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HomerJFong
Courtesiless son of a doggy
Joined: 16 Nov 2003
Posts: 3160
Location: Now seeking sanctuary in the Conch Republic
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Mon Jul 17, 2006 11:13 pm |
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Can the next safari be outside of Africa? Add some severe financial pain to their misery. I recommend a South Pacific island. |
_________________ "I was at the Abuja Embassy Today, the Security guards say that the is no Mr. Bryan Adams working with them at either the lagos or abuja embassy. and did not let me in." - Efosa Erhabor - (Accra to Abuja)
"We stayed there for two days hopping to get any of you" - Pastor Collins
"i will report to webmaster,abuse and the police hold and see, .....go to hell and rust in there bastard........bitch" - Steve Wright
"This office will like to inform you that your winnings have been forfieted due to acts unbecoming of a humanbeing." - The Alpha Lottery
"A MAD MAN WILL PREGNANT YOUR JUNIOR SISTER AND THE BABY WILL BE A MAD BASTARD LIKE YOU." - Mahadul Usman
"I AM NOT A FOLL LET ME BE BECAUSE YOU ARE JUST AN ANIMAL TO DEAL WITH" - Tunji Adams
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Shazbot
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 21 Feb 2006
Posts: 63
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Tue Jul 18, 2006 12:40 am |
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Hehe, wouldn't that be a hoot. The current takes the box out to the mediterranean, through the strait of gibraltar, and around the west coast of africa.. where it runs aground right next to the other box on the skeleton coast..
Would that be the record for a lad meet? |
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YeaWhatever
Baiting Guru
Joined: 24 Oct 2005
Posts: 4188
Location: Secret Lair
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Tue Jul 18, 2006 2:38 am |
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The website is now fully updated. It looks like we are waiting for a travel visa at this point which should still take a couple of days. |
_________________ <a href="http://www.419eater.com/html/letters.htm" target="_blank">
<i>"I just want to know why."</i> - Koffi Kuku - The Road to Chad/Darfur
<i>"We are in Kampala."</i> - Bernard Martin - The Road to the Bwindi Impenetrable Forest
<i>"i have arrive safe in namibia"</i> - Tony Kalabi - The Road to the Skeleton Coast
<i>"he is in aswan"</i> - Larry Ken - The Road to Abu Sunbul
The Road to the Hot Zone</a>
<a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=89779" target="_blank"> The Making of a TWAT</a>
<a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=100535" target="_blank"> The Second Coming of TWAT</a>
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Smoggy
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 06 Jul 2006
Posts: 54
Location: Merry old land of Oz
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Tue Jul 18, 2006 2:51 am |
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I am now all tingly with excitement and anticipation...
it would be great if some day the two boxes full of cash could meet out in the ocean somewhere!!! haha |
_________________ I got your mail, I do not understand what you are driving at, well I think you detate for me, with that reasons I will ask you to stay to your which and I can not continue this transaction with you as I can see unseriousness from you.
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If anyone can tell me what that means I would be appreciative! |
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kahless2k
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 14 May 2006
Posts: 4
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Tue Jul 18, 2006 4:20 am |
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Oh great.. Thanks guys - I had planned to go on vacation at the end of the week and am going to have to postpone now.. Geez.. lol
Great work guys; I'm impressed. |
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CamBates
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 05 Apr 2006
Posts: 51
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Tue Jul 18, 2006 5:11 am |
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LMFAO @ the retard lad from Ghana - talk about hard to get off script. He's more dense than a black hole. |
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jojobean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Posts: 7586
Location: YOU WILL DRINK YOUR URINE IN A COMERCIAL BUS
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Tue Jul 18, 2006 11:04 am |
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It seemed like the real time GPS thing is extremely hard to do. So the best idea we could come up with is to let the mugu think that he had the ability to track the box on the GPS website. This should prove to be very difficult for the lad. A moving treasure chest would be pretty frustrating. Every time he gets close, the water moves it just a little more. |
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Christ Ghana-Chad
Miracle Benin-Chad
Omar Edo-Abeche
Adamu Lagos-Abeche
Emi - S Africa-Egypt-Sudan 10k miles
Chris Dakar-Niger-BF-Cameroon-Lagos-Mali-Nairobi 9.6k miles
Kevin Accra- BF x2, Togo x2, Kumasi x3, Bolgatanga, Benin City, Tamale x2 5k miles x 6
Kenny 3k miles- dont f*ck me up about the payment plz. i have a policy about that. I JUST GOT A SMALL GOAT TODAY AND ITS IN MY HOUSE NOW. i lobve the goat.
