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Roycropper
Baiting Guru
Joined: 14 Nov 2005
Posts: 7992
Location: Luxury Coffin
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Mon Jul 17, 2006 3:14 pm |
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Youve lost $300K because the wuss was afraid of getting his ass wet when he could SEE the loot, clearly floating in the surf,and now he wants money?
Clearly the oga's fault for sending a crap lad, with no moral fibre.
The oga should be making a raft out of HIM! |
_________________ the European Union has bounced on our freckles
COULD YOU IMAGINE WHAT HAPPENED WHEN I WENT TO THE BANK
our Agent is Completely broke, pocketless and stranded
I WLL SEND AN AFRICA WITCH TO ATTACH YOU BASTARD
You go die like bird
i started shouting HALLELUJAGOBBLE but none of them notice me immediately police arrested me due to the shouting
f*ck u asshole ur damn mother will loose ur fcuking skull brain ur brain is nothing to compare with rat f*ck ur u
MY FRIEND ALEX WAS DETAINED IN POLICE STATION
I am not happy due to the question i answered at money office. Let me tell you do not play with me ok.
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mr. mugu
Lazy Bum
Joined: 13 Apr 2004
Posts: 1747
Location: Looking for goats in all the wrong places
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Mon Jul 17, 2006 3:47 pm |
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Didn't have a chance to check up on this thread over the weekend. YW, once again brillant safari. I want to have your children. |
_________________ x7 x9 x2 (team effort)
(team bait) Harcourt-Singapore "There is no hiding place for you " Captain Jack Sparrow".." -Ed Smith
"I guess,you know what that means the FBI ,the Singaporean Police,the Royal Malaysia Police are on your tail.." -Ed to Cap'n Jack
"I don�t know if you intention is to run away with my sweat." - George Dunant
"stop writting me piece of sh*t mother f**ker. you want a story, I will give you a story about your scam master George" - Newsm*ker
"QUICKLY DO THE GIRL MARY WANT TO DIE IN OUR NECK" - Ecowas bank
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Mike
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 30 Nov 2003
Posts: 721
Location: Dublin, Ireland
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Mon Jul 17, 2006 6:14 pm |
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YeaWhatever wrote: |
Okoma is still whining for McClure to send Tony some money. He wants McClure to send $850. That seems like a lot to me but what do I know? I have never been to the Skeleton Coast.
McClure is looking to hire a boat from anyone up the coast but has not had any luck yet. He has asked Okoma to start looking for a boat to hire from Nigeria just in case the trunkbox makes it that far. Somehow, I have a feeling that it will. |
Of course, he means Namibian dollars. Or maybe even Zimbabwe dollars? |
_________________ With your behavior I don't think that I will work with you. We are talking of money and with your altitude if I transfer this fund in your personal account you will seat on top of this money.
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Nap Olean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 26 Oct 2004
Posts: 2300
Location: Latin America
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Mon Jul 17, 2006 6:24 pm |
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Conversion available here:
http://wwp.greenwichmeantime.com/time-zone/africa/namibia/currency.htm |
_________________ Fake banks Waterlooed: x54 x4 x25 x4
Alex Van Dijk: DEAR ASSHOLE, YOU SAID YOU SENT MONEY TO VAN DIJK BUT YOUR LITTLE BRAIN THAT HAS MADE YOU A STUPID MAN DOES NOT CALCULATE WELL . I STARTED REACHING YOU ARROUND FEBRUARY AND YOU SAID YOU SENT MONEY ON THE 25TH OF JANUARY. DONT U SEE THAT YOU ARE TOO DULL FOR THE FAST GAME YOU INTENDED PLAYING ASS HOLE F*** YA MAMA S PUSSYYYYYYYYYYYY HOOOOOOOO. |
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Mike
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 30 Nov 2003
Posts: 721
Location: Dublin, Ireland
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Mon Jul 17, 2006 7:52 pm |
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The Namibian dollar is linked to the SA Rand, which can also be used in Namibia.
