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YeaWhatever
Baiting Guru
Joined: 24 Oct 2005
Posts: 4188
Location: Secret Lair
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Tue Feb 28, 2006 5:36 pm |
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Boy, you try to help people out a little bit and look what I get back.
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FUCK YOU.I AM GOING TO KILL YOU BASTARD. |
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jojobean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Posts: 7586
Location: YOU WILL DRINK YOUR URINE IN A COMERCIAL BUS
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Tue Feb 28, 2006 6:09 pm |
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I sent out a very similar ASEM to yours- I have gotten the replies begging me to send it WU. But every so often I get the really dense lad who doesn�t see this as his opportunity to really rake in the cash. I get this email today:
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How are you doing today?Sal i don't understand what you are saying i don't work with any orphange,i want you to assist me claim some funds and if you are interested i will like you to furnish me with your details os that we can commence work immediately. |
Talk about someone who can�t see the forest for the trees. |
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Christ Ghana-Chad
Miracle Benin-Chad
Omar Edo-Abeche
Adamu Lagos-Abeche
Emi - S Africa-Egypt-Sudan 10k miles
Chris Dakar-Niger-BF-Cameroon-Lagos-Mali-Nairobi 9.6k miles
Kevin Accra- BF x2, Togo x2, Kumasi x3, Bolgatanga, Benin City, Tamale x2 5k miles x 6
Kenny 3k miles- dont f*ck me up about the payment plz. i have a policy about that. I JUST GOT A SMALL GOAT TODAY AND ITS IN MY HOUSE NOW. i lobve the goat.
Ben 2.5k miles
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Captain Pike
Baiting Guru
Joined: 08 Dec 2005
Posts: 2579
Location: Starbase 11
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Tue Feb 28, 2006 6:10 pm |
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@yeawhatever's lad:
Awwwwww.....diddums not get his money?
Too bad! So sad! |
_________________ x13 x5 (393 days)
"On the 21st of April 2001, my client? His wife and their three children were involved in a plane crash of Union Transport Africans Flight Boeing 727 in Cotonou, Benin Republic on the December 26,2003" Barrister Olorunshogo Williams, 25 October 2004.
"I am in reciept of your mail,i want you to know that you are really getting on my nerves." Burt Hardley, Wellkang International, 20 November 2007
"Please worry, we have already advice the FBI and they don't need to call you. They are very brianliant and intelident. They will get you soon. " Mr. Paul Rogers, Global Medical Equipment, 20 November 2007
As of 26 February 2009, $2,231,983.53 of fake checks and money orders have been intercepted and removed from circulation. |
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YeaWhatever
Baiting Guru
Joined: 24 Oct 2005
Posts: 4188
Location: Secret Lair
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Tue Feb 28, 2006 6:26 pm |
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I'm not really sure what happened with him. This is the first time I have ever heard from him. I am only guessing that he made an ass out of himself at the bank. I am not sure why he would give me the satisfaction of letting me know that. I do appreciate the death threat. It's my first one ever!
***UPDATE***
The lad came from Benin City. No wonder he was pissed. I'm am trying to reassure him that it was all a big misunderstanding and that he should go back to get the money. |
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<i>"We are in Kampala."</i> - Bernard Martin - The Road to the Bwindi Impenetrable Forest
<i>"i have arrive safe in namibia"</i> - Tony Kalabi - The Road to the Skeleton Coast
<i>"he is in aswan"</i> - Larry Ken - The Road to Abu Sunbul
The Road to the Hot Zone</a>
<a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=89779" target="_blank"> The Making of a TWAT</a>
<a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=100535" target="_blank"> The Second Coming of TWAT</a>
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YeaWhatever
Baiting Guru
Joined: 24 Oct 2005
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Wed Mar 01, 2006 8:40 pm |
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And the hits just keep on coming.
