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Hello I'm New here! Joined: 04 Apr 2006 Posts: 6

Evening people,

I'm pretty much new to this Baiting lark, some of the stuff you guys have come up with has made me want to give it a go myself. You'll recognise that I've based my first bait on one of Shivers past stories.

Using Tempmail.net I've found some choice Lads to email, here's one of them....
(Please excuse the many of the mispelt names, this is to stop the MuguGoogling.

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Dear R!chard E. Tarrd,

Compliment of the day. How are you and the ministry. May God Almighty continue to bless you and the ministry. My name is Mr Fajototiti Sammuel Ayomippo. I have been looking for an opportunity to be assisted to be a useful person for God in my life.

I came from Polygamous family. I lot my daddy since when I was 5 yrs old. No one has really come with any help to assist me go to school. I manage to go to a computer school there I was awarded diploma in Data Processing. I have use this to manage with my poor mother and my younger onces.

I am really seeking your help to complete my education. I have read so many wonderful things about the Eqilibbrium Unittariian Missions there in the United Kingdom both home and abroad.I am ready to join fully and help to you spread the news all over the world. I am a good singer and a good music composer. I also have it in my dream to also help the less privillage onces.

I will be glad if you give my issue a second thought. Your prompt response will be appreciated.

Best Regards
Sammuel Fajototiti

Wow I'd not even sent this guy an email and I've got someone asking to join my new Faith (The Unit�d Eq�ilibrium Unit�rian M�ssion) - Must of got a good review in this months 'What Faith' magazine.

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Dear Sammuel

I am very well thank you.
I'm very confused as to how you got my email address.

I'm really very sorry to hear of the loss of your father and the effect it may of had on your up bringing. Brother, I would be very happy to assist you in reaching eternal Eqilibbrium. Our faith will always do what it can to make sure every parishioner is well looked after and if required, educated. I'm very confident that we can help you, I hold you and your family very close to my heart.

I'm so pleased to hear that you've heard of our Mission, I must say that it never fails to brighten up my day to know that I'm well looked after and guidance is only a prayer away.

When I walk through a storm, I've always been told to hold my head up high and not be afraid of the dark.
At the end of the storm, theres a golden sky and the sweet silver song of the lark.
Walk on through the wind, walk on through the rain where often your dreams will be tossed and blown.
Walk on, walk on with hope within your heart and you'll never ever be one to walk alone.

My brother, you will of course have to prove your commitment to our ministry. This will require a photograph of your induction, and you will have to sign our Order of the United Eqilibbrium Unittariian Missionary certificate which I can send to you.

Blessings,

R!chard Tarrd
Financial Development
United Eqilibbrium Unittariian Missionary

I'm a bit of a Liverpool fan, so some of you fellow footy followers might have recognised my You'll Never Walk Alone quote.

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Dear R!chard E.

Thanks for your concern. I am more than please to hear from you. I shall wait for the Order of the United Eqilibbrium Unittariian Missionary certificate so that I can sign and send back to you.

Thank you once again. May God Almighty continue to bless you and move his work forward.

Best Regards

Sammuel Fajototiti

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Sammuel
I'm absolutely delighted that you want to become a part of the love that we share here.

Please find attached our certificate that we ask you to sign and send back to us.

We normally do the signing ceremony here within our own church, where we document each stage of the procedure. Being in this case that it is not possible, we ask that you can provide us with what we need to accept your certificate.

Your signature and photographs are required. Due to the photographs being taken we please ask that you dress in formal attire.

1. Print out in colour the attached file (certificate.jpg) onto A4 paper.
2. A photograph to be taken with you at a table with the certificate before signing.
3. We ask that you add your name clearly on the certificate.
4. A photograph to be taken as you sign the certificate.
5. Your signature marked and the date also clearly written.
6. A final photograph of you standing facing the camera whilst holding your newly signed certificate.
7. Please colour scan the certificate back in high quality (at least 100dpi).
8. Then send this and the photograph scans back to me for approval.

Only if these steps are followed correctly we can then move onto your initiation.

I very much looking forward to seeing your certificate ceremony pictures, we encourage you to invite all your friends and family to this event and enjoy the day.

Blessings.

R!chard Tarrd
Financial Development
United Eqilibbrium Unittariian Missionary

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Dear R!chard E.

