Janet and the Carck Caper

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Posted: Sun Feb 05, 2006 4:54 pm

So the whirlwind romance with Janet started innocently enough; with an introductory email on Kissline. What was to follow may not mark the annals of 419 History but it is humorous enough.

First came the introductions, obligatory photo request from me and then in return she informs me how she is stuck in Nigeria with no money and will come over and love me forever. What guy could resist an offer like that? I was and still am working some true 419 baits and figured I would string her along for a spell but it just go so much fun to see if I could shock her and wonder how much time she was spending to figure out what the heck I was talking about.

Just a note; I deleted my �name� and altered my email address as it is still being used to entertain the lads and lasses in Lagos. Janet�s is real enough though.

In total Janet has sent me just over $12,000 through Qchex.com

Here are her photos for reference.

Top, going down to the first email, I am just about done with her, so here it is, my first published work.
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janet jacob <[email protected]> wrote:

HELLO HONEY
WELL I AGREE WTH U BUT HOW YOU GONNA SAVE ME ABOUT THIS MONEY BCOS MY BOSS HAS BEEN TREATING ME WITH POLICE THAT I SHOULD PROVIDE THE MONEY THIS COMING WEEK,SO HOW U GONNA SAVE ME NOW TO SEND ANY AMOUNT WITH U ON MONDAY OK,AND I HAVE GET NOTIFIED THAT ANOTHER CHECK HAS BEEN SENT TO YOU AND I WILL LIKE U TO CASH IT FOR ME THEY TOLD ME THAT IT WAS $5000 AND IMMEDIATELY U CASH IT SEND IT ASAP OK DEAR AND I WILL LIKE U TO BE MAILING ME FAST SO THAT MY BOSS WILL NOT BE QUARELLING WITH ME AGAIN,THIS IS INFORMATION I GAVE U TO SEND MONEY,
NAME--OWATIMEHIN JOHNSON OLUWASHINA
ADDRESS--691 IJAIYE SAWMILL ABEOKUTA EXPRESS-WAY
CITY--IJAIYE OJOKORO
STATE--LAGOS
ZIPCODE--23401
COUNTRY--NIGERIA
JUST GET BACK TO ME WITH THIS INFORMATION TO RECEIVE
MONEY,
1.SENDER NAME AND ADDRESS
2.MONEY TRANSFER CONTROL NUMBER(MTCN)
3.SECRET QUESTION AND ANSWER
4.AMOUNT U SEND.
HOPE TO HEAR FROM U SOON.
JANET.
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janet jacob <[email protected]> wrote:

HELLO DEAR
I HAVE EXPLAIN TO MY BOOS ABUT WHAT I HEARED FROM U AND HE FOUGHT ME HE TOLD ME THAT I SHUOLD FIND THE WAY TO GET THE MONEY UNLESS HE WILL ARREST ME AND THEY JAIL ME PLDS DER DON'T LET THEM JAIL ME,JUST SEND ANY AMOUNT WITH U RIGHT NOW PLS AND I HAVE ALREADY TOLD ANOTHER CLEINT TO ISSUE ANOTHER CHECK TO U,PLS HEEEEEEEELP DEAR.
JANET
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My Persona <[email protected]> wrote:
JANETTTS

CAN ANOTHER CHECK GET SENT TO ME FOR MY HELPING TO HAVE ANOTHER NIGHT OF CRACK INDUZED FUN AS QUICK AS YOU CAN?

I PROMISES THAT I WILL STOP THE SMIOKING CRACK WHEN YOU GET HERE I JUST NEED MORE AND THE ATM IS MAXED OUT. MOTHERS CHECKS FROM SOCIAL SECURITY DOES NOT COME IN FOR ANOTHER 2 WEEKS AND I OWE THE DEALER $800 FROM EARLIER TODAY

CRACK IS GOOD AND I WILL SHARE WITH YOU HURRY PLEASE JANETT

I DO LOVE YOU STILL
xxx
XOXOXOXOOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXO
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My Persona [email protected] wrote:

Janet my little freaky freak hows trixxx?
Real bad news babe, I sort of cashed the checks and on the way to the Western Union a guy sold me a piece of crack, which I never tried before and figured that I would have a go at it. I always see crack heads who look so skinny and being so fat I thought it would help me loose some weight� well how wrong I was babe.

Turns out that what they say is true, once you hit the pipe you never stop; I was right back to the Dealer who sold me the rock and bought an eight ball of the crack; went home, locked Mother in the basement and smoked the whole bag.

