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Big Worm
Elite Baiter
Joined: 31 May 2006
Posts: 1292
Location: Hole in the ground
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Thu Jul 13, 2006 12:39 am |
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Hello my lovely Mike!
I am very glad that you have not forgotten the girl!!!
Forgive that I for a long time did not write to you!!
Lovely, I week laid with temperature, I have caught a cold!
Now I feel much better!
I very much love you and I miss on you!!!
Lovely, my photos without clothes are still necessary for you!!
I very much would would like to be with you, to love you!!
I very much want to kiss passionately at a meeting you on the mouth, I very much want to love you!!!!
I shall save the energy that at a meeting to give you all itself to beds!!!!
I very passionate, I hope you can satisfy long time me in bed!!!???
I love different poses in sex, I would like as it is possible to be engaged is more often in sex, some times in day!!!
I very much love different kinds of sex, it is pleasant to me when the penis enters to me in the priest!!!!
I so do not have not enough man's caress, tenderness and care, sex!!! I LOVE SEX!!!!!!!!!!
I madly would like to be engaged with you sex, wild and passionate sex, I dream of it!!!!!
I would like to be engaged in sex all the night long and all the day long!!!!
Lovely, I like to see when the man is satisfied with sex with me!!!!!!
But when both are satisfied, it is fine!!!!! =)
I am confident that could to satisfy you, you will be pleased with me!!!!!!!!
I wait for your letter, my sexual the man!
Yours Tanya |
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The Terminator
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 04 May 2006
Posts: 631
Location: Lurking In Shadows
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Thu Jul 13, 2006 1:32 am |
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I very much love different kinds of sex, it is pleasant to me when the penis
enters to me in the priest |
I thought I knew all the body parts .. 
Is this alien sex, or a bonus hole I never knew about? .. 
I asked my wife, she just looked at me funny and walked out of the room !! ..  |
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Why do you waste mi time, I have all the time in the world .... Barrister Mohammad
I want to assure you that this transaction is legal, I have contacted my attorney and also
my boss Mr Mikhail Khodorkovsky who has recently been imprisoned .... Mr. Igor Ivanov
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I want a rose .... 
Don't be sad, here's a rose for you-lotta .... 
Thank You Lotta - I Shall Cherish It Forever ....  |
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rumbero
Baiting Guru
Joined: 06 Jun 2006
Posts: 3677
Location: All the Salsa Night Clubs
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Thu Jul 13, 2006 3:31 am |
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A very, very horny girl. Suggest she buy the kamasruta book |
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ocean
Wannabe Baiter
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 96
Location: Santa Rosita
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Thu Jul 13, 2006 4:39 am |
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you mean she's not a virgin? |
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Stepan Fetchit
Elite Baiter
Joined: 09 Nov 2005
Posts: 1977
Location: Anywhere but squaresville, man
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Thu Jul 13, 2006 6:06 am |
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Talk about oral sex. You can get some funny qoutes.
Would a russian jewish scammer call that part her 'rabbi'?
The term I most frequently see used for private parts by the scammers is 'leather'. |
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wayne
Account closed at users request
Joined: 05 Dec 2005
Posts: 3630
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Thu Jul 13, 2006 8:37 am |
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Mystery solved. I had the same letter and asked what it meant
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Lovely, you have not correctly understood me,
I spoke about that that to me to like when your member enters into me, in my ass !!! |
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Tommo Shanter
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Jan 2006
Posts: 5378
Location: Whom the gods would destroy, they first make mad. - Euripides
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Thu Jul 13, 2006 9:39 am |
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I'd slap her for all those fecking exclamation marks!!
They get right on my nerves, they do.
TS |
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"You need to visit a good psychiatrist very fast, because some nuts are missing from your brain." - PROF.SOLUDO
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"note i can still change my mind to blow you off and whenever" - T0ny 'The Killerman' Erik
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wayne
Account closed at users request
Joined: 05 Dec 2005
Posts: 3630
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Thu Jul 13, 2006 9:44 am |
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Vlads use exclaimation marks a lot. Some of them use them A LOT!!!!!!!! After every sentence!!!!!!!! It drives me nuts!!!!!!!!!
