I just "accidentally" sent this to about 200 lads

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Posted: Fri Feb 17, 2006 6:54 pm

I just "accidentally" sent this to about 200 lad addresses. What do you suppose will happen?

Quote:

Mr Osaremhen,

I have never heard of your orphange before but I suppose that does not matter. Our company has always come to the aid of the needy, especially in West Africa, where several of our boxers are from.

We are happy to help out. We have sent $5,000.00 via Moneygram to the Grace Orphanage to the following bank where we have an account:

EQUITORIAL TRUST BANK
603 KASHIM IBRAHIM WAY
ABUJA, NIGERIA

Since I did not know the individual that was picking up the funds, I used the following test question/answer combination.

QUESTION: Who is number one?
ANSWER:

Best regards,

Master Baiter Joined: 05 Feb 2006 Posts: 134

Looks like fun...

Might have a go at summat like that myself....

Drew

Master Baiter Joined: 12 Dec 2005 Posts: 127 Location: USA

Very nice. You, sir, have inspired me.

*** BANNED *** Joined: 02 Jan 2006 Posts: 2021

Nice job mate Very Happy

i mean terrible accident

Posted: Fri Feb 17, 2006 7:07 pm

@YeaWhatever

Sit down in your room and try to be very quiet. Silence in your room now?

Ok, if you listen very carefully, you can hear 200 lads in West Africa breathing very heavily ... Wink

Posted: Fri Feb 17, 2006 7:13 pm

Actually, I think that I hear the distant rumble of 200 lads racing off to Abuja. From Lagos, that's 300 miles if you were to go in a perfectly straight line.

Posted: Fri Feb 17, 2006 7:56 pm

Actually think about how many times the Western Union Offices in Abjua is going to hear "QUESTION: Who is number one? ANSWER: World Boxing Promotions

I think after the 10th time they may just have a note saying "World Boxing Promotions is NOT number one"

Posted: Fri Feb 17, 2006 8:12 pm

Nice modality!!!!!

I can hear it being re-used as I type! Very Happy

Posted: Fri Feb 17, 2006 10:49 pm

You most certainly will have to keep us posted on this. My guess is at least 50 responses.

419Eater is my life Joined: 21 Nov 2005 Posts: 264

Maybe instead of charging a fee for each transaction WU should charge a fee at the door. Laughing

Wannabe Baiter Joined: 22 Nov 2005 Posts: 99

is there enough space for 200 more hats in your sig Wink

definitely keep us posted YW
...superb stuff

Posted: Sat Feb 18, 2006 12:44 am

YeaWhatever wrote:

I just "accidentally" sent this to about 200 lad addresses.

@YeahWhatever- You certainly are accident-prone! I think you should be very careful to be sure that this NEVER happens again... and again... and a few more times... Wink

Next time, be sure not to send your lads even further from home. Laughing

Posted: Sat Feb 18, 2006 12:49 am

I wouldn't at all suggest that you tell all the lads that due to the seriousness of this matter and the corruption in that country you've made the funds only available on the 24th of this month between the hours of 12 noon and 1 pm... Twisted Evil

Posted: Sat Feb 18, 2006 12:49 am

oops!

well I certainly hope that no one ends up getting the idea that they might be able to steal someone else's money and end up travelling all that way for nothing. That would be terrible. All that time wasted...those poor poor lads.

Posted: Sat Feb 18, 2006 2:44 am

Nurse Nasty wrote:

I wouldn't at all suggest that you tell all the lads that due to the seriousness of this matter and the corruption in that country you've made the funds only available on the 24th of this month between the hours of 12 noon and 1 pm... Twisted Evil

Actually, after I accidentally sent all of those emails, and after I laughed my ass off for a couple of minutes, I decided that the next batch would say something to the effect of...

Quote:

...and to further support the orphanage, we will continue to send the same amount on the 1st of each month, using the same arrangements.

I am guessing that just before the bank opens on the first, there will be a mob of lads waiting outside the bank. Laughing

With any luck, they'd all kill each other to be the first one in the bank.

Posted: Sat Feb 18, 2006 2:48 am

Yeah I can see it now.. Western Union requesting Cover Charge.

I can just hear a lad now snooring on a bus on a long long bad road that so many rich American and British business men have died on.

I pray he gets there or if somehting bad happens to him this will be a new scam note:

"Hello, This lette rmay come to you as a surpised, I recently was t a terrible bus crash scene and discovered a note on a Mr. Laddy Mugu dead burned body and he was on his way to Ghana to get $5,000 from a westerun Union office. I can not claim this ans an officla police officer in an investigation of a crime, however I can give you the informationand get it transfered to you. I will take a 60% cut and you will take a 40% cut. this is $3.000,00 to you. (THREE THOUSAND UNITED STATES DOLLARS) .
Please kepe this at an utmost secret. I am sorry to Inform in this case I can not offer money for expenses. Please contact me as soon as possible"

Laughing

Posted: Sat Feb 18, 2006 2:53 am

hmmmm....Western Union...cover charge...I'm having an idea over here...

right next to my internet cafe, and my stationary store that with blank cardboard, banners, large magic markers, fish, wine, bread, and of course disposable cameras...how about a Western Union/Dance Club. We could get a live band in there...maybe have an amature night (sponsored by cr1m1l4l r3c0rdz?) and the 1st of every month can be "boxing night" when lads fight eachother for yeahwhatever's ASEM money pickup Smile

Posted: Sat Feb 18, 2006 3:30 am

I think if someone did that they would make a freaking fortune there.

install phones too.. Don't froget you need room for the tattoo parlor as well.

I think I have a new modality. Oh OH OH.. more to come...

Posted: Sat Feb 18, 2006 3:37 am

So far, even at this late hour, I have heard from 11 different Mr. Osaremhens. Some would like me to call them. Others have a couple of questions. I had no idea that Osaremhen was such a common last name in West Africa.

Posted: Sat Feb 18, 2006 4:07 am

You've only been here since Oct. '05? Boy do you catch on quick. clapping

I see a great future in baiting for you.

Posted: Sat Feb 18, 2006 4:18 am

@angus,

Yea, but I've been a dick my whole life.

Not quite a Newb Joined: 22 Dec 2005 Posts: 31

YeaWhatever wrote:

I just "accidentally" sent this to about 200 lad addresses.

Oops.

Posted: Sat Feb 18, 2006 4:37 am

The power of ASEM amazes me. I sent one more than 3 weeks ago, I still get bites. Boggles the mind.

Wannabe Baiter Joined: 07 Jan 2006 Posts: 92

Youll get a ton of mail. I found this method to be very effective.

Posted: Sat Feb 18, 2006 6:46 am

YeaWhatever wrote:

I am guessing that just before the bank opens on the first, there will be a mob of lads waiting outside the bank.

It's nice to see someone else other than AA419 organize a flash mob.

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