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YeaWhatever
Baiting Guru
Joined: 24 Oct 2005
Posts: 4188
Location: Secret Lair
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Tue Jul 04, 2006 4:38 pm |
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Troy McClure, a disgruntled maintenance worker located at an outpost in Northwestern Namibia, stumbles across several hundred thousand dollars in a room. He's not sure how it got there or what it is intended for, but he is nearing retirement age and desides that he wants it for himself. He can't just walk away with it though. His outpost is on the Skeleton Coast. He will need outside help for this.
<a href="http://yeawhatever.catholiccall.org/skeleton/" target="_blank"></a>
The desolate coastline of the Skeleton Coast is a spooky desert shore with massive sand dunes and treacherous rocks where mighty storms and violent surf claimed many ships through the centuries. Stories abound of sailors walking for hundreds of kilometres through this barren Namibian landscape in search of food and water only to perish in this hostile coastal desert.
This safari has been somewhat of a collaberative effort between me, my mentee Big Worm, and safari super-star Jojobean. One of my goals has been to have a safari that could be watched in real-time using GPS tracking that we could all watch with a web browser. While Big Worm was doing the research into this technology, Jojobean and I have been sending out a few hundred emails soliciting lads to travel to places like southern Egypt, Mt. Elgon in Uganda, and the Skeleton Coast in Namibia. While it looks like we may have a lad willing to go to Egypt, it is way too early to be sure yet. This one came up though, and seems ready, willing and able.
Big Worm found out that there is no real-time tracking service that can cover the Skeleton Coast. As a result, we will not be able to watch the lads actual movement for this safari (wait for Egypt or Mt. Elgon). The lad does not know that there is no such tracking coverage in Namibia, so I have provided him with a website of my very own that he can use to see where I am.
Enjoy
http://yeawhatever.catholiccall.org/skeleton/ |
_________________ <a href="http://www.419eater.com/html/letters.htm" target="_blank">
<i>"I just want to know why."</i> - Koffi Kuku - The Road to Chad/Darfur
<i>"We are in Kampala."</i> - Bernard Martin - The Road to the Bwindi Impenetrable Forest
<i>"i have arrive safe in namibia"</i> - Tony Kalabi - The Road to the Skeleton Coast
<i>"he is in aswan"</i> - Larry Ken - The Road to Abu Sunbul
The Road to the Hot Zone</a>
<a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=89779" target="_blank"> The Making of a TWAT</a>
<a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=100535" target="_blank"> The Second Coming of TWAT</a>
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Hekate
Elite Baiter
Joined: 08 Aug 2005
Posts: 1338
Location: Scotland, UK
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Tue Jul 04, 2006 4:40 pm |
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[jumps up and down in excitement!] |
_________________ 'suck meee son of a bitches fucking retard peoples' M C phonelad
We have on our programms according to the lay down rules to pay the Asians mostly the indians and malasians now and after that it may change. Rev. James Ucheomma
do you really think that i am just a stupid man like you,listen for the veru last time if i did'nt see XXXX after 24 hours you will heat your self.. [love scammer Chucks]
IT'S NOT I LOOKING FOR WORK.GOD FORBID.I CAN BE IN AN OCEAN AND WASH MY HEAD WITH MY SPIT. THANKS AND GOD BLESS.
MARK DOUGLAS.
2 x
See SP's Irish Safari!
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Connie L. Gus
Moderator
Joined: 07 Oct 2005
Posts: 7243
Location: Somewhere over the rainbow
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Posted:
Tue Jul 04, 2006 4:45 pm |
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I await all developments with bated breath. |
_________________ x8
LISTEN TO ME WHAT DO YOU TAKE ME FOR ONE OF THOSE CHEAP CROOK OR WHAT -tobi donito
-a few,
LISTEN I CAN NOT TAKE YOUR SHIT ANY LONGER WE HAVE WHROTE A PETITION AGAINST YOU TO THE FBI WITH ALL OUR EVIDENCE YOU ARE INTO PROSTITUTION,DRUG DEALING, FORGERY, CREDIT CARDS FORGRY WESTEN UNION FALSIFICATION,DRUGING MEN,COMMETING MURDER, STEALING, DRUNCARD, ALL THIS WE HAVE THE EVIDENCE TO PROOF OUR CASE AGAINST YOU.-Johnson Hill
I am not finding it any funny...Henry A., Lagos, Nigeria to Cotonou, Benin, WIMPed
I am stranderd. Henry A. Lagos to Accra, WIMPed for 67 days.
