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fengibbon
419Eater is my life
Joined: 07 Feb 2005
Posts: 262
Location: � Soy Aqui !
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Tue Jul 04, 2006 10:40 pm |
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yeaWhatever?
Do you take safari requests?
I am getting married in September, and would like something memorable........ (other than a mugu crashing the reception!!!!) |
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CamBates
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 05 Apr 2006
Posts: 51
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Tue Jul 04, 2006 11:34 pm |
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sweet! I can't wait (yet again)
And my compliments on the high production values once again |
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Big Worm
Elite Baiter
Joined: 31 May 2006
Posts: 1292
Location: Hole in the ground
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Tue Jul 04, 2006 11:55 pm |
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Raoul Duke
419Eater is my life
Joined: 31 May 2006
Posts: 383
Location: Bat Country, Kingdom of Fear
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Wed Jul 05, 2006 12:10 am |
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Pure, unadulterated genius! |
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PsycheDelia_Smith
Baiting Guru
Joined: 30 Oct 2004
Posts: 3577
Location: Devon, UK
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Wed Jul 05, 2006 7:07 am |
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He'll need to write "PWN3D" in the sand in massive letters, so the helicopter can spot him. |
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Hugh Jundys
Master Baiter
Joined: 27 Feb 2006
Posts: 236
Location: orbiting a black hole
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Wed Jul 05, 2006 7:44 am |
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And this time, hopefully the travelers will get themselves a GPS to find your correct location among other things. A GPS we can use to see them move! Bwa ha ha ha ha!
Go YW!
If you really pull this one off (and I can't see why you won't) I can't wait to see the next one...Eritrea, perhaps?
But I know I'm jumping the gun on that one, as the referee still has the start pistol in his pocket. |
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HankReardan
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 04 Dec 2005
Posts: 666
Location: Galt's Gulch
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Wed Jul 05, 2006 7:45 am |
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I am a little bit confused about tracking him--are you going to make him buy some GPS tracking device that communicates with a satellite so taht you can always see where he is on this journey? (I assume you wouldn't buy it for him!)
If thats the case, I'd love to figure out how to have my lads use this... |
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Hugh Jundys
Master Baiter
Joined: 27 Feb 2006
Posts: 236
Location: orbiting a black hole
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Wed Jul 05, 2006 9:02 am |
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And now having read the website for the safari, is your 7 year old son with you or back home? If you brought him with you, that's just evil, and I can't imagine he's going to survive to the end of the bait... |
_________________ I dont want to report you to the nearest FIB...But am a man of God iwould,not like to involve you in that kind of shit.please for god sake, do as i have instructed befor i change my mind. - Mr. John
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Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 08 Mar 2006
Posts: 690
Location: 127.0.0.1
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Wed Jul 05, 2006 9:31 am |
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automon
** SUSPENDED **
Joined: 24 Feb 2006
Posts: 15
Location: West Country
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Wed Jul 05, 2006 9:46 am |
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^^^Making sure you're staking your claim for a screen-writer's credit when the film comes out? |
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Roycropper
Baiting Guru
Joined: 14 Nov 2005
Posts: 7992
Location: Luxury Coffin
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Wed Jul 05, 2006 9:49 am |
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Tell him that NASA have installed a water cooler every mile along the road to your base, he just has to follow these:
Maybe someone with Photochop skills can put a line of them in a desert? |
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COULD YOU IMAGINE WHAT HAPPENED WHEN I WENT TO THE BANK
our Agent is Completely broke, pocketless and stranded
I WLL SEND AN AFRICA WITCH TO ATTACH YOU BASTARD
You go die like bird
i started shouting HALLELUJAGOBBLE but none of them notice me immediately police arrested me due to the shouting
f*ck u asshole ur damn mother will loose ur fcuking skull brain ur brain is nothing to compare with rat f*ck ur u
MY FRIEND ALEX WAS DETAINED IN POLICE STATION
I am not happy due to the question i answered at money office. Let me tell you do not play with me ok.
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Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 08 Mar 2006
Posts: 690
Location: 127.0.0.1
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Wed Jul 05, 2006 9:50 am |
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^^
i want at least 40% of the tshirt sales. |
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lagos to douala "i am tired of roaming west africa"
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persephone
Baiting Guru
Joined: 05 Jun 2006
Posts: 2846
Location: land of cloggies
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Wed Jul 05, 2006 9:52 am |
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Wow, do you have a life outside the internet, YW? I can't wait to see how this one pans out. Good job! |
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Wed Jul 05, 2006 11:25 am |
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Guess what my ISP is offering as a special prize this month?