I guess from there I must have been in a crack induced haze because I woke up with burns on my fingers and lips from the pipe, a hooker passed out on the floor and all your money was gone. I can only assume that in the drug crazed state I was in that I had the Hooker go out and buy me more crack, which I obviously did all of. Wow, over $3,000 of your money up in smoke, I feel real bad baby. I do have around two hundred left and will try not to spend it on more drugs.
So, if you have more checks to send, please do.

Oh, I don�t think I did anything with the Hooker but you never know when the drugs are talking.

Me,
xoxoxox
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janet jacob <[email protected]> wrote:
HELLO MY DEAR xxx
EVERYTIME I CHECKED MY EMAIL,IF I DID NOT SEE UR MESSAGE I WILL BE THINKING THAT WHY I DID NOT HEAR FROM U AND I WAS THINKING ABOUT UR HEALTH MY LOVE PLSDEAR DON'T DO THIS TO ME MAIL ASAP OK,HOPE TO HEAR FROM U SOON,I LOVE.
JANET
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My Persona <[email protected]> wrote:
My Dear Janet,

I am so sorry but I had problems with the bank, they said the check was no good and refused to cash it for me. I think they are trying to rip you off and send me a bad check. Janet we need to get you out and away from people who will send a bad check as your pay; what kind of animals are these people, they are ripping you off.

The bank took $125.00 from my account for processing the check and return fees, they said they person who wrote the check must be using someone else�s account number... I feel bad for you because they said they would pay you and they did not.

What are we to do? I can send some money but I want to be sure you get it and are able to come to me my Love... tell me what to do....

My Dear Janet I miss you,

Me
xoxoxox
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janet jacob <[email protected]> wrote:
HELLO
WHAT IS GOING ON PLS LET ME KNOW DEAR PLS AM IN HURRY TO KNOW WHAT IS HAPPENING OK,PLS DEAR DON'T DO THIS TO ME OK.
JANET
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My Persona <[email protected]> wrote:
Janet My Dear,

Yes it is sad someone stole my bike and I liked it so much, it was all tricked out with pegs and a stunt bar.. I pulled some mean jumps on that thing.

Well the Police here are no help with the case as they seem to have more to worry about with Marion Barry being taken by kids at gunpoint and whatnot. Guess I will have to take the law into my own hands and find those little punks who stole my bike, maybe it will take me on a journey like that guy PW Herman who had his bike stolen by the fat rich kid; it did turn out to be quite the adventure though.

Mom is such a handful I sometimes wonder if I should just help her take a long nap that lasts forever...well that�s something maybe you can help me with? I should wait till you meet her to bring that up again though.

I will wait for the next check, and once I get it I will send you what its for via Western Union.

Love you always,

Me
xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxox
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janet jacob <[email protected]> wrote:
HELLO MYSWEETHEART
AM VERY HAPPY TO READ FROM U BUT AM NOT HAPPY TO HEARED THAT UR BIKE WAS STOLEN,HAVE U MADE THE CASE TO POLICE SO THAT THEY CAN HELP US TO FIND THE BIKE,WHAT ABOUT THE SECOND CHECK THAT DO NOT DEPOSIT ON IT,DO U DESTROYED IT OR WHAT,BUT I WILL CONTACT OUR CLIENT TO ISSUE LOCAL CHECK FOR U SO THAT U CAN CASH IT FOR ME THE SAME DAY OK,PLS DEAR I DON'T WANT U TO FIGHT MOMS OK,I LOVE U DEAR,HOPE TO HEAR FROM U SOON.
JANET
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My Persona <[email protected]> wrote:
You are 100% right in loving me my Dear Janet.

I went to the Bank this afternoon and deposited the one check that could be deposited. They told me it would be 3 days at most to process it because it came from overseas. If you can have them email me another local check then I can ash it the same day and go to the Western Union next door.

All else is well aside from Moms hangover and the neighbors breaking my balls over her dancing in the window...which she has been doing more and more often; I think she is going senile and will make a mess of herself why is she like this? I feel that she must have done something real bad in a past life and God is punishing her for that.

My bike was stolen today which made me sad... I guess that someone needed it more than me. So do you like to ride bikes? I will get you one if you want.. I like girls in skirts on bikes and often sit in the park and feed the birds.

Well my Dear I am off to make a tuna salad and have a smoke, its been a long day and am quite sleepy.

