For my 419th post I present 1r1na - the full story *NSFW*

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Posted: Fri Mar 31, 2006 4:03 pm

There's been over 300 emails sent between 1r1na and my characters, so I won't post them all, just give everyone a rundown of the story. The first 3 weeks are spent with 1r1na falling in love with character#1, J3ff3rson D4rcy. After 3 weeks the emails stop and 1r1na gets an email from J3ff3rson's brother, 3dw4rd M Darcy letting her know that J3ff3rson had died in a terrible car crash. I get this email back

"Greetings!!! I was very strongly afflicted and have fainted after have
learned this news my dear!!! You are his brother?? I want to visit on
his tomb and will get acquainted to you!!!! My lovely I want to arrive
on tombs to your brother, it meant for me much and I do not present
the further life without him!!! Whether the answer you want that I
have arrived to you??? I wait for the answer!!! Yours faithfully and
love 1r1na!!!"

At this point she tried hitting on the brother for cash to come to the funeral and sent a very nice photo

After a few emails she realises there's no way the cash will get there for her to arrive at the funeral, so she starts coming onto the brother and sending a different type of picture

Problems arise as 3dward has spent the lastof his money on his brother's funeral and is waiting for the insurance cheque. Email after email arrives claiming how much she loves him and can't wait for the money to pay for the visa to visit him. Here's just 1 example

"Greetings my love!!! I very strongly love you and I dream that soon we
with you we shall together!!!!! You should know that you for me mean
also I much do not present the life without you!!! My dear I every day
think of you!!! My dear I today dreamt where we have met you also I
could embrace and kiss you my honey!!! In the morning I have woken up
very cheerful as I hope at the end of the next week you can send me of
money for an our meeting and in 5-6 days I can be with you together my
dear!!! My honey I send you the most gentle kiss!!! I wait from you
for the letter my loved!!! With love your 1rina!!!!"

3dward gets sick of her mentioning money in every letter, especially as he's having to borrow off his friends just to survive until the cheque clears. He tells her he doesn't want to hear another word about the money and she stops mentioning it. At least she stops for about 3 days, then the letters start again.

"Greetings my love!!!! I very strongly love you and I want to be with
you together as soon as possible!!!! My loved by thanks you that you
want to present me a gift, but you should know that the best gift for
me is your love to me and an our forthcoming meeting!!!! My lovely if
you so strongly want to present me a gift, let's buy it after I shall
arrive to you and we shall find together it to me!!!! My honey please
tell to me when you can help me with money for my trip to you, whether
my loved only do not take offence please simply I want you can know to
send this money this week!!! My honey I prepare for trip to you, I
want to be with you together, to embrace and kiss you!!!!!! My lovely
you for me mean also I much do not present the life without you!!! My
loved I send you the most gentle kiss!!!!"

Eventually the money arrives and 3dward pays it into Moneygram, but disaster strikes. He's managed to find out his brother's email password and seen all she did with him was ask for money. So he decides that if she wants the money that badly then she can have it. 1 number of the MTC for each naked picture he receives. And sure enough, even though she protests her innocence with each letter

"My dear I want to be with you!!! I very
strongly want to be with you together and consequently I shall send
you the naked photos, but promise me that you will not show them to
anybody as I very strongly hesitate!!!"

she sends him the pictures as seen by this picture

3dward promises on his brother's grave that all the numbers are correct, BUT not in the right order. To get the right order she must send another naked one with her holding asign saying "Moneygrabbing 5lut". The poor girl argues and argues that there's no way she'll do that (think it may be cos there's not one like that in his collection of pictures?) and eventually 3dward decides that she's obviously a girl of principles and agrees to give her the number. That part you can read by going to

http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=70874

And we're finally coming to the end of this bait. 1r1na's not a dumb girl. She checks the WU number online and finds it doesn't exist.

