Prince Promise Donko Needs Help....apparently

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Not quite a Newb Joined: 15 Dec 2005 Posts: 24

This has become my new hobby. See if you can spot the small increase in the lies I'm spinning throughout this exchange...
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Prince Promise Donko
Abidjan, Ivory Coast
West Africa.

Asala'am Alaikum,

After going through your profile, i decided to contact you for
friendship and assistace.I am Prince Promise Donko the only child
of Mr and Mrs Joseph Donko,my father was posioned to death by his
business associates because of his wealth and during my fathers
sickness he called me on his sick bed as his only child because my
mother died when am young and told me about the money($50.500.000)
he deposited in a bank here in our country that it was because of
this money he was posioned that if he dies i shall look for some
one whom i trust to help me transfer this money out of this our
country to his/her account for investment purpose abroad while i
will continue my education then the person will be managing the
investment.

Dear am solicating your assistance to help me transfer this
money out of this country for my life sake while i will come to
meet you to continue my education in your country.
Dear am looking forward to hear from you so that we can discuss on
what will be your compersation for this assistace.

Please help me accord this transaction with the due
confidentiality it demands. I appreciate it if you will respond to
me as soon as possible.I will send you my Identification in my
subsequent mail upon hearing from you. This transaction will bring
us into an everlasting relationship rooted on truth and fear of
Allah.

Please reply me directely on this my private mail box for more
detail ([email protected])

May Allah Bless You ,while expecting your immediate response.

Kind regards,

Ishalla, Asala'am Alaikum,

Prince Promise Donko.

Note: Please,i want this money to be transfered out of this
country before the end of the year because my uncle is after the money and my life.

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Greetings Prince,

It is indeed fortunate that your e-mail graced the Royal e-mail address. As you probably know, the Kingdom of Bolloxembourg is a most prestigious nation, with access to Bolloxembourgian bank accounts.

However, to ensure that His Imperial Bolloxembourgian Majesty, the Emperor Karl VI Maedup will agree to the deal, I will need $70,000 in unmarked bills and four Bentley Luxury Motorcars.

Please arrange for these to be left at the Bolloxembourgian Palace of Imperial Kingship.

Thank you

HRH Mark XIII Finlay
Crown Prince of Bolloxembourg
Hereditary Prince of the Blood of Bolloxembourg
Prime Minister of the Council
Keeper of the Keys Royal
Gatemaster of the Imperial Treasury

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I've lost the reply to that, but it was basically the usual of asking for more information.

Then things all go sour for the ruling dynasty

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This mail is being sent to all contacts in the former royal e-mail account. Translations into other languages will be issued upon request.

At 9.34pm on 28th November 2005 the Provisional Council of Bolloxumbourg issued a warrant for the immediate arrest of the royal family of Bolloxumbourg. They were imprisoned in Tzertzgrat Prison to await trial for the crimes and offences carried out during their 200 year rule over the country of Bolloxumbourg.

The Provisional Council ended the suspension of Parliament, re-naming it the Republican Parliament, at 9.53pm. The supremacy of the Council was transferred to the Republican Parliament. At 10.00pm the Provisional Council was dissolved.

The members of the Republican Parliament assembled at 11.23pm to create the Interim Government of Bolloxumbourg. The offices of Prime Minister, Finance Minister, Interior Minister and Foreign Minister were created. The Republican Parliament voted to grant the Prime Minister emergency powers to rule by decree for six (6) weeks until elections could be held.

The offices were filled by ballot of Members of the Republican Parliament.

Prime Minister- Luc Van Der Waals MRP
Finance Minister- Jan Kuglestaat MRP
Interior Minister- Yaraslaw Antonicz MRP
Foreign Minister- Helena DeWett MRP

All dealings with the previous administration were declared null and void by the Republican Parliament. Louis DeBeers MSP proposed that current deals would be honoured by the new government, if the other parties contacted the relevant Minister and were deemed to be beneficial to the nation. The motion passed by 118-22.

Any person or business receiving this mail is required to contact the relevant Minister immediately, otherwise their current business deals and transactions will be declared void.

Thank you

Japp Kruger Wisse MRP
Chairman of the Republican Parliament

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Prince Donko vanishes to be replaced by his lawyer
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ATTN:JAPP KRUGER WISSEE

REQUEST OF BUSINESS APPROVAL

It is of the interest and mutual benefit of my client,Prince Promise Donko and the entire people of Bolloxumbourg nation that i applied that our transaction be renewed with the new government.

Thus,i wished to be directed to the appropriate minister for immediate negotiations.
Therefore,i need the name,email address and phone number and other contacts of the honourable minister for further intimation of the transaction.

However,i regret of any unrest and disturbance arisen from this transaction with respect to the past administration.

Furthermore,i would be glad enough if this request be treated as urgent taking into account the life and future of my dear client,Prince Promise Donko and the need for this fund to be securely transfered at the immediate possible time.

Thanks for your highly anticipated co-operation and good gesture.

Your response is highly solicited.

NOTE:I also sent a copy of this mail via my client's email I.D.Please expertiate actions.

Regards,

Bar. Raymond Rayon(LLB,LLM)ESQ.

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Bar. Raymond
&Associates,
Legal Practitioners
&Solicitors
Rayon Chambers,
F4 Zeph Avenue,
Abidjan,Ivory Coast ,
West Africa.

Japp Kruger Wisse MRP,
Chairman of the Republican Parliament,

ATTN:JAPP KRUGER WISSEE

RE:REMINDER OF BUSINESS REQUEST

I am constrained in reminding you about the
afore-mentioned busines transaction requested of my
client Prince Promise Donko;which was terminated with
the regime of the past administration to be
reconsidered.

This mail serve as a second notification
requestletter.Thus,i would be glad if this request
would be given the necessary attention it deserves
because of the over-growing concern of the
life,education and future of my client,Prince Promise
Donko.

Thanks for your usual co-operation.

Your reply is highly solicited.

Regards,
Bar.Raymond Rayon(LLB,LLM)ESQ.

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Bar.Raymond Rayon

Thank you for your e-mail. I have passed your details on to the Finance Minister and to the Interior Minister. It is important that the Interior Ministry is satisfied that you were not involved in the numerous crimes of the previous rulers of Bolloxumbourg. This process takes time, so please be patient while the Interior Ministry conducts its background checks.

I should also point out that it is now policy to cease using this e-mail account from 1st January 2006. After this date, all e-mail must be sent to the relevant department.

Thank you

Japp Kruger Wisse MRP

Chairman of the Republican Parliament
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Bar. Raymond &Associates,
Legal Practitioners &Solicitors, Rayon Chambers,
F4 Zeph Avenue,
Abidjan,Ivory Coast ,
West Africa.

Japp Kruger Wisse MRP,
Chairman of the Republican Parliament,

ATTN:JAPP KRUGER WISSE,

REQUEST ON THE FUND INFORMATION PROVIDED.