My love always,
Me
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janet jacob <[email protected]> wrote:
HELLO MYSWEETHEART
I WAS VERY WORRIED THAT WHY I DID NOT HEAR FROM MY LOVE,HOW IS UR HEALTH AND HOW IS UR MOTHER AND UR CATS,PLS DEAR I WANT U TO TAHKE CARE OF THE CATS VERYWELL SO THAT I CAN BE PLAYING WITH THEM WHEN I GET TO U IN THE STATE,PLS DEAR WHAT IS GOING ON ABOUT THE CHECK,LET ME KNOW,HOPE TO HEAR FROM U SOON MY LOVE,I LOVE U.
JANET
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My Persona <[email protected]> wrote:
Janet my Dearest,

How nice it is to hear from you too. I await your messages like I am a little school girl who feels that special tingle in that special place. A new feeling indeed but one that makes me feel like, well as I already said to you.

My Mother is doing well and sends her best though every time I read an Email from you I let out an animalistic yelp; something like this: �Eiiii kitchewam wam bangaboom yaaa da dee� it sometimes startles Mother from her slumber but I can care less now that I have someone like you. I am so sweltering just thinking of us together.

So, how are things for you my Dear? I miss you and only have a few photos and words to think of you by� do you think you would send me a new photo of you� something recent so I will know its you when I collect you at the Airport?

I do have bad news for you; my one Cat was hit by a car tonight and died on the spot. It was my dear, dear, dear Cat Muffin. I am quite sad right now and cried for several hours over the whole ordeal. I was walking him as I do nightly and a large Crow swooped down and startled him so much that he pulled free from his collar, ran into the street and was hit by one of those confounded street sweeper machines. The noise of his little cat body being inhaled into the inner workings of that blasted contraption was and is something I will not soon forget, the red, red cat blood went to spurting out the side of that machine and I was sprayed with the remnants of Muffin. I ran home quickly covered in what was left of Muffin only to find Mother had gotten into my liquor cabinet and was dancing in the front window; making a spectacle of herself, and believe me when I say a spectacle because she was naked except for her depends undergarment which I am sad to say was loaded.

So to top off my loosing Muffin; well I didn�t really loose him, I know where he is� spread along the curb of Calvert Street. So not a great day and to top it off the Bank will not cash the local check because it was imprinted with : DO NOT DEPOSIT, which prevents its transaction.

I hope your day is going better my Love.

On another note my half-brother from Fathers third marriage Chris was sent to the Hospital because he overdosed on doughnuts and went into what the Doctor is calling a pastry induced sugar coma� a rare disorder but they are seeking a Specialist to attend to him and his unique condition.

So to draw away from my dreary day filled with cat mutilation, mother�s antics and a friends eating induced medical malady; let me know how your day is going and I truly hope it is better than for me. In the mean while I anxiously await the check to come so I can get you over here and help me through this dreary time in my life as only you can.

With my endearing love always,
Me
xoxoxoxox

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janet jacob <[email protected]> wrote:
HELLO MY SWEETHEART
AM VERY HAPPT TO HEAR FRPOM U AGAIN AND WAS GLAD TO HEAR THAT UR MOTHER WANT TO MEET ME,BUT ABOUT MY TRAVEL PLANS,I WILL GET TO U AFTER U SEND THE MONEY TO ME AND HOW MANY DAYS THEY TOLD U THE WILL BE CASH OUT.BUT I WILL CONTACT OUR ANOTHER CLIENT TO ISSUE THE REMANINIG $2500 TO U AGAIN OK,AND I WILL LIKE U TO BE GOING UR WAY DON'T FIGHT ANYBODY OK,BCOS I DID NOT LIKE FIGHT,PLS GREET UR SWEET MOTHER FOR ME AND UR LOVELY CATS,HOPE TO HEAR FROM U SOON,I LOVE.
JANET
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My Persona <[email protected]> wrote:
Janet my Dear,

I did get the checks just this afternoon and printed them out.

The one check from YWAM Asia Relief and Development can be cashed but will require several days to process being from out of the US but the second one from The African Investment Corp. is not good because the check says: DO NOT DEPOSIT, which is strange because it is a check and appears valid but the disclaimer will prevent it from being processed.

I have your Western Union Details to send the money to and when the check I can cash goes through I will send you the money.

So what are your travel plans? I was wondering because I may need to take off work at the Zoo.

My Mom is great, when I told her about this GREAT GIRL Janet she was so happy... she says she cant wait to meet you! The Cats are good too, I showed them your picture and even though Karma bit off a small corner of the one, I think he likes you too; well at least the paper you are printed on.

