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Iwasn,t planning on posting this as its only just begun but it pisses me off every time i reply to him so i thought i,d piss you guys off as well, any suggestions where to go with this appreciated

Dear Sir/Madam,

I am a solicitor at law and the Personal attorney to deceased
(FOREIGNER)who
used to work with an oil Company in Africa (Name Withheld) for security
reason. On the 21st of January 2005, my client, his wife and their only
daughter were involved in a car accident along sagbama express road.
All
Occupants of the vehicle unfortunately lost their lives. Since then I
have
made several inquiries to locate any of his extended Relatives, but all
effort has also proved unsuccessful.

After these Several unsuccessful attempts, I decided to search for a
sincere
and seriosu person that will be ready to make this claim with me
through an
internet search since my efforts to locate any of his family memebers
has
been unsuccessful,hence I Contacted you.Your assistance is needed in
recovering the fund valued at at US$5,000,000 (Five Million Five
Hundred
Thousand United States Dollar) Only deposited with a security firm
(CENTRE
POINT BANK PLC) CPB, before it gets confiscated or declared
unserviceable by
the Centre Point Bank. Please provide your personal information below
so i
can present the application of claim on your name as the beneficiary to
my
late client's fund.

1. YOUR FULL NAME
2. CONTACT ADDRESS
3. TEL/FAX OR MOBILE NUMBER
4. OCCUPATION
5. AGE

I guarantee that this will be executed under legitimate Arrangement
that
will protect you from any breach of the law. Please respond as soon as
possible.Please respond through my private email :
[email protected] or [email protected] Thank you.

Regards,

Barrister Effuru Exxxxx
J.U.K Igwe's chambers & Associate.
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Dear sir
i reply to you mail that i recently received, im not sure if it was sent
by mistake but if it was not i believe this is a miracle come true,
please confirm the mail was intended for me
your Hopefully
Mr Eric Sykes
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Dear Eric

How are you and your family? Hope all is well? I received your email, thanks for the response.i want you to understand that it is not a (Mistake) Please, it's important that you provide the below information's that will help me to prepare the text of application on your name as the next of kin to my late client's fund that will be presented to the bank as a notification of claim. Please furnish me with the below information's.

1. YOUR FULL NAME
2. CONTACT ADDRESS
3. TEL/FAX/MOBILE NUMBER
4. OCCUPATION
5. AGE

It does not really matter if you are related to my late client or not, all that matters is the surname you are sharing with him. You have no problem to claim this fund or if i present you to the bank as the heir to my late client's inheritance fund since you are making claim through me. I will commence on the preparation of the text of application and present it to the bank immediately. Please, you need to understand that we need to work on this inheritance claim as soon as possible before we lose it to the bank. Thank you.
Regards,

Barrister James Uxxxx

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Dear Mr Uxxxxx

Thank you for your reply, this seems a very inviting offer,
im still floating, please explain how this will work, and please tell me
how long it will take to get my money.
I send relevant details that you asked for
1. YOUR FULL NAME
Eric Norman Sykes
2. CONTACT ADDRESS
123 Stephens Road
xxxxxxxxx
xxxxxxx
Sussex
England
3. TEL/FAX/MOBILE NUMBER
I will leave this blank for now
4. OCCUPATION
Retired Shop keeper
5. AGE
60

I have attached a picture of myself with my grandchildren as i like
people to see who they are talking to.
Best regards
Eric
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eric sykes

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Dear Eric,

How are you and your family? i believe all is well? i received the informations you sent and also a lovely photo of you and your grand children, that was a great photo i must tell you.Since i have received the requested information,i will prepare the application of claim and it will be submitted to the bank tomorrow monrning.

Please remember to always keep me posted because i know the bank will commence immediately on the processing of the claim once they receive the application from me.

You are quite older than i am with 15 solid years, that i know is really ripe to be a grand father,i am 45 yrs with 3 children (2 male & 1 female) and a beautiful wife.Please send my love and greetings to your entire family.Thank you.

Regards,

Barrister James uxxxxx

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Mr Ubana

Thank you for your kind words regarding my family, i would like you to
know that i recently lost my wife of 40 years to breast cancer and my
only daughter (the mother of my beautiful grandchildren)has just been
diagnosed with advanced breast cancer, i would like you to know that the
money i receive will be donated to cancer research with a small amount
going into a trust fund for my grandchildren, for this reason i would
like to whole heartedly thank you for the opertunity that you have
given, I have always been a simple man, i made my own money and i have
more than enough to live out my days in comfort so im sure you would
agree that the money could not be better spent
I send my greatest regards to your wonderful family and may i request 1
thing from you, that would be a recent photograph in your full barrister
regalia to show the grandchildren
Many thanks
your friend
Eric
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Date Sat, 14 Jan 2006 7:48 AM ( 2 hours 11 mins ago ) Text view
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From "CENTRE POINT BANK PLC" <[email protected]> [Add]
To ericsykesxxxxxx [Add]
Subject Attention : Your inheritance claim Mr. Eric Norman Sykes Show full header
Attention:Mr. Eric Norman Sykes ,

We are responding to the information stated in the application presented to
us by your late uncle's attorney concerning the inheritance claim, we would
like you to fill the bank's claim form attached to this message. You are
hereby asked to fill the attached claim form correctly with the required
information's and send it back through your attorney with the sum of �270
(Two Hundred & Seventy pounds) Only, to open a domiciliary account on your
name where the fund will be transferred immediately the processing is
completed and approved by the board. Please bear in mind that this
processing will take up to 21 working days for us to effect the release of
your inheritance fund to you. A code of transfer will be given to you
immediately the processing is completed. So you can make any amount of
transfer to your designated bank in the United States. Once we get the
requirements from you, we will commence immediately for the claim processing
to be effected.

You will receive the certificate of deposit of the deceased and also a
statement of account that has been opened on your name immediately we
received the bank's claim form and the opening of account fee are submitted
to us by your attorney. Please do make all correspondence to the Director:
[email protected]
Thank you for your maximum co-operation and understanding.
Sincerely,

Mr. MR. OLE M. Wxxxxxx.
DIRECTOR. (Foreign Remittance Department).
CENTRE POINT BANK PLC.
Direct Email: [email protected]

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Dear Mr Ubana

I have recieved a email from :
Mr. MR. OLE M. Wxxxxxx
DIRECTOR. (Foreign Remittance Department).
CENTRE POINT BANK PLC.
Direct Email: [email protected]

In it he asked me for �270 to open some kind of account in his bank, you
never mentioned that this would cost ME money, he also stated that the
money would transfer into my American bank account, i have no American
bank account as i am English.
Also reading back over our correspondence it has occurred to me that
there in no statement as to how much i will personally recieve, im
presuming it will be the full 5 million as it dose not state otherwise.
i have not responded to Mr Wasuth as i wanted to confirm with you that
this is a legitimate email and also an associate of yours.
i must admit that the fact that i have been asked for money has raised a
slight suspicion therefore i request a copy of your photo
identification, i hope this does not offend but you cannot be to careful
these days.

Many thanks
Eric
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Dear Eric,

I received the message you sent, as a matter of fact, I will like you to write to the bank and tell them that you do not have an American bank account where the fund will be transferred after the processing has been completed and approved because i see no reason why the bank should dictate where the fund will be sent.

I have attached my Id that you requested; I hope you understand that this inheritance processing cannot be claimed without making some little payment during the processing? as you know the bank do not know you before, but i am the person presenting you as the beneficiary of my late client's fund.

