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Posted: Fri Jun 16, 2006 11:40 am

I took a few baits that had gone stale and emailed them asking if they wanted to visit me in the Summer, explaining I was a highly sexed person so expected we'd end up having sex when they visited and asked them for their opinions on various sex acts. I got a few interesting replies.

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I very much like to experiment in sex!
I am confident that we perfectly shall spend together!
To me to like to be engaged in sex in various poses,
All to like me in sex!

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Lovely, I very much would like to engage with you sex on a beach, at night that nobody saw us!
I never was engaged in sex on a beach and very much would like to engage in sex with you on a beach!
It is my dream, I hope that she to be carried out due to you!
I present as we cost on a beach one, we notice a sunset,
You I approach to me and starts to caress gently me and to kiss!
I still like to be engaged anal sex, me very much raises anal sex!
I very much want to engage anal and oral sex with you!!
It would be fine!!!!!!!

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You want me to see naked in a real life!? I too

not against to embrace you and to nestle on your strong shoulders.

Gently to kiss you, each centimeter of your body. I want to be given

you completely. I want to feel you in me. I want to be engaged with

you all the night long till the morning love. I want to give you all

love.

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honey and can you help me pay for the trip?

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You a sexmaniak!!!!!!

I like romantic matches

Wannabe Baiter Joined: 31 May 2006 Posts: 81 Location: EU

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I like romantic matches

Me too! Spain-Ukraine for instance!

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we notice a sunset,
You I approach to me and starts to caress gently me and to kiss!

wayne, carry on like that and you can publish a best seller in no time!

Baiting Guru Joined: 03 Mar 2006 Posts: 7103 Location: Yes

I think we have an obvious winner however:

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I still like to be engaged anal sex, me very much raises anal sex!

Not quite a Newb Joined: 14 Jul 2005 Posts: 41

laddette wrote:

I very much want to engage anal and oral sex with you

Hopefully with some personal hygiene time in between? Shocked

Baiting Guru Joined: 03 Mar 2006 Posts: 7103 Location: Yes

^^^^

I just threw up in my mouth. Confused

Not quite a Newb Joined: 14 Jul 2005 Posts: 41

^^^sorry, JM, but it needed to be said. Anal is sooooo icky.

Posted: Fri Jun 16, 2006 3:48 pm

It's not like it's ever actually going to happen is it.... But at least it livens up a stale bait, gets the lads off script and maybe even gives some sigworthy quotes. I think I'd rather use You a sexmaniak!!!!!! though. Funnier and less crude.

Wannabe Baiter Joined: 11 May 2006 Posts: 97

I just got this message from minglesdotcom:

hi there;
how are u i really like ur profile i will like to get to know u much more better u can contact me on [email protected]

Posted: Fri Jun 16, 2006 9:26 pm

Quick update. This from the "different poses" lad

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I am very glad that you liked my imaginations.
Lovely, I would like to be with you, I every day think of you!!!!
Dear, I very much would want to engage in sex with you in pool, in soul!!!
Lovely, I think that is necessary for us will meet as soon as possible!
I very much want that at us sex with you was!!!!
Lovely, I very much like when the man for a long time can satisfy me,
I hope you can deliver to me a lot of pleasure!
Lovely, I dream of that day when you will deliver me huge pleasure!!!!
Dear, you agree that I have arrived to you?!

Posted: Sat Jun 17, 2006 2:11 pm

laddette wrote:

I very much want to engage anal and oral sex with you

Not in that order, I hope Shocked

Posted: Sun Jun 18, 2006 11:13 am

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I dream of you every night longing for the day that we are together.
I want to feel you inside me,our bodies sweating with passion.
The sounds of passion in my ears.
My breasts swollen with passion.
Your eyes burning with LOVE.
Your body undulating from your orgasms and I erupt with the flow of life in you!

Is it me or does that last line sound like it was written from a man's viewpoint?

Posted: Sun Jun 18, 2006 8:25 pm

I'm going all Paris Hilton with this one

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Lovely, excuse, but I do not have erotic photos!
Dear when I shall come you you can photograph me!
I think that it is possible to remove video where we shall be engaged in sex!

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I very much like to be engaged in sex, I think that you will be pleased
To those that I can deliver to you a lot of pleasure!

Well it's certainly getting me some extra mileage out of baits that had all dried up. and with the offers of sex are the usual requests for money

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Dear, I am very glad that you are ready me to help with arrival!
Lovely when you can send money for registration of the visa?
Dear, I very much would want to begin process of registration of the visa and others
necessary documents for my trip to you!!
Lovely, I think that we shall perfectly spend together!

Not quite a Newb Joined: 14 Jul 2005 Posts: 41

I see you've gotten past the 'erupt with the flow of life' Fruedian slip Wink

Posted: Sun Jun 18, 2006 8:38 pm

Different lad. I sent out the email asking for their views to about a half dozen lads and 4 are replying. The erupting with the flow of life bit makes me think the lad tried to copy, paste and adjust something else and messed that line up.

