GRAM AGENT HAS REFUSE TO PAY ME THE MONEY.

THEY ARE INSISTING ON THE MONEY GRAM CONTROL NUMBERS

REGARDS

Quote:

From: polson
To: BARR CURTIS DAVIS <[email protected]>
Date: Jan 27, 2006 6:31 PM
Subject: Re: TYPE AND SEND ME THE MONEY GRAM NUMBER

Not understating what meaning you with number. Moneys sent 4650 dollaries as you telled. You seeing it self on the papper.

Pippa Olson

Posted: Tue May 23, 2006 4:58 pm

Quote:

From: BARR CURTIS DAVIS <[email protected]>
To: polson
Date: Jan 27, 2006 7:04 PM
Subject: Re: TYPE AND SEND ME THE MONEY GRAM NUMBER

NOT THE AMOUNT (4650) . BUT THE MONEY GRAM SENDING NUMBER ON THE FORM YOU USE IN SENDING ME THE MONEY.

REGARDS

Quote:

From: BARR CURTIS DAVIS <[email protected]>
To: polson
Date: Jan 27, 2006 7:06 PM
Subject: INFO

SEND US THE MONEY GRAM MONEY.
REGARDS

Quote:

From: polson
To: BARR CURTIS DAVIS <[email protected]>
Date: Jan 27, 2006 8:10 PM
Subject: Re: TYPE AND SEND ME THE MONEY GRAM NUMBER

I not using any number when sendating. I senda monie with Wesleyman name and adderss you give to me. You see it on the papper your self. I sended it to you, you looky your self, why you not understating I not knowing.

Pippa Olson

Quote:

From: BARR CURTIS DAVIS <[email protected]>
To: polson
Date: Jan 28, 2006 2:47 PM
Subject: PLEASE RESEND WITH WESTERN UNION MONEY TRANSFER

HELLO OLSON,
PLEASE WE ARE FINDING DIFFICULTY IN CLAIMING THE MONEY YOU SENT THROUGH MONEY GRAM. i WOULD ADVISE YOU GO RE SEND IT WESTERN UNION MONEY TRANSFER SINCE YOU ARE UNABLE TO PROVIDE US WITH MONEY GRAM SENDING DETAILS.

WE DO HOPE YOU UNDERSTAND THIS

REGARDS

Quote:

From: JURGEN STERK <[email protected]>
To: polson
Date: Jan 28, 2006 3:13 PM
Subject: INFO FROM MY BARRISTER

Hello Olson,

Please get in touch with my attorney and feed me back with situation reports.

He complained of not been able to cash the legalisation charges you sent him because of the fact that there was no money gram number so contact him back and conclude all necessary arrangements.

Regards

Quote:

From: polson
To: BARR CURTIS DAVIS <[email protected]>
Date: Jan 28, 2006 3:17 PM
Subject: Re: PLEASE RESEND WITH WESTERN UNION MONEY TRANSFER

Papphj�rna barsterdman,

No I not understandate this at all. Why you having difficlutties?

I doing everytthing like the way you telled me to doing. It your probblem if you having difficlutties. Why you keeping telling me do this do that but never your self doing thingys. I not going to sendate monnies aggain. Monie waithing for you right now. Why would it be better sending it aggain when you not able to getting monnies now? I not going to doing all work aggain to hear you not getting my monies.

And what this detail you keeping asking of? I sended monnies exactlily with informationings you telled to me. If you not can tell me what it you needing how can I be telling any things? I not understating you. I sended you scannation two times, you seeing every thing for your self. If you not can getting monies then why you asking for me sending monies in firstly place? Very oddly behaviour.

Pippa Olson

Quote:

From: polson
To: JURGEN STERK <[email protected]>
Date: Jan 28, 2006 3:22 PM
Subject: Re: INFO FROM MY BARRISTER

Getknullare Jurgenman,

Yes he keeping telling me he not getting my monies and I very very anggry and furstratted for him telling me doing all work and scannatting and everytthing and still he not getting monnies.

If he not ably to getting monies then why he asking me sending to him monies? I not understate why he being so difficulty to me. This very silly. It been many days and he still not doing things. I not liking this.

R�vare,
Pippa Olson

Quote:

From: BARR CURTIS DAVIS <[email protected]>
To: polson
Date: Jan 28, 2006 3:48 PM
Subject: MONEY GRAM NUMBER

I need the numbers on the money gram form to enable me fill the claiming form this way. There is always a number you use in sending money gram.

I need money gram control number

The mugu really seems a bit anxious. Five minutes after the previous mail:

Quote:

From: BARR CURTIS DAVIS <[email protected]>
To: polson
Date: Jan 28, 2006 3:53 PM
Subject: Re: RE SEND THE FORM

Send them the number on the form

Three minutes and Jurgen chips in:

Quote:

From: JURGEN STERK <[email protected]>
To: polson
Date: Jan 28, 2006 3:56 PM
Subject: SV: Re: INFO FROM MY BARRISTER

WHY NOT RE SCANNED THE NUMBER OR COPY THE NUMBERS ON THE FORM AND SEND TO THEM?

I NEED YOU TO HANDLE THIS MONEY FOR ME BECAUSE YOU CAME FROM SWEDEN AS WELL.

SEND ME THE NUMBER SO THAT I CAN HELP YOU FORWARD IT TO THEM.

THANKS OLSON

Ten minutes pass:

Quote:

From: JURGEN STERK <[email protected]>
To: polson
Date: Jan 28, 2006 4:04 PM
Subject: Try help me my friend

Hello Olson,

Please dont be disappointed its all because my attorney and you are not getting yourself right and again you know here in united kingdom to get money from money gram will require you present all the informations the sender use in sending the money to you.

regards

Now he manages to wait almost 50 minutes:

Quote:

From: BARR CURTIS DAVIS <[email protected]>
To:
Date: Jan 28, 2006 4:52 PM
Subject: DOWNLOAD AND SEE THE NUMBERS ARE NOT COMPLETE

PLEASE DOWNLOAD THE ATTACHMENT AND SEE ITS NOT CLEAR
REGARDS

Note: forwarded message attached.

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(My mail)

Quote:

From: polson
To: JURGEN STERK <[email protected]>
Date: Jan 28, 2006 5:14 PM
Subject: Re: Re: INFO FROM MY BARRISTER

Jurgenman,

What you talkking about? I not come from sweeden. I here all time, not leaving to anywhere. And why to go anywhere, it very nicely good here, only moose being a little irritatting sometimes. Eating doorknobbies when me not looking. You needing to be cumming here too soon, so you not getting sicko again.

Bye and kyss fittan,
Pippa Olson

Quote:

From: polson
To: BARR CURTIS DAVIS <[email protected]>
Date: Jan 28, 2006 5:15 PM
Subject: Re: DOWNLOAD AND SEE THE NUMBERS ARE NOT COMPLETE

Barristorperson man,

Yes I seeing the scannation is little nongood. Trying to scannating one more time again. Would be going to skiing rather instead, this not relaxating at all.

Pippa Olson

Quote:

From: BARR CURTIS DAVIS <[email protected]>
To: polson
Date: Jan 28, 2006 6:03 PM
Subject: THANK YOU

I APPRECIATE YOUR UNDERSTANDING. ITS JUST THAT I JUST WANT US TO CONCLUDE ALL NECESSARY ARRANGEMENT BECAUSE THE AGREEMENT IS ALREADY PREPARED WAITING FOR YOU TO COME AND SIGN.
ONCE AGAIN I APPRECIATE YOUR CO OPERATION SO FAR.
REGARDS

Quote:

From: polson
To: BARR CURTIS DAVIS <[email protected]>
Date: Jan 28, 2006 6:44 PM
Subject: Re: THANK YOU

Been trying scannating your papper here many time. Scamming machine looking dirtty, look like maybe one of mumintrollar has been peeing on it. Tryed to clean up, but it not workking goodly, making odd sounds. Dammed mumintrollar all time making troubles! Should send them back to mumindalen, nasty mumintrolles! All day nothingk but run around and peeing on other people scamming machines.

Here your monigrammy papper one time again. Maybe little bettering now? Now I go yell at mumintrollarna.

Pippa Olson

I sent the same pic as earlier, just a bit more blurred and turned upside down for good measure.

Now he tries to guess the MTCN. None of these is the right number. Smile

Quote:

From: JURGEN STERK <[email protected]>
To: polson
Date: Jan 29, 2006 5:15 PM
Subject: SV: Re: Re: INFO FROM MY BARRISTER

Dear Olson,

my attorney said you should confirm this number 14017303 or 14017363 or 14317363 the number on your form. which is the correct one on the money gram form that you use in sending the money.

he wrote this to me yesterday but unfortunately iwas too down.

regards

Not these either...

Quote:

From: JURGEN STERK <[email protected]>
To: polson
Date: Jan 29, 2006 9:34 PM
Subject: MY FRIEND HOW ARE YOU?

Dear Olson,

Please to make everything very fast, send me the Money gram digits numbers on the receipt to send to the attorney.

i need you to handle this will for me because i trust you. i belive you are the only one who can solve this for me. Is it 14017293 or 14017303 , 14017353?
please clarify which is the correct number for the collection of the money gram agreement charges.

God bless you.

Quote:

From: BARR CURTIS DAVIS <[email protected]>
To: polson
Date: Jan 30, 2006 10:24 AM
Subject: UPDATE

Dear Olson,
Thanks for re scanning the payment receipt. I suggest you go scan the payment receipt with other scanning maching since your scanning manching is bad or send the money with western union money transfer and send me the money transfer control number M.T.C .N) because what you scan to me is un viewable.I have complained to Mr Jurgen Sterk about this development.
Am not trying to frustrate you but am finding it difficult to claiming the agremment and documentation charges you sent to me.

Do you have a yahoo I.D? if so meet me on curtidavechamb my yahoo id and let us chart and conclude it all there.

Regards

A few choice words about inserting various body parts in other body parts, his mother's profession and rotting in hell for scamming.

Quote:

From: polson
To: JURGEN STERK <[email protected]>
Date: Jan 30, 2006 2:51 PM
Subject: Re: MY FRIEND HOW ARE YOU?

Getkullare Jurgen, jag vet att du ville ha en j�ttestora kuk i din r�v, men tyv�rr �r jag inte intressad. Som jag har sagt f�rr, din morsa �r en hora. Kyss vittan och d�. Du �r en svindlare och jag hoppas att du ska ruttna i helvete mycket snart. Du har skit i huvud om du tror att jag skulle senda pengar till dig.

Jag borde studera mera svenska, jag k�nner alltf�r f�taliga svordomar. Suga min kuk!

Pippa Olson

Quote:

From: JURGEN STERK <[email protected]>
To: polson
Date: Jan 30, 2006 3:31 PM
Subject: PLEASE HELP ME AND DISTRIBUTE THE WILL

DEAR OLSON,

PLEASE HELP ME BECAUSE ITS VERY DIFFICULT TO HAVE SOMEONE LIKE YOU. THE ONLY PROBLEM IS THE MONEY GRAM NUMBER ON THE FORM YOU SCANNED TO THEM.

KINDLY FOR GOD SAKE GO RE SCAN THAT SLIP WITH ANOTHER SCANNING MANCHING TO ENABLE THIS MONEY TRANSFER TO YOU TOMORROW UNFAILINGLY.

THANKS

Quote:

From: polson
To: BARR CURTIS DAVIS <[email protected]>
Date: Jan 30, 2006 3:58 PM
Subject: Re: UPDATE

Deer barristorperson,

Why you not having getting the monies all ready? Why all this waitting and troubles? I not likking way you not been getting monie, it been one week now when I sended monies to you.

Jurgenman keeping mailling to me numbers. I not understating any thing. I telled you many timeys beffore that I not using any numberies for sendating. I sendied with name and addressy you telled me. If I needing to use some number in sendieng, why you not telled me before I sendied? Nice peopple at Monny Gram place not said any things about numbers either.

If you not liking my scamming machine you feel free to sending me new scamming machine. Then I scamm the papper for you again and again. I not liking my scamming machine either, it smelling very bad now and making noises.

Pippa Olson

More wrong guesses.

Quote:

From: BARR CURTIS DAVIS <[email protected]>
To: polson
Date: Jan 30, 2006 4:19 PM
Subject: I WILL HELP YOU

Please there is the tracking number on the form. please just correct the number on teh form and confirm if this is correct form your side?
14017293 or 14017303or 14017363 the correct number that is what we need. money gram is suppose to give a receivers number or alternatively go and ask them about the transfer numbers.
I have promise to be good to you.

Again send us your bank account numbers to enable us transfer you the money as soon as you sign the agreement.

Thank you

Quote:

From: BARR CURTIS DAVIS <[email protected]>
To: polson
Date: Jan 30, 2006 5:41 PM
Subject: Re: UPDATE

please send me the number on the form you scan to me.

Next he pulls the standard 'almost arrested at WU because of bad info' -modality. This time it backfires on him.

Quote:

From: BARR CURTIS DAVIS <[email protected]>
To: polson
Date: Jan 30, 2006 7:09 PM
Subject: LAST OPTION

Dear Olson,

Am indeed dissappointed that the money you claimed to have sent has been giving me problem that my clerk Weley Harry was almost been arrested in the bank today if not for my integrety.

Go and re send this charges with western union money transfer and ask them give you the money transfer control number (M.T.C.N) or forget about this whole deal.

i can get someone else for my client if not for the fact that he keep on saying he trust you that you are from sweden.

bye for now

Quote:

From: JURGEN STERK <[email protected]>
To: polson
Date: Jan 30, 2006 7:13 PM
Subject: AM ABOUT CONTACTING OTHER PERSON

AM ABOUT CONTACTING OTHER PERSON BECAUSE MY ATTORNEY SAID YOU ARE NOT READY.

JUST TRY AND MEET UP WITH HIS CONDITIONS OR FORGET ABOUT MY WILL AND WISH.

THANKS

Quote:

From: polson
To: BARR CURTIS DAVIS <[email protected]>
Date: Jan 30, 2006 8:38 PM
Subject: Re: LAST OPTION

Barstardman,

Why Wesleyman being arrested? Are you being some kind criminally persons? What goings on? I verry worried now.

Pippa Olson

Quote:

From: polson
To: JURGEN STERK <[email protected]>
Date: Jan 30, 2006 8:40 PM
Subject: Re: AM ABOUT CONTACTING OTHER PERSON

I beeing very ready. Why you telling me I not ready? You not talking nicely to me now. I trying helpping you both very muchly every way I can but you not telling me what needing to do! You talkking of numbers and numbers all time and I not understating whatt is wrongly! Can you not be saying to me very clearly what is it you needing of me doing?

And now barstorman saying his Wesley been arrasted! Why? This so verry worrying, I very scared. Are you sure if barrsteer can be trustied? He not criminall or is he?

Pippa Olson

Quote:

From: BARR CURTIS DAVIS <[email protected]>
To: polson
Date: Jan 31, 2006 12:16 PM
Subject: DIRECTIVES

PLEASE FAX THE MONEY GRAM FORM TO THIS FAX NUMBERS 0044-87013-53627 AND 0044-70750-24563

AND COMMUNICATE ME AS SOON AS SOON AS THIS IS DONE. I SAID HE WAS ALMOST BEING ARRESTED. I PREFER WE WILL SEE THE FORM CLEARER IN THIS WAY.
REGARDS

Quote:

From: JURGEN STERK <[email protected]>
To: polson
Date: Jan 31, 2006 12:25 PM
Subject: update

Dear Olson,
You need not be worried. try and fax copies of the money gram form to the fax numbers given to you by my attorney and get back to me for the release of the money and your account number is needed as well for onward forwarding of the money to you.

regards

Quote:

From: polson
To: BARR CURTIS DAVIS <[email protected]>
Date: Jan 31, 2006 12:59 PM
Subject: Re: DIRECTIVES

Getknullare barstard,

Why was Wesleyman arrested? What reason? I not going to dealing with criminalles who being arrestered! I going to end all and get my monie back if you are criminalles! You better explaining why you having evildoing person assistant.

Pippa Olson

Quote:

From: BARR CURTIS DAVIS <[email protected]>
To: polson
Date: Jan 31, 2006 1:46 PM
Subject: CORRECTION

I said he was questioned over the payment informations (scanned copy) provided by you. why would you insult my clerk ( Wesley Harry) and call him criminal? (For scamming perhaps?) i deserve an apology for that insult. He was not arrested but was quetioned by bank officials to explain what was the full payment information which you have failed to provide us.
fax the form to 0044-87013-53627 and 0044-70750-24563.
.
regards

Quote:

From: polson
To: JURGEN STERK <[email protected]>
Date: Jan 31, 2006 2:30 PM
Subject: Re: update

Jurgen!

Det �r ju samma vad jag skriver h�r d�rf�r att du f�rst�r inte svenska men din barrist�r �r en kriminal! Om du inte visste det! Och so vidare, ska jag s�ga n�gonting fula h�r? F�r s�kert! Du �r en luktande svindlare som borda knullas i arslet med en j�ttestora svintryne! Kriminal! H�rregud!

Pippa Olson

Quote:

From: polson
To: BARR CURTIS DAVIS <[email protected]>
Date: Jan 31, 2006 2:35 PM
Subject: Re: CORRECTION

Deer barrstool,

It you who say your self Weslyman been arrestied! You self needing to appologise for wassting time and being notnice to me very many timesies! You keepping telling me doing this and doing that and all time very notclear and confussing and Jurgenman poor still in hospittal and you delaying things.

Send me fax machine then I will be faxating you the form. Do you thinking I have all kind machinies here? Not liking faxing machines any way, they slow and rectangular.

Pippa Olson

Quote:

From: BARR CURTIS DAVIS <[email protected]>
To: polson
Date: Jan 31, 2006 3:18 PM
Subject: CORRECTION

Dear Olson,
Please try go to a business centre and fax those money gram forms.

Quote:

From: JURGEN STERK <[email protected]>
To: polson
Date: Jan 31, 2006 3:20 PM
Subject: Re: update

Dear Friend,
Please dont be offended at all because my attorney is not the owner of the money. i own the money thats all so have no fear but pay his charges.

send him the fax copies.

thanks

The criminal assistant pops in.

Quote:

From: wesley harry <[email protected]>
To:
Date: Jan 31, 2006 4:00 PM
Subject: URGENT:fax payment slip

Dear Pippa Olson,
How are you today?
I am Wesley Harry the payment reciever officer to Barr Curtis Davis
We saw the scan payment slip of the money gram,
but the scan copy is not clear at all,i guess your scan machine is faulty,
in order to complete this transaction can you FAX the Money Gram payment Transfer Slip to our Office in London on this Fax Number: 0044-87013-53627 and
0044-70750-24563 as confirmation so that we can issue you reciept and send you the necessary document to sign and finish this transaction.
Also can you write out to me the MONEY GRAM TRANSFER NUMBERS?
once again thanks for your co-operation
yours
Wesley Harry

Quote:

From: polson
To: BARR CURTIS DAVIS <[email protected]>
Date: Jan 31, 2006 7:00 PM
Subject: Re: CORRECTION

Deer barrster,

Why criminal Wesleyperson mailing me? I not wanting to be mailied by crimnally peoples.

I not having business centries here. You telling me where nearest business centrie is, then I think if I going there. Not liking to going anywhere, my reindeer having bad foot, it not goody to going with bad foot. You understating that there many snows here, more than one metter, it not for fun to going places. You be asking Jurgenman what like when many snow in ground and bad reindeer. Not funny at all. May get cold and be ill like Jurgen! That not goody thing if both being ill.

Jurgenman seeming to being in goody healthy aggain, why he not comming to Sweeden?

Pippa Olson

Quote:

From: BARR CURTIS DAVIS <[email protected]>
To: polson
Date: Jan 31, 2006 7:08 PM
Subject: Apologise

Dear Wesley,

Apologise now or forget about everything concerning Jurgen Sterk and we the attorney. I hate been insulted. Have you forgotten am a legal practitioner? Here in the United kingdom, nobody calls anybody criminal why you are not sure of what you are saying.
regards

Quote:

From: polson
To: BARR CURTIS DAVIS <[email protected]>
Date: Feb 1, 2006 12:54 PM
Subject: Re: Apologise

What you saying! You very very very rude man!

It you your self who sayd Wesleyman crimanlly man and beeing arrestied! What you now being rude me for? Do you having badness in brains? You very notnice man!

This fine with me. I go monygrammy place and get my monnies back. Hope you being run over by many raindeers. Stuppid persons.

Pippa Olson

Quote:

From: BARR CURTIS DAVIS <[email protected]>
To: polson
Date: Feb 1, 2006 1:11 PM
Subject: BYE

GO AHEAD. IF YOU CAN RE SEND IT WITH WESTERN UNION MONEY TRANSFER.

Huh? Now he send me a couple of tiny document pics. Too small to make out any writing in them.

Quote:

From: BARR CURTIS DAVIS <[email protected]>
To: polson
Date: Feb 1, 2006 1:41 PM
Subject: Mr Jurgen Sterk's will copy

Mr Jurgen Sterk's will copy for your perusal.
regards

Quote:

From: polson
To: BARR CURTIS DAVIS <[email protected]>
Date: Feb 1, 2006 2:28 PM
Subject: Re: Mr Jurgen Sterk's will copy

Getknullare bartore,

You really oddly strange person. First telling me day after day my scammer not goody enough and then sendating me redicculously scannatted pappers! You needing a lesson in how to dealing with other peoples, rude man. Why you sendating any things to me any way? You go kiss moose on lips, mister.

Pippa Olson

Quote:

From: BARR CURTIS DAVIS <[email protected]>
To: polson
Date: Feb 1, 2006 2:33 PM
Subject: bye

bye

Quote:

From: polson
To: [email protected]
Date: Feb 1, 2006 4:30 PM
Subject: Ruttna i helvete, getknullare!

Deer Jurgenman,

You barristool is a terribel manperson. He being very insulating and rude and now he not longer wantes me helpping you. So I will be tomorrow going with reindeer to moniegranny place and getting my monies back.

You needing to getting another barristool who is not unfriendly to peoples and who knowing how to getting monies from moniegranny. This one very stuppid, like a little boy. Not knowing how to doing his work.

Hoppe to see you when you be comming back to Sweeden. Mailate me then.

Kyss vittan r�vare, (Fittan, dammit!)
Pippa Olson

The scammer doesn't give up.

Quote:

From: JURGEN STERK <[email protected]>
To: polson
Date: Feb 1, 2006 6:16 PM
Subject: SV: Ruttna i helvete, getknullare!

Dear Friend,
Please let me know if you are still willing to assist. On the other way round, you need to let me know if you are still willing to help me.

thanks

Quote:

From: polson
To: JURGEN STERK <[email protected]>
Date: Feb 1, 2006 7:15 PM
Subject: Re: Ruttna i helvete, getknullare!

J�vlig dumskulle,

Off course I wantting to helping you. It only being the barrsterman who being very difficlit and notfriendly persson and not wantting to help you, saying he not getting monies I sendated and making things noteasy and delaying all time.

Pippa Olson

Quote:

From: JURGEN STERK <[email protected]>
To: polson
Date: Feb 2, 2006 11:18 AM
Subject: CONTACT MY NEW ATTORNEY (BARR LARRY BENSON)

HELLO DEAREST FRIEND,

PLEASE DONT BE OFFENDED BY MY FORMER ATTORNEY ATTITUDE. I HAVE GOTTEN OTHER ONE THAT WILL BE VERY SIMPLE WITH YOU.

YOU MAY NOW CONTACT HIM BY NAME BARR.LARRY BENSON ON EMAIL ADDRESS :[email protected] AS SOON AS POSSIBLE.

I HAVE TOLD HIM ALL THE DETAILS SO FAR. ALL YOU NEED DO IS TO SEND HIM YOUR NUMBER, AND YOUR FULL NAME AND WRITE HIM THAT I HAVE CHOOSEN YOU TO TAKE CARE OF MY WILL AND WISH.

THANKS FOR UNDERSTANDING

A new barrister! Yippee! Let's see how long he lasts.

Quote:

From: polson
To: [email protected]
Date: Feb 2, 2006 2:21 PM
Subject: Modalitits

Hellous, mr. newbarristerd. I was been asked to contact you by friendlynice mr. Jurgenman who catched illness and is in hospittal. Be sendating me your modalititties so Jurgenman be in goody health soon.

Pippa Olson

Meanwhile, the criminal assistant has found a translator! Usual hilarious babelfish quality. I especially like MONEY GRAM = PENGARNA GRAMMATIK Smile

Quote:

From: wesley harry <[email protected]>
To:
Date: Feb 2, 2006 7:24 PM
Subject: Reminder: URGENT:fax payment slip

Raring Pippa Olson , Hur st� det till ) idag? JAG er Wesley H�rja inbetalningen reciever officeren till Barr Brysk David Vi s� den avs�ka betalning glida om blyet pengarna grammatik , utom den avs�ka kopia �r inte klar p� all,i gissa din avs�ka maskin �r felaktig , for att komplett den h�r transaktionen kanna du FAX pengarna Grammatik betalning Flytta Glida till v�r Kontor i London p� den h�r Fax Antal : 0044-87013-53627 och 0044-70750-24563 s� bekr�ftelse s� fakta �t vi kanna l�mna ut du recept och s�nda du den n�dv�ndig dokument till underteckna och slut den h�r transaktionen. Ocks� kanna du skriva ute till jag pengarna GRAMMATIK FLYTTA Antalen? en g�ng �ter tack sj�lv till deras kooperation din Wesley Harry.

wesley harry <[email protected]> wrote:

Dear Pippa Olson,
How are you today?
I am Wesley Harry the payment reciever officer to Barr Curtis Davis
We saw the scan payment slip of the money gram,
but the scan copy is not clear at all,i guess your scan machine is faulty,
in order to complete this transaction can you FAX the Money Gram payment Transfer Slip to our Office in London on this Fax Number: 0044-87013-53627 and
0044-70750-24563 as confirmation so that we can issue you reciept and send you the necessary document to sign and finish this transaction.
Also can you write out to me the MONEY GRAM TRANSFER NUMBERS?
once again thanks for your co-operation
yours
Wesley Harry

The new barrister appears. The fee has gone from ~$4000 to �3000.

Quote:

From: BARR. Larry Benson <[email protected]>
To: polson
Date: Feb 2, 2006 9:41 PM
Subject: Urgent requirement

Hello pippa Olson,
you are required to pay Three thousand pounds sterling (3,000 G.B.P) as agreement charges. Mr Jurgen has told me about you that you are reliable. you are to pay the said money with the following name John Quilgley, address 34 railway close, shefiled, united kingdom.

Please pay the said charges through western union money transfer and send me the followings.

1. senders name
2. money transfer control number
3.amount sent.

Mr Jurgen is worried and believes in you so act on time.

Barr.Larry Benson

Quote:

From: JURGEN STERK <[email protected]>
To: polson
Date: Feb 3, 2006 9:43 AM
Subject: How are you today?

Hello Olson,
Have you written my new attorney? if so try and perfect all formalities on time.

I really appreciate your effort so far.

Regards

Quote:

From: BARR. Larry Benson <[email protected]>
To: polson
Date: Feb 3, 2006 10:05 AM
Subject: REQUIRMENT AND MODALITIES

Dear Pippa,

You are required to forward to us the followings in addition to the agreement charges.
1. Telephone numbers/ fax

2.Full address

3. Sex/ marital status

4.Age

5.Occupation

6.Three thousand pounds sterling payable through western union money transfer and send us the following information from western union.

1.senders name and address.
2.money transfer control number (mtcn)
3.amount sent
4.test question and answer.

All this will need to perfect the agreement and send same to the bank that will finally transfer the fund to your account.

Thanks for understanding.

A slight misunderstanding.

Quote:

From: polson
To: "BARR. Larry Benson" <[email protected]>
Date: Feb 3, 2006 12:15 PM
Subject: Re: REQUIRMENT AND MODALITIES

Hellous and goody day to you. Why asking me of very personall matters? My sex life is not any your business! It only belonging to me and husbandman. What kind of womman you thinking I am?

