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Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 08 Mar 2006
Posts: 690
Location: 127.0.0.1
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Sun Jun 18, 2006 9:58 pm |
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couldnt answer the phone because of a drug coma? |
_________________ go you polkhead, FULK- albert john
I AM THE KING OF SCAMMARS...I WILL GET YOU SOME DAY. -olivier kabah
i can pay $1,0000000 to get your cops to hell - jacob wilson
lagos to douala "i am tired of roaming west africa"
i like pretty flags. want your own?
46X 10X 8X 5X 5X 5X 4X 4X 4X 3X 3X 3X (???) 2X 2X 2X and a sierra leone diamond site.
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Agi Hammerthief
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 12 Mar 2006
Posts: 671
Location: .de
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Sun Jun 18, 2006 10:02 pm |
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oooh the suspension is killing me
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now I am forced to make Skype calls to Mr. Odeke |
how soon till you get killed by a gorilla while on the phone to him?
do you have some sounds ready? |
_________________ in gods we trust - all others pay cash
hug the trolls - maybe it will help them to stop being a worthless piece of trash
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pug
Master Baiter
Joined: 01 Mar 2006
Posts: 198
Location: Just to the left of things . . .
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Sun Jun 18, 2006 10:07 pm |
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OMG!!!
WOW, how totally twisted. When you said it was going to get darker you weren't just whistlin' Dixie, as they say here in the States!! Poor Ingrid, he must have needed a dozen pairs of clean shorts by now. I wonder if he has had any contact with the lads?? Any indication of that? A perusal of the website would lead one to believe that they are not in communication with each other. I'll bet the two travelers are wishing they had stayed home and watched the World Cup, or sat naked on a nest of fire ants, or something!
(The necrophilia thing reminds me of wonderfully sick joke I'll post in the joke thread sometime.)
Interesting to imagine the two Lost Boys now. To mix my fictional allusions, I'll bet they wish they could tap their heels together and say "There's no place like home." right about now!
Carry on!
@agi: Robert can't die now, or probably ever. He's sort of the undead. Maybe he should have been named Damien. |
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Pachanga
Baiting Guru
Joined: 04 Dec 2005
Posts: 3551
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Sun Jun 18, 2006 10:47 pm |
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"Ingrid" probably fears that Psycho Bob will show up at his Internet Cafe. |
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Puq
Queen of the pussycats
Joined: 09 Jun 2005
Posts: 174
Location: UK
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Mon Jun 19, 2006 2:01 am |
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Lost, just lost for words
Is he going to be arrested, kill himself, just totally sod off ..... what ?????
Anyone else, like me, checking this one out first & foremost ? Before I open my real life email FFS !!! YW you got us hooked big time |
_________________ FUCK U, FUCK UR PAPA FUCK YA MAMA!SAY THANKS ,IDIOT.i have told u not to bother me aagain or have i not.....foolish idiot.I have another person that will help us do this and it is non of YA FUCKING BUSINESS.ASS HOLE. |
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pug
Master Baiter
Joined: 01 Mar 2006
Posts: 198
Location: Just to the left of things . . .
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Mon Jun 19, 2006 2:37 am |
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@puq Nawwww, I never check this thread or the safari website. (Not!) Kinda crazy, isn't it? Also, I had to post below you because of the similarity of our names and the yin/yang thing of our avatars. Cosmic, huh?? |
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justicebdone
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 10 Oct 2005
Posts: 679
Location: Beaming Up
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Mon Jun 19, 2006 2:48 am |
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@ puq and pug
Maybe you guys can hook up and have some really ugly babies |
_________________ Son of a b**** don't you give me some s*** like you don't have 7000.00, what about the money you realized from missile you ba****** sold to the Iranians? Nathan "The Potty Mouth" Hitman
F****** d*** motherf***** if you really sent the f****** money why don't you send the f****** control number at once cos I don't really have the time to f*** around with you anymore....you messed up my own Chritsmas too. Nathan "The Potty Mouth" Hitman
If you dont know you are now the Company Police. The Annoyed Check Lad
BACK the ATTACK |
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Gnasher
Baiting Guru
Joined: 29 May 2006
Posts: 2849
Location: Centre Stage in the Theatre of Cruelty
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Mon Jun 19, 2006 2:55 am |
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Yeah - call your firstborn Fug |
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cdahl
Wannabe Baiter
Joined: 06 Jun 2006
Posts: 90
Location: a little up the road from the habitations and the towns we know
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Mon Jun 19, 2006 3:04 am |
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YW: One of the excuses you might be able to use for being selectively/randomly unavailable for phone calls is the havoc the character wreaked in camp. Maybe during his murder spree he machete'd his charger, tipped a generator over, used the next-to-last fuel can setting corpses on fire.... But now, during intermittent bouts of non-booze-and-meds relative sanity, he's dazedly trying to track down everyone else's mobiles and cannibalizing their batteries/chargers and such. Just so happens that every time he manages to get his phone/laptop powered up, you're at home.