Sequel to your mail which you requested for detailed information about the fund transfer as had renewed by the present administration and also that you sholud henced be contacted via your personal email address.

My client,Prince Promise Gift Donko was the only child of his late parents,Mr & Mrs Joseph Donko.The mother died when he was a toddler and the father was poisoned to death by his business associate because of his immense wealth.

However,the father left the sum of US$50,500,,000.00(Fifty million,five hundred US Dollars) ,to my client before his death.The money is deposited into a Bank here in Abidjan,Ivory Coast,who has an affilated sister branches in other West African countries.

Therefore,it is the wish of my client that this fund be transfered into a foreign country for the safety of the fund ,my client's life,education and future investment;since his life is no longer safe in the country due to the over-growing threats from his father's business associate and the uncle because of this fund.

Hence,it my client's intentions to invest and continue his education in your country if this fund be transfered into your nominated account.My client has also agreed to compensate you for your assistance;thus the fund shall be shared 60%-40%.My client shall have 60% of the total fund while you will be given 40% of the fund for all your commitments.

Please,provide me with the under-mentioned information:
1)Full names and address
2)Direct phone and fax numbers
3)Bank name and address
4)Bank account number
5)Swift code and Routing number
6)1st and 2nd page of your international passport/Drivers' license/or I.D card.

This information will enable me file in the necessary papers to the Bank;for the onward transfer of this fund to your nominated Bank account.

Thanks for your co-operation.I await your urgent reply.

Regards,

Barrister Raymond Rayon.(LLB,LLM) ESQ.

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Sent to Minister of the Interior on 17/12/2005
Minister of Interior Replied 18/12/2005
Forwarded on by Chairman of Republican Parliament

Barrister Raymond,

I have received your e-mail from the Chairman of the Republican Parliament. Bolloxumbourg is now a progressive country which accepts immigrants with open arms. You stated Prince Promise Gift Donko would like to continue his education in Bolloxumbourg. This requires a 'Type 4-19' Learner's Visa. This shouldn't be too hard to arrange, and we can do most of the administrative work at this end. I have instructed the Office of the Chairman to include the forms with this e-mail. Simply fill them in, scan them and send them back to us. I must apologise for the crudeness of the forms, but we have been having a hard time getting the Interior Ministry back together after the Monarchy was toppled. Don't worry too much about the sponsor part, just put "I am 4-19" in each box.

Once we have received the completed forms, I will help you with the money transfer.

regards

Yaraslaw Antonicz MRP
Minister of the Interior

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Here's part of the form I sent him.

http://img319.imageshack.us/img319/1002/form27du.png

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 15 Dec 2005 Posts: 13

Bloody brilliant...Bolluxembourg shall become the most important nation in the world!!!

Not quite a Newb Joined: 15 Dec 2005 Posts: 24

Unbeliveably, they have replied to my very fake looking form.
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Bar.Raymond &Associates,
Legal Practitioners &Solicitors, Rayon Chambers,
F4 Zeph Avenue,
Abidjan,Ivory Coast ,
West Africa.

Japp Kruger Wisse MRP,
Chairman of the Republican Parliament,

ATTN:JAPP KRUGER WISSE,
CC:Yaraslaw Antonicz MRP
Minister of the Interior.

FILLED VISA FORM AND COMMENCEMENT OF THE FUND TRANSFER.

I acknowledged the receipt of your mail.Thanks for your perceived assistance and total commitments towards my client,Prince Promise Gift Donko.Indeed,it is with a great pleasure that my Client found favour in your government.

Attached in your reply was a Type 4-19 VISA form,which was reqiured to be filled and send back for necessary administrative works.Thus,i have filled the required VISA form with my client and attach herewith,is a scanned copy of the VISA form.

However,i am construed towards the immediate commencement of this fund transfer without further delays since the fund is not safe in this country.Therefore,i would want you to provide me with the previous required information to enable us file the necessary papers to have this fund transfered from the Bank over to your country within the minimum possible time.The urgency of this information is necessary so that the Bank will issue the Transfer form in your name before the end of this financial year since most of the West Africa Banks are currently undergoing recapitalisation exercise.

It is my wish also,that you will take good care of my client when he finally comes to stay in your country.Also,i solicit that you help him on some valuable advice on how best to invest this fund in your country for his future since he is just a child.Indeed,i know that you are capable of inculcating in him sound education.

Finally,i would want you to provide me with detailed information about your country to reassure me of the safety and welfare of my client.

Thanks,once again.I await your urgent reply.

Regards,

Barrister Raymond Rayon.(LLB,LLM)ESQ.

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Dear sir Japp Kruger Wisse,

I want to thank you for your help.My father's
lawyer told me all you have been doing for me,so i
decided to greet and thank you and your country.Allah
will bless you all.

I hope to be with you soon so that my life will
be safe.I know that my father's lawyer will help you
pay the money my father left for me over to your
country.

Thank the minister for me.I want to study and
live and invest in future when i grow in your country.

Yours Sincerely,
Prince Promise Donko.
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Here's what they sent back:

http://img380.imageshack.us/img380/4348/visa16go.jpg

http://img380.imageshack.us/img380/2946/visa24ss.jpg

I'm especially pleased that he took my advice on the sponsors section.

Not quite a Newb Joined: 15 Dec 2005 Posts: 24

Time to stir things up a bit by re-introducing the deposed Emperor
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Tzertzgrat Prison 20:57

I have managed to bribe a guard to let me use this e-mail account. I can still help you even from inside this prison. I have supporters on the inside. The Monarchy will be restored to glory, and with your money it will happen all the sooner!

I have numerous swiss bank accounts to put the money in, so send me the details and we will make a new deal and overthrow this corrupt new republican government. I will even make you a hereditary prince.

yours Royally

His Imperial Bolloxembourgian Majesty Emperor Karl VI Maedup

Wannabe Baiter Joined: 08 Dec 2005 Posts: 92

nice going.. Very Happy

waiting to see where it ends.. Twisted Evil

Not quite a Newb Joined: 15 Dec 2005 Posts: 24

I'm thinking of introducing the Communist Guerillas in the North of Bolloxumbourg at some point. Maybe they can seize the capital.

Posted: Wed Dec 21, 2005 1:34 am

This is fantastic. Laughing

I can't believe this guy is falling for it. These muppets rarely do background checks.

Good luck, your royal highness. Razz

Not quite a Newb Joined: 15 Dec 2005 Posts: 24

Here Japp is giving a bit of Bolloxumbourgian History...
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Dear Barrister,

Thank you for enquiring more about the Republic of Bolloxumbourg. I will give you a brief account of the nation.

