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KeyserSoze
Elite Baiter
Joined: 06 Dec 2005
Posts: 1138
Location: Debo's pigeon coop
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Sat Apr 22, 2006 3:29 am |
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my girlfriend stopped replying sending me letters after the 5th time I replied with something like "thats great" or "tell me more"
So I started using random love letter generators from the internet. But now I have sent out a few replies with famous speeches such as Martin luther King's "I have a dream" speech. I am waiting to see if my girlfriends will notice anything funny about my latest letter.
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"I was the head of the dradded occult menber in my university days.I have drank so many peoples blood physically if you dont know. so you people are too small for me ok?" - The soulless dunce cap lad
 "WE HAVE REALLY SUFFERED GREATLY ON THIS 23 HOURS TRIP FROM IBADAN TO YOLA AND FINALLY TO MADUGURI. IT WAS A SERIOUS TERIBLE JOURNEY." - Kenny the healer - aprox 2500 miles
"I have worn your soul and I will Auction it to the land of the dead before 2 weeks. I laugh at your stupidity. I shall drink my early morning tea with your skull in the land of the dead by two weeks from now" - Cassidy the photographer -
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friday3
Elite Baiter
Joined: 28 Oct 2005
Posts: 1341
Location: beating my new firefox..
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Sat Apr 22, 2006 3:32 am |
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"If you really loved me you'd lose the clothes"  |
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"Hubbard is a "crackpot" and of "doubtful mental background." - From FBI files concerning L, Ron Hubbard
Mods have a wonderful sense of humor; you just aren't funny
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Justin Bieber
419Eater is my life
Joined: 10 Jan 2006
Posts: 443
Location: No 27 Gbamgbalogun , Akure , Ondo State, Nigeria
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Sat Apr 22, 2006 6:14 am |
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| I just got done chatting with a girl from Ghana that said she would take naked pics while holding a sign, so if you really do love me you will get the pics I requested hunny |
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| So you dont love me? Is that why you won't get the naked pics for me? Hunny....whyyyyyyyyyyy? |
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Am regret to knowing you in my life,after you know that noting for me again,no job,no house,no parent,so what am waiting for,it will better for me to kill my self - Footprint
I know you are not ready to help me,after you detroy my life you said that i should not contact you anymore,i will kill my self,and is you and your husband who killed me - Footprint
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Stepan Fetchit
Elite Baiter
Joined: 09 Nov 2005
Posts: 1977
Location: Anywhere but squaresville, man
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Sat Apr 22, 2006 11:08 am |
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A couple of mine have figured out I just send the letter they send, back to them. Same 'group'....luckily, all don't notice. |
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