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Posted: Fri May 26, 2006 8:03 am

this is my new record! I am whoring my flextel number out to all and sundry feel free to get your mugu to call, day time it rings and rings, night time a confused haywood that needs everything explaining ten times answers and tries to burn as much mugu phone credit as possible.

by the end of the week i am going to make a cd that i will leave on repeat play all day that just has me saying 'hello.......... hello........ this is haywood, who is this.............. i can't really hear you well.............. hello'

and then leave the phone on auto answer Smile

Posted: Fri May 26, 2006 8:42 am

What can I say.....brilliant work Very Happy

Posted: Fri May 26, 2006 9:23 am

I have just the lad for this modality. He's having trouble with the $28,000 payment of the transfer tax and frustration oozes from his every pore...Yuk! That's quite a disgusting thought actually.

So if a Fr4nk Ko$oko calls, tell him Bill, or Mark, or Leanne, say hi. I'm sure he'll understand Very Happy

Posted: Fri May 26, 2006 10:51 am

no problem, do you want him insulted or played along with i.e. whats the story i tell him.

Posted: Fri May 26, 2006 11:02 am

Can I give the number to a very forward young lady who not only wants me to help her move millions of dollars, but is now getting a bit frisky?? I'd wind her up on the phone myself, but she might nitice that I'm not a bloke!

Posted: Fri May 26, 2006 11:03 am

my flextel stats, but the columns won't post in a readable format

Day Total Average
calls seconds
� �All�� Unanswer Answer Ring Talk
25/05/2006� 16� 15� 1� 11.0� 540�
24/05/2006� 5� 38 0� 0.0� 0�
23/05/2006� 17� 15� 2� 8.5� 300�
22/05/2006� 2� 1� 1� 8.0� 180�
21/05/2006� 16� 14� 2� 10.0� 60�
20/05/2006� 1� 1� 0� 0.0� 0�
19/05/2006� 9� 7� 2� 11.5� 120�
18/05/2006� 7� 7� 0� 0.0� 0�
17/05/2006� 19� 13� 6� 11.0� 30�
16/05/2006� 4� 3� 1� 13.0� 180�
15/05/2006� 3� 2� 1� 9.0� 300�
12/05/2006� 13� 3� 9� 9.7� 13�
11/05/2006� 11� 3� 8� 11.1� 8�
10/05/2006� 4� 3� 1� 9.0� 60�
09/05/2006� 5� 2� 3� 8.7� 120�
08/05/2006� 22� 17� 5� 9.2� 132�
07/05/2006� 9� 4� 5� 11.8� 192�
06/05/2006� 1� 1� 0� 0.0� 0�

Posted: Fri May 26, 2006 11:20 am

Something like this do you haywood?

Code:

Day Total Average
calls seconds
All Unanswer Answer Ring Talk
25/05/2006 16 15 1    11.0 540
24/05/2006 5 38    0    0.0 0
23/05/2006 17 15 2    8.5 300
22/05/2006 2 1    1    8.0 180
21/05/2006 16 14 2    10.0 60
20/05/2006 1 1    0    0.0 0
19/05/2006 9 7    2    11.5 120
18/05/2006 7 7    0    0.0 0
17/05/2006 19 13 6    11.0 30
16/05/2006 4 3    1    13.0 180
15/05/2006 3 2 1    9.0 300
12/05/2006 13 3    9    9.7 13
11/05/2006 11 3    8    11.1 8
10/05/2006 4 3    1    9.0 60
09/05/2006 5 2    3    8.7 120
08/05/2006 22 17 5    9.2 132
07/05/2006 9 4    5    11.8 192
06/05/2006 1 1    0    0.0 0

Posted: Fri May 26, 2006 12:01 pm

see thats why i could never be a computer wizard! Rolling Eyes

not gonna bother asking how you did that as i probably wouldn't get it!

I gave up on complex stuff long ago

10 GOTO 20
20 PRINT

and all that

Posted: Fri May 26, 2006 12:04 pm

It took me a while to format it, but use the [ code ] and [ / code ] tags (minus the spaces) and use it just like the quote tags.

