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YeaWhatever
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Joined: 24 Oct 2005
Posts: 4188
Location: Secret Lair
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Fri Jun 02, 2006 12:37 pm |
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Hello All,
I have a new safari that looks like it is about to begin. It is not to Darfur this time but to the Bwindi Impenetrable Forest in Uganda. What does this mean? It means that all of the folks out there that are so worried about anything unfortunate happening to a lad can relax. The only thing that can go wrong this time, is that perhaps a gorilla (the hairy kind this time) might go nuts and rip a lad from limb to limb. As cool as that would be, especially if I were lucky enough to get a picture of it, this is pretty unlikely.
Now, please do not get your hopes up here. Keep your expecations really low. Even though this is a very long journey, this safari will probably not be anywhere near as compelling as the last one. Let's face it, that last one is a tough act to follow. But make no mistake, this will be an enormous inconvenience and expense to say the least. The Impenetrable Forest is 1800 miles away from Johannesburg.
As always, I invite any constructive critisism or suggestions.
Enjoy
http://yeawhatever.catholiccall.org/bwindi/safarihome.html
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Eliza_Doolittle
"Warned for lad hugging"
Joined: 16 Mar 2006
Posts: 1979
Location: Contemplating a plan to steal Shiver's cat
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Fri Jun 02, 2006 12:42 pm |
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ohhhhhhh where are the tv cameras - this one sounds like it could be a good movie |
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Agi Hammerthief
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 12 Mar 2006
Posts: 671
Location: .de
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Fri Jun 02, 2006 12:44 pm |
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no rainforrest is impenetrable, please just let them go there not in,
I'd hate to see dead Gorillas as a result of this.
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Subma Shingun
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 19 Apr 2005
Posts: 70
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Fri Jun 02, 2006 1:49 pm |
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Dude you are evil. I'm looking forward to this one. 
I like the way you get the website to match the safari |
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GoldDalek
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 25 Feb 2006
Posts: 663
Location: Back after a while away
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Fri Jun 02, 2006 1:51 pm |
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This looks interesting. Have you decided how you're going to handle his idea of getting someone to meet him at Ruhija yet? |
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YeaWhatever
Baiting Guru
Joined: 24 Oct 2005
Posts: 4188
Location: Secret Lair
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Fri Jun 02, 2006 1:55 pm |
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Actually, Ruhija was my idea. And, no. I have not really figured out what I am going to do about that yet. Obviously, no one is going to meet him there so I will have to come up with a way to either keep the lad there for a few days or keep him traveling around all over the place. |
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<i>"We are in Kampala."</i> - Bernard Martin - The Road to the Bwindi Impenetrable Forest
<i>"i have arrive safe in namibia"</i> - Tony Kalabi - The Road to the Skeleton Coast
<i>"he is in aswan"</i> - Larry Ken - The Road to Abu Sunbul
The Road to the Hot Zone</a>
<a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=89779" target="_blank"> The Making of a TWAT</a>
<a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=100535" target="_blank"> The Second Coming of TWAT</a>
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Sudsman
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 28 May 2004
Posts: 764
Location: Wisconsin: land of beer and badgers
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Fri Jun 02, 2006 2:11 pm |
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I'd hate to see dead Gorillas as a result of this. |
Not bloody likely. I have never known a lad to even own a gun, and if he did there is no freakin' way he's going to be able to smuggle it over several borders. Unless you're afraid he's going to try and kill a gorilla with his machete.  |
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YeaWhatever
Baiting Guru
Joined: 24 Oct 2005
Posts: 4188
Location: Secret Lair
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Fri Jun 02, 2006 2:13 pm |
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This lad is flying to Uganda. There is no chance in hell that a gun is getting on the plane. |
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<i>"I just want to know why."</i> - Koffi Kuku - The Road to Chad/Darfur
<i>"We are in Kampala."</i> - Bernard Martin - The Road to the Bwindi Impenetrable Forest
<i>"i have arrive safe in namibia"</i> - Tony Kalabi - The Road to the Skeleton Coast
<i>"he is in aswan"</i> - Larry Ken - The Road to Abu Sunbul
The Road to the Hot Zone</a>
<a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=89779" target="_blank"> The Making of a TWAT</a>
<a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=100535" target="_blank"> The Second Coming of TWAT</a>
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Roycropper
Baiting Guru
Joined: 14 Nov 2005
Posts: 7992
Location: Luxury Coffin
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Fri Jun 02, 2006 2:17 pm |
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I'm hoping your lad will end up as some gorrilla's live in bum chum. |
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Willie Thorne
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 10 Apr 2006
Posts: 42
Location: on a 147 if I can pot the black and split the reds nicely
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Fri Jun 02, 2006 2:29 pm |
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I can see the Hollywood film rights now...
'Mugus In The Mist' perhaps? |
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Joined: 22 Sep 2005
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Fri Jun 02, 2006 2:31 pm |
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Standby for another YW spectacular!!!!!