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Thank Ms. ,
You all said that you are the secretary to Mr. David St. Hubbins and ask you to handle this matter with us. At this point i sincelly tell you that the Bank management would not listing to us The Bank also clear us that they dont have any information of an orgainsation of such. They wanted even call police on us so we can't go there nowon less we have the proved from you no just text question and anwers okay
Talk to you director about it
Thanks
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<i>"I just want to know why."</i> - Koffi Kuku - The Road to Chad/Darfur
<i>"We are in Kampala."</i> - Bernard Martin - The Road to the Bwindi Impenetrable Forest
<i>"i have arrive safe in namibia"</i> - Tony Kalabi - The Road to the Skeleton Coast
<i>"he is in aswan"</i> - Larry Ken - The Road to Abu Sunbul
The Road to the Hot Zone</a>
<a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=89779" target="_blank"> The Making of a TWAT</a>
<a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=100535" target="_blank"> The Second Coming of TWAT</a>
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jojobean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Posts: 7586
Location: YOU WILL DRINK YOUR URINE IN A COMERCIAL BUS
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Wed Mar 01, 2006 8:45 pm |
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I love how they sound so concerned. I never tire of hearing someone act as if they are the victim. I just feel so bad for them. It would be nice if you could inform the bank that if anyone coming to this bank asks about such and such transaction, that they should be arrested on the spot. They are dangerous scammers and rapists. Maybe just throw that last one in for kicks. Have you actually been able to check any of the IP addresses to see if they are indeed there? It sure seems like this one made the trip! |
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Christ Ghana-Chad
Miracle Benin-Chad
Omar Edo-Abeche
Adamu Lagos-Abeche
Emi - S Africa-Egypt-Sudan 10k miles
Chris Dakar-Niger-BF-Cameroon-Lagos-Mali-Nairobi 9.6k miles
Kevin Accra- BF x2, Togo x2, Kumasi x3, Bolgatanga, Benin City, Tamale x2 5k miles x 6
Kenny 3k miles- dont f*ck me up about the payment plz. i have a policy about that. I JUST GOT A SMALL GOAT TODAY AND ITS IN MY HOUSE NOW. i lobve the goat.
Ben 2.5k miles
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YeaWhatever
Baiting Guru
Joined: 24 Oct 2005
Posts: 4188
Location: Secret Lair
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Wed Mar 01, 2006 8:50 pm |
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It's hard to tell with this one because I keep getting the Isreali service provider that provides access all over Nigeria.
I am guessing by now that the bank is starting to get really pissed because of all of the lads going there to collect the non-existent money from . I would not be surprised if they did start calling the police on these guys. |
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<i>"We are in Kampala."</i> - Bernard Martin - The Road to the Bwindi Impenetrable Forest
<i>"i have arrive safe in namibia"</i> - Tony Kalabi - The Road to the Skeleton Coast
<i>"he is in aswan"</i> - Larry Ken - The Road to Abu Sunbul
The Road to the Hot Zone</a>
<a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=89779" target="_blank"> The Making of a TWAT</a>
<a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=100535" target="_blank"> The Second Coming of TWAT</a>
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onionspafom
Master Baiter
Joined: 27 Feb 2006
Posts: 131
Location: Wherever I want, gosh!
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Wed Mar 01, 2006 10:25 pm |
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I hope you enjoy replying to hundreds of emails! I did that once (on a smaller scale of course) and I got at least 20 replies.
At least you'll definitely get a bite! |
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Captain Pike
Baiting Guru
Joined: 08 Dec 2005
Posts: 2579
Location: Starbase 11
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Thu Mar 02, 2006 3:59 am |
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YW:
I want to personally and publicly thank you for giving me the most laughs I've had in six months!
If you don't mind, I'd like to try something similar, say to 10 lads or so, in Togo. Maybe 20. Maybe 50.
I'll word mine differently. I think I'll be offering some funds to start a youth football team. I'm thinking that this might yield some trophies.
I don't want to execute such a modality without your blessing.
cheers,
BK |
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"On the 21st of April 2001, my client? His wife and their three children were involved in a plane crash of Union Transport Africans Flight Boeing 727 in Cotonou, Benin Republic on the December 26,2003" Barrister Olorunshogo Williams, 25 October 2004.
