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doctorisen
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 19 May 2006
Posts: 6
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Fri May 26, 2006 8:49 pm |
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Thought you folks might enjoy this exchange. She sent a photo
earlier--ostensibly of herself--but it sure looks like a copy and paste job.
Amazingly enough, though this is jammed full of BS, she does reply.
It includes a photo that I think is SUPPOSED to be of her parent's funeral, but alas nothing new showing her.
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Dear Vicky,
Let's slow down a second, shall we? As much as I enjoy making obscene
amounts of money, I am no fool, and I must get to know you before
committing to this project. Don't get me wrong, I think you and I
could make a lot of money in this, and perhaps make beautiful
music together, too, if you know what I mean--wink, wink, nudge,
know what I mean?
I had mentioned before that I need to get to know you first. Can
you send a photo of yourself? So you live on the Ivory Coast? Is that
where the famous soap is made?
If I may be so bold, what is your marital status? Do you have a boyfriend?
Are you interested in a long-term relationship? You didn't answer my
question about whether you'd be interested in moving to America.
I'll be in Montana in a few days to check on the dental floss ranch
operation. It's beautiful there this time of year. The flamingos linger
in every swamp and slough, and alligators are on the prowl. Parrots
and cockatiels are everywhere. As much as I love my ranch, I always
stop by Mount Rushmore on my way. Perhaps you've heard of it, Vicky.
It's a wonderful granite mountain that's been sculpted to honor many
of our most influential American Presidents, such as George Washington,
Teddy Kennedy, Groucho Marx, and Jerry Lewis. If you've ever seen
the movie "North by Northwest" with Cary Grant and Grace Kelly, you've
seen Mount Rushmore in the scene near the end where Grace Kelly nearly
dies by falling off the mountain. What many movie goers didn't realize is
that after the filming was completed, there actually was a tragedy on
the mountain when Captain Crunch threw Lucille Ball off the mountain.
All the way down the mountain she was heard yelling, "Rickyyyyyyyy!"
I'm glad the Storage House doesn't know the contents of the box. Let's
keep that our little secret, shall we, Vicky? Can I trust you to keep
this just between ourselves?
You say you're living in a guest house. How's that going? Do you have
enough room to be comfortable? Do you have enough food?
I see news stories of some of the people in Africa who have so very
little food, it just makes me feel awful. Especially when I see
children who don't have enough food. No child should ever go
hungry again, as God is my witness.
Do you like children, Vicky?
I hope you don't mind all these questions, Vicky, but as I said I
must get to know you before we can do business together. But
make no mistake, my intent is to give you the business in every
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ladhunter84
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 26 May 2006
Posts: 17
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Sun May 28, 2006 1:54 am |
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LOL that's hilarious
lol lol I like how you talk to "her" like "o, vicki, know what I mean, baby?" b/c u know she doesn't understand a damn word your saying. You probably confused the hell out of that nigerian |
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