I just "accidentally" sent this to about 200 lads

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Posted: Mon Mar 27, 2006 10:57 pm

I dont think you should disapoint this god fearing man and send him the money.

Posted: Mon Mar 27, 2006 11:09 pm

No. I do not want to disappoint Mr. Osaremhen. In fact, I am going to follow his instructions exactly.

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the money should be splitted into 2 or 3 places

So, naturally the 3 places will be Abuja, Kano, and perhaps Makurdi.

Wannabe Baiter Joined: 07 Mar 2006 Posts: 88

Are you sure that one of the locations he wanted was not in Lome, Togo? Which you thought was Lome, Nigeria.

Posted: Wed Mar 29, 2006 1:48 am

Another Osaremhen, different from the one above, is also getting quite angry with WU Secure Services. Laughing

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Remember that i told you that it was western union auto responce that sent the shit to me, no info backing up the money at all, just that i should go to a particular bank in order to pick up the money. I think that the person that set the auto responder is insane,bcos i have not heard something like that.

Insane? My feelings are really hurt. Crying or Very sad

It's been a few weeks now since I have done any ASEMs, so today, I started a whole new round. This time the received a very generous donation from . I am looking forward to receiving responses from a bunch of . That should make for some good trophy fodder.

Posted: Wed Mar 29, 2006 2:08 am

I sent a similar mail to a Mr Bello and I have got a reply from South Africa saying that there has been some mistake and he has given me a name and account number.
I now have a real name and perhaps someone will start killing each other soon. Shocked

Posted: Wed Mar 29, 2006 8:49 am

/\/\/\/\/\ If you get real bank a/c details, forward the email WITH headers to [email protected], I asked him last week if he could use info on a Barclays a/c in England, he said yes, anywhere is good, he'll pass them on. ZA is extra good, thats where he is AFIK.

The cheeky **** who has tried spamming AS Grace Orphange is back, despite being 'in' Abuja he still hasnt been to the bank yet, he emailed me as Mr Halitosis today to ask what was happening. I replied

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Dear Ibrahim,
What is happening indeed! When I check the transfer, the
money is still awaiting collection by you - why? There is a bank
listed in Abuja - go and get the money NOW, or I will withdraw it.

We are NOT dicking about with Western Union for you, before you ask.

Meanwhile I have 2 more lots of potential tatooees:

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Dear brother Roy

How are you to day , i want to know how i will be baptize , and where is the baptizem going to take place ,and what are the requirements,

Regard
Alex Zanda

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Dear brother Roy

How are you to day i thank you so murch for your respond we have agreed to be one of you.
I want to know how the baptism will be.
Can we do it in open place or secret place and i want to know how every thing about the baptism.
We will like to have the branch of the church here in eastern nigeria after our baptism

best regard

Tha lad with the mass tatooing is supposed to be done this week, he couldnt afford 10 at once, so he's going it alone for now.

Posted: Thu Mar 30, 2006 3:19 pm

This lads recent trip to Abuja did not go too well. Since the bank claimed that there was no such Moneygram transfer and even threatened to call the police on him, I offered to send the money via another transfer service. This was his reply.

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From: "LYONEL WETAGO" <[email protected]> Add to Address Book Add Mobile Alert
To: [email protected]
Bcc:
Subject: RE: Fund transfer
Date: Thu, 30 Mar 2006 09:38:47 +0000

IF YOU SEND THIS TO ME I WILL KILL YOU YOUR LIFE IS IN MY HAND FOOL

Naturally, immediately began mocking him and made fun of his prositute mother. Since he is so full of anger right now, I would not advise any of you to write several letters to him, making fun of his mother or threatening his life. Don't do it! He will write terrible things back to you which may result in your feelings being hurt.

Not quite a Newb Joined: 05 Feb 2006 Posts: 26

@YeaWhatever,

Is female homosexuality as offensive as male homosexuality over there? I was wondering that as I typed this...

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I need to tell you that your mother is a prostitute and also homosexual. I have seen pictures of her on the internet having sex with goats as well. You should tell her she has nice breasts.
With love,

EDIT: One of my male characters also sent him an e-mail describing (in detail) exactly how he would love to have buttsex with him. Twisted Evil

Posted: Thu Mar 30, 2006 3:29 pm

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I would not advise any of you to write several letters to him, making fun of his mother or threatening his life. Don't do it! He will write terrible things back to you which may result in your feelings being hurt

I am not going to send him the link of doom, so don't worry.