Incidentally, 10 GOTO 20 is a bit redundant since in BASIC, it will advance to the next line anyway Very Happy

Posted: Fri May 26, 2006 12:24 pm

hey listen, in my day, that was all the rage on a bbc micro (might even have been the spectrum i did that on?)

Master Baiter Joined: 21 Jul 2005 Posts: 228

I think you mean...
10 PRINT "MUGU!!!"
20 GOTO 10
Wink

Not quite a Newb Joined: 24 Jan 2006 Posts: 71

Excellent Work...

A 'friend' of mine once put me in the Buy and Sell for a playstation 2 for sale, the week they were released for WAY under the asking price, I got HUNDREDS of calls. Did you know the old Nokias will only register 99 missed calls and no more haha..

Which reminds me.... how about putting UK scammers phone numbers into the Autotrader and Buy and Sell, it's free to do and if you word something the right way, they will be PLAGUED with calls.... or is that involving the unsuspecting general public too much????

Great fun though.

Posted: Fri May 26, 2006 12:57 pm

probably pissing off innocent people a little too much.

thought about inventing my own tart cards for phone boxes, 'lonely scammer wants hot filthy phone calls from people who like to give abuse'

i am sure someone would ring up

Posted: Fri May 26, 2006 12:59 pm

call center staff will look at my stats - my god he takes 11 rings on average to answer, no productivity bonus on that phone!

Not quite a Newb Joined: 24 Jan 2006 Posts: 71

I thought so..

The chatline type scenario you mentioned is good also.. If you REALLY want, you can put the number on a Gay/Straight/Swingers messageboard..... ask for TEXT FUN ONLY and see what happens.

Posted: Fri May 26, 2006 1:14 pm

they are good to an extent but you never see the fruit of your endevour, i prefer a more hands on approach, and if they call me, they pay about 40p a minute, quite regularly they get cut off and phone back saying sorry they had to recharge credit, as they don't realise how much i cost to call,

I wonder if I could get one of those premium rate lines....

Not quite a Newb Joined: 24 Jan 2006 Posts: 71

True... and of course, the more THEY spend the better... now a premium rate line would be great, at least then you could REALLY drain their credit!

Posted: Fri May 26, 2006 1:26 pm

yeah i think you would have to register it in a real name though. but would be good

Posted: Fri May 26, 2006 2:14 pm

I love the spliced together collection idea. That could be damn funny if there is some decent variety in the lads' reactions, especially if they get really pissed off.

Posted: Fri May 26, 2006 4:12 pm

What would be neat is what we call in the States a '976' number. Usually a sex line or some other premium 'service' where the call gets charged $1.99/minute and up. The phone ocmpany gets part of the money and the line owner the rest.
Im not suggesting a cash bait, but if we could give out such a number with the line connected to a charity that would be really cool. I remember years ago a member from Finland had numbers like that.

Race

Evil Genius Joined: 02 Jan 2005 Posts: 715

A phone lad insists on getting a phone number to call me - so thanks!

Elite Baiter Joined: 03 Jan 2006 Posts: 1455

You can't usually call premium rate numbers from abroad. The nice 'K' rate numbers are best Smile

Posted: Sat May 27, 2006 12:49 am

You should see my Stana phone. I leave that SOB on, and I have like 30 missed calls a day. A lot of them are from one particular lad that is getting kind of pissed that he has to call me so much Very Happy

Posted: Sat May 27, 2006 5:21 am

any of the UK preminum #s that can be directed to a US number?
I am not sure if flextel can be I had to put 00 in fron of the 1516xxxxxxx of my stana phone # but I am not sure if it is going to work

Baiting Guru Joined: 04 Dec 2005 Posts: 3551

U.S. baiters can call Europe, Canada, and everywhere free with VOIP from Vonage. Premium rate is $25 monthly. You can block caller ID.

Voicemails can be sent to you via e-mail and played back. Too fun for words. Laughing

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