The Zimbabwe dollar, on the other hand:
1.00 USD United States Dollars = 101,195.00 ZWD Zimbabwe Dollars |
_________________ With your behavior I don't think that I will work with you. We are talking of money and with your altitude if I transfer this fund in your personal account you will seat on top of this money.
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YeaWhatever
Baiting Guru
Joined: 24 Oct 2005
Posts: 4188
Location: Secret Lair
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Tue Jul 18, 2006 2:55 am |
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I have now added a link to the site so you can see where I plan on having the money on any given day. The money should arrive near Lagos by July 30th. |
_________________ <a href="http://www.419eater.com/html/letters.htm" target="_blank">
<i>"I just want to know why."</i> - Koffi Kuku - The Road to Chad/Darfur
<i>"We are in Kampala."</i> - Bernard Martin - The Road to the Bwindi Impenetrable Forest
<i>"i have arrive safe in namibia"</i> - Tony Kalabi - The Road to the Skeleton Coast
<i>"he is in aswan"</i> - Larry Ken - The Road to Abu Sunbul
The Road to the Hot Zone</a>
<a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=89779" target="_blank"> The Making of a TWAT</a>
<a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=100535" target="_blank"> The Second Coming of TWAT</a>
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Dart
Master Baiter
Joined: 13 Jul 2005
Posts: 186
Location: GA
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Tue Jul 18, 2006 4:00 am |
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I keep waiting for your guys to break out into song:
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_________________ Several fake banks irritated.
I'm not so much a vampire as a mosquito. |
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CamBates
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 05 Apr 2006
Posts: 51
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Tue Jul 18, 2006 5:19 am |
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You know, if Ok0ma did hire a boat from Nigeria, there's no way he could track its progress out on the water. It would be a shame if right when he was leaving to recover it, somebody else picked it up and took it inland. It would be even more of a shame if the finder didn't know the locator was in there and it kept transmitting as the Ok0ma followed it east-northeast, all the way to Darfur |
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wj_737_200
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 04 Apr 2005
Posts: 21
Location: Vancouver, B.C
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Tue Jul 18, 2006 7:13 am |
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Shazbot
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 21 Feb 2006
Posts: 63
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Tue Jul 18, 2006 11:03 am |
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Yup. Fishing boat recovers it.. and the satellite tracking picture zeroes in on a warehouse in Port Harcourt.. The box is tightly sealed, so nobody might have looked at it yet.. |
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YeaWhatever
Baiting Guru
Joined: 24 Oct 2005
Posts: 4188
Location: Secret Lair
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Tue Jul 18, 2006 12:32 pm |
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More good news to report. While Okoma really wants McClure to find a boat and recover the money first, he has talked to what sounds like a commercial fisherman who has a sea-worthy boat. In other words, he does not consider the idea to be impossible. Of course, that does not mean that he will do it, but he's thinking about it which is a step in the right diretion. I am hoping that as he watches the money slowly getting closer over a two week period, he will not be able to resist. |
_________________ <a href="http://www.419eater.com/html/letters.htm" target="_blank">
<i>"I just want to know why."</i> - Koffi Kuku - The Road to Chad/Darfur
<i>"We are in Kampala."</i> - Bernard Martin - The Road to the Bwindi Impenetrable Forest
<i>"i have arrive safe in namibia"</i> - Tony Kalabi - The Road to the Skeleton Coast
<i>"he is in aswan"</i> - Larry Ken - The Road to Abu Sunbul
The Road to the Hot Zone</a>
<a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=89779" target="_blank"> The Making of a TWAT</a>
<a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=100535" target="_blank"> The Second Coming of TWAT</a>
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Mike
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 30 Nov 2003
Posts: 721
Location: Dublin, Ireland
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Tue Jul 18, 2006 12:50 pm |
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I love this. Remarkable powers of persuasion and social engineering! I hope your're not in sales, YW, because if you are you could sell me anything! |
_________________ With your behavior I don't think that I will work with you. We are talking of money and with your altitude if I transfer this fund in your personal account you will seat on top of this money.