My address is 9/14 Bakl�ngs �tare, Ingenby 21344, Sweeden

Have you more modallities?

Pippa Olson

Quote:

From: polson
To: JURGEN STERK <[email protected]>
Date: Feb 3, 2006 12:16 PM
Subject: Re: How are you today?

Deer Jurgenman,

I being written to new barristorman. He askied me very personall thingys, I not muchly liking that. Maybe it some brittish way of finding wifes, do you think?

Also the criminall Wesleyman been writting to me! I not wanting to be written by criminallys. Should I be calling to brittish policeman?

Pippa Olson

Quote:

From: BARR. Larry Benson <[email protected]>
To: polson
Date: Feb 3, 2006 5:19 PM
Subject: REQUIRMENT AND MODALITIES

Hello Pippa,

I have no more modalities except your telephone numbers and the agrement / documentation charges of three thousand pounds sterling (3,000 G.B.P) payable through western union money transfer.

regards

Quote:

From: JURGEN STERK <[email protected]>
To: polson
Date: Feb 3, 2006 5:47 PM
Subject: How are you today?

Hello Friend,

Please dont reply Wesley Harry anymore. You need not deal with them. They disapointed us. Just try and sign the agreement on time with the new barrister. Larry Benson and get the money transfered to you.

But promise me you will not use the money for any other purpose except for the suppose people i have willed the money to.

Thanks and God bless you.

Quote:

From: polson
To: "BARR. Larry Benson" <[email protected]>
Date: Feb 3, 2006 8:58 PM
Subject: Re: REQUIRMENT AND MODALITIES

Deer newbarsterman,

Are you lokking for wife? My neighbur daughtter Gunilla is not marrid yet. I can be asking her if she wanting to marrie brittish barristerd. She be goody wife for you, she can skin a moose in ten minuttes! Very quicky girl, Gunilla is. Pretty too.

Pippa Olson

Quote:

From: BARR. Larry Benson <[email protected]>
To: polson
Date: Feb 3, 2006 9:31 PM
Subject: REQUIRMENT AND MODALITIES

Please sorry if i have in any way made mention of what you dont like. i dont need a wife. send me your telephone number and the agreement charges so that i can finish everything by tomorrow.

regards

Quote:

From: polson
To: "BARR. Larry Benson" <[email protected]>
Date: Feb 4, 2006 11:43 AM
Subject: Re: REQUIRMENT AND MODALITIES

Deer barrstorr Larry,

What you meaning no need for wife? Off course you needing wife! Every man needing a wife! Who be washing you in the back, who be irroning shirties, who skinning moose or feeding mumintrollar for you if you no having wife? You trusting me, Gunilla very goody wife for barristrerman like you! When you being barristoring in day, she lookking after home. She make good woolen underwears, she perffect wife for you. She having buutiful long hair, big bresties, clean tooths, she very buutiful looking. You sure to liking her.

You not hommysexual man, are you? Is that why you not wanting wifes?

Pippa Olson

Quote:

From: BARR. Larry Benson <[email protected]>
To: polson
Date: Feb 4, 2006 12:35 PM
Subject: Re: REQUIRMENT AND MODALITIES

Hello Pippa,

Am married. i do not need a second wife. please am out for my job not wife issue. my wife will be angry if she finds out me discussing issues concerning a second wife.

Please send across the agreement charges.

regards

Quote:

From: polson
To: "BARR. Larry Benson" <[email protected]>
Date: Feb 4, 2006 2:00 PM
Subject: Re: REQUIRMENT AND MODALITIES

Barsrotter Larryman,

All righty, no more wife talkking. But if you needing new wife be considerating Gunilla for wife. Do you having many childs?

I be sendating monnies soonly when I able to going to place again. It not simpple, living long distancies from sendating place you see. And it probly close for week end also. What being the adress for sendating aggain?

Kuksugare,
Pippa Olson

Quote:

From: BARR. Larry Benson <[email protected]>
To: polson
Date: Feb 4, 2006 5:41 PM
Subject: PAYMENT INFORMATION

Hello Olson,

Address : 34 railway close shefield, united kingdom.

Name :John Quilgley

Amount :Three thousand pounds sterling (3,000 G.B.P)

Please pay the said charges through western union money transfer and send me the followings.

1. senders name
2. money transfer control number
3.amount sent.

Barr. Larry Benson

Quote:

From: polson
To: "BARR. Larry Benson" <[email protected]>
Date: Feb 5, 2006 10:40 AM
Subject: Re: PAYMENT INFORMATION

Who is this John Guilgliu persson? Why not be sending to you? With last barrster I sended money to some otther persson and he was criminally! It very shoking to finding out I was sended monie to criminally man. Criminallys needing to be in prisons, not getting monies. I sure you agreeing with me.

I thinking it bestly if I sendate with your name. Then monies going to right persson.

Why you not telled me of childrens? I having two.

Pippa Olson

Oh dear... someone just made a mistake.

Quote:

From: BARR. Larry Benson <[email protected]>
To: polson
Date: Feb 5, 2006 11:46 AM
Subject: UPDATE

Ok use my name Curtis Davis and send through Money Gram.

send me the followings as soon as the payment is made.

1.Senders name

2.Amount sent

3.Money Gram transfer numbers (8 digits)

4. Test question

5. answer.

Thanks

Quote:

From: polson
To: [email protected]
Date: Feb 5, 2006 4:22 PM
Subject: criminally barstorrs!

Jurgen!!!!!!!!

New barristoolman is the old barristolman!

He writted to me and sayed to sending monies to barsstor Curtisman!

It is the same criminally peoples aggain! They saying they notcriminally newbarristror but they same oldbarstol as before. Talkking of wifes as if notthing wrong prettending to be goody peoples. Instead thiefing criminally evilpeoples.

This so terrible. I feeling very scary. We needing to be contactating brittish policeman quicky beffore more bad happens!

Pippa Olson

Quote:

From: JURGEN STERK <[email protected]>
To: polson
Date: Feb 5, 2006 5:04 PM
Subject: SV: criminally barstorrs!

Not a criminal i ask him to write you that you should not send money with curtis davis that you are not happy with curtis davis

thanks

Quote:

From: JURGEN STERK <[email protected]>
To: polson
Date: Feb 5, 2006 5:43 PM
Subject: INFORMATION

DEAR OLSON,
PLEASE AM NOW BE COMING SCARED OF THE WHOLE THING SINCE YOU ARE ALWAYS HAVING PROBLEM WITH BARRISTERS. I WANT TO USE THIS AVENUE TO INFORM YOU THAT I NOW WANT YOU TO DEAL WITH ME DIRECTLY.

I WILL NOT WANT MY MONEY TO GO TO WRONG HAND.
PLEASE SEND THE AGREEMENT CHARGES WITH MY NAME WHILE THE ATTORNEY (BARRISTER) TO THE HOSPITAL WERE AM BEEN ADMITED TAKES CARE OF THE AGREEMENT FOR YOU AND ME.

REGARDS

So much for the barristers.

Quote:

From: polson
To: JURGEN STERK <[email protected]>
Date: Feb 5, 2006 8:38 PM
Subject: Re: INFORMATION

Getknullare Jurgenman,

I being very scary too. How can be sure the monies will be going to you? That the bad barristords not be getting monies insteed? I am being very disturbeing. It not nicely fun when bad barristords stealing ill manpersons monies. Naughty thiefing barstord peoples!

Pippa Olson

Quote:

From: JURGEN STERK <[email protected]>
To: polson
Date: Feb 5, 2006 9:04 PM
Subject: THANK YOU FOR UNDERSTANDING

SEND WITH MY NAME FIRST THING TOMORROW MORNING.

NAME : JURGEN STERK I WILL ASK MY DOCTOR TO TAKE ME TO THE BANK AS SOON AS YOU SEND THE MONEY.

THERE IS A BANK BESIDE MY HOSPITAL.

I WILL NOW HANDLE EVERYTHING MYSELF.

THANKS FOR UNDERSTANDING.

Quote:

From: JURGEN STERK <[email protected]>
To: polson
Date: Feb 6, 2006 8:50 PM
Subject: ACT ON TIME

HELLO FRIEND,

I HAVE BEEN WAITING TO HEAR FROM YOU SINCE. PLEASE ACT ON TIME.

THANKS

Quote:

From: polson
To: JURGEN STERK <[email protected]>
Date: Feb 7, 2006 11:32 AM
Subject: Re: ACT ON TIME

But what if doctor being badly person too and steling moneys?

Pippa Olson

Quote:

From: JURGEN STERK <[email protected]>
To: polson
Date: Feb 7, 2006 11:38 AM
Subject: DOCTOR WILL TAKE ME TO THE BANK

MY DEAR SEND WITH MY NAME. THE DOCTOR WILL TAKE ME TO THE BANK.
THANKS

Quote:

From: polson
To: JURGEN STERK <[email protected]>
Date: Feb 7, 2006 12:39 PM
Subject: Re: DOCTOR WILL TAKE ME TO THE BANK

That what I meaning! What if doctorman steeling moneys when you in bank? I not wanting you to be robbied in bank.

Dra �t i helvete,
Pippa Olson

Quote:

From: JURGEN STERK <[email protected]>
To: polson
Date: Feb 7, 2006 1:27 PM
Subject: SV: Re: DOCTOR WILL TAKE ME TO THE BANK

he would not do that. am at his hospital you know.
thanks for the concern.

Some drinking song lyrics ?

Quote:

From: polson
To: JURGEN STERK <[email protected]>
Date: Feb 7, 2006 7:03 PM
Subject: Re: Re: DOCTOR WILL TAKE ME TO THE BANK

Deer Jurgenman,

Jag ska se om jag kan g� till den monneygram plats i morgon eller p� n�gon annan dag. Tror du att det �r ok? Eller borde jag knulla dig i rumpan i st�llet?

Vi dricker punsch, till lunch n�r vi har f�tt avin. Vi punscha hela dagen, tills kassan g�tt i sin. Eller hur?

Pippa Olson

Quote:

From: JURGEN STERK <[email protected]>
To: polson
Date: Feb 7, 2006 7:32 PM
Subject: write in english

Hello friend,

Please write in english. am not too good in swedish language.

Quote:

From: polson
To: JURGEN STERK <[email protected]>
Date: Feb 8, 2006 11:54 AM
Subject: Re: write in english

Fyllskalle Jurgenman,

What you meening no good in sweedish? How can you not be goody in sweedish when you being sweedish your selff? You have been understating me very welly when I writting to you before.

You being joking, I understanded now! Ha ha! Yes, very goodly joke. It nicely to seeing you not being so sicko that not able to joking. It very goody to laughing a lot. My mother always say that when a persson laughing, that persson is having good times. My mother very wise womman.

Pippa Olson

Quote:

From: JURGEN STERK <[email protected]>
To: polson
Date: Feb 8, 2006 1:40 PM
Subject: WERE IS THE MOMONEY FOR AGREEMENT?

WERE IS THE MOMONEY FOR AGREEMENT?

THANKS

Transport troubles...

Quote:

From: polson
To: JURGEN STERK <[email protected]>
Date: Feb 8, 2006 4:18 PM
Subject: Re: WERE IS THE MOMONEY FOR AGREEMENT?

Deer Jurgenperson,

I not having been able to going to moniegrammy place so far. My reindeer is having troubles with antlers. Last week it having bad foot and now it antlers are drooping. It being getting to old I thinking. It been goody reindeer, very nicely happy fellow, allways ready to going places. My husbandman is getting wax for antlers today, hope it will helping antlers getting to goody conditions soon.

What kind of wax you use for reindeers? Do they having many antlerwaxes in brittain?

Pippa Olson

Quote:

From: JURGEN STERK <[email protected]>
To: polson
Date: Feb 9, 2006 3:49 AM
Subject: THANKS FOR THE INFORMATION

HELLO OLSON,
AM HAPPY TO HEAR THAT YOU ARE IN GOOD CONDITION. PLEASE TRY AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE TO GET THIS MONEY TRASFERD TODAY. MANY PEOPLE WANT TO HELP ME DISTRIBUTE MY WILL BECAUSE THEY KNOW THEY WILL BWNWFIT FROM IT. I WANT YOU HANDLE IT BECAUSE YOU ARE A LADY AND AT THE SAME TIME RELIABLE.

GOD BLESS YOU.

JURGEN STERK

Quote:

From: polson
To: JURGEN STERK <[email protected]>
Date: Feb 9, 2006 6:32 PM
Subject: Re: THANKS FOR THE INFORMATION

Bless you too! Hopping your coughment getting better soonly. Be drinkking hot raspbeery juices, it goody for bad throats. I been rubbing waxies on antlers many hours with husbandman and we thinkking it now getting goodly. All ready looking like antlers not drooping so much. Soon being nicely shining and pointing uppwards. We very happi of this.

Kyss fittan,
Pippa Olson

Quote:

From: JURGEN STERK <[email protected]>
To: polson
Date: Feb 9, 2006 6:47 PM
Subject: We thank God

We thank God antlers is etting better. Please try go to money grm place and send the agreement money. time is going.
Thanks you very much

The rest will come later.

Posted: Wed May 24, 2006 5:28 am

Great work, you really have them frustrated! I especially liked when the nitwit "second" barrister used the name of the first one.

Thanks for taking the time to post all this, very enjoyable...

Posted: Wed May 24, 2006 7:46 am

Fantastic job clapping

I loved their desperation at trying to get you to give them the MTCN number.
It's amazing how a simple number can cause them so much aggravation.

I'm looking forward to the rest of the bait.

Posted: Wed May 24, 2006 10:00 am

^^ Thanks! Here's some more.

Quote:

From: polson
To: JURGEN STERK <[email protected]>
Date: Feb 10, 2006 3:08 PM
Subject: Re: We thank God

I thinking maybe able to going tomorrow for the monniegraamy place. Reindeer lookking muchly more healthie now. Antler waxing been very goody. I needing adress of hospittal for sendating the monies, so be telling it to me pleases.

Pippa Olson

Quote:

From: JURGEN STERK <[email protected]>
To: polson
Date: Feb 10, 2006 6:13 PM
Subject: Thanks

Hello Olson,
34,van disc layout london united kingdom. (Is it just me or have these addresses been really bizarre?)
Name: Jurgen Sterk.
please send me the money gram transfer information (number and amount )as soon as you send it.

Thanks

Quote:

From: polson
To: JURGEN STERK <[email protected]>
Date: Feb 11, 2006 12:52 PM
Subject: mongram

Deery Jurgenman,

Soonly I f� nippran with your mony grammy thingsies in arslet. Will you ta min very goodly kuk in the rumpan? I sure you liking to hearing this. I hoping you will f� k�nssjukdom very soon.

Byesies,
Pippa Olson

Quote:

From: JURGEN STERK <[email protected]>
To: polson
Date: Feb 11, 2006 3:02 PM
Subject: GIVE ME THE SCAN COPY

THANKS PLEASE SEND ME THE SCAN COPY OF THE MONEY GRAM FOR ME TO GO COLLECT IT NOW.

REGARDS

Quote:

From: polson
To: JURGEN STERK <[email protected]>
Date: Feb 11, 2006 7:13 PM
Subject: Re: GIVE ME THE SCAN COPY

Jurgenman darling,

I sorrie but I not remembering to going to monygramm place today! I meaning to going and all ready feeding reindeer but then I was been visited by mine cousin Svante-H�kan and wiffe and childrens and then I forgotted. We having many good time, we make snowmans with childrens. Many snowmans, snow moose also. I like making snowmans. Do you like making snowmans, Jurgen? I sure you do. Everybody liking to making snowmans, it very nicely fun. Is much snow there in your hospittal?

Now Svante-H�kan left and I noticing I not having gone to monnygum and time latening. I very sad. I promising to going firstly in mourning on monnday. I write big paper saying go to monigram for Jurgenman sake! Now I surely to remembering.

Kyss r�ven,
Pippa Olson

Quote:

From: JURGEN STERK <[email protected]>
To: polson
Date: Feb 11, 2006 7:27 PM
Subject: Thank you very much

Thanks,
I appreciate that.

My regards to my your husband.

Quote:

From: polson
To: JURGEN STERK <[email protected]>
Date: Feb 12, 2006 11:06 AM
Subject: Re: Thank you very much

Husbandman saying thankies for regardings. He say he hopping to seeing you soonly when you comming back to sweeden. When you thinking you here? If you being here in next summer husbandman surely wanting to going fish togetther, we having nicely lake near, many fishies.

Pippa Olson

Quote:

From: JURGEN STERK <[email protected]>
To: polson
Date: Feb 12, 2006 11:23 PM
Subject: happy sunday

Hello Olson,
Happy sunday. i have been very down since. am still expecting the transfer tomorrow to enable us conclude this whole issue.

good night

Quote:

From: JURGEN STERK <[email protected]>
To: polson
Date: Feb 13, 2006 5:55 PM
Subject: UPDATE

PLEASE GIVE ME UPDATE

The majestic moose!

Quote:

From: polson
To: JURGEN STERK <[email protected]>
Date: Feb 13, 2006 7:09 PM
Subject: Re: UPDATE

Getknullare Jurgenman,

You can not believeing what happen today! I was being comming back home from monnygramie place when what I see! A bigg moose standing in front house being eating my house doorknobbie! H�rregud, I thinkking. It only two monthies when we getted new doorknobbie when old doorknobbie was eaten by moose too! Nassty thingsies, those moose are. Alweys sneakking to eating other people doorknobbies when being away from homes.

I running to moose and shoutting loudly shoo shoo going away from doorknobbie now silly moose! But it not going away, it running at me in stead. It almost bitted me! Mind you, moose bites can be pretti nasti! A moose once bit my sister. No really, she was carving her initials on the moose with sharppened end of toothbrushy one day when it bitted her. Not verry wise thing to do, carving on moose. But moose not realli bitting me now, more like licking with big tongue. I getted all wet with icky moose tongue. Yuckys. I giving it a bigg whacky on head with broomsticky I having nearby and it go running aways.

Quitely scary thingy! It big moose, hoping it not comming back soonly aggain. Doorknobbie all bitten. We needing to geet new doorknobbie. Now we putting more moose repelling sprays to all over house to keepping moose away better.

Pippa Olson

Quote:

From: JURGEN STERK <[email protected]>
To: polson
Date: Feb 13, 2006 7:35 PM
Subject: THANK YOU SEND ME SCANNED PAYMENT SLIP

Dear Friend,

Sorry for what happened to you. Please send me the scanned copy of the money gram payment slip to enable me claim same.

Thank you very much.

Quote:

From: polson
To: JURGEN STERK <[email protected]>
Date: Feb 14, 2006 12:28 PM
Subject: Re: THANK YOU SEND ME SCANNED PAYMENT SLIP

Deer Jurgenman,

My scamming machine is in notgood conditioning. It been makking notclear scammings after mumintroll pet did notnice thingys to it. Very notnice behaviorings for mumintroll to doing! Barsitter man was not liking my scammings when I sendated to him before and saying that he not beings ably to reading it. But I can be sendating a scamming to you if you wanting.

But any ways, I talkking to friendlypeoples at monnygrim place and they saying very clearly that you can be getting moneys now. You only needing to going to your monnigarm place and showing indettificationing and they giving moneys to you. So all modalitties are in goody order, you can going to get moneys now.

Byesies,
Pippa Olson

Quote:

From: JURGEN STERK <[email protected]>
To: polson
Date: Feb 14, 2006 3:16 PM
Subject: copy the number for me and text question and answer

Please send me the followings
1.Reference number
2.test question
3.answer
4.amount sent
Thank you very much

Quote:

From: polson
To: JURGEN STERK <[email protected]>
Date: Feb 14, 2006 5:44 PM
Subject: Re: copy the number for me and text question and answer

Have you not yet having getting the monies? Try to hurrying uppy pleases.

Here what you askied:

Monies sent 3000 poundsies
Question being varff�r inga pengar? (Why no money?)
Anser being intte f�r tjockskallaer (Not for fools)

Not surely what is refferncie number.

Pippa Olson

Quote:

From: JURGEN STERK <[email protected]>
To: polson
Date: Feb 14, 2006 7:57 PM
Subject: 8 digits number

please the number is 8 digits on the form (transfer number0

Quote:

From: JURGEN STERK <[email protected]>
To: polson
Date: Feb 14, 2006 8:07 PM
Subject: please send the number

The reference number is the numbre ( 8digits)on the sending form.

Quote:

From: JURGEN STERK <[email protected]>
To: polson
Date: Feb 15, 2006 9:23 AM
Subject: GOOD MORNING

GOOD MORNING,

HOW WAS YOUR NIGHT? PLEASE SEND ME THE NUMBER THAT WAS WRITEN IN YOUR FOEM AS TRANSFER NUMBER OR REFERENCE NUMBER.

REGARDS

Quote:

From: polson
To: JURGEN STERK <[email protected]>
Date: Feb 15, 2006 11:22 AM
Subject: Re: GOOD MORNING

In bottom of papper it saying "MG 154 Send Form". Is this right number
you wantied?

Pippa Olson

Quote:

From: JURGEN STERK <[email protected]>
To: polson
Date: Feb 15, 2006 11:42 AM
Subject: SV: Re: GOOD MORNING

no is eight ( Cool

digits number

Quote:

From: polson
To: JURGEN STERK <[email protected]>
Date: Feb 15, 2006 12:38 PM
Subject: Re: Re: GOOD MORNING

Is it this nummer on top of papper? It having eight nummers. I was thinkking it was not importtant, it saying it being refferens nummer only.

Suga min kuk,
Pippa Olson

Bingo!

Quote:

From: JURGEN STERK <[email protected]>
To: polson
Date: Feb 15, 2006 5:37 PM
Subject: YES SEND ME THE NUMBERS

YES THAT IS THE NUMBER I MEAN. ITS EIGHT NUMBERS SEND IT NOW

THANKS

Quote:

From: JURGEN STERK <[email protected]>
To: polson
Date: Feb 15, 2006 5:53 PM
Subject: YES ITS EIGHT REFERENCE NUMBERS

PLEASE SEND THE NUMBER ITS EIGHT REFERENCE NUMBERS.
THANKS

Okay, let's start a little game of 'Guess the MTCN'! Number 1!

Quote:

From: polson
To: JURGEN STERK <[email protected]>
Date: Feb 15, 2006 8:51 PM
Subject: Re: YES ITS EIGHT REFERENCE NUMBERS

Deer Jurgenman,

It being verry hard to telling what nummer it being. You seeing, papper getted wet by moose when it licking me when I comming back from moniegramie place. Now nummers lookking smudgy and notcleary. But I thinkking it says 25520986. Are you now finally being ably to getting monnies?

Pippa Olson

Quote:

From: JURGEN STERK <[email protected]>
To: polson
Date: Feb 15, 2006 9:06 PM
Subject: PLEASE RE SEND

please write me the folowings :

1. Senders name:
2.Amout sent
3.Reference number
4.Test question
5.Answer

you know am not too sound please re copy this informations to me now to enable me receive the payment.
Regards

Quote:

From: polson
To: JURGEN STERK <[email protected]>
Date: Feb 16, 2006 1:13 PM
Subject: Re: PLEASE RE SEND

I all ready writted you those thingsies! What is problem? Du �cklar mig. Hoppas att du har mycket problem med din taskig monigramm!

Pippa Olson

Quote:

From: JURGEN STERK <[email protected]>
To: polson
Date: Feb 16, 2006 1:37 PM
Subject: REFRENCE NUMBER WRONG

MONEY DIFFICULT TO TAKE FROM MONEY GRAM BECAUSE REFERENCE NUMBER INVALID. PLEASE GO TO MONEY GRAM OFFICE AND COPY THE NUMBER FOR ME.

Number 2!

Quote:

From: polson
To: JURGEN STERK <[email protected]>
Date: Feb 16, 2006 2:32 PM
Subject: Re: REFRENCE NUMBER WRONG

Yes, nummer is difficlit to seeing becauses papper got wet with moose tongue. I thinkking nummer may be 25520988 in steads? Be trying with that nummer now.

Pippa Olson

Quote:

From: JURGEN STERK <[email protected]>
To: polson
Date: Feb 16, 2006 3:42 PM
Subject: not correct

Still not correct

Number 3!

Quote:

From: polson
To: JURGEN STERK <[email protected]>
Date: Feb 16, 2006 5:04 PM
Subject: Re: not correct

Sorries! I fingered nummer notcorrectlie! It being 25510986, or 25510988, not 25520988! Now it rightly.

Pippa Olson

Quote:

From: JURGEN STERK <[email protected]>
To: polson
Date: Feb 16, 2006 5:27 PM
Subject: PLEASE GO BACK TO MONEY GRAM

PLEASE GO BACK TO MONEY GRAM OFFICE AND CONFIRM THIS NUMBERS YOU KNOW AM NOT SOUND THAT AM SICK.

PLEASE GO VERIFY FROM THE MONEY GRAM OFFICE SEND WITH WESTERN UNION MONEY TRANSFER TO MAKE EVERYTHING FAST.

REGARDS

Quote:

From: polson
To: JURGEN STERK <[email protected]>
Date: Feb 16, 2006 6:14 PM
Subject: Re: PLEASE GO BACK TO MONEY GRAM

Deer Jurgenman,

Did you tried my nummers all ready? I pretti sure it correctly now.
You can getting monnies now. En klassiker till slut. Kyss fittan.

Pippa Olson

Quote:

From: JURGEN STERK <[email protected]>
To: polson
Date: Feb 16, 2006 7:05 PM
Subject: UPDATE

MY FRIEND,

I WAS UNABLE TO CLAIM IT. PLEASE GO AND FIND OUT FROM MONEY GRAM OFFICE.

REGARDS

Quote:

From: JURGEN STERK <[email protected]>
To: polson
Date: Feb 17, 2006 9:12 AM
Subject: please find out

They are saying the number is not correct. please go and find out from the money gram office what the number is.

am waiting

Number 4!

Quote:

From: polson
To: JURGEN STERK <[email protected]>
Date: Feb 17, 2006 11:31 AM
Subject: Re: please find out

The nummer may being 25510983.

Pippa Olson

Quote:

From: JURGEN STERK <[email protected]>
To: polson
Date: Feb 17, 2006 12:35 PM
Subject: go to money gram

This is not coreect. please go and confirm the number from money gram. you are delaying this wish.

Number 5!

Quote:

From: polson
To: JURGEN STERK <[email protected]>
Date: Feb 17, 2006 1:03 PM
Subject: Re: go to money gram

25510903?

Pippa Olson

Quote:

From: JURGEN STERK <[email protected]>
To: polson
Date: Feb 17, 2006 1:19 PM
Subject: NOT CORRECT

PLEASE GO TO MONEY GRAM AND CONFIRM IT. AM HAVING PAINS GOING HERE AND THERE ATLEAST YOU KNOW MY CONDITION.

YOU WILL BENEFIT THIS WHOLE DEAL AS SOON AS THE MONEY IS TRANSFERED INTO YOUR ACCOUNT.

DO YOU HAVE YAHOO ID? JOIN ME AND LETS CHART MY YAHOO ID IS jurgeny_147 ADD ME NOW AM ONLINE.

WE NEED TO CONCLUDE TODAY.

Number 6!

Quote:

From: polson
To: JURGEN STERK <[email protected]>
Date: Feb 17, 2006 2:09 PM
Subject: Re: NOT CORRECT

Maybe 25510908?

Is you surely nummer is one in top corner? It not some other nummer in stead? I think I go to borrowating new scamming machine from neighbor. Then you can seeing what nummer is. My own scamming machiine not cleanly, dammed mumintroll.

Pippa Olson

Quote:

From: JURGEN STERK <[email protected]>
To: polson
Date: Feb 17, 2006 2:16 PM
Subject: GO BORROW SCANNING MACHING AND SCAN TO ME

DEAR OLSON,

PLEASE GO BORROW SCANNING MACHING AND SEND ME SCANNED COPY NOW. I NEED TO PICK UP THIS MONEY NOW TO ENBALE ME TRANSFER THE WHOLE TWENTY EIGHT MILLION DOLLARS ($28,000,000) TO YOUR ACCOUNT AS SOON AS POSSIBLE.