Thanks for the mail. Who is Asda Greeter? I will be happy if you can explain further.

I hope to hear from you soon

Sammuel

Being a little naive, I didn't expect him to ask anything of the certificate, so I reply....

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Sammuel,
I apologise for not expaining the Asda Greeter, I'm bringing you into our faith and I've not even explained our history of the Asda Greeter.

In the United States of America 1907, UEUM founder George Galloway and his followers travelled for 60 days and 60 nights in Northern California before settling in a small valley near Springville. George Galloway and his followers built several homes, a school and a church out of what was available to them in the nearby Asda Woods, they named their new village Shelbyville. For years they lived off what was around them, much of which came from Asda, they sourced Chicken, Cows, Milk, Fruit, Vegetables and Double Deckers. Due to this diet George Galloway coined the Phrase 'Victorius Immodium', which is Latin for living off what nature provides. We at the United Eqilibbrium Unittariian Mission believe that with almighty God's help, and the Fruits of the Loom, George Galloway and his settlers managed to beat off the cold winter to make Shelbyville the thriving city it is now and the UEUM the Tree hugging faith it is today.

So back then, the Asda Greeter was our founder George Galloway, but over the years the responsibility gets passed down onto the next MUG (Man Under Galloway) who then looks after the UEUM.

Brother I hope this helps you, there are books available that will explain the story in far more detail. I personally follow the Puffin Books version, Stigo Vadump.

I very much look forward to receiving your certificate.

Blessings.

R!chard Tarrd
Financial Development
United Eqilibbrium Unittariian Missionary

A nice little story!

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Dear R!chard E.

Thanks for the prompt mail. I am please to let you undertsand that two of my friends whoose name is Shickko Paul and Adams Mark are really interested to join. They will be send their certificate very soon.

Sorry to bother you with questions. What will be my duties when I join the UEUM? I will be glad to know.

I ll be glad to also have your personal telephone no when you reply me. Do have a wonderful day. I will hope hear from you as soon as possible

Sammuel

More questions, time for some more spoofing..
I thought a little effort into throwing an FA Cup final party would go down well.

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Sammuel,

I'm very excited to hear that you have talked of the UEUM to others and have encouraged them to join us in the good work we do.

My brother, please do not be embarrassed to ask questions, these are very welcome when you are curious about our faith.

When you join us, there isn't really a large amount of 'work' to do, all we ask is that you live your life well, treat other people as you wish to be treated yourself, help others when they need it, and pass on the good word about the UEUM. Occaisionally we ask that you invite others into your home to be served lunch and beverages, this year we ask that this can be done on the 13th May this is to celebrate the coming of the FA Chalis. The Former Asda Chalis was first beautifully carved out of wood by George Galloway, today the Chalis is solid silver.

Due to your soon coming ceremony, we don't want to pressure you into inviting people into your home, but the decision is solely up to you.

I very much look forward to receiving your certificates, all I ask is that you take plently of pictures of the shared ceremony between the three of you and send them to me to show my peers and fellow parissioners.

Blessings.

R!chard Tarrd
Financial Development
United Eqilibbrium Unittariian

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Dear R!chard,
I want to have your phone no so that I can have some discussion with you on phone.

I hope to see your reply sooon

Sammuel

Ay up, he wants to talk - I'll fob him off for the time being...

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Sammuel,

I'm afraid that calling is very difficult, can I suggest that if you have any queries to email me instead.

Blessings.

R!chard Tarrd
Financial Development
United Eqilibbrium Unittariian

Quote:

Dear R!chard,
Cant UEUM members call themselves hence am joining the church soon?

Sammuel

What a thing to say, he may have a point - but I'm going to slap him anyway!

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Sammuel
I'm not sure that I liked the tone of your previous email, please reassure me that this is due to your less than perfect English and that it wasn't your intention to be rude.

Please understand that we have never done an induction overseas before.

Calling is difficult, what question cannot be asked on email but can over the phone.
Please Sammuel, for the time being can we communicate via email. Once initiated I will let you get in touch with a peer of mine.

Brother, If you have any problems please email me

Blessings.

R!chard Tarrd
Financial Development
United Eqilibbrium Unittariian

That hit the spot!

