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Posted: Thu May 11, 2006 11:46 am

I signed up to millionairematch.com and got this hit off it.

"Greetings David!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Thank you for a quickly reply to my message:)
I have not thought, that i recieve the answer so quickly,
And I am very pleased, that you did not ignore my letter.
I have already lost hope to find my sincere friend, and I have decided to try to make it with the help of the Internet.
I was said that people are calm and kind in your country and I have decided to get acquainted with male from your country.
It is very good. people have shown me club of acquaintances and I began to look profiles.
I was surprised very much when i saw such set of man's profiles who look for the women!!!
Really there are so many lonely men in your country ?!!! It is very sad.: (
SO MANY men are lonely and have no happiness in private life.
I saw your sincere structure, and I was interested in you very much and have decided to write to you.
In my profile the manager of the Internet of cafe had written that my residence are in the USA because club of acquaintances did not accept my Russian postal index.
I do not know, why, but I live in Russia, and I hope, that it does not confuse you?
Probably I speak badly English? I shall try to speak better if you will help me with it?
I have not thought, that you write me. You can not imagine how it was pleasant to receive your letter!
Well I want to tell to you more about myself !.
The Russian woman does not differ from others!
May be it will be easier for me to describe myself if I do not make it for the first time.
In me words and ideas have mixed up, because I worry a little. I did not expect, that you will answer me,
And when I have seen your letter, my heart was filled with pleasure and heat.
And now I am sitting at a computer, and I do not know what to write to you.
Excuse me if I make many mistakes in the letter, I don not absolutely well know the English language.
So, if something is not clear for you, ask me again, ok?
My name - Irina, I was born in city under the name - Yoshkar-Ola, it about the city of Cheboksary.

My growth 5,7 and weight of 120 pounds. I the brunette,have dark brown eyes.

I like to look comedies.
I listen to any music. For entertainment, I like to read books, to play table tennis, to walk with girlfriends.
do You play in desktop tennis, it is where a small ball on a table?it is pingpon
My city is in 850 kilometers from Moscow, this big distance!
You heard about Moscow, probably you were there earlier?
I can ask you about a difference of time between our countries, probably you know it?
Here where I live not so warm climate and as in Russia very cold winters, but weather forecasters promised that this year
It will be not so cold nevertheless! Here is very beautiful nature, the rivers and lakes, you heard about Volga?
Volga it the biggest river in Russia, it is not far from my city!
I very much like to be on fresh air, I love the nature.

I like to bathe.
I do not drink, and I do not smoke, drugs even never saw
I live together with my mum and the sister, I work as the advertising agent in a wholesale warehouse, I distribute products in shops!
it is not my speciality,but i have no choice
After my birth my father has died of accident on building.
I as have the sister, we live all together, we are very amicable family and always try to help each other!

My speciality - the lawyer, but I cannot find work on my speciality, therefore I should work In addition to various works.
I work to earn for my residing. I have higher education, and I am rather sharp.
I shall finish the letter, very soon I shall write to you again, I shall continue the story about myself.
I want to know all about you and about your life AS we live in the various countries at me there are questions:
you are ready to communicate with the woman from Russia?
Or the woman living abroad has no any interest for you?
Well I hope that I have not tired you with my letter?
I shall wait for the letter from you with impatience!
for tomorrow my new friend
If you have a photo, send to me please

Irina!!!"

(edit) forgot to post the email address up in case anyone else wants a go. [email protected]

Posted: Thu May 11, 2006 1:01 pm

At least she likes to bathe Shocked

. I wish I could get a woman like that Rolling Eyes

Posted: Thu May 11, 2006 1:53 pm

She has alot of make-up on. Shocked

Posted: Thu May 11, 2006 4:14 pm

^^^^ It takes a lot of work to hide that "5:00 o'clock shadow"... Laughing

Posted: Thu May 11, 2006 5:29 pm

Does that white stuff around her eyes glow in the dark?

Maybe she's been making milk come out of her eyes? Ever see that trick? Swallow some milk, and make it come out of your sinuses, or whatever that glands are up there?

(OK, I'm not a doctor, but I've played one in my letters!)

Razz

Posted: Thu May 11, 2006 5:44 pm

Something isn't quite right with this "lady".....I was immediately drawn to the odd part in her hair, looks almost like a dude wearing a wig.

And yes, she'll need a hammer and chisel to remove all of that make-up.

Baiting Guru Joined: 03 Mar 2006 Posts: 7103 Location: Yes

@Wayne -- I've always admired your "sincere structure" -- you know that, right?

Posted: Thu May 11, 2006 6:28 pm

Of course, if she removes her clothes, we'll forget about the makeup!!

Wink

Posted: Sat May 13, 2006 8:19 pm

At least I know she's not a scammer. She told me so Rolling Eyes

"I aiso heard about scam on the Internet and I promise you that I shall not tell a lie to you and I shall not cause to you evil!
I have serious intentions and I shall not play on feelings of people!
I only regret that such people create problems for fair girls and because of such people appear mistrust to fair people!"

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 13 May 2006 Posts: 9

"The Russian woman does not differ from others! "

Damn !! I was conviced they had 3 breasts...

Posted: Tue May 16, 2006 11:47 am

One on their back for dancing you mean? Laughing

This one's pushing the fact she's not a scammer

"I will never tell a lie to you,because I do not like when people tell a lie.I know that some girls ask the money from foreign men,as for me I am not such girl.I was told a lie too and i know what it is."

Posted: Tue May 16, 2006 2:04 pm

Dancing? That's what a nice butt is for, handholds!

You know, she could prove she's not a scammer by sending YOU money!!!!

Posted: Tue May 16, 2006 2:05 pm

Dancing? That's what a nice butt is for, handholds!

You know, she could prove she's not a scammer by sending YOU money!!!!

Wannabe Baiter Joined: 16 Apr 2006 Posts: 85

Three breasts? Isnt that from Total Recall?

C'mon dude.. perfect setup for a trophy! "Well how you prove your not a scammer, is with a photo saying....Ivana Tinkle (Your best friends name)

and if your confident she wont run.. Skin to win!

Posted: Wed May 17, 2006 3:29 am

I was wondering where I saw this girl before. She has a striking resemblence to someone in the past. Then I remembered.

Her face reminds me of the white aliens removed from the crashed UFO at Rosewell, NM. She says she is not a baiter from Russia. I wonder when she landed here.

Posted: Thu May 18, 2006 12:19 am

Quote:

Three breasts? Isnt that from Total Recall?

I believe that the concept was first introduces by Al Bundy, pictured on wayne's avatar in the Marries with Children sitcom. Great idea Al !