Brilliant bait, btw. It's even better than mugu-LARP - it's an epistolary/reality-media masterpiece! Thanks for all the entertainment you've provided - while doing good work, besides.
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Gnasher
Baiting Guru
Joined: 29 May 2006
Posts: 2849
Location: Centre Stage in the Theatre of Cruelty
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Mon Jun 19, 2006 3:08 am |
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I think Robert has been using his satellite dish as a makeshift BBQ - well, with all that fresh meat lying around he'd be a fool not to. |
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maxheadroom
419Eater is my life
Joined: 11 Jul 2004
Posts: 385
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Mon Jun 19, 2006 3:11 am |
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I bet Mr. Ingrid is wondering if "This is the end, the end, my friend, the end" for his two flunkies!
M-m-max |
_________________ I WONDER WHY IDIOTS LIKE YOU SHOULD BE IN THE UNITED STATES WHILE MUCH BRIGHTER GUYS LIKE US ARE STILL STUCK DOWN HERE IN NIGERIA. LIFE IS JUST NOT FAIR. Johnson Oliseh
PLEASE DONT WISH ME ANY MERRY CHRISTMANS AT ALL OK. Alhaji Ahmed Koffi, 12/27/06
ASHOOLE *DELETED*, THIEF AND STUPID PERSON THAT DOES NOT KNOW HIS LEFT FROM RIGHT. Thygrace Chamber, April 13, 2007
Charles Soludo's Halloween joke: "halloween joke to you my friend. Hope you are well and make sure that you send the last number in good faith ok." Nov 2, 2008
Now i know why you are deaf and dum, because you are so stupid and crazy, so please i dont need to ask you that any more, you are a real joker that what you are SCROLL YOUR ASS." Chuck Soludo Nov 5, 2008 |
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justicebdone
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 10 Oct 2005
Posts: 679
Location: Beaming Up
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Mon Jun 19, 2006 6:47 am |
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"pumped full of DNA" that is just wrong . . . but God I love it.
YW,
Two lads in Sudan and now your entire party in the jungle. You scare me |
_________________ Son of a b**** don't you give me some s*** like you don't have 7000.00, what about the money you realized from missile you ba****** sold to the Iranians? Nathan "The Potty Mouth" Hitman
F****** d*** motherf***** if you really sent the f****** money why don't you send the f****** control number at once cos I don't really have the time to f*** around with you anymore....you messed up my own Chritsmas too. Nathan "The Potty Mouth" Hitman
If you dont know you are now the Company Police. The Annoyed Check Lad
BACK the ATTACK |
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KeyserSoze
Elite Baiter
Joined: 06 Dec 2005
Posts: 1138
Location: Debo's pigeon coop
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Mon Jun 19, 2006 7:02 am |
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oh man this is great. I just got done reading the rest of everything I missed while I was on vacation.
I thik it is absolutely hilarious that you turned your guy into a murderer and a necrofeliac. and it is even better that ingrid seems to beleive every word of it.
It would be great if you recorded the next few telephone conversations. pm me if you would like to know an easy way to record skype calls with windows sound recorder. |
_________________ "I was the head of the dradded occult menber in my university days.I have drank so many peoples blood physically if you dont know. so you people are too small for me ok?" - The soulless dunce cap lad
"WE HAVE REALLY SUFFERED GREATLY ON THIS 23 HOURS TRIP FROM IBADAN TO YOLA AND FINALLY TO MADUGURI. IT WAS A SERIOUS TERIBLE JOURNEY." - Kenny the healer - aprox 2500 miles
"I have worn your soul and I will Auction it to the land of the dead before 2 weeks. I laugh at your stupidity. I shall drink my early morning tea with your skull in the land of the dead by two weeks from now" - Cassidy the photographer -
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Shazbot
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 21 Feb 2006
Posts: 63
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Mon Jun 19, 2006 8:45 am |
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Mr. Ingred, "This is totlly out of control."
I have the strangest feeling that he hasn't seen anything yet..