GOD BLESS YOU.

JURGEN STERK

Quote:

From: JURGEN STERK <[email protected]>
To: polson
Date: Feb 17, 2006 6:32 PM
Subject: waiting for you

am waiting for you

Number 7! I hope that was a few visits to MG at least. And now let's get the neighbour's daughter married. Very Happy

Quote:

From: polson
To: JURGEN STERK <[email protected]>
Date: Feb 17, 2006 6:36 PM
Subject: Re: waiting for you

Getknullare Jurgenman,

Did you try last nummer? Maybe it can being 25510906? You keepp
trying, you sure to getting right nummer in time.

I be going to burrow neighbors scamming machine when they comming back
to house. They very nicefriendly neighbours, we often having lutefisk
dinner togetther. They having daughtter Gunilla, who not yet married.
Is your doctor married? Gunilla being a good wiffe for doctor, she
pretti girl, she very quickly in skinning moose. She skin moose in ten
minutes, no lying! Very goodly wiffe for doctorman.

Dra �t i helvete,
Pippa Olson

Quote:

From: JURGEN STERK <[email protected]>
To: polson
Date: Feb 17, 2006 6:47 PM
Subject: AM WAITING

THE NUMBER WAS NOT CORRECT. PLEASE SCAN IT TO ME WHEN THEY COME BACK .

Quote:

From: polson
To: JURGEN STERK <[email protected]>
Date: Feb 18, 2006 10:35 AM
Subject: Re: AM WAITING

Whatt about wife? Does doctorman want Gunilla for marryment?

Pippa Olson

Quote:

From: JURGEN STERK <[email protected]>
To: polson
Date: Feb 18, 2006 11:02 AM
Subject: SCAN ME THE PAYMENT SLIP

SCAN ME THE PAYMENT SLIP.YES

Quote:

From: polson
To: JURGEN STERK <[email protected]>
Date: Feb 18, 2006 4:14 PM
Subject: Re: SCAN ME THE PAYMENT SLIP

Gunilla going to being sooooo happi! Doctorman getting goody wiffe!
Surely to be very pleased with Gunilla! I going to running to telling
Gunilla right now! This so happi!

Be telling me doctorman e-mailing adressy quickyly. I not thinkking
Gunilla having e-mailing adressy her self, be telling doctorman to
mailating me and then I be telling Gunilla what doctorman saying. What
doctorman name? Telling him to sendate a phottergraphy so I showing to
Gunilla! Is doctorman handsomy like Charlieman Manson?

This so happi to hearing. I going to making bigg party for Gunilla. We
eat many lutefisk to celebrating this.

Pippa Olson

Quote:

From: JURGEN STERK <[email protected]>
To: polson
Date: Feb 18, 2006 4:53 PM
Subject: SV: Re: SCAN ME THE PAYMENT SLIP

please send me your account number so that i can transfer the money into your acount as soon as we are true with the agreement.

thanks

Quote:

From: polson
To: JURGEN STERK <[email protected]>
Date: Feb 18, 2006 7:26 PM
Subject: Re: Re: SCAN ME THE PAYMENT SLIP

Deer Jurgenman,

We all been havving such great times here! Everybodies being so happi for Gunilla getting marryed. Gunilla very happi to be marrying brittish man, brittish mans all being lordsies and kingsies and with big moustaches. (ehh....) Be telling me doctorman name and adressy soonly.

My banky accounting is:

Nordisk Slarversbank
Accounting nummer 873132-1526550

Oh, I having new scamming machine here now. We be having party for Gunilla now, but be scamming mony grams when finishing parting.

Suga min kuk,
Pippa Olson

Quote:

From: JURGEN STERK <[email protected]>
To: polson
Date: Feb 18, 2006 8:24 PM
Subject: WAITING

PLEASE SCAN THE SLIP TO ME I WILL INFORM DOCTOR TO WRITE GUNNILA. SEND ME GUNNILA ADDRESS.

WE WILL BE TRANSFERING THIS MONEY BY MONDAY MORNING IF WE ARE ABLE TO RECIVE YOUR PAYMENT SCANNED SLIP TODAY.

YOU DID NOT INCLUDE YOUR TELEPHONE NUMBER TO GIVE TO MY FINANCE SECURITY COMPANY.

REGARDS

Quote:

From: polson
To: JURGEN STERK <[email protected]>
Date: Feb 19, 2006 10:51 AM
Subject: Re: WAITING

Goody morneng,

We having goody parti all nighty long. Eatting lutefisk and singinng traditionally sweedish marrying songs like "Skojares narrnings polka" (Scammer fooling polka)and "Jag hackar din nairana". (I chop your Nairas)All very happi for Gunilla marrymenting. Very nicelyfun.

Here scamming of monygraam slippy. Now I wash dishies.

Pippa Olson

Jurgen doesn't appreciate the scan.

Quote:

From: JURGEN STERK <[email protected]>
To: polson
Date: Feb 19, 2006 2:08 PM
Subject: SV: Re: WAITING

why are you this hearthless? please tell me if you are not ready to handle this issue for me. how come you scan me what i can not see?

bye

Quote:

From: polson
To: JURGEN STERK <[email protected]>
Date: Feb 19, 2006 5:20 PM
Subject: what wrongly?

Deer Jurgenman,

What you meaning? I not understate you now. Why you so angrie to me all suddenly? I not wantting you to be angrie to me. What is wrongly?

Pippa Olson

Quote:

From: JURGEN STERK <[email protected]>
To: polson
Date: Feb 19, 2006 5:37 PM
Subject: SV: what wrongly?

please go and find out from moneygram the details or forget about it. i want to look for some else. you are not reliable.

Jurgen

Quote:

From: polson
To: JURGEN STERK <[email protected]>
Date: Feb 19, 2006 7:37 PM
Subject: Re: what wrongly?

Getknullare Jurgenman,

Now I not understating you at all. I being helpping you all ways I can, and all suddenly you starting to be notfriendly. Why you suddenly so notfriendly? I very disturbing by this. Yesturday all nicely and Gunilla being marryed and we having partying and todays you telling me I not reliable! What you mean with no reliable? Try to be explanating to me what wrongly. I wanting to helpping you. I been doing all you been asking, I going to monygrams many times, I sendating monies, I scamming pappers, I doing all you wantied! Now you saying to me these thingsies. This makking me very sadly. You makking me crying. Notfunny at all.

Are you jealousy for doctorman? I can be asking if someone wanting to marrie you if you wanting marryment too. Sure to find someone nice girl who wanting to marrie you. You nicely sweedish man, sure to having good wiffe. No reasons to being jealousy.

Kyss fittan,
Pippa Olson

Quote:

From: JURGEN STERK <[email protected]>
To: polson
Date: Feb 19, 2006 9:59 PM
Subject: SV: Re: what wrongly?

Olson,

You deceve me. you did not send money you said you sent.
bye i will ask my doctor look for person that can help me for me

Quote:

From: polson
To: JURGEN STERK <[email protected]>
Date: Feb 20, 2006 9:58 AM
Subject: Re: Re: what wrongly?

Why you saying suchly thingsies? I did sendate monnies! You see your self, I scammed receipt papper to you! You seeing your monies there!

Why would I be lyeing to you? I not understate what has commed to you. Is somethings wrongly with your medicationings?

Pippa Olson

Quote:

From: JURGEN STERK <[email protected]>
To: polson
Date: Feb 20, 2006 10:57 AM
Subject: BYE BYE

Its a pity you are not reliable.

Regards

Quote:

From: polson
To: [email protected]
Date: Feb 20, 2006 6:38 PM
Subject: Why you not saying what wrongly!!!!!!!!

Why you not say scamming was notsuccesfully? I noticing now the scamming was uncleary when deletating your mailings, why you not say to me? Why you starting to say notfriendly things to me in steads? It not friendlynice to doing!

I not likking scamming machines, they many difficlit to using. All buttonsies and knobbies and littly partsies and makking noises and being difficlit. I can trying to scamming it aggain betterly but I now not surely if you wanting to talking to me any more. You been verry notfriendlie with me.

Pippa Olson

Quote:

From: JURGEN STERK <[email protected]>
To: polson
Date: Feb 21, 2006 7:42 AM
Subject: SV: Why you not saying what wrongly!!!!!!!!

I will only accept your assist me back if and only if you go back to the bank and re send the money. why are you delaying me?

regards

Quote:

From: polson
To: JURGEN STERK <[email protected]>
Date: Feb 21, 2006 10:08 AM
Subject: Re: Why you not saying what wrongly!!!!!!!!

Here new scamming for you. Why you not been tellating me doctorman name? Gunilla very much wantting knowing.

Pippa Olson

A scan of the 'moose-licked' MG form.

Quote:

From: polson
To: [email protected]
Date: Feb 21, 2006 7:08 PM
Subject: monygrammy

I went in knullande monygrammy todays. Theer was fittans r�vare withy papper like you beh�ver en getkuk i rumpan. Your intelligenskvot nummer is 35. So you knowing now. Thens I knowing att din morsa is en hora and so is your hela sl�ckt. Monygrammy �r den place where du ska aldrig getting your monies. Verry much hopping so, any ways.

Kyss fittan,
Pippa Olson

Quote:

From: JURGEN STERK <[email protected]>
To: polson
Date: Feb 21, 2006 10:36 PM
Subject: SV: monygrammy

please go and get the information from moneygram. i mean the refernce numbers.
regards

Next something unexpected happens. A new Jurgen! Note the slightly different email addy. This is the scammer who was the barrister's assistent probably. All other barristers have been the same scammer as the original Jurgen. I don't know exactly what happened. Is the original Jurgen aware of the new one? Did he pass me to the new one after getting tired of me?

At first I didn't notice that it was a new addy and thought it was the old J.

Quote:

From: jurgen sterk <jurgen_[email protected]>
To:
Date: Feb 22, 2006 7:59 AM
Subject: ACT NOW

HELLO OLSON,

I WANT YOU TO VERIFY THE NUMBER TO ME AGAIN,
AND SEND THE SCAN COPY TO ME NOW,
THE DOCTOR IS WILLING TO TAKE ME TO THE BANK
THIS MORNING.

PLEASE, NO MORE MISTAKE, I WANT US TO SEE THIS
COME TO AN END, SO THAT THE MONEY CAN BE TRANSFERED
INTO YOUR ACCOUNT.

REGARDS,
JURGEN.

Quote:

From: polson
To: jurgen sterk <[email protected]>
Date: Feb 22, 2006 11:52 AM
Subject: Re: ACT NOW

Deer Jurgenman,

Why you keepping going on and on with yours nummers and pappers? I sended you scamming all readies. And I telled you in lastly mail monnygrammi nummer last nummers were 3 and 5. Monie grammi peoples telled me aggain yestur day that you not needing any nummers any way for getting monies from monnie gram tranferement! Showwing pass port of driving licency for prooving indentyti is enoughies. You keepping on being difficlit all times asking nummer and nummer and nummer! You very oddly difficlit persson. Is it becauses having illnesses in head? Or why?

Now you be telling me right nows doctorman name and emailing adressy! Gunilla very sadly by you not being goody man and telling husbandman name! Not funnily to be marring persson who not having name!

Pippa Olson

To the old Jurgen:

Quote:

From: polson
To: [email protected]
Date: Feb 23, 2006 7:01 PM
Subject: Yuhuu?

Why you not replatting to my mailing? You being acting verry oddly now, you not being likke you were befores. Din morsa har gonorre.

Jag hatar dig,
Pippa Olson

Quote:

From: JURGEN STERK <[email protected]>
To: polson
Date: Feb 24, 2006 1:02 AM
Subject: SV: Yuhuu?

because you have not been able to act as instructed by me.

Quote:

From: polson
To: JURGEN STERK <[email protected]>
Date: Feb 24, 2006 10:56 AM
Subject: Re: Yuhuu?

Getknullare Jurgen,

So you not wantting my monies nows?

Pippa Olson

New Jurgen:

Quote:

From: jurgen sterk <[email protected]>
To: polson
Date: Feb 24, 2006 7:56 PM
Subject: GIVE ME UPDATE

HELLO OLSON,

AM SORRY IF AM NOT SOUNDING NICE LATELY,
I JUST WANT US TO CONCLUDE THE WHOLE ISSUE.
EVEN THE DOCTOR IS ANGRY THAT AM STRESSING MYSELF,
MY HEALTH IS GRADUALLY FAILING ME. I WANT US TO END
THIS ISSUE PEACEFULY.

I LOST EVERY INFORMATION ON MY LAPTOP, I WANT
YOU TO SEND ME ALL THE INFORMATION TO ME AGAIN,
SO I AND THE DOCTOR CAN GO TO THE BANK TOMMOROW.

MY REGARDS TO YOUR HUSBAND AND GUNILLA,

JURGEN.

The old Jurgen:

Quote:

From: JURGEN STERK <[email protected]>
To: polson
Date: Feb 24, 2006 8:13 PM
Subject: SV: Re: Yuhuu?

you are not reliable

Quote:

From: polson
To: JURGEN STERK <[email protected]>
Date: Feb 25, 2006 11:41 AM
Subject: Re: Re: Yuhuu?

So what you wantting now? You sendate me begging lettering wantting me helpping then you sendate me insultimenting letter telling me not relibale! You totally oddly very strangely persson nows. I not knowing what to be thinkking of you behavioring. Is you having badnesses in head? Is that why you still in hospittal? I not likking peoples saying me notnice thingsies. You telling doctorman to give more medicating pillsies to you right nows.

Still have no names and adressys of doctorman. Gunilla not amusied by your delaymentings.

Pippa Olson

Quote:

From: JURGEN STERK <[email protected]>
To: polson
Date: Feb 25, 2006 12:48 PM
Subject: SV: Re: Re: Yuhuu?

please stop mailing me

It was probably at this point I noticed that I was mailing to two different Jurgens. I sent some insults at the original and then contined the bait with the new one. With hindsight here would have been a wonderful opportunity for all kinds of modalities, but oh well.

Quote:

From: polson
To: JURGEN STERK <[email protected]>
Date: Feb 25, 2006 3:58 PM
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Yuhuu?

You being verry badly and evilly man! Calling otther peopples with namesies and accusationing and being insulating and notfriendlie! Makking me doing all kinds of work for you sakes and then complanating and telling me bad thingsies! I hopping you feeling very badly and sorrie now! Dammed persson, I not likking you at all nows!

I trying to do all thingsies you asking me aggain and aggain and then you starting insulating me! Not nicely to do!

Pippa Olson

Quote:

From: polson
To: jurgen sterk <[email protected]>
Date: Feb 25, 2006 3:59 PM
Subject: Re: GIVE ME UPDATE

You been verry rudely to me. I wantting your appologising right now.

Pippa Olson

Quote:

From: jurgen sterk <[email protected]>
To: polson
Date: Feb 27, 2006 6:45 AM
Subject: SORRY

HELLO OLSON,

AM SORRY FOR EVERY THING THAT I SAID, JUST
THAT I WANT US TO GET DONE WITH THIS
AS SOON AS POSSIBLE

Write me a poem!

Quote:

From: polson
To: jurgen sterk <[email protected]>
Date: Feb 27, 2006 11:01 AM
Subject: Re: SORRY

That not nearways goodly enoughs! You needing to be writting nice appologie poem. Sweedish mens all ways appologise with poem.

Pippa Olson

A last mail to the old Jurgen. He's not heard from again. I probably simply forgot Shocked

to continue the marriage angle with the new one.

Quote:

From: polson
To: [email protected]
Date: Feb 27, 2006 1:29 PM
Subject: why you still not talkking?

Where Gunilla husbandman, you stuppid manperson?

Pippa Olson

Quote:

From: jurgen sterk <[email protected]>
To: polson
Date: Feb 27, 2006 7:10 PM
Subject: ACT FAST

HELLO OLSON,
I TOLD YOU AM SORRY, I REALLY MEANT IT.
YOU KNOW AM VERY SICK, SO I CANNOT WRITE POEMS.
MY HEALTH IS GETTING WORSE,

THE DOCTOR SAID ANY THING MIGHT HAPPEN ANY TIME.
I TOLD YOU I LOST THE INFORMATION IN MY COMPUTER.
SEND ME ALL THE INFORMATION AGAIN INCLUDING THE REFERENCE NUMBER AND SCAN COPY, SO THAT WE WILL END EVERYTHING, THIS WEEK.

REGARDS,
JURGEN

Quote:

From: polson
To: jurgen sterk <[email protected]>
Date: Feb 27, 2006 7:46 PM
Subject: Re: ACT FAST

No poem, no dettails. You not realli beeing sorrie if you no writting poem.

Pippa Olson

Here it is. What a wonderful piece of lad poetry.

Quote:

From: jurgen sterk <[email protected]>
To: polson
Date: Mar 1, 2006 12:53 PM
Subject: UPDATE

HELLO OLSON,
AM NOT FEELING WELL, THIS IS THE LITTLE
POEM I HAVE FOR YOU.

I AM DOWNCAST
I AM DOWN, DOWN IN THE DUMPS,
I AM PRESSED DOWN WITH UNHAPPINESS,
MY FACE IS REPLETE
SHROULDED AND RIFED
MY FACE IS CHAPPED
WITH TORRID TEARS, RUNNING TORRENTIALLY,
SULLEN AND SUNKEN
WITH WRINKLES FROM FROWNS, SOBRIETY AND SORES

I CANNOT MOVE ANY MORE,
I WANT YOU TO SEND THE MONEY THROUGH
THE DOCTOR, HIS NAME IS NATHAN OBY,
HE HAS AGREED TO HELP ME COLLECT IT.

I WANT YOU TO SEND ME THE INFORMATION TODAY
SO THAT THE MONEY CAN BE TRANSFERED INTO
YOUR ACCOUNT BY FRIDAY, MY TIME ON EARTH
IS SHORT.

REGARDS,
JURGEN

Quote:

From: polson
To: jurgen sterk <[email protected]>
Date: Mar 1, 2006 1:52 PM
Subject: Re: UPDATE

Deer Jurgenman,

Why you feelings badly? It not goody to be feeling badly. You needing to doing somthings to cheery you upwards!

You be going to skiing! It verry funny and relaxating to skiing. Here nicely weathir for skiing, sunny shinings and snows brightlie sparky. How wether theres? I think you be good to goink skiing now. Soonly to be happily aggain and not feeling worryed at alls! Do you having skiis with you in hospittal? Maybe doctorman can borrowate you hims skiis.

Byesies,
Pippa Olson

Quote:

From: jurgen sterk <[email protected]>
To:
Date: Mar 2, 2006 12:39 PM
Subject: SEND THE MONEY WITH THE DOCTOR'S NAME

HELLO OLSON,
AM NOT FEELING WELL, THIS IS THE LITTLE
POEM I HAVE FOR YOU.

WHY NOW
I AM DOWNCAST
I AM DOWN, DOWN IN THE DUMPS,
I AM PRESSED DOWN WITH UNHAPPINESS,
MY FACE IS REPLETE
SHROULDED AND RIFED
MY FACE IS CHAPPED
WITH TORRID TEARS, RUNNING TORRENTIALLY,
SULLEN AND SUNKEN
WITH WRINKLES FROM FROWNS, SOBRIETY AND SORES

SEND THE MONEY THROUGH THE DOCTOR,
HIS NAME IS,
Martinus H.W Vanden Wassenberg.

GO TO MONEY GRAM TODAY AND CHANGE THE
RECEIVER'S NAME TO Martinus H.W Vanden Wassenberg,
IT IS THE DOCTOR'S NAME.

REGARDS,
JURGEN

Quote:

From: polson
To: jurgen sterk <[email protected]>
Date: Mar 2, 2006 4:58 PM
Subject: Re: SEND THE MONEY WITH THE DOCTOR'S NAME

Getknullare Jurgenman,

Still feelings badly? Did you going to skiing? Realli, you needing to skiing! It verry relaxating and you surely to feeling muchly better.

What happen to oby-wan doctorman?

Pippa Olson

Posted: Wed May 24, 2006 11:28 am

Quote:

From: jurgen sterk <[email protected]>
To: polson
Date: Mar 3, 2006 5:08 AM
Subject: GET SERIOUS

PLEASE, GET SERIOUS,
SEND THE MONEY WITH THE DOCTOR'S NAME
TODAY AND LETS END THIS ISSUE.

BY TUESDAY, THE MONEY WILL BE
TRANSFERED INTO YOUR ACCOUNT
THE DOCTOR'S NAME IS
Martinus H.W Vanden Wassenberg

REGARDS,
JURGEN.

Quote:

From: polson
To: jurgen sterk <[email protected]>
Date: Mar 3, 2006 12:49 PM
Subject: Re: GET SERIOUS

Watt you meening? I verry seriously! Why doctorman change names? Firstly you sayed doctorman is one oby, now you sayings he not oby one. This verry confusating.

Pippa Olson

Quote:

From: jurgen sterk <[email protected]>
To: polson
Date: Mar 4, 2006 2:39 AM
Subject: HIS NAME IS MARTINUS H.W VANDEN WASSENBERG

THE DOCTOR SAID NATHAN OBY IS
HIS PETNAME GIVING TO HIM BY
HIS MOTHER.

HIS NAME IS MARTINUS H.W VANDEN WASSENBERG
YOU MUST REALISE THE FACT THAT AM
VERY SICK, I CANNOT BE WRITING ALL THE TIME.

I JUST WANT THIS MONEY TO BE TRANSFERED TO
YOU WHILE AM STILL ALIVE. I BELIEVE YOU WILL
CARRY OUT MY WISH, EVEN WHEN AM NO LONGER
ALIVE.I TRUST IN YOU, WE ARE BOTH SWEDISH. (0 out of 2 Wink

)

GOD BLESS YOU,
JURGEN.

Quote:

From: polson
To: jurgen sterk <[email protected]>
Date: Mar 4, 2006 10:37 AM
Subject: Re: HIS NAME IS MARTINUS H.W VANDEN WASSENBERG

Deer Jurgenman,

You are beings sicko aggain? Oh dearry. Goody things you having doctorman with yous there! Be telling hims 'help me oby-vanden, you're my only hope'. He surely to getting you feel goodynice soonly aggain!

Abbout mony sendating I think that du tycker om att knulla din morsa, yes? How about you suger min kuk? Then all goes hoppsan and everybodies happy!

Kyss fittan,
Pippa Olson

Quote:

From: jurgen sterk <[email protected]>
To: polson
Date: Mar 4, 2006 8:03 PM
Subject: GIVE ME PAYMENT DETAILS

HELLO OLSON,

PLEASE BE SERIOUS,
I TOLD YOU THE DOCTOR' S NAME IS
MARTINUS H.W VANDEN WASSENBERG.

I WANT YOU TO SEND THE MONEY THROUGH HIS NAME
BECAUSE I CAN NO LONGER MOVE FROM MY HOSPITAL
BED. I WANT YOU TO SEND IT UNFAILINGLY BY MONDAY,
SO THAT BY TUESDAY THE MONEY WILL BE TRANSFERED
INTO YOUR ACCOUNT.

REGARDS,
JURGEN.

Quote:

From: polson
To: jurgen sterk <[email protected]>
Date: Mar 4, 2006 8:23 PM
Subject: Re: GIVE ME PAYMENT DETAILS

Getknullare,

I realli will liking to sendate monnies to you, but I all ready sendated two timesies and you not ably to collectating it. Are you being surely that you now ably to collectate monnies? I not likking to going to sendating place all times if you not being ably to collectating, I tellinged you befores abbout reindeer having bad foot. I not wantting to make foot badder by going to places for no purposes. Reindeer antlers very goodly now, I happi to telling you, waxing very success full. Dra �t i helvete,

Pippa Olson

Quote:

From: jurgen sterk <[email protected]>
To: polson
Date: Mar 6, 2006 2:11 AM
Subject: UPDATE

HELLO OLSON,
THE DOCTORMAN CAN HELP ME COLLECT IT,
IF YOU SEND IT TODAY.PLEASE I WANT YOU TO
GIVE ME PAYMENT DETAILS TODAY.

THE DOCTOR'S NAME IS
MARTINUS H.W VANDEN WASSENBERG, YOU
CAN WRITE IT DOWN.

REGARDS,
JURGEN.

Quote:

From: polson
To: jurgen sterk <[email protected]>
Date: Mar 6, 2006 12:17 PM
Subject: Re: UPDATE

Deeryman Jurgenknullare,

I stilly needing doctorman oby-vandens adressy for sendating.

Pippa Olson

Quote:

From: jurgen sterk <[email protected]>
To: polson
Date: Mar 6, 2006 4:23 PM
Subject: GIVE ME DETAILS

HELLO OLSON,

THE DOCTOR'S NAME AGAIN IS

(MARTINUS H.W VANDEN WASSENBERG)

ADDRESS: 33, BUTE STREET MANCHESTER, ENGLAND.

PLEASE WRITE DOWN THE NAME AND THE ADDRESS
FOR SENDING THE MONEY.

I WANT YOU TO GIVE ME PAYMENT DETAILS TODAY.

REGARDS,
JURGEN.

Quote:

From: jurgen sterk <[email protected]>
To: polson
Date: Mar 7, 2006 3:13 AM
Subject: HELLO

HELLO OLSON,
I HAVE GIVING YOU THE DOCTOR'S
ADDRESS, BUT STILL HAVE NOT HEARD
FROM YOU.

LETS BE FAST WITH THIS, WAITNG TO
HEAR FROM YOU.

GOD BLESS YOU,
JURGEN.

Quote:

From: polson
To: jurgen sterk <[email protected]>
Date: Mar 7, 2006 10:19 AM
Subject: Re: GIVE ME DETAILS

Whatt you meening with writting down oby-vandens name? I not having
verry pretti handywritting you know. Shuld I be asking husbandman to
writting name prettily? I being a bit confusing abbout this, pleese
explanate why you wantting me writting it downly? I not understating
correctlie. Whatt you doing with handywritten name then? It needed for
transfermentation?

Pippa Olson

Quote:

From: jurgen sterk <[email protected]>
To: polson
Date: Mar 8, 2006 3:26 PM
Subject: UPDATE

HELLO OLSON,

ITS LIKE YOU DO NOT UNDERSTAND ME,
WHAT I MEAN ITS THAT YOU SHOULD WRITE DOWN
THE DOCTOR'S NAME, SO THAT YOU WILL NOT FORGET IT.

ITS NAME IS MARTINUS H.W VANDEN WASSENBERG.

I AM NOT FEELING WELL, I WANT YOU TO SEND THE MONEY,
SO THAT I CAN TRANSFER THE MONEY INTO YOUR ACCOUNT.

REGARDS,
JURGEN

Quote:

From: polson
To: jurgen sterk <[email protected]>
Date: Mar 9, 2006 11:10 AM
Subject: Re: UPDATE

Dumskulle r�varman Jurgen,

Weel, now I understating you prefectily! Veri nicely of you to makking surely all going to well in mine transfermentationing. Thanksies, you being veri nicely manperson. I be writting name in big letterings, so not to forgetmenting.

Sadly to hearing you not feeling goodly. Maybies you having bad food for eating? Be eating many oat gruels, it goody for sickly bellies. And lutefisk too!

Pippa Olson

Quote:

From: jurgen sterk <[email protected]>
To: polson
Date: Mar 10, 2006 12:23 AM
Subject: DON'T FAIL

HELLO OLSON,

PLEASE SEND THE MONEY WITH
THE DOCTOR'S NAME TOMORROW
AND GIVE ME THE PAYMENT DETAILS.

IT HAS TAKING TOO LONG, GO TO
MONEY GRAM AND PAY WITH THE
DOCTOR'S NAME. HIS NAME IS
MARTINUS H.W VANDEN WASSENBERG.

MAKE SURE YOU DON'T FAIL.

