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mrpukeplease
Master Baiter
Joined: 07 Feb 2006
Posts: 159
Location: U.S. of A.
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Tue Mar 21, 2006 4:12 pm |
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Her name is and she agreed to be my bride. I told her she needs to get that lip fixed first.
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mrpukeplease
Master Baiter
Joined: 07 Feb 2006
Posts: 159
Location: U.S. of A.
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Tue Mar 21, 2006 4:13 pm |
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ps
Please, no comments about the porpoise sticking out of her ass. She's very sensitive about that. |
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FatherGuidoSarducci
Master Baiter
Joined: 15 Jan 2006
Posts: 219
Location: The Vatican
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Tue Mar 21, 2006 4:15 pm |
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She apparently knows two poses. Why are these people so frowny??? |
_________________ let TRUST BE OUR (WATCHWORD).
my client died in a gastick motor accident in London
Fist and Formost , i most solicit strictest confidence in this transaction
i am the fist son of peter kojo |
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JMRazor
Baiting Guru
Joined: 03 Mar 2006
Posts: 7103
Location: Yes
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Tue Mar 21, 2006 4:31 pm |
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Don
Baiting Guru
Joined: 25 May 2004
Posts: 3045
Location: Italy, 87.2.222.132
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Tue Mar 21, 2006 4:31 pm |
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FatherGuidoSarducci
Master Baiter
Joined: 15 Jan 2006
Posts: 219
Location: The Vatican
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Posted:
Tue Mar 21, 2006 4:36 pm |
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he's bumping it |
_________________ let TRUST BE OUR (WATCHWORD).
my client died in a gastick motor accident in London
Fist and Formost , i most solicit strictest confidence in this transaction
i am the fist son of peter kojo |
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JMRazor
Baiting Guru
Joined: 03 Mar 2006
Posts: 7103
Location: Yes
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Tue Mar 21, 2006 5:01 pm |
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Oh come on, like none of you have ever had your bum gently caressed by the firm yet pliable nose of a marine mammal! |
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FatherGuidoSarducci
Master Baiter
Joined: 15 Jan 2006
Posts: 219
Location: The Vatican
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Tue Mar 21, 2006 5:12 pm |
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I dunno.. they kill things by bumping them with their noses. |
_________________ let TRUST BE OUR (WATCHWORD).
my client died in a gastick motor accident in London
Fist and Formost , i most solicit strictest confidence in this transaction
i am the fist son of peter kojo |
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mrpukeplease
Master Baiter
Joined: 07 Feb 2006
Posts: 159
Location: U.S. of A.
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Posted:
Tue Mar 21, 2006 5:20 pm |
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They have a keen sense of smell.
Flipper is either enamored, or stunned. |
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JMRazor
Baiting Guru
Joined: 03 Mar 2006
Posts: 7103
Location: Yes
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Tue Mar 21, 2006 5:39 pm |
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It depends on where they hit you. Personally, I think Flipper is going in for an exploratory bump, but he is only nanoseconds away from learning about one of Newton's laws of physics (you know, the part about every action having an equal but opposite reaction) -- only this time, he's going to experience the Mugu variation, whereby the taut buttocks of a ladette will actually exponentially increase the force of his bump, thereby launching said poor, poor Flipper out of the water and into an internet cafe from which point Flipper will live a life of on-line crime. Sad, really. |
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Big Ted
419Eater is my life
Joined: 06 Oct 2005
Posts: 277
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Tue Mar 21, 2006 6:08 pm |
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She should be naked like a dolphin? |
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mrpukeplease
Master Baiter
Joined: 07 Feb 2006
Posts: 159
Location: U.S. of A.
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Tue Mar 21, 2006 6:11 pm |
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Naked?
The whole lower lip thing bothers me, though... |
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FatherGuidoSarducci
Master Baiter
Joined: 15 Jan 2006
Posts: 219
Location: The Vatican
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Tue Mar 21, 2006 6:23 pm |
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JMRazor wrote: |
It depends on where they hit you. Personally, I think Flipper is going in for an exploratory bump, |
They say that they target vital organs and that they can see into the prey's body with their sonar. |
_________________ let TRUST BE OUR (WATCHWORD).
my client died in a gastick motor accident in London
Fist and Formost , i most solicit strictest confidence in this transaction
i am the fist son of peter kojo |
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Reprob8
DIGITALIS MAXIMUS
Joined: 20 Sep 2004
Posts: 1794
Location: At the Pharmacy
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Posted:
Tue Mar 21, 2006 6:38 pm |
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Why do you guys get all the hot chicks??