An African Safari. |
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May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
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YeaWhatever
Baiting Guru
Joined: 24 Oct 2005
Posts: 4188
Location: Secret Lair
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Wed Jul 05, 2006 1:56 pm |
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A few answers here:
Can we watch the lad in real-time?
No. We will not be able to watch the lad in real-time. Big Worm has done a lot of research on this. While there are plenty of satellites that are orbiting the earth to do such a thing, you need an actual service to take advantage of these satellites to make tracking with a web browser possible. Right now, there is no coverage in that part of Africa. This service is available in other parts of Africa, including Uganda and parts of Egypt. Jojobean and I are currently soliciting and screening lads for these areas. The lad would have to rent, lease or purchase a GPS tracking device and then subscribe to a service that would allow for the real-time tracking via the web. This is not exactly that expensive but certainly difficult to get a lad to do this. It would cost him a few hundred dollars for sure.
As I mentioned before though, the lad does not know that there is no tracking service available in this part of Africa, which is a good thing. He thinks that he can track the money with this website: http://gpsflight.catholiccall.org In the upper righthand corner of the page, you will see "Online Tracking". Enter "063419" and the click on the button. I told the lad that what he is looking at is the precise location of a GPS tracker that is sitting on my desk. I told him that I will be putting a similar device in the box with the money. This is how he will know where the money is.
What is at the location from the satellite photo?
I have no idea what that is. I just noticed its convenient location and decided that is where my compound is. There is no reason for him to go there however. The money is going to be buried far to the south along the beach. |
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Canadon Alfa
419Eater is my life
Joined: 20 Apr 2006
Posts: 293
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Wed Jul 05, 2006 7:59 pm |
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This is great! I can't wait to see how this unfolds!
I've got my own attempted safari going to another part of Namibia, but I seriously doubt I'll have anything close to the success of any of YW's efforts.
Good luck! |
_________________ "You will not end this life in a happy mode.." --Da Barrister
"I pray that the gorillas will not destroy the slip i.e. the customers copy." -- Div1ne Ok0ye
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Juan Freizwidatt
Associate
Joined: 18 Apr 2004
Posts: 20834
Location: Hanging out at In-n-Out
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Wed Jul 05, 2006 8:15 pm |
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Damn, I guess I'm going to have to dump my ongoing baits. Just when I thought they were getting good, YW comes up with another masterpiece in the making and I realize just how pitiful my baits are.
Go for it YW, I can hardly wait to see how this turns out. You da' man! |
_________________ "SATAN WILL KILL YOU . BECAUSE YOU ARE A DAUGHTER OF MERMAID"
"HOW DOES IT SOUND TO YOU THAT ANOTHER PERSON IS DEALING WITH YOU AND ASK YOU TO CONTACT ANOTHER PERSON AND NOW YOU SAID THAT YOU WANT TO DEAL WITH THE OTHER PERSON WITHOUT THE KNOWING OF THE PERSON THAT ASK YOU TO CONTACT THE OTHER PERSON"
I apologize again that I will lick the dust from your sandals - Shorty
x4: Shorty
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US lad w/Capone: ( )
- ATL>DC>ATL>Vegas>Seattle>ATL>San Diego>LA>ATL>Seattle>ATL>WY>ATL>Aspen>ATL (21K+ miles, $11K+ expenses)
Shorty w/bohigal:
- Lagos>Abidjan
Random lads:
- Douala>Korup; Lagos>Cotonou>Parakou; Cotonou>Niger border; Cotonou>Pendjari>jail in Tanguietta; Asaba>Abuja; Accra>Tamale
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Canadon Alfa
419Eater is my life
Joined: 20 Apr 2006
Posts: 293
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Wed Jul 05, 2006 8:24 pm |
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Juan, I feel that exact same way...I'll never be as good as YW.
But, it's terrific to watch! |
_________________ "You will not end this life in a happy mode.." --Da Barrister
"I pray that the gorillas will not destroy the slip i.e. the customers copy." -- Div1ne Ok0ye
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KeyserSoze
Elite Baiter
Joined: 06 Dec 2005
Posts: 1138
Location: Debo's pigeon coop
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Wed Jul 05, 2006 8:28 pm |
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It is for this reason why I love 419eater.