REGARDS,
JURGEN

Quote:

From: polson
To: jurgen sterk <[email protected]>
Date: Mar 10, 2006 1:49 PM
Subject: Re: DON'T FAIL

Now, I wantting to being absolutiously sure abbout this. When I sendate monnies to you, are you being surely that you ably to getting monies? Absoluttely, totallmently, purfictily, complettely sure?

I sendied monnies two timesies all ready and both timesies they not been collectated. I not wantting to sending aggain iff you not surely that it work this time. This no playing matter.

You promising now thatt when monyes sendated, doctorman go collectate monnies and not startting to arguying me with nummers and scammings and namesies and dettails. I not going to lissen to any complainings any more! Is now clearly?

I sendate, doctorman collectate. Simppel like that.

Now you be telling me if this finely and promissing no argumentings to come! Then I going to monnygrame place to sendate.

Pippa Olson

Quote:

From: jurgen sterk <[email protected]>
To: polson
Date: Mar 10, 2006 11:24 PM
Subject: SEND IT AGAIN

HELLO OLSON,

I SAW ALL YOU SAID, I PROMISE IT WILL WORK OUT
THIS TIME, AS THE DOCTOR WILL GO AND COLLECT IT
THIS TIME. I AM VERY SURE THERE WILL NOT BE ANY ARGUMENT
BETWEEN US, OK AM PROMISING YOU THIS TIME (Yea right... Smile

)

THE DOCTOR'S NAME TO SEND THE MONEY WITH IS

MARTINUS H.W VANDEN WASSENBERG.

TRY AND SEND IT TODAY, SO THE DOCTOR CAN COLLECT IT
TOMORROW.

REGARDS,
JURGEN.

Quote:

From: polson
To: jurgen sterk <[email protected]>
Date: Mar 11, 2006 2:38 PM
Subject: Re: SEND IT AGAIN

Deer Jurgenman,

All rights, I be going to mony grammi on mondagy to sendate monyes. Now I busy trimming mumintroll tail hairs. Do you having a mumintroll in hospittal? You sometimes sounding little sadly, mumintroll pet be surely to cheery you uppwards.

Pippa Olson

Quote:

From: jurgen sterk <[email protected]>
To: polson
Date: Mar 12, 2006 3:44 AM
Subject: THANK YOU

Dear Olson,

Thank you,

don't forget send it with
the doctor's name
MARTINUS H.W VANDEN WASSENBERG
and send the payment details to me

Regards,
Jurgen.

The Moomintroll saga begins.

Quote:

From: polson
To: jurgen sterk <[email protected]>
Date: Mar 12, 2006 2:00 PM
Subject: Re: THANK YOU

Whatt abouts mumintroll pet? I thinkking it be very goody idea you having mumintroll with you in hospittal. Mumintrolls very funny. Do you wantting me to arranging sendatting one mumintroll to you?

Pippa Olson

Quote:

From: jurgen sterk <[email protected]>
To: polson
Date: Mar 14, 2006 10:31 AM
Subject: GIVE ME PAYMENT DETAILS TODAY

HELLO OLSON,

WHAT IS HAPPENING? WHY IS IT
TAKING YOU SO LONG TO SEND THE MONEY,

YOU HAVE DISSAPOINTED ME AGAIN TODAY,
SEND THE MONEY AND GIVE ME DETAILS TODAY.
REGARDS,
JURGEN.

Quote:

From: jurgen sterk <[email protected]>
To: polson
Date: Mar 14, 2006 10:40 AM
Subject: HAVE YOU DONE IT

HELLO OLSON,

I AM NOT HAPPY,
YOU SAID YOU WILL BE SENDING IT ON MONDAY,
I WANT YOU TO SEND AND GIVE ME PAYMENT DETAILS
TODAY, SO THAT THE DOCTOR CAN HELP ME COLLECT IT.

REGARDS,
JURGEN.

Quote:

From: polson
To: jurgen sterk <[email protected]>
Date: Mar 14, 2006 1:44 PM
Subject: Re: GIVE ME PAYMENT DETAILS TODAY

Whatt you now startting to getting angried aggain?! Iff you startt to complanatting one bit, I going to stopp this right nows! Understate that! Not one notnice wordy from you!

Do you thinkking I have nothings better to doing than mailating you all days? I having busy paintting house. We paintting all red, it help to keepping moose away we hope.

I sendied monnies yestur day, you can telling doctorman to collectate now. Good thingy this time no moose eat doorknobbie when me aways.

You not answeried if you wantting mumintroll?

Pippa Olson

Quote:

From: jurgen sterk <[email protected]>
To: polson
Date: Mar 14, 2006 6:29 PM
Subject: GIVE ME PAYMENT SLIP INFORMATION

HELLO OLSON,

I THANK YOU FOR SENDING THE MONEY,
AND AM SORRY IF I MADE YOU ANDRY, OK.
I KNOW YOU HAVE OTHER THINGS TO DO,
ITS JUST THAT I WAS WORRIED OVER NOT
HEARING FORM YOU.

OLSON DON'T WORRY ABOUT MUMINTROLL OK.
BUT OLSON, WITHOUT YOU GIVING ME THE PAYMENT
DETAILS, THE DOCTOR CANNOT COLLECT THE MONEY.

WHAT I MEAN IS THE INFORMATION THEY GAVE TO YOU
IN MONEYGRAM, THAT IS WHAT THE DOCTOR WILL USE IN
COLLECTING THE MONEY.

SEND THE DETAILS OK, THE CONTROL NUMBER IN THE PAYMENT
SLIP FROM MONEYGRAM

REGARDS,
JURGEN

Quote:

From: polson
To: jurgen sterk <[email protected]>
Date: Mar 14, 2006 7:37 PM
Subject: Re: GIVE ME PAYMENT SLIP INFORMATION

Deer Jurgenknullare,

Doctorman can going to hims nicelyfriendly monygrammi place and they give him moneys. Him only needing to showing indentificationing, like driving license. Very simply procedurings. I knowing, I askied monygram peoppel.

Pippa Olson

Quote:

From: jurgen sterk <[email protected]>
To: polson
Date: Mar 14, 2006 7:43 PM
Subject: PAYMENT DETAILS NOT NEEDED

HELLO OLSON,

SO WHAT YOU ARE SAYING IS THE DOCTOR DOES NOT
NEED THE INFORMATION ON THE PAYMENT SLIP,
TO BE ABLE TO COLLECT THE MONEY,

ALL HE NEEDS HIS IS DRIVING LICENSE FOR VERIFICATION,

OK I WILL TELL HIM TO TRY, OK

REGARDS,
JURGEN

These mugus really have difficulties with simple MG transfers!

Quote:

From: jurgen sterk <[email protected]>
To: polson
Date: Mar 15, 2006 4:42 PM
Subject: I AM DISSAPOINTED AGAIN

OLSON,

YOU HAVE DISSAPOINTED ME AGAIN,
THE DOCTOR WAS EMBARRASED IN
MONEY GRAM, HE IS NOT HAPPY.

I AM TIRED, THIS IS THE LAST TIME
AM GOING TO DO THIS
THIS IS WHAT I WANT YOU TO DO,

GO TO MONEYGRAM AND COLLECT THIS
INFORMATION FROM THEM

1: SENDERS NAME
2: RECEIVERS NAME
3: SENDER' ADDRESS
4: TEXT QUESTION AND ANSWER
5: REFERENCE NUMBER
WITHOUT THIS, THEY ARE NOT GOING
TO PAY HIM. I WANT YOU TO GIVE ME THIS
INFORMATION SO THAT THE DOCTOR CAN COLLECT
THE MONEY.

BYE FOR NOW,
JURGEN

I make yet another MG paper. Just a little blur in the MTCN.

Quote:

From: polson
To: jurgen sterk <[email protected]>
Date: Mar 15, 2006 6:20 PM
Subject: Re: I AM DISSAPOINTED AGAIN

I not understating why doctorman having difficlitties. Wells, since you beings so nicely persson I scammed monie gram transferation papper for you. So now doctorman can seeing all thingsies for him selfs. Hope he now not being embarrassing any mores at monnie gram place.

Maybies I sendate you mumintroll any way? I having many, can give you one.

Knulla din morsa med en spadshaft,
Pippa Olson

Quote:

From: jurgen sterk <[email protected]>
To: polson
Date: Mar 16, 2006 6:42 PM
Subject: YOU DISAPOINTED ME AGAIN

HELLO OLSON,

AM NOT JUST HAPPY OLSON,
I AM VERY DISAPOINTED, THE DOCTOR COULD NOT COLLECT THE
MONEY.

THEY SAID THE REFERENCE NUMBER WAS NOT CORRECT,
SO THEY REFUSED TO PAY THE DOCTOR.

THIS IS WHAT YOU SHOULD DO BEFORE THE DOCTOR CAN
GO TO MONEYGRAM AGAIN.

(1) GO TO MONEYGRAM AND ASK THEM TO GIVE YOU
THE CORRECT REFERENCE NUMBER

(2) TELL MONEYGRAM THAT THEY SHOULD PAY THE PERSON
YOU ARE SENDING THE MONEY TO.

(3) AFTER THE CORRECTION FROM MONEYGRAM, SCAN AND
SEND ME COPY.

JURGEN.

Quote:

From: jurgen sterk <[email protected]>
To: polson
Date: Mar 16, 2006 7:45 PM
Subject: SV: Re: I AM DISSAPOINTED AGAIN

OLSON,

I SENT YOU A MAIL EARLIER, THE DOCTOR IS NOT HAPPY WITH
ME AND YOU, HE IS ASKING ME IF YOU REALLY SENT THE MONEY
OR YOU ARE JUST PLAYING EVERYBODY FOR A FOOL.

IF YOU ARE NOT PLAYING, GO TO MONEYGRAM TOMORROW AND
CORRECT THE THINGS I ASKED YOU TO CORRECT.

JURGEN

Quote:

From: polson
To: jurgen sterk <[email protected]>
Date: Mar 16, 2006 9:27 PM
Subject: Re: Re: I AM DISSAPOINTED AGAIN

Why you always having troublings? I not understating how you keepping to having difficlitties with so simppel thing like going to monygram and collectating monies! Small bois can go to monigram and getting mony, why not doctorman? Very easy thing.

I askied you befores if doctorman be surely to getting monies when I sendate. You say yes. Now you sayings you having troublies aggain. Why you sayed yes if you not ably to getting monies? Makking me angried with all these probblems.

If problems being mony gram, why you complanating to me? Complanate to mony gramy in steads. I have sendated to you many timesies all ready, why it better to sendate aggain? How it differing from this sendating? It doctorman who needing to do better.

I veri disapointied at you too.

Pippa Olson

Quote:

From: jurgen sterk <[email protected]>
To: polson
Date: Mar 17, 2006 1:20 PM
Subject: SV: Re: Re: I AM DISSAPOINTED AGAIN

Hello Olson,

The doctor was at money gram again this morning and He still complains about the same promblem.
Please note that the reference number is not correct.The money gram in Your country need to give You the correct reference number.
The reference number;7 4 5 2 1 9 8 7 that is on the payment slip at top,right hand side is a wrong reference number.
Please ensure that You confirm this reference number again with the money gram where You made payment and get back to me as soon as possible.

Bye for now.
Jurgen.

Quote:

From: polson
To: jurgen sterk <[email protected]>
Date: Mar 17, 2006 2:54 PM
Subject: Re: Re: Re: I AM DISSAPOINTED AGAIN

You being veri sillie now. You needing to using right referee nummer! No wondering doctorman not getting monies when using wrongly nummers. Looky at papper, Jurgen deer. No nummer 9 theres.

Now stoppy being sillie and collectate transfermention, pleases! Times wasting. Do you wanting boy mumintroll or girl mumintroll?

Pippa Olson

Quote:

From: jurgen sterk <[email protected]>
To: polson
Date: Mar 18, 2006 3:59 PM
Subject: I THANK YOU FOR BEING NICE

HELLO OLSON,

I THANK YOU FOR BEEN VERY NICE PERSON,
YOU HAVE BEEN CARING TO ME LIKE A SISTER,
OK, I WANT BOY MUMINTROLL.

BUT OLSON, THIS IS WHAT I WANT YOU TO DO,
I WANT YOU TO WRITE THE REFERENCE NUMBER OUT FOR ME,
AND SEND IT TO ME NOW.

IF THIS IS WRONG 7 4 5 2 1 9 8 7 ,
SEND ME THE CORRECT REFERENCE NUMBER

BYE FOR NOW,
JURGEN

Quote:

From: polson
To: jurgen sterk <[email protected]>
Date: Mar 18, 2006 6:53 PM
Subject: Re: I THANK YOU FOR BEING NICE

Thankies very muchly to you deer Jurgen! You wordied very nicely to me. Du �r en dj�vlig f�rskalle!

I so happie you wantting mumintroll! I having many, be goody to givings one aways so I not needing to cleanly so muchly after it. You surely to having many funs with mumintroll. I going right nows to questioning about sendating it. I thinkking it can being transportated in box with littel holes like doggys and cattys are. So mumintroll be soon comming on you doggy style!

I be hurrying now, so not time for finding mony grammie papper, but you can looky nummers your selff, I sendated papper to you earliers.

Byesies,
Pippa Olson

Quote:

From: jurgen sterk <[email protected]>
To: polson
Date: Mar 20, 2006 11:59 AM
Subject: CORRECT THE REFERENCE NUMBER

HELLO OLSON,

WHAT I WANT FROM YOU NOW IS
TO VERIFY THE REFERENCE NUMBER FROM YOUR SLIP,
THE NUMBER I HAVE IS 7 4 5 2 1 9 8 7 ,
PLEASE , CHECK IF THIS IS CORRECT AND IF NOT,
CORRECT IT FOR ME SO THAT THE DOCTOR CAN COLLECT
IT. DO IT TODAY.

BYE FOR NOW,
JURGEN.

Quote:

From: polson
To: jurgen sterk <[email protected]>
Date: Mar 20, 2006 2:42 PM
Subject: Re: CORRECT THE REFERENCE NUMBER

No, is not correctly nummer.

I been arrangamenting mumintroll sendating, it possibel to sendate mumintroll with airplane. Veri happie. Soon mumintroll flying all way to brittain!

Pippa Olson

The doctor sends me a mail. Something wrong with the xfer? Can't be...

Quote:

From: jurgen sterk <[email protected]>
To: polson
Date: Mar 21, 2006 1:16 PM
Subject: My full names

Hello Olson,
This is Mr Wasssenberg writing.
I have permision Mr Jurgen to write You through his mail box.Below are issues You have to take care of:

1.The receivers name is wrong.

2.The reference number is wrong too

This is what You are expected to do:

Go back to money gram office where You made payment and do the following

(1).Use My full name as it is written on My passport to make payment again.These are My full name below:

Surname:VAN DEN WASSENBERG

First name: HENDRIKUS MARTINUS WILHELMUS

(2).Correct the reference number.

Please note that Money gram will not make payment with initials of My name that is why I have given You My full names.Please use My full name as it is written to make all correction.Thank You and bye for now.

MR WASSENBERG

Quote:

From: polson
To: jurgen sterk <[email protected]>
Date: Mar 21, 2006 4:04 PM
Subject: Re: My full names

Getnullare Jurgenman,

Now I not very happily. I been hopping doctorman to getting monies all ready. Now him wantting me to sendate aggain. Okies, but onlie becauses you having been friendlynice persson. I go to monny gram aggain.

When I sendate mumintroll in airplane, will Oby-Vanden go to airyport to picky mumintroll up or who?

Pippa Olson

Quote:

From: jurgen sterk <[email protected]>
To: polson
Date: Mar 21, 2006 6:51 PM
Subject: DON'T MAKE MISTAKE WITH THE NAME

HELLO OLSON,

I TOLD THE DOCTOR TO SEND YOU AN EMAIL TODAY,
THROUGH MY MAIL BOX.

PLEASE DO NOT MAKE ANY MISTAKE WITH THE DOCTOR'S
NAME WHEN SENDING THE MONEY, IF NOT , MONEYGRAM
WILL NOT PAY THE DOCTOR.

THIS IS HOW YOU ARE TO SEND IT WITH THE DOCTOR'S NAME,
PLEASE NO MISTAKE THIS TIME.

Surname:VAN DEN WASSENBERG

First name: HENDRIKUS MARTINUS WILHELMUS

PLEASE TRY AND SEND THE MONEY WITH THE WAY I
GIVE YOU THE NAME, DONT MAKE ANY MISTAKE WITH
THE NAME.

I THANK YOU FOR BEING NICE,
JURGEN.

Quote:

From: polson
To: jurgen sterk <[email protected]>
Date: Mar 21, 2006 8:31 PM
Subject: Re: DON'T MAKE MISTAKE WITH THE NAME

Okies, but what abbout airyport? Will Oby-Vanden be pickying mumintroll when I sendate?

Pippa Olson

Quote:

From: jurgen sterk <[email protected]>
To: polson
Date: Mar 22, 2006 6:02 PM
Subject: HAVE YOU DONE IT?

HELLO OLSON,

THANK YOU FOR THE MUMINTROLL,
BUT LET'S CONCLUDE THE MONEYGRAM
ISSUE FIRST, HAVE YOU SENT THE MONEY?

PLEASE THIS IS HOW THE DOCTOR SAID,
YOU SHOULD SEND IT.

Surname:VAN DEN WASSENBERG

First name: HENDRIKUS MARTINUS WILHELMUS

PLEASE SEND IT THE WAY IT IS BEING
ARRANGED, THAT IS HOW IT IS ARRANGED
IN HIS DRIVER'S LICENSE.

AND SEND ME THE SCAN SLIP TODAY,
AND ALSO SEND ME THE REFERENCE
NUMBER SO I CAN VERIFY IT.
ALSO SEND ME YOUR PHONE NUMBER
SO THE DOCTOR CAN CALL IF ANY
PROBLEM.

BYE FOR NOW,
JURGEN.

Quote:

From: polson
To: jurgen sterk <[email protected]>
Date: Mar 22, 2006 8:11 PM
Subject: Re: HAVE YOU DONE IT?

No no no, mumintroll very importtant! You needing mumintroll with you so you being cheeryed upwards again and happie.

Do you having goody mumintroll food in hospittal? Mumintroll like pine needles and strawberrie jam. And be telling if Oby-Vanden picky mumintroll at airyport or who pickys so I sendate propperly.

Pippa Olson

Quote:

From: jurgen sterk <[email protected]>
To: polson
Date: Mar 23, 2006 2:41 PM
Subject: HAVE YOU DONE IT?

OLSON,

I DONT LIKE JOKES, LET'S CONCLUDE THIS TRANSACTION
FIRST BEFORE SENDING ME MUMINTROLL.

I DONT HAVE MUCH TIME ANYMORE, I WANT YOU TO START
DISTRIBUTING MY WISH, IT LIKE YOU ARE NO LONGER TAKING IT
SERIOUS.

HAVE YOU BEEN TO MONEYGRAM TO RESEND THE MONEY?
IF SO, GIVE ME PAYMENT DETAILS.

THE DOCTOR SAID OBY IS NOT HIS NAME,

THIS IS HIS NAME ( Surname:VAN DEN WASSENBERG

First name: HENDRIKUS MARTINUS WILHELMUS

BYE FOR NOW,
JURGEN

A funny tale about wasting time of a scammer. Smile

Quote:

From: polson
To: jurgen sterk <[email protected]>
Date: Mar 23, 2006 6:46 PM
Subject: Re: HAVE YOU DONE IT?

Deery Jurgen,

Not talk sillies! All peopples liking jokes. I thinkking you relli needing to be telled some jokes, you soundating uptighty and nothappie.

Here one goody joke:

En hj�rnskadad r�vare spelade att han var en sjuk m�nniska med mycket pengar. Han trodde att han skulle bedraga n�gon att s�nda pengar till honom. Men han visste inte att person som han talade med bara sl�sade r�varmannens tid! R�varen f�tt bara sm�delser f�r hans arbete! Och det var bara r�tt!

Veri funnie, is it not? Hi hi hi!

You telled me befores that doctorman nickyname is Nathan Oby. So you seeing that I only being friendlie with him. Not been ably to sendate monyes yet.

Now be concetratating in importtant thing, receivering the mumintroll! Who be pickying mumintroll at airyport and is there goody foods for mumintroll at hospittal?

Pippa Olson

Quote:

From: polson
To: [email protected]
Date: Mar 27, 2006 1:22 PM
Subject: dont delayment!

Deer Jurgenman,

Why you not writting to me? Have you been dying all readies?

Pleese stopp delaymenting things. I been waitting for your replyment so I can go sendating.

Pippa Olson

Quote:

From: jurgen sterk <[email protected]>
To: polson
Date: Mar 27, 2006 8:28 PM
Subject: GIVE ME PAYMENT DETAILS

HELLO OLSON,

LIKE I SAID BEFORE, THE DOCTOR'S NAME IS NOT
OBY, THIS IS HOW IT IS IN HIS DRIVER'S LICENSE

THIS IS HIS NAME ( Surname:VAN DEN WASSENBERG

First name: HENDRIKUS MARTINUS WILHELMUS

LETS CONCLUDE WITH THE MONEYGRAM ISSUE BEFORE
MUMINTROLL, AND THANK'S FOR SHOWING CONCERN.

WHAT WILL REALLY MAKE ME HAPPY, IS TO SEE MY WISH
BEING CARRIED OUT BEFORE I DIE, PLEASE TRY AND SEND THE
MONEY TOMORROW SO THE DOCTOR CAN COLLECT IT ON TUESDAY BYE FOR NOW,
JURGEN.

Quote:

From: polson
To: jurgen sterk <[email protected]>
Date: Mar 28, 2006 12:19 PM
Subject: Re: GIVE ME PAYMENT DETAILS

Why you keeping repeatting Oby-Vandens name aggain and aggain? I hear it all readies, no needing to repeatting your self.

Still you not sayed if Oby-Vanden be pickying mumintroll at airyport! I can not be sendating mumintroll if I not knowing it going to be pickyed up! Not fun for mumintroll to be alone in big airyport. How it find way to hospittal alone?

Also you needing to be telling me if you having pine needles and strawberry jam in hospittal for mumintroll eating or should I be packing some with mumintroll.

Answeries please, so I can then sendate.

Pippa Olson

Witness magnificent mugu brainwork. He doesn't simply say ok, doctor will pick up the moomin troll, after which I had meant to move on to something else. Instead this moomin stuff will go on and on, eventually leading to most wonderful mugu hilariosity.

Quote:

From: jurgen sterk <[email protected]>
To: polson
Date: Mar 28, 2006 8:03 PM
Subject: WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU

HELLO OLSON,

WHAT IS THE MATTER WITH YOU,
I TOLD YOU MUMINTROLL IS NOT THE PROBLEM NOW,
I WANT MY WILL TO BE CARRIED OUT.

HAVE YOU BEEN TO MONEYGRAM TO SEND THE MONEY OR
NOT? THE DOCTOR IS WORRIED.

JURGEN.

Quote:

From: polson
To: jurgen sterk <[email protected]>
Date: Mar 29, 2006 1:40 PM
Subject: Re: WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU

I wondering what matter with YOU?

You saying mumintroll not problem but not telling me importtant mumintroll sending dettails and delaymenting every thing! You realli seeming to have some problem! I not understating why you not being helpfilled in this matter.

Pleese stop delaymenting! I not wantting to wasting time with this.

Suga min kuk,
Pippa Olson

Quote:

From: jurgen sterk <[email protected]>
To: polson
Date: Mar 29, 2006 7:08 PM
Subject: LET ME KNOW

OLSON,

AM NOT TALKING ABOUT MUMMINTROLL,
AM TALKING ABOUT MONEYGRAM, IF YOU ARE
NO LONGER INTERESTED, LET ME KNOW,

HAVE YOU GONE TO MONEYGRAM TO SEND
THE MONEY, LET ME KNOW,I DON'T HAVE MUCH
TIME LEFT, DO YOU THINK I AM JOKING OR ARE
YOU TAKING IT FOR A CHILD'S PLAY.

PLEASE GET SERIOUS AND DO THE NEEDFUL,
I AM RUNNING OUT OF TIME HERE.
AM SORRY IF I AM SOUNDING ANGRY,
TRY AND SEND IT TOMMOROW AND GIVE ME
PAYMENT DETAILS.

JURGEN.

Quote:

From: polson
To: jurgen sterk <[email protected]>
Date: Mar 29, 2006 7:43 PM
Subject: Re: LET ME KNOW

Jurgenman,

Stopp delaymenting!

Stopp stopp stopp stopp stopp!

I not wantting to wasting days and days and days like this. I trying to helpping you but you keep on notanswering my questionings. Veri simppel qustions.

If you not knowing if there mumintroll foods in hospittal, ask doctorman! Him be telling you. Then you telling me. So I know when I sendating mumintroll. You not acting veri wisely now, it like you having some troublies in head. Is that why you in hospittal?

I not happie now.

Pippa Olson

Priceless. He digs his own grave.

Quote:

From: jurgen sterk <[email protected]>
To: polson
Date: Mar 30, 2006 12:10 PM
Subject: I THANK YOU

HELLO OLSON,

I THANK YOU FOR WANTING TO SEND ME MUMINTROLL,
BUT THE DOCTOR BOUGHT SOME MUMINTROLL FOR ME HERE, OK.
SO I HAVE ENOUGH MUMINTROLL HERE WITH ME.

WHAT I WANT YOU TO DO NOW IS TO GO TO MONEYGRAM, AND SEND
THE MONEY, SO THE DOCTOR CAN GO AND COLLECT THE MONEY.

MAKE SURE YOU SEND IT TODAY OK.

JURGEN

Quote:

From: polson
To: jurgen sterk <[email protected]>
Date: Mar 30, 2006 2:45 PM
Subject: Re: I THANK YOU

Getknullare,

What you meaning doctorman bring some mumintroll? You not meaning that you EAT poor mumintroll?! That veri nassti and disguisting to do! Yucky! Good heaven! How you so hearthless to eat poor mumintroll? Oh no. This makking me to crying.

Where doctorman get mumintroll? There not mumintrollsies in brittain. Mumintrolls be only in mumindalen.

Pippa Olson

Quote:

From: jurgen sterk <[email protected]>
To: polson
Date: Mar 31, 2006 8:51 PM
Subject: GIVE ME PAYMENT DEATAILS

OLSON,

HONESTLY, I AM NOT HAPPY WITH YOU NOW,
BECAUSE I TOLD YOU THAT WE SHOULD FORGET ABOUT
MUMINTROLL FOR NOW, THAT WHAT IS REALLY IMPORTANT IS
THE MONEY, THIS WHAT I WANT YOU TO DO TOMORROW,
GO TO MONEYGRAM AND SEND THE MONEY SO THE THAT DOCTOR CAN GO
AND PICK IT UP FROM MONEYGRAM.
I THANK YOU FOR WANTING TO SEND ME MUMINTROLL, BUT SENDING THE
MONEY IS MORE IMPORTANT NOW.

PLESAE DONT MAKE ANY MISTAKE WHEN SENDING THE MONEY,
THIS IS THE DOCTOR'S NAME AGAIN,

THIS IS HIS NAME ( Surname:VAN DEN WASSENBERG

First name: HENDRIKUS MARTINUS WILHELMUS.

JURGEN

Quote:

From: polson
To: jurgen sterk <[email protected]>
Date: Apr 1, 2006 12:48 PM
Subject: Re: GIVE ME PAYMENT DEATAILS

I not going to sendating any monies untils you explain whatt you meaning with having mumintroll. Do you realli eat poor mumintroll? You veri disguisting persson if you eating poor mumintroll. How can you being so cruel? Mumintrolls nice, not like cowsies and goatsies. You should be eating cow, not mumintroll. Cows veri stuppid animals.

Now you explanate mumintroll matters to me. It not difficlit to telling me these thingsies. Only needing to writting few words. So I not understating why you delayment like this all times. It veri frustratting writting to you when you not answering any things.

