A bit of a rant...

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Hello I'm New here! Joined: 04 Apr 2005 Posts: 17

Hello All

Thought I would share this ranting email with you: 'Barrister Emmanuel Godwin/Fr Raymond Wright' is obviously losing his patience, having tried to collect the fees a number of times and having filled in some unnecessary paperwork:

how was your day,i am sorry for having an intention to report you and father ray to F B I for rendering my time useless.because of you i have to quit someother things in my schedule trying to contribute my quota in no small measure of which you made everything abortive.i loose $400 in my ticket fees.talk of the time factor i waste just like that.i know how many times i print out the confirmation form from the western union trying to guide mr chukwudifor his mistakes before he could finally fill it.talk of transportation stuff like that.i know how many times we visited the banks with the insult and embarrassment from nigerians here.some of them sees me as a scam for giving them information that is incorrect.infact i dont even believe i can still have time to reply you.how do you expect me to fill your psychological profile when i have not seen any atom of truthfullness in you.you said you sent money to money gram,no money found,we went to western union no money found.its not fair.despite that the money is a peanut but always be truthfull.apat from not having chance,your untruthfullness is the second reason that made me not to fill the profile.i dont think that i can marry a lady that is not straight forward.i filled the psychological profile today but i want to know if you are a serious human being.before i send the form to you .go and send $400 to western union first,when i track the money and receive it,i will then scan the form to you.because i doubt if you are a serious person.you can imagine because of the love Rv.Ray have for you and the quest to win souls for Almighty God he send $700 just to help you achieve this bequest and help the poor and needy ones.people in both afrocentric and eurocentric who are supposed to gain from your bequest are dying of hunger and other things,look at orphans, no parents think of widows and widowers suffering,people who are meant to benefit from your bequest.you dont think of all these things.do you thing that everything ends here.i am a God fearing lawyer and i know there is another fellowship in heaven.what ever we sow here on eath ,we shall reap it.you can imagine my age am a head of barristers,it is not by my might but by Gods might and will.they say a word is enough for a while if you want to prove to me that you are truthfull and serious go and send these $400 first before the other $500.i will then know that you are truthfull.God says try him first and see if he will not open the gates of heaven.Try God and see what the lord can do.REV.RAY is lamenting so much,and you know he is becoming old,Do you want him to get hypertension and dies.i mean your attitude towards these is very bad.PLEASE TRY AND LIVE A GOOD LIFE SO THAT WHEN YOU DIES YOU WILL GO TO HEAVEN. All these things are vanity upon vanity.You should ask your self if you die with these your behaviour, where are you going heaven or hell.it is real.Please when you wake up just pray after praying go to western union and send the money and send the payment slip immediately.We have wasted alot of time over these.i believe that God will see us true in jesus name Amen. bye and keep fit.

The full bait will be appearing on the biskitz4cheez website soon!

Posted: Tue Jan 24, 2006 7:08 pm

Oh my God! That is totally priceless. That's one of the funniest letters I've read here in a long time. What a great way to summarize the bait and it's impact in one, hysterical letter.

Bravo!

Posted: Tue Jan 24, 2006 8:32 pm

Well, this is interesting. But how does your lad REALLY feel? Ask him to elaborate.

419Eater is my life Joined: 06 Oct 2005 Posts: 277

Send it to him in ladspeak!

ehow wos ur day,i em sorry for havin an intention t' report u en father ray t' f b ah for renderin ma time useless.because of u i hav 2 quit someother things in ma schedule tryin t' contribute ma quota in no small measure of which u made everythin abortive.i loose $400 in ma ticket fees.talk of di time factor i waste just like that.i know hw many times ah print out di confirmation form from di western union tryin t' guide mr chukwudifor his mistakes before he could finally fill it.talk of transportation stuff like that.i know hw many times we visited di banks wit di insult en embarrassment from nigerians here.some of dem sees me as scam for givin dem information that dey incorrect.infact i dont even believe me can undefined still hav time 2 reply you.how do u expect me 2 fill ur psychological profile when me hav no seen no atom of truthfullness in you.you said u sent mney 2 mney gram,no mney found,we went t western union no mney found.its no fair.despite that di mney dey peanut but always be truthfull.apat from no havin chance,your untruthfullness dey di second reason that made me no t fill di profile.i dont thin that ah kin undefined marry lady that dey no straight forward.i filled di psychological profile today but ah won t' know if u ar serious human being.before i send di form 2 u .go en send $400 t western union first,when me track di mney en receive it,i will then scan di form t you.because i doubt if u a serious person.you kan undefined imagine bicos of di die for rv.ray hav for u en di quest 2 win souls for almighty god he send $700 just 2 help u achieve dis bequest en help di poor en needy ones.people in both afrocentric en eurocentric who are supposed t' gain from ur bequest ar dyin of hunger en otha things,look dey orphans ,no parents thin of widows en widowers suffering,people who a meant t benefit from ur bequest.you dont thin of all these things.do u thin that everythin ends here.i em god fearin lawyer en ah know dere dey another fellowship in heaven.what ever we sow hir on eath ,we shall reap it.you can undefined imagine ma age em head of barristers,it dey no by ma might but by gods might en will.they say word dey enough for while if u won t prove 2 me that u ar truthfull en serious go en send these $400 first before di otha $500.i will then know that u ar truthfull.god says try am first en seeing if he will no open di gates of heaven.try god en seeing wat di lord kin undefined do.rev.ray dey lamentin likewise much,and u know he dey becomin old,do u won her 2 get hypertension en dies.i mean ur attitude towards these dey very bad.please try en live good life likewise that when u dies u will go t' heaven . Dad, all these things ar vanity upon vanity.you should ask ur self if u die wit these ur behaviour ,where are u goin heaven or hell.it dey real.please when u wake up just pray after prayin go t' western union en send di mney en send di payment slip immediately.we hav wasted alot of time over these.i believe that god will seeing us true in jesus name amen . Dad, bye en keep fit ,u now.
nglish hir !