Mr. Wxxxxa, who is the director of operation with the bank, cannot be requesting for any information or fee if not necessary so i believe whatever they asked from you is important. Please arrange for the �270 that the bank demanded but make it clear to them that you do not have any American bank account before sending the money.

I will be waiting to hear from you as soon as you receive any response from the bank. Thank you.

Regards,

Barrister James Uxxxxxx.
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Dear James

Thank you for you ID and explanation, i suppose banks charge all over
the world then, they certainly do here,
i have a question however, before i contact the bank again could you
tell me, is there likely to be any other charges, its just that i only
get to town once a week now, normally on a Tuesday, what iwouldn,t like
to do is delay our transaction any more than nesassary with with
payments, the reason for this is my daughter has been given the chance
to receive breakthrough medical treatment for her chance which the
doctors believe could extend her life up to 6 months however it is very
expensive so as you can see i desperately need to get the funds into my
account as soon as possible.
Thank you for what im sure will be a quick response

your friend
Eric

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Dear Eric,

I quite sympathize with you on the problems of your daughter's poor health condition and also the death of your wife,i really felt bad after going through your messages,do accept my sympathy on this matter.

To my best of knowledge there will be no other payment that will be needed on this inheritance processing,since every other necessary documents regarding to my late client's fund has been presented to the bank along with the claim form you filled.I would not want any delay on this transaction,so it will be wise if you get the fee sent down immediately to help the bank commence on the processing this week.

Below is the information you will use to send the money down by western union money trasnfer as soon as possible so that the doctors can be paid for the treatment of your daughter.

NAME: JAMES Uxxxxx
ADDRESS: 65 BOLD OJO ROAD,AGBOJU,LAGOS,NIGERIA
TEXT QUESTION: COLOR OF SKY
TEXT ANSWER: BLUE

Please send me the MTCN # immediately the money is sent,remember the earlier we make the presentation to the bank,the earlier for us to get the inheritance
claimed.Thank you.

Regards,

Barrister James Uxxxxx

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Dear James (i hope it is ok to call you james)

Thank you for your kind email.
I have a few questions.
i am unfamiliar with using western union so please explain the
procedure i need to follow,
Also the text question and answer....What is this? and also the MTCN
thing ....please explain as the last thing i want to do is mess this
thing up, we are pretty much at rock bottom here emotionally so to lose
this money through a simple mistake would devastate us, especially the
children who we told today that mummy was going to heaven but a nice man
in Africa was going to make sure everything was going to be fine, its
sure tough telling a three year old that,...on a brighter note ,Darren
who is 18 months old has learnt to say Mr Ubana and runs around shouting
your name at the top of his voice, haha, you should hear him
ok enough of me getting emotional, back to buisiness, please send all
the information i have asked for as i will be going to town on
Wednesday
Thank you so much for giving us this chance of life not just for my
daughter but all the others that are affected by this unforgiving
illness

your friend

Eric

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As you can see this bastard needs slapping hard, i,ll keep this updated and see where we go......Mark

Posted: Tue Jan 17, 2006 2:24 am

Try making him go to the WU office more than once.... try to forge a WU paper (there are some on the internet), and then fill it out with bogus stuff.

Posted: Tue Jan 17, 2006 11:46 pm

They will not go to the WU office. They will check the number on line and see that it does not exist. Always use moneygram if you want them to actually go to the office.

Not quite a Newb Joined: 08 Jan 2006 Posts: 23

I am baiting this same idiot as we speak. Things have slowed down lately, but he's still kinda on the hook. I have been waiting on my photo request for some time now. He keeps delaying. He thinks I'm Rev Bunchov Schitz from Church of the Holy Mackeral (yeah, I borrowed the names..lol).

Anyways, I have a word document with our first few days of correspondence on it..I havent updated the last 6 or 7 messages, but I'll try to get it up here in a few minutes.

Maybe we can join forces on him? No? Any ideas on what to do if youd like to join up?

Not quite a Newb Joined: 08 Jan 2006 Posts: 23

Heres where I stand with Mr Ubana......If I get time I'll post the latest messages.

Dear Sir/Madam,

I am a solicitor at law and the Personal attorney to deceased (FOREIGNER)who
used to work with an oil Company in Africa (Name Withheld) for security
reason. On the 21st of January 2005, my client, his wife and their only
daughter were involved in a car accident along sagbama express road. All
Occupants of the vehicle unfortunately lost their lives. Since then I have
made several inquiries to locate any of his extended Relatives, but all
effort has also proved unsuccessful.

After these Several unsuccessful attempts, I decided to search for a sincere
and seriosu person that will be ready to make this claim with me through an
internet search since my efforts to locate any of his family memebers has
been unsuccessful,hence I Contacted you.Your assistance is needed in
recovering the fund valued at at US$5,000,000 (Five Million Five Hundred
Thousand United States Dollar) Only deposited with a security firm (CENTRE
POINT BANK PLC) CPB, before it gets confiscated or declared unserviceable by
the Centre Point Bank. Please provide your personal information below so i
can present the application of claim on your name as the beneficiary to my
late client's fund.

1. YOUR FULL NAME
2. CONTACT ADDRESS
3. TEL/FAX OR MOBILE NUMBER
4. OCCUPATION
5. AGE

I guarantee that this will be executed under legitimate Arrangement that
will protect you from any breach of the law. Please respond as soon as
possible.Please respond through my private email :
[email protected] or Thank you.

Regards,

Barrister Effuru Ngege.
J.U.K Igwe's chambers & Associate.

Mr Ngege,
Thank you so much for your consideration. I am delighted that you would want me to have that money. $5 million US Dollars is certainly a lot of money.
When I first received your message, I was skeptical and thought it was a joke. I was almost deleting your email when my friend told me I was stupid to do that. So i gave him your message and he says he wants that money.
However, just a few hours ago, my friend and I got into a terrible fight. I found out he was shagging my girlfriend (in the arse nonetheless). So now, in order to get back at him, I have decided that I want to help you out and not let him have this money. I already own a small business and I am also a minister at the Church of the Holy Mackeral. So I already have plenty of money, but I do not want my friend to have this money. I want it all.
You should reply quickly to inform me how to proceed with collecting that money.

I will be leaving town on business later this evening. I will on a quest for investment opportunities. I have received a US Government grant in the amount of $346,000.00 Us Dollars that I would like to invest. I will also be in search of loose women to become members of the Church of the Holy Mackeral.

I await your reply. Act quickly to prevent my friend from collecting the money please!

Bunchov Schitz
Pres & CEO
The Schitzstonian Institute

Dear Bunchov

How are you and your family? Hope all is well? I received your email, thanks for the response. Actually, my name is James Ubana. Effuru Ngege is my middle name.as we bout continue with transaction you have to keep away from your friend. I hope you will understand. I want to tell that i have been doing my research to get someone from the family of my late client that will be presented as the next of kin to the deceased inheritance fund before it will be confiscated by the bank. According to the bank's policy that any fund that is not claimed within a certain period of time will be confiscated and transferred to the government's account as an unclaimed fund.

Please, it's important that you provide the below information's that will help me to prepare the text of application on your name as the next of kin to my late client's fund that will be presented to the bank as a notification of claim. Please furnish me with the below information's.

1. YOUR FULL NAME
2. CONTACT ADDRESS
3. TEL/FAX/MOBILE NUMBER
4. OCCUPATION
5. AGE

It does not really matter if you are related to my late client or not, all that matters is the surname you are sharing with him.You have no problem to claim this fund or if i present you to the bank as the heir to my late client's inheritance fund since you are making claim through me. I will commence on the preparation of the text of application and present it to the bank immediately. Please, you need to understand that we need to work on this inheritance claim as soon as possible before we lose it to the bank. Thank you.