Pippa Olson

Quote:

From: jurgen sterk <[email protected]>
To: polson
Date: Apr 4, 2006 8:35 PM
Subject: HAVE YOU DONE IT

HELLO OLSON,

THIS IS THE DOCTOR WRITTING,
JURGEN IS NOT TALKING RIGHT NOW, ATER THE OPERATION
HE HAS BEEN UNCONSCIOUS
FOR THE PAST 4 DAYS.
BEFORE THE OPERATION HE ASKED ME TO MAIL YOU,
TO TELL YOU TO FORGET ABOUT MUMINTROLL,
THAT YOU SHOULD SEND THE MONEY TO ME.
PLEASE TRY AND SEND THE MONEY TOMORROW,
SO I CAN COLLECT IT IN TIME.

THIS IS MY NAME AGAIN :
THIS IS HIS NAME ( Surname:VAN DEN WASSENBERG

First name: HENDRIKUS MARTINUS WILHELMUS.

DOCTOR.

Quote:

From: polson
To: jurgen sterk <[email protected]>
Date: Apr 5, 2006 10:28 AM
Subject: Re: HAVE YOU DONE IT

Why Jurgenman sleepping so muchly? You needing to waky Jurgenman up! I not likking that he go sleepping all day when should be talkking to me in steads. Not friendlie thing to do.

Now you be telling me what situation with mumintroll is. Jurgenman say you bringed him mumintroll. Where you get mumintroll and what you done with it? You not seriously been eating poor mumintroll?

Du �r en getknullare ocks�,
Pippa Olson

Quote:

From: jurgen sterk <[email protected]>
To: polson
Date: Apr 6, 2006 3:31 PM
Subject: ARE YOU SERIUOS

olson,

why is it that you cannot obey simple instruction,
i said we should forget about mumintroll for now,
that you should go to moneygram to send the money
you keep talking about mumintroll, am saying it again
listen, forget about mimintroll. i want to make sure my
wish is been carried out before anything happens to me.
forget about mimintroll, go to moneygram right away to
send the money to the doctor, this is his name again,
T
HIS IS HIS NAME ( Surname:VAN DEN WASSENBERG)

First name: HENDRIKUS MARTINUS WILHELMUS)

dont fail this time,

JURGEN.

Quote:

From: polson
To: jurgen sterk <[email protected]>
Date: Apr 6, 2006 5:21 PM
Subject: Re: ARE YOU SERIUOS

Runkare,

Nicely to seeing you been wanked up!

You having some nerve to saying me not obbeying instructements, when you your self not answer my veri simppel questionings! I veri disappointied now. I sayed you befores I not going to sendate you any thingys untill I have good explanation from you abbout mumintroll matter. Mumintrolls not any notimportant things! Mumintrolls veri nicely beings and not somthings to be treated notnicely!

Why you keepping delaymenting and being difficlit? It you who is difficlit and hold alls up and wastying times. I not understate you. I startting to think I should just stopp to talkking to you.

Now you be wisely, and finally tell me of mumintroll matter, so then I can going to monigramm again, I not knowing how many times I being there becauses of you all ready.

Grr,
Pippa Olson

Quote:

From: jurgen sterk <[email protected]>
To:
Date: Apr 7, 2006 5:57 PM
Subject: thank you olson

HELLO OLSON,

YOU ARE GETTING ME WRONG, I KNOW YOU HAVE BEEN
PATIENCE WITH ME EVER SINCE, BUT MUMINTROLL IS NOT
REALLY IMPORTANT RIGHT NOW, WHAT IS IMPORTANT TO ME
NOW IS TO SEE THAT MY WISH IS BEEN CARRIED.

I LIKE YOU OLSON, YOU ARE SWEDISH LIKE ME AND YOU ARE
VERY CARING THATS WHY AM ASKING YOU TO GO TO MONEYGRAM ONE LAST TIME FOR ME. PLEASE LETS DON'T ARGUE AGAIN, JUST
GO AND SEND THE MONEY SO DOCTOR MAN CAN PICK UP OK.
IF YOU REALLY CARE ABOUT ME LIKE YOU SAID, DONT ARGUE WITH ME
AGAIN, JUST GO SENT THE MONEY TO DOCTOR MAN.

PLEASE NO MISTAKE THIS TIME, THIS IS HIS NAME AGAIN,

( Surname:VAN DEN WASSENBERG)

First name: HENDRIKUS MARTINUS WILHELMUS)

LOCATION: 33 BUTE STREET, MANCHESTER.

COUNTRY: ENGLAND

JURGEN.

Quote:

From: polson
To: jurgen sterk <[email protected]>
Date: Apr 7, 2006 7:26 PM
Subject: Re: thank you olson

Mumintroll mumintroll mumintroll!

No monnygram befores mumintroll matter been cleared!

Pippa Olson

Quote:

From: jurgen sterk <[email protected]>
To: polson
Date: Apr 8, 2006 8:34 PM
Subject: i dont understand you anymore

olson,

i dont understand you anymore,
my life is more important than all the
mumintrolls in the world right, if you
think so too, just send the money.

jurgen

Quote:

From: polson
To: jurgen sterk <[email protected]>
Date: Apr 9, 2006 11:21 AM
Subject: Re: i dont understand you anymore

Still you no answerating me? Whatt kind of man are you? Why you keeping doing this?

I telled you that I go mony gramming when mumintroll matter been clearied. Why you not answerating me? Only needing you to writting few wordies. It like you playing some game with me, wasting my times with your stubborness. You not being very wisely now. Is your brains feeling badly aggain?

Now anser these questionings, so I can finally going to sendate monie to you!

Where doctorman get mumintroll?

What happen to it?

I certainlie not going to sendate my mumintrollies to you any more. You being very notfriendlie persson. And I not wantting dear mumintroll to be treatied badly and eatten by nassti perssons! Mumintroll very sweety and nicely thing. You not.

Pippa Olson

Disgusting! Sad

Quote:

From: jurgen sterk <[email protected]>
To: polson
Date: Apr 10, 2006 8:03 PM
Subject: YOU HAVE BEEN NICE

hello olson,

i dont know where he doctor got it,
i have eaten all, and sorry if have not been
friendly of late, my health is going bad.

i am now in holland, i was transferred here
yesterday, so i will be attented to by a specialist,
the new doctor is very friendly too, i told him about our
transaction, he said he is willing to help, and i told him
that you are a wonderful person.

you can now send the moneygram through his name
tomorrow, his name is:

(NAME) THOMPSON OKEKUMATA

(ADDRESS) 17, JAVA STRAAT, AMSTERDAM.

(COUNTRY) HOLLAND

i await payment slip from you tomorrow,
so we can conclude this transaction,
jurgen.

Quote:

From: polson
To: jurgen sterk <[email protected]>
Date: Apr 11, 2006 10:00 AM
Subject: Re: YOU HAVE BEEN NICE

You horribel, teribel, disguisting persson!

You realli EATED poor littel mumintroll!

I hates you! You veri cruel persson!!

How can you eat poor littel mumintrolly? How can you be so terribel? Do you eat catsies and dogsies and littel babyes too? Disguisting!!

It good you feeling bad! You deserving to be punishied for being so horribel!

Disguisting!!!!!!

Hey all you baiters in Manchester! Go to the Swedish market and buy me a moomin troll, ok? I'll pay.

Quote:

From: jurgen sterk <[email protected]>
To: polson
Date: Apr 11, 2006 4:18 PM
Subject: HELLO

.HELLO OLSON,

WHY DO YOU SAY THAT ABOUT A SICK MAN,
WHY DO YOU HATE ME NOW,
I TOLD YOU YESTERDAY THAT I HAVE BEEN TRANSFERRED
FROM ENGLAND TO HOLLAND, I ALSO TOLD YOU THAT OF THE
NEW DOCTOR HERE IN HOLLAND, I TOLD YOU HE IS A VERY NICE
PERSON.

THE MUMINTROLL THE DOCTOR IN ENGLAND GAVE TO ME WAS NICE,
HE SAID HE GOT IT FROM SWEDISH MARKET IN MANCHESTER CITY.

OLSON, I TOLD THE NEW DOCTOR HERE IN HOLLAND OF MY WILL
YOU ARE TRYING TO HELP ME SPREAD TO CHARITY ORGANISATIONS,
HE SAID IT WAS VERY NICE OF YOU, HE ALSO SAID HE WOULD LIKE
TO ASSIST YOU TO MAKING SURE MY WILL IS BEING GIVEN OUT
TO ORPHANAGE HOMES.

OLSON, THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT TO ME, I HOPE YOU KNOW
THAT, THAT'S WHY I WANT YOU TO SEND THE MONEY TODAY,
THE THROUGH THE NEW DOCTOR'S NAME HERE IN HOLLAND,
THIS IS THE INFORMATION TO SEND IT WITH

NAME ; THOMPSON OKEKUMATA

ADDRESS; 17, JAVA STRAAT, AMSTERDAM.

COUNTRY; HOLLAND
I HOPE TO RECEIVE PAYMENT DETAILS TODAY,

JURGEN.

Quote:

From: polson
To: jurgen sterk <[email protected]>
Date: Apr 12, 2006 8:56 AM
Subject: Re: HELLO

Yes, mumintroll very nice. So do you plays with it? Feeds it? Go to walky outside with it? Knit beutiful wooly socks for it?

No, you EATED IT!

Horribel!

I been cryings all day. Gunilla and other neighburs crying too. Husbandman furious at you, saying if he see you he cutt off your nose and ears and testikuls and make necklace of them and that only the beginning!

MUMINTROLL NOT FOOD, MUMINTROLL NICE PET THAT NEED LOVING AND CAREING!

Pippa Olson

This is just so priceless... How did he come up with THIS:

Quote:

From: jurgen sterk <[email protected]>
To: polson
Date: Apr 12, 2006 7:56 PM
Subject: NO NO NO OLSON

NO OLSON,

THE MUMINTROLL IS NOT A PET, BUT THEY ARE FRUITS LIKE
STRAWBERRY, I DIDN'T YOU WHERE TALKING ABOUT PET.

THE KIND OF PET I LOVE IS A BULL DOG AND NOT MUMINTROLL.
SORRY, I DONT EVEN EAT MEAT, BECAUSE AM A VEGETARIAN.

MY NEW DOCTOR HAS SHOWN INTEREST IN CARRYING OUT MY
WILL, BUT I TOLD HIM ABOUT YOU AND HE IS VERY HAPPY, BECAUSE
HE WAS BROUGHT UP IN THE ORPHANAGE. THE DOCTOR SAID YOU
ARE WOMAN OF GOOD CONSCIENCE THAT HE IS GOING TO ASSIST YOU. MY REGARDS TO YOUR HUSBAND AND GUNILLA.

I AWAIT PAYMENT DETAILS FROM YOU, THE DOCTOR'S NAME AGAIN
IS :

NAME: THOMPSON OKEKUMATA

JURGEN.

Quote:

From: jurgen sterk <[email protected]>
To: polson
Date: Apr 13, 2006 1:16 PM
Subject: HELLO

OLSON,

I AM STILL WAITING TO RECEIVE PAYMENT DETAILS FROM YOU,
AM NOT FEELING OK, THE DRUGS THEY ARE GIVING ME HERE IS MAKING ME SLEEPY.

AM WAITING TO HEAR FROM YOU,

JURGEN.

Quote:

From: polson
To: jurgen sterk <[email protected]>
Date: Apr 13, 2006 1:48 PM
Subject: Re: NO NO NO OLSON

You talkking oddlies again. Mumintroll not strawberrie! Don't you think I knowing what mumintroll is? I having many mumintrollies in house! I cleaning mumintroll poopings every day. Strawberries not poopy around house!

You are having delusionings now. You have strangeness in head, you needing to seeky medical help quicklie. I think you now having bad feelings and regrettings for brutally murderating poor mumintroll. You seeing poor littel mumintroll eyes lookking pleadingly at you when you strangulate it and now feeling guiltty, trying to make self believe it only a strawberrie. Or did you stab with knifes or hit in head with big sticky?

I veri sad by you.

Pippa Olson

Quote:

From: jurgen sterk <[email protected]>
To: polson
Date: Apr 13, 2006 8:19 PM
Subject: get serious

hello olson,

i have tried to be very nice to you, but you are not showing any
respect for me, why must you be insulting me all the time, i want the
insult from you to stop. Smile

i told you what i eat is strawberry fruit, and not mumintroll, enough of this
mumintroll talk, am tired of you making jokes of me, lets get serious, if you
are no longer interested just let me know, so that i can use the doctor to carry
out my will.

i have less than one month to live .

jurgen.

Quote:

From: polson
To: jurgen sterk <[email protected]>
Date: Apr 14, 2006 10:43 AM
Subject: Re: get serious

Not understating you at alls now. You your selff said Oby-Vanden bringed mumintroll to you and then you eatted poor mumintroll. You say so your selff. Now you trying to tell me it not mumintroll, but a strawberrie. You acting veri strangely, is it becauses of bad medicationings?

Why you say you be dying in one month? What happen then? Do you owing monies to criminally maffia peopples who come to collectate in one month time and they going to do badly things to you then? Or whatt? I not understate you, pleese explanate to me.

Pippa Olson

Quote:

From: jurgen sterk <[email protected]>
To: polson
Date: Apr 14, 2006 5:14 PM
Subject: hello

olson,

At this point in time i dont know what to say,
i have been very patience with you up till this time,
but truthfully speaking, you really disappointed me.

how can you say you dont understand why you are sending
money to me, i taught you wnated to help me spread my money,
just like i told you in the first mail i sent to you.

the money you are suppose to send to me now is met for paper work
so that when i die you can be a beneficiary of my WILL.
the doctor is really disappointed with you, and i am also angry with
you too.

just go and send the money so the doctor can help us do all the
necessary paper work

this is his name again.

THOMPSON OKEKUMATA
COUNTRY: HOLLAND

jurgen.

Quote:

From: polson
To: jurgen sterk <[email protected]>
Date: Apr 14, 2006 6:45 PM
Subject: Re: hello

You shutty up about monie matters! That all been clearly all times. I talkking of mumintrollies now!

I not even mention any thing abbout money sendatings in last mail. You seeming to have problemies with understating what I write to you. Why you being so strange? You have been talkking veri confusingly about matters. First you say you eat mumintroll, then you say you not eat mumintroll. I needing to know what realli happened to poor mumintroll.

Now you being very rudely to me. Not nice to do! If you wantting me to doing any thing you not be rudely to me!

Pippa Olson

Still a bit more to come.

Posted: Wed May 24, 2006 1:41 pm

Oh, I love it! Great job! Very Happy

well, especially the moomins... hehehe

btw... could you send me that blank moneygram thing? my character's currently in Suomi... PM me!

Posted: Wed May 24, 2006 5:23 pm

^^ PM on the way.

Now the grand finale.

Quote:

From: jurgen sterk <[email protected]>
To: polson
Date: Apr 15, 2006 8:20 PM
Subject: SV: Re: hello

OLSON,

I TIRED OF YOU SPEAKING TO ME ABOUT MUMINTROLL,
WHAT IS IT WITH THIS STUPID MUMINTROLL THING....
AM FED UP WITH THIS, JUST TELL ME NOW IF YOU STILL
WANT TO DO THIS OR NOT AM TIRED.

DO YOU WANT TO HELP MY SPREAD MY WILL OR NOT,
JUST LET ME KNOW NOW, SO I CAN FIND OTHER PERSON,
I TAUGHT MAYBE BECOS YOU ARE SWEDISH YOU CAN HELP
BUT I BELIEVE I WAS WRONG.

JURGEN

Quote:

From: polson
To: jurgen sterk <[email protected]>
Date: Apr 16, 2006 4:15 PM
Subject: Re: Re: hello

Mumintrollies not stuppid! Mumintrollies veri smarty nicely thingsies. Muchly nicer than you, mumintrollies not insulate peoppels who trying to help! I feeling veri insulated by your rudely wordsies aggain.

I been wantting to helping you all times, but you being veri confusing and unfriendly and delaying. If you had been explanating me your mumintroll matters, monies would being there many days ago! Fine. I go moni gramming aggain. But only after you nicely appologising both to me and mumintroll. Do you understating now?

Suga min kuk,
Pippa Olson

Quote:

From: jurgen sterk <[email protected]>
To: polson
Date: Apr 17, 2006 11:41 AM
Subject: hello

olson,

i have been trying to be very friendly
with you too, but you have been so difficult
and insolent to me.

you said you wanted to help me with my
WILL, but since nothing has been done,
you have refused to pay the money for the
document that will enable you collect the money
easily.

do you know that $1.4 million (usd) will be for your
effort if my WILL is been carried out by you? i trusted
you because we are from the same country, and you
have showed me that you are very good person.

am sorry if i have been rude to you and mumintroll,
please forgive me, i just want this thing to be done fast,
because the sickness is weaking me, please no mistakes this
time, here is the doctor's name again

NAME : THOMPSON OKEKUMATA

ADDRESS: 17 JAVA STRAAT, AMSTERDAM.

COUNTRY: HOLLAND

my regards to your family,
jurgen.

Quote:

From: polson
To: jurgen sterk <[email protected]>
Date: Apr 17, 2006 1:43 PM
Subject: Re: hello

Getknullare,

Why you saying I refusing money sendating? I have sendated to you THREE TIMESIES all readie! It you and doctormans fault if you too stuppid to collectate simppel monie transferment! I now veri insulated by your accusationings.

I trying all my bests and then you insulate me. Notfunny.

You needing to apologising now. In sweedish way, with nicely poem.

Pippa Olson

A new poem! From a strange address.

Quote:

From: jim osa <[email protected]>
To:
Date: Apr 17, 2006 2:12 PM
Subject: OLSON

when the sunsets,
it brings back my missing rib
i tried to unravel your mystery,
but i became more opaque
for the answers i seek lies in the
base of the wind.

olson, olson, my companion in struggle
my strength when am feeling dizzy,
you are God sent,

And from the buttom of my heart
i say am sorry, again and again
and again.

JURGEN.

And from Jurgen too.

Quote:

From: jurgen sterk <[email protected]>
To: polson
Date: Apr 17, 2006 2:13 PM
Subject: hello

when the sunsets,
it brings back my missing rib
i tried to unravel your mystery,
but i became more opaque
for the answers i seek lies in the
base of the wind.

olson, olson, my companion in struggle
my strength when am feeling dizzy,
you are God sent,

And from the buttom of my heart
i say am sorry, again and again
and again.

JURGEN.

Quote:

From: polson
To: jurgen sterk <[email protected]>
Date: Apr 17, 2006 6:09 PM
Subject: Re: hello

Deer Jurgenman,

Oh, that very sweety poemy. Now for poorly deaded mumintroll, too.

Pippa Olson

Quote:

From: jurgen sterk <[email protected]>
To: polson
Date: Apr 18, 2006 8:12 PM
Subject: GIVE ME PAYMENT DETAILS

olson,

thank you for appreciating my poem,
to show you how sorry i am, i even sent
the poem through my son's email address,
i believe you also got the poem from another
email address.

as for mumintroll, i didn't kill mumintroll,
but this is just another poem for mumintroll.

mumintroll, mumintroll,
man's best friend
you that brings smile to those
that are angry, a loving pet
that's what you are.

i want you to go to moneygram
tomorrow, and send the money with
the doctor's name, here is it again:

NAME: THOMPSON OKEKUMATA

ADDRESS: 17 JAVA STRAAT, AMSTERDAM

COUNTRY: HOLLAND

i wait payment details tomorrow, so that other
arrangement can be made, please no more jokes
or mistakes with the name and address,

jurgen.

Quote:

From: polson
To: jurgen sterk <[email protected]>
Date: Apr 19, 2006 11:36 AM
Subject: Re: GIVE ME PAYMENT DETAILS

Getknullare Jurgen,

Receivered your nicely poem. Very sweety poem, I readed poem to mumintrollies and they likking it veri muchly, they running around house wagging tail and makking tweety noises now.

Did receiver poemy from son too. Why sonny not have nicely traditionally sweedish name like H�kan or Sven-Olof or Yngve?

You veri nicely persson, a goody poem writter too. I likes you veri muchly.

Byesies,
Pippa Olson

Quote:

From: jurgen sterk <[email protected]>
To: polson
Date: Apr 19, 2006 4:32 PM
Subject: GIVE ME PAYMENT DETAILS

olson,

thank you for appreciating my poems,
have you gone to moneygram to send the money,
or are you no longer interested?

give me payment details if you have sent it,

jurgen.

Quote:

From: polson
To: jurgen sterk <[email protected]>
Date: Apr 19, 2006 6:07 PM
Subject: Re: GIVE ME PAYMENT DETAILS

Of coursies I being interestied, don't being sillie. I not ably to have mony grammated yets. Reindeer needing some antler waxing before ably to travell to monny gram. Reindeer have muchly better antlersies now with spring comming. Veri buutiful antlers, standing nicely upwards and with bushy fur! Reindeer looking handsomy, you be sure to like if you would being here. Not at alls like in wintter when antlers drooping sadlie downwards. Soon happili running to monie gramy to sendate monies to nicely Jurgen deer.

Din morsa �r en hora osv,
Pippa Olson

Quote:

From: jurgen sterk <[email protected]>
To: polson
Date: Apr 19, 2006 7:06 PM
Subject: WHEN ARE YOU SENDING IT?

OLSON,

LET ME KNOW WHEN YOU ARE
SENDING IT, THE DOCTOR WANTS TO TRAVEL
FOR HOLIDAYS.

JURGEN.

Quote:

From: polson
To: jurgen sterk <[email protected]>
Date: Apr 19, 2006 9:13 PM
Subject: Re: WHEN ARE YOU SENDING IT?

Not to worry, I be sure to be telling you when monies been sendated. Maybies antlers be goody all readies tomorrow!

Pippa Olson

Quote:

From: jurgen sterk <[email protected]>
To: polson
Date: Apr 20, 2006 10:30 AM
Subject: TOMORROW

OLSON,

I WANT THE DOCTOR TO HELP ME
COLLECT THE MONEY BEFORE HE
TRAVEL, YOU KNOW I CANNOT GO OUT
BECAUSE I AM SICK.

I WILL TELL HIM YOU SAID TOMMORROW.

JURGEN.

Quote:

From: polson
To: jurgen sterk <[email protected]>
Date: Apr 20, 2006 5:47 PM
Subject: Re: TOMORROW

Deery Jurgenman,

Maybie it actually be a goody idea for you to going out sides a littel? Some nicely fresh springy air can be veri goody for you, so you get healthier. It not goody to being insides all day, in a dank hospittal. Maybe you sicko becauses you been insides the hospittal for so long with all other peopples who are ill?

Veri nicely weathering out sides, sunny shining warmily and birdsies startting to sing and snows meltted aways and summer is comming! Trees and reindeer antlers getting green aggain. Animalsies comming out of caves and burrowings and chirping merrily. Ask doctorman to take you outsides for a while for a walking. You surely to be feeling muchly gooder soon.

Pippa Olson

Quote:

From: jurgen sterk <[email protected]>
To: polson
Date: Apr 21, 2006 11:29 AM
Subject: GET SERIOUS

OLSON,

I HEARD WHAT YOU SAID, BUT I STILL CAN'T COME OUT
BECAUSE I CAN'T WALK.

LET'S GET SERIOUS, I TOLD YOU THE DOCTOR WILL BE
TRAVELLING VERY SOON, I WANT YOU TO GIVE ME THE PAYMENT
DETAILS TODAY, SO THE DOCTOR CAN GO TO MONEYGRAM TO
COLLECT IT.

THIS IS THE DOCTOR'S NAME AGAIN, NO MISTAKES THIS TIME:

NAME: THOMPSON OKEKUMATA

ADDRESS: 17 JAVA STRAAT, AMSTERDAM.

COUNTRY: HOLLAND

JURGEN

Quote:

From: polson
To: jurgen sterk <[email protected]>
Date: Apr 21, 2006 6:56 PM
Subject: Re: GET SERIOUS

Getknullare,

Maybies doctorman can getting you a wheely chair so you can going to outsides?

Anyways, todays I knullade din morsa in the mony gramm place eller i rumpan. Jag tror that it was den senare. Hon was very tr�ng there. So pleases be telling doctorman that han borde anv�nda much kr�m for a nicely glidande r�vknullning!

Fy med min smutsig sinne,
Pippa Olson

Quote:

From: jurgen sterk <[email protected]>
To: polson
Date: Apr 22, 2006 12:01 PM
Subject: DONT FAIL

OLSON,

I TAUGHT BY NOW YOU WOULD HAVE SENT THE
MONEY, BECAUSE THE DOCTOR WILL BE TRAVELLING
ON WEDNESDAY.

I WANT YOU TO MAKE SURE YOU SEND IT ON MONDAY,
SO THE DOCTOR CAN COLLECT IT BEFORE HE TRAVELS.

PLEASE NO MISTAKE WITH THE NAMES THIS TIME:

NAME THOMPSON OKEKUMATA

ADDRESS: 17 JAVA STRAAT, AMSTERDAM.

COUNTRY: HOLLAND

JURGEN.

Quote:

From: polson
To: jurgen sterk <[email protected]>
Date: Apr 22, 2006 1:56 PM
Subject: Re: DONT FAIL

Deery Jurgenman,

Did you not reads my lasty mail? I telled you that monyes been sendated all readies. You can be telling to doctorman att han kan suga kuk och monies in the monny gram place. M�jligtvis jag kunde skriva n�gon skit h�r bara att uppreta dig? Jag hoppas att du har ingen problem att f�rst� min mail.

Kyss fittan,
Pippa Olson

Quote:

From: jurgen sterk <[email protected]>
To: polson
Date: Apr 24, 2006 11:09 AM
Subject: GIVE ME PAYMENT DETAILS

HELLO OLSON,

I SAW YOUR MAIL, SINCE YOU SAID YOU HAVE SENT
THE MONEY, GIVE ME THE PAYMENT DETAILS OF THE
PAYMENT SLIP, I WANT YOU TO SCAN THE PAYMENT
SLIP TO ME TODAY, SO THE DOCTOR CAN COLLECT IT.

JURGEN

A bunch of insults as usual. Jurgen (!) will provide a translation in a moment.

Quote:

From: polson
To: jurgen sterk <[email protected]>
Date: Apr 24, 2006 2:29 PM
Subject: Re: GIVE ME PAYMENT DETAILS

Dra �t i helvete, k�ra r�vare. Hoppas att det irriteras du att inte f�rst� vad jag skriver h�r. M�jligtvis du kunde anv�nda en babelator men du �r ju s� f�rbaskad dum att du vet inte om s�dana, tror jag. Lite mera blabla h�r och en f�rol�mpning till. Du luktar som en dr�ktig get. Kyss fittan. Och m�jligtvis jag borde skriva money gramm h�r bara f�r att du f�rst�r �tminstone ett ord i det h�r mail. F�r att h�ja din f�rv�ntan f�r denna aff�r. Suga min kuk,

Pippa Olson

Quote:

From: jurgen sterk <[email protected]>
To: polson
Date: Apr 24, 2006 9:21 PM
Subject: GIVE ME PAYMENT DETAILS ON THE SLIP

OLSON,

THIS IS TAKING TOO LONG, I TOLD YOU SEND ME
A SCANNED COPY OF THE PAYMENT SLIP.
WITHOUT THE INFORMATION ON THE SLIP, THE
DOCTOR CANT COLLECT IT FROM MONEYGRAM.
SEND THE INFORMATION ON THE SLIP NOW BECAUSE,
THE DOCTOR IS TRAVELLING ON WEDNESDAY.

JURGEN.

He ran my mail through a translator! Very Happy

Quote:

From: jurgen sterk <[email protected]>
To: polson
Date: Apr 25, 2006 12:55 PM
Subject: THANKS

Draws to in hell, in love robbers.
Hopes that the to be irritated you to not to understand what I type here. Possibly you could use a babelator but you are of course so confounded stupid that you do not know about such, believes I. Little more blabla here and an insult to. You sniff as a dr�ktig goat. Kiss the *DELETED*. And possibly I should type money gramm here only in order to you understand at least a word in this mail. In order to increase your expectation for this business. Suck my cock,

I UNDERSTAND SWEDISH
THANK FOR THE INSULT, (You're welcome!)