Posted: Fri Jan 27, 2006 5:27 am

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infact i dont even believe i can still have time to reply you.how do you expect me to fill your psychological profile when i have not seen any atom of truthfullness in you.

That is a great line!

I wish I had an atom of truthfullness from my lads...

Not quite a Newb Joined: 19 Jan 2006 Posts: 41

Yes brilliant rant, so self righteous and BS.

My favourite line "...Please when you wake up just pray after praying go to western union ..." Very Happy

I like that clapping scene yeahwhatever, but 5th row up 2nd from the left...someone give him a prod uh !

Posted: Sun Jan 29, 2006 10:08 pm

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I like that clapping scene yeahwhatever, but 5th row up 2nd from the left...someone give him a prod uh !

Yeah, he doesn't seem too amused! Probably a mugu himself...

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 04 Apr 2005 Posts: 17

Hello all!

'Barrister Godwin', encouraged by the thought of getting his hands on $900 that he is convinced is waiting in Western Union's 'suspense account', has now sent the fully-completed psychological profile originating from the fictitious dating agency 'Large Czechs Online'.

Good to see that he calmed down a little and found a window within his busy schedule to get on with it... Laughing

Here it is (I'd recommend page 5 if you can't be bothered looking at all the pages!):

page 1
page 2
page 3
page 4
page 5
page 6
page 7

The full bait will be appearing on the biskitz4cheez website very soon...

Master Baiter Joined: 23 Aug 2005 Posts: 133

biskitz4cheez wrote:

has now sent the fully-completed psychological profile originating from the fictitious dating agency 'Large Czechs Online'

That is a fantastic name for a dating agency! Laughing

Baiting Guru Joined: 04 Jan 2006 Posts: 3193

They don't need maths for lawyer school then. From his answer to Q40, I'd love to get into a craps game with this guy. Very Happy

(12 is 36:1, 7 is 6:1. Rolling under a chair is empirically somewhere over 10:1.)

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 04 Apr 2005 Posts: 17

I've 'tweaked' all the lateral thinking/mathematical questions (Q32-Q41) so that there isn't a 'correct' answer to most of them: thought it would be interesting to see what 'Barrister Godwin' came up with...

He really must be a Barrister, though - check out his business card and University Degree !

Baiting Guru Joined: 04 Jan 2006 Posts: 3193

Ooh a rolly eyes! Of course I recognised there was no correct answers. But some answers are more correct than others.

I beg his pardon though - 39 and 40 are about as close as you can get (A has a slight edge in Q40 because B cannot win on throw 1, C is of course the wildcard, but 1:36 is a fair estimate of his probability. For Q39 I would say 5, but I can't fault his reasoning, and I haven't tried it on graph paper. {I know we aren't doing the expected calculation.})

38 and 41 though are about as wrong as it is possible to get.

Posted: Mon Feb 06, 2006 7:36 am

Even though some questions don't have right answers, he seems to have come up with the worst ones possible.

36: Last time I checked, putting meat on your lawn doesn't scare away crows.

38: This one actually has a correct answer. There are two short paths that I can think of for the caterpilar: either go along a 20cm side then a 32cm side (total 52 cm path) or crawl up a 12 cm side, crawl diagonally across the top of the box (approx 37.7 cm), then back down a 12 cm side (total approx 61.7 cm). Since the former is shorter, it is the correct answer. 640 cm is the area of the bottom of the box, not the shortest path. I would assume this question originally had different dimensions for the box so the latter answer would be correct.