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Dear R!chard,

I am very sorry, If I was rude in my previous mail. I am so inqusitive to know more about the UEUM because I really want to initiate so many people here and they will ask me so many questions which I will want to defend one After my iniitiation, Will my spirit be joining you for meetings in UK I will remaining here and worship Asda Greeter?.

please are the advantages what are the advantages of becoming a member and disadvantages for member who will want to join and later leave the church.

Once again, I `m so sorry. I never ment to be rude to you. Please forgive me.

I will be expecting your reply

Sammuel

Sweet!

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Sammuel,

My brother if it was not your intention to be rude, then I have no reason to take this matter any further.

I'm so pleased that you are so inquisitive about the UEUM, all I ask is that you converse with myself via email for the time being.

Please, please just ask me any question at all if you wish to know more.

How are your certificates coming along, have you and your friends Shickko and Adams made your pledges by signing them yet?

The advantages of becoming a member of our church are truely numerous, we have many church pilgrimages to Lourdes in France, Craggy Island, Isle of Man, Canvey Island, Amsterdam and Chorley. We hold many festivals such as the Harvest Festival, Glastonbury Festival, The Vee Festival, Edinburgh Festival and the Asda Festival. We hold big banquets, often for as many 200 people, these feasts are normally done to raise as awareness for the starving. I've not heard many cases of people disbanding from our church, but shouldn't imagine that there disadvantages or forfeits for leaving, but I'm of the belief that once you've joined - you won't want to leave.

Blessings.

R!chard Tarrd
Financial Development
United Eqilibbrium Unittariian

Its so great here at the UEUM!!

....Hello, who's this?

Quote:

Hello R!chard,
Its my plessure writing you this morning,meanwhile let me intruduce myself to you and how i got ur e-mail. I am Shickko Paul and I got ur e-mail from Sammuel, he tells me about your church helping people which i was much interested and i told him to give me the certificate to print but he refused to give that to me becos he was unable to believe that anyway I dont mind what people say and talk about... I am very interested with my brother we will like to join the church but i will like to ask further question can you help my brother and I in getting to your church becos we will like to worship with you and get to know more about the church..

According to what you wrote to Sammuel in previuos mail was that someone need to be a member of the church before i can recieve help from you Oh yes am fully ready right away so i need ur certificate and the instrution to follow up when sending the certificate.

Thanks
Regards
Shickko Paul

And....

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Dear R!chard,
My brother and I are ready to do what you want us to do becos we are really suffering here since we loss our father so its remain our mother ... she was very happy when we tell her about this church. I will like to ve ur reply soon..

Regards
PAUL'S FAMILY

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Shickko,
How lovely it is to hear from you, I'm very pleased to hear that you want to join the UEUM. I do not understand why Sammuel doesn't feel confident in the certificate, as its really very straight forward, if there anything more you can tell me about this I'd be very grateful.

(below pasted from a previous email to Sammuel)

Please find attached our certificate that we ask you to sign and send back to us.

We normally do the signing ceremony here within our own church, where we document each stage of the procedure. Being in this case that it is not possible, we ask that you can provide us with what we need to accept your certificate.

Your signature and photographs are required. Due to the photographs being taken we please ask that you dress in formal attire.

1. Print out in colour the attached file (certificate.jpg) onto A4 paper.
2. A photograph to be taken with you at a table with the certificate before signing.
3. We ask that you add your name clearly on the certificate.
4. A photograph to be taken as you sign the certificate.
5. Your signature marked and the date also clearly written.
6. A final photograph of you standing facing the camera whilst holding your newly signed certificate.
7. Please colour scan the certificate back in high quality (at least 100dpi).
8. Then send this and the photograph scans back to me for approval.

Only if these steps are followed correctly we can then move onto your initiation.

I very much looking forward to seeing your certificate ceremony pictures, we encourage you to invite all your friends and family to this event and enjoy the day.

Blessings.

R!chard Tarrd
Financial Development
United Eqilibbrium Unittariian

I attach the certificate again

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Dear R!chard E,

This is to inform you that two memebers are joining the church tommorrow. I have downloaded the cerificate and give them the instruction of what to do.

Do you have some members in Africa.?

Well I will be glad to hear from you.

Sammuel

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Sammuel,

I'm very pleased to hear from you, Shickko has told me that you do not understand the certificate. Please let me know of your thoughts regarding this and if you have any problems

Blessings.