So Janet my Dear I would say now how much I look forward to meeting you in person and hope you are happy with me, I am already excited to see you!

Write back soon my Dear!
Me
xoxoxoxox
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janet jacob <[email protected]> wrote:
HELLO MY SWEETHEART
WHAT IS GOING ON I DID RECEIVED EMAIL FROM OUR CLIENT YESTEDAY NIGHT THAT THE CHECK HAS BEEN ISSUED TO UR EMAIL ADDRESS,HAVE U PRINT IT PLS LET ME KNOW MY LOVE,HOW IS UR WORK,UR MOTHER AND UR LOVELY CATS,PLS DEAR MAIL ME TO KNOW WHAT IS GOING ON,I LOVE U RENE.
JANET
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My Persona <[email protected]> wrote:
Dear Janet,

My Sweet, I never received a check for you and I am worried you doubt my love and dedication...

How will I print the checks? I use a program to print my checks all day for work and payrolls. This is very easy for me and I will do it as soon as I get them and then go to the Western Union and Send it to you my Dear Janet.

Missing you so much my Dear,

Always,

Me
xoxox
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janet jacob <[email protected]> wrote:
HELLO MY SWEETHEART
I DON'T WANT U TO BE THINKING AM FOR U FOREVER,AND I WILL LIKE U TO SEND THE MONEY TO FIRST INFORMATION I GAVE U AND I WILL SEND ALL MY INFORMATION OF FLIGHT TICKET TO U AFTER I PROCESS IT,AGAIN DO U KNOW HOW U ARE GOING TO PRINT THE CHECK,THIS IS INFORMATION I WANT U TO SEND THE MONEY,
NAME--OWATIMEHIN JOHNSON OLUWASHINA
ADDRESS--691 IJAIYE SAWMILL ABEOKUTA EXPRESS-WAY
CITY--IJAIYE OJOKORO
STATE--LAGOS
ZIPCODE--23401
COUNTRY--NIGERIA
JUST GET BACK TO ME WITH THIS INFORMATION TO RECEIVE
MONEY,
1.SENDER NAME AND ADDRESS
2.MONEY TRANSFER CONTROL NUMBER(MTCN)
3.SECRET QUESTION AND ANSWER
4.AMOUNT U SEND.
JANET.
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My Persona <[email protected]> wrote:
Dear Janet,

I must leave the office for lunch but will be back quite soon. I just wanted to tell you this because I am expecting to get those checks soon and wanted to make it to the bank before they close. I am only in the office until 4 PM today, I have an important appointment with my Doctor today as I am in need of a prescription refill.

So do you like Sushi? I do so much. I would like to show you around town the night you get in at the airport.

Oh, I was wondering what are your flight plans? Will you come into Washington national Airport? And at what time? Wanted to get these points down so I can either take off work; which is easy but I will need to tell my workers how to feed the animals.
Not that I would expect you to work but if you wanted to come to my work and help feed the animals and do other stuff with them it would be OK with me; I am into stuff like that.

I hope to see you so soon Janet I can barely contain myself.