Ben 2.5k miles
Misc Germany-Holland, Atlanta, Beijing-ChangZhou, London-Glasgow, TIMBUKTU x 2 |
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BarneyG
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 09 Aug 2004
Posts: 853
Location: Moe's Tavern
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Tue Jul 18, 2006 11:21 am |
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Here we go again!
Poor, greedy sucker. I hope he gets lost somewhere in the desert |
_________________ Baits archive.
Mrs. Damirez (Lottery scam): That sums up your person as been fraudulent. Our legal team have been instructed to bring criminal charges against you in the EU court.
Mrs. Damirez: We are just sick and tired with this cat and mouse game you have forced us into.
Mary Ray: the Investigation Authority will be after you and you know what that means.
Ogomegbunam:is there at any time or point in the future a need or requisition for blood ritual?
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jojobean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Posts: 7586
Location: YOU WILL DRINK YOUR URINE IN A COMERCIAL BUS
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Tue Jul 18, 2006 11:29 am |
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I am really interested in getting one of those skull and crossbones. And MAYBE we can get called something as cool as YW�s �unimaginable bastard pig�. I need a title like that. YW should add that to his business cards. |
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Christ Ghana-Chad
Miracle Benin-Chad
Omar Edo-Abeche
Adamu Lagos-Abeche
Emi - S Africa-Egypt-Sudan 10k miles
Chris Dakar-Niger-BF-Cameroon-Lagos-Mali-Nairobi 9.6k miles
Kevin Accra- BF x2, Togo x2, Kumasi x3, Bolgatanga, Benin City, Tamale x2 5k miles x 6
Kenny 3k miles- dont f*ck me up about the payment plz. i have a policy about that. I JUST GOT A SMALL GOAT TODAY AND ITS IN MY HOUSE NOW. i lobve the goat.
Ben 2.5k miles
Misc Germany-Holland, Atlanta, Beijing-ChangZhou, London-Glasgow, TIMBUKTU x 2 |
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Dinnertime Mbuzo
Account closed at users request
Joined: 13 Dec 2005
Posts: 559
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Tue Jul 18, 2006 12:20 pm |
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Shall we be expecting any carnage at the site camp?
The heat out there can drive a man insane and what with all the pressure he is under with the deal, then the slightest little thing could set Sal off. |
_________________ samuel johnson said OH BOY NA GOD GO PUNISH UR PAPA ASSHOLE, GOAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
then samuel johnson added UR PILE DEY CRAZE
I BE UR PAPA MATE, TELL UR PAPA TO GO CASH THE PAY SO EFCC GO NAB IM ASSHOLE, AND IM MORTHERFUCKING ASSHOLE GO TEY FOR THE MUTHERFUCKING PRISON FOR MUTHRFUCKING 100YEARS.
alvin bakare asked what is the meaning of what you sent to me,a sexual picture?
Peter Bongo said What is this you are doing? Have you forgotten that i am Peter Bongo.
Ovo said I AM FROM NIGERIA
ATTARCH HERE IS MY PICPURE
HOW CAN I GET THE MONEY? |
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Nap Olean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 26 Oct 2004
Posts: 2300
Location: Latin America
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Tue Jul 18, 2006 1:55 pm |
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Please do not let me down as we are only taking advantage of this once-in-a-life time opportunity to make provisions for our children's future in this extremely oligarchy society of ours where those of us who are not privileged to be descendants of the over-lords are systematically but tacitly being doomed to perpetual poverty by political manoeuvres in appointments. |
Holy cow!!! Where did he come up with that? Add a British accent and it's Monty Python's Holy Grail all over...."I'm being repressed!!!" |
_________________ Fake banks Waterlooed: x54 x4 x25 x4
Alex Van Dijk: DEAR ASSHOLE, YOU SAID YOU SENT MONEY TO VAN DIJK BUT YOUR LITTLE BRAIN THAT HAS MADE YOU A STUPID MAN DOES NOT CALCULATE WELL . I STARTED REACHING YOU ARROUND FEBRUARY AND YOU SAID YOU SENT MONEY ON THE 25TH OF JANUARY. DONT U SEE THAT YOU ARE TOO DULL FOR THE FAST GAME YOU INTENDED PLAYING ASS HOLE F*** YA MAMA S PUSSYYYYYYYYYYYY HOOOOOOOO. |
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YeaWhatever
Baiting Guru
Joined: 24 Oct 2005
Posts: 4188
Location: Secret Lair
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Tue Jul 18, 2006 1:57 pm |
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Yea, he sounds like a real commie or something, doesn't he? I am guessing that he pulled it out of a script or something. That sounds way too intelligent, even for a lad well up the ladder. |
_________________ <a href="http://www.419eater.com/html/letters.htm" target="_blank">
<i>"I just want to know why."</i> - Koffi Kuku - The Road to Chad/Darfur
<i>"We are in Kampala."</i> - Bernard Martin - The Road to the Bwindi Impenetrable Forest