41: The stupidest possible option is to be first in line, because in that case nobody is in front of you, and therefore nobody in front of you will have purchased a hot dog.

- Bill

Posted: Mon Feb 06, 2006 9:12 am

This guy has MET Bill Cosby!!! You really should ask him if he likes Jello Puddding??

Also for number 36 The question clearly stated that noone put that shit there, and scarecrows dont walk (last time I checked). Na who makes a scarecrow out of Bacon??

Posted: Mon Feb 06, 2006 12:10 pm

I think he needs a slap.

The postcode he has given L3 6AL is indeed Liverpool but it is actually for Pall Mall in Liverpool City centre.

He is also far too much of a lightweight being only 11st but he's 6'5".

Also I see from Q23 that he's a vegetarian who eats fish & his favourite meal is Chicken & rice stew. Rolling Eyes

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 04 Apr 2005 Posts: 17

Where have some posts gone??!! I distinctly remember posting a copy of some questions I'd posed to Barrister Godwin and there were a few more entries after that...

Perhaps they've disappeared as a result of this curse that I have received from Barrister Godwin today:

I sent this directly to you via The Curse Of The Wicked Soul. Cradling the powers of the Orunmila to Wizard Of Ingoni, I have unleashed an army of seventy-two spirits and demons. The Eiye Efe will gaze from above as the summons of the spirits appear before your eyes. My cosmic powers have grown from the fears of deception and will reek havoc and spill the blood of the guilt. I have carved marks of evil into your conscience and your spiritual blindness will direct you to fall into the hands of proper authorities. The curse will begin when I attach this written segment of your soul "hope you are christain, in the name of the almight God. help me thanks". For you have only made me wiser. Money is just paper in which I used to buy your soul. If you would like it returned unharmed, you must make ammends to the deception you have brought amongst yourself. If you do not, you will live for eternity in the firey pits of hell and in fear of Bytor, Light of Darkness, Centurion Of Evil, Devil's Prince.

Jim "Wizard" Waskowiak
Owner Of Your Soul

*** BANNED *** Joined: 02 Jan 2006 Posts: 2021

Quote:

Perhaps they've disappeared as a result of this curse that I have received from Barrister Godwin today:

or the change to the new server Laughing

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 04 Apr 2005 Posts: 17

Hmmm... that could be another possible reason, I suppose...

I sent him a copy of this yesterday - I think it pushed him over the edge!

Posted: Wed Feb 08, 2006 10:32 am

Hi Biskitz

my lad had the same barrister (first bait) but he had a different name
and a different age in his passport and certificate. I think he is a barrister by birth Laughing

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Hello I'm New here! Joined: 04 Apr 2005 Posts: 17

Hi NoFool

That's very interesting.

My 'Barrister' sent me this passport with a date of birth of 20/06/66. He later sent me a degree certificate similar to the one you received showing a graduation date of 21/04/65.

When I commented that I was impressed that he managed to graduate 14 months before he was born, he sent me this explanation:

Am very sorry about that your observation, but it is not my fault as I earliarly told you that am in Nigeria for now but due to how urgent you needed the prove I then call my personal assistance to send it to you, not knowing that she went and send the one with mistake on it that is in my document file. Cortya, I noticed the mistake after the day of issueing and I went to the computation and records department for the clarification and they said that they will send it via courier service of which they did after 21 working days and filed them all in my document file, so am very sorry about that mistake. I have called my personal assistance to send the correct certificate to you which I believe that he will ASAP.

I believe that you will understand that it is a common mistake and thank you for understanding.

and a new degree certificate with a more believable date crudely added...

Posted: Wed Feb 08, 2006 7:59 pm

I dunno sounds like you are educating the lad too much.. this might have tipped off a real victim.

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 04 Apr 2005 Posts: 17

Possibly... but the same could be said about *any* awkward question that a baiter chooses to ask a scammer if it arose through a foolish mistake...

Posted: Thu Feb 09, 2006 7:37 am

Hi Biskitz

Seems we both have the*same* barrister with different names. Born 66 and graduated 65 Laughing

He had also mixed up the lines with first/last names. Maybe not the same lad, but the same stolen/fake documents. If I get more familar with all this, I will post the bait.

Bait him straight, with less teaching him Wink

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 04 Apr 2005 Posts: 17

Hi all... the finished bait 'Cortya Outson has caught you out, son...' can be read here!

Posted: Sun Feb 12, 2006 5:23 pm

biskitz4cheez wrote:

Hello all!
page 5

What is wrong with this guy, letter R is obviously a Lobster, Northern type... in no way, shape or form does that even come close to looking like a Scorpion.

I would slap him just for that error... dont you learn what a Lobster is in Law School?