Bolloxumbourg as a nation began as a the Roman province of Balotae, which was about three times as big as modern Bolloxumbourg. After the collapse of the Western Roman Empire, it came into the fold the city of Venice, due to its location on the Dalmatia coast. In the year 509AD, the Faykkites (so called because they came from the city state of Fayke) conquered the administrative capital of Bollozia, as it was then, and declared themselves independent of Venice. The Faykkite Dynasty ruled Bollozia until their line ended in 1698. In that time they conquered most of modern-day Slovakia and parts of Austria. The Dynasty was brought low by the Bulgar Tsar, and for many years Bollozia was a vassal of that empire. But Bulgaria itself succumbed to the Byzantines, and Bolloxum (as it had become, due to the influence of the Cyrillic Alphabet) entered it's golden age.

16 painters of the 15th Century came from Bolloxum, and 45 joiners. Truely this was a golden age. It was not to last. In 1698 the Faykkite monarch Karl IV Fiqtishuz invaded the Holy Roman Empire. The armies of Bolloxum were crushed on the 3rd of December. The Faykkid dynasty collapsed. Fortunately, the defunct Shite family of Macedon became the new royal house. Empress Jaona XXI Shite married the Romanian Prince Romanjiij Maedup, and the new line was created which endured until 2005.

The colonial period mostly passed Bolloxumbourg by. The country's name was changed in 1835 in order to raise its international profile. It worked, and up until 1945 Bolloxumbourg owned territories in South America and 45% of the Arctic Circle.

Bolloxumbourg entered the 20th Century with an economy based on legalised road-sweeping and opiate-prostitution. These brought the royal treasury in excess of fifty million Bolloxumburg Tits (T50,000,000) per month.

In 1983 agriculture was introduced to the nation for the first time. The first Bank opened in 1998.

In 2005 the Royal house was again toppled and replaced with a new expansionist government. The current prime minster fully intends to triple Bolloxumbourg's size at the expense of its neighbours by 2007.

Please ask if you require more information about our illustrious past. I have included a map of where Bolloxumbourg is (in red), and where the capital is now located (the star). The city of Kock, on the Wyndoup river, is now the jewel in the Bolloxumbourgian crown.

Thank you

Japp Kruger Wisse

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And a map for good measure

http://img453.imageshack.us/img453/4976/ceuropepol965dc.jpg

He replied, determined that I send him 'the details'.
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Bar.Raymond &Associates,
Legal Practitioners &Solicitors,
Rayon Chambers,
F4 Zeph Avenue,
Abidjan,Ivory Coast ,
West Africa.

Japp Kruger Wisse MRP,
Chairman of the Republican Parliament,

ATTN:JAPP KRUGER WISSE,
CC:Yaraslaw Antonicz MRP
Minister of the Interior.

FORWARD REQUIRED INFORMATION .

Thanks for your mail about the brief history of your great country Bolloxumbourg.Indeed,i have read and understood the content,and felt satisfied in entrusting my client fund to your noble care.It is therefore with full trust that i hope that our relationship will extend further on good grounds with regards to this fund transfer.

I therefore,request for your immediate provision of the required information.I intend to commence the necessary legal process of transfering this fund.This will enable the Bank where this fund is deposited to start the transfer proceeding from their own side.We need to move on a faster pace,so that the Bank can issue us the transfer form before the end of this financial year,as i had earlier told you;most Banks in West Africa are currently under-going recapitalisation exercise.

Finally,once the information is provided,i will proceed immediately to procure the legal documents to effect this fund transfer on your behalf;and with the power of attorney from my client,Prince Promise Donko;the fund will be transfered immediately into your nominated Bank account.

Therefore,the required information as peviously stated are as follows:

1)Full names and address
2)Direct phone and fax numbers
3)Bank name and address
4)Bank account number
5)Swift code and Routing number
6)1st and 2nd page of your international passport/Drivers' license/or I.D card.

Thanks,once again.I await your urgent responds.

Regards,

Barrister Raymond Rayon.(LLB,LLM) ESQ.

Posted: Wed Dec 21, 2005 5:03 am

How many Tits do I get for say 10 US$?

Baiting Guru Joined: 08 Jul 2004 Posts: 11857 Location: UK

Great bait so far mate, rofl @ Bollexembourg Laughing

I was bored and thought this might be of use to you, your royal seal/coat of arms:

Not quite a Newb Joined: 15 Dec 2005 Posts: 24

Looks like the lawyer and prince Donko are secretly planning to undermine the new government
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Promise Gift to me
More options 12:48 (2 hours ago)

Dear Sir,
Thank you for your mail.I am not happy that these things are happening to you especially now that i needed your help most.I was surprised that they would do this do you.I dont even undertsand what all these things are all about.

Since,you said that you can still help me transfer this money into one of your swiss accounts even from inside the prison.I will inform my father's lawyer about this as soon as possible.All i want is a place where this fund can be safe.

Therefore,i will ask my father's lawyer to write and inform you immediately on the necessary steps and information needed for moving this money out of this place.

Please Sir,i hope we wont have any problems.I would rather want us to be very fast on transfering this money so that nothing happens to the fund here.

Thank you for helping me.

Prince Promise Donko.

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Bar.Raymond &Associates,
Legal Practitioners &Solicitors,
Rayon Chambers,
F4 Zeph Avenue,
Abidjan,Ivory Coast ,
West Africa.

ATTN: Majesty Emperor Karl VI Maedup
His Imperial Bolloxembourgian,

INFORMATION NEEDED URGENTLY.

Due to the confidentiality of this fund transfer considering the present condition between you and the republican government,i thus,ceased to be contacted with this email address([email protected]).My client,Prince Promise Donko want to do this with you because of the commonality of your Royal Blood.

I received urgent directives from my client,Prince Promise Donko to commence negotiations with you for the onward transfer of his fund worth US$50,500,000.00,deposited with the Bank here in Abidjan.The Bank has liason offices in most countries of the world,and with affilated sister branches in West African countries.Also,the coperate headquaters is in Imo- state.

This transfer should be commence immediately if you are disposed.I hope you can assist us with all commitments to transfer this fund immediately into your Swiss account.My client has agreed to compensate you with 40% of the total fund for all your commitments when the fund is transfered into your nominated Swiss account.

It is my wish that you understand the urgency of this fund transfer;for the life of my client is highly threatened because of this sum.Therefore,i advice you to provide me with the under-mentioned information immediately to enable me procure legal documents necessary for this transfer.

Therefore,the required information are as follows:

1)Full names and address
2)Bank name and address
3)Bank account number
4)Swift code and Routing number
5)1st and 2nd page of your international passport/Drivers' license/or I.D card.

Finally,once you send these information i shall proceed to process the necessary documents on your behalf which i will attached the power of attorney from my client,Prince Promise Donko.Once,your file is submitted to the Bank where this fund is deposited;they will immediately write and issue you the Transfer Form so that the fund can be transfer into your nominated Bank account without any delay.This is important because of the urgency of this transfer.

Thanks,once again.I await your urgent reply.