JURGEN.

Damn how I laughed when I received that... Very Happy

Okay. I guess that this will come to an end soon. I think he might be having some doubts about my sincerity after that. Shocked

So my goal is now to stretch this for a few messages so that I'll reach a nice round 350 messages for this bait and then give him the link.

So, I was just testing him. Right.

Quote:

From: polson
To: jurgen sterk <[email protected]>
Date: Apr 25, 2006 2:43 PM
Subject: Re: THANKS

Jurgen deery!

I so happie that you readed that. You seeing, I became veri worried becauses you have been acting veri strangely. You not knowed abbout mumintrolls and who sweedish persson not loving mumintrollies? I worried that you not realli the same wonderfully and friendlynice Jurgen I knowed befores. So I thinkking that if you realli Jurgenman, then you can reading sweedish but if you not understate sweedish, then you some evilnasti imposterator.

So now I knowing that I can trusting you!

Sorrie I writted some notnicely things. I not meaning to be rude to you. Only wantted to seeing if you realli sweedish.

Okie, I go to moniegram now. Be telling doctorman he can get monies for you today.

Pippa Olson

Quote:

From: jurgen sterk <[email protected]>
To: polson
Date: Apr 26, 2006 11:39 AM
Subject: OK

olson,

just like you said it was a test, ok.
if you say you are sending it today ok.
i only hope the doctor will still be around
to collect it because, i told you he was travelling
today.

well, i dont believe you anymore, i will only believe
you if the doctor can collect the money from moneygram.

jurgen.

Quote:

From: polson
To: jurgen sterk <[email protected]>
Date: Apr 26, 2006 1:57 PM
Subject: Re: OK

Deer Jurgenman,

Why you saying you not believating me? I been trying my bests all time to helpping you.

Has doctorman collectated monies yets? I scammed monye gramm papper, but this emailing thing not wantting to sendate attachmentings! I not understating what wrongly! It say 'quota exceeded', do you knowing what that means? Nummer for transferment is 26270855.

Pippa Olson

Quote:

From: jurgen sterk <[email protected]>
To: polson
Date: Apr 26, 2006 9:47 PM
Subject: I DONT BELIEVE

HELLO OLSON,

AT THIS POINT IN TIME I JUST DONT WHAT TO SAY,
I TRIED TO BE VERY FRIENDLY, NICE AND ALL THAT,
BUT STILL, YOU SAID YOU TAUGHT I WAS I FAKE.
WELL AM NOT BOTHERED ABOUT THAT NOW,
I SAW YOUR MAIL, YOU SAID YOU HAVE SENT
THE MONEY,WITH THE DOCTOR'S NAME, WELL I TOLD YOU
THE DOCTOR WAS SUPPOSED TO TRAVEL TODAY,HE COULDN'T
WAIT BECAUSE HE WAS DISAPPOINTED WITH YOU.
SO IF REALLY YOU SENT THE MONEY, I WANT YOU TO
GO TO MONEYGRAM TOMORROW, TO CHANGE THE NAME,
BECAUSE THE DOCTOR HAS TRAVEL.
BUT I WAS ABLE TO CONVINCE THE MEDICAL DIRECTOR OF
THE HOSPITAL TO USE HIS NAME, THIS IS HIS NAME:

NAME: SOLOMON EFOSA AJAYI
ADDRESS: 6 JAVA STRAAT, AMSTERDAM

COUNTRY: HOLLAND

GO BACK TO MONEYGRAM TO CHANGE THE NAME IF REALLY
YOU SENT ANY MONEY, BECAUSE I DONT BELIEVE YOU ANYMORE,
NOT UNTIL THE MEDICAL DIRECTOR IS ABLE TO COLLECT THE MONEY,
DO THIS TOMORROW OR I WILL CONCLUDE YOU HAVE NOT BEEN REAL
ALL THIS WHILE.

JURGEN.

Quote:

From: polson
To: jurgen sterk <[email protected]>
Date: Apr 27, 2006 10:17 AM
Subject: Re: I DONT BELIEVE

Well now I veri disappointied in you!

Do you thinkking I having nothings to do but to be running to monny gramm everi day? Why you keepping changing doctormens like this? This so veri frustratting that after all my effortings and sendatings and still you not having collectated the monies! I had been expectating that you finallie having the monyes now, but noooo, you tell me to monie grammate again!

I startting to be veri frustratied at you.

I not having times to going to monny gramm todays. I having three dead moose that needing to be skinned right nows. Veri big moose, muchly workk. No times to playing with your doctorings who never get moneys I sendate.

Fines, if you so notfriendly to not believate in me afters all my work I done for you then I say byes to you now. You not nice.

Pippa Olson

Quote:

From: jurgen sterk <[email protected]>
To:
Date: Apr 27, 2006 2:18 PM
Subject: WELL I DONT KNOW

hello olson,

i should be the one who should be very angry here,
you called me all soughts of names and all that.
i told you to send it in time because, the doctor will
be travelling, but instead you where having doubts about me and rufused to send on time, even if you really sent it now, how do you expect me to get it with
the doctor out of holland? thats why am asking you to go back to moneygram to resend again.
if you dont go back to resend it again, i will believe
you never sent it in the first place, and this time scan the payment slip, and also copy the information on the slip and send to me.
this the name to send it with again:

name: Solomon Efosa Ajayi

address: 6 java straat, amsterdam.

country: Holland

if you dont resend it again, i will believe you never sent it in the
first place.

jurgen.

Quote:

From: polson
To: jurgen sterk <[email protected]>
Date: Apr 27, 2006 6:08 PM
Subject: Re: WELL I DONT KNOW

Deery Jurgenman,

I saids all ready that mailing was onlie to be sure you realli sweedish like you say. You had beens veri strange lattely, with mumintrollies and all. I still not liking what you did to poor mumintroll. You have been suspicious so I wanttied to be sure. I not want to sendate moneys to some notsweedish persson!

So I not meaning to insulate you at alls, so you can stopp being angried and rudely to me, okies? I not liking to be rudelated to. It all past now, no need to be thinkking about it.

Do you now wantting my sendating or not? Yesturdays you sayed you not going to believing me if I not sendate todays and I not going to sendate todays. Still have one moose to skin. Veri thikk skin, hard to removing. Maybies should ask Gunilla to helpp, she veri good to skinning moose, like I been telling you earliers. It veri frustratting if I go monie grammate and then you tell me it too late.

Pippa Olson

Quote:

From: polson
To: [email protected]
Date: Apr 29, 2006 3:47 PM
Subject: Pleases not be upsetty

Jurgenman deer,

You not have replated to me, so I thinkking you still beeing upsetty at me.

I be going to monny gramy on monday, or tuesdays if reindeer have antler probblems. I going to cancellate the mony graim paymenting of this weeky. Are you now sure that not wantting the transfermentation any mores? I can sendate to new doctorman when I there but if you still upsetty and not wantting my helpings any more then I only cancellate the older transferment.

I been cryings here becauses you not wanting to talking to me any mores. I realli not meaned to say any bad thingsies to you. Pleases not be angrie to me, Jurgen deer. I onlie wantt to help you.

Pippa Olson

Quote:

From: jurgen sterk <[email protected]>
To: polson
Date: May 1, 2006 11:44 AM
Subject: GIVE ME PAYMENT DETAILS

HELLO OLSON,

WHAT YOU SAID REALLY BROKE MY HEART,
MY SON CRIED ALMOST THE WHOLE DAY,
SEEING HIS SICK FATHER HEARTBROKEN LIKE THAT
BECAUSE, I HAD TOLD HIM ABOUT THE THINGS YOU SAID.

WELL, TO ERR IS HUMAN AND TO FORGIVE IS DIVINE, AS I
SAID THE DOCTOR HAS TRAVELLED AND THE ONLY OPTION
NOW IS TO SEND IT THROUGH THE MEDICAL DIRECTOR OF THE
HOSPITAL. THIS IS HIS NAME AGAIN:

NAME: SOLOMON EFOSA AJAYI

ADDRESS: 6 JAVA STRAAT, AMSTERDAM

COUNTRY: HOLLAND

AND I WILL NOT LIKE TO REPEAT MYSELF ON THIS ISSUE AGAIN,
GO TO MONEYGRAM TODAY AND GIVE ME PAYMENT DETAILS, MAKE
SURE TO SCAN THE PAYMENT SLIP TO ME, WELL IF YOU DONT DO IT
TODAY, OR THE MEDICAL DIRECTOR GOES TO COLLECT AND HE STILL
HAVE PROBLEMS WITH IT, THEN I BELIEVE IT WILL BE OVER BETWEEN
US, AND THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME.

JURGEN.

Quote:

From: polson
To: jurgen sterk <[email protected]>
Date: May 1, 2006 3:11 PM
Subject: Re: GIVE ME PAYMENT DETAILS

Deer Jurgenman,

Veri sorrie to hearing you haveing hearth probblems. Not funnie thing to having hearth probblems, it may being dangerously if it not quicklie takken cared of. It veri goody thing you in hospittal all readi, so you can have doctorman take goody care of hearth.

It being bankking hollyday so monnie gram not oppen to day but I been furriously waxing reindeer antlers, so I can be going theres tomorrows morning. Going to rising veri earlie, and be leaving to mony grammi first things! Barely even eatting any lutefisk breakfasty! It being that importtant to me that doctorman finallie collecatate monnies and you be friendlynice to me aggain and not upsetty and insulating becauses of some littel misunderstating. And likke you sayed you going to be forgiving to me nows, so I feeling muchly happie aggain.

Byesies,
Pippa Olson

Quote:

From: jurgen sterk <[email protected]>
To: polson
Date: May 2, 2006 12:20 AM
Subject: GIVE ME PAYMENT DETAILS

HELLO OLSON,

I HEARD EVERYTHING YOU SAID, I HOPE
YOU ARE SERIOUS THIS TIME, LET ME TAKE
YOU BY YOUR WORDS.

I WILL ASK MY SON TO GO WITH THE MEDICAL
DIRECTOR TO MONEYGRAM, THIS IS HIS NAME AGAIN:

NAME: SOLOMON EFOSA AJAYI
ADDRESS: 6, JAVA STRAAT, AMSTERDAM
COUNTRY: HOLLAND.

PLEASE, NO MISTAKE WITH THE NAME THIS TIME,
AND DONT FORGET TO SEND ME A SCANNED COPY OF
THE PAYMENT SLIP.

JURGEN.

Quote:

From: polson
To: jurgen sterk <[email protected]>
Date: May 2, 2006 9:25 AM
Subject: Re: GIVE ME PAYMENT DETAILS

Hellos,

I be leaving to monny gram right nows. Reindeer well waxed and redi to going. Be tellating sendating dettails to you veri soons! And slippy too, no worryes.

Pippa Olson

Quote:

From: jurgen sterk <[email protected]>
To: polson
Date: May 2, 2006 9:24 PM
Subject: GIVE ME PAYMENT DETAILS

HELLO OLSON,

MAKE SURE YOU GIVE ME PAYMENT DETAILS TODAY,
AND DO NOT MAKE ANY MISTAKE WITH THE NAME.

SEND ME THE SCANNED COPY OF PAYMENT SLIP.

JURGEN.

Quote:

From: polson
To: jurgen sterk <[email protected]>
Date: May 3, 2006 11:55 AM
Subject: Re: GIVE ME PAYMENT DETAILS

Deery Jurgen,

Money transfermenting went finely yesturdays. Now I happie that you surely to be pleasied with me and going to be friendlie and nice aggain. Even doorknobbies were safe and not eatten this times.

Reasoning I haven't mailatted befores is becauses I am having troublies with the slippy. I have scammed it, but I am haveing troublies attachementing it. This saying that space ending and quota exceeded! It not wantting to put attachementing in mails. I been tryings and tryings but no. I not understate what wrongly and I almosts crying here for frustrattion! I have askied helpp from neighbur, so he will be comming to helpate me.

Will you be comming to sweeden soonly?

Pippa Olson

Quote:

From: polson
To: [email protected]
Date: May 3, 2006 7:19 PM
Subject: Monnygrim scamming

Hellous,

Why you being so silently? I getting affraid that you startting to be upsetty and agried again. Not be upsetty at me, I being doing every things like you wantted me to. So it would be nicely of you to mailate me some times. Maybies even saying a thankk you for all my workings. I thinkking you needing some thing to cheery you upp so pleases ask doctorman to tell jokies to you, or maybies play littel game of kuk i rumpan.

Not surely if scamming attachementation workking now. Do you seeing it finelys? Transfermentation nummer is 71286220, and all sendating dettails are like you wantied to, so doctorman can go to monnygarm nows any way.

Pippa Olson

A blank file was attached.

Quote:

From: jurgen sterk <[email protected]>
To: polson
Date: May 3, 2006 9:46 PM
Subject: HELLO

HELLO OLSON,

I DONT UNDERSTAND THE MAIL YOU SENT ME,
THE PAYMENT DETAILS YOU SENT ARE NOT COMPLETE,
I WANT YOU TO SEND ALL THE INFORMATION ON THE PAYMENT
SLIP TO ME NOW, SO THE MEDICAL DIRECTOR CAN COLLECT IT.

HOPE YOU DIDNT MAKE MISTAKE WITH THE NAME AND ADDRESS I
GAVE YOU. MAKE SURE YOU SEND THE COMPLETE PAYMENT INFORMATION, AND A SCANNED COPY OF IT ALSO.

JURGEN.

Quote:

From: polson
To: jurgen sterk <[email protected]>
Date: May 4, 2006 1:03 PM
Subject: Re: HELLO

So you not saw monigrum scamming in last mail? Is now workking betters? Looky at attchemention.

Dettails are likes you telled me to use.

Sender: my name
Receiver: doctorman solomon name like you telled to me
nummer: 71286220

Whatt more you wantting? Why you talkking to me like I not knowing how to sendate monies? I have sendatted to you for mani times all readi, it lookking like I go in moonygram place everi day for your sake. Don't startt to being difficlitty aggain! If your doctormans still not getting my transfeerment, I going to stopp alls and go to fishing in Norge for holiday!

Pippa Olson

Another blank file. He's still having troubles with it.

Quote:

From: jurgen sterk <[email protected]>
To: polson
Date: May 4, 2006 7:37 PM
Subject: HELLO

HELLO OLSON,

WHY I WANT TO BE SURE ABOUT THIS IS BECAUSE,
THE MEDICAL DIRECTOR IS A VERY RESPECTABLE PERSON,
I DONT WANT WHAT HAPPENED BEFORE HAPPEN WITH HIM.

I DIDNT SEE ANY SCANNED COPYOF THE PAYMENT SLIP, TRY
AND RESCAN IT AGAIN, MY SON WILL BE GOING TO MONEYGRAM
WITH THE MEDICAL DIRECTOR TOMORROW.

JURGEN.

And now the 351st message of this bait. It was exactly four months ago that this bait started! Let's celebrate this with a zoyful link! Very Happy

Quote:

From: polson
To: jurgen sterk <[email protected]>
Date: May 5, 2006 12:48 PM
Subject: Re: HELLO

Deery Jurgenman,

I tryed to attachmentate monygrum scam aggain, but it still not workking goodly! I not understate whatt wrongly.

Butt my deer husbandman thinkked of goody way to showing scamming to you. He uppyloaded scamming picture to intternet and now you can seeing it here:

(THE LINK in disguise)

Clicky on linky and then you be realli happi! And show to doctorman too. Wunderfull isn't it? Now I know you happi with me aggain.

Pippa Olson

He loved it!

Quote:

From: jurgen sterk <[email protected]>
To: polson
Date: May 6, 2006 12:32 PM
Subject: YOU ARE EVIL

OLSON,

I MUST LET YOU KNOW, THAT AM VERY DISSAPOINTED
IN YOU, WHAT DO YOU TAKE ME FOR, DO YOU THINK
3,000 POUNDS IS MY PROBLEM THAT YOU ARE MAKING
FOOL OF ME, I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN THAT YOU ARE NOT FOR
REAL. YOU MADE A FOOL OF THE MEDICAL DIRECTOR AND MY
SON.

I DON'T WANT ANYTHING TO DO WITH YOU AGAIN AND I
DONT WANT YOU TO MAIL ME AGAIN. I AM GOING TO USE
THE DOCTOR TO DISTRIBUTE MY WILL. IT IS OVER FOR LIFE
BETWEEN US, YOU ARE A BAD, WICKED AND A HEARTLESS
WOMAN OR MAN WHATEVER, BECAUSE I DONT BELIEVE YOU
ARE A WOMAN. YOU ARE NOT EVEN WORTH A CENT.

GOD IS GOING TO PUNISH YOU FOR THE EMBARRASSMENT
YOU CAUSED ME.

JURGEN.

Will he click the link for a second time?

Quote:

From: polson
To: jurgen sterk <[email protected]>
Date: May 6, 2006 6:37 PM
Subject: Re: YOU ARE EVIL

etknullare Jurgen,

Sorries!

It was wrong linky. I had mistakenlie writted linky wronlglie, so it pointted to husbandman's favorite bookymarking. Did you not likes it? Husbandman liking thatt webbypage veri muchly. Sorrie if doctorman was embarrassing.

Now linky is correctlie, I checked it my self. It needied one partt in middel to be rightly. You can see monnygrim scamming heres:

(The link again, in a a bit different disguise)

There no need to be upsetty and startt to calling names becauses of littel mistake. We all make mistakings some times! You realli needing to be more friendlie to peoppel who only trying to helpp you!

Kyss fittan,
Pippa Olson

Quote:

From: polson
To: jurgen sterk <[email protected]>
Date: May 10, 2006 11:33 AM
Subject: Re: YOU ARE EVIL

K�ra r�vare,

Why you not been writting to me? Have you been sicko aggain?

Has doctorman collectated monies yet? I was ably to attachmentate scamming now. See the monnigram papper.

Kyss fittan,
Pippa Olson

I attach one last MG receipt. Not blurred or anything this time. Can I get one more MG trip from him? Sure.

Quote:

From: jurgen sterk <[email protected]>
To: polson
Date: May 10, 2006 12:04 PM
Subject: YOU ARE EVIL

YOU ARE VERY EVIL OLSON,

NOTTING BUT A WITCH, YOU SHOULD BE BURNT ALIVE
OR BURRIED ALIVE.

SENDING ME FAKE MONEYGRAM NUMBER WAS VERY NICE OF
YOU WITCH WOMAN.

... and so this comes to an end. I throw some parting abuse at him, but keep it in-character.

Quote:

From: polson
To: jurgen sterk <[email protected]>
Date: May 10, 2006 2:42 PM
Subject: Re: YOU ARE EVIL

Getknullare!

You bruttal mumintroll murdering bastardy! Evilnasti persson! I hoppes thatt you burns in hell with large temperature!

Sick man who killing poor, helplessy mumintrollies!

Disguisting mumintroll eatter!

Serves you rightly to dye in hospittal soonly! Bruttal man with sicko brain! Eatting littel mumintrollies! Poor littel mumintrollies! How can you being so cruelly? I hope you being in big pains! I bets you not be laughing muchly when in hell being sodomised by goats for your evil doings!

Evil bastardy son of hore! Hope you get nose eatten away by rabid moose!

Pippa Olson

But still he comes back for more!

Quote:

From: jurgen sterk <[email protected]>
To: polson
Date: May 11, 2006 6:43 PM
Subject: HELLO

SENDING ME FAKE MONEYGRAM NUMBERS TO EMBARRASE MY
SON AND THE MEDICAL DIRECTOR WAS VERY STUPID OF YOU.

YOU REALLY MADE ME LOOK VERY STUPID TO VERYBODY.

THE ONLY WAY I CAN EVER DO ANYTHING WITH YOU IS,
FOR YOU TO SEND THE MONEY THIS TIME WITH
WESTERN UNION MONEY TRANSFER, WHERE I CAN TRACK THE
MONEY ONLINE BEFORE SENDING ANY BODY.

JURGEN

Quote:

From: polson
To: jurgen sterk <[email protected]>
Date: May 11, 2006 7:55 PM
Subject: Re: HELLO

Disguisting mumintroll murderator,

There notting fake about monygramm nummer. Nummer veri correctlie. I cancellated payment when you startted to being notfriendly and calling me namesies.

It not nicely to calling other peoppel with namesies! I very insulated! You are veri horribel persson.

Bastardly mumintroll eatter. I not going to forgivate you for bruttally killing poor mumintroll. I hope you suffer like poor mumintroll when you dye! Barstard! You shuld be in prison in steads of hospittal! I hates you.

It you who is veri stuppid.

Bastard killer of littel mumintrollies!

Pippa Olson

And that was that. Hope it was as fun to read as it was to write. I definately enjoyed this one.

Baiting Guru Joined: 04 Jan 2006 Posts: 3193

Wonderful bait. I think the lad must be bald now with the amount of hair he tore out trying to understand your English and read those forms.

Posted: Mon May 29, 2006 2:13 pm

What can I say. Wonderful swedish Very Happy

As a Swede, maybe I�ll give it a try.

Posted: Mon May 29, 2006 3:51 pm

I have been wetting myself reading this. You can just feel the frustration of the poor guy. If he wasn't really in hopital (and I am sure he was), I bet he will be admitting himself soon for stress. The bit about the moose eating doorknobs was just hilarious. Keep up the good work and thanks again.

Posted: Fri Jun 02, 2006 9:58 am

Very good bait! Love the butchered Swedish. clapping

Posted: Sat Jun 03, 2006 3:13 am

Hilarious, and creative:d

I could never even come close... Wink

Posted: Fri Jun 09, 2006 11:42 am

New baits begin... New baits end... But this one keeps going on! Very Happy

The doctor appears and informs me that Jurgen's finally managed to die. His email addy is a bit barristerish. Smile

Quote:

From: thompson okekumata <barrthompchamb@yahoo.com>
To: polson
Date: May 23, 2006 11:34 AM
Subject: FROM THE DESK OF THE DOCTOR

Hello Olson,

I am Mr Jurgen Sterk's doctor, i was told you both had
some misunderstanding before i came back from my vacation,
so said my medical director

I am sorry to let you know that he is DEAD, he died at the
early hours on sunday, he has not effected the changes to
my name before he died, which still make you a sole beneficiary
to his will.

I have sent a copy of his death certificate to the bank, you can
contact the bank for the transfer of the funds, the specified amount
is $28 MILLION dollars, you can contact the bank with this email
address, [email protected] for the transfer.

Just mail me any time you need my assistance,

Bye for now,
Dr Thompson Okekumata.

Quote:

From: polson
To: thompson okekumata <[email protected]>
Date: May 25, 2006 1:05 PM
Subject: Re: FROM THE DESK OF THE DOCTOR

Helloes,

This veri terribel to hearing deer Jurgenman is died. I veri sadd now. To thinkk that it onlie a few weeksies ago he was in good healthy and mailing to me everi day! So full of liffe and happie! And now he is died.

Thankk you for contactating me. Pleese tell me what happen to him? Was it a ghastly road accidenting or whatt?

Pippa Olson

Quote:

From: thompson okekumata <[email protected]>
To: polson
Date: May 25, 2006 9:14 PM
Subject: FROM THE DESK OF THE DOCTOR

HELLO OLSON,

THINGS HAVE REALLY BEEN VERY TERRIBLE HERE, JURGEN'S SON HAS BEEN CRYING SINCE JURGEN DIED, WE EVEN HAD TO PUT HIM IN THE HOSPITAL BED FOR HIM TO TRY TO GET OVER IT.

JURGEN DIED WHILE WE WHERE CARRING AN OPERATION ON HIM.
JUST LIKE I TOLD YOU BEFORE, JURGEN WAS NOT ABLE TO CHANGE HIS WILL BEFORE HE DIED, THIS MAKE YOU THE ONLY BENEFIARY OF HIS WILL.
MAIL THE BANK WHERE THE MONEY IS, [email protected].
JURGEN'S WILL DOCUMWENT HAVE BEEN FORWARDED TO THE BANK.MAIL ME FROM TIME TO TIME, SO I CAN ASSIST YOU RETRIEVE THE MONEY FROM THE BANK.

THANKS,
DR.THOMPSON OKEKUMATA

Quote:

From: polson
To: thompson okekumata <[email protected]>
Date: May 26, 2006 10:47 AM
Subject: Re: FROM THE DESK OF THE DOCTOR

Oh deary. I still feeling veri downed and depressured. Jurgenman was such nice and friendlie man. I liked so muchly to writting to him, he always bringed a smile on my face.

I still not understating why he dyed? Why were you operationing him? Pleese explanate me more, I wantting to know. Did he says any last wordsies?

Byesies,
Pippa Olson

No last words apparently.

Quote:

From: polson
To: [email protected]
Date: May 30, 2006 1:06 PM
Subject: Jurgenman funnyral

Deer doctorman,

Pleeses tell me when poor Jurgenman is to be bringed to Sweeden so I can going to him funnyral.

Pippa Olson

Still no reply.

Quote:

From: polson
To: [email protected]
Date: Jun 4, 2006 12:42 PM
Subject: answerate to me

Hellosies,

Why not writting to me? Not veri friendlynice when deer Jurgenman dying and I not knowings whatt happening and I being upsetty and sad. At leasts you could tell me what is banky adressy so I can contactate them abbout the moneys Jurgenman wantted to give to me.

Pippa Olson

Quote:

From: thompson okekumata <[email protected]>
To: polson
Date: Jun 8, 2006 12:02 AM
Subject: THIS IS IT

Mrs Olson,

I am a very busy man, i remember giving you the bank E-mail address, this is the email address again [email protected]

The WILL and every documents you need to collect the money has been sent to the bank. Let them know you are the sole beneficiary to Jurgen Sterk's WILL.

Dr Thompson Okekumata.

Quote:

From: polson
To: thompson okekumata <[email protected]>
Date: Jun 8, 2006 11:48 AM
Subject: Re: THIS IS IT

Thankies for tellating me abbout banky matter. I still very muchly wantting to know abbout wheere and when is deer Jurgens funnyral so pleeses tellate me. Despites his mistreatmenting of mumintrollies I liked him veri muchly. Maybie it was just that hims illness made him do bad thingsies to them, I sure he not realli a bad persson.

Byesies,
Pippa Olson

A mail to the bank. Straight to the point. Wink

Quote:

From: polson
To: [email protected]
Date: Jun 8, 2006 11:52 AM
Subject: hej p� dig

Helloes,

Send money.

Pippa Olson

Quote:

From: online-bank <[email protected]>
Reply-To: [email protected]
To: polson
Date: Jun 9, 2006 12:11 AM
Subject: ATTENTION OLSON PIPPA

HELLO MRS. OLSON PIPPA,

BEFORE NOW, WE RECEIVED ALL THE DOCUMENTS SHOWING THAT YOU ARE THE BENEFICIARY OF LATE JURGEN STERK'S WILL FROM HIS DOCTOR, THOMPSON OKEKUMATA.

JURGEN'S MONEY IN OUR BANK IS TO THE TUNE OF $28,000,000 (USD) BUT YOU CAN ONLY TRANSFER THIS MONEY IF YOU OPEN AN ACCOUNT WITH US.

SO SEND TO US THE FOLLOWING INFORMATIONS ABOUT YOURSELF, SO WE CAN SET-UP AN ACCOUNT FOR YOU:

(1) FULL NAME:

(2) ADDRESS:

(3) COUNTRY:

(4) PHONE/FAX NUMBER:

SEND THIS TO US IMMEDIATELY, SO WE CAN SET-UP YOUR ACCOUNT TO ENABLE YOU COLLECT YOUR MONEY.

REGARDS,

HARRY MORGAN,

ONLINE BANK MANAGER.

Quote:

From: polson
To: [email protected]
Date: Jun 9, 2006 12:59 PM
Subject: Re: ATTENTION OLSON PIPPA

Helloes, mr Hairy Morgan. Nicely to hearing from you.

