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YeaWhatever
Baiting Guru
Joined: 24 Oct 2005
Posts: 4188
Location: Secret Lair
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Sat Jul 15, 2006 12:32 pm |
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Ooops. It looks like there is a problem. Charles tells me that the money is missing and appears to be in the water. I have an IM session going as I write this. I will begin posting this conversation immediately. |
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Mike
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 30 Nov 2003
Posts: 721
Location: Dublin, Ireland
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Sat Jul 15, 2006 12:37 pm |
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Oh no!! How could this have happened? Good thing you're on IM and not the phone. I for one would *not* be able to control my hysterical laughter! |
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With your behavior I don't think that I will work with you. We are talking of money and with your altitude if I transfer this fund in your personal account you will seat on top of this money.
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YeaWhatever
Baiting Guru
Joined: 24 Oct 2005
Posts: 4188
Location: Secret Lair
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Sat Jul 15, 2006 12:42 pm |
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Me neither. Plus the fact that I have four kids sitting here watching all this laughing hysterically while my wife just sits there shaking her head, would make talking on the phone impossible.
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Charles Oshodi: hello
me: what's up?
Sent at 7:29 AM on Saturday
Charles Oshodi: the box is not there
me: what?!?!?!
Charles Oshodi: it fell in the water
tony cant see it
me: what do you mean it fell in?
did Tony drop it?
Charles Oshodi: no
it was already there
Sent at 7:34 AM on Saturday
me: don't worry. The box floats.
Plus, the current will not wash it out farther.
Charles Oshodi: how do you know?
me: I live here. I surf here. It is impossible for it to get pushed out to sea.
me: Can he see it?
Charles Oshodi: no
yes. i see where its going
me: Are you able to track it OK?
Charles Oshodi: thats what i mean. i can track it.
me: Can Tony swim?
Charles Oshodi: dunno
Sent at 7:44 AM on Saturday
me: Make sure that he does not leave. There is over $600K in the bag.
Charles Oshodi: how much?
me: $600,000.00
You knew that, right?
Charles Oshodi: no |
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<i>"I just want to know why."</i> - Koffi Kuku - The Road to Chad/Darfur
<i>"We are in Kampala."</i> - Bernard Martin - The Road to the Bwindi Impenetrable Forest
<i>"i have arrive safe in namibia"</i> - Tony Kalabi - The Road to the Skeleton Coast
<i>"he is in aswan"</i> - Larry Ken - The Road to Abu Sunbul
The Road to the Hot Zone</a>
<a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=89779" target="_blank"> The Making of a TWAT</a>
<a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=100535" target="_blank"> The Second Coming of TWAT</a>
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Mike
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 30 Nov 2003
Posts: 721
Location: Dublin, Ireland
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Sat Jul 15, 2006 1:04 pm |
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me: $600,000.00
You knew that, right?
Charles Oshodi: no |
Well, well, well.....  |
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With your behavior I don't think that I will work with you. We are talking of money and with your altitude if I transfer this fund in your personal account you will seat on top of this money.
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lexy
Wannabe Baiter
Joined: 31 May 2006
Posts: 81
Location: EU
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Sat Jul 15, 2006 1:05 pm |
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I guess each meter of a swimming safary should be equeal to 1000 m of walking safary... It should pimp up the safary index drastically  |
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YeaWhatever
Baiting Guru
Joined: 24 Oct 2005
Posts: 4188
Location: Secret Lair
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Sat Jul 15, 2006 1:07 pm |
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me: Are you there?
Charles Oshodi: yes
me: What's he doing?
Charles Oshodi: trying to find the box
what did you think?
me: Hey, don't get snippy.
I was just wondering.
Can I talk to him?
Charles Oshodi: sorry
me: ?
Charles Oshodi: i am not mad
me: OK
Charles Oshodi: he is mad at you
me: Who?
Charles Oshodi: tony
me: Can I talk to him?
Charles Oshodi: i dont think so
me: why not?
Charles Oshodi: he wont
me: Look, I did not mean for the box to land in the water.
It was really dark when I put it there.
I did not see how close I was to the water
It seemed farther away to me
Charles Oshodi: its ok
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<i>"I just want to know why."</i> - Koffi Kuku - The Road to Chad/Darfur
<i>"We are in Kampala."</i> - Bernard Martin - The Road to the Bwindi Impenetrable Forest
<i>"i have arrive safe in namibia"</i> - Tony Kalabi - The Road to the Skeleton Coast
<i>"he is in aswan"</i> - Larry Ken - The Road to Abu Sunbul
The Road to the Hot Zone</a>
<a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=89779" target="_blank"> The Making of a TWAT</a>
<a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=100535" target="_blank"> The Second Coming of TWAT</a>
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JR_JR
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 13 Jul 2006
Posts: 18
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Sat Jul 15, 2006 1:11 pm |
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Shouldn't the bag get just a little bit nearer the shore for poor tony... then those pesky currents draw it away again.... |
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windypops
Baiting Guru
Joined: 25 Jan 2005
Posts: 6059
Location: Planet X
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Sat Jul 15, 2006 1:12 pm |
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I hope he goes in after it!... Sat phone + sea water = $$$$ repair bill |
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YeaWhatever
Baiting Guru
Joined: 24 Oct 2005
Posts: 4188
Location: Secret Lair
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Sat Jul 15, 2006 1:14 pm |
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me: The box is moving north.