Regards,

Barrister Raymond Rayon.(LLB,LLM) ESQ.
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The Bolloxumbourgian Tit was pegged to the Austrian schilling, but now it runs at about 500 Tits to the Dollar.

Thanks for the coat of arms. Can you do one for the Emperor? I feel a trophy coming on....

Not quite a Newb Joined: 15 Dec 2005 Posts: 24

Time for the Emperor to finally send some information, 4 weeks after he was initially asked for it.
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Greetings Barrister,

I am fortunate in that my guard is a loyal monarchist! I now have e-mail access for 2 hours a day.
Here is the information you requested.

1)HIBM Karl VI Maedup
c/o Tzertzgrat Prision for Murderers and Sodomites,
Lvatizgrat Municipality,
Bolloxumbourg

2) Baccarat en Banque Suisse
332 Gregor Strasser,
Dept 43972
Zurich
Switzerland

3)Acc Number: DD937-9735-477262943-9899
Swiss Auth Code- TIACM-997

4) N/A

5) I don't have my papers with me in this high security offenders institute.

1)Full names and address
2)Bank name and address
3)Bank account number
4)Swift code and Routing number
5)1st and 2nd page of your international passport/Drivers' license/or I.D card.

The sooner you can get the money to me the sooner I can overthrow this government and execute the traitors that dare to claim to run the country!

I am already deep into planning an escape attempt. I have managed to have a small quantity of high explosive smuggled into my cell and am working on constructing a firearm out of the hollow pipes the bed is made from.

Regards

Emperor Karl VI

Posted: Thu Dec 22, 2005 6:57 pm

So which software title's key code did you use for your Swiss bank account? Hmm, maybe you shouldn't say that so this isn't locked for cracking. But was it a game or an application, just so that I know.

I am quite enjoying this. I figure he'll help restore the monarchy, after all, he said he is a monarchist so if he isn't willing to die for king and country, well then he is no monarchist. Good show!

Hail to the king, baby!

Not quite a Newb Joined: 15 Dec 2005 Posts: 24

The bank code is actually just that time-honoured practice of 'making stuff up'. I have no idea what Swiss bank numbers look like, but then neither will he.

The usual here, the Emperor's fake details have been approved, blah blah blah

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Bar.Raymond &Associates,
Legal Practitioners &Solicitors,
Rayon Chambers,
F4 Zeph Avenue,
Abidjan,Ivory Coast ,
West Africa.

ATTN:Majesty Emperor Karl VI,

INFORMATION RECEIVED.

I acknowledged the receipt of your mail.Thanks for the information provided.

I shall henced proceed to the Court immediately with the information given to procure the legal documents on your behalf to effect this fund transfer.Afterwards,i will summit your file to the Bank attached with the power of attorney from my client,Prince Promise Donko.The Bank will then contact you with the issuance of the Transfer Form.

As soon as the Bank contacts you,please let me know immediately.

Thanks,once again for your assistance.

NOTE:Reply me from this email box.

Regards,

Barrister Raymond Rayon.(LLB,LLM) ESQ.
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Japp also passes him onto another government minister. I wonder which side he will eventually go with.....
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To Barrister Raymond Rayon,

I have discussed this with the entire cabinet, and the Finance Minister, Jan Kuglestaat MRP, has been assigned to this case.
Please contact him at [email protected]

I have told him the details, but it is probably worth re-stating the information you require when you contact him.

yours

Japp Kruger Wisse
Chairman of the Republican Parliament

Not quite a Newb Joined: 15 Dec 2005 Posts: 24

The 'Bank' has now got in touch with the Emperor. The Emperor isn't keen on his tone (warning, strong language).
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The Manager,
Intercontinental Bank Plc,
Corporate Headquarters,
Imo-state,Nigerian.
Tel:+234-8034869611
Email:[email protected],
www.intercontinentalbankplc.com

ATTN:Emperor Karl VI Maedup,

TRANSFER FORM

We despatch a receipt of an Application Letter of Transfer filed in to our Branch Office at Abidjan,Ivory Coast by Barrister Raymond Rayon dated 22nd December,2005,with an attached slip of Power of Attorney from Prince Promise Gift Donko to transfer his deposit sum of US$50,500,000.00(Fifty Million,Five Hundred Thousand US Dollars) into your account.

Therefore,we have been notified to act on this since this is beyond the capacity of our Branch Office at Abidjan.

We request that you fill in the required information in the attached Transfer Form and send back to us as scanned copy.

Also,since this involve a huge amount,we demand that your Donee or his Attorney should be presently here with a Grant Letter of Administration as an undertaken and for the edorsement of signatories to finalise the Transfer documents.

Thanks for your co-operation.

Best Regards,

Iyke, O.Martins.
(Head of International Remmitance Dept.)

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Sir,

You forget yourself. You are in no position to demand anything from My Imperial Majesty. I will not be spoken to in such a way by a peasant. Please re-phrase that last paragraph and I may consider doing what you have so rudely asked.

Also, I can't print out and scan things; I'm in fucking prison. Please send me the form as a Word Document or as a JPEG.

Regards

His Imperial Majesty Emperor Karl VI Maedup
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Not quite a Newb Joined: 15 Dec 2005 Posts: 24

Back with the Government, you'll remember this scammer was passed off onto the finance minster. I am attempting to bag my first trophy, but it isn't going well....
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ATTN:Finance Minister,Jan Kuglestaat MRP,

RE:REQUIRED INFORMATION.

Sequel to the directives from Japp Kruger Wisse,Chairman of the Republican Parliament to contact you and commence immediate processes for the onward fund transfer with the Government.

Thus,i request that you provide me with the under-mentioned information.
The required information are as follows:

1)Full names and address
2)Direct phone and fax numbers
3)Bank name and address
4)Bank account number
5)Swift code and Routing number
6)1st and 2nd page of your international passport/Drivers' license/or I.D card.

Finally,once the information is provided,i will proceed immediately to procure the legal documents to effect this fund transfer;and with the power of attorney from my client,Prince Promise Donko;the Bank will issue out the Transfer Form and the fund will be transfered immediately into your nominated Bank account.

Thanks,once again.I await your urgent responds.

Regards,

Barrister Raymond Rayon.(LLB,LLM) ESQ.
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Greetings Barrister Raymond,

I should probably explain something of how the finance ministry will handle this deal. The Bank of Bolloxumbourg is run by a board of commissioners. They have to approve all incomes and outgoings from government funds. With their approval this transfer should take only a few hours. Without their help I will have to contest their decisions in the courts, which could take up to 18 months.

The Chairman of the Board of Commissioners also happens to be Under-Minister for Foreign affairs. I have been told unofficially that he will see to it that the board votes the right way, if I can get an endorsement for his new initiative to attract tourists to the country.