Yours,

Me
xoxoxox
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janet jacob <[email protected]> wrote:
HELLO MY SWEETHEART
AM VERY HAPPT TO READ FROM U AND I DON'T WANT U TO BE THINKING U ARE LONELY,I WANT TO ASSURE U THAT WE ARE TOGETHER NOW SO U ARE NOT LONELY AGAIN MY LOVE,ABOUT QUESTION U ASKED ME,I LIKE CATS VERY WELL AND I WIL LIKE TO MEET UR MOTHER MY INLAW AND I WILL BE STAYING WITH U MY LOVE BCOS I DON'T WANT U TO BE LONELY,WELL MY TRAVEL PLANS IS AFTER U CASH IT FOR ME AND SEND IT TO HERE I WILL PROCESS ALL THE DOCUMENT I NEED AND SEND U THE DETAILS OF IT, SO THAT U CAN COME AND PICK ME UP BY UR CAR AT UR AIRPORT,BUT I WILL LIKE TO USE UR CAR MY LOVE I DON'T WANT U TO BE WASTING UR TO RENT ANOTHER CAR FOR ME AGAIN,SO ABOUT THE CHECK I WILL LIKE U TO BE WACTHING FOR IT AND IT MABE MORE THAN THAT $2500 COS THEY OWNIG ME ABOUT $5000 AND AM BEGGING THEM TO PAY ME ALL,BUT THEY TOLD ME THAT THEY CAN ONLY PAY ME HALF OF MY SALARY NOW,BUT THEY CAN STILL PAY ME FULL SO,I WILL LIKE U TO PRINT THE CHECK CAREFULLY WITH COLOUR PRINTING AND THE CHECK MAY COME BY TWO DIFFERENT OF CLIENT NAME OR IT MAY BE THE NAME,BCOS WE HAVE 4 CLIENT IN OUR COMPANY THAT IS WORKING FOR US,SO THEY CAN SEND IT A TWICE WHICH IS $2500 A TWICE,I WANT U TO PRINT THE TWO AND TAKE IT TO CASHING POINT AND CASH IT FOR ME AND AFTER U CASH IT GO TO WESTERN UNION AGENT LOCATION AND SENT IT,PLS DEAR WHEN U CASH IT FINISHED, IF IT IS $5000,JUST SHARE IT INTO TWO $2500 AND SEND IT A TWICE TO THE INFORMATION I GAVE U AND GE BACK TO ME WITH THE INFORMATION TO RECEIVE THE MONEY,HOPE TO HEAR FROM U SOON MY LOVE,I LOVE U.
JANET
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My Persona <[email protected]> wrote:
Dear Janet,

How kind you are to see me for who I am and not discounting me like someone not
worthy of your love. For I have suffered dearly through my life with women who were less than honest and only saw me for what I had in my wallet and not in my heart.

My life can be complete with you and you with I. I remember the words of a close friend who said to me "Rene, you have so much to offer the right woman and she is out there for you, just wait for her and she will come to you".

For years I dismissed those very words and thought I would be all alone with my cats. By the way, do you like cats? I have three nice Cats who are so fun to play with, though one is quite frisky and can be a bother sometimes. My cats names are: Muffin, Dogma and Karma... I named the last one Karma because I feel that in life there is karma and fate and with you I have found my true fate.

I want to have you meet my Mother as soon as you get here, she is quite old and frail but before we move in together if you want to after meeting me I think it is only the right thing to do to have you meet my Mother, maybe we (just you and I) can dine out on your first night unless you are too tired from the long flight over here. Oh, what are your flight plans? If you come into Washington National I can come on the train and get you, if you come into Dulles Airport it is quite a drive and I have a difficult time driving at night, do you drive a car? I can let you use one of my cars or I can rent one for you to use if you want a special car.

So my Dear Janet; my only questions to you are:
Do you like Cats?
Would you like to meet my Mother?
Where will you be staying when you get here?
What are your travel plans?
Do you drive and do you want to use my car or have me rent one?

The address for writing the check will be my work address, though I assume you will email it to me so I can print it and cash it first thing in the morning; god knows how long it will take to mail it and such. How much is the check for? I have about $23,000.00 in my checking account and a bit more in savings so if the check is for under the first amount I can cash it and sent it to you by Western Union the same day you email it to me my Dear.

For writing the check:

My Fake Name Here (but you already know that my Dear Janet)
(address of the National Zoo in Washington, D.C.)
3001 Connecticut Ave
Washington, D.C. 20008

This is where I have an office at the Zoo where I manage the feeding of the Apes and other assorted animals...though I never go near the Wombats as you likely already know from my bad time with one back as a child. Would you like me to take you on a private tour of the Zoo?

So Dear Janet, remember to email the check and I will go to the Bank in the morning as they are closed today for the MLK Holiday but will be open at 8am my time.

I can hardly contain myself to see you...

Until then, and please let me know about the questions; I hate to keep asking but I know it feels right but I just want to be 100% honest with you and although it was hard to tell you about not having an ear and the other stuff I owe it to you my Dear.

Yours Truly,

Me
xoxo

(Hope you don�t mind the xoxo but it means: love and kisses to you!)

P.S. Not sure if your computer is having problems but it seems the Caps Lock is stuck on, with my eyesight it is hard to read like that so if you have it fixed let me know... I had to have a friend go to my office to fetch my glasses do I could read the last few emails although I love your words it is hard to read sometimes.

Xoxox, Me

P.P.S. One more thing about the Cats, they are great and although they only see one Woman that being my Mother they are great and I would like to keep them but if you have a medical issue that prevents you from being around Cats or other animals for that matter, just tell me and I will get rid of them and I will shower and change out of my Zoo Keeper uniform before I come home to you every night my Dear Janet.