You can transferate to mine banky accounting. Dettails are like this:

Pippa Olson
Nordisk Slarversbank
Nummer: 873132-1526550

Thanksies veri muchly,
Pippa Olson

Neither of us is very enthusiastic about this anymore it seems. Now that the bank (and I'm sure there'll be some fees to come) is involved maybe this will start to get somewhere again. I don't know where to take this. Maybe the bank wants a moomintroll? Smile

Posted: Fri Jun 09, 2006 11:56 am

Absolute classic Modalitator! Very funny.

Quote:

Helloes

Send Money.

I must try that Very Happy

Posted: Thu Jun 15, 2006 3:46 pm

The latest mails:

Quote:

From: online-bank <[email protected]>
To: pippa olson
Date: Jun 9, 2006 7:40 PM
Subject: ATTENTION OLSON

ATTENTION OLSON PIPPA,

BEFORE WE CAN TRANSFER JURGEN'S FUNDS INTO YOUR ACCOUNT,

YOU MUST BE AN EXISTING ACCOUNT HOLDER WITH US BECAUSE, THIS IS OUR BANK'S POLICY.

THESE ARE THE TYPES OF ONLINE ACCOUNT AVAILABLE IN OUR BANK:

(1) SAVING ACCOUNT ....................... #850 POUNDS (EIGHT HUNDRED & FIFTY)

(2) CURRENT ACCOUNT........................#1,200 POUNDS (ONE THOUSAND TWO HUNDRED)

YOU WILL HAVE TO CHOOSE ONE OF THE TWO TYPES OF ACCOUNT GIVEN TO YOU, AND PAYMENT TO SET-UP THE ACCOUNT FOR YOU SHOULD BE MADE TO OUR CASH OFFICER

Quote:

From: thompson okekumata <[email protected]>
To: polson
Date: Jun 10, 2006 2:55 AM
Subject: HELLO OLSON

Hello Olson,

Jurgen's funeral arrangement is been planned for by his former law Mr. wesley harry myself and his divorced wife, together we going to see that jurgen gets a befitting burial.

How have you gone with the bank, its everything going on fine?

Regards,
thompson okekumata.

^^That's the criminal barrister's assistent! I'll ignore it for now. Maybe it will provide some distraction at a later time.

Quote:

From: polson
To: thompson okekumata <[email protected]>
Date: Jun 10, 2006 4:26 PM
Subject: Re: HELLO OLSON

Banky matters are goings finelie, only a littel misunderstating so moneys have not been transferated yet, but surelie to be transferated soon.

Pleases be tellating to me early befores funnyreal is held so that I can get reindeer readi in times so I can come too. What kind of reindeer do you have? Does it have big antlersies?

Pippa Olson

To the bank:

Quote:

From: polson
To: [email protected]
Date: Jun 10, 2006 4:28 PM
Subject: Re: ATTENTION OLSON

Hellosies,

You been misunderstating what I writted. Sorrie I not speeking goodly engliish. Do speek sweedish? I not lookking for banky accounting, I all readi have one banky accounting. Insteads I wantting you to transferate to me Jurgenman Sterks moneys which you have. Him have moneys in your banky which he wantted to give to me now that he is sadlie died in hospittal.

Pippa Olson

Quote:

From: online-bank <[email protected]>
To: pippa olson
Date: Jun 10, 2006 5:54 PM
Subject: ATTENTION OLSON

MRS OLSON,

I UNDERSTAND YOU VERY WELL, IT IS A POLICY OF THE BANK THAT YOU MUST OPEN AN ACCOUNT WITH OUR BANK TO EFFECT SUCH A HUGE TRANSFER, FROM THERE, YOU CAN TRANSFER IT TO ANY ACCOUNT OF YOUR CHOICE, BUT FIRSTLY, YOU MUST OPEN AN ACCOUNT WITH OUR BANK WHERE YOU CAN SECURE IT SAFELY TO YOURPERSONAL ACCOUNT.

IT IS OUR DUTY TO MAKE SURE THE MONEY GETS TO YOU SAFELY.

HARRY MORGAN.

Quote:

From: polson
To: [email protected]
Date: Jun 10, 2006 7:05 PM
Subject: Re: ATTENTION OLSON

So you wantting me to make new banky accounting first?

Pippa Olson

Quote:

From: thompson okekumata <[email protected]>
To: polson
Date: Jun 10, 2006 7:51 PM
Subject: HELLO PIPPA

HELLO OLSON,

AM GLAD TO HEAR THAT EVERYTHING IS GOING ON WELL WITH BNKING MATTERS; ABOUT JURGEN'S BURRIAL, I WILL KEEP YOUR UPDATED AS THE BURRIAL DATE DRAWS NEAR.

REGARDS,
THOMPSON OKEKUMATA.

Quote:

From: online-bank <[email protected]>
To: pippa olson
Date: Jun 10, 2006 8:48 PM
Subject: ACCOUNT INFORMATION

HELLO OLSON,

OPENNING AN ACCOUNT WITH US, IS EXACTLY WHAT WE WHERE TELLING YOU IN THE LAST MAIL WE SENT TO YOU.

THIS IS NECESSARY BECAUSE OF THE AMOUNT INVOLVED, MAKE YOUR CHOICE OF ACCOUNT OUT OF THE TWO OPTIONS WE GAVE TO YOU IN OTHER FOR US TO SET - UP AN ACCOUNT FOR YOU IMMEDIATELY.

(1) SAVINGS ACCOUNT.................. #850 POUNDS

(2) CURRENT ACCOUNT..................#1,200 POUNDS

PAYMENT SHOULD BE MADE TO US THROUGH OUR CASH OFFICER WITH ( WESTERN UNION MONEY TRANSFER) BEFORE YOUR ACCOUNT CAN BE SET-UP AND YOUR ACCESS CODE AND ACCOUNT NUMBER GIVEN TO YOU. THIS IS THE INFORMATION TO PAY THE ACCOUNT TO:

PAYMNET NAME: GEORGE NAZIAROH

ADDRESS: 21 BUTE STREET, MANCHESTER. (this address has come up before too)

COUNTRY: ENGLAND

ITS ONLY WHEN YOU HAVE PAID YOUR ACCOUNT CHARGES, THAT WE CAN SET -UP YOUR ACCOUNT.

REGARDS,

HARRY MORGAN.

Quote:

From: polson
To: [email protected]
Date: Jun 11, 2006 1:57 PM
Subject: Re: ACCOUNT INFORMATION

Okies! I understate you now perfectlie. I will go tomorrows to my banky to make new accounting.

Byes,
Pippa Olson

And now I have a shiny new bank account!

Quote:

From: polson
To: [email protected]
Date: Jun 12, 2006 5:12 PM
Subject: Re: ACCOUNT INFORMATION

Hellos again,

I been just comed back from the banky and now have a new banky accounting. The banky peopel were veri surprised when I telled them I going to be getting so many moneys to it! But I explanated veri clearli all abbout Jurgenman and doctorman and your banky and every things. They were veri interestied and wantted to know alls.

So now my new accounting is like this:

Nordisk Slarversbank
Accounting nummer: 873132-1530604

Pippa Olson

Quote:

From: online-bank <[email protected]>
To: pippa olson
Date: Jun 12, 2006 7:00 PM
Subject: ATTENTION

HELLO OLSON,

YOU HAVE TO SET UP AN ACCOUNT WITH OUR BANK TO EFFECT THIS TRANSFER, FROM WHICH YOU CAN TRANSFER IT TO ANY BANK OF YOUR CHOICE, AM SORRY THERE WILL BE NO TRANSACTION IF YOU DONT SET UP AN ACCOUNT WITH US.

YOU HAVE 7 DAYS TO DO THIS OTHERWISE, THE MONEY WILL BE SENT TO THE BRITISH GOVERNMENT ACCOUNT AS A FUND WITHOUT NO BENEFICIARY. (We'll see about that! Very Happy

)

I HAVE GIVEN YOU PAYMENT DETAIL BEFORE, TO PAY TO OUR CASH OFFICER.

HARRY MORGAN.

Quote:

From: polson
To: [email protected]
Date: Jun 13, 2006 9:52 AM
Subject: Re: ATTENTION

So you meaning that my new banky accounting is not goody enough?

Well okies, I can oppen new accounting in your bank as well but you could have telled me before! I wented all ways to banky yester day for nothing. Not funnie. Could have spent time peeling potatoes in steads. I like potatoes, do you?

So what do I do now?

Pippa Olson

The doc is taking his time with Jurgen's funeral. I'd better give him a little hint.

Quote:

From: polson
To: thompson okekumata <[email protected]>
Date: Jun 13, 2006 9:55 AM
Subject: Re: HELLO PIPPA

Helloes,

When is Jurgemnans funnyral going to be? I thinkk it would be good ideas if you burry him soonly. It not good to keepping dead peoppels notburried for long times becauses they start making funny smells. I knowing that becauses I once had dead mumintroll, its name was b�versmat, it get bitten by angrie beaver and it dyed and we didn't burry it right aways and then it startted to smell funny. It not nice if Jurgenman smell funny when being burried you see. I veri muchly waiting for funnyral, I going to read poem for Jurgenman there. Jurgenman liked poems veri muchly.

Pippa Olson

Quote:

From: online-bank <[email protected]>
To: pippa olson
Date: Jun 13, 2006 5:24 PM
Subject: ATTENTION

ATTENTION OLSON,

YOU HAVE TO FILL OUT THIS FORM, IT IS VERY MANDATORY,
SPECIFY THE TYPE OF ACCOUNT YOU WANT TO OPEN WITH US.

(1) FULL NAME............................

(2) CONTACT ADDRESS............

(3) PHONE/FAX NUMBER.........

(4) OCCUPATION.....................

(5) AGE..................................

(6) COUNTRY...........................

TYPE OF ONLINE ACCOUNT TO BE OPENED

(a) SAVINGS ONLINE ACCOUNT........................ #850 POUNDS
(b) CURRENT ONLINEACCOUNT........................#1,200 POUNDS

FILL THE FORM AND SEND IT BACK TO US IMMEDIATELY.

HARRY MORGAN.

Savings account? Bah!

Quote:

From: polson
To: [email protected]
Date: Jun 14, 2006 3:28 PM
Subject: Re: ATTENTION

Helloes,

Here the informationings you askied for:

Pippa Agneta Dorothea Ragnhild Olson

9/14 Bakl�ngs �tare
Ingenby 21344, Sverige

Not like phonings

Fish bones removing specialist (in summer only)

48 years

Sweeden

I not thinkk your accountings are goody for me. I not needing a saving accounting, I need a spending accounting in steads. Going to buy lots and lots of doorknobbies and then hang them in trees arounds house, so that when moose comes it not eatt doorknobbie from house, but eatt anotther doorknobbie in steads! Veri smarty thinkking isn't it? I keep having troublies with moose that eatt my doorknobbies when nobody looking. Besides deer Jurgenman wantted me to give the moneys to some otther purposings. So I not going to be saving the moneys.

Do you have spending accounts?

Pippa Olson

Quote:

From: online-bank <[email protected]>
To: pippa olson
Date: Jun 14, 2006 7:46 PM
Subject: ATTENTION OLSON

ATTENTION OLSON,

SINCE YOU HAVE CHOOSEN SAVINGS ONLINE ACCOUNT AS YOUR CHOICE OF ACCOUNT, banghead

THE AMOUNT CHARGED FOR OPENING SAVINGS ONLINE ACCOUNT IS #1200 POUNDS.

PAYMENT SHOULD BE MADE THROUGH (WESTERN UNION MONEY TRANSFER) TO OUR CASH OFFICER WITH THE FOLLOWING INFORMATIONS:

PAYMENT NAME........... SOLOMON PAUL

ADDRESS...................... 21 BUTE STREET, MANCHESTER.

COUNTRY...................... ENGLAND

AFTER MAKING PAYMENT, DETAILS OF THE PAYMENT SHOULD BE SENT TO US, IN ORDER FOR US TO ACTIVATE YOUR ACCOUNT WITHIN 24HRS.

REGARDS,

HARRY MORGAN

Quote:

From: polson
To: [email protected]
Date: Jun 15, 2006 11:42 AM
Subject: Re: ATTENTION OLSON

No no no no!

I especiously sayed that I not wantt saving account! I wantt spending account.

Going to be spending moneys to buying doorknobbies, not saving it. Not ably to buing doorknobbies if all moneys in saving account. So I needing spending account in steads.

Pippa Olson

Posted: Sun Jun 25, 2006 4:51 pm

The bank discovered they have spending accounts after all.

Quote:

From: online-bank <[email protected]>
To: pippa olson
Date: Jun 17, 2006 1:26 PM
Subject: ATTENTION OLSON

ATTENTION OLSON,

WE QUITE UNDERSTAND YOU NOW, YOU WANT TO OPEN A SPENDING ACCOUNT WHICH IS EQUIVALENT TO A CURRENT ACCOUNT.

SINCE YOU HAVE CHOOSEN SPENDING ACCOUNT OR CURRENT ONLINE ACCOUNT AS YOUR CHOICE OF ACCOUNT,

THE AMOUNT CHARGED FOR OPENING SPENDING ACCOUNT OR CURRENT ONLINE ACCOUNT IS #1200 POUNDS.

PAYMENT SHOULD BE MADE THROUGH (WESTERN UNION MONEY TRANSFER) TO OUR CASH OFFICER WITH THE FOLLOWING INFORMATIONS:

PAYMENT NAME........... SOLOMON PAUL

ADDRESS...................... 21 BUTE STREET, MANCHESTER.

COUNTRY...................... ENGLAND

AFTER MAKING PAYMENT, DETAILS OF THE PAYMENT SHOULD BE SENT TO US, IN ORDER FOR US TO ACTIVATE YOUR ACCOUNT WITHIN 24HRS.

REGARDS,

HARRY MORGAN

... but meanwhile I've come up with a new idea.

Quote:

From: polson
To: [email protected]
Date: Jun 17, 2006 7:55 PM
Subject: Re: ATTENTION OLSON

Deer Hairy,

Maybies it would be betters if I take the saving accounting in steads after all. I been thinkking that I not going buy doorknobbies with all moneys but in steads save the money in your banky and then iff moose eat my house doorknobbie then I have many monies in the accounty and can simplie buy one new doorknobbie to replacement.

Do you thinkk this is a goody idea?

Pippa Olson

Quote:

From: polson
To: [email protected]
Date: Jun 20, 2006 1:46 PM
Subject: replate please

Helloes?

Pleese let me knowing what you think of the banky accounting things so I not make any notgood choice with them.

Pippa Olson

Quote:

From: online-bank <[email protected]>
To: pippa olson
Date: Jun 20, 2006 3:17 PM
Subject: Attn Olson

ATTN OLSON,

THESE ARE THE TYPES OF ONLINE ACCOUNT AVAILABLE IN OUR BANK, AS REQUESTED BY YOU, MAKE YOUR CHOICE OF ACCOUNT SO WE CAN TRANSFER THE FUND INTO YOUR ACCOUNT.

TYPES OF ONLINE ACCOUNT AVAILABLE

(a) SAVINGS ONLINE ACCOUNT........................ #850 POUNDS
(b) CURRENT ONLINEACCOUNT........................#1,200 POUNDS

HARRY MORGAN.

Quote:

From: polson
To: [email protected]
Date: Jun 20, 2006 7:09 PM
Subject: Re: Attn Olson

Deer Hairy,

Well now you gotted me totalli confusing again! Wheere is the spending accounting?

Why you first says thatt you have spending accountings and now you say you not have spending accountings? Or do you meaning that you not have the spending accountings any more? Whatt happened to them? Did you run out of spending accountings because they are so poppular? When do you get new spending accountings?

I not sure if I wanting a saving or spending accounting. Which do you recommedate? Pleese advise me, you are the banky expert so you know what is bester for me. I not want to make bad choosing. This is an importtant matter after alls.

Pippa Olson

The doc hasn't written for a while. I try to wake him up a little.

Quote:

From: polson
To: [email protected]
Date: Jun 20, 2006 7:11 PM
Subject: I realli want an answeration

Helloes!

Wheere are you? Why you not been answerating to my mailings?

You are realli needing to burry Jurgenman soonly! Why is it taking so longly? I been here waiting for you to tellate me abbout funnyral but you are keepping silent. Pleese answerate.

Jurgenmans money matter is progressing nicely, I been talkking with banky about new accounting they are going to make to me so that all Jurgenmans moneys can fit inside it.

Byes,
Pippa Olson

The funeral is coming up at last. About time.

Quote:

From: thompson okekumata <[email protected]>
To: polson
Date: Jun 22, 2006 12:30 AM
Subject: HELLO

HELLO OLSON,

MR JURGEN STERK WILL BE BURIED NEXT WEEKEND, WE ARE HAVING SHORTAGE OF FUNDS FOR THE ARRANGEMENT OF THE FUNERAL, SO I WANT YOU TO HELP US WITH A LITTLE SUM OF MONEY FROM HIS FUND YOU ARE ABOUT TO COLLECT, AT LEAST WITH $12,000, SO THAT WE CAN MEET UP WITH THE FUNERAL ARRANGEMENT.

I HOPE TO HEAR FROM YOU SOONEST.

DR THOMPSON.

Quote:

From: polson
To: thompson okekumata <[email protected]>
Date: Jun 22, 2006 11:59 AM
Subject: Re: HELLO

Oh my, you must be makking a veri nice funnyral to deer Jurgenman if it costing so muchly. This veri good.

I will veri happily transferate the moneys for funnyral. It veri importtant that Jurgenman be well burried. But the banky has not yet transferated the moneys to me, so I not having them yets.

Now it is verry importantt to you to tell me wheere is the funnyral going to be. I wantting to be there also. And I been writting a nicely poem for Jurgenman thatt I want to say there. So tellate me quicklie, becauses if it not near my place I will have to travelate. I wish you wouldd have tellated me earliers so I could have made preparationings all readi. This comes as a surprise.

Is it on satturday or on sunnyday? And whatt time?

Pippa Olson

Quote:

From: online-bank <[email protected]>
To: pippa olson
Date: Jun 23, 2006 4:15 PM
Subject: Attn Olson

ATTN OLSON,

LIKE WE TOLD YOU BEFORE, THESE ARE THE TYPES OF ONLINE ACCOUNT AVAILABLE IN OUR BANK, AND THE SUITABLE ACCOUNT FOR THIS URGE TRANSACTION IS CURRENT ACCOUNT.

TYPES OF ONLINE ACCOUNT AVAILABLE

(a) SAVINGS ONLINE ACCOUNT........................ #850 POUNDS
(b) CURRENT ONLINEACCOUNT........................#1,200 POUNDS

HARRY MORGAN.

Quote:

From: polson
To: [email protected]
Date: Jun 23, 2006 6:35 PM
Subject: Re: Attn Olson

Deer Hairy,

So you not have the spending accountings any more? Is thatt what you saying?

I would realli need a spending accounting now after alls, becauses Jurgenman's doctorman mailied to me and telled that he is needing moneys for Jurgenman's burryment. So I need to sendate moneys to him quickly, and there fore I need to have a spending accounting in which to have the money so it can be sendated to him.

Can you pleases look veri carefully if you not have any spending accountings there in the bank? Maybie you have some hidden in some place? Under counter maybie, or in banky safe? Just one is enoughs for me. I need it veri quicklie, pleases.

Thankies,
Pippa Olson

And the bank is still confused about their accounts.

Quote:

From: online-bank <[email protected]>
To: pippa olson
Date: Jun 23, 2006 7:12 PM
Subject: Attn Olson

ATTENTION OLSON,

SPENDING ACCOUNT IS AVAILABLE AND THIS IS THE AMOUNT CHARGED FOR OPENING ONE:

AMOUNT CHARGED FOR OPENING SAVINGS ONLINE ACCOUNT IS #1200 POUNDS.

PAYMENT SHOULD BE MADE THROUGH (WESTERN UNION MONEY TRANSFER) TO OUR CASH OFFICER WITH THE FOLLOWING INFORMATIONS:

PAYMENT NAME........... SOLOMON PAUL

ADDRESS...................... 21 BUTE STREET, MANCHESTER.

COUNTRY...................... ENGLAND

AFTER MAKING PAYMENT, DETAILS OF THE PAYMENT SHOULD BE SENT TO US, IN ORDER FOR US TO ACTIVATE YOUR ACCOUNT WITHIN 24HRS.

REGARDS,

HARRY MORGAN

Quote:

From: thompson okekumata <[email protected]>
To: polson
Date: Jun 23, 2006 7:35 PM
Subject: HELLO OLSON

Hello Olson,

Jurgen's burial willing be coming up on saturday; His and his disvorced wife was very helpful financially, she gave us $8,000 and i was able to assist too with $2,500, so we are still short of $1,500 which i was hoping you can assist us with.

if you really want to help, you can send the money with my name through western union money transfer, and youalready know my name,

thompson okekumata
address: 6 java straat, amsterdam
country: holland

we actually awaits your knid jesture,
thompson okekumata.

Jesture indeed. Wink

A bit late in telling me about the funeral! I've been celebrating midsummer in traditional Swedish fashion. Rolling Eyes

Quote:

From: polson
To: thompson okekumata <[email protected]>
Date: Jun 24, 2006 10:19 AM
Subject: Re: HELLO OLSON

Whatt! So the funnyral is todays? Why you not informated me earliers!

We had bigg midsummerday celebrationings yester day. Eatting lutefisk and drinkking many akvavits and singing and dancing traditionally sweedish folk dancings like "Gissa vad jag fann i r�varens arslet? Ett stora getkuk! Tralalalaa!" and we have very many funs. But now i have a big hanging over and my head is hurtting veri badly and i feeling ill and been vommitting around house.

Not veri funnynice to wake upp with hanging over and read that funnyral is very soonly and now I in very big hurry.

You not even have telled to me where the funnyral is! How can you expect me to find the right place if you not tell to me wheere it is?

Now write to me righ nows and veri quickly and say exactlie wheere and what time is the funnyral so I can come to there. Hurry ups!

Pippa Olson

And a correction to the bank...

Quote:

From: polson
To: [email protected]
Date: Jun 24, 2006 10:21 AM
Subject: Re: Attn Olson

Not savings accounting! Spending!

Pippa Olson

But no answer from the doctor! Hurry up man!

Quote:

From: polson
To: [email protected]
Date: Jun 24, 2006 6:36 PM
Subject: Grrrrr!

Well now I feeling veri angried! You not been writting to me at alls! How can I be making it to deer Jurgenmans funnyral in time now? I been waitting here all day but you not telling me! I have all readi, my reindeer well waxed and readi to go, funnyral clothings on and shovel in hand. All I need to knowing is the place, and you not telling me!

Unless you going to burry him here in Ingenby cemetary there is no ways that I can be in time! Dammened! Why you did this?

Pippa Olson

Quote:

From: online-bank <[email protected]>
To: pippa olson
Date: Jun 24, 2006 9:14 PM
Subject: Attn Olson: Final Notification

Attn: Olson,

We really have to finalize this account issue because, we are getting confused by your not making up your mind.

Note: Spending account is the same as current account here and setting it up is #1,200 pounds,

pay to our cash officer through (western union money transfer) with the details i gave you before, and send us the payment details for confirmation, before your account number and activation code can be given to you.

You have up till tuesday to pay up, or else the fund will be transferred to UK government's account.

Harry Morgan.

Has anyone seen my period key? Wink

Quote:

From: polson
To: [email protected]
Date: Jun 24, 2006 9:53 PM
Subject: Re: Attn Olson: Final Notification

Helloes,

Well I not now knowing if I be needing a spending accounting or saving accounting becauses Jurgenmans doctorman writted to me thatt he needing moneys for Jurgenmans funnyral so I would needing to have a spending accounting from wheere to send the moneys but then he writted that the funnyral is todays but not tell me where it is so I not knowing where I should be going and now it is too lates any ways becauses no ways am I going to be ably to travelate there in time where ever it is, so I can only supposing that funnyral been done all readi and if it been done all ready then it mean that the moneys was not needed after alls and that means that I not needing the spending accounting, but should insteads put the moneys in a saving accounting but becauses the doctorman not writting to me any thing which makes me veri angried at him I not knowing whether he wantting the moneys or nott and so I not knowing whatt to do and I veri depressured aboutt it.

Pippa Olson

... and still no mails from the doc. Did they manage to get Jurgen buried or not? Will Pippa get the bank account before the end of the year? Will this bait keep going in circles forever? Stay tuned for more!

Posted: Sun Jun 25, 2006 6:46 pm

Simply breathtaking. Goodness knows how much money this lad has spent at the cyber cafe, along with the umpteen trips to the MG office. I also find it funny that the bank is still wanting you to open the accounts considering the money went to the British gov't back on the 19th. Laughing

On another note, what's the record for the longest single bait carried out? I would almost have to think you're near to the record by now, as it's been almost seven months since this whole thing started.

Un-f***ing-believable. Thumbs up

Posted: Mon Jun 26, 2006 9:14 am

Thanks, but I've seen mentions of over 1 year long baits here. Still a long way to go...

But it's fun to recall walking through snow and freezing wind to borrow a Swedish dictionary from a library last winter, and now summer's in full swing and I'm still mailing this dude daily. Very Happy

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 27 Jun 2006 Posts: 1

Excellent!!

Am wipyning tearies from cheekily.

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 27 Jun 2006 Posts: 2

wow, i have been a member only a short time, you make me want to do this....

i salute you sir, excellent bait.

how many times can they ask for money. banghead

please ask him if he will take moonins instead of pounds, and send it by reindeermail...lol

Posted: Tue Jul 04, 2006 6:25 am

Welcome to the 'eater Shaky and machinegun! Bait safe, read the stickies and so on.

Now how did that thing go? Don't do more work than the lads? Hmmm.. Looks like for every mail of his I'm writing two! And now he even gets a safari out of me! Shocked

What's going on here?

The bank deadline draws near:

Quote:

From: online-bank <[email protected]>
To: pippa olson
Date: Jun 26, 2006 5:34 PM
Subject: Attn Olson: Final Notification

MRS OLSON,

WE ARE TIRED WITH YOUR ATTITUDE, IF BY THE NEXT 24 HOURS, YOU HAVE NOT SEND DOWN THE MONEY FOR OPENING THE ACCOUNT, YOU CAN FORGET ABOUT IT BECAUSE WE ARE TRANSFERING IT TO UK GOVERNMENT ACCOUNT. WE DONT OPERATE LIKE THIS,WE DONT HAVE TIME FOR UNSERIOUS PEOPLE.

HARRY MORGAN.

Quote:

From: polson
To: [email protected]
Date: Jun 26, 2006 8:52 PM
Subject: Re: Attn Olson: Final Notification

Why you suddenlously writting like thatt to me? I been trying to do alls I can, just likes you been wantting me to do! In steads it been you who been delaymenting matters by not being clear abbout spending accountings. This not veri professionally way of talkking to customers!

I realli would like to open accounting right nows, but I not knowing whatt accounting to open! It is becauses of the doctorman, who still not been mailing to me. I been waitting and waitting for him to tell me iff Jurgenman been burried or not, and do I needing to transferment moneys to him or not. But no mailings! So untils he telling me whatt to do I not knowing if I needing spending or saving accounting.

Pippa Olson

Quote:

From: polson
To: [email protected]
Date: Jun 26, 2006 8:54 PM
Subject: Even more grrrrrr!

Mr. Doctorman mister,

You are being veri unfriendlynice to me now.

I waitting and waitting but hearing notting from you! Now the banky man writted to me and saying he not going to transferment the moneys to me! This becauses you been silently notspeaking to me so I not knowing whatt to do about banky matters. Not veri nicely behavioring from you!

Now startt talkking befores this whole money matter is ruinated!

Pippa Olson

At last the doc speaks up. Jurgen hasn't been buried.

