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jojobean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Posts: 7586
Location: YOU WILL DRINK YOUR URINE IN A COMERCIAL BUS
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Mon Jul 17, 2006 2:19 pm |
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A cooperative effort between YeaWhatever, Big Worm and myself seems to be coming to fruition. This is based off of YW�s brilliant safari modality, with a few twists and turns along the way. Thousands of emails have been sent out, with very little results. However, it only takes one. And it seems like we have him.
This should be a safari of decent length- it is looking to be about 3,000 miles each way. It should be a pleasant trip, as the temperatures usually soar in the 100 degree range. For all of those who are so concerned about this lads well being, we will encourage him to drink the water from the Nile River if he gets thirsty.
Like his other safaris, we (YW) are going to try and keep updates on the site, so you can follow along.
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Christ Ghana-Chad
Miracle Benin-Chad
Omar Edo-Abeche
Adamu Lagos-Abeche
Emi - S Africa-Egypt-Sudan 10k miles
Chris Dakar-Niger-BF-Cameroon-Lagos-Mali-Nairobi 9.6k miles
Kevin Accra- BF x2, Togo x2, Kumasi x3, Bolgatanga, Benin City, Tamale x2 5k miles x 6
Kenny 3k miles- dont f*ck me up about the payment plz. i have a policy about that. I JUST GOT A SMALL GOAT TODAY AND ITS IN MY HOUSE NOW. i lobve the goat.
Ben 2.5k miles
Misc Germany-Holland, Atlanta, Beijing-ChangZhou, London-Glasgow, TIMBUKTU x 2
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Marvin
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Mon Jul 17, 2006 2:24 pm |
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Drink water from the Nile? YMBFJ! Hahahahahahahahahaha
SNAP!
Errr The last published email on July 12th is signed "Troy", how did he get from Namibia so quickly! Careful guys .... |
_________________ Marvin "Your Plastic Moron Who's Fun To Be With."
I'm just a stupid troll.
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GoldDalek
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 25 Feb 2006
Posts: 663
Location: Back after a while away
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Mon Jul 17, 2006 2:30 pm |
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Oh no, not a another epic safari to keep an eye on!!
Just as a side note, in the last email from Sal, it was signed Troy (McClure I'm guessing from YW's other safari). Was that deliberate? |
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jojobean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Posts: 7586
Location: YOU WILL DRINK YOUR URINE IN A COMERCIAL BUS
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Mon Jul 17, 2006 2:38 pm |
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No. It was not deliberate. But if he asks, we can tell him that Troy is a nickname for Trevor, which is Sal T Kum�s middle name. I don�t think he will notice. That email was sent last week and I believe he has emailed since, without mentioning it. Thanks for the catch though.
And Marvin- do you have a problem with me telling him to drink of the wonderful Nile water?
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Christ Ghana-Chad
Miracle Benin-Chad
Omar Edo-Abeche
Adamu Lagos-Abeche
Emi - S Africa-Egypt-Sudan 10k miles
Chris Dakar-Niger-BF-Cameroon-Lagos-Mali-Nairobi 9.6k miles
Kevin Accra- BF x2, Togo x2, Kumasi x3, Bolgatanga, Benin City, Tamale x2 5k miles x 6
Kenny 3k miles- dont f*ck me up about the payment plz. i have a policy about that. I JUST GOT A SMALL GOAT TODAY AND ITS IN MY HOUSE NOW. i lobve the goat.
Ben 2.5k miles
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Big Worm
Elite Baiter
Joined: 31 May 2006
Posts: 1292
Location: Hole in the ground
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Mon Jul 17, 2006 2:43 pm |
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jojobean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Posts: 7586
Location: YOU WILL DRINK YOUR URINE IN A COMERCIAL BUS
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Mon Jul 17, 2006 2:48 pm |
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Actually, most of it was YW�s writing and his brilliant modality. I supplied the email address, location and basic story line. He has been filling in most of the blanks from there. I do believe it was your ASEM that caught this lad though. Mine were all coming up empty. |
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Christ Ghana-Chad
Miracle Benin-Chad
Omar Edo-Abeche
Adamu Lagos-Abeche
Emi - S Africa-Egypt-Sudan 10k miles
Chris Dakar-Niger-BF-Cameroon-Lagos-Mali-Nairobi 9.6k miles
Kevin Accra- BF x2, Togo x2, Kumasi x3, Bolgatanga, Benin City, Tamale x2 5k miles x 6
Kenny 3k miles- dont f*ck me up about the payment plz. i have a policy about that. I JUST GOT A SMALL GOAT TODAY AND ITS IN MY HOUSE NOW. i lobve the goat.