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YeaWhatever
Baiting Guru
Joined: 24 Oct 2005
Posts: 4188
Location: Secret Lair
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Tue Jul 18, 2006 12:51 pm |
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I am not honest enough to be in sales. |
_________________ <a href="http://www.419eater.com/html/letters.htm" target="_blank">
<i>"I just want to know why."</i> - Koffi Kuku - The Road to Chad/Darfur
<i>"We are in Kampala."</i> - Bernard Martin - The Road to the Bwindi Impenetrable Forest
<i>"i have arrive safe in namibia"</i> - Tony Kalabi - The Road to the Skeleton Coast
<i>"he is in aswan"</i> - Larry Ken - The Road to Abu Sunbul
The Road to the Hot Zone</a>
<a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=89779" target="_blank"> The Making of a TWAT</a>
<a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=100535" target="_blank"> The Second Coming of TWAT</a>
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maxheadroom
419Eater is my life
Joined: 11 Jul 2004
Posts: 385
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Tue Jul 18, 2006 6:01 pm |
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I think some people who are dishonest do better in sales, so it still might be a good match for you!
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_________________ I WONDER WHY IDIOTS LIKE YOU SHOULD BE IN THE UNITED STATES WHILE MUCH BRIGHTER GUYS LIKE US ARE STILL STUCK DOWN HERE IN NIGERIA. LIFE IS JUST NOT FAIR. Johnson Oliseh
PLEASE DONT WISH ME ANY MERRY CHRISTMANS AT ALL OK. Alhaji Ahmed Koffi, 12/27/06
ASHOOLE *DELETED*, THIEF AND STUPID PERSON THAT DOES NOT KNOW HIS LEFT FROM RIGHT. Thygrace Chamber, April 13, 2007
Charles Soludo's Halloween joke: "halloween joke to you my friend. Hope you are well and make sure that you send the last number in good faith ok." Nov 2, 2008
Now i know why you are deaf and dum, because you are so stupid and crazy, so please i dont need to ask you that any more, you are a real joker that what you are SCROLL YOUR ASS." Chuck Soludo Nov 5, 2008 |
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Snoochies
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 17 Apr 2006
Posts: 36
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Tue Jul 18, 2006 6:05 pm |
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It would be sweet if when he finally got close to the money, you mention that the GPS tracker and the money got split up or something. |
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The False Italian
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Joined: 10 Jan 2004
Posts: 3779
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Wed Jul 19, 2006 4:35 am |
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The first steps could be a sudden height of -1ft and temporary signal outages... |
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KeyserSoze
Elite Baiter
Joined: 06 Dec 2005
Posts: 1138
Location: Debo's pigeon coop
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Wed Jul 19, 2006 5:12 am |
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YW, do your lads know that you still have the power to remotely turn the gps tracker on and off from your computer? Threatening to turn the trackers off might help in persuading them to work more closely with you in making sure that the money is found. |
_________________ "I was the head of the dradded occult menber in my university days.I have drank so many peoples blood physically if you dont know. so you people are too small for me ok?" - The soulless dunce cap lad
"WE HAVE REALLY SUFFERED GREATLY ON THIS 23 HOURS TRIP FROM IBADAN TO YOLA AND FINALLY TO MADUGURI. IT WAS A SERIOUS TERIBLE JOURNEY." - Kenny the healer - aprox 2500 miles
"I have worn your soul and I will Auction it to the land of the dead before 2 weeks. I laugh at your stupidity. I shall drink my early morning tea with your skull in the land of the dead by two weeks from now" - Cassidy the photographer -
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YeaWhatever
Baiting Guru
Joined: 24 Oct 2005
Posts: 4188
Location: Secret Lair
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Wed Jul 19, 2006 3:08 pm |
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Our lad is now investigating the cost of hiring a boat, should the money somehow make it as far north as Nigeria which, of course, it will.