Regards,

Barrister James Ubana.

Mr. Ubana,

Thank you so much for your quick reply. A good businessman moves fast indeed.

I agree that we definitely need to move fast with this transaction. I do not want my friend to get anything out of this deal. But I warn you that he will likely try to get this money. Do not let him do it, Mr Ubana.

My name is Mr Bunchov Schitz...but I am now Reverend Bunchov Schitz. So you can refer to me as Rev. if you prefer. I am a man of god now and I am the new leader of the Church of the Holy Mackeral.

Mr. Ubana, are you a religious man? Are you willing to make small sacrifices for the Lord? This is the kind of man that I am, and this is the kind of man I prefer to do business with.

My address is: Rev Bunchov Schitz
c/o Tom Benson
5800 Airline Drive
Metairie, La. 70003
All of my regular mail must be run through Mr Tom Benson. He is my confident business partner. You can always contact me directly with email though.
My occupation is Reverend and also President & CEO of the Schitzstonian Institute
I am 45 yrs old.

Now, Mr. Ubana...I just found out from the US Government that the grant of money they gave me will not be able to be used for investment purposes. Therefore, I will need to use my title of Reverend of the Church of the Holy Mackeral to complete this transaction. I hope this is not a problem for you. Our church is fairly wealthy and we give out lots of money in donations to our members. Usually they use the money to build a church of their own and then they get themselves ordained as a minister to run their own church.

Since we are now friends, I have some questions for you. I am very much interested in visiting Africa one day. I would like to see in person some of those pygmy tribes over there. I see them on TV here in America all the time. My favorite tribes are the ones who wear the long pointed spears on their penis and also the women who put the rings on their necks to stretch them out. I assume they do this in order that they can take their husbands' entire manhood into their mouths? No? Do these tribes exist near you? I would love to see them in person one day. Maybe you can come along with me as my new friend. Please tell me what you know of these tribes. In the process of visiting your country, I would love to see one of our churches established in Africa. Can you assist with this?

Sincerely,
Reverend Bunchov Schitz

Dear Rev,

I received the information you sent and i am pleased to let you know that i am mind is rest assured that you will not betray the trust that i am about putting on you because of your status as a man of God. Since you are ready to process this claim with me and have made up your mind to keep this transaction from your friend, I am also ready to keep it more confidential and i believe the only way for us to keep this between us is to put a code that will protect the safety of this fund from any intruder.

Please note that we will be using this code to protect this transaction (Lord is good) so if you receive any mail without this code *Lord is good* in it, please disregard and do not respond to it, same goes to me too. Now that i have the information needed, I will make an application that will be presented to the bank by Monday to inform them that the fund is about to be claimed.

I am a religious and Methodist goer,that's why i am trusting you so much, I give thanks to God for bringing us together in faith. Coming to Africa is no problem, in fact having a branch of your church will be a great idea here in Africa because it will help bring the spread of your church to everyone in Africa that believe in God.

Once i present the application of claim to the bank by Monday, they will attend to the application and a file of claim will be opened immediately for you. I will be coming over to the states immediately this transaction is completed. You don�t have to worry about not having enough fund to get the investment idea you desire because there will be more than enough once the inheritance is claimed.

Talking about the tribe that wear rings on their neck and the male that wear rings on their penis is not really a big tribe and they are not civilized to say, I have watched them on TV but not physical. I will inform you once the application is submitted. Thank you.

Regards,

Barrister James Ubana.

Mr. Ubana,

*Lord is good*
*TASTES GREAT!*

I am ver ypleased to hear that you are a man of God. I am doubly pleased that you will help spread the word of our church to the wonderful people of Africa. I would love to have some more information on the tribes too, if you can get it.

I will have to go now because I have some church members coming over for an all night swinger party. I plan to splurge and spooge on my church members tonight.

Here at my church, we also love to play Fantasy Football as a side activity. Have you ever played fantasy football? We get together on Sundays and we play during the football season. Usually we gather in my trailor. Actually its the churche's trailor so we call it the "Peoples Trailor"....therefore, our football league is the People Trailor Fantasy Football League. Kinda neat isnt it? We even have our own logo. I'll have to show you some time, my new friend.

Has my old friend contacted you yet? I certainly hope not. I do not want him to get any of this money. He has left our church for good and our members are angry with him. Do not talk to this man Mr Ubana, please.

In the meantime, Mr Ubana, I was forced to disclose our deal with one other man. He is my associate at the church here. And any church money that is used for any purposes must be approved by at least two people, so he will be the second person to approve my use of church funds. Sometimes, the use has to be put to a vote among our members, but sometimes it doesnt...we will certainly try to avoid a vote. Besides, who wants women voting on such important matters? We love our woman to be very submissive, but we dont love them to vote, you dig? my nizzle. Do you have any new submissive woman in Africa who are willing to become members of our church? If you do, it would please our members a lot!

I look forward to hearing back from you soon.

Rev. Bunchov Schitz
*Lord is good*
*TASTES GREAT!*

P.S. For extra security purposes, I would like to add to our code. We will still use *Lord is good*...but just under that I will put *TASTES GREAT!* and you will put "LESS FILLING!*..do not reply to anything without this extra code please. Remember to put LESS FILLING! under Lord is good for the code. I will put TASTES GREAT!.

*Lord is good*
*LESS FILLING*
Dear Rev,

Now i believe that this inheritance claim is a blessing to us as children of God and to promote God's work around the world. I have presented the application of claim to the bank and a file of claim was opened immediately on your name as the beneficiary to the fund. I have not heard from your friend, and even if i hear from him, I will never respond to any message of his since he does not want your progress.

I truly understand the reason why you added more code to the security of this claim and i will like to tell you that this claim should not be disclosed to more than your associate person you have informed since he is among the key members of the committee, i believe with his support to this claim it will be easier for this fund to be transferred into the church account without any questioning. Please i would like to get a telephone number if possible where i can be calling you whenever need be.

You are very correct about our women being submissive to us at home and even in the house of God. Please let me know whenever the bank contact you because i want this money to be claimed before the end of this month so we can arrange on how to establish a parish of your church here in Africa. Thank you.

Regards,

Barrister James Ubana
*Lord is good*
*LESS FILLING*

Mr. Ubana,

*Lord is good*
TASTES GREAT!!

I was pleased to receive your message earlier today. Unfortunately I am having a small problem with my partner, Mr. Benson. He seems a little bit in doubt in this deal. He is worried that this might not be for real. But dont worry, I am on board with you and I want to proceed fast. Usually he only likes to deal with members of our church or at least be able to shake the hand of the man he is doing business with. But considering the amount of money involved, I'm sure I can convince him.

Mr. Benson will be over to the Peoples Trailor later tonite to discuss matters with me. I think he will bring his wife over to service me while we speak on this important matter. I will get back to you once our meeting is complete. It shouldnt last too long because Mr Benson has a fantasy football game afterwards and he loves to play fantasy football.

I shall be back in contact soon. Take care my friend.

*Lord is good*
TASTES GREAT!!!

Rev. Bunchov Schitz

*Lord is good*
*LESS FILLING*
Dear Rev,

I understand your type of man to be an optimistic man when it comes to business and that makes you a successful and focused businessman. I hope you will be able to convince Mr. Benson to give you the support on this issue so there will be no difficulty claiming the fund, and i believe there should not be any doubt on this inheritance claim since copies of all necessary documents and paper works will be sent down to you as your own personal copy.