R!chard Tarrd
Financial Development
United Eqilibbrium Unittariian

The next email is simply the certificates from the other guy Shickko

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<a href="http://i63.photobucket.com/albums/h150/richardtard/shikko_paul1.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://s63.photobucket.com/albums/h150/richardtard/th_shikko_paul1.jpg" border="0" alt="Image hosting by Photobucket"></a>

<a href="http://i63.photobucket.com/albums/h150/richardtard/shikko_paul2.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://s63.photobucket.com/albums/h150/richardtard/th_shikko_paul2.jpg" border="0" alt="Image hosting by Photobucket"></a>

<a href="http://i63.photobucket.com/albums/h150/richardtard/shikko_paul3.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://s63.photobucket.com/albums/h150/richardtard/th_shikko_paul3.jpg" border="0" alt="Image hosting by Photobucket"></a>

And this is pretty much where I'm now up to!

Thought I'd post up what I have so far, see what some of you guys think.

I'm looking to get these guys to tattoo the UEUM logo to themselves, as I think it would look quite fetching - not to mention it would also say 'Mugu' when reflected in the mirror. I would like to say that its a requirement to be part of the UEUM!!

So any thoughts as to where I should take it next, some ideas how I might be able to take these guys for a run around whilst dangling a carrot in front of them ......and then my tattoo?

Many thanks!!!!
Alex

Posted: Wed Apr 19, 2006 8:28 am

We seem to be getting some talented new guys coming in
I'm very impressed with the first baits that are popping up Very Happy

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 04 Apr 2006 Posts: 6

Ug the Barbarian wrote:

We seem to be getting some talented new guys coming in
I'm very impressed with the first baits that are popping up Very Happy

I've enjoyed reading some of your baits, coming from you I'll take that as quite a compliment!!
Thanks Ug!

Very Happy

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Thats a exellent first bait so far.
I have no doubt you will get the tattoos....well done Very Happy

Posted: Wed Apr 19, 2006 1:12 pm

Very promising bait so far. I think more religions should include Asda greeters.

FYI, adding accents to characters may not hide you from a MuguGoogle, google searches on unaccented characters seem to bring up accented versions of those words as well (i don't know if this is always the case, though).

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 04 Apr 2006 Posts: 6

Thanks guys!!

Good to know that its been given the thumbs up, and that for a first attempt I'm not going too wrong!!
Sorry for the noob queries and that, but we've all gotta start somewhere!

firehouse5 wrote:

FYI, adding accents to characters may not hide you from a MuguGoogle,

Thanks Firehouse, I've had a look and your right - Google is a bit too good at times. I've swapped the above for mispelt names instead.

Right, I've not replied to any of the lads over the weekend holiday - so just now I've sent them this email.

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Sammuel, Shickko & Femmmi
Happy Easter to you!!!

I'm very sorry for taking so long to reply to your last messages, early friday morning our parish all set off on pilgrimage to Lourdes in France, in the hope to see some miracles of our own.

It was such a wonderful and fulfilling trip, it has given me a new lease of life.

Sammuel, thank you so much for what you've done for us so far, we are absolutely thrilled with the good work that you've done in passing on the word about the United Eqilibriium Unittarian Mission. I was talking to some of my peers on the trip about yourselves and how we would love to meet you all.

I've made it possible for you the three of you to all come and stay with us all for a week or so and see for yourself the things that we do here in the UK.

Please give this trip much consideration as all we ask is you bring yourselves and we will do all we can to fund the trip.

My blessings to each of you.

R!chard Tarrd
Financial Development
United Eqilibriium Unittarian

...and attached 5 random pictures of people in Lourdes for extra realism

The smell of money!!!
They obviously will not have any interest in the offer, but the thought of 'organising' the trip with 'my funds' will no doubt perk up their interest further!! Wink

Posted: Wed Apr 19, 2006 5:49 pm

Oh, you are great. I will follow this story.

Nice!

I need to be more creative....

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They obviously will not have any interest in the offer

Dont you bet on it mate, if theres a chance of a VISA in it for them they,ll be interested Very Happy

Posted: Wed Apr 19, 2006 8:48 pm

I'm looking forward to the tattoos! Very Happy

Posted: Thu Apr 20, 2006 7:12 pm

A fantastic bait!