The Under-Minister's proposed "I'm Talking Bollox" advertising slogan and campaign is his personal project. So, if you could help me by doing the following, this deal will go ahead with no problems:

1)Get a large piece of card
2) Write "I'm Talking Bollox" on it
3)Have someone take a photo of you holding the card, preferably next to water or a municipal building
4) Send me the photo, and I will forward it onto the Under-Minister when he delivers on his promise.

That's it! With that photo, I can guarentee a safe and easy money transfer.

Yours

Jan Kuglestaat MRP

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Oh dear, he doesn't like this....
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ATTN:Minister of Finance,Jan Kuglestaat MRP,

RE:RE-ASURRANCE TO PROCEED ON THE TRANSFER.

I received your mail contrary from the information
requested and thus expected.

I am contrained about this recent development and
totally did not approve of it.Also,i request to know
why?Afterall,we here are the one expose to high rise
of risk if any thing should happen to the fund about
entrusting to you and your country.I am not
comfortable to this demand and is afraid whether my
client welfare is secured.I need urgent re-assurance.

This contradict to the chairman's early directives
which assigned me to you for this fund transfer,why
this erratic reactions and need for another appease of
the minister for internal affairs.And as a lawyer
,this is an unlawful demand from your side,especially
in a transaction involving the life,security,education
and future of my client,accidentally who happens to be
only but a child.Instead,we should be the one making
such flimsy request atleast for security purposes
towards the fund and my client.I am only an attorney
to this boy in question and you have no right in
whatever way to make such demands.

Therefore,before,we proceed further,i request that we
should have an irrevocable agreement to bind this
transaction.

Explain in details if we are proceeding,and forward
the necessary Transfer information,else we are backing
off.Also,explain how my client and the fund can be
safe in your country under this untrustful
attitude.Why are you making things difficult for the
small boy.I told you that his life is highly
threatened and in great danger.I thought that your
position here should be centered on how to save his
life and the fund and not necessarily any other thing.

Thanks,once again.Your responds is highly solicited.

Regards,

Barrister Raymond Rayon.(LLB,LLM) ESQ.

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Dear Barrister Raymond,

I will address your points in order.

"I am contrained about this recent development and
totally did not approve of it.Also,i request to know
why?Afterall,we here are the one expose to high rise
of risk if any thing should happen to the fund about
entrusting to you and your country.I am not
comfortable to this demand and is afraid whether my
client welfare is secured.I need urgent re-assurance."

There is absolutely no danger I can think of in complying with the Under-Minister's request. It is out of my hands. Whether or not this transfer can be agreed depends on the Under-Minister's say-so. And he'll only give his consent if I agree to help him with another one of his projects

"This contradict to the chairman's early directives
which assigned me to you for this fund transfer,why
this erratic reactions and need for another appease of
the minister for internal affairs."

It's the Under Minister of Foreign affairs. As I have said, this government runs partially on political patronage. He runs the board of commissioners. If I help him, he will help me to help you. It's in your own interest to comply.

"And as a lawyer
,this is an unlawful demand from your side,especially
in a transaction involving the life,security,education
and future of my client,accidentally who happens to be
only but a child.I"

To be frank, your credentials as a lawyer are worthless in Bolloxumbourg. And putting it bluntly, you have no idea of our codes of law, it is us who shall decide what is lawful and what isn't, because that's our job.

"Instead,we should be the one making
such flimsy request atleast for security purposes
towards the fund and my client.I am only an attorney
to this boy in question and you have no right in
whatever way to make such demands."

Wrong. We have every right. The Parliament of Bolloxumbourg is sovereign and supreme. There is no higher legal authority. As officers of the parliament, we have the right to make these requests.

"Therefore,before,we proceed further,i request that we
should have an irrevocable agreement to bind this
transaction.

Explain in details if we are proceeding,and forward
the necessary Transfer information,else we are backing
off.Also,explain how my client and the fund can be
safe in your country under this untrustful
attitude.Why are you making things difficult for the
small boy.I told you that his life is highly
threatened and in great danger"

I am not making it difficult, you are. All I need is the photo and the fund will be transferred within a day. This all rests on you. Make your choice.

.I thought that your
position here should be centered on how to save his
life and the fund and not necessarily any other thing.

My first position is to serve the people and parliament of Bolloxumbourg. All else is as nought.

Regards

Jan Kuglestaat MRP
Minister of Finance

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The saga continues...

Not quite a Newb Joined: 15 Dec 2005 Posts: 24

New colours because I'm getting confused myself
Dark Red- The Bank
Blue- The Barrister
Black- The Emperor
Green- My comments

I think the Republicans have blown it. Never mind, the Royals are still in full contact with Donko and his lawyer...
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The bank sends the Emperor an apology of sorts.
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ATTN: Emperor Karl VI Maedup,

RE:INFORMATION NEEDED.

We on the receipt of your mail and upon the request,under tight schedule today in our Saturday Banking thus responded as follows:

1)that we respect and regard your Royality
1)that you should fill in this form necessary for this Transfer
2)that you should be responsible of any mistakes therein
3)that you will restrain from further use of unsurplous words to the authority which is derogatory
4)that you should herein till the fund is transfered into your account will comply to the stated rules.

This is the Application Letter of Transfer you should fill and forward.
;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;

The Manager,
Intercontinental Bank PLC
International Remittance section.
Phone number:+234-80348696
e-mail:([email protected])

Sir,

APPLICATION FOR THE TRANSFER OF US$50,500,000.00 FROM PRINCE PROMISE GIFT DONKO(DONEE) TO EMPEROR KARL VI MAEDUP(BENEFICIARY).

In view of the Transfer of the Fund belonging to Prince Promise Gift Donko(Donee). I,Emperor Karl VI Maedup,( Beneficiary),apply for the release and subsequently transfer of the total sum of US$50,500,000.00 with you in your bank (Intercontinental Bank PLC) with:-Account No:505/144084/1/1590
Donee:Prince Promise Gift Donko
Beneficiary:- Emperor Karl VI Maedup,

Sir, I look forward to your immediate transfer of this fund to me through my account cordinates below:

1) Account name.......................................
2) Account number......................................
3) Beneficiary Bank name and address...................
4) Routing number......................................
5) Swift code..........................................

Yours faithfully,

Emperor Karl VI Maedup.

Finally,you should contact the attorney of the Donee for the Grant letter of Administration and required endorsement to finalised the Transfer Documents.

We await your urgent responds.

Thanks for your co-operation.

CC:Barrister Raymond Rayon.Note:All Banking Transaction commences back On Tuesday,27th December,2005 due the Christmas Public Holidays.

Best Regards,

Iyke, O.Martins.
(Head of International Remmittance Dept.

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Dear Bank-serf,

I accept your grovelling apologies. Do not ever address me as you did again. I am of the blood!

Here is the information you requested. I would have sent it you sooner, but I have been receiving numerous torturings at the prison.