Ben 2.5k miles
Misc Germany-Holland, Atlanta, Beijing-ChangZhou, London-Glasgow, TIMBUKTU x 2 |
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KeyserSoze
Elite Baiter
Joined: 06 Dec 2005
Posts: 1138
Location: Debo's pigeon coop
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Mon Jul 17, 2006 2:55 pm |
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This is going to be great. But maybe you should try to convince the oga to go himself, instead of him sending one of his little cronies. |
_________________ "I was the head of the dradded occult menber in my university days.I have drank so many peoples blood physically if you dont know. so you people are too small for me ok?" - The soulless dunce cap lad
"WE HAVE REALLY SUFFERED GREATLY ON THIS 23 HOURS TRIP FROM IBADAN TO YOLA AND FINALLY TO MADUGURI. IT WAS A SERIOUS TERIBLE JOURNEY." - Kenny the healer - aprox 2500 miles
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windypops
Baiting Guru
Joined: 25 Jan 2005
Posts: 6059
Location: Planet X
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Mon Jul 17, 2006 2:57 pm |
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Another lad who wants to send an associate. Why don't these lazy bastards ever do anything for themselves? |
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BRUIN
Baiting Guru
Joined: 10 Apr 2006
Posts: 11329
Location: Somewhere over the rainbow
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Mon Jul 17, 2006 2:58 pm |
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Jojo - See if you can get a picture of your lad posing with a hippopatomous in the Nile. I hear they are very docile this time of year, and enjoy being scratched behind the ears.
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Roycropper
Baiting Guru
Joined: 14 Nov 2005
Posts: 7992
Location: Luxury Coffin
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Mon Jul 17, 2006 3:08 pm |
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Good luck dudes! You probably won't need it though, your skill is in the setup and YW's inbuilt numpty filter.
Tell him sun hats are forbidden in Egypt, for religious regions. |
_________________ the European Union has bounced on our freckles
COULD YOU IMAGINE WHAT HAPPENED WHEN I WENT TO THE BANK
our Agent is Completely broke, pocketless and stranded
I WLL SEND AN AFRICA WITCH TO ATTACH YOU BASTARD
You go die like bird
i started shouting HALLELUJAGOBBLE but none of them notice me immediately police arrested me due to the shouting
f*ck u asshole ur damn mother will loose ur fcuking skull brain ur brain is nothing to compare with rat f*ck ur u
MY FRIEND ALEX WAS DETAINED IN POLICE STATION
I am not happy due to the question i answered at money office. Let me tell you do not play with me ok.
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Marvin
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Joined: 20 Aug 2005
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Mon Jul 17, 2006 3:29 pm |
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jojobean wrote: |
And Marvin- do you have a problem with me telling him to drink of the wonderful Nile water?
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No. no I'm sure it's perfectly fine fresh drinking water .... well the nile crocodiles certainly seem to thrive in it! |
_________________ Marvin "Your Plastic Moron Who's Fun To Be With."
I'm just a stupid troll. |
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persephone
Baiting Guru
Joined: 05 Jun 2006
Posts: 2846
Location: land of cloggies
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Mon Jul 17, 2006 3:37 pm |
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OH NO! I am still aching from laughing over the last few safaris. I'd better call in sick, I might not survive this one! |
_________________ a strange idiot tracked you down on arrival you moved with him like a christmas goat to a strange hell hotel and gave him paper or what you call money my ass. - J3ff Rich4rds
14 months and counting
I HAVE SEEN THAT YOU LOVE DOG SEX, LET ME KNOW WHEN YOU CAN COME TO AFRICA I WILL TAKE CARE OF YOUR HOTEL EXPENSES AT LEAST TO SATISFY THE DOG'S URGE - some banker
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YeaWhatever
Baiting Guru
Joined: 24 Oct 2005
Posts: 4188
Location: Secret Lair
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Mon Jul 17, 2006 3:43 pm |
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When I signed Troy's name, that was a total mistake. Sometimes I forget who the hell I am supposed to be and just write stuff. I need to be much more careful about this. The lad has since written back without mention of the accidental name change so, no harm done.