I believe there will positive news from you concerning Mr. Benson's pessimistic idea, sorry to say, I am just trying to explain that we are moving forward and nothing will stop us on this inheritance claim. I will be waiting to hear from you after discussing with him, but please remember this matter should be between you and him.

I believe the bank will contact you soonest because a claim file was opened on your name as the heir to my late client's fund immediately the application of claim was submitted. Thank you.

Barrister James Ubana
*Lord is good*
*LESS FILLING*

Mr. Ubana,

*Lord is good*
TASTES GREAT!!

I have completed my meeting with Mr. Benson. We have come to a compromise in our situation and Mr Benson will contact you tomorrow with details. His security code will be *ICE ICE BABY*...You should reply with *TOO COLD, TOO COLD*. My code will remain the same.

Mr Bensons wife pleased me immensely during our meeting and this is why I have agreed that Mr Benson is right about being cautious. He continued to say how he wishes you were a member of our church or how he wishes he could shake your hand. Neither is possible at this time, therefore he has come up with an alternative which he will explain to you tomorrow my great friend.

As for me, I'll be busy tonite reviewing applications for donations from our church. Last year we gave out over $180,000 in donations for godly use. If you are willing to become a member, and build a church in Africa, then you too can apply one day.

Mr Benson will contact you tomorrow, my nizzle.

Rev Bunchov Schitz
*Lord is good*
TASTES GREAT!!

Mr, Ubana,

*ICE ICE BABY*

My name is Mr Tom Benson. Rev. Bunchov has told me many great things about you recently. He tells me that you are a good man of god and possibly we can help each other.

As I sit here in the office of the Church of the Holy Mackeral, I am forced to ponder all the previous business deals I have made in my life. In each and every one of them, I was always able to look into the eyes and shake the hand of the man I was doing business with. This is not possible in this particular case. It also concerns me that you are not a member of our church, but this can perhaps be overlooked considering the amount of money that stands to be made.

Therefore, Rev Bunchov and I have agreed to a sort of compromise in order for you to prove your sincerity in this matter. We would also like for this matter to remain confidential and not have to have our church members vote on it. Therefore, I and I alone will have to be comfortable with you, just as Rev Bunchov is comfortable with you.

I have come up with a plan. A simple gesture on your part to prove to me that you are an honorable man, and that you respect our church and that you will help to recruit new members and submissive women into our church.

Mr. Ubana, I will be requiring you to take a simple photo for me. In this photo you are to hold up a sign that I will provide. You will also need to find three beautiful women to participate in the photo with you. The strict directions for the photo are as follows:

You will need to find either a hat with a feather in it, or a kings crown- either will do fine. You shall wear the hat or the crown and sit in a large chair, like a throne. You will hold the large sign on your lap for the camera to see. The three women are to wear lingerie or underwear and bow down in front of you. I do not require to see the womens faces, only their bare backsides while they bow to you as you hold the sign.

Mr. Ubana, this picture is important for a couple of reasons. The photo will symbolize some things that I will explain. The sign in the photo, symbolizes your respect for our churches fantasy football league. Our league RULES. The Peoples Trailor Rules! The women will symbolize the fact that you are able to find submissive women to possibly join our church in the future when we build one in Africa. I am hoping that you will volunteer to help establish one of our churches in your country. These symbols in the photo are very important to me Mr Ubana. I will require a LARGE CLEAR PHOTO. Make this photo a work of art and not a fake. This would please me immensely Mr Ubana. Also, very importantly, this photo will take the place of a handshake. It will be your way of paying hommage to our church and our fantasy football league, which we own outright. The sign you are to hold is attached to this message. You should print out a LARGE copy of it to hold.

I appreciate your willingness to do this for me. I am feeling better about this deal already and I cannot wait to proceed.

Thank you so much Mr Ubana.

Mr Tom Benson
*ICE ICE BABY*

*TOO COLD*
Dear Benson,

Thank you for your good remark about me,i also believe that you are a nice ang gentle man of God too,just like the Rev.I appreciate your support to grant the co-operation of the Rev, without making this transaction an open one to other member of the church.I want you to understand that building a branch of your church here in africa is no problem and shaking hands ith you will be accomplished when this transaction is over because i will be travelling to united states once this money is claimed.

Please note that doing exactly what you have asked from me concerning the photo and the 3 women will disclose the confidenciality and safety of this transaction to another party which i will not like to hapen.You must know that everything you have said is important but we need to do it one at a time so there will not be confusion along the line.

As i have promised the Rev that i will be coming over to united states once this transaction is over and the idea of being a member will not be a problem because then i will be arranging for a branch here in africa,as it will strenghten the relationship between us.I hope you understand my explanation and idea.Thank you.

Regards,

Barrister James Ubana.
*TOO COLD*

Mr Ubana,

ICE ICE BABY!

You have good timing with your message as I have just arrived to the office minutes ago and I am glad to be able to converse with you in real time.

I am convinced that it is the real Mr Ubana that I am dealing with because you were very close with the security code. Please note that the correct code is TOO COLD TOO COLD. You should type it twice and not once. This is a trivial matter though.

I am deeply concerned about not receiving the photo. The point of the handshake is to do it BEFORE this deal can take place. Same with the photo. You should send it BEFORE this deal can take place. I am afraid that this is the only way I can do business. You have to understand that it makes me uncomfortable to business with a man whom I have never met or seen before.

In order to proceed with the transaction I will need to receive the photo. You can take up to three days to do this photo for me. In three days I will be leaving for a convention with fellow church members in Tijuana, Mexico. I will give them their formal induction into the church and we will also pay hommage to their brand new church. Later that night, we will have a ceremonial "Drinking of the cool aid" party. We will then gaze into the night time sky for a few hours. Afterwards, each of the male members will retreat to private quarters with three women each. It is symbolic in our church for there to be three women for every man....another reason why there needs to be three women in your photo. I remember the last such celebration we had. I think I shot my wad about seven times that night. The women were great and the male members are extremely honorable and devoted.

I believe this photo can be taken without the other participants or the photographer knowing why they are doing it. This photo would please me very much Mr Ubana and it would serve as undeniable proof that you are a good man. Remember to print the sign LARGE so it can be read.

I will begin plans for a new church to be named in your honor once this deal is completed. I also plan to visit your country in the fall of this year- about 6 months time.

Please get me this symbolic photo within the next three days..otherwise Rev Bunchov will have to continue to converse with you for a while until I return. The funds will not be able to be released until I return also, so please lets act quickly. I want to believe you very badly Mr Ubana, but my concience tells me that this is a small gesture that you can make to help my confidence in this important matter.

Mr Tom Benson
ICE ICE BABY

*Lord is good*
*LESS FILLING*
Dear Rev,

I just received a message from Mr. Benson and i have responded to it,how are you doing? hope all is well with you? I am still waiting to hear from you once you hear from the bank so we can proceed further on this issue of inheritance claim.I believe it will not long for us to get the money claimed.Thank you

Regards,

Barrister James Ubana.
*Lord is good*
*LESS FILLING*

MR. GRACE KUFFOR
SECRETARY TO THE DIRECTOR
OF FOREIGN REMITTANCE,
SOCIETE GENERAL BANK
LOME TOGO IN WEST AFRICA.
EMAIL CONTACT : [email protected]

I AM MR. GRACE KUFFOR THE SECRETARY TO THE DIRECTOR OF FOREIGN REMITTANCE,
SOCIETE GENERAL BANK IN LOME TOGO IN WEST AFRICA.