"Greetings my love!!!! I very strongly love you and I want to be with
you together!!!! My honey I ask you name to me that that I should tell
in the Western Union that could give me of money!!!! My lovely I now
to do to check up a remittance with the help of a site of the Western
Union, but it has shown that the remittance is not present!!!! My dear
I hope that you have sent me correct number and I can receive tomorrow
money and we can be with you together!!!! My dear please send to me
once again your full name and a surname and 10-place number of a
remittance and specify the sum which you to me have sent!!!!! My loved
I want trust that tomorrow I can to receive money in the Western Union
and I can soon embrace and kiss you!!!!"

And 3dward replies

"Read my last email. "The number won't show up on their
online system, but can only be accessed when the person has proven
themselves to be the one the money's meant for." Quite frankly I find
it insulting that you should question me like this. Did you not read
the email properly?"

So after a suitable apology and some new pictures, she ................... Hang on!!! something's odd here!!! She may have sent 2 pictures, but they're of 2 different women. Very similar, but check out those eye colours

After coming back from WU she writes this email

"Greetings my honey!!!! I very strongly love you and I want to be with
you together!!! My lovely does not pass also minute that I would not
think of you!!!! My dear I today went To the Western Union and to me
have told that deceive me and is not present there is nobody a
remittance, on these 10 numbers and even are not present translation
addressed to Irina Vidjakinoj!!!! My dear now I have understood that
all of you you me deceived this time and would not want that we were
with you together!!! I want to tell to you that if it and time you
only me deceived all this and would not want that we were together,
you very bad person as you played on my feelings and it is very hurt
me, you have forced me in yourselves I will very strongly fall in love
also all this time trusted you and trusted, I have entrusted to you
the heart!!!! My lovely to me have still told in the Western Union
that if on his site the remittance is not checked means it does not
exist!!! My lovely if you love me and you want be with me together me
will not deceive!!! I send you the most gentle kiss!!! I shall wait
from you for the letter!!!"

and gets the reply

"There's a very good reason you couldn't collect the money today. You
see, I had a phone call earlier from the Western union office to
inform me that the passport you sent me is in fact a fake. Because of
that they had to cancel the order. So tell me, who's deceiving who
now?"

And that my friends is the story to date. She's still trying to argue her innocence, but I feel the bait's at an end apart from some more squabbling and maybe a few more stock photos. Hope you enjoyed Very Happy

Posted: Sun Apr 02, 2006 1:47 pm

As an end note to this, I got this off my lad.

"Greetings my love!!!! If you all this time deceived me and spoke that
you love me and played on my feelings, you the most bad person on the
ground and I never shall forgive to you it!!!! I send the gift which
wanted to present you by mail, and let it will be mine a small gift
for you!!!!"

I'm not holding my breath. Lad doesn't have a picture or an address for my character. When pressed for one last picture I got this reply.

" Yes there was you the ugly creature, I shall not send to you any
photos because I know that I real and should not anybody prove
anything!!!!"

And that seems to be that. No more emails off my lad since I sent "her" this parting shot.

"I'd put money on you (the REAL you, not the person whose pictures you
hide behind) being a fat assed, unshaven, vodka swigging ugly
motherf*cker who couldn't even get screwed by a drunk goat if you
blindfolded it first."

Posted: Wed Apr 05, 2006 5:23 pm

Unbefreakinglievable! Even after all that abuse the lad's back and trying to carry on with my character. I'm a soft touch so I've kind of forgiven her and she's writing me lovely (and most importantly, LONG) personalised letters. There really is one born every minute Laughing

Posted: Fri Apr 07, 2006 5:06 am

Over 300 emails? Shocked

How long have you been baiting this moron?

Looks like you may even get another 300, since this one's not so bright. Laughing

Posted: Fri Apr 07, 2006 9:55 am

It's been almost 3 months since the first character got his first email off the lovely lass. After a month he sadly passed away and she started corresponding with the brother. I'll post more on this bait in a few days.

Wannabe Baiter Joined: 08 Dec 2005 Posts: 98

All the replies (except for the reply on the death of your brother and the insult you received) are standard scripts...

Posted: Mon Apr 10, 2006 7:05 pm

I'd say 1/3-1/2 of the replies I got were either totally or heavily scripted. Fact is though, the rest weren't and took the lad time to write. And the "Greetings my condom!!!!" introduction in the last email off her made it all worthwhille Laughing

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