Jojo or BW, perhaps you should be the main point-of-contact for a while, now that this guy seems pretty well hooked. |
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Marvin
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Mon Jul 17, 2006 3:46 pm |
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If I make a mistake it's the lads fault SLAP! |
_________________ Marvin "Your Plastic Moron Who's Fun To Be With."
I'm just a stupid troll. |
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sheila_blyge
Master Baiter
Joined: 28 Mar 2006
Posts: 219
Location: Doing my worst with NN to a tied up JM under the watchful eye of the Teacup!
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Mon Jul 17, 2006 3:51 pm |
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Jojo, you sly dog!!!
This is looking very, very good
There are a lot of evil spirits in Egypt, you know, and just think about all the weird and unfortunate things that have befallen those who meddle in ancient matters!
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jojobean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Posts: 7586
Location: YOU WILL DRINK YOUR URINE IN A COMERCIAL BUS
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Mon Jul 17, 2006 4:49 pm |
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I�ll be glad to take over emailing the lad YW. I'll let you guys know if I am going to be out or anything.
I have a feeling that it may be the Evil Spirits who accidentally kick the money into the Nile River. Luckily, the Nile flows North, so the lad will be getting farther and farther away from home. But I have a feeling the local wildlife will be of help. If the Lion King has taught me anything, and it has, it is that African wildlife is a very tight group, willing to help each other out.
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well the nile crocodiles certainly seem to thrive in it! |
Marvin, excellent point! If they can survive on it, I am sure it will do a mugu body well. |
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Christ Ghana-Chad
Miracle Benin-Chad
Omar Edo-Abeche
Adamu Lagos-Abeche
Emi - S Africa-Egypt-Sudan 10k miles
Chris Dakar-Niger-BF-Cameroon-Lagos-Mali-Nairobi 9.6k miles
Kevin Accra- BF x2, Togo x2, Kumasi x3, Bolgatanga, Benin City, Tamale x2 5k miles x 6
Kenny 3k miles- dont f*ck me up about the payment plz. i have a policy about that. I JUST GOT A SMALL GOAT TODAY AND ITS IN MY HOUSE NOW. i lobve the goat.
Ben 2.5k miles
Misc Germany-Holland, Atlanta, Beijing-ChangZhou, London-Glasgow, TIMBUKTU x 2 |
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Rayy Ling
Master Baiter
Joined: 29 Mar 2006
Posts: 115
Location: Mychair, Dorset
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Mon Jul 17, 2006 5:22 pm |
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You are so rude to your lads
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Stop calling me "Daddy"! I am not capable of fathering a complete and total idiot like you. I have taken smarter shits than you. |
She may be a little slow, but her looks will carry her through life....
or maybe not......... |
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Me-Where on earth did you get the price of $275?
George Osawa-Sorry that was a typo error .I am willing to buy the car for �22000 |
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SilverShadow
Master Baiter
Joined: 06 Jun 2006
Posts: 112
Location: Up North Somewhere
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Mon Jul 17, 2006 5:40 pm |
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Here we go again, 2 safaris on the go at once, brilliant! |
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Canadon Alfa
419Eater is my life
Joined: 20 Apr 2006
Posts: 293
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Mon Jul 17, 2006 7:21 pm |
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I have to keep up with another safari?!?!!