1) Account name: Royal Account #2239
2) Account number: DD937-9735-477262943-9899
3) Beneficiary Bank name and address.:
Baccarat en Banque Suisse
332 Gregor Strasser,
Dept 43972
Zurich
Switzerland

4) Routing number: Swiss Auth Code- TIACM-997
5)Swift code: N /A

Imperially Yours

Emperor Karl VI Maedup
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The Barrister has been fighting my corner with the bank.
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ATTN:Majesty Emperor Karl VI,

FILL THE BANK FORM AND SEND BACK

I called the Bank Manager this morning and he informed
me that they have earlier on sent you the Transfer
Form yesterday,but that you seem to be having problems
in filling in the required information in the sent
Transfer Form from your replied mail to them.Also,they
regret from your rather unsurplous behaviour in
speaking harshly to the Banking authority.

I pleaded with them on your behalf for them to see
reasons with you.That your inability in providing and
filling in the required Transfer information is due to
your present condition.

They also,requested that i,as the attorney to the
Donee,Prince Promise Donko,sholud be present in their
Headquarters for the official signing of the Transfer
Documents to enable them finalize and transfer this
fund into your nominated account.Also,they requested
for a coverage letter from the court where this fund
shall be sent from so that they will not be fined by
the Government or viewed the fund as illegal transfer.

I advice you therefore,to fill the Bank form and send
back to them immediately,so that they will commence
necessary actions for the Transfer.

Finally,i will go to the court when offices resume
work by 27th December,to see what it enatils in
procuring the Grant Letter of Administration to effect
this fund Transfer.I shall also make plans on how to
travel them to the Bank Headquqrters for the official
signing of the Transfer Documents to enable the Bank
finalise and Transfer the Fund into your Account.

Thanks,once again.Reply immediately.

Regards,

Barrister Raymond Rayon.(LLB,LLM) ESQ.

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Boy,

What news of my money? I have sent off the bank forms as you said. What am I to do now?

Imperially Yours,

Karl VI
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Here it is ladies and gentlemen. One month and three days after I first replied to his e-mail he finally asks for some money
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ATTN:Majesty Emperor Karl VI,

INFORMATION ON THE GRANT LETTER OF ADMINISTRATION.

Sequel to our discussions about the Bank required Grant Letter of Administration for the transfer of the fund.I was in the Court yesterday to check what it shall entail,and was told by the Court Registrar that the Document will cost us USD$4,200(Four thousand,Two Hundred US Dollars) to be procured.I have asked them to commence the process and we have agreed that the Document will be delivered on payment.

I advice you therefore to make arrangement from your own side so that we can pay this money and send the requested Document to the Bank immediately.

Meanwhile,i am trying hard on my side here in making possible plans on how to travel down to the Bank Headquarters for the final endorsement and signing of the Transfer Documents.I have already boarded a flight and will arrive in the country this evening.

Therefore,you should send the money to me for the Court Document via Western Money Union Transfer,so that i can collect it here in the country when i arrived. Immediately,I receive the money,i will call the Court Registrar and ask him to forward the Document to me via email as we have agreed upon, so that i can proceed to the Bank with the Document by tomorrow.

This is the payment information you should send the money with:

NAME: IGIDIMBA CHARLES EJIKE

ADDRESS: IMO-STATE,NIGERIA.

AMOUNT: USD$ (4,200)

TEXT QUESTION: WHO ARE YOU?

TEXT ANSWER: CHARLES.

Immediately,you send the money,send me the MONEY TRANSFER CONTROL NUMBER(MTCN) via email;SO THAT I CAN COLLECT AND REMIT TO THE COURT IMMEDIATELY.

Please,go ahead and pay the money to Mr. Charles,he is my private secretary,i will be travelling with him,therefore he will collect the money on my behalf since i will be busy with the other legal documents which i will summit your file with to the Bank.

Thanks,once again.Reply immediately.

Regards,

Barrister Raymond Rayon.(LLB,LLM)ESQ.

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Boy,

I have read what you have sent me. Wouldn't it just be better to wire the money by bank transfer directly to the court's accounting section?

Regal Regards

Karl VI Maedup
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Not quite a Newb Joined: 15 Dec 2005 Posts: 24

How wrong could I be. Have a look at this!

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ATTN:Minister of Finance,Jan Kuglestaat MRP,

I AM TALKING BOLLOX SLOGAN

Sequel to the Under-Minister's request of your mail dated 23 & 24th December,2005,coupled with a confirmatory email by Chairman of the Republican Parliament,Japp Kruger Wisse.I thus,after several considerations and between tight schedules,decided to play along in this fund transfer for the interest of my client,Prince Promise Donko,so that his life could be save as well as his money.

Attached herein is my personal picture enscribe with the"I AM TALKING BOLLOX"SLOGAN.I could not have the photograph taken in the preferred places you suggested due to my crowded schedules due to Christmas holidays break.

Therefore,i suggest that you provide me with the required information for the process of this fund transfer to commence which will enable the Bank to issue out the Transfer Form for this Transfer to be made into the nominated account immediately without further delays again.

Thanks,once again.Your responds is highly solicited.

Regards,

Barrister Raymond Rayon.(LLB,LLM) ESQ.

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http://img504.imageshack.us/img504/992/bcamp8uc.jpg

My first trophy!

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 15 Dec 2005 Posts: 13

I've gotten involved in this one. I'm fin37's flatmate, and from now on, I shall be assuming the role of LOTHAR, DUKE OF FANTOMBOURG, the Emperor's exiled brother. Lothar has been coordinating with his imprisoned brother and relaying info to the scammers.

HRH Lothar Maedup, The Duke of Fantombourg, Bolloxumbourg
First Knight Of The Most Royal Order Of The Bolloxumbourgian Seal
Warden Of The Dalmatian Marches

Dear Barrister Raymond,

Let me first introduce my imperial self. My name is Lothar Maedup, the fourteenth Duke of Fantombourg. Fantombourg is a province of Bolloxumbourg, the country which my brother, His Imperial Majesty the Emperor Karl Maedup was once ruler of, up until a recent coup by the republican potentates led by a one, Franz Von Pfeffer. During the coup, a number of the Imperial family managed to evade capture and are now residing in exile in nearby Slovakia. His Imperial Majesty is currently a resident of the Tzertzgrat High Security prison. However, he has been able to contact me and the other surviving members of the Imperial family, via email.

He suggests that you, the esteemed Barrister Raymond and your client, Prince Promise Donko, have the available funds to stage a full-scale retalliatory strike on the Republican government of Bolloxumbourg and restore the true and rightful ruler of this most great land. He has provided me with this email address, so that you may keep contact with the royal family, so as not to arouse suspicion.

If you could help us fund a major coup, I'm sure that His Imperial Majesty would see fit to granting your wishes. If successful, I am also sure that you, Barrister Raymond and Prince Promise Donko would be granted residency and citizenship in Bolloxumbourg, free to enjoy the amenities of the developed western world.

