I just "accidentally" sent this to about 200 lads

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Posted: Tue Feb 28, 2006 5:36 pm

Boy, you try to help people out a little bit and look what I get back.

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FUCK YOU.I AM GOING TO KILL YOU BASTARD.

Posted: Tue Feb 28, 2006 6:09 pm

I sent out a very similar ASEM to yours- I have gotten the replies begging me to send it WU. But every so often I get the really dense lad who doesn�t see this as his opportunity to really rake in the cash. I get this email today:

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How are you doing today?Sal i don't understand what you are saying i don't work with any orphange,i want you to assist me claim some funds and if you are interested i will like you to furnish me with your details os that we can commence work immediately.

Talk about someone who can�t see the forest for the trees.

Posted: Tue Feb 28, 2006 6:10 pm

@yeawhatever's lad:

Awwwwww.....diddums not get his money?

Too bad! So sad! Mr. Green

Posted: Tue Feb 28, 2006 6:26 pm

I'm not really sure what happened with him. This is the first time I have ever heard from him. I am only guessing that he made an ass out of himself at the bank. I am not sure why he would give me the satisfaction of letting me know that. I do appreciate the death threat. It's my first one ever!

***UPDATE***

The lad came from Benin City. No wonder he was pissed. I'm am trying to reassure him that it was all a big misunderstanding and that he should go back to get the money. Laughing

Posted: Wed Mar 01, 2006 8:40 pm

And the hits just keep on coming.

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Thank Ms. ,
You all said that you are the secretary to Mr. David St. Hubbins and ask you to handle this matter with us. At this point i sincelly tell you that the Bank management would not listing to us The Bank also clear us that they dont have any information of an orgainsation of such. They wanted even call police on us so we can't go there nowon less we have the proved from you no just text question and anwers okay
Talk to you director about it

Thanks
Mr. Osaremhen

Posted: Wed Mar 01, 2006 8:45 pm

I love how they sound so concerned. I never tire of hearing someone act as if they are the victim. I just feel so bad for them. It would be nice if you could inform the bank that if anyone coming to this bank asks about such and such transaction, that they should be arrested on the spot. They are dangerous scammers and rapists. Maybe just throw that last one in for kicks. Have you actually been able to check any of the IP addresses to see if they are indeed there? It sure seems like this one made the trip!

Posted: Wed Mar 01, 2006 8:50 pm

It's hard to tell with this one because I keep getting the Isreali service provider that provides access all over Nigeria.

I am guessing by now that the bank is starting to get really pissed because of all of the lads going there to collect the non-existent money from . I would not be surprised if they did start calling the police on these guys.

Posted: Wed Mar 01, 2006 10:25 pm

I hope you enjoy replying to hundreds of emails! I did that once (on a smaller scale of course) and I got at least 20 replies.

At least you'll definitely get a bite!

Posted: Thu Mar 02, 2006 3:59 am

YW:

I want to personally and publicly thank you for giving me the most laughs I've had in six months!

If you don't mind, I'd like to try something similar, say to 10 lads or so, in Togo. Maybe 20. Maybe 50.

I'll word mine differently. I think I'll be offering some funds to start a youth football team. I'm thinking that this might yield some trophies.

I don't want to execute such a modality without your blessing.

cheers,

BK

Posted: Thu Mar 02, 2006 4:34 am

I certainly don't mind at all. God knows that I've copied many of other people's idea from this forum. I'm just glad I ran across one that works so well.

Posted: Thu Mar 02, 2006 3:42 pm

And yet ANOTHER Mr. Osaremhen bites the dust. Laughing

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I would not know why we have to pass throuht stress in receiveing this money from the bank. It all clear that there is know transaction of such in this country we were just to that bank meet with manager with text question and anwers to colect such amount of money and you all said it was send throught moneygram. The managenment said if we contuniner disturbing they they would call police for us so we have to live the bank enveroment and i or any of my member would not even go there again it seen this is scam.

Please if you have real ready to assist us with money you send it in a way were we can collect with any problem

thanks
bye for now

Posted: Thu Mar 02, 2006 4:27 pm

hahah good sh*t YW, a really good laugh, tried the asem myself too and works a charm Very Happy

awesome

Posted: Thu Mar 02, 2006 5:39 pm

This just keeps getting better and better.......

If universities offered degrees in scambaiting, I'd say that YW just earned his doctorate.