Me
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janet jacob <[email protected]> wrote:
HELLO MY SWEETHEART
AM VERY SORRY FOR WHAT I HEARD ABOUT U THAT U SAID HAPPENED TO U WHEN U ARE 5 YEARS OLD,BUT AM PROMISE U TODAY THAT I WILL BE THERE FOR U AND I WILL LOVE U FOREVER AND I WILL SURRENDER MY HEART TO U TOO,I LOVE U RENE,HOPE TO HEAR FROM U TOO.
JANET
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My Persona <[email protected]> wrote:
My Sweet Janet,

Oh yes my home address, how silly of me; how would you find me when you get here...? silly me I am so abuzz with thoughts of seeing you... I can hardly wait to see your eyes in real life and hear the words you only type to me spoken into my right ear... I must be 100% honest with you and tell you something.

Janet, I say right ear because I lost my left ear in an accident when I was a child. I was just 5 years old and I was attacked by an animal at my Fathers work at the Zoo. My Dear departed Father was a Zoo Keeper at the Zoo and I was always helping him with the smaller jobs like: feeding the bears, lions and monkeys... well one day I was feeding a Wombat and it attacked me and bit my face, my neck and ate my ear off my head. My father shot the Wombat dead and rushed me to the Hospital but being the Wombat did so much damage to my ear they were unable to help my, so I am without a left ear. Will this change the way you feel about me and what we have together?

I have done well without my left ear: I have taken classes and have a degree, run a business, gaze for hours at ceiling tiles, cycle, learned the ancient art of the Ninja, learned Iranidud-caca which is an ancient language of the Pontagagolovo Tribe in South Africa. All in all I have done well and am secure with money and a nice home thought it is empty without someone like you Janet.

Please answer if you can be with me without my ear and I will return not only my address but my heart to you!!!!!
Awaiting your reply my Dear Janet,
Me
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janet jacob <[email protected]> wrote:
HELLO MY SWEETHEEART
AM VERY HAPPY TO HEAR FROM U AND OUR CLIENT WILL STILL NEED UR HOME ADDRESS TO FILL THE CHECK,I LOVE U,HOPE TO HEAR FROM U SOON.
JANET

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My Persona <[email protected]> wrote:
Janet,

So nice to hear back from you and that the money situation has turned around for you, very happy indeed.

To email me the check, just send it to me on my email address which should be the fastest: [email protected] I already use computer checking so I have the check paper to print it with.

My full name: (Deleted to protect the not so innocent)

As soon as it comes into my email box I will print it and cash it for you, then how do I send you the money?

Awaiting lovely words from you my dear!

Me...
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janet jacob <[email protected]> wrote:
HELLO MY SWEETHEART
AM VERY HAPPY TO HEAR FRM U THAT U WANNA BUY FLY TICKET FOR ME,I GOT EMAIL FROM OUR CLIENT YESTERDAY IN THE STATE THAT MY SALARY IS READY TO PAY FOR ME AND I SHOULD PROVIDE WHO WILL CASH THE CASHIER CHECK FOR ME TO PAY MY SALARY AND I WILL LIKE U TO DO THIS FAVOUR FOR ME TO CASH IT AND SEND IT TO ME OVER HERE,ALL YOU HAVE TO DO FOR ME IS THAT JUST PROVIDE ME UR FULL NAME AND UR FULL HOME ADDRESS TO EMAIL THE CHECK OUT TO U,I WAS TOLD OUR CLIENT THAT HE SHUOLD SEND THE CHECK TO UR EMAIL ADDRES SO THAT I CAN BE ABLE TO JOIN U OVERTHERE BY THIS WEEK,ALL U HAVE TO DO IS THAT JUST BUY THE VESAL BUSINESS BLAN CHECK PAPER IN THE SORE OR POST OFFICE AND PRINT OUT THE CHECK AS SOON AS HE CHECK GET UR EMAIL ADDRESS AND TAKE IT TO CASHNG POINT OR UR BANK THEY WILL CASH IT FOR U IMMEDIATELY U GET TO THE BANK,THE CHECK WILL BE $2500,AM WATING FOR UR FULL NAME AND FULL HOME ADDRESS TO PROCEED THE CHECK TO U,I LOVE U,HOPE TO HEAR FROM U SOON MY LOVE.
JANET
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My Persona <[email protected]> wrote:
My Dear Janet,

I have not heard from you in the past few days and hope all is well with you!!!
I admit I was thinking of you and looking at those photos you sent today and just had to email you and check-in.