The next week and a half should be rather quiet for this bait as the money slowly works its way closer and closer to Nigeria. Frankly, I do not have that much to say to Okoma. He knows about GPS, he knows that we'll need a boat, and that's about it.
I guess the only thing that I can try to do from here is make him worry a little bit that I might simply strike a deal with a boat captain, and cut Okoma out all together. Perhaps this will keep him obedient. |
_________________ <a href="http://www.419eater.com/html/letters.htm" target="_blank">
<i>"I just want to know why."</i> - Koffi Kuku - The Road to Chad/Darfur
<i>"We are in Kampala."</i> - Bernard Martin - The Road to the Bwindi Impenetrable Forest
<i>"i have arrive safe in namibia"</i> - Tony Kalabi - The Road to the Skeleton Coast
<i>"he is in aswan"</i> - Larry Ken - The Road to Abu Sunbul
The Road to the Hot Zone</a>
<a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=89779" target="_blank"> The Making of a TWAT</a>
<a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=100535" target="_blank"> The Second Coming of TWAT</a>
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Nap Olean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 26 Oct 2004
Posts: 2300
Location: Latin America
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Wed Jul 19, 2006 4:01 pm |
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Having been in West Africa, I can tell you that newspapers in the region love to print cochamaney stories without verifying the facts. What if you sent him a copy of a newspaper article from a country close to Nigeria talking about how some rumour of a floating box of money is causing the local fishermen to abandon their trade and look for the box. You can add some gruesome details like 2 men were killed in a fight over a piece of debris that ended up containing [insert worthless item here]. What if the fishermen in Nigeria heard about it and the same thing happened there? Time is of the essence!!!! |
_________________ Fake banks Waterlooed: x54 x4 x25 x4
Alex Van Dijk: DEAR ASSHOLE, YOU SAID YOU SENT MONEY TO VAN DIJK BUT YOUR LITTLE BRAIN THAT HAS MADE YOU A STUPID MAN DOES NOT CALCULATE WELL . I STARTED REACHING YOU ARROUND FEBRUARY AND YOU SAID YOU SENT MONEY ON THE 25TH OF JANUARY. DONT U SEE THAT YOU ARE TOO DULL FOR THE FAST GAME YOU INTENDED PLAYING ASS HOLE F*** YA MAMA S PUSSYYYYYYYYYYYY HOOOOOOOO. |
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Big Worm
Elite Baiter
Joined: 31 May 2006
Posts: 1292
Location: Hole in the ground
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Wed Jul 19, 2006 4:06 pm |
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YeaWhatever
Baiting Guru
Joined: 24 Oct 2005
Posts: 4188
Location: Secret Lair
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Wed Jul 19, 2006 4:09 pm |
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^^^^^
That would be great. I am at work now and cannot make the article here. I trust your Photoshop skills to make it look great. I will send you the text for the article shortly. |
_________________ <a href="http://www.419eater.com/html/letters.htm" target="_blank">
<i>"I just want to know why."</i> - Koffi Kuku - The Road to Chad/Darfur
<i>"We are in Kampala."</i> - Bernard Martin - The Road to the Bwindi Impenetrable Forest
<i>"i have arrive safe in namibia"</i> - Tony Kalabi - The Road to the Skeleton Coast
<i>"he is in aswan"</i> - Larry Ken - The Road to Abu Sunbul
The Road to the Hot Zone</a>
<a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=89779" target="_blank"> The Making of a TWAT</a>
<a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=100535" target="_blank"> The Second Coming of TWAT</a>
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Roycropper
Baiting Guru
Joined: 14 Nov 2005
Posts: 7992
Location: Luxury Coffin
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Wed Jul 19, 2006 4:36 pm |
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@YW
Ive drafted a heads up to the editor of the Sunnewsonline, Lagos. Do you want me to send it?