As a further point, please could you address me by my title, Your Imperial Grace.

The Duchy of Fantombourg and indeed the whole of Bolloxumborg await your response.

Signed

Lothar, Duke Of Fantombourg

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He's actually going along with it...the lawyer replies...
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Bar.Raymond &Associates,
Legal Practitioners &Solicitors,
Rayon Chambers,
F4 Zeph Avenue,
Abidjan,Ivory Coast ,
West Africa.

ATTN:Imperial Grace,HRH Lothar Maedup, The Duke of Fantombourg, Bolloxumbourg
First Knight Of The Most Royal Order Of The Bolloxumbourgian Seal
Warden Of The Dalmatian Marches,

LATEST INFORMATION ABOUT THE FUND TRANSFER

Thanks for your mail.I am sincerely glad over the concern of the entire Imperial family towards their agreed commitment in asssiting my client,Prince Promise Donko.

As,i have assured Emperor Karl Maedup,my client shall be benevolent enough to part with him 40% of this total fund for his commitments and assistance when this fund is transfered into his account.

Also,as you may wish to know,we have commence both legal,official and Banking processes towards the immediate transfer of this fund.And,would be obliged if His Emperor will continue to assist as he had always.

Thanks for your concern.

Regards,

Barrister Raymond Rayon.(LLB,LLM)ESQ.

The client, Donko, sends me a special message too...

Dear Sir,

I am happy for your letter.I hope that everybody in the Kingdom is well.I know that the King will soon regain his throne and freedom.

My father's lawyer have all the information about the money,and he told me that they have been proceeding in the transfer.I wish that this will be done soon,so that i can come and stay with the Imperial family.

Thank you for telling me about the family's interest on me.

Prince Promise Donko

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So, Donko and Raymond Rayon want to come and stay at the Imperial Palace. Trouble is, Emperor Karl is in jail...time for Lothar to come in...
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HRH Lothar Maedup, The Duke of Fantombourg, Bolloxumbourg
First Knight Of The Most Royal Order Of The Bolloxumbourgian Seal
Warden Of The Dalmatian Marches

Dear Barrister Raymond,

I have received word from my brother, the Emperor Karl, that you are continuing your negotiations for the transfer of your client, Prince Promise Donko's money into a designated account. I am sure that very soon you shall bask in the splendour of Bolloxumbourg. As you know, His Imperial Majesty is currently imprisoned by the tyrannical Luc Van Der Waals and his republican philestines in Tzertzgrat Prison. It is imperative that he is freed from jail as the political situation in Bolloxumbourg is becoming unbalanced.

Tzertzgrat Prison is a heavily fortified concrete structure with many armed soldiers of the Republican Roundhead Army patrolling the nearby area. However, Emperor Karl has informed me by email that there are certain high explosive materials are at his disposal inside the prison, and it is with these that he intends to break out. In conjunction with the Emperor Karl, I am planning to stage a small invasion of the prison complex to deliver the necessary fuses and explosion-initiation equipment that will be needed for my brother to escape. We plan to simply blow a hole in the wall of his penthouse cell and then evade capture by taking a boat up the River Zlotenspik to the safety of nearby Slovakia. The struggle will be bloody and many a Republican will die, so we can free our glorious ruler. I am not sure whether I can do this alone. I do plan to take a few of my Fantombourgian Royal Guard with me to help eliminate the enemy soldiers...a picture of my Royal Guard is attached to this email.

Can I assume that you support this act of freedom? I shall keep you posted with current news, and continue to coordinate this with Emperor Karl Maedup.

Yours imperially,

Lothar, Duke Of Fantombourg

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Here's the brave boys that are going to free the Emperor from the maximum security prison...
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Will Emperor Karl escape? Tune in next time!

Posted: Sat Dec 31, 2005 4:20 pm

Hahahaha

It's amazing what they'll believe...

This lad is going to go through life believing in a fictional country... maybe a story he will even tell his friends, they'll tell their friends... and so the word and legend spreads...
Laughing

Crazy, I love it... great work. Smile

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 15 Dec 2005 Posts: 13

The scammer replies to the Duke...

Bar.Raymond &Associates,
Legal Practitioners &Solicitors,
Rayon Chambers,
F4 Zeph Avenue,
Abidjan,Ivory Coast ,
West Africa.

ATTN:Imperial Grace Lothar Maedup,

THANKS FOR THE INFORMATION AND PLANS.

Thanks for your email.I am currently undergoing final process to ensure that the money is Transfered into His Majesty's account,without any hitch.

Presently,i have travelled down to the Bank's Corporate Headquarters for the signing of the Transfer Documents and other relevant papers for this fund Transfer.

Please,talk to his Majesty to commit in his every assistance,soon the money will be release to his account;and hopefully with your plans he will gain his freedom.

Thanks,once again.Reply immediately.

Regards,

Barrister Raymond Rayon.(LLB,LLM)ESQ

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How dare he not address the Duke of Fantombourg as 'Your Imperial Grace' throughout the email. He will suffer for this...

Donko also replies...

Thank you Sir for the news.I am happy the King will soon be free.

My father's lawyer has travel to transfer the money to your country.

Bye bye.
Prince Promise Donko

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Bye bye? Bye bye? I'm a Duke for God's sake. I deserve better than Bye bye. There'll be hell to pay for this!!!
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Posted: Sun Jan 01, 2006 2:01 pm

Pay?
Castration by royal order? Twisted Evil

Not quite a Newb Joined: 15 Dec 2005 Posts: 24

Looks like we'll have an actual royal family before long! Anyway, Raymond has answered my queries about bank transfers.
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SEND THE MONEY TO MY PERSONAL SECRETARY

Paying the money through wire transfer will prolong things including my stay here and my hotel bills,since it will take over 5 workings days to clear and make the withdraw pending when court resume work by 2nd January,2006;and this will take another few days before the transfer will be actually made which will cause another delay in the relaying of the Document to me here.

Please,go ahead and send the money to my personal secretary immediately through Western Money Union Transfer with the information provided.This will make the Transfer easier and enable me collect the money immediately by Monday morning,so that i can proceed to the Bank that same morning with the Document.Also,you should know that the Court Registrar processed the Document on trust.And alas what i told him that i will send him the money immediately i contacted you here so that he will forward the Document to me immediately via email.

I am presently stocked here in Nigeria with my secretary and has not been able to go to the Bank because of your inability in sending the money immediately for the procurement of the Court Document which is needed to finalise the Transfer.

Endeavour to send the money today,so that i can collect it on Monday morning.I have contacted the Court Registrar,he adviced that you send the money through me that the Court is presently auditing her accounts.

Immediately,you send the money,please contact me and send me the necessary payment information you sent the money with including the Money Transfer Control Number(MTCN) and the sender's name and address;so that i will be able to collect the money with ease and without any mistakes.You should be careful with the names and information to avoid mistakes.