<i>"i have arrive safe in namibia"</i> - Tony Kalabi - The Road to the Skeleton Coast
<i>"he is in aswan"</i> - Larry Ken - The Road to Abu Sunbul
The Road to the Hot Zone</a>
<a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=89779" target="_blank"> The Making of a TWAT</a>
<a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=100535" target="_blank"> The Second Coming of TWAT</a>
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Roycropper
Baiting Guru
Joined: 14 Nov 2005
Posts: 7992
Location: Luxury Coffin
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Tue Jul 18, 2006 2:04 pm |
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Google is your friend, and I should be doing some real work! From a 'land reform fund' scam letter site http://home.austin.rr.com/tsote/scams/nigerian5.html
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Please do not let us down as we are carrier civil servants who are still in active politics and only taking advantage of this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to make provisions for our children�s future in this extremely oligarchic society of ours where the rich gets richer and those of us who are not privileged to be descendants of the over-lords are systematically but tacitly being doomed to perpetual poverty by political manoeuvres in appointment. We would not want our names or public images to be brought to odium. |
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_________________ the European Union has bounced on our freckles
COULD YOU IMAGINE WHAT HAPPENED WHEN I WENT TO THE BANK
our Agent is Completely broke, pocketless and stranded
I WLL SEND AN AFRICA WITCH TO ATTACH YOU BASTARD
You go die like bird
i started shouting HALLELUJAGOBBLE but none of them notice me immediately police arrested me due to the shouting
f*ck u asshole ur damn mother will loose ur fcuking skull brain ur brain is nothing to compare with rat f*ck ur u
MY FRIEND ALEX WAS DETAINED IN POLICE STATION
I am not happy due to the question i answered at money office. Let me tell you do not play with me ok.
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Marvin
*** BANNED ***
Joined: 20 Aug 2005
Posts: 620
Location: Sector ZZ9 Plural Z Alpha
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Tue Jul 18, 2006 2:17 pm |
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Going for a bit of oneupmanship on you guys .....
Out of his depth lad in Nigeria :-
"Our company directors will be having an end of year audicting in Thailand which we shall be sending you an invitation to attend as our esteem associate and business partner we do hope you will be chance enough to be part of this."
I accepted of course!
"P.S. I should be able to make it to Thailand so please do send a formal invitation. I look forward to meeting you there in person. Maybe we could finish our deal off there?"
No Chance I've insulted this lad enough already! Previous email from me to him "Oh and since when did Prof Chucky Soludo work for a crappy little Chinese laundry company?") - ignored by lad |
_________________ Marvin "Your Plastic Moron Who's Fun To Be With."
I'm just a stupid troll. |
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maxheadroom
419Eater is my life
Joined: 11 Jul 2004
Posts: 385
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Tue Jul 18, 2006 6:08 pm |
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Make sure you tell him "no ticket, no laundry!" |
_________________ I WONDER WHY IDIOTS LIKE YOU SHOULD BE IN THE UNITED STATES WHILE MUCH BRIGHTER GUYS LIKE US ARE STILL STUCK DOWN HERE IN NIGERIA. LIFE IS JUST NOT FAIR. Johnson Oliseh
PLEASE DONT WISH ME ANY MERRY CHRISTMANS AT ALL OK. Alhaji Ahmed Koffi, 12/27/06
ASHOOLE *DELETED*, THIEF AND STUPID PERSON THAT DOES NOT KNOW HIS LEFT FROM RIGHT. Thygrace Chamber, April 13, 2007
Charles Soludo's Halloween joke: "halloween joke to you my friend. Hope you are well and make sure that you send the last number in good faith ok." Nov 2, 2008
Now i know why you are deaf and dum, because you are so stupid and crazy, so please i dont need to ask you that any more, you are a real joker that what you are SCROLL YOUR ASS." Chuck Soludo Nov 5, 2008 |
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BRUIN
Baiting Guru
Joined: 10 Apr 2006
Posts: 11329
Location: Somewhere over the rainbow
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Tue Jul 18, 2006 7:09 pm |
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YW- - Assuming the trunk box successfully navigates its way to the Mediterranean (which I think is a fairly likely scenario), may I suggest that it turn EAST? Israel is really touchy right now about unidentified fishing boats entering its waters, and Hezbollah just fired a Chinese-made Silkworm missile at an Egyptian freighter (sinking it) and damaged an Israeli patrol boat (http://www.strategypage.com/htmw/htweap/articles/20060718.aspx)
All in all, it is a really nice place to send your Mugu.