I WAS DIRECTED TO INQUIRE FROM YOU IF YOU CAN HANDLE THIS TRANSACTION ON
BEHALF OF MY BOSS AND HIS DEVOTED COLLEAGUES. THE TRANSACTION IS ABOUT
ASSISTING US AS OUR FORIEGN COUNTERPART TO ENABLE US PRESENT YOU AS THE
BENEFICIARY OF THE USD$25MILLION DOLLARS LEFT BY OUR LATE DECEASED FORIEGN
CUSTOMER, SINCE JANUARY 2003, THE FUND HAS BEEN IN A SUSPENCE ACCOUNT
AWAITING FOR CLAIM.

WE WILL GIVE YOU MORE DETAILS ABOUT THE TRANSACTION WHEN WE RECIEVE YOUR
AFFIRMATIVE RESPONSE. I CAN BE REACHED ON MY SECURED E-MAIL ADDRESS :
[email protected] THANKS FOR YOUR UNDERSTANDING,LOOKING FORWARD TO HEARING
FROM YOU SOONEST.

YOURS FAITHFULLY.
MR GRACE KUFFOR

Mr Ubana,

*Lord is good*
GREAT TASTE!!!

I have just received your message. I have also received a message from what I think might be your bank, but I am not certain. The "bank" message has no security code, so I did not reply, just like you instructed me before.
You should inform your bank that the code they should use is *BIG WHEELS KEEP ON TURNIN* and I shall use *PROUD MARY KEEP ON BURNIN*.
I have been busy processing donation applications yesterday. We may have a record breaking year this year. We might possibly give out over $200,000.00 in donations for godly use this year. Wouldnt that be great?!?!
Also, be advised that I have spoken with Mr Benson and he was a bit upset that he had not received some sort of photo from you. He will not accept anything until he receives his photo, so you should get back to him quickly, because I am anxious to get this important deal done fast.
Therefore, upon receiving a properly coded message from your bank, and also Mr Benson telling me that he is happy with your photo, I will reply to your bank. Untill the two conditions are met (a proper coded message, and a received large, good quality photo) I shall not contact your bank.
I am very tired right now due to a ceremony held at one of our members homes. I have been there all day long. He had some very beautiful women there (three for me, as always) and I had a great time.
Please try to get back to Mr Benson soon because I believe he is scheduled to leave in a few days for a new induction ceremony in Mexico. They will be undergoing the most important ritual in our church, which is the Drinking of the Cool Aid. If my memory serves me correctly, I think they will also be in search of comets in the night sky to hitch a ride on. Mexico is a great place and it wouldnt surprise me if Mr Benson decided to stay some extra time. So lets not delay. Get him what he asks so we can complete this business soon before he leaves.
I shall reply to your bank upon your completion of the two conditions mentioned earlier, ok, my nizzle?

Praise be to the lord.

*Lord is good*
GREAT TASTE!!

Rev Bunchov Schitz

P.S. Mr Benson is telling me of possible plans to name the new church in Africa in your honor. This is a great sign of his respect for you, Mr Ubana. Please do not disappoint him.

*Lord is good*
*LESS FILLING*
Dear Rev,

I received your message and i appreciate your understanding not to respond to any message without a code,i am not really aware of the message the bank sent you,so i will like you to forward to me the message you got from the bank so i can look into it.I have instructed the bank that any message that will be sent to you must carry the code you gave for thier own correspondence.

I received a message too from Mr. Benson regarding to our previous discussion to make a photo of my self sitting on a big chair holdong the printed photo he sent me and making 3 women bow before me in the photo.This i have been working on ever since he wrote.I have given him a response to his message.

I hope this transaction can be processed and completed on time so i can travel down to meet you and Mr. Benson in person along with other members of your church.Please always keep me updated,i look forward to receive a copy of the message you got from the bank.Thank you.

Regards,

Barrister James Ubana.
*Lord is good*
*LESS FILLING*

Mr Ubana

*Lord is good*
TASTES GREAT!!

How have you and your family been doing, my nizzle? I no longer have the message from the bank. I deleted it out of fear it was not a real message. I still have the address though, and I will reply to them and tell them I will need a new message with the proper security code attached for verification purposes.

As for Benson, I spoke with him last night. We each had three personal beyotches over for drinking cool aid and other types of fun. I was not aware of all the details of the photo Mr Benson is asking of you. This photo sounds like a great idea and it will please the church council when we are able to present them with this money and show them afterwards where it came from. We will certainly keep this confidential until afterwards though.

You and I, Mr Ubana, are trusting, men of god. We are kindhearted. Mr Benson, on the other hand, is certainly a man of god, but he is a BUSINESSMAN. He can be shrewd at times. I do not think he will back off of his request for his photo. He will absolutely need to receive this in order for us to proceed. I hope that you can complete this task by Friday, when Mr Benson leaves for Mexico.

In the meantime, I will proceed to our churches pre-paid legal service ($16/month USD) and try to set up a power of attorney for myself to sign as Mr Benson. The condition of receiving the photo will be a requirement of Mr Benson to give me this permission though, so please get it done quickly.

I have some errands to run right now. I first have to see my friend Guido. He is in charge of collections, fees, and other monies owed to our church. He tells me that he has $12,300 for me and that he'll have to bring his bat in order to collect the remaining $1700USD from some guy. I also have to go to Western Union to send off some investment money to Zimbabwe. It is frustrating though, because Western Union will only allow me to send $5000 USD at a time. Therefore I will have to send them $5000 every day for 7 days. This is cumbersome, but in the end, our church stands to make a lot of money. We will likely receive about $185,000USD for our investment of only $35,000. Its a good deal in the churches eyes.

*Lord is good*
TASTES GREAT!!

Rev Bunchov Schitz

P.S. You failed to notice that my security code was wrong in my previous message. You should be more professional and notice these things as they could be detrimental to our deal. This is exactly the kind of thing that allows the FBI, CIA, YMCA, and the NCAA to take SMART guys like us down. Lets be smart from now on. Do you think maybe we should use code names from now on? Anyways, it was only a test this time. I did that on purpose. Next time I might not reply, so make sure the code is correct. We're getting down to crunch time here. Send Mr Benson the photo so we can complete this deal fast!!

Message to the �bank�

To whom it may concern,

This message lacks the proper security code. I am not certain that you are really the bank. Please contact Mr Ubana for the proper code, then resend me this message.

Rev Bunchov Schitz

I send another message to the �bank�. I am thinking that the original bank message was not Mr Ubana�s bank and it might have been the first letter in a new scam trying to get money out of me. I thought it was strange that the amount of money had risen to$25million.

To whom it may concern,
Your message did not contain the proper security code, therefore I will not reply. You should contact Mr Ubana to get the code, and then send me your message again.

Rev Bunchov Schitz

Mr Ubana,

*Lord is good*
TASTES GREAT!!!

Mr Ubana, I am afraid that this issue will be between Mr Benson and yourself. I cannot withdraw any money to send anywhere or even to buy groceries for myself without Mr Benson's approval, or by putting it to a vote with the church members.
I will also tell you that I have mentioned to Mr Benson what you have just told me and he was not pleased at all. He says he will send you one final message asking you once again for his goodwill "handshake" photo. Mr Benson will never pay for a handshake. My advice, as your friend< would be for you to comply with Mr Benson. He is a shrewd businessman and he will not budge on this issue. As for me, I will compromise with you to return to you the $3000 that you require once the deal is completed and the money is in the church account. Mr Benson has agreed to this as well. You should hear from him later today, Mr Ubana.
Please do not upset him even more and please do as he says. We are running out of time before he leaves, which will delay things even more. Do this as a friend of our church please.
I will write you again in about one hours time or maybe two hours. Mr Benson will also contact you shortly, and he is angry.

Take care, you good man of god.