Congrats YW. I think you just broke the "Scared Mugu" meter. |
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Hugh Jundys
Master Baiter
Joined: 27 Feb 2006
Posts: 236
Location: orbiting a black hole
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Mon Jun 19, 2006 9:24 am |
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Okay, so you went over the top two days ago and they all followed you. Whereto today? |
_________________ I dont want to report you to the nearest FIB...But am a man of God iwould,not like to involve you in that kind of shit.please for god sake, do as i have instructed befor i change my mind. - Mr. John
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YeaWhatever
Baiting Guru
Joined: 24 Oct 2005
Posts: 4188
Location: Secret Lair
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Mon Jun 19, 2006 12:19 pm |
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I think that things are coming to a close here. I am meeting Odeke at midnight in Ruhija. He seems a bit pissed that I cannot shake the others in the camp, which I told him are quite alive and that the story Ingrid told him about me killing everyone was a ridiculous lie.
Midnight is not only the only way that I can possibly lose my other camp mates but it is also the only time that I can get home from work to make the next phone call. I have no idea where this can go from here but I will try to think of something while at work to today. He knows that the money is "right up the hill" from the town. Maybe I can get him to go just a little bit further, this time into the actual jungle itself. |
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<i>"i have arrive safe in namibia"</i> - Tony Kalabi - The Road to the Skeleton Coast
<i>"he is in aswan"</i> - Larry Ken - The Road to Abu Sunbul
The Road to the Hot Zone</a>
<a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=89779" target="_blank"> The Making of a TWAT</a>
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Mon Jun 19, 2006 1:39 pm |
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YW, don't worry if you can't take it any further - this is one we'll be chuckling about for ages to come.
The talk about a film of this had me thinking - I'd like to do it (if I could) as a contrast between what the Lad(s) thought was happening and what YW was dreaming up. All the ideas floating around the board would be presented as their own scenes, quite independent of YW's final version.
Then there's the Blair Witch ending - in which the panicked Lads reach the site of the jungle camp, and find that it's all true! We end on their screams of terror as Doc Fitzwell emerges from the jungle...
Cut to the Doc and his quite alive colleagues as they watch the film at home. "You always were a complete bastard, Bob!" |
_________________ Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
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x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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breadcrumb
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Feb 2006
Posts: 2075
Location: On my knees, licking floors together with TSnerd
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Mon Jun 19, 2006 1:53 pm |
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@YW: You could try the following: Tell the lad, that you suddenly got the opportunity to get away from the area, when an old friend of you unexpectedly showed up and offered you a ride. You took the money with you and now you are on the way to another area of Uganda, where this friend of you is living. Tell him to follow you there, so that you can hand over the money to him. |
_________________ I´d vote for Don or TS but Lotta, Juan and sheboppe are the best! But the squirrel still sucks on the buttons *g*
"your papa, i do you ok, you do fuck your self off goodday" Hitman lad to Usm4an B3ll0
"fuck you and your mumu family for ever andv ever, you go die for bicycle accident this year" Hitman to Usm4n B3ll0
"once again thank you for the disappointment and arranged confussion." Barrister Ise
"Do you said am stupid" lad posing as Mike Pence
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jojobean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Posts: 7586
Location: YOU WILL DRINK YOUR URINE IN A COMERCIAL BUS
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Mon Jun 19, 2006 2:02 pm |
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I am sure that this person was as bad as you say but killing him was wrong. I can hardly believe it. Please do not do that again. |
BWAHHAHAHHAHAHA!!!!
Funniest request ever! |
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Christ Ghana-Chad
Miracle Benin-Chad
Omar Edo-Abeche
Adamu Lagos-Abeche
Emi - S Africa-Egypt-Sudan 10k miles
Chris Dakar-Niger-BF-Cameroon-Lagos-Mali-Nairobi 9.6k miles
Kevin Accra- BF x2, Togo x2, Kumasi x3, Bolgatanga, Benin City, Tamale x2 5k miles x 6
Kenny 3k miles- dont f*ck me up about the payment plz. i have a policy about that. I JUST GOT A SMALL GOAT TODAY AND ITS IN MY HOUSE NOW. i lobve the goat.
Ben 2.5k miles
Misc Germany-Holland, Atlanta, Beijing-ChangZhou, London-Glasgow, TIMBUKTU x 2 |
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pug
Master Baiter
Joined: 01 Mar 2006
Posts: 198
Location: Just to the left of things . . .