Not quite a Newb Joined: 28 Feb 2006 Posts: 59

@Y W,

You owe me a new keybboard and medical reimbursements. A mouthfull of scalding hot coffee went all over my shiny new flatscreen monitor, t.yboardand about 1/2 the cup was blown over my hands, face, neck. The rest spilled into my lap.

Cleaned my sinuses out good though....

Truly funny. Think how nervous those scammers are at the bank when the poolice are threatened upon them!

Posted: Fri Mar 03, 2006 7:28 pm

@Talleye
My apologies. To compensate you, I have sent you some money to take care of your expenses. You can pick up this fund at the following bank:

EQUITORIAL TRUST BANK
603 KASHIM IBRAHIM WAY
ABUJA, NIGERIA

Best regards,

YeaWhatever

Posted: Fri Mar 03, 2006 7:36 pm

Damn that is a great ASEM, I like the last response you quoted on here. Hopefully you will apologize and send him the REAL Moneygram information. You certainly wouldn't want the bank manager to call the cops on him would you?

Be sure to use something like:

Q: Are you down with 419?
A: Hands in the air, this is a robbery!

Posted: Fri Mar 03, 2006 7:42 pm

I made one lad go back there three times now. Each time I told him that I called the bank manager and yelled at him for being so rude to my friends from the orphange and that "this time they promised me that they would give you the money." Laughing

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 21 Dec 2005 Posts: 11

If everyone is going to copycat this, maybe another bank should be used. As great as this is, the people at the bank are hardworking people who don't deserve to have this parade of scum harrassing them.

Posted: Fri Mar 03, 2006 8:04 pm

Yes. I thought about that too. I was planning on changing banks in another week and giving the people at Equitorial Trust a break. Perhaps the Abuja branch of the Central Bank of Nigeria could be next.

Posted: Fri Mar 03, 2006 8:12 pm

Very clever one me deario.

Now you need to tell the lad that you are fed up with that branch, and you've transferred the pick-up to one where you trust the manager - which just happens to be even further away.

You will of course raise the payment $250 to compensate him for the incovenience. That's the decent thing to do, isn't it? Twisted Evil

Miss P H

Posted: Fri Mar 03, 2006 8:41 pm

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The only problem with all of this is that I have no way of really knowing how many of these guys make the 300 mile trip to Abuja. Now, if there were an answer for that one...

You should always make sure they tell you the name of the person they spoke with at the bank, their title, and where their desk is located. Tell them you need this information so you can make sure the lad gets his money the next time. If they do not have that information, you should question whether or not they really went and get them on the road!

I don't think they could come up with all that without actually going to the bank.

419Eater is my life Joined: 06 Oct 2005 Posts: 277

I have just used this idea on 100+ phone lads!

Lets see what happens!

Posted: Mon Mar 06, 2006 4:47 pm

This is a gift that just keeps on giving...

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OK Faith,

we will send a moneygram payment , to the following bank, where we have an account:

EQUITORIAL TRUST BANK
603 KASHIM IBRAHIM WAY
ABUJA, NIGERIA

Since I did not know the individual that was picking up the funds, I used the following test question/answer combination.

QUESTION: Who is number one?
ANSWER: World Boxing Promotions

Please note, I shall be out of the office for the rest of this week.

--
Cr0ss & Blackw3ll Solicitors

Posted: Mon Mar 06, 2006 6:11 pm

Hey, that's cool that you left "" in there. With all of the free advertising my "company" is getting, it will soon be a household name (at least in Nigeria).

Posted: Mon Mar 06, 2006 6:18 pm

I couldn't resist......I just sent this out to a lad......I know, I need to shotgun ASEMs out to more than one, but seeing as how this was my very first attempt I thought I'd start out small.

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Dear Sir,

Thank you for contacting me regarding sponsorship of your youth football team. My firm is always glad to help those who develop team sports, and we believe that developing young talent is a good thing.

We have wired a Moneygram transfer in the amount of US $5500, to the following bank where we have an account, so that your team can purchase the necessary equipment. You or your designated representative may pick this up at:

Equitorial Trust Bank
21 22 Emeka Anyaoku
Abuja

The test question is: Which team plays harder?
The answer is: The Manchester Desert Dogs

We realize that you only asked for $5000, but we threw in an extra $500 to cover your travel expenses.

very best regards,
Barry Kelly
Vice President, International Marketing
Golden Taco Sports Equipment, Incorporated

NB: I will be out of the office for the rest of the week.

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