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YeaWhatever
Baiting Guru
Joined: 24 Oct 2005
Posts: 4188
Location: Secret Lair
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Tue Jul 18, 2006 7:30 pm |
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^^^^
That sounds like lots of fun. Hopefully we will get that far. Right now though, we are totally focused on just getting the lad to Egypt. There are still a million ways that this thing can die on us.
We also are dealing with a different sort of lad than I am used to seeing. For one, he is using gmail. This is my first gmail lad. And two, he may also have his very own computer. BW saw that he was online at 4AM African time, although not actually doing anything. This would suggest that the lad was using his gmail account and then went to bed without closing the browser. I very much doubt that could happen in a cafe setting. What sort of lad has his own computer? |
_________________ <a href="http://www.419eater.com/html/letters.htm" target="_blank">
<i>"I just want to know why."</i> - Koffi Kuku - The Road to Chad/Darfur
<i>"We are in Kampala."</i> - Bernard Martin - The Road to the Bwindi Impenetrable Forest
<i>"i have arrive safe in namibia"</i> - Tony Kalabi - The Road to the Skeleton Coast
<i>"he is in aswan"</i> - Larry Ken - The Road to Abu Sunbul
The Road to the Hot Zone</a>
<a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=89779" target="_blank"> The Making of a TWAT</a>
<a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=100535" target="_blank"> The Second Coming of TWAT</a>
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Big Worm
Elite Baiter
Joined: 31 May 2006
Posts: 1292
Location: Hole in the ground
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Tue Jul 18, 2006 7:38 pm |
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I've encountered about 2 or 3 lads since I have been baiting that sent me emails that were during weird hours of the night (in nigeria). So I suppose there are a few mugus with computers...perhaps the ones that have been successfully scamming?
I wonder if they write it off during tax season as a "business expense".
I was thinking...perhaps we could get him to migrate to a yahoo account....perhaps citing the weak security of gmail and the possiblity that your conversations are being monitored, as opposed to yahoo which doesnt have that problem at all.
BW |
_________________ TWAT for Dummies <----READ IT!
(One Collaborative Super Safari to Egypt!)
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Benin City
Lagos
The Lad that Stole Christmas
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HomerJFong
Courtesiless son of a doggy
Joined: 16 Nov 2003
Posts: 3160
Location: Now seeking sanctuary in the Conch Republic
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Tue Jul 18, 2006 9:03 pm |
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Don't be surprised about seeing times that are weird for Nigeria or Europe. I've come across lads from the Philipines, North America and India.
I'm also certain my sobbing lad has his own computer, as he forwarded some stuff to me in between one of our calls, at times that the cafes in Accra were likely closed. |
_________________ "I was at the Abuja Embassy Today, the Security guards say that the is no Mr. Bryan Adams working with them at either the lagos or abuja embassy. and did not let me in." - Efosa Erhabor - (Accra to Abuja)
"We stayed there for two days hopping to get any of you" - Pastor Collins
"i will report to webmaster,abuse and the police hold and see, .....go to hell and rust in there bastard........bitch" - Steve Wright
"This office will like to inform you that your winnings have been forfieted due to acts unbecoming of a humanbeing." - The Alpha Lottery
"A MAD MAN WILL PREGNANT YOUR JUNIOR SISTER AND THE BABY WILL BE A MAD BASTARD LIKE YOU." - Mahadul Usman
"I AM NOT A FOLL LET ME BE BECAUSE YOU ARE JUST AN ANIMAL TO DEAL WITH" - Tunji Adams
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jojobean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Posts: 7586
Location: YOU WILL DRINK YOUR URINE IN A COMERCIAL BUS
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Wed Jul 19, 2006 10:32 pm |
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I am now distressed. The douche bag is asking for money. Don't they understand the concept of being IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE!?!?!?
I get sick of the advanced payment thing. |
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Christ Ghana-Chad
Miracle Benin-Chad
Omar Edo-Abeche
Adamu Lagos-Abeche
Emi - S Africa-Egypt-Sudan 10k miles
Chris Dakar-Niger-BF-Cameroon-Lagos-Mali-Nairobi 9.6k miles
Kevin Accra- BF x2, Togo x2, Kumasi x3, Bolgatanga, Benin City, Tamale x2 5k miles x 6
Kenny 3k miles- dont f*ck me up about the payment plz. i have a policy about that. I JUST GOT A SMALL GOAT TODAY AND ITS IN MY HOUSE NOW. i lobve the goat.