Posted: Thu Mar 30, 2006 8:09 pm

Damn these guys are dumb.

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Dear Mr. ,

Please you will have to send the funds the normal way with the (MTCN) which is the Money Transfer Control Number Included so we can easily cash the funds .

This is because the bank specified is not in our area this makes it more difficult to cash the funds please you will have to send it the normal way so we can easily cash this funds in any of the western union branches here.

Thanks for your Concern and Effort in sending us funds to help build our orphanage Home May the Almighty God Continue to bless you

NOTE: Please make te payment in this name JUBRIL OSAREMHEN and send us the information as stated below

Name Of sender...................
Amount Sent............................
Money Transfer Reff Number..................
Text Question and answer if any..................
Thanks,

Sincerely,
Rev. Jubril Osaremhen

No shit? It makes it harder to get the money when it's far away? Time for a slap. I am giving this guy thousands of dollars and he is too damn lazy to travel a little bit (330 miles) to go and get it. Maybe he would like me to deliver it by hand.

Posted: Sat Apr 01, 2006 2:24 pm

Roycropper wrote:

/\/\/\/\/\ If you get real bank a/c details, forward the email WITH headers to [email protected], I asked him last week if he could use info on a Barclays a/c in England, he said yes, anywhere is good, he'll pass them on. ZA is extra good, thats where he is AFIK.

I mailed Alan a few days ago but still yet to get a reply from him.

Posted: Sat Apr 01, 2006 2:43 pm

@Pepsi ... Alan does not reply unless he needs more info from you , the guys at 419legal get many hundreds of emails from lots of baiters and non baiters .... so it will be a bit hectic for him to reply to everyone

Posted: Sat Apr 01, 2006 2:45 pm

I sent Rian a spanish account and he replied that the account was terminated.

Posted: Sat Apr 01, 2006 2:47 pm

I think since everyone has been telling everyone to email Alan , Rian has had a well deserved break for a change ...... the best bet will to be and go signup at 419legal and ask them what is the protocol for your problem

Not quite a Newb Joined: 29 Mar 2006 Posts: 26

Quality.

How about the next one being something along the lines of dressing as a policeman to collect the money...?
Would that land the greedy toads in more than hot water?
Or would they run if, say, 200 mugu-piglets turned up at 12 demanding money?

Posted: Sun Apr 02, 2006 6:52 pm

That may be a runner, Emily,a trnsfer to the Retired Abuja Policeman's Pension Association (RAPPA) or somesuch, the police wont be amused if they get called out to the bank for that!

Posted: Sun Apr 02, 2006 8:28 pm

I have made a full research on Mr. "OSAREMHEM" who�s real name is a name starting with E. . I have collected in the meantime 3 real bankaccounts from this scammer who also operates as "Rev. IDAHOSA" and I will make a full report about him with all the data I have collected and send it to Alan on 419legal org.

(its no use to feed Alan with small info only) Cool

You can see the scammer in person on the pictures section where he holds a sign that says "no scam" (I have posted his pic last weekend asking the baiters if the pic is real.) All baiters said yes.

In the meantime I have found out that its photoshopped - he made the sign blank and filled in the words "no scam" (its a font and not a handwriting).

In the meantime he has recycled the pic to make up his "ordination-certificate" Twisted Evil

Its a gang of well-equipped welfare/orphanage scammers with excellent connections to INDIA

Posted: Mon Apr 03, 2006 5:03 pm

After missing the 10 day deadline, Western Union Secure Services recalled the money. As a result, I get this...

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Dear ,

Lately, I have established that the money transfer through western union secure service is receivable in certain banks here. (Really?!? We at 419Eater just made that up) But, this will be made easier if you can instruct that the money be sent to any OCEANIC BANK BRANCH here in Nigeria. I will be at a better position to receive the fund. At this length, I do hope that no other form of controversy shall arise. I appreciate your kind concern so far.
Thank you and may the Lord almighty bless and reward you greatly.

Best regards,

Rev. Osaremhen.

And my retort...