I'm particularly impressed with your list of pilgrimage locations. Who wouldn't want to go to Canvey Island? And Chorley! Hell, I'll join the UEUM for that! I look forward to receiving my certificate. Very Happy

Posted: Thu Apr 20, 2006 8:41 pm

Ooh, nice bait. I like the mirror tattoo, and the reference to George Galloway made me giggle.

<I was Miss P H, but I seem to be having problems accessing my e-mail and getting new passwords at the moment. I'm hyped from Haywood's cam fest and can't concentrate!>

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 04 Apr 2006 Posts: 6

Thanks for your comments guys, I'll try and keep you all updated on here!!!

Ooooh they liked the idea of a trip, now let me think of an occaision for them to look forward to.

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Dear Mr R!chard,

I `m very happy to hear from you again and the golden opportunity your organization is given me and my friends.

Sir, Kindly when do you want us to arrive to UK? in what form do you want to obtain our visas.

As you know from the begaining. I `m not financially boyant. I need some money to sucure my international passport and some minor expenses.

I will be happy yo have to know your full plans for us.

I look foward to hear from you soon.

Best Regards

Sammuel

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Happy Easter R!chard,

I'm very happy to hear this and I have being wondering why your reply came so late but now am very happy to hear from you..R!chard we will like to come there to worship with you and get to know you personally moreover we need below things to let us come down there to meet you in United Kingdom;

1. Invitation Letter to grant us the visa
2. We need an International Passport
3. Some amout of money to do our preparation for coming.

R!chard I will like to know how soon this will be because we really happy now and we wish to celebrate this before we leave to United Kingdom so we can have some other people to joiun as well, almost of the people think this organization was not real but now am very convidence to tell them Its REAL so come and join... R!chard i sent my regard to the rest of the member of the church and we will love to meet them all .

Let me know when you are ready to help us and my friend Femi also extend his greatings to you I ve just told him that you will be helping us getting to United Kingdom and he was very happy....

Shickko Paul
I wait for you response

And one from the quiet one Flemi, I take it he isn't very good at scamming due to the total lack of chat!! (Hey if it was me, I'd be pretending to be jumping up and down at the chance of a trip to the UK!!)

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Hi R!chard,

I am very greatful for your willingness to help us, Do you mean we should get ready for our coming..... Thanks and we wait for ur next step

Happy Easter

So, they don't sound cheap!
I think for the moment I'll overlook their questions about the visa.
(I might even suggest they get a Solo card, they're easier to manage)

Here's my reply to the three of them...

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Sammuel, Shiela and Figo

I'm so pleased to hear that you will consider this opportunity to come over and see us. We were thinking around August if thats okay with the three of you, we will be organising The Uppowear Party, this is a very popular event in our calendar, where very many of us get together in the church hall.

This is an event that we here in England celebrate, it originated from Yorkshire where its commonly known as a T' Upperwear Party. All men at the event wear Red dungarees and all women wear Green Tartan Asda Tabards, at the beginning of the afternoon we have mass praising God and the Asda Greeter. In the evening we will all retire to the Three Peace Suite, have various Asda food & wine and play games, last year 'Splat The Rat' was very popular and so was the music played by fellow parisioner Ron Burgundy.

I have arranged it so that the three of you can stay with me, I am fortunate enough to have a rather large house so each of you will have your own room. How are the dates 21st to the 27th of August for you?

Blessings

R!chard Tard
Financial Development
Uniteeed Eqillllibrium Unittttarian

Let hope they get as excited about the T' Upperweeear Partee as I do!!

Here's the certificate from Flemi!
<a href="http://s63.photobucket.com/albums/h150/richardtard/femi_1.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://s63.photobucket.com/albums/h150/richardtard/th_femi_1.jpg" border="0" alt="Image hosting by Photobucket"></a>

<a href="http://s63.photobucket.com/albums/h150/richardtard/femi_3.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://s63.photobucket.com/albums/h150/richardtard/th_femi_3.jpg" border="0" alt="Image hosting by Photobucket"></a>

<a href="http://s63.photobucket.com/albums/h150/richardtard/sign_certificate.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://s63.photobucket.com/albums/h150/richardtard/th_sign_certificate.jpg" border="0" alt="Image hosting by Photobucket"></a>

...will keep you posted on any developments!!

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