*Lord is good*
TASTES GREAT!!

Rev Bunchov Schitz

*TOO COLD TOO COLD*
Dear Mr Benson,

Thank you for your word of understanding,i have been working on your previous message since i received it,you know it's not easy to get women that will appear in a photo just like that? so i have contacted some beautiful ebony ladies that have accepted to be submisive to appear in the phote bowing to me,but only in one condition.

I am pleased to let you know that the 3 women has agreed to appear in the photo as you requested but are demanding for $1,000 each ,that makes $3,000 for the three of them.The photographer issue is no problem because i can easily make in believe anything that i tell him.So please i would appreciate it if you can send the money down by western union money transfer immediately so i can make the arrangement at once and get the photo sent to you before you travel.

I will be waiting to hear from you so that the arrangement can commence immediately.Thank you.

Regards,

Barrister James Ubana.
*TOO COLD TOO COLD*

Mr Ubana,
*ICE ICE BABY*

I am not happy. I am extremely upset. Rev Bunchov had to kneel with me in prayer to calm down my temper. I am very angry. I WILL NOT PAY FOR A HANDSHAKE! This photo symbolizes our handshake and I WILL NOT PAY FOR IT! I AM OUTRAGED!
I am making sacrifices here. Usually after I shake a mans hand, we play golf, or go to the movies, or we have lunch together and eat Fromunda Cheese Sandwiches. Have you ever had one? Its a very fine cheese harvested from directly unda deez nutz. I am willing to excuse you from the luncheon or from the golf game in this deal. All I ask for is the photo done exactly as I described as a good gesture on your part.
I have released $35,000USD to Rev Bunchov yesterday for investment purposes in Zimbabwe. He will use Western Union to forward the money to where it belongs. Those people treated me with respect and came over and shook my hand BEFORE the deal was done.
This will be my last contact with you until I receive my photo. Please do not mess this up. Do not send me a fake photo either, or the deal is off. This would hurt the Rev Bunchov's feelings if this deal gets blown. He desperately wants a new church in Africa. I will not plan to talk to you anymore. You should not contact me either until you have what I ask for. THIS IS THE ONLY WAY I WILL RELEASE THIS MONEY. Rev Bunchov cannot do this on his own.
Send the photo soon before I leave for Mexico, please. This deal depends on this and this alone as it stands right now. Possibly you will hear back from the Reverend, I do not know.

Mr Tom Benson
ICE ICE BABY
*Lord is good*
*LESS FILLING*
Dear Rev,

I know you are a nice and understanding person, but i really do not have the money to make the expenses required for the photo to be completed. If i had the money, I would have done this when i discovered the 3 women that will be appearing in the photo. Please try and understand that i need you and Mr. Benson�s support to raise the money the women requested before doing what Mr. Benson ask of me. Thank you.

Regards,

Barrister James Ubana.
*Lord is good*
*LESS FILLING*

Mr Ubana,
*Lord is good*
TASTES GREAT!!

I am afraid I cannot help with Mr Benson. He is shrewd and he has his mind made up. He has just informed me that he will no longer talk with you until he receive his photo. This is very unfortunate because it seems like this deal is slipping away from us. Please, Mr Ubana, do as he says. I would love to build more churches with this money. PLEASE! I beg you my dear friend.

Also, I would like to discuss with you a man by the name of Samkon Gado. He is a football player here in America. He plays for the Green Bay Fudge Packers and he is from Nigeria. He attended Liberty University. This university is owned by Rev Jerry Falwell. I do not know Mr Falwell personally but I know he is a man of god and therefore, Samkon Gado must also be a man of god. I would like to recruit Mr Gado to play in our churches football league. He currently plays in the national football league. I want him to play for me instead and I will pay him. Do you have any Nigerian contacts who can put in a good word for me and convince Mr Gado to join my league? Many years ago there was a man by the name of Christian Okoye who also played football here. We called him the Nigerian Nightmare. Do you know him? Let me know about Mr Gado soon, but do not let this interfere with you getting Mr Benson's photo.
P.S. I saw National Geographic on TV last night and they were showing the pygmy tribes again. The ones with the long pointed spears on their penis. I thought about you and prayed when I saw that. How the hell do they get those things to stay on is what I was wondering. I shall research it on the internet later.

Again, please do not let this deal slip away from us Mr Ubana. I feel that Mr Benson's request is a very simple one. Dont make him angry. You wouldnt like him when he's angry. He turns green believe it or not.

We shall talk again soon my friend. I hope by then Mr Benson will be satisfied.

*Lord is good*
TASTES GREAT!!
Rev Bunchov Schitz

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 22 Dec 2005 Posts: 13

there are moneygram & wu forms here mate:
http://members.419eater.com/~eamonn/index.htm

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Sorry if ths upsets anyone, it does me, but it answers the recent question of how far they will stoop.
And so it goes on
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Dear Eric,

It is quite normal not to be familiar with such mode of sending money (Western union money trasnfer) but to make it easy for you to send the money,all you need to do is to visit their office in any of the below branches near you to get the money sent down.Please tell the kids that Mr. Ubana is working hard to complete the processing and the release of the fund.

INSERT LONG LIST OF WU OFFICES IN MY AREA

Once you get their,you will be giving a form to fill the destination of the money and to whom you are sending this money down here,that was i stated the informations needed fill before the western union agent will give you the MTCN # (MONEY TRANSFER CONTROL NUMBER) that is always 10 digits. I hope you will be able to send the money now with the information i have stated.Thank you.

Regards,

Barrister James .

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James
I thank you for your help with the offices, i will act accordingly,
sorry to cut short but its been a very long day
Eric
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eric sykes

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Hello James
How are you today.
i made a special trip to the western union office today to try and send
your money, the lady there said i could not send it until a special form
was completed by yourself and sent back to me, she said you had to keep
a copy of it for when you go to collect the money, i told her we had no
time to send the form to Africa then wait for it to be returned so she
copied it onto my flash disc thing, she said you should print it, fill
it out then send me a copy of the form, after she has it she said there
would be no problem sending the money. i will attach the form to this
email
Talk to you soon friend
Eric
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Dear Eric,

I believe this should be a new policy from the western union office because i have never heard of such before,well i will get the form filled out and scanned back to you so you can present them for the release of the money.

If i may ask,how much exactly is the Doctor demanding to carry out the therapy treatment on your daughter? i am just asking to know exactly the cost of the treatment.I will get the form filled and attached to you immediately.Thank you.

Regards,

Barrister James

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Hi james my friend
thank you for the swift reply.
Yes the lady in the office did apologise for the form and mentioned it
was fairly new, she didn,t seem keen on the form either.
To answer your question, the treatment is going to cost between �25,000
and �40,000, it all depends how she responds to the first treatment,
unfortunatly she has been very unwell today, i hate to say it but im not
sure she will be with us much longer, i just worry that i will be able
to cope with the children as im all they will have left, thier father
left a year ago and has not been seen since, i know i will do the best i
can.
Sorry to spill my troubles on you, thanks for listening

Eric
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Dear Eric,

Here is the western union form,you can now print it out and take it to them so the money can be sent immediately.Hope all is well with you and your grand children.I await your urgent response.Thank you.

Regards,

Barrister James

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Dear James

I recieved the completed form however it was unreadable
i asked the son from my neighbour (who is very good with computers) to
help me make it clearer but he told me the problem was from your end, he
thinks it is a problem with you scanner, he suggested you try another
scanner
Thanks friend

Eric
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Dear Eric,

Here is another scanned form,i hope this will be nice and ok.Please make sure the money is sent as soon as possible.My greetings to your grand children.