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You again? If it were up to me, I'd tell you to go fuck yourself. You are far too stupid and lazy to get any money from . But, unfortunately, it is not up to me. I have to send you this money because my boss is making me send it to you. If he knew exactly how retarded you were, I bet he'd tell you to go fuck yourself too.

This is the last time I am going to do this for you. I will call Western Union Secure Services one final time. Don't you dare write back telling me that there is some "controversy" or I swear to God that I will fly over there myself and kick your dumb ass so bad that you'll be the only guy in heaven on crutches.

p.s. Expect to hear from Western Union later today.

Naturally, the branch of the bank that will have his funds will be over 300 miles away. Laughing

Posted: Mon Apr 03, 2006 5:46 pm

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Don't you dare write back telling me that there is some "controversy" or I swear to God that I will fly over there myself and kick your dumb ass so bad that you'll be the only guy in heaven on crutches.

roflmao....now THAT�S a slap!!!! I hope you don�t mind if I steal that line for future slapping of my lads! Laughing

Posted: Mon Apr 03, 2006 5:56 pm

Excellent slap YW. Laughing

Posted: Tue Apr 04, 2006 4:16 pm

This just does not get old.

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what is the meaning of this? the bank managment told me many people come to the bank and ask for this money. they thretened the police on us and said never come back. why do you scam me?

Posted: Tue Apr 04, 2006 4:37 pm

What scam? You are sending them money, not the other way around! Some people! You try to help them out and then they get all uppity when there's a snag.

Posted: Tue Apr 04, 2006 9:05 pm

I told this genius last time not to write and say that there was a problem but look!

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Dear ,

I was really embarrassed to get such a derogatory mail from you . That insult is totally unwarranted and uncalled for. In the first place, do you think that God will ever be happy with you for being a hinderance to his work? That will lead you to bringing a curse upon yourself. I don't mean to reply you in the manner you wrote me but, that is the truth. Well, I really have to forgive you as I have already prayed to God to have mercy on you. Note; do not let yourself be the reason why the work of God will not go forward.

To go straight to my reason for writing, I just came back from the bank. Furtunately, progress has been made towards claiming the fund. The bank has agreed to pay the money, but insisting that I had to tell the sender to instruct the western union to release the money so that they can be able to pay me. They said the money was somehow witheld from appearing on their computer screen (really?!?). Therefore, it should be made open in order to allow them access to check the status of the fund. So, you have to call them and tell them that the bank is very much ready to make the payment. Thank you and may the Lord forgive and bless you.

Regards,

Rev. Osaremhen.

I guess that is going to have to follow through on her promise to kick this guy's ass so she replies...

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"They said the money was somehow witheld from appearing on their computer screen." That is totally impossible! Did you go to the exact location that Western Union told you to go to? I bet not otherwise you would be counting your money right now instead of boring me with your pathetic story. So, where can I find you?

Posted: Mon Apr 10, 2006 2:22 pm

It's been a while since I've updated this one.

This is another Osaremhen who is so damn dumb or lazy (or both) that he did not even bother to really read my mail and figure out what is going on here. There is no "transaction". It's just me giving money to his orphanage.

When he told me that he did not want any money sent with Western Union Secure Services, I mentioned that a lot of scammers use regular Western Union. This is what I get back. A bit of a guilty conscience here perhaps?

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ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR OR HAVE YOU LOST YOUR SENSE OF REASONING? WHAT DID I HEAR YOU SAY , A SCAMMER? OH DEAR, YOU ARE BEING SO UNREASONABLE.

tHE TRANSATION THAT IS ALMOST CONCLUDED , AS YOU KNOW THAT I HAVE COMMITED A LOT OF MONEY IN IT TO SURE IT REACHES THIS FINAL STAGE . BUT YOU ARE CALLING ME A SCAMMER. IT IS VERY PAINFUL , AND IT SHOWS THAT IF THE FUND EVENTUALLY GETS INTO YOUR ACCOUNT ,YOU ARE GOING TO SIT ON IT.

I WILL GET BACK TO YOU , BUT DON'T THAT WE ARE AT THE CONCLUDING PART OF THIS TRANSACTION .

OSAREMHEN

What an asshat.

Not quite a Newb Joined: 02 Apr 2006 Posts: 37

YeaWhatever wrote:

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tHE

What an asshat.

At least he used the caps key once. Mr. Green

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