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dr_steven_fairweather
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 08 May 2006
Posts: 38
Location: Melbourne,Australia
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Tue Jul 04, 2006 4:46 pm |
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sweet, should be great if it works out like your other safaris. |
_________________ YOU HAVE EVERY RIGHT TO TELL ME ANYTHING YOU WANT, BUT ONE THING I ASURE YOU IS THAT YOU DONT KNOW WHAT YOU HAVE MISS? - Muyeke Williams
What do you mean, do you realized that your english is not so fluent for every body to understand What do you mean by "stupidity" and "i am sorry shuffler,i am just a little boy andsinceraly aplogise" - Macret Militon |
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Buck Turgidson
419Eater is my life
Joined: 02 Dec 2005
Posts: 490
Location: In The War Room
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Tue Jul 04, 2006 4:47 pm |
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Hope he goes for it, & if he does- man will he be pi$$ed at the end of it
Will defo be checking in on this regularly. |
_________________ I DONT KNOW YOU AND CAN NOT ERMEBER HAVING ANY BUSINESS WITH YOU SO FUCK OHFF. - Allen George
DOCTOR SAID I SHOULD BRING SOME MONEY SO THAT HE CAN WASH HER WOMB VERY WELL- Rev Joe
I believe that this was done by some imposters or herkers who manipulate mails through the internet. Rev Joe
THANK YOU TO BAYTERZ ALL AROUND THE WORLD, YOUR WORK IS APPRICIATED (joe yet again) |
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Roycropper
Baiting Guru
Joined: 14 Nov 2005
Posts: 7992
Location: Luxury Coffin
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Tue Jul 04, 2006 4:50 pm |
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For health and safety reasons, it is only fair that you advise your mugu to wear a sun hat at all times, apply a high factor sunscreen, and to take a bottle of mineral water.
We wouldn't want him to come to any harm, would we? |
_________________ the European Union has bounced on our freckles
COULD YOU IMAGINE WHAT HAPPENED WHEN I WENT TO THE BANK
our Agent is Completely broke, pocketless and stranded
I WLL SEND AN AFRICA WITCH TO ATTACH YOU BASTARD
You go die like bird
i started shouting HALLELUJAGOBBLE but none of them notice me immediately police arrested me due to the shouting
f*ck u asshole ur damn mother will loose ur fcuking skull brain ur brain is nothing to compare with rat f*ck ur u
MY FRIEND ALEX WAS DETAINED IN POLICE STATION
I am not happy due to the question i answered at money office. Let me tell you do not play with me ok.
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crashhoot
Moderator
Joined: 08 Aug 2004
Posts: 4237
Location: Looking for the petting zoo.
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Tue Jul 04, 2006 4:52 pm |
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419weasel
Baiting Guru
Joined: 26 Jan 2006
Posts: 4207
Location: Somewhere in a hole. Waiting.
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Tue Jul 04, 2006 4:54 pm |
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Roycropper
Baiting Guru
Joined: 14 Nov 2005
Posts: 7992
Location: Luxury Coffin
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Posted:
Tue Jul 04, 2006 4:55 pm |
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Looking at the map, the easiest way to get there seems to be crashing a ship into the coast, like those other guys did..... |
_________________ the European Union has bounced on our freckles
COULD YOU IMAGINE WHAT HAPPENED WHEN I WENT TO THE BANK
our Agent is Completely broke, pocketless and stranded
I WLL SEND AN AFRICA WITCH TO ATTACH YOU BASTARD
You go die like bird
i started shouting HALLELUJAGOBBLE but none of them notice me immediately police arrested me due to the shouting
f*ck u asshole ur damn mother will loose ur fcuking skull brain ur brain is nothing to compare with rat f*ck ur u
MY FRIEND ALEX WAS DETAINED IN POLICE STATION
I am not happy due to the question i answered at money office. Let me tell you do not play with me ok.
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Hekate
Elite Baiter
Joined: 08 Aug 2005
Posts: 1338
Location: Scotland, UK
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Tue Jul 04, 2006 4:56 pm |
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Roycropper wrote: |
For health and safety reasons, it is only fair that you advise your mugu to wear a sun hat at all times, apply a high factor sunscreen, and to take a bottle of mineral water.
We wouldn't want him to come to any harm, would we? |
Oh no, at least, not right away! |
_________________ 'suck meee son of a bitches fucking retard peoples' M C phonelad
We have on our programms according to the lay down rules to pay the Asians mostly the indians and malasians now and after that it may change. Rev. James Ucheomma
do you really think that i am just a stupid man like you,listen for the veru last time if i did'nt see XXXX after 24 hours you will heat your self.. [love scammer Chucks]
IT'S NOT I LOOKING FOR WORK.GOD FORBID.I CAN BE IN AN OCEAN AND WASH MY HEAD WITH MY SPIT. THANKS AND GOD BLESS.
MARK DOUGLAS.
2 x
See SP's Irish Safari!
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John Drake
Master Baiter
Joined: 06 Nov 2005
Posts: 233
Location: USA
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Posted:
Tue Jul 04, 2006 5:00 pm |
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YeaWhatever, you are more fun than a Hope and Crosby Road movie! |
_________________ x2
"I am not a number..."