I might as well cancel my Netflix subscription. Reading YW's baits takes up most of my free time. |
_________________ "You will not end this life in a happy mode.." --Da Barrister
"I pray that the gorillas will not destroy the slip i.e. the customers copy." -- Div1ne Ok0ye
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Roycropper
Baiting Guru
Joined: 14 Nov 2005
Posts: 7992
Location: Luxury Coffin
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Mon Jul 17, 2006 8:02 pm |
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2 safaris on the go at once |
How about setting one up where two mugus meet each other in a remote place, coming from different directions, both thinking the other is going to be Troy McLure/the man with the loot? |
_________________ the European Union has bounced on our freckles
COULD YOU IMAGINE WHAT HAPPENED WHEN I WENT TO THE BANK
our Agent is Completely broke, pocketless and stranded
I WLL SEND AN AFRICA WITCH TO ATTACH YOU BASTARD
You go die like bird
i started shouting HALLELUJAGOBBLE but none of them notice me immediately police arrested me due to the shouting
f*ck u asshole ur damn mother will loose ur fcuking skull brain ur brain is nothing to compare with rat f*ck ur u
MY FRIEND ALEX WAS DETAINED IN POLICE STATION
I am not happy due to the question i answered at money office. Let me tell you do not play with me ok.
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Nap Olean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 26 Oct 2004
Posts: 2300
Location: Latin America
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Mon Jul 17, 2006 8:16 pm |
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jojobean wrote: |
Luckily, the Nile flows North, so the lad will be getting farther and farther away from home. |
I assume the lad will be tagged with a GPS device that indicates his position? Somebody, call Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom. Marlin Perkins, calling Marlin Perkins...... |
_________________ Fake banks Waterlooed: x54 x4 x25 x4
Alex Van Dijk: DEAR ASSHOLE, YOU SAID YOU SENT MONEY TO VAN DIJK BUT YOUR LITTLE BRAIN THAT HAS MADE YOU A STUPID MAN DOES NOT CALCULATE WELL . I STARTED REACHING YOU ARROUND FEBRUARY AND YOU SAID YOU SENT MONEY ON THE 25TH OF JANUARY. DONT U SEE THAT YOU ARE TOO DULL FOR THE FAST GAME YOU INTENDED PLAYING ASS HOLE F*** YA MAMA S PUSSYYYYYYYYYYYY HOOOOOOOO. |
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jazz_trpt
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Joined: 30 Jun 2006
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Mon Jul 17, 2006 8:26 pm |
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I wonder if the two GPS devices will cross paths...! |
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jose_cuervo
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Mar 2006
Posts: 8175
Location: Packing Vaseline in my frilly boots, I can’t help if it gets in other places.
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Mon Jul 17, 2006 9:59 pm |
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I can see it now!
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Big Worm
Elite Baiter
Joined: 31 May 2006
Posts: 1292
Location: Hole in the ground
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Mon Jul 17, 2006 10:16 pm |
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I sent Larry an email which basically reiterated GPS technology and the gpsflight website with the proper tracking password that points to Egypt.
I believe YW is looking for some possible places for Larry's cohort to rent a satellite phone. I did some research on the possibility of renting or buying a transmitter so that we can all watch him in real-time during the last (and most difficult) leg of the safari. So far, it doesn't look promising. The coverage is spotty.
There is one lead that I got awhile back when YW first asked me to research and I am going to pursue that tomorrow. There is one company that manufactures a portable unit that might work in some areas and also has a web interface so we can all go online and watch. The coverage will be the deciding factor however.
There is also one other unit I saw that apparently works very well in Africa but the information is very vague and I would have to call customer service somewhere in India to figure out logistics
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_________________ TWAT for Dummies <----READ IT!
(One Collaborative Super Safari to Egypt!)
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Nap Olean
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Joined: 26 Oct 2004
Posts: 2300
Location: Latin America
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Mon Jul 17, 2006 10:55 pm |
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Nice chop jc |
_________________ Fake banks Waterlooed: x54 x4 x25 x4
Alex Van Dijk: DEAR ASSHOLE, YOU SAID YOU SENT MONEY TO VAN DIJK BUT YOUR LITTLE BRAIN THAT HAS MADE YOU A STUPID MAN DOES NOT CALCULATE WELL . I STARTED REACHING YOU ARROUND FEBRUARY AND YOU SAID YOU SENT MONEY ON THE 25TH OF JANUARY. DONT U SEE THAT YOU ARE TOO DULL FOR THE FAST GAME YOU INTENDED PLAYING ASS HOLE F*** YA MAMA S PUSSYYYYYYYYYYYY HOOOOOOOO. |
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