"I am in reciept of your mail,i want you to know that you are really getting on my nerves." Burt Hardley, Wellkang International, 20 November 2007
"Please worry, we have already advice the FBI and they don't need to call you. They are very brianliant and intelident. They will get you soon. " Mr. Paul Rogers, Global Medical Equipment, 20 November 2007
As of 26 February 2009, $2,231,983.53 of fake checks and money orders have been intercepted and removed from circulation. |
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YeaWhatever
Baiting Guru
Joined: 24 Oct 2005
Posts: 4188
Location: Secret Lair
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Thu Mar 02, 2006 4:34 am |
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I certainly don't mind at all. God knows that I've copied many of other people's idea from this forum. I'm just glad I ran across one that works so well. |
_________________ <a href="http://www.419eater.com/html/letters.htm" target="_blank">
<i>"I just want to know why."</i> - Koffi Kuku - The Road to Chad/Darfur
<i>"We are in Kampala."</i> - Bernard Martin - The Road to the Bwindi Impenetrable Forest
<i>"i have arrive safe in namibia"</i> - Tony Kalabi - The Road to the Skeleton Coast
<i>"he is in aswan"</i> - Larry Ken - The Road to Abu Sunbul
The Road to the Hot Zone</a>
<a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=89779" target="_blank"> The Making of a TWAT</a>
<a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=100535" target="_blank"> The Second Coming of TWAT</a>
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YeaWhatever
Baiting Guru
Joined: 24 Oct 2005
Posts: 4188
Location: Secret Lair
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Thu Mar 02, 2006 3:42 pm |
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And yet ANOTHER Mr. Osaremhen bites the dust.
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I would not know why we have to pass throuht stress in receiveing this money from the bank. It all clear that there is know transaction of such in this country we were just to that bank meet with manager with text question and anwers to colect such amount of money and you all said it was send throught moneygram. The managenment said if we contuniner disturbing they they would call police for us so we have to live the bank enveroment and i or any of my member would not even go there again it seen this is scam.
Please if you have real ready to assist us with money you send it in a way were we can collect with any problem
thanks
bye for now |
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<i>"I just want to know why."</i> - Koffi Kuku - The Road to Chad/Darfur
<i>"We are in Kampala."</i> - Bernard Martin - The Road to the Bwindi Impenetrable Forest
<i>"i have arrive safe in namibia"</i> - Tony Kalabi - The Road to the Skeleton Coast
<i>"he is in aswan"</i> - Larry Ken - The Road to Abu Sunbul
The Road to the Hot Zone</a>
<a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=89779" target="_blank"> The Making of a TWAT</a>
<a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=100535" target="_blank"> The Second Coming of TWAT</a>
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shay_mon'me
Master Baiter
Joined: 18 Feb 2006
Posts: 222
Location: New Zilly
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Thu Mar 02, 2006 4:27 pm |
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hahah good sh*t YW, a really good laugh, tried the asem myself too and works a charm awesome |
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Captain Pike
Baiting Guru
Joined: 08 Dec 2005
Posts: 2579
Location: Starbase 11
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Thu Mar 02, 2006 5:39 pm |
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This just keeps getting better and better.......
If universities offered degrees in scambaiting, I'd say that YW just earned his doctorate. |
_________________ x13 x5 (393 days)
"On the 21st of April 2001, my client? His wife and their three children were involved in a plane crash of Union Transport Africans Flight Boeing 727 in Cotonou, Benin Republic on the December 26,2003" Barrister Olorunshogo Williams, 25 October 2004.
"I am in reciept of your mail,i want you to know that you are really getting on my nerves." Burt Hardley, Wellkang International, 20 November 2007
"Please worry, we have already advice the FBI and they don't need to call you. They are very brianliant and intelident. They will get you soon. " Mr. Paul Rogers, Global Medical Equipment, 20 November 2007
As of 26 February 2009, $2,231,983.53 of fake checks and money orders have been intercepted and removed from circulation. |
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Talleye
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 28 Feb 2006
Posts: 59
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Fri Mar 03, 2006 7:23 pm |
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@Y W,
You owe me a new keybboard and medical reimbursements. A mouthfull of scalding hot coffee went all over my shiny new flatscreen monitor, t.yboardand about 1/2 the cup was blown over my hands, face, neck. The rest spilled into my lap.
Cleaned my sinuses out good though....