"YOU GO TO HELL YOU DA FREAK GOD STRIKE YOU DEED RIT NOW HOW DARE YOU SAYE THOS THINS TO ME I AM CHRSTIAN AND DO NOT DO DOSE THINGS YOU ARE SIK SIK MAN!!!!
YOU NEVER NEVER RITE TO ME AGAN--EVAR EVAR!!! I WIL ASS GOD TO PUNISH YOU AND SEHND YOU TO HELL! YOU AR SO SIK IT MAKE ME ILL JUS THINKIN ABUT YOU SO CRAZY." -Dr Wily
Without this certificate, we are still where we are.
I can never trust you again. It will be hard for us to work together.
I have learnt so much from the disappointments i experienced from you. I can only thank you for wasting my precious time.
thanks for wasting my time all thes while. You have been a great friend, i can not deny that.
Thanks for not being there for me when it matters most. -Xu Chaofan |
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Inspector
Master Baiter
Joined: 14 Feb 2006
Posts: 214
Location: Wherever my head is currently
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Posted:
Tue Jul 04, 2006 5:01 pm |
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Roycropper wrote: |
... apply a high factor sunscreen.... |
I understand the smaller the number on the botle the stronger the solution within. |
_________________ YOU WILL DIE FRIST SINCE YOU ARE THER THIKNG OF SOMES DEATH YOU WILL FRIST, NO ONE WILL SEE YOUR BODY WHEN YOU DIE, GOOD LUCK Lucy Quatarra
Banks & other faker sites
3x 14x 2x 2x 6x
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Marvin
*** BANNED ***
Joined: 20 Aug 2005
Posts: 620
Location: Sector ZZ9 Plural Z Alpha
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Tue Jul 04, 2006 5:55 pm |
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THere's a TV advert that shows the beautiful Namibian scenery running currently. I'll have to see if there's an online version of it so folk can get some idea of how pleasant the area is.
/me pulls up sun lounger and opens chilled beer to watch and enjoy.
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_________________ Marvin "Your Plastic Moron Who's Fun To Be With."
I'm just a stupid troll. |
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automon
** SUSPENDED **
Joined: 24 Feb 2006
Posts: 15
Location: West Country
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Posted:
Tue Jul 04, 2006 6:09 pm |
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Beer, pizza, comfy armchair.
OK, I've got everything ready at my end...
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MuguBasher
Wannabe Baiter
Joined: 16 Mar 2006
Posts: 91
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Tue Jul 04, 2006 6:16 pm |
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Ah yeawhatever becoming a legend in his own time.
Any chance of the google earth coordinates?? |
_________________ You are just an idiot. Who cares about the money? Of course there will be added charges. You can go fuck your mother for all I care. We will hand your shipment over to the police if you do not make payments in a the next seven days. Liar!
"so hope you will be ready with the advanced payment , before i send the rest."
And how dare you fool your self and think you are fooling the diplomatic service??? |
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music man
Baiting Guru
Joined: 22 Sep 2005
Posts: 14807
Location: East Harlemshire , yo!
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Tue Jul 04, 2006 6:29 pm |
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Any chance of putting this one on ice?
I only ask cos i'm going on my hols next week and don't want to miss any of it!!
My SO is great about my baiting but even she will have a fit if i keep going to the local cafe to check on YW's latest safari! |
_________________ x2 x2 x104 x213 x4 x20 x4 x2 x1 x2 x2 x2 x2 x2 x13
You will rot in jail.watch your back- any shadow could be mine ! YOU ARE VERY EASY TO TRACK IN YOU NEIGHBOURHOOD ! DRUNKARD AND A SCUMBAG LIKE YOU!
mike lawrence (cheque scammer)
Go fuck your dead parents asshole!!!How can a deaf fool make clean money..The money that you have will never be spent on anything reasonable.
So fuck off..dont reply me again until the cops get your stinking ass...
Lyord Melson- cheque scammer
$4.002million and £214K in fake cheques taken out of circulation. (updated May 2009)
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BRUIN
Baiting Guru
Joined: 10 Apr 2006
Posts: 11329
Location: Somewhere over the rainbow
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Posted:
Tue Jul 04, 2006 6:38 pm |
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I think I may have been the first to suggest the Skeleton Coast.