So how exactly will his traveling be carried out? What cities will he be visiting and what roads will he be taking? Also, does he have a cell phone that he can use along the way, where you will be able to record conversations to keep us updated? |
_________________ "I was the head of the dradded occult menber in my university days.I have drank so many peoples blood physically if you dont know. so you people are too small for me ok?" - The soulless dunce cap lad
"WE HAVE REALLY SUFFERED GREATLY ON THIS 23 HOURS TRIP FROM IBADAN TO YOLA AND FINALLY TO MADUGURI. IT WAS A SERIOUS TERIBLE JOURNEY." - Kenny the healer - aprox 2500 miles
"I have worn your soul and I will Auction it to the land of the dead before 2 weeks. I laugh at your stupidity. I shall drink my early morning tea with your skull in the land of the dead by two weeks from now" - Cassidy the photographer -
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JMRazor
Baiting Guru
Joined: 03 Mar 2006
Posts: 7103
Location: Yes
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Wed Jul 05, 2006 8:31 pm |
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YW's safaris are truly works of art! I can't wait to see who gets "murdered" on this one........that plus the lad's reaction to it. |
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KeyserSoze
Elite Baiter
Joined: 06 Dec 2005
Posts: 1138
Location: Debo's pigeon coop
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Wed Jul 05, 2006 8:36 pm |
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^^^he already murdered people last time. I am sure that he has a new twist in mind for the skeleton coast. Perhaps a zombie like disease will start speading throughout the compound as the lad approaches near by.
This is great, kinda like a really long book, but it is real. |
_________________ "I was the head of the dradded occult menber in my university days.I have drank so many peoples blood physically if you dont know. so you people are too small for me ok?" - The soulless dunce cap lad
"WE HAVE REALLY SUFFERED GREATLY ON THIS 23 HOURS TRIP FROM IBADAN TO YOLA AND FINALLY TO MADUGURI. IT WAS A SERIOUS TERIBLE JOURNEY." - Kenny the healer - aprox 2500 miles
"I have worn your soul and I will Auction it to the land of the dead before 2 weeks. I laugh at your stupidity. I shall drink my early morning tea with your skull in the land of the dead by two weeks from now" - Cassidy the photographer -
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BRUIN
Baiting Guru
Joined: 10 Apr 2006
Posts: 11329
Location: Somewhere over the rainbow
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Wed Jul 05, 2006 9:33 pm |
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Keyzersoze wrote: "What cities will he be visiting and what roads will he be taking?"
Cities? Roads? Are you kidding, Keyzer? We ARE talking about the Skeleton Coast, here!
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Sgt Cho
419Eater is my life
Joined: 26 Apr 2006
Posts: 476
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Wed Jul 05, 2006 11:47 pm |
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*salutes*
All stare and gape in awe at YeaWhatever, the Mugusbane!
Seriously though, looks pretty good, and given your prevoius track record, am looking forward to what should be a very entertaining show. |
_________________ 'then you are goat zoomtard' vallentino
'call me what ever you like my God is biger than yours amen' bekija zuma
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'Please come and f* me my love,your bobs are driving me crazy' EO
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petersmegma
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 29 Jun 2006
Posts: 24
Location: America, Fuck yeah!
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Thu Jul 06, 2006 5:46 am |
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This is gonna be great!!!
Popcorn? *check* |
_________________ "I can no longer sit back and allow; Mugu infiltration; Mugu subversion; and the International Mugu Conspiracy; to sap and impurify; all of our precious bodily fluids!"-Gen. Jack D. Ripper
"Doctor_Anus_Felch's Office, The Doctor is In."
"I am highly sorry in any way, I have provoked you, sister Sally and Peter Smegma, I wasn't mean to insult any of you,it is hassement I got from the bank as I visit to explained the withdraw of the fund as you gave me the code numbers you used to safe guide the money." |
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pug
Master Baiter
Joined: 01 Mar 2006
Posts: 198
Location: Just to the left of things . . .
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Thu Jul 06, 2006 5:55 am |
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All right! Something to check a couple of times a day. Life just ain't the same without a safari going on. I still would like to know what happened to the Bwindi boys, and even the Darfur lads) but I guess we'll never know now . . . |
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