Quote:

From: thompson okekumata <[email protected]>
To: polson
Date: Jun 27, 2006 9:44 AM
Subject: OLSON

Olson,

the burial of Jurgen Sterk is on Saturday this weekend, We are almost through with arrangement, i told you we've raised $10,500 dollars and we are just in need of $1,500 dollars that is what am requesting of you.

i thought you must have collected the money by now from the bank, all you need do is to open an account that can carry such a large sum which is a current account. once you open a current account, jurgen's fund will be transferred into your account all this the bank manager told me when i spoke to him.

jurgen sterk will be burried in amsterdam, that was his last WISH.

Dr. Thompson.

Quote:

From: polson
To: thompson okekumata <[email protected]>
Date: Jun 27, 2006 12:25 PM
Subject: Re: OLSON

Next satturday? Then why you telled me befores that it was last satturday? Do you understate how muchly troubling and confussion you maked to me? I not liking the way you been writting to me.

Or did something bad happened? Did you try to burry Jurgenman on last satturday? Is it becauses you had some troublies with burryment that you have to try again this week? What went wrongly? Was hole not deep enoughs? I could have helpped with digging if I had been there, I have good shovel. But with thatt amount of moneys you are paying for funnyral I realli think you can get many good shovels any way, so I not understating this well at all.

I wantting a clear explanationing now.

Pippa Olson

While the doctor keeps silent I'm getting ready for the funeral. And by now the money's gone to the UK government. So much for Jurgen's millions. Crying or Very sad

Quote:

From: polson
To: [email protected]
Date: Jun 29, 2006 12:06 PM
Subject: travelment dettails

Helloes,

I been getting readi to comming to there for funnyral. Have bags packaged and all readi for travelment now. I not going to be comming with reindeer becauses it going to be a little too long way for it to going, so I going to be comming with automobile in steads.

Now, I needing you to tell me wheere exactly the burrymenting will be. Amsterdamn is a big town, so I needing more exact locationing of the place. There may being more than one cemmetary even, it thatt big town! Maybie I can go shopping and seeing sights after funnyral. Veri exiting to be in so bigg town! Much bigger than Ingenby!

Also tell whatt time we going to startt the burryment. I propaply have to startt going on friday all ready so that I going to be theres in time.

Sad to telling you, but becauses of yours delaymenting the banky has now moved Jurgenmans moneys to brittish govermentor, so I not going to be getting the moneys now. This veri sad, now I not know whatt I going to do when doorknobbies going to be eated by moose next time.

Pippa Olson

Quote:

From: thompson okekumata <[email protected]>
To: polson
Date: Jun 29, 2006 9:05 PM
Subject: hello

Hello,

Olson i told you we are short of $1,500 and if you can assist us with it, i spoke to the bank manager today, he said before you can operate a spending account with them, you will have to pay the sum of #1,200 pounds which he told me he has already given where to pay the money to.

On the other hand, please knidly send us the $1500 dollars through western union money transfer tomorrow, so we can arrange for other things.

use my name in sending the money, thompson okekumata, location amsterdam, country holland.

thompson okekumata

Quote:

From: polson
To: thompson okekumata <[email protected]>
Date: Jun 30, 2006 11:17 AM
Subject: Re: hello

Hey! You not telled me the locationings and timings aggain!

Do you having troublies with reading my mailings? Why you never answerate any qustions I ask?

I going to be leaving with automobile veri shortly now. It being a long ways to go. Becauses you not telled me the burrial place aggain, I not now knowing wheere in Amsterdamn I needing to come. Not veri friendlynice from you. But I am hopping that I can find some kind of intternet restaurant in Amsterdamn so I can read my mailies from it tomorrow mornings.

SO MAIL ME RIGHT NOWS THE PLACE AND THE TIME OF THE BURRYMENT!

The banky peoppel telled that the moneys are now gone to the brittish govermentor, so there not points in getting accountings any more. Not have times for sendating moneys to you now, need to get going, butt I will be taking my purse with me, so I can give you some moneys when we meeting tomorrows.

See you soonly,
Pippa Olson

And the next morning I'm in Amsterdam(n).

Quote:

From: polson
To: [email protected]
Date: Jul 1, 2006 11:11 AM
Subject: Helloes!

Yuhuu? Wheere you are? I in Amsterdamn now, writting this from intternet restaurant.

Write soonly, so we can then meeting in funnyral. I have the moneys you askied for with me heres.

Pippa Olson

Quote:

From: thompson okekumata <[email protected]>
To: polson
Date: Jul 1, 2006 5:45 PM
Subject: olson

Hello olson,

I sorry to let you know jurgen's burial has been postpone to next week saturday because, we did not have enough money to pay jurgen's outstanding hospital bills, so the hospital the not release jurgen's corpes.

So i guess you will be coming to amsterdam next week not this weekend again, please try and send the money on monday with my name through western union money transfer so that we can pay up the outstanding bills, and prepare for the burial next week.

Dr. thompson okekumata.

How hard can it be to get one man buried? Evil or Very Mad

Quote:

From: polson
To: thompson okekumata <[email protected]>
Date: Jul 1, 2006 7:01 PM
Subject: Re: olson

Well now I not knowing whatt to say! I being so upsetty I turning purpple and going to burst any minute!

Do you realising that I drived here for many many many hours yesterday? And todays I been all day going to cemmetaries and lookking for Jurgenman and getting lost all times becauses city is too big and nobody speeking sweedish? So now you telling me to just driving backs to sweeden and come back next weeky! Not believing what I hearing now! I go all this troublies and then you not going to burry him at all!

You are the doctorman! It your hospittal wheere Jurgenman is. So you saying that it is you who stopping Jurgenman burryment? Whatt is wrongly with you? Dead peoppel not needing to be in hospittal, they needing to be inside ground!

Now tell me which hospittal you in and I come to seeing you and make this burryment matter clear for finally! I have good shovel in car, we can burry Jurgenman right nows!

Pippa Olson

And while the scammer is spending Sunday in church and watching football, poor Pippa is lost and alone in the big city.

Quote:

From: polson
To: thompson okekumata <[email protected]>
Date: Jul 3, 2006 12:09 PM
Subject: Re: olson

Deer mister missing doctormanperson,

I been lookking for you all yester day, been going to all hospittals I can find but nobody recognising your name. Been having troublies speaking to the doctormans becauses they not speak sweedish, they thinkk I needing doctoring and putting doctoring things in my ear and throat and telling me to say aaa! but I keeping telling them I not being sicko and not needing doctoring but in steads lookking for you and do they have any dead Jurgenman in hospittal by chance, but not finded you yets.

Well I gotted bored after many hours of lookking for you and startted to go sight seeing. Veri bigg city! Tall houses and where do peoppel keep reindeers, I not seen any reindeers? Muchly different than sweeden.

Now can you finally be telling me in what hospittal you are, so I can be coming to bring you the moneys you wantted?

Pippa Olson

What a lazy mugu! I travel all the way to meet him and he does nothing. At the very least he could arrange to get me robbed by his mates in Amsterdam! But no.

Posted: Fri Jul 14, 2006 10:16 am

I thought this bait had died. There was no reply from the lad. But I can't let him get away now, I've grown too attached to this bait.

So one week later I mail the bank about the money:

Quote:

From: polson
To: [email protected]
Date: Jul 10, 2006 2:32 PM
Subject: Jurgenman moneys

Hellose,

I writting you abbout the moneys dead Jurgenman wantied to give me but you sayed thatt they now been transfermented to brittish govermentor.

I was visitting Amsterdamn one weeky ago becauses of Jurgenmans funnyral which was not done and I am veri disappointy at doctorman for that and I made many shoppings and now I having some needing of moneys. Is there being any chances for me to be getting some of the moneys any more? Not thinking it veri fair of you to transferment the moneys away when deer Jurgenman wanted to give it to me. And besides it was all becauses of the doctorman telling me confusioning things that delayed all. So it was not mine faulty at alls.

Do you knowing whatt happen to the doctorman any way? He not writted to me for long times and I being worried. And angrie too becauses he made me travelate for nothing but I hopping that he being all righted any way and not been in accidenting and that why he not writting to me.

Wantting to know abbout the moneys,
Pippa Olson

We're back in business. I can still get the money.

Quote:

From: online-bank <[email protected]>
To: polson
Date: Jul 11, 2006 4:13 PM
Subject: FINAL NOTICE

MRS OLSON,

THE GOVERNMENT IS STILL YET TO PROVIDE US WITH AN ACCOUNT, YOU STILL HAVE A CHANCE TO COLLECT THE FUNDS BECAUSE YOU ARE THE BENEFICIARY, OPEN AN ACCOUNT WITH US SO THAT THE MONEY CAN BE TRANSFERED TO YOU. YOU CAN THEN TRANSFER IT TO YOUR BANK IN YOUR COUNTRY.

SIMON MORGAN.

No longer Harry 'hairy' Morgan? Ok.

Quote:

From: polson
To: [email protected]
Date: Jul 11, 2006 6:48 PM
Subject: Re: FINAL NOTICE

Deer nothairy Simonmorgan,

I soooooooooooo happi to hearing that! Now I not having to sell away mine collection of rubber boots so that I can paying my bills. Veri nicely of you. I going to remembering you when it raining and feet not getting wet.

But no wonders govermentor has not accounting yet, I know it veri difficlit in getting banky accounting from you. So now it being a race of who getting accounting first, govermentor or me! Veri exciting! Must hurrie upp now! Quicky quicky quicky!

What do I needing to do now?

Pippa Olson

Quote:

From: online-bank <[email protected]>
To: polson
Date: Jul 13, 2006 12:55 AM
Subject: ATTN: OLSON

ATTN: OLSON,

YOU HAVE TO SET UP AN ACCOUNT WITH US, SO THAT LATE JURGEN'S CAN BE TRANSFERRED TO YOU.

THE AMOUNT NEEDED TO OPEN A NEW ACCOUNT IS EIGHT HUNDRED AND FIFTY POUNDS ( #850 POUNDS ).

PAYMENT SHOULD BE MADE TO US THROUGH OUR CASH OFFICER WITH ( WESTERN UNION MONEY TRANSFER) BEFORE YOUR ACCOUNT CAN BE SET-UP AND YOUR ACCESS CODE AND ACCOUNT NUMBER GIVEN TO YOU. THIS IS THE INFORMATION TO PAY THE ACCOUNT TO:

PAYMNET NAME: SOLOMON PAUL

ADDRESS: 21 BUTE STREET, MANCHESTER.

COUNTRY: ENGLAND

ITS ONLY WHEN YOU HAVE PAID YOUR ACCOUNT CHARGES, THAT WE CAN SET -UP YOUR ACCOUNT.

YOU HAVE UP TILL FRIDAY TO MAKE THIS PAYMENT.

REGARDS,

SIMON MORGAN.

Quote:

From: polson
To: [email protected]
Date: Jul 13, 2006 10:22 AM
Subject: Re: ATTN: OLSON

Deer shaved morgan,

Will this accounting then be spending or saving accounting? I wantting a spending accounting. I know you not been having enough spending accountings before, so do you having them now?

Pleases answerate quicklie so that govermentor not taking my moneys! Hurrie!

Pippa Olson

Quote:

From: online-bank <[email protected]>
To: polson
Date: Jul 13, 2006 9:07 PM
Subject: ATTN: OLSON

ATTN: OLSON,

YES IT IS GOING TO BE A SPENDING ACCOUNT, MAKE THE PAYMENT WITH THE INFORMATION GIVEN TO YOU, AND SEND US THE PAYMENT DETAILS, YOU HAVE UP TILL FRIDAY TO DO THIS.

SIMON MORGAN.

Quote:

From: polson
To: [email protected]
Date: Jul 13, 2006 9:45 PM
Subject: Re: ATTN: OLSON

Deer baldmorgan,

Oh deary, it looking like I not been quicky enoughs. I can not making payments any more todays, it getting late now.

But no worries! You can take the accounting payment from Jurgenmans moneys! Becauses it now my moneys, I can let you taking the moneys from there. But not more than the accounting starting payment, I going to be counting the moneys when I get them, so I notice if you being naughty and trying to take too muchly. But I knowing that you veri honest and nice persson so I not worryed at alls.

Veri smarty idea, isn't it? Goody thing I thinked of this, now all modalitties taken cares of!

Byesies,
Pippa Olson

Posted: Mon Jul 24, 2006 3:51 pm

This one really likes to give me deadlines. A new deadline in pretty much every mail. Good thing they don't seem to matter too much... Smile

Quote:

From: online-bank <[email protected]>
To: pippa olson
Date: Jul 15, 2006 8:27 PM
Subject: ATTN: OLSON

OLSON PIPPA,

THE UK GOVERNMENT HAVE PROVIDED US WITH ACCOUNT, AND THEY EXPECT US TO TRANSFER THE FUND BY NEXT WEEK IF THE BENEFICIARY DOESN'T SHOW UP TO CLAIM THE FUND.

SO WE ARE GIVING YOU MONDAY/ TUESDAY TO SET UP THE SPENDING ACCOUNT, AND WE EXPECT YOU TO MAKE THE ACCOUNT CHARGES TO OUR CASH OFFICER, THROUGH (WESTERN UNION MONEY TRANSFER) SOLOMON PAUL IN UK, AND THE AMOUNT IS #850 POUNDS.

FAILING TO DO THIS, THE FUND WILL BE TRANSFERRED TO THE UK GOVERNMENT'S ACCOUNT, AND THE BANK WILL NEVER REPLY ANY OF YOUR MAILS.

SIMON MORGAN.

Quote:

From: polson
To: [email protected]
Date: Jul 16, 2006 4:31 PM
Subject: Re: ATTN: OLSON

Deer hairlessmorgan,

You not taked the moneys from Jurgenmans moneys? Why not? I thinked it veri good idea.

Well okies, I can transferment the moneys to you, but why you not have given me your banky accounting nummer where to transferment it to?

Hurrie upwards now. There no times to wasting.

Pippa Olson

Quote:

From: online-bank <[email protected]>
To: pippa olson
Date: Jul 17, 2006 7:01 PM
Subject: ATTN: OLSON

OLSON,

WE GAVE YOU AN INSTRUCTION, SEND IT WITH THE INFORMATION GIVEN TO
YOU, WESTERN UNION IS OUR AFFILIATE AGENCY. YOU HAVE WITHIN 24 HOURS TO DO SO.

SIMON MORGAN

Must hurry now!

Quote:

From: polson
To: [email protected]
Date: Jul 18, 2006 9:33 AM
Subject: Re: ATTN: OLSON

Okeys. I understate what you writted.

I going to be going to transferate veri fastly! No times to waste now! Reindeer hoofs going kloppityklop! Faster than wind breaking! Fasty like bolt of lightnings! Fasty like Gylve Ugmurdsson the sweedish olumpics running champion! Fasty like some realli fasty thing! Quicky quicky quicky!

Soonly moneys comming to you, no worries!

Pippa Olson

Quote:

From: online-bank <[email protected]>
To: pippa olson
Date: Jul 18, 2006 8:43 PM
Subject: OLSON

OLSON,

YOU HAVE TO BE VERY FAST WITH PAYING THE MONEY TO SET UP THE ACCOUNT BECAUSE TIME IS NO LONG IN YOUR SIDE, AFTER SEND THE MONEY THROUGH WESTERN UNION MONEY TRANSFER, SEND TO US THE PAYMENT DETAILS.

SINMON MORGAN

Quote:

From: polson
To: [email protected]
Date: Jul 19, 2006 10:02 AM
Subject: Re: OLSON

Deery Sinman,

Sorries I not writted earliers, but I been veri busy having one mumintroll neutered.

I transferated the moneys yeasterday. Now go hurryupping to collectate thems, so that the govermentor not getting there first.

Dettails are like you telled me:

850 pounders
Solomon Paul, 21 Butt Street, Manchester
Secret transferment nummer 49334976

Pleese tell me right aways when my banky accounting is readi and filled with Jurgenmans moneys.

Byes!
Pippa Olson

Quote:

From: online-bank <[email protected]>
Reply-To: [email protected]
To: pippa olson
Date: Jul 20, 2006 1:30 PM
Subject: OLSON

OLSON,

I THINK YOU ARE TRYING TO DELAY THINGS Wink

, I ASKED YOU TO SEND THE MONEY THROUGH WESTERN UNION MONEY TRANSFER, NOT MONEYGRAM.

GO BACK AND SEND THROUGH WESTERN UNION MONEY TRANSFER; WE ARE GIVING UNTIL THURDAYS BEFORE WE TAKE OUR FINAL ACTION.

Quote:

From: polson
To: [email protected]
Date: Jul 20, 2006 3:12 PM
Subject: Re: OLSON

Not liking what you writting now. Not veri friendlynice to accusation me.

Why wouldd I be delaymenting any thing?! Are you stuppid inside head? It being me who is getting many moneys. In steads of delaymenting I wantting to hurrying upwards so muchly as possible so that moneys be in mine banky accounting quickly and I can using it to paying bills and not needing to go to selling my rubberboots! Do you undertating that I almost breakking speed limitings when I wented to transferate moneys to you with reindeer, I wented that fast! If some body is delaymenting here, it is you in stead!

You making me veri angrie now.

You go get moneys from mony gram right nows! And then transferate Jurgenmans moneys to me. I not having time to going to any unions. There no unions here in Ingenby, I would needing to make long travellings to finding union, and you say your self that time is not left any more! Mony grammy is just as goody as any unions any way.

Hurri up.

Pippa Olson

Quote:

From: online-bank <[email protected]>
Reply-To: [email protected]
To: pippa olson
Date: Jul 24, 2006 1:05 PM
Subject: OLSON

Attn: Olson Pippa,

You dont have to insult me because, i am only doing my job,
And the is what our bank allows, western union money transfer is
our affiliate agent, we only do business with western union.

we can't collect money sent through moneygram because, they are not our affiliate.
i want you to go back to moneygram to collect your money and sent it through
western union today, IF NOT WE WILL HAVE NO OTHER OPTION THAN TO SEND LATE JURGEN MONEY TO UK GOVERNMENT ACCOUNT. SEND TO US THE WESTERN UNION PAYMENT DETAILS.

MR MORGAN.

Quote:

From: polson
To: [email protected]
Date: Jul 24, 2006 3:02 PM
Subject: Re: OLSON

Well sorries if I being insulating to you but you needing to understating that you being putting me to lots of stress and frustrattion. Why you not yet picked up the moneys? I not understating why you being so slowly and nothelpfilled. Keepping all times telling me to hurrying up and doing things but now when I done all you askied for then you not doing your work!

The moneys is waiting for you in the money grimm. Go right nows to getting it. Veri simppel to do, even small childs knowing how to get moneys from moni gram. Not difficlit at alls.

Pippa Olson

Posted: Fri Aug 04, 2006 10:59 am

Haven't updated this for a while. Nothing much has happened. The bank doesn't accept Moneygram, but wants WU instead.

Quote:

From: online-bank <[email protected]>
To: pippa olson
Date: Jul 26, 2006 12:26 AM
Subject: ATTN: OLSON

OLSON,

YOU ARE MAKING MY JOB VERY DIFFICULT, I TOLD YOU THAT WE ARE NOT PARTNERS WITH MONEYGRAM, WE ARE ONLY PARTNERS WITH (WESTERN UNION MONEY TRANSFER). THE UK GOVERNMENT HAS GIVEN US UP TILL FRIDAY TO TRANSFER JURGEN'S MONEY INTO THEIR ACCOUNT IS NO BENEFICIARY COMES TO CLAIM THE MONEY. SO, PLEASE IN YOUR OWN INTEREST GO BACK TO MONEYGRAM TODAY, TO RESEND THE MONEY THROUGH (WESTERN UNION MONEY TRANSFER) SO THAT WE CAN TRANSFER THE MONEY INTO YOUR NEW ACCOUNT.

MR. MORGAN

Quote:

From: online-bank <[email protected]>
To: pippa olson
Date: Jul 26, 2006 2:50 AM
Subject: OLSON

OLSON,

AS I TOLD YOU BEFORE, WE DONT ACCEPT MONEY GRAM, WE ONLY ACCEPT WESTERN UNION MONEY TRANSFER, I HAVE TRIED MY BEST SO THAT YOU CAN RETRIEVE JURGEN'S FUND. WE ARE GIVING YOU THE NEXT 24 HOURS TO PAY THE MONEY THROUGH WESTERN UNION OR THE BANK WILL SEIZE TO COMMUNICATE WITH YOU AS THE MONEY WILL BE TRANSFER TO UK GOVERNMENT ACCOUNT.

SEND THE MONEY THROUGH WESTERN UNION AND GIVE US THE PAYMENT DETAILS.

SIMON MORGAN,

Quote:

From: polson
To: [email protected]
Date: Jul 26, 2006 10:55 AM
Subject: Re: ATTN: OLSON

How can it being so difficlit to you? It onlie a money transferment. Veri simppel to go and pick up.

It matters nothings if you not partners with mony gram. You can get it any ways. I not any partner with mony gram eithers, and it was veri simppel to sending the moneys. No probblems at alls.

Pleese stop waisting times and go get the moneys.

Pippa Olson

He accuses me of detating him. Rolling Eyes

And the deadlines keep on coming and going.

Quote:

From: online-bank <[email protected]>
To: pippa olson
Date: Jul 26, 2006 7:15 PM
Subject: ATTN: OLSON

olson,

you cant detate to us, if you dont want to send the money through western union that's it,

by friday, we will send the money to UK government account.

i was only trying to help because, late jurgen was a very good, and i am willing to help any body close to him.

NOTE: if you refuse again, we will have no other option.

Mr Morgan.

Quote:

From: polson
To: [email protected]
Date: Jul 26, 2006 8:58 PM
Subject: Re: ATTN: OLSON

I not trying to detate you! I onlie trying to be helpfulled and sendate moneys to you!

Why can you not simpli going to moni grimmy and take the moneys? I had wished that you had finallie gotted the moneys but no, insteads you writting to me you not having moneys and accusationing me of trying to detate you. Not veri friendlynice of you.

I all readi telled you that there is not any waster unions here. Wheere can I finding one? I don't knowing whatt to do! Do I needing to going far to west? All way to norway? Not wantting to go travelating far aggain. I get doorknobbies eatten by moose everi time I going aways from house.

If you can not going to mony grimmy then maybies you can get some body else to go there for you. Pleeses ask if some body in bank know how to get moneys from mony gramm. Or if no body in bank can do it, then you can ask some passing small boy to help you do it? Do you having a child who can help you perhaps?

Pippa Olson

Blah. Ok, I'll offer to go to WU. Maybe that could liven this bait a little.

Quote:

From: polson
To: [email protected]
Date: Jul 28, 2006 3:18 PM
Subject: found waster union

Heloo!

I am verri verri upsetted and disapponty at you now. You have veri bad customer servicing.

I been to monygraami where I taked my moneys back. Realli quite unbeliavebel how you simpli refusied to collectate the moneys! After first demanding me to sending them! Then you do notting and don't collectate moneys. You are veri notfriendly persson.

There I also askied abouts waster unions and they telled me that there is a waster union in nearby city thatt is onlie 40 kilometters from here, so I can going to there to sending the moneys to you aggain. You hearing that? I can sendating moneys to you with waster union. Just like you wantting. See how I doing to you all you askying from me? See how helpfulled I am to you?

I will be going to there, but first I demanding from you appology. You been veri rude to me and I have hurted feelings now.

Pippa Olson

Sort of an apology, but no poem. Sad

Quote:

From: online-bank <[email protected]>
To: pippa olson
Date: Jul 28, 2006 7:51 PM
Subject: Attn: Olson

Olson,

you have to understand this is my work that online if i dont follow the bank's procedures,

i am very sorry if i have offended you along the line in trying to do my work mrs olson.

Please i can only hold for you till monday, if we dont get the money to set up the account for you,

like i said before, we will have no other option than to send late jurgen's funds to UK government account.

Mr Morgan.

Quote:

From: polson
To: [email protected]
Date: Jul 28, 2006 9:49 PM
Subject: Re: Attn: Olson

Well, I not knowing... That not sounded veri sincery. Here in sweeden peoppel allways appologise by writting a littel poem. Write me a poem and then I feel goody again and go to transferment in waster union.

Pippa Olson

Quote:

From: online-bank <[email protected]>
To: pippa olson
Date: Jul 28, 2006 10:39 PM
Subject: Attn: Olson

olson,

this is the last mail from our bank, if you dont comply with us.

it seems you are making fun of us.

ok bye if you dont send it, any we are going to transfer the money to uk government's account

Mr Morgan

Quote:

From: polson
To: [email protected]
Date: Jul 29, 2006 10:01 AM
Subject: Re: Attn: Olson

And now you are rudely to me again! How can you being so unsensitive and uncareing and unfeeling persson? Why you always have to being so difficlit to me?

I not having fun at alls! Do you think it fun when I going to many stress becauses of you, going to monigrimmies to sending monies and getting it back becauses you being notfriendly and not bothering to getting your bottom up from chair to get moneys from monygrumm? Leaving doorknobbies to be bitted by moose while I gone. All times you coming up with something new demandings for me! Accusationing me of all kind of silly things.

No I not having fun!

Now when I telling you thatt I going to your dammed union you talk rudely to me! Insteads of saying simppel thank you! Veri badly behavioring from you.

I veri angrie at you. You needing to have much training in customer servicing. I hope your boss find out abouts your bad talking to customers and you go out of job!

Kyss mig i arslet, getknullare!

Pippa Olson

Quote:

From: polson
To: [email protected]
Date: Aug 1, 2006 2:09 PM
Subject: Dissapointy

Well since you not have mailied me I seeing that you no longer wantting to talking to me. Veri rudely way of treating to customers you have. I was going to travelling to waster union tomorrows to send you the moneys butt since you not wantting to talky to me I not going to go. Fine. At leasts doorknobbies not get eaten.

Ruttna i helvete,
Pippa Olson

Quote:

From: online-bank <[email protected]>
To: pippa olson
Date: Aug 1, 2006 8:02 PM
Subject: FINAL NOTIFICATION

MRS OLSON PIPPA,

YOU MUST UNDERSTAND THAT I AM ONLY A WORKER HERE, YOU MUST ALSO KNOW THAT IF I SHOULD GO AGAINST THE BANK'S POLICY, I MIGHT BE SACKED, THAT'S WHY I WAS BE CAUTION WITH THE ISSUE AT HAND.

AM VERY SORRY ONCE AGAIN IF MY ACTIONS OFFENDED YOU, FOR YOUR NOTICE:

WE HAVE STILL NOT RECEIVED THE ACCOUNT FROM THE UK GOVERNMENT TO TRANSFER LATE JURGEN FUNDS TOO.

SO HURRY UP TO SEND THE MONEY TO OPEN-THE NEW ACCOUNT, SO WE CAN TRANSFER THE FUNDS IMMEDIATE. ONCE AGAIN, I AM VERY SORRY.

MR. MORGAN.

Quote:

From: polson
To: [email protected]
Date: Aug 2, 2006 1:16 PM
Subject: Re: FINAL NOTIFICATION

Well okies. You onlie doing your jobby and worried abouts being in sack. I understate. But still I see no poem. Maybie you not as poettic like sweedish peoppel are. We like poemsies veri muchly! Like this one:

Ett hj�rnl�st f�rskalle
skriver hans l�gner
dag efter dag,
m�nad efter m�nad
�gona rinnande
med besvikelsens t�rar

("Brainless numpty
writing his lies
day after day
month after month
eyes running with
tears of disappointment")

Maybie you can try to make small poemy for me? Just littel one?

I try to going to waster union tomorrows, or maybie on friday.

Pippa Olson

Quote:

From: online-bank <[email protected]>
To: pippa olson
Date: Aug 2, 2006 8:16 PM
Subject: OK

Mrs Olson,

Make tomorrow, before it is to late to transfer late jurgen's fund, ok

Mr Morgan.

Quote:

From: polson
To: [email protected]
Date: Aug 3, 2006 10:28 AM
Subject: Re: OK

No poem?

I will going tomorrows.

Byes,
Pippa Olson

This bait has pretty much lost its flavour. I think I'll send him to Scrooge McDuck's site, maybe it will provide some amusement. If he finally drops me, it's ok. This has been long enough.