I wonder how @$$hole could have translated to priest |
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Tommo Shanter
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Jan 2006
Posts: 5378
Location: Whom the gods would destroy, they first make mad. - Euripides
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Thu Jul 13, 2006 10:02 am |
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| I wonder how @$$hole could have translated to priest |
I think its Vlad rhyming slang - a bit like Cockney rhyming slang but without the rhyming, ie priest hole = ar$ehole, err, maybe not!!!!
tS |
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£1,052,334.30 (=US$2,121,125.60) lads fake cheques out of circulation (at 11/6/2008)
x135 (at 26/9/2008) x138
"i see your not interested in the transaction but catching your fun, calling names and my muckery of me." - Usman Bello
"You need to visit a good psychiatrist very fast, because some nuts are missing from your brain." - PROF.SOLUDO
"...it is very important you forward the your cycling proficiency certificate which by right belongs to you." - Prof Charles Soludo.
"note i can still change my mind to blow you off and whenever" - T0ny 'The Killerman' Erik
YOUR GENERATION WILL ROAST IN ABSTRACT POVERTY,BASTARD IDIOT -Daniel Mensah
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Carrott
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 12 Jan 2006
Posts: 43
Location: Sat on the right
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Thu Jul 13, 2006 10:21 pm |
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| I wonder how @$$hole could have translated to priest |
Wonder if this is the origin of the term holy f**k |
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fat_raccoon
Wannabe Baiter
Joined: 18 Jul 2006
Posts: 95
Location: Across the road from your house...
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Wed Jul 19, 2006 6:08 am |
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| Big Worm wrote: |
| I love different poses in sex, I would like as it is possible to be engaged is more often in sex, some times in day!!! |
Sex in the day time? That's just crazy enough to work! |
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Connie L. Gus
Moderator
Joined: 07 Oct 2005
Posts: 7243
Location: Somewhere over the rainbow
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Wed Jul 19, 2006 5:42 pm |
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^^^Sex in the day? This means she's not married.
I remember being single and having sex day and night, everywhere. After getting married it was only at night everywhere. After a year it was only in the house anywhere, then only in the bedroom. Now we have hallway sex. We pass each other in the hallway and say F**K-you, yeah F**K-you too. |
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JoeTam
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Joined: 16 Nov 2005
Posts: 2153
Location: Pulling foil arrows out of my head.
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Sat Jul 22, 2006 5:16 am |
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Sounds like German prOn, with the priest and all. Hope this isn't too off colour. If so, I'll remove it. |
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Your moms pu$$! smokes ciggarettes, she whistles in the stadium with your Papa's D!@K.
Nwokeke.
I went to bank. they call police, why you do this to me? I canntsend you anything now.
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The Terminator
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 04 May 2006
Posts: 631
Location: Lurking In Shadows
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Sat Jul 22, 2006 3:27 pm |
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Now we have hallway sex. We pass each other in the hallway and say
F**K-you, yeah F**K-you too |
They call that "Oral Sex" ..  |
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Why do you waste mi time, I have all the time in the world .... Barrister Mohammad
I want to assure you that this transaction is legal, I have contacted my attorney and also
my boss Mr Mikhail Khodorkovsky who has recently been imprisoned .... Mr. Igor Ivanov
x4 - Number of lads presenting me forged police documents
I want a rose ....
Don't be sad, here's a rose for you-lotta ....
Thank You Lotta - I Shall Cherish It Forever .... |
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devil21
Master Baiter
Joined: 24 Jul 2006
Posts: 198
Location: Chillin right here with a beer
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Mon Jul 24, 2006 9:09 pm |
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I might think the priest reference is a slam at the catholic church? The whole little boy molestation thing. I could be wrong but it makes sense to me. |
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