(takes a bow)
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YeaWhatever
Baiting Guru
Joined: 24 Oct 2005
Posts: 4188
Location: Secret Lair
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Tue Jul 04, 2006 6:45 pm |
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^^^^^^
Yes. Sorry about that BRUIN. |
_________________ <a href="http://www.419eater.com/html/letters.htm" target="_blank">
<i>"I just want to know why."</i> - Koffi Kuku - The Road to Chad/Darfur
<i>"We are in Kampala."</i> - Bernard Martin - The Road to the Bwindi Impenetrable Forest
<i>"i have arrive safe in namibia"</i> - Tony Kalabi - The Road to the Skeleton Coast
<i>"he is in aswan"</i> - Larry Ken - The Road to Abu Sunbul
The Road to the Hot Zone</a>
<a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=89779" target="_blank"> The Making of a TWAT</a>
<a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=100535" target="_blank"> The Second Coming of TWAT</a>
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Artemis
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Feb 2006
Posts: 31267
Location: Lower Elements
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Tue Jul 04, 2006 7:01 pm |
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I have been to Swakopmund a couple of times which is south of the Skeleton Coast. I have been on a day trip just a short distance north and it really is desolate and that is not to the true Skeleton Coast.
However,YW have you checked the permit situation. I think the coast is a restricted area with only a flight operated by a tour company. I might be wrong but I think that you cannot travel unaccompanied. You certainly need a 4X4
Like everyone else I am already on the edge of my seat and wish your traveller a bon voyage. |
_________________ Total kills 21667 + x 5 x10
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YeaWhatever
Baiting Guru
Joined: 24 Oct 2005
Posts: 4188
Location: Secret Lair
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Tue Jul 04, 2006 7:11 pm |
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^^^^^
Yes. I am fully aware of the permit situation. Obviously, this is going to be a slight issue but it is not like the coast is surrounded by a fence. Since our plan is to steal several hundred thousand dollars, it will be in our lad's best interest to find a way around this minor obsticle. |
_________________ <a href="http://www.419eater.com/html/letters.htm" target="_blank">
<i>"I just want to know why."</i> - Koffi Kuku - The Road to Chad/Darfur
<i>"We are in Kampala."</i> - Bernard Martin - The Road to the Bwindi Impenetrable Forest
<i>"i have arrive safe in namibia"</i> - Tony Kalabi - The Road to the Skeleton Coast
<i>"he is in aswan"</i> - Larry Ken - The Road to Abu Sunbul
The Road to the Hot Zone</a>
<a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=89779" target="_blank"> The Making of a TWAT</a>
<a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=100535" target="_blank"> The Second Coming of TWAT</a>
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BRUIN
Baiting Guru
Joined: 10 Apr 2006
Posts: 11329
Location: Somewhere over the rainbow
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Tue Jul 04, 2006 8:15 pm |
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YW - - I see the compound of buildings in the satellite view. What will the weary traveler find when he reaches this goal?
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Agi Hammerthief
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 12 Mar 2006
Posts: 671
Location: .de
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Posted:
Tue Jul 04, 2006 8:18 pm |
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wohhooo!
good luck lads!
may you (eventually) overcome all obstacles on the road
to receive your well earned reward! |
_________________ in gods we trust - all others pay cash
hug the trolls - maybe it will help them to stop being a worthless piece of trash
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Roycropper
Baiting Guru
Joined: 14 Nov 2005
Posts: 7992
Location: Luxury Coffin
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Tue Jul 04, 2006 8:37 pm |
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Are we going to share this with the Canadian blog lady who got her knickers in a twist over Shiver's C64 carvings and the size of his todger?
If the lad changes colour in the Namibian sun, will it make a difference? |
_________________ the European Union has bounced on our freckles
COULD YOU IMAGINE WHAT HAPPENED WHEN I WENT TO THE BANK
our Agent is Completely broke, pocketless and stranded
I WLL SEND AN AFRICA WITCH TO ATTACH YOU BASTARD
You go die like bird
i started shouting HALLELUJAGOBBLE but none of them notice me immediately police arrested me due to the shouting
f*ck u asshole ur damn mother will loose ur fcuking skull brain ur brain is nothing to compare with rat f*ck ur u
MY FRIEND ALEX WAS DETAINED IN POLICE STATION
I am not happy due to the question i answered at money office. Let me tell you do not play with me ok.
x4 6Yrs x6 |
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SilverShadow
Master Baiter
Joined: 06 Jun 2006
Posts: 112
Location: Up North Somewhere
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Tue Jul 04, 2006 10:10 pm |
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I'm hooked already and the safari has only just started!
Well done YW and thanks. |
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callum
Director of Press Relations
Joined: 29 May 2004
Posts: 3631
Location: On the run from the asylum and this seems like a good place to hide. Blend right in...
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Tue Jul 04, 2006 10:13 pm |
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And here I was thinking now that the production of "The Landmine Lads" and "Mugu's in the Mist" had ended I could resume normal baiting without the distraction of following silly lads all over Africa.
Now that the lastest production, "Trunk Box of the Shifting Sands" is underway, there goes that idea... |
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Bush goat you will meat like a chicken. It will kill you in your house where you are going to die.
I owe you quite simply one of the definitive experiences of my life.
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