Regarding the tickets, I have a means to get a great discount on airfare and such, just send me the deails and I will get this done.

Awaiting your reply,
Me

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janet jacob <[email protected]> wrote:

WELL I CAN NOT SAY THINGS GOING FOR ME RIGHT BCOS OF ABSENT OF U AND I NEE U BISIDE ME AND AM OUT OF CASH NOW BCOS I HAVE NOT GET PAID FROM MY COMPANY,AND THAT IS MY PICS WITH ME RIGH NOW REMAINIG PICS IS IN THE STATE.
JANET

My Persona <[email protected]> wrote:
How has the situation gone thus far for you? I trust you have thought of me as much as I have of you.

I am abuzz with thoughts of meeting you in person soon... have your pay gone in yet or do you still wait?

Could you favor me with a reply and another photo of you my dear?

Me
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janet jacob <[email protected]> wrote:
Hello Msweetheart
Am very happy to hear from u and i want u in my life and i will love u forver that is promise for our love,and i will like to markmy birthday with u but there is something holding me down here bcos i have not receice my salary and have no money for flight ticket,hope to read from u soon my love.
Janet

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My Persona <[email protected]> wrote:
Wow, you are something else to behold.

I will wish you an early birthday and say good wishes to you.
Those are great photos of you and I will keep them close as I enjoy the sight of you.

So tell me your wishes and wants in life

Me
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janet jacob <[email protected]> wrote:
Hello Rene
Am very happy to read from uand i wish u happy new year,am janet from anchorage alaska usa and am 25 years of age i will be mark my birth day this march on 5th to make 26 and i love to play in beach,as am mailing u now am in africa with my company am working with oil company,so i will be lookibg to hear from u soon

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My Persona <[email protected]> > wrote:
Got your email on KissLine and wow!

Tell me more about you and send a picture ASAP!

I will tell you about me:

34 years old, professional with my own business, I have a great house here in DC and would love to learn more about you!

Me

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Thought anyone?

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 23 Jan 2006 Posts: 5

I think you're not supposed to mention if you get money out of them, as it's technically illegal...

Posted: Mon Feb 06, 2006 4:36 am

I dont think he was really getting cash from her. I think she was sending him phoney cheques that would have bounced in his account and he was supposed to send her money back. I love the part where you went and cashed your cheque and was going to WU but stopped and bought some crack. LMAO that is way too funny.

But if you WERE cashbaiting, in before the delete!!!

Posted: Sun Feb 12, 2006 4:57 pm

As stangconv21 pointed out... there was no actual money; just several checks from Her "associates", which would have bounced indeed.

Good point though, would not get into cash or anything bait, well aside from humor baiting.

Janet is so forgiving to a fault, she did "scold" me for the crack bender, but let it go provided I spit the $5,000 check into 2 and WU it to her.
Silly girl is now giving ME lessons on how to Wester Union money, seems as though I just cant seem to get the information right, write that up to the crack I guess.

So the SAGA continues, with Valentines approaching she sent me a nice love note and more:
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janet jacob <[email protected]> wrote

HELLO MY LOVE
THIS IS HOW THEY TEACH ME,THEY SAID GO TO WESTERNUNION.COM AND CLICK ORDER U WILL SEE WHERE THE PLACE WHERE THEY WILL ASK FOR SENDER'S NAME AND MTCN JUST PUT THE INFORMATION TO IT AND THEN LET ME KNOW WHAT IS ON THE TRACKING INFORMATION OK,GO TO DOWN OF THE PAGE JUST PUT WHERE THE ASK FOR SENDERS NAME AND RECEIVERS NAME FILL THE FORM AND THEN LET ME KNOW WHAT IS ON IT LOVE AND IF IT DID NOT WORK U CAN GO TO WESTERN UNION WHERE U SENT THE MONEY AND COLLECT THE MONEY BACK AND RESEND IT AT ANOTHER WESTERN UNION AGENT LOCATION PLSDEAR DO IT ASAP AND PLS MAKE SURE U RECEIVE CORRECT INFORMATION VERYWELL BEFORE U LEAVE THERE,HOPE TO HEAR FROM U SOON,
This Valentine�s Day I am completely broke and so is my boyfriend. We have been dating a little over a year. I got this idea for Valentine�s Day to go over to his house on Tuesday and on his bed leave a huge surprise. In the middle of the bed I am going to put stuff like chocolate syrup, a blindfold, candles, CD of soft music and other similar things.
The best part is the note I am going to leave him that says, �I can�t wait to get to use all of this stuff with you!� This is really inexpensive way to make the day special and I know that he will love it all. I can't wait...
JANET.