Truly funny. Think how nervous those scammers are at the bank when the poolice are threatened upon them! |
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YeaWhatever
Baiting Guru
Joined: 24 Oct 2005
Posts: 4188
Location: Secret Lair
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Fri Mar 03, 2006 7:28 pm |
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@Talleye
My apologies. To compensate you, I have sent you some money to take care of your expenses. You can pick up this fund at the following bank:
EQUITORIAL TRUST BANK
603 KASHIM IBRAHIM WAY
ABUJA, NIGERIA
Best regards,
YeaWhatever |
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<i>"I just want to know why."</i> - Koffi Kuku - The Road to Chad/Darfur
<i>"We are in Kampala."</i> - Bernard Martin - The Road to the Bwindi Impenetrable Forest
<i>"i have arrive safe in namibia"</i> - Tony Kalabi - The Road to the Skeleton Coast
<i>"he is in aswan"</i> - Larry Ken - The Road to Abu Sunbul
The Road to the Hot Zone</a>
<a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=89779" target="_blank"> The Making of a TWAT</a>
<a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=100535" target="_blank"> The Second Coming of TWAT</a>
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mugumogambo
419Eater is my life
Joined: 11 Nov 2005
Posts: 337
Location: 2 feet from here
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Fri Mar 03, 2006 7:36 pm |
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Damn that is a great ASEM, I like the last response you quoted on here. Hopefully you will apologize and send him the REAL Moneygram information. You certainly wouldn't want the bank manager to call the cops on him would you?
Be sure to use something like:
Q: Are you down with 419?
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YeaWhatever
Baiting Guru
Joined: 24 Oct 2005
Posts: 4188
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Fri Mar 03, 2006 7:42 pm |
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I made one lad go back there three times now. Each time I told him that I called the bank manager and yelled at him for being so rude to my friends from the orphange and that "this time they promised me that they would give you the money." |
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<i>"I just want to know why."</i> - Koffi Kuku - The Road to Chad/Darfur
<i>"We are in Kampala."</i> - Bernard Martin - The Road to the Bwindi Impenetrable Forest
<i>"i have arrive safe in namibia"</i> - Tony Kalabi - The Road to the Skeleton Coast
<i>"he is in aswan"</i> - Larry Ken - The Road to Abu Sunbul
The Road to the Hot Zone</a>
<a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=89779" target="_blank"> The Making of a TWAT</a>
<a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=100535" target="_blank"> The Second Coming of TWAT</a>
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misunderstood
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 21 Dec 2005
Posts: 11
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Fri Mar 03, 2006 7:59 pm |
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If everyone is going to copycat this, maybe another bank should be used. As great as this is, the people at the bank are hardworking people who don't deserve to have this parade of scum harrassing them. |
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YeaWhatever
Baiting Guru
Joined: 24 Oct 2005
Posts: 4188
Location: Secret Lair
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Fri Mar 03, 2006 8:04 pm |
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Yes. I thought about that too. I was planning on changing banks in another week and giving the people at Equitorial Trust a break. Perhaps the Abuja branch of the Central Bank of Nigeria could be next. |
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<i>"I just want to know why."</i> - Koffi Kuku - The Road to Chad/Darfur
<i>"We are in Kampala."</i> - Bernard Martin - The Road to the Bwindi Impenetrable Forest
<i>"i have arrive safe in namibia"</i> - Tony Kalabi - The Road to the Skeleton Coast
<i>"he is in aswan"</i> - Larry Ken - The Road to Abu Sunbul
The Road to the Hot Zone</a>
<a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=89779" target="_blank"> The Making of a TWAT</a>
<a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=100535" target="_blank"> The Second Coming of TWAT</a>
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Miss P H
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 11 Feb 2006
Posts: 16
Location: Scamming Haywood for kinky boot money
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Fri Mar 03, 2006 8:12 pm |
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Very clever one me deario.
Now you need to tell the lad that you are fed up with that branch, and you've transferred the pick-up to one where you trust the manager - which just happens to be even further away.
You will of course raise the payment $250 to compensate him for the incovenience. That's the decent thing to do, isn't it?
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IM_Dumm
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 06 Dec 2004
Posts: 823
Location: Del Boca Vista Phase 3
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Fri Mar 03, 2006 8:41 pm |
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The only problem with all of this is that I have no way of really knowing how many of these guys make the 300 mile trip to Abuja. Now, if there were an answer for that one... |
You should always make sure they tell you the name of the person they spoke with at the bank, their title, and where their desk is located. Tell them you need this information so you can make sure the lad gets his money the next time. If they do not have that information, you should question whether or not they really went and get them on the road!
I don't think they could come up with all that without actually going to the bank. |
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"u are noting but a hee goat fuck dick" Denis Morgan
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Big Ted
419Eater is my life
Joined: 06 Oct 2005
Posts: 277
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Fri Mar 03, 2006 9:05 pm |
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I have just used this idea on 100+ phone lads!