Regards,

Barrister James

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Dear James
thank you i recieved the form, sorry to not rply sooner but my daughter
has taken a turn for the worst and may not last the night.
please pray for her
Eric

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Dear Eric,

I sent you another scanned form,i hope you got it? Please update me.I hope your grand children is doing fine.Thank you

Regards,

Barrister James

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Dear Eric,

I am really sorry to hear this type of news about my daughter will put her in prayers and will also ask my family to pray for her life to be granted more longer. Please do make some nice pages (Psalms) in the Bible for her. I believe there is nothing impossible for God to do if we believe. Thank you.

Regards,

Barrister James

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Dear Eric,

I have been waiting to hear from you after the scanned filled form i sent you, I know you are going through a trauma of life and i have been putting your daughter in prayers since yesterday you told me about her present condition. How is she doing? Hope there is a positive progress? Please keep me updated on the situation of things. Thank you.

Regards,

Barrister James

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Dear Eric,

How is your daughter's health? i hope the lord is keeping her till we get this inheritance ? please let me know the situation of things overthere.My greetings to your grand children.Thank you.

Regards,

Barrister James

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Dear James
Unfortunately my mail brings sad news,
At 08.15 on Saturday morning my daughter Jennifer lost her battle for
life, Me and the kids were with her when she passed so i am thankful for
that, Her last words were, "i love you dad and tell Mr Ubana i will
thank him in heaven".
We will be having the Funeral on Thursday at the St Luke's church in
Brighton then she will be buried along side her mother.
It seems that my life cannot get any worse but i must get on for the
sake of the children.
Sorry to have to send you this news, i really wish i didn,t need to, and
please treat every day as if it was your last because life is to
precious to waste.
I have attached a photo of Jenny for you.
Yours in grief
Eric
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eric sykes

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Subject Urgent
James
i have just got off the telephone to my friend Margaret, she spent time
with Jenny in the hospital,
she has just told me that Jenny requested that you should attend her
funeral, please for my daughter consider this,
i will cover your costs, please reply as soon as possible

James
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eric sykes

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LETS SEE WHAT HAPPENS NEXT

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@archeebunker, Bloody hell mate, no wonder he,s been quite last couple of days Laughing

.... reckon your pushng it with the trophy though but who knows Wink

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I wont post all of the most recent messages, instead I'll basically explain that I have let up him as far as the photo goes. I have told him that the three women are no longer required..but the rest is to be done exactly as described even though it will ruin the symbolism of the photo.

I am still waiting on him......

Do you think we should join forces on this guy? Any ideas?

Not quite a Newb Joined: 08 Jan 2006 Posts: 23

I havent heard from him since Friday. I am hoping he returns to the internet cafe tomorrow.

I thought I was pushing a bit hard too..but when he kept replying, I figured, what the hell.

Did you get to read some of the ridiculousness I put in some of those messages? Hilarious!!

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Quote:

Do you think we should join forces on this guy? Any ideas?

Ummm....probably not on this one mate, slightly different approaches i think

Not quite a Newb Joined: 08 Jan 2006 Posts: 23

However, if things start to go sour later on and it becomes time to let him in on the secret, maybe we can inform him together once we have both lost him..if that happens.
I plan to continue working him, and I'll let you know if I lose him if I think about it. I am really hoping to hear from him tomorrow.

Good luck!

BTW..this is actually my first scam. Over the last 10 days or so I have began four others which are in progress.

Gmail is the greatest. I have 8 scam accounts that all auto forward to one centrl account. Its great that I can even reply from the one central account and have it appear as though it came from the account the message was originally sent to( you dont have to log into the separate accounts at all)...I just thought I'd throw that in in case anyone wasnt aware of the joys of Gmail. I also have invites if you dont know how to find them on the web. Just send an email to [email protected] and ask for an invite. The actual might come from a different account though, so watch for it.

Posted: Mon Jan 23, 2006 2:29 pm

I've had this same guy dangling on a string for a couple of weeks. I haven't heard from him for a few days either though... Perhaps he's dead?

I managed to get his "call to bar" certificate sent on, after which I decided to toy with him a bit. Perhaps I am being too harsh. I've just got myself a mentor, so the quality of my baiting is likely to improve hereonin...

From: Me
To: Jxxxx Uxxxx <[email protected]>
Subject: Re: We need to focus on how to protect this fund from being confiscated.
Date: Mon, 16 Jan 2006 04:45:08 -0800

Mister Uxxxx

I do not understand the following

> I will fill the bank claim form as you said but before i proceed
>i will like you to write to the on this issue before filling the
>form because i would not want the bank to treact negatively over
>this issue or step that we are about to take.

To the...what? I think the next step is yours. What further
information do you need from me? Please be clear.

On another note youll be delighted to know that my friend saw your
certificate and he thinks its a masterpiece. He says its a totally
genuine certificate. He even took it to the pub to show some mates.
Unfortunately, the next day another friend of mine took a scan of
it and placed his name instead of yours- he is a silly fool. So
does that make him a qualified barrister in nigeria. I doubt it.
But i argued that i have your id card too so that must count for
something. Dont worry i did stick up for you. But he said all it
means is that you can write your name and you have a video club
card.

What can you do? They are my friends and they think i am a fool.
Roger said- and i quote: you show me a photo of his practice, with
him standing outside it holding his certificate and my full name
and i will stop doubting you.

So what can i do? Sir, Roger Meanally has been a great friend of
mine for a number of years. I cannot lose that. I will have no more
friends. And what is life without friendship? Answer me that.

As you wisely say, why would anyone use their precious time to do
something that is not real. Well get me that photo and i will owe
you big time. I wouldnt ask except my reputation is at risk here
and you have nothing to lose.

your pal
jacko

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Okay, I've heard nothing in a couple of days, so he may be thinking of dropping this one. However, I'm going to resume contact with the bank to "reassure" them that everything is fine...

After contacting the bank, Uxxxx appears to think it's safe again...
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From: Jxxxx Uxxxx <[email protected]>
To: Me
Subject: I am waiting for you Jacko.
Date: Wed, 18 Jan 2006 22:07:19 +0000

Dear Jacko,

I received a call from the ban demanding for the presentation of the claim form, a copy of the death certificate from you. Please do fill the claim form and send it down to me for presentation. I do not want the bank to confiscate this fund for lack of beneficiary claim.

Please note that it is a criminal offence for someone to tamper with an official written certificate of profession? Please tell your friend that i do not find it funny on what he did on my CALL TO BAR, removing my name and replacing it with his. I know you must have scold him, but please tell him that i do not find it funny at all. I will be waiting for you to fill the bank claim form and send it down for presentation. Thank you.

Regards,

Barrister Jxxxx Uxxxx.

From: Me
To: Jxxxx Uxxxx <[email protected]>
Subject: Re: I am waiting for you Jacko.
Date: Thu, 19 Jan 2006 10:56:04 +0000

Dear Jimbo,

I detect a hint of urgency in your email but i believe we are
currently waiting on YOU at this point. As far as i understand it,
and as i clearly indicated in my last message, you are to complete
the claim form, as you have the details. If you need any help from
me to do this please let me know IMMEDIATELY. I do not wish to have
to ask again. IS THAT CLEAR?

As for my friend, he has indeed been scolded most severely. In
fact, i doubt the scrawny little pilgrim will ever walk again. That
said, when i told him that you didnt find his efforts amusing, he
just started laughing and laughing- in fact he laughed so hard that
he wet himself. Thats when i got angry. Do you think i did wrong? I
mean theres a fine line where morality is involved dont you think?
Oh god you know i think i went too far. I owe this guy big time.
What should i do?