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Anti-419
Elite Baiter
Joined: 28 Jul 2004
Posts: 1804
Location: Bay Area, CA
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Tue Mar 21, 2006 6:41 pm |
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Long time no see Reprob8...
LOL! @ the photochop...
She should list that she can scratch her toes without bending down. In addition, she can cuddle up with you and get you a beer from the fridge without leaving your side. |
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mrpukeplease
Master Baiter
Joined: 07 Feb 2006
Posts: 159
Location: U.S. of A.
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Tue Mar 21, 2006 6:55 pm |
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Blah, blah, blah... Urgency, crisis, shipment, etc.
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mrpukeplease
Master Baiter
Joined: 07 Feb 2006
Posts: 159
Location: U.S. of A.
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Wed Mar 22, 2006 1:56 pm |
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Oh dear.
"Differently-mouthed" Dorise just got some competition last night from Joy, my newest conquest, who hails from a completely different bait. She claims to be a 50-something widow of a General (or was it an Engineer?) in Namibia. Personally, I think she's Doris' sister. I can (a-hem, ) almost see her panties in this photo:
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JMRazor
Baiting Guru
Joined: 03 Mar 2006
Posts: 7103
Location: Yes
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Wed Mar 22, 2006 2:50 pm |
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Gaahaahh! She's one intimidating woman -- again with the frowns? Maybe their dental care isn't among the most advanced, so it's better to just create an air of mystery than show the snaggle teeth. Sorry, didn't mean to ruin her otherwise intoxicating allure.... |
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mrpukeplease
Master Baiter
Joined: 07 Feb 2006
Posts: 159
Location: U.S. of A.
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Wed Mar 22, 2006 3:25 pm |
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Sorry, Battery. Nothing personal. |
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mrpukeplease
Master Baiter
Joined: 07 Feb 2006
Posts: 159
Location: U.S. of A.
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Posted:
Wed Mar 22, 2006 3:37 pm |
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I almost forgot to mention. Girl #1, ?
Her last name is .
Fits her for some reason. |
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Gatorizer
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 05 Apr 2006
Posts: 18
Location: Asia
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Sat Apr 08, 2006 10:59 pm |
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Seems I've landed the same gal..Only have this pic to date..2 days
Deaf, dumb, orphan who's daddy left millions and needs super-hero to rescue her from greedy uncles...Did you ever get her holding a sign? Or do you think this is just folder being passed around?
Helen Nana
L�t 15 Rue de jardins
Cocody-Abidjan,
Cote d'Ivoire. |
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callum
Director of Press Relations
Joined: 29 May 2004
Posts: 3631
Location: On the run from the asylum and this seems like a good place to hide. Blend right in...
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Sun Apr 09, 2006 8:27 am |
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^^^ Hey! Back off! That's my dearest Cynthia...
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Hi dearest.I'm happy that the bank has finaly send you some details.This is the time you will send your location address to me my love.Do send the money to the bank as soon as you can. so that they will make transfer by next week monday.I don't have any picture with me here in ivory cost.my wish is to come and have a kiss with you first before we will start having a fun.do send to me your location address and a very good direction how to come to your country.O' thou whose alights my soul, bestow your precious sincerely to me. You are a song within my heart, your soft words of trust melody I ever see. Imprisoned by desire's chains. As twilight falls with silver glow, on wings of rapture we shall move together in peace and unity. Do get back to me my love as soon as you finish with the bank
Yours Sincere
love Cynthia |
However she tends to get a little tetchy when sent to WU with the wrong number... |
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mrpukeplease
Master Baiter
Joined: 07 Feb 2006
Posts: 159
Location: U.S. of A.
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Mon Apr 10, 2006 1:02 pm |
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now that i want to move out of this country, i want you to take me as your own daughter/wife , relocate me such that once i arrive there, while the investing , i will continue my education . i want to make a suggestion to you , since we dont know each other, can we meet face to face in england ? |
Sounds like more than one lad is using her picture...my gal can't punctuate to save her soul and certainly doesn't go for the flowery speech, she's all business. |
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Mackilt
Master Baiter
Joined: 01 Nov 2006
Posts: 164
Location: 404 Location not found!
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Posted:
Thu Aug 16, 2007 1:29 pm |
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Hell what do you have to do to get them to smile???
(Hmm Don't answer that!) |
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Reaper
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 06 May 2007
Posts: 0
Location: Travelling in a fried-out combie. On a hippie trail, head full of zombie...
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Thu Aug 16, 2007 1:35 pm |
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Please don't necro old threads, the mods don't like it. |
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