Lets see what happens! |
_________________ "I write this with all seriousness and mindful of the huge number of scams that pervade the Internet" - John Briggs
"l want to assure you that the transaction is Genuine and 100% risk free" - James Kaloon
"hahahahahahahahhaahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahaahhhahahha
ohohohohohohohohohohohoho kikikikikikikikikikikiki i am olila lili nne gi onwe hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii ikpuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu nne giiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii" - Buzzan Fabian |
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Roycropper
Baiting Guru
Joined: 14 Nov 2005
Posts: 7992
Location: Luxury Coffin
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Mon Mar 06, 2006 4:47 pm |
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This is a gift that just keeps on giving...
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OK Faith,
we will send a moneygram payment , to the following bank, where we have an account:
EQUITORIAL TRUST BANK
603 KASHIM IBRAHIM WAY
ABUJA, NIGERIA
Since I did not know the individual that was picking up the funds, I used the following test question/answer combination.
QUESTION: Who is number one?
ANSWER: World Boxing Promotions
Please note, I shall be out of the office for the rest of this week.
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Cr0ss & Blackw3ll Solicitors |
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COULD YOU IMAGINE WHAT HAPPENED WHEN I WENT TO THE BANK
our Agent is Completely broke, pocketless and stranded
I WLL SEND AN AFRICA WITCH TO ATTACH YOU BASTARD
You go die like bird
i started shouting HALLELUJAGOBBLE but none of them notice me immediately police arrested me due to the shouting
f*ck u asshole ur damn mother will loose ur fcuking skull brain ur brain is nothing to compare with rat f*ck ur u
MY FRIEND ALEX WAS DETAINED IN POLICE STATION
I am not happy due to the question i answered at money office. Let me tell you do not play with me ok.
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YeaWhatever
Baiting Guru
Joined: 24 Oct 2005
Posts: 4188
Location: Secret Lair
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Mon Mar 06, 2006 6:11 pm |
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Hey, that's cool that you left "" in there. With all of the free advertising my "company" is getting, it will soon be a household name (at least in Nigeria). |
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<i>"I just want to know why."</i> - Koffi Kuku - The Road to Chad/Darfur
<i>"We are in Kampala."</i> - Bernard Martin - The Road to the Bwindi Impenetrable Forest
<i>"i have arrive safe in namibia"</i> - Tony Kalabi - The Road to the Skeleton Coast
<i>"he is in aswan"</i> - Larry Ken - The Road to Abu Sunbul
The Road to the Hot Zone</a>
<a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=89779" target="_blank"> The Making of a TWAT</a>
<a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=100535" target="_blank"> The Second Coming of TWAT</a>
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Captain Pike
Baiting Guru
Joined: 08 Dec 2005
Posts: 2579
Location: Starbase 11
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Mon Mar 06, 2006 6:18 pm |
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I couldn't resist......I just sent this out to a lad......I know, I need to shotgun ASEMs out to more than one, but seeing as how this was my very first attempt I thought I'd start out small.
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Dear Sir,
Thank you for contacting me regarding sponsorship of your youth football team. My firm is always glad to help those who develop team sports, and we believe that developing young talent is a good thing.
We have wired a Moneygram transfer in the amount of US $5500, to the following bank where we have an account, so that your team can purchase the necessary equipment. You or your designated representative may pick this up at:
Equitorial Trust Bank
21 22 Emeka Anyaoku
Abuja
The test question is: Which team plays harder?
The answer is: The Manchester Desert Dogs
We realize that you only asked for $5000, but we threw in an extra $500 to cover your travel expenses.
very best regards,
Barry Kelly
Vice President, International Marketing
Golden Taco Sports Equipment, Incorporated
NB: I will be out of the office for the rest of the week. |
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"On the 21st of April 2001, my client? His wife and their three children were involved in a plane crash of Union Transport Africans Flight Boeing 727 in Cotonou, Benin Republic on the December 26,2003" Barrister Olorunshogo Williams, 25 October 2004.
"I am in reciept of your mail,i want you to know that you are really getting on my nerves." Burt Hardley, Wellkang International, 20 November 2007
"Please worry, we have already advice the FBI and they don't need to call you. They are very brianliant and intelident. They will get you soon. " Mr. Paul Rogers, Global Medical Equipment, 20 November 2007
As of 26 February 2009, $2,231,983.53 of fake checks and money orders have been intercepted and removed from circulation. |
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