Tell him to get ahead of it.
Charles Oshodi: i did
its moving fast
me: I saw that. |
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<i>"I just want to know why."</i> - Koffi Kuku - The Road to Chad/Darfur
<i>"We are in Kampala."</i> - Bernard Martin - The Road to the Bwindi Impenetrable Forest
<i>"i have arrive safe in namibia"</i> - Tony Kalabi - The Road to the Skeleton Coast
<i>"he is in aswan"</i> - Larry Ken - The Road to Abu Sunbul
The Road to the Hot Zone</a>
<a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=89779" target="_blank"> The Making of a TWAT</a>
<a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=100535" target="_blank"> The Second Coming of TWAT</a>
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persephone
Baiting Guru
Joined: 05 Jun 2006
Posts: 2846
Location: land of cloggies
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Sat Jul 15, 2006 1:15 pm |
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This is wonderful! Do they by any chance have a camera with them? To show you there really is no box to be found, otherwise you will think they kept the money for themselves. Pictures needed! |
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a strange idiot tracked you down on arrival you moved with him like a christmas goat to a strange hell hotel and gave him paper or what you call money my ass. - J3ff Rich4rds
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windypops
Baiting Guru
Joined: 25 Jan 2005
Posts: 6059
Location: Planet X
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Sat Jul 15, 2006 1:19 pm |
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I tell you what would be hilarious...If a bit of flotsam drifted into view about 1/2 mile out. If there is a god of baiting, we could do with some intervention right now.  |
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YeaWhatever
Baiting Guru
Joined: 24 Oct 2005
Posts: 4188
Location: Secret Lair
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Sat Jul 15, 2006 1:27 pm |
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Okoma is not at all happy. 
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YOU STUPID FOOL PUT THE MONEY NEAR THE WATER. HOW IS TONY GOING TO GET THE MONEY? I TRUSTED THAT YOU HAD BRAINS AND I SEE THAT YOU ARE JUST STUPID. THIS WAS A BAD IDEA
TO INVOLVE MYSELF WITH YOU. I WANT YOU GET GO AND HELP TONY GET THE MONEY NOW. YOU CAN DRIVE BACK TO HELP AND BRING YOUR SURF BOARD TO GET THE MONEY. |
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<i>"I just want to know why."</i> - Koffi Kuku - The Road to Chad/Darfur
<i>"We are in Kampala."</i> - Bernard Martin - The Road to the Bwindi Impenetrable Forest
<i>"i have arrive safe in namibia"</i> - Tony Kalabi - The Road to the Skeleton Coast
<i>"he is in aswan"</i> - Larry Ken - The Road to Abu Sunbul
The Road to the Hot Zone</a>
<a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=89779" target="_blank"> The Making of a TWAT</a>
<a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=100535" target="_blank"> The Second Coming of TWAT</a>
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Mike
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 30 Nov 2003
Posts: 721
Location: Dublin, Ireland
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Sat Jul 15, 2006 1:29 pm |
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^^^ Bwahahahaha..... surf board......
Edit: is it just my imagination, or is the box starting to drift slightly inshore a few miles futher north? |
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With your behavior I don't think that I will work with you. We are talking of money and with your altitude if I transfer this fund in your personal account you will seat on top of this money.
Last edited by Mike on Sat Jul 15, 2006 1:32 pm; edited 1 time in total |
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Mckitten
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 20 Jun 2006
Posts: 39
Location: UK
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Sat Jul 15, 2006 1:31 pm |
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| YOU CAN DRIVE BACK TO HELP AND BRING YOUR SURF BOARD TO GET THE MONEY. |
LOL!!! |
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windypops
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Joined: 25 Jan 2005
Posts: 6059
Location: Planet X
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Sat Jul 15, 2006 1:34 pm |
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Then it would be a Surfing safari! |
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YeaWhatever
Baiting Guru
Joined: 24 Oct 2005
Posts: 4188
Location: Secret Lair
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Sat Jul 15, 2006 1:34 pm |
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Sent at 8:11 AM on Saturday
me: You still there?
Charles Oshodi: yes
me: Can he see the box yet?