Suitably vague of course, but enougfh to start a rumour. I could put a link to the sat tracker, but I can only see the sea, at any resolution. |
_________________ the European Union has bounced on our freckles
COULD YOU IMAGINE WHAT HAPPENED WHEN I WENT TO THE BANK
our Agent is Completely broke, pocketless and stranded
I WLL SEND AN AFRICA WITCH TO ATTACH YOU BASTARD
You go die like bird
i started shouting HALLELUJAGOBBLE but none of them notice me immediately police arrested me due to the shouting
f*ck u asshole ur damn mother will loose ur fcuking skull brain ur brain is nothing to compare with rat f*ck ur u
MY FRIEND ALEX WAS DETAINED IN POLICE STATION
I am not happy due to the question i answered at money office. Let me tell you do not play with me ok.
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YeaWhatever
Baiting Guru
Joined: 24 Oct 2005
Posts: 4188
Location: Secret Lair
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Wed Jul 19, 2006 4:45 pm |
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^^^^^
Yes, please!
I will also add another view to the GPS site so you can see where it is in relation to the mainland. |
_________________ <a href="http://www.419eater.com/html/letters.htm" target="_blank">
<i>"I just want to know why."</i> - Koffi Kuku - The Road to Chad/Darfur
<i>"We are in Kampala."</i> - Bernard Martin - The Road to the Bwindi Impenetrable Forest
<i>"i have arrive safe in namibia"</i> - Tony Kalabi - The Road to the Skeleton Coast
<i>"he is in aswan"</i> - Larry Ken - The Road to Abu Sunbul
The Road to the Hot Zone</a>
<a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=89779" target="_blank"> The Making of a TWAT</a>
<a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=100535" target="_blank"> The Second Coming of TWAT</a>
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Roycropper
Baiting Guru
Joined: 14 Nov 2005
Posts: 7992
Location: Luxury Coffin
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Wed Jul 19, 2006 5:06 pm |
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Sorted! One of my Church ladies has emailed the editor about wild rumours circulating among her staff.
I will watch the Daily Sun with baited breath... |
_________________ the European Union has bounced on our freckles
COULD YOU IMAGINE WHAT HAPPENED WHEN I WENT TO THE BANK
our Agent is Completely broke, pocketless and stranded
I WLL SEND AN AFRICA WITCH TO ATTACH YOU BASTARD
You go die like bird
i started shouting HALLELUJAGOBBLE but none of them notice me immediately police arrested me due to the shouting
f*ck u asshole ur damn mother will loose ur fcuking skull brain ur brain is nothing to compare with rat f*ck ur u
MY FRIEND ALEX WAS DETAINED IN POLICE STATION
I am not happy due to the question i answered at money office. Let me tell you do not play with me ok.
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YeaWhatever
Baiting Guru
Joined: 24 Oct 2005
Posts: 4188
Location: Secret Lair
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Thu Jul 20, 2006 12:58 pm |
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Here is a small part of a huge 5MB full frontpage scan of the Sunday Times provided by the very talented Big Worm. Obviously, the lad, and perhaps many others, will receive the big one.
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_________________ <a href="http://www.419eater.com/html/letters.htm" target="_blank">
<i>"I just want to know why."</i> - Koffi Kuku - The Road to Chad/Darfur
<i>"We are in Kampala."</i> - Bernard Martin - The Road to the Bwindi Impenetrable Forest
<i>"i have arrive safe in namibia"</i> - Tony Kalabi - The Road to the Skeleton Coast
<i>"he is in aswan"</i> - Larry Ken - The Road to Abu Sunbul
The Road to the Hot Zone</a>
<a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=89779" target="_blank"> The Making of a TWAT</a>
<a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=100535" target="_blank"> The Second Coming of TWAT</a>
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