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janet jacob <[email protected]> wrote

DEAR SWEETHEART,
WHAT IS GOING ON I AM NOW DISAPOINTED IN ALL THIS SHIT, PLS GO TO THE LOCATION AND WITHDRAWAL UR MONEY IF THE MONEY WAS REALLY SENT IT SHOULD BE "FUND NOT YET PICKED" NOT ALL THIS RUBBISH, PLS I HOPE ON U FOR THIS HELP SO BADLY, HOPE TO HEAR FROM YOU AGAIN, BYE FOR NOW.
JANET

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Janet my Dear,

I am confused as I checked the link you gave me and it seems fine:

Information as follows:
Sender: REMOVED
MTCN: 3987619852
Secret Question: What does yellow snow taste like?
Secret Answer: Dog Pee
Amount Sent: $1,000.00

I worry that maybe the Western Union took it, but I went to the website and entered my name first and last, the number they gave me and the website said:

Money Transfer enroute.

What else can I do my dear?
Love
ME
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janet jacob <[email protected]> wrote

DEAR SWEETHEAR,
DEAR THANKS FOR YOU CONCERN ALOT ABOUT ME , I AM GRATEFUL ABOUT IT ALOT............DEAR U KNOW I CARE AND LOVE U AND NO MATTER WHAT HAPPEN IN BETWEEN US YOUR LOVE WILL ALWAYS STAY WITH ME.
DEAR, I WENT TO THE BANK WITH MY AGENT BUT UNFORTUNATELY THE MONEY COULDNT BE CLEAR IT WAS SAID THAT THE MTCN IS NOT CORRECT AND WE TRACKED IT ON WWW.WESTERNUNION.COM BUT IS ALL THE SAME SO THE PROBLEM MIGHT BE FROM YOU SO PLS HELP ME TO CROSS CHECK NOW OK, I LOVE U AND PLS RESEND ALL THE INFORMATION TO ME AGAIN.
JANET
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Money is on the way Janet,

Information as follows:
Sender: REMOVED
MTCN: 3987619852
Secret Question: What does yellow snow taste like?
Secret Answer: Dog Pee
Amount Sent: $1,000.00

I took this money out of the ATM machine and just sent it a few minutes ago, so it should be there to you soon. I will send more money in the morning after I cash the $5,000 check and stay clear of all the drug dealers.

I love you and am so sorry about spending the other money on crack and booze. Again please understand that I did not kiss the other girl at all, I will save myself for you.

Oh, I have not heard a peep from Mother all day... I can only hope that, well you know.

Love and Miss you Janet,
Me

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janet jacob <[email protected]> wrote

HELLO HONEY
WELL I AGREE WTH U BUT HOW YOU GONNA SAVE ME ABOUT THIS MONEY BCOS MY BOSS HAS BEEN TREATING ME WITH POLICE THAT I SHOULD PROVIDE THE MONEY THIS COMING WEEK,SO HOW U GONNA SAVE ME NOW TO SEND ANY AMOUNT WITH U ON MONDAY OK,AND I HAVE GET NOTIFIED THAT ANOTHER CHECK HAS BEEN SENT TO YOU AND I WILL LIKE U TO CASH IT FOR ME THEY TOLD ME THAT IT WAS $5000 AND IMMEDIATELY U CASH IT SEND IT ASAP OK DEAR AND I WILL LIKE U TO BE MAILING ME FAST SO THAT MY BOSS WILL NOT BE QUARELLING WITH ME AGAIN,THIS IS INFORMATION I GAVE U TO SEND MONEY,
NAME--OWATIMEHIN JOHNSON OLUWASHINA
ADDRESS--691 IJAIYE SAWMILL ABEOKUTA EXPRESS-WAY
CITY--IJAIYE OJOKORO
STATE--LAGOS
ZIPCODE--23401
COUNTRY--NIGERIA
JUST GET BACK TO ME WITH THIS INFORMATION TO RECEIVE
MONEY,
1.SENDER NAME AND ADDRESS
2.MONEY TRANSFER CONTROL NUMBER(MTCN)
3.SECRET QUESTION AND ANSWER
4.AMOUNT U SEND.
HOPE TO HEAR FROM U SOON.
JANET.

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