Not quite a Newb Joined: 14 Jul 2005 Posts: 41

Ah.
I'm tracking now.

Posted: Sun Jun 18, 2006 8:50 pm

Paris Hilton is the one that wanted to sell the farm to visit me, and the erupt with the flow one's old silver eyes. The other 2 were mousey types til I got onto the subject of sex with them. Or to be more exact, til I offered to pay for them to visit so I could screw the ass off them.

Posted: Sun Jun 18, 2006 9:29 pm

This should be it for today. From farm girl

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Lovely, at me not so big breast, I present as you will caress my gentle leather,
My breast, I shall groan from excitation, you will caress my gentle stomach, falling all is lower.
Loved, present when I shall come to you you can gently caress my breast, gently to caress hands all my body!
I very much want to feel a touch of your gentle hands!!
Dear, I very much love you and I dream to caress all your body!

So many jokes I could do about her "gentle leather" Laughing

Posted: Tue Jun 20, 2006 7:06 pm

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In sex I love all!!!
You have told that some women love anal sex!
I never had anal sex and consequently I can tell nothing to you!!
But I want that you knew, that when I shall arrive to you, that, we will have very good sex!!!
I shall make all to meet all your desires!!!

This part's coming to an end now. Next up it's time to get passport photos and get them running to MG Twisted Evil

Posted: Tue Jun 20, 2006 9:35 pm

Seems one lad can't stop sending me stuff

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Lovely, I very much love you and I dream of our meeting!!!
Dear, at me not so big breasts and not so small,
I think to you very much to like the size of my breasts!
Lovely, I have no hair there, to me to like when I do not have hair.
Dear, I think that it too to like you!
Lovely, I would like to learn the sizes of your penis!

Posted: Tue Jun 20, 2006 10:56 pm

wayneRBW wrote:

Lovely, I would like to learn the sizes of your penis!

wayneRBW, the baiter with 5 penises

His condoms fit him like a glove Laughing

Where did you dig this lad up from?
He's amazing! Laughing

So much signature material

Posted: Wed Jun 21, 2006 4:35 pm

Natalia O. [email protected] sent me this gem today

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My lovely Vincent!!!
I am happy to receive your letter. It is really pleasant to me to speak
with you about our life and about ours attitudes.
I really to love sex and I want sex. But I to not have wide experience in
sex and I very much to wish to try oral and anal sex. I when to not do
it earlier, but I wish to try it.
I to like to be engaged masturbation. I to like to accept a bathroom and a
jet driving to slide on mine pussy.
I am ready to wait over the weekend and I hope that you want our meeting
and you can help us in our meeting.
Please to go to the Western Union as soon as possible.
I wish to be with you, my body wants sex and love.
I kiss you also wait for your letter.
Yours Natalia.

Posted: Sun Jun 25, 2006 6:05 pm

Anybody remembers this and Wayne's classic "If anyone here's a bus enthusiast then please stand in line so I can slap you stupid. It's a bus!!" Question

Weeeeeellll,apart from featuring a bus-baiting nutter, the thread back then also featured this woman.

The very same woman just sent me this :yikes:

NSWF

Ksenia Ivanova, [email protected] wrote:

Hello LOVE!!!
Please, have gone to me of money, and I at you shall suck eternally! You will send me some money? I want to get your member and to terminate, I want to swallow your sperm and you will thrust to me the member deeply in a vagina, I shall groan from оргазма! You will push to me the member in all my holes, I can even eat your dung, you will be какать, and I to eat, it will be a rigid porno, you can even descend in a toilet to me in a mouth, I shall lick yours to the priest the ор�?трым and sweet language, you want fuck me???? You can arrive to me??? I can arrive to you??? I already for a long time did not have sex and consequently I want, that you have torn mine a hole!
You will lick my vagina while I shall not finish, you want to lick up at me everything, what I to you of ladies???? I adore black people! I shall suck at you know, it, I do not have money to call to you and to arrange sex by phone, but I with pleasure would suit all for you!
I wait for your answer if that I the orphan, and you cannot fuck mine the daddy and mine mum, but you can force me every day!
Yours for ever darling Ksenia!

"I at you shall suck eternally"?? Confused

Hot dang - I'm outta here!

Posted: Sun Jun 25, 2006 6:23 pm

That's it, LB, crap in her mouth and then give her a BIG KISS!!!!!!

If she wants you to do all that to her, she better send you money!

Shocked

Posted: Sun Jun 25, 2006 6:31 pm

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I can even eat your dung

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you can even descend in a toilet to me in a mouth

I wouldn't want her touching any part of me with her mouth after that!! puke

Posted: Mon Jun 26, 2006 11:15 am

Boring reply today

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XXXXXX on the account of sex, I did not try anal and oral sex, but
with you I promise to try, we adult people. We give ourselves the
report, that we want, and we make.

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