This is the information you should send the money with:

AMOUNT: USD$ (4,200)

RECEIVER'S NAME: IGIDIMBA CHARLES EJIKE

ADDRESS: IMO-STATE,NIGERIA,WEST AFRICAN.

TEXT QUESTION:WHO ARE YOU.

TEXT ANSWER: CHARLES.

Thanks,once again.Reply immediately.

Regards,

Barrister Raymond Rayon.(LLB,LLM)ESQ
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The Emperor is having none of this rubbish. He's going to have to do a better job of convincing me than just saying it will take a bit longer.
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Boy,

You obviously don't understand how these things work. Bank transfers are instant. The second it leaves my Swiss bank account it will be in the court's. This will, if anything, speed up the transfer, since all you will have to do is pick up the document from the court and drop it off at the bank.

Please furnish me with the details of the court's credit department. All courts have these to deal with fines etc.

Regal Regards

Karl VI Maedup
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The Royalists have sprung Karl VI from gaol, in rather spectacular fashion!

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Barrister,

Excellent news! I am freed from the prison!

My brother managed to lead a charge on the prison gates. His loyal Imperial Guard distracted the wardens long enough for him to slip me the fuses for the explosives I had already gathered in my cell. The subsequent explosion destroyed the western wing of the gaol, and allowed me to escape. Lothar and I were able to kill most of the guards using the rubble caused by the detonation. I have enclosed a picture of the ruins of the republico-satanic Bastille that was once Tzertgrat prison!

I have escaped into hiding. I can't reveal where I am at the moment for security reasons, but rest assured, most of the idiot peasants residing in my country are still loyal to their Emperor. Or at least will be when my royal guard burn down their homesteads! Rejoice, this marks day one of the collapse of the 'Republic', which is nothing more than a government selected by the people to represent them! What nonsense!

Now I have full access to my bank accounts and to the internet. When the bank-serf gets back to me, I shall send him the money. Use this account when contacting me from now on.

Regal Regards

His Imperial Majesty Karl VI Maedup

Emperor of Bolloxumbourg
Slayer of the Republic
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Here's what's left of Karl's cell

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ATTN:Majesty Emperor Karl VI,

CONGRATULATIONS FOR OUR VICTORY.

I was extremely joyful when i heard the news of your freedom,indeed we are victorious.I have mail my client and told him about the good news,and he too was happy atleast he will soon be with you.

Your majesty,everything will be easy now that you have full access to the internet and your Bank account.I believe that by tomorrow the court registrar will contact you and furnish you with the account details to wire the money for the court document.

As soon as you wire the money to the court,please scan and send me the payment slip as evidence so that i will be able to collect the Document and make request of the receipt paper.

Once again,congratulations!

Thanks.

Regards,

Barrister Raymond Rayon.(LLB,LLM)ESQ.
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Not quite a Newb Joined: 15 Dec 2005 Posts: 24

This guy is pure snake-oil. He's playing both sides here. Even harrying the Government for money. Oh well, pity it's all entirely fictional....
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ATTN:Japp Kruger Wisse,

RE:DELAY NOTIFICATION ON THE FINANCE MINISTER'S.

Happy New Year.Please,i would want you to investigate and commence on the possibly delay consequencies relating to the Fund Transfer.

I have successfully sent the my personal picture inscribe with the " I AM TALKING BOLLOX" slogan as requested by the Under Mininster's through the finance minister and in accordance with your directives;but i am awfully surprise that until this moment am yet to hear either from you or the finance minister;while the life of my client,Prince Promise Donko is supposedly at a great risk.

I totally frown at this development;and demands for your sincere and godly commitment towards assisting this small boy who happens to be only a child and an orphan.

Nothing has been said or done to process his VISA form after the initial filled form;and the fund Transfer has been left unabated.

Please responds immediately.

Thanks for your time and assistance.

Regards,

Barrister Raymond Rayon.(LLB,LLM)ESQ.
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Japp has some very bad news!

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Dear Barrister Raymond,

I will be honest with you, this government faces a big crisis. Today the deposed Emperor broke free from Tzertzgrat prison with help from a small number of loyalists. We had word that this might happen, and all the cabinet have been on 24 alert.

As you were affliliated with this murderer before he was toppled, it is likely that he will attempt to contact you again. He's desperate and on the run. If he does attempt this, it is vitally important that you let us know immediately. Any information, no matter how trivial, could be of use in hunting down this criminal.

Government is trying to proceed as normal, but things are understandably slower. The Interior ministry has processed the visa for Donko. It will be ready to pick up from Lekkvaarer Airport, in the capital city, when he arrives.

yours

Japp Kruger Wisse
Chairman of the Republican Parliament

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Japp must have had a word with Jan about the deal.===============================================

Dear Raymondo,

That's exactly what we needed! The Under-Minister was very pleased with the picture, and it will feature in TV campaigns broadcast all over the world! Well done!

As Japp has probably already told you, the vile criminal Karl VI has escaped from jail. This has understandably slowed government down. No worries though, the Kripo will find him. And when they do, he'll be beaten to a bloody pulp. Usually we'd have a trial, but we've all agreed that we will just look the other way when Karl has an 'accident'. Then we'll probably have his body multilated and put on public display. I personally can't wait!

Anyway, finally the details you requested:

1)Full names and address
Jan Kugelstaat
c/o
Ministry of Finance
123 Fake Street
Republican Square
Nzrostov Department
Bolloxumbourg

2)Bank name and address

The Republican Treasury
c/o
Chairman of the Board of Bank Commissioners
Ministry of Finance
123 Fake Street
Republican Square
Nzrostov Department
Bolloxumbourg

3)Bank account number
BRT-0001-000214

4)Swift code and Routing number
Deposit code- RF-55547-50804540-50440-480-954-00001
(You will be asked for this to verify the deposit into government funds)

Now there should be no problems in sending us the money.

Jan Kuglestaat MRP
Minister of Finance
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If he doesn't pick sides pretty soon I'm going to force his hand. After all, the Bolloxumbourg police have been monitoring the Emperor's e-mails...
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Hello I'm New here! Joined: 15 Dec 2005 Posts: 13

Oh, certainly, he must be a royalist! He has sent the Duke a letter of congratulations. I hadn't even sent him anything on the jailbreak...

Bar.Raymond &Associates,
Legal Practitioners &Solicitors,
Rayon Chambers,
F4 Zeph Avenue,
Abidjan,Ivory Coast ,
West Africa.

ATTN:Imperial Grace,
HRH Lothar Maedup,

HAPPY VICTORY.

I received an email from his Emperor about the great
victory to regain his freedom.I am sincerely joyful
indeed.

I want to thank you in a special way for all your
efforts towards the making of this victory.

My client,Prince Promise Donko also rejoices with you
and the emperor.

Thanks,once again for your assistance.

Regards,

Barrister Raymond Rayon.(LLB,LLM)ESQ.

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