Now what news of the photo? I think thats the least we can do for
Roger now.

Vexed,
Jacko

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Ive heard from him today, trying to get him to the UK this week for the funeral (and some dosh)......this is 1 busy mugu

Not quite a Newb Joined: 08 Jan 2006 Posts: 23

I hit him up about a two hours ago...havent heard back from him though. He was "sick" as of Friday...lol. I'll keep my fingers crossed..if I dont hear from him, I'll just flood his inbox unless you'd prefer me not do that.

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Dear Eric,
This is really sad to hear that your daughter (Jenny) is dead after all effort to raise the money that the doctors requested for an extension of life for her. I must tell you that ever since the day I received this news, myself and family have been in real grieve because it pains to hear about someone’s death even if I have not met your daughter before, but I believe I have known her through you and even receiving her photo from you, makes it more touching to lose her.
Her pray that God will grant her eternal life and may her soul rest in peace. I would have love to witness from her burial and also see her beautiful children that she left behind, but I do not have the money to come over to come over for the burial. Do you know it cost ₤800 to cover To and Fro because I am presently facing some financial crisis over my children’s school fees and other bills? If I can get the money to arrange for the ticket, I would definitely be there to witness it.

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James my friend
You must come over for the funeral, it was one of Jenny,s last wishes,
you need to get a flight to london as soon as possible, just get a one
way ticket, i will re-inburse you the money and provide you with the
return ticket and all expences and accomadation,please James you must
try. Also you mention you are having problems with school fee,s,i can
help you as you are helping me, you will return home with more than
enough for the fee,s, i dont care how much they are, just get here
please.
James please return this mail soonest as im obviously busy with the
funeral arrangements and cant get to the computer so much, please James
i beg you to be here.
Your friend
Eric
--
eric sykes

YOU NEVER KNOW IT MIGHT HAPPEN

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ITS ON!!!!!!!!!!!

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Dear Eric,
I have been able to get some money from a colleague whom I have discussed your matter with yesterday, he gave me �950 to get a one way ticket for me and my wife because she insisted that she will come along with me to fulfill the request of Jenny, now I will be calling the British embassy to make sure that the visa comes out tomorrow unfailingly.
I will let you know when we will be coming over now that I have gotten the money, I believe nothing will stop us from being there at the funeral. How is your grandchildren doing? Hope they are both in god condition? Do send my love to them. Thank you.

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James this is fantastic news, you are a true friend, you will not be out
of pocket, on the contary you will be treated like a king on your visit.
please send the flight details as soon as you have then so i can arrange
your pick up from the airport, any airport in london will be great, if
you cannot get a flight to london any UK airport will be fine and i,ll
arrange your pick up.
I thank you from the bottom of my heart for your kindnest and effort in
making a last wish come true
thank you friend
Eric

Posted: Tue Jan 24, 2006 5:51 pm

Great stuff! Maybe we can all have a reunion! Wink

Meanwhile, I got a reply from him. I said I was in deep trouble - he said he didn't understand what sort of trouble it was, but he had filled out the form (he originally gave me to complete) so I asked for a copy of that.

Also, to make life more exciting, I've introduced a conflict between myself and a former friend (introduced earlier as a "doubter"), who contacted the police after I "assulted" him (after he insulted Uxxxx). As a result, this "ex-friend" (me again) has contacted Uxxxx, wise to the fact that there's money to be made, to propose a deal to rip off my original character. A small mistake on my part has meant that a third character has had to be introduced (still me) - but I'm sure I'll make use of him somewhere...

I don't really want to post the entire content yet (as it contains names and all sorts).

Given that he has a few people to deal with right now, it doesn't surprise me that he's really slow.........

MM

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I think I'm going to cry now.....I havent heard from him since Friday I believe.
Probably I was too harsh on him in my demand for the photo. Oh well, I got four others on the line right now who need to be slapped.
I'll be sure to keep you updated if I do hear back from him againm.

DEFINITELY post his flight details if you get them from him. Keep us updated.

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Probably I was too harsh on him in my demand for the photo

You can never be to harsh, just a bit to much to soon i think, hopefully next time you hear from James will be from a refugee camp in Bolton Laughing

Not quite a Newb Joined: 08 Jan 2006 Posts: 23

Maybe harsh wasnt the right word......TOO DEMANDING may be better way of saying it If you read what I wanted my original photo was to be like, it was kinda ridiculous. But I thought it made sense and everything leading up to the request flowed really well I thought. I dunno. As i said it was my first attempt and it was hilarious if nothing else. I couldnt believe he kept replying to that stuff I wrote.

On another note, I have gotten a questionnaire (LONG and ridiculous) to be filled out, scanned, and sent back to me by three others over the last week. Currently two idiots have forms in hand and the both insist they will send them back when theyre completed. Theyre long and crazy too. Its a fake Dept of Homeland Security form I found on the web. It was apparently just made too because it opens up by stating something to the effect of "As of Jan. 1 2006..blah blah blah"...says this form must be completed for any transaction of over $200. If anyone wants a copy, I'd be happy to forward it. I forgot where I found it. I didnt create it and unfortunately I dont know who to credit for doing so. All I can do is thank them.

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Dont get me wrong mate...as a first attempt it was a bloody good effort, you achieved your aim which was to waste his time, the thing with James is he,s probably slightly more intelligent than your average lad and he,s been asked for crazy pics before, also, judging by the times that he emails i would think he works from home rather than an internet cafe which would suggest he,s quite successful and experienced

Posted: Wed Jan 25, 2006 10:59 am

Yeah, he's definitely not *quite* as foolish as some of the others. I, too, made the mistake of asking for silly things rather too early but I managed to get things back on track by dangling the carrot again. But he's suspicious and slow nay careful to respond. He doesn't seem to have found this page yet - although it looks like Google would lead him directly here (or if he has, he's happy to have his time wasted).

On another note, he has just grassed up my "suspicious friend" to me by forwarding the e-mail "my friend" sent, offering him a 50-50 split of my money in a joint scam. Loyalty? Simplicity? Or safety?

Also, he has completed my documentation for me, complete with a forgery of "my" signature. But is it technically illegal to pretend to be someone who doesn't exist anyway? Confused

I'm highly impressed by bombardier's attempts to lure him overseas - he seems to have built up a level of trust there (something I haven't managed as yet).

Whatever else, it might be worth baiting him again from another address.

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I feel sooooo much better now. His wife is in the hospital! No wonder he hasnt written me. He's been stuck with his wife. I thought he was just ignoring me.

And whats even worse, he doesnt have the funds to pay the doctors (Who didnt see that coming?)....

I suppose I'll do my best to keep him on the string as long as possible.

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JAMES
Give me you private number please, i must speak to you reference your
trip, i have withdrawn 10.000 pounds to give you as a gift for the
education of your children, it is in a small brief case and you will
return home with it, i really need to talk to you via telephone to make
sure there are no problems getting you to Brighton, and James, I believe
the children are the future, please contact me soonest
your friend
Eric

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Dear Eric,
I received your message and i have decided to give you my private telephone number where you can reach me at anytime.Here is my number: 234-8xxxxxxx ,i am working on the visa for me and my wife as i told you earlier.i will keep you informed on the situation of things down here.
I really appreciate your offer for me and my well being,i pray that God almighty that has given us this opportunity to know each other will perfect this relationship.My greetings to your grandchildren.Thank you.

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Dear Eric,
I have to confirm the visa before purchasing the ticket since it's a one way ticket. I will get it across to you immediately the ticket is purcahsed.Thank you for your concern.