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Mon Jun 19, 2006 2:16 pm |
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I wish there was some way we could find out what poor ol' Bernard had to do to get himself back home, and what will do when he finally realizes his date has stood him up. Can you imagine the scene when and if the three lads finally get together again? Bernard will be the most pissed of all, having been left penniless in the middle of nowhere, with no passport! (But officer, a gorilla robbed me !! Really!! I'm here with a research expedition!)
Maybe you could change your tone a little with Ingrid and tell him how worried you are about his boys now? Maybe tell him that you went to meet John and give him the $$ and you found that it had already been dug up and taken? |
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Marvin
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Joined: 20 Aug 2005
Posts: 620
Location: Sector ZZ9 Plural Z Alpha
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Mon Jun 19, 2006 2:22 pm |
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Panic & Flee! They're on to you but you've eluded them so far. Grab the money and head back to Kampala in a stolen jeep. Tell the lad to meet you there so that he can help you get the money over to Greece. Of course you will need to offer him a share of the money as a reward, but you wont tell Ingrid the same story so the lad can keep his share.
Then go silent for a few days .... disappear without a trace
Fake a news article of your capture and incarceration for theft and murder .... but the money is still missing ..... |
_________________ Marvin "Your Plastic Moron Who's Fun To Be With."
I'm just a stupid troll. |
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Pachanga
Baiting Guru
Joined: 04 Dec 2005
Posts: 3551
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Mon Jun 19, 2006 3:25 pm |
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If the money were stolen, Psycho Bob could go on another maniacal rampage. If he tells Ingrid heads will roll again, he could warn O. & B., and they could flee. Oh, the fear! |
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YeaWhatever
Baiting Guru
Joined: 24 Oct 2005
Posts: 4188
Location: Secret Lair
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Mon Jun 19, 2006 3:27 pm |
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That little bitch Ingrid won't write to me anymore, even after I tried to send him some money. |
_________________ <a href="http://www.419eater.com/html/letters.htm" target="_blank">
<i>"I just want to know why."</i> - Koffi Kuku - The Road to Chad/Darfur
<i>"We are in Kampala."</i> - Bernard Martin - The Road to the Bwindi Impenetrable Forest
<i>"i have arrive safe in namibia"</i> - Tony Kalabi - The Road to the Skeleton Coast
<i>"he is in aswan"</i> - Larry Ken - The Road to Abu Sunbul
The Road to the Hot Zone</a>
<a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=89779" target="_blank"> The Making of a TWAT</a>
<a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=100535" target="_blank"> The Second Coming of TWAT</a>
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Hugh Jundys
Master Baiter
Joined: 27 Feb 2006
Posts: 236
Location: orbiting a black hole
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Mon Jun 19, 2006 3:39 pm |
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Yeah, after that last e-mail I thought Ingrid might be gone...such a little wussy boi... The entire story shifts to Odeke and what he is willing to do for you. I agree that if you could keep Odeke on the hook that would be just awesome. However, if it ends tonight it still qualifies as the most over-the-top bait seen in these parts. And being a global community, these is big parts. |
_________________ I dont want to report you to the nearest FIB...But am a man of God iwould,not like to involve you in that kind of shit.please for god sake, do as i have instructed befor i change my mind. - Mr. John
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Nap Olean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 26 Oct 2004
Posts: 2300
Location: Latin America
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Mon Jun 19, 2006 4:20 pm |
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YeaWhatever wrote: |
I have no idea where this can go from here but I will try to think of something while at work to today. |
YW, it doesn't matter. You've got two lads stranded in a foreign country and the only feasible and safe way back is by air. I'm sure they'll be some suffering and wailing going on back home to raise the money. If they do manage to get back, they're going to kill Ingrid. The bait could end right now and everyone would give you a slap on the back.
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Skype phone calls: $30.00
Having 4 lads stranded in a country other than their own without any money: Priceless!!! |
_________________ Fake banks Waterlooed: x54 x4 x25 x4
Alex Van Dijk: DEAR ASSHOLE, YOU SAID YOU SENT MONEY TO VAN DIJK BUT YOUR LITTLE BRAIN THAT HAS MADE YOU A STUPID MAN DOES NOT CALCULATE WELL . I STARTED REACHING YOU ARROUND FEBRUARY AND YOU SAID YOU SENT MONEY ON THE 25TH OF JANUARY. DONT U SEE THAT YOU ARE TOO DULL FOR THE FAST GAME YOU INTENDED PLAYING ASS HOLE F*** YA MAMA S PUSSYYYYYYYYYYYY HOOOOOOOO. |
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