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Agi Hammerthief
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 12 Mar 2006
Posts: 671
Location: .de
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Fri Jun 02, 2006 2:34 pm |
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ja ja, no worries.
even if he byes a rifle there, I very much doubt he is ever going to meet wildlife.
He is looking for a bloke sitting on a trunkbox of money not a poacher.
I woner if he is going to employ locals to lead him there?
that would cost some cash. |
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Argh
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 21 Jul 2004
Posts: 28
Location: Norway
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Fri Jun 02, 2006 2:47 pm |
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Padme
Moderator
Joined: 27 May 2005
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Location: The Rebel Base
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Fri Jun 02, 2006 2:57 pm |
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hahaha I love the greedy scientist modality. |
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Toussaint Tatsugi
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 25 Jun 2005
Posts: 814
Location: AS SEEN ON TV!!
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Fri Jun 02, 2006 3:13 pm |
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Oh c'mon- doesn't anybody see what country is directly north of Uganda? It's our old friend the Sudan... my guess is that the dastardly scientist is going to have to take flight from the meeting in Ruhija and make a run for the border- get this lad up to familiar ground in Kartoum, and have HIM search for the other two missing nimwits from the Dharfor trip. |
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KeyserSoze
Elite Baiter
Joined: 06 Dec 2005
Posts: 1138
Location: Debo's pigeon coop
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Fri Jun 02, 2006 3:21 pm |
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what ever happened to the other safari? I was hoping to keep up with the results, but I guess I kinda forgot about it recently.
yuh oh, I gotta go to work now  |
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Norimaro
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Joined: 25 May 2006
Posts: 7
Location: Somewhere in the Upper Midwest, USA.
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Fri Jun 02, 2006 3:58 pm |
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Just don't reenact a certain z-movie called Congo. Ok? Your lad is lucky not having to go through Zimbabwe and etc.
If it was me, I would have said I was studying Mokele Mbembe.  |
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HomerJFong
Courtesiless son of a doggy
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Location: Now seeking sanctuary in the Conch Republic
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Fri Jun 02, 2006 4:12 pm |
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Let me know if he runs into these two chaps:
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mugumogambo
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Joined: 11 Nov 2005
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Fri Jun 02, 2006 4:29 pm |
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Good luck with this one! I hope he brings some travel companions with him as well. I hope you get a picture of the guy before he goes (or after), that way we can Photoshop it in a bunch of hilarious ways when/if the guy sees the site at the end. |
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YeaWhatever
Baiting Guru
Joined: 24 Oct 2005
Posts: 4188
Location: Secret Lair
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Fri Jun 02, 2006 4:34 pm |
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Oh, I will definately be getting a picture of whoever is coming. What I am furiously trying to do now is to get a second lad, unrelated to this bait, to show up to meet the first one. It probably won't happen but that would be some funny shit if it did, especially if I told lad #2 that he had to become Robert Fitzwell. |
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<i>"I just want to know why."</i> - Koffi Kuku - The Road to Chad/Darfur
<i>"We are in Kampala."</i> - Bernard Martin - The Road to the Bwindi Impenetrable Forest
<i>"i have arrive safe in namibia"</i> - Tony Kalabi - The Road to the Skeleton Coast
<i>"he is in aswan"</i> - Larry Ken - The Road to Abu Sunbul
The Road to the Hot Zone</a>
<a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=89779" target="_blank"> The Making of a TWAT</a>
<a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=100535" target="_blank"> The Second Coming of TWAT</a>
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Sudsman
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 28 May 2004
Posts: 764
Location: Wisconsin: land of beer and badgers
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Fri Jun 02, 2006 4:37 pm |
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Stargate
Baiting Guru
Joined: 08 Feb 2005
Posts: 2301
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Fri Jun 02, 2006 5:57 pm |
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I'm buying you a beer if you get the same results as last time.
I'm looking forward to this. You're on your way to earning a special tag above your avatar....something like "Safari Master". |
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Anti-419
Elite Baiter
Joined: 28 Jul 2004
Posts: 1804
Location: Bay Area, CA
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Fri Jun 02, 2006 6:18 pm |
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Another Nice Work...
It would be awesome if we can get a lad to hire a camera man to document the expedition.
Tell him that gorillas love to be stared into the eyes. Make direct eye contact to show friendship and bonding. |
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pug
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Joined: 01 Mar 2006
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Fri Jun 02, 2006 8:24 pm |
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Gorillas also like to be smiled at. Show 'em lots of teeth and a nice big bright grin so they know you're a friend. Also, tell 'em not to bother to bring any sort of insect protection as I sure there will be no flying/biting/stinging insects of any sort. All the water is safe to drink untreated as well. |
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fengibbon
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Fri Jun 02, 2006 9:26 pm |
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you evil evil evil person!!!!!
Just read the whole thing through. Was this an ASEM to the mugu?
Basically, it seems he is falling for his own con? I have loads of cash, I need to get out of the country. Will you help me?
If thats the case, then this guy deserves all he gets and more. How come he doesn't click, that you are playing him at exactly his own game? Bizarre.
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