Charles Oshodi: no
he turned off the phone
me: Why?
Charles Oshodi: dont know
me: He's going to keep trying, right?
Charles Oshodi: yes |
In about an hour, I have to bring my 5 year old horseback riding. I think that is when the satellite network experiences a failure. |
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<a href="http://www.419eater.com/html/letters.htm" target="_blank">
<i>"I just want to know why."</i> - Koffi Kuku - The Road to Chad/Darfur
<i>"We are in Kampala."</i> - Bernard Martin - The Road to the Bwindi Impenetrable Forest
<i>"i have arrive safe in namibia"</i> - Tony Kalabi - The Road to the Skeleton Coast
<i>"he is in aswan"</i> - Larry Ken - The Road to Abu Sunbul
The Road to the Hot Zone</a>
<a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=89779" target="_blank"> The Making of a TWAT</a>
<a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=100535" target="_blank"> The Second Coming of TWAT</a>
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YeaWhatever
Baiting Guru
Joined: 24 Oct 2005
Posts: 4188
Location: Secret Lair
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Sat Jul 15, 2006 2:01 pm |
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Well, I've got to get myself cleaned up and out of here. The satellite network is experiencing a temporary problem. We'll just have to let the lads sit and wonder for a while. |
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<a href="http://www.419eater.com/html/letters.htm" target="_blank">
<i>"I just want to know why."</i> - Koffi Kuku - The Road to Chad/Darfur
<i>"We are in Kampala."</i> - Bernard Martin - The Road to the Bwindi Impenetrable Forest
<i>"i have arrive safe in namibia"</i> - Tony Kalabi - The Road to the Skeleton Coast
<i>"he is in aswan"</i> - Larry Ken - The Road to Abu Sunbul
The Road to the Hot Zone</a>
<a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=89779" target="_blank"> The Making of a TWAT</a>
<a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=100535" target="_blank"> The Second Coming of TWAT</a>
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Mike
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 30 Nov 2003
Posts: 721
Location: Dublin, Ireland
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Sat Jul 15, 2006 2:04 pm |
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Enjoy! I'm sure that, after the brief intermission, we'll all enjoy the next installment. |
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With your behavior I don't think that I will work with you. We are talking of money and with your altitude if I transfer this fund in your personal account you will seat on top of this money.
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PowderedMilkMan
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Joined: 09 Jul 2006
Posts: 23
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Sat Jul 15, 2006 2:07 pm |
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me: He's going to keep trying, right?
Charles Oshodi: yes |
"The important thing, children, is to never give up!"
I wonder if the lads are this determined to achieve their other life goals. |
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Mckitten
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 20 Jun 2006
Posts: 39
Location: UK
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Sat Jul 15, 2006 2:14 pm |
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Well, at least they are dumb enough to chase/swim after a floating trunkbox.
I think the question is not whether can tony swim but rather can he swim fast enough to get the box And avoid the sharks?? |
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pug
Master Baiter
Joined: 01 Mar 2006
Posts: 198
Location: Just to the left of things . . .
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Sat Jul 15, 2006 2:41 pm |
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Love it! Absolutely love it!! This would also make a good movie, but one of those really frustrating ones that I hate to watch. Like "Trains, planes and automobiles" maybe??
It sure would be a shame if that nice sat phone or the GPS got ruined. He can always pay for the repairs out of the money in the trunk box, though, right? |
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Les Noise
Elite Baiter
Joined: 06 Mar 2006
Posts: 1098
Location: Behind the fridge
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Sat Jul 15, 2006 3:02 pm |
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FUCK YOU AND UR PAYMENT I GUSS YOU ARE A BIG FOOL
GO FUCK UR MAMA PUSSY SHIT
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I believe when you received your payout you will compensate me.... .. Sure Will..
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Kryton
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 02 Jul 2006
Posts: 78
Location: Northern hemisphere (or was it Southern?)
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Sat Jul 15, 2006 3:16 pm |
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Ohno.... Network Error damn
An  just occured to me.
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and I just binned it - was out for a few hours and didnt catch up on the events |
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vexorg
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 29 Jun 2006
Posts: 9
Location: Atlanta, GA
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Sat Jul 15, 2006 3:55 pm |
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Hmmm, a movie about this safari you say......well, I know of one guy who could do the trailer promo for it!
http://www.donlafontaine.com/
If you're American...you're VERY familiar with his voice! Dunno if our friends on the other side of the pond are familiar with this "Voice of God" talent.......... |
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Ginger Head
Elite Baiter
Joined: 03 Jan 2006
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Sat Jul 15, 2006 4:02 pm |
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 Superb.
It never seemed possible that it could keep on getting better.
We need to raise funds for an Onsafari X Prize for the first person to get a mugu in space. |
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