Ben 2.5k miles
Misc Germany-Holland, Atlanta, Beijing-ChangZhou, London-Glasgow, TIMBUKTU x 2 |
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YeaWhatever
Baiting Guru
Joined: 24 Oct 2005
Posts: 4188
Location: Secret Lair
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Wed Jul 19, 2006 10:34 pm |
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Don't worry. I've got this one handled. |
_________________ <a href="http://www.419eater.com/html/letters.htm" target="_blank">
<i>"I just want to know why."</i> - Koffi Kuku - The Road to Chad/Darfur
<i>"We are in Kampala."</i> - Bernard Martin - The Road to the Bwindi Impenetrable Forest
<i>"i have arrive safe in namibia"</i> - Tony Kalabi - The Road to the Skeleton Coast
<i>"he is in aswan"</i> - Larry Ken - The Road to Abu Sunbul
The Road to the Hot Zone</a>
<a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=89779" target="_blank"> The Making of a TWAT</a>
<a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=100535" target="_blank"> The Second Coming of TWAT</a>
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jojobean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Posts: 7586
Location: YOU WILL DRINK YOUR URINE IN A COMERCIAL BUS
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Thu Jul 20, 2006 2:59 pm |
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He stopped the whining a wee bit and says he will borrow the money from his brother. That's fine, as long as he has to borrow it. I wish I knew the names of a few good loan sharks in Nigeria. Maybe Chuck Soludo could get him a nice loan. |
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Christ Ghana-Chad
Miracle Benin-Chad
Omar Edo-Abeche
Adamu Lagos-Abeche
Emi - S Africa-Egypt-Sudan 10k miles
Chris Dakar-Niger-BF-Cameroon-Lagos-Mali-Nairobi 9.6k miles
Kevin Accra- BF x2, Togo x2, Kumasi x3, Bolgatanga, Benin City, Tamale x2 5k miles x 6
Kenny 3k miles- dont f*ck me up about the payment plz. i have a policy about that. I JUST GOT A SMALL GOAT TODAY AND ITS IN MY HOUSE NOW. i lobve the goat.
Ben 2.5k miles
Misc Germany-Holland, Atlanta, Beijing-ChangZhou, London-Glasgow, TIMBUKTU x 2 |
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YeaWhatever
Baiting Guru
Joined: 24 Oct 2005
Posts: 4188
Location: Secret Lair
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Fri Jul 21, 2006 4:33 am |
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We may have a second lad for this journey although I personally feel that he is not nearly as good as the first one. I have added a page on the website for this second guy. See what you think. |
_________________ <a href="http://www.419eater.com/html/letters.htm" target="_blank">
<i>"I just want to know why."</i> - Koffi Kuku - The Road to Chad/Darfur
<i>"We are in Kampala."</i> - Bernard Martin - The Road to the Bwindi Impenetrable Forest
<i>"i have arrive safe in namibia"</i> - Tony Kalabi - The Road to the Skeleton Coast
<i>"he is in aswan"</i> - Larry Ken - The Road to Abu Sunbul
The Road to the Hot Zone</a>
<a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=89779" target="_blank"> The Making of a TWAT</a>
<a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=100535" target="_blank"> The Second Coming of TWAT</a>
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Orinoco!
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 21 Apr 2005
Posts: 35
Location: M�nchen
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Fri Jul 21, 2006 8:56 am |
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haha lol. He doesn't seem to trust you, but is coming around .
If you could get 2 on the hook it'd be great, opens up the opertunity of setting them off against each other |
_________________ Karma or retribution? |
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callum
Director of Press Relations
Joined: 29 May 2004
Posts: 3631
Location: On the run from the asylum and this seems like a good place to hide. Blend right in...
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Fri Jul 21, 2006 9:35 am |
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HomerJFong wrote: |
Can the next safari be outside of Africa? Add some severe financial pain to their misery. I recommend a South Pacific island. |
1. Yes.
2. Yes.
3. No thank you. I quite like this part of the world as it is.
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_________________ Do you have a concern about ethics? Click here, then here and finally HERE!
Bush goat you will meat like a chicken. It will kill you in your house where you are going to die.
I owe you quite simply one of the definitive experiences of my life.
x 2 teeny part of a large effort x29 x5
Trolling is usually symptomatic of bad character, mental problems or ugliness - RIP Jock_2009 |
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