Rex Enefex and his weapon of MASS CHUGGING!

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Posted: Fri Nov 25, 2005 8:15 pm

He's rude, crude, slightly stupid but oh so much fun to play. Rex Enefex, the beer drinking women chasing lunatic is back with a much confused mugu in tow. Will the mugu get any money out of Rex? Will Rex stop talking about his manhood? Will anything go right at all? Probably not... Twisted Evil

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Attention: The President/CEO.

I am Alhaji Ahmad Bello, Bank Manager in one of the leading banks here in Dakar Senegal. I have an urgent and very confidential business proposition for you. A contract employers- Teaser Petroleum Corporation made a numbered time Deposit for twelve calendar months, valued at US$12,500,000.00 (Twelve Million Five Hundred United States Dollars) in my bank. Upon maturity, I sent a routine notification to his forwarding address but got no reply. After a month, we sent a reminder and finally discovered from his contract employers, Teaser Petroleum Corporation that MR. ANDREAS SCHRANNER from Munich Germany died in a plane crash along with his entire family in July 2000.PLEASE TAKE A CAREFULL LOOK AT THE BBC PUBLISHED
Monday, 31 July, 2000, 13:22 GMT

14:22UK:http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/859479.stm
Since we got this information about his death and onfurther investigation, I found out that he died without making a WILL, and all attempts to trace his next of kin was fruitless. I therefore made further investigated and discovered that Mr. Andreas Schranner did not declare any kin or relations in all his
official documents, including his Bank Deposit paperwork in my Bank. This sum of US$12,500,000.00 is still sitting in my Bank and the interest is being rolled over with the principal sum at the end of each year. No one will ever come forward to claim it. According to Laws of Senegal, at the expiration of 5
(five) years, the money will revert to the ownership of the Senegalese Government if nobody applies to claim the fund. Consequently, my proposal is that I will like you as a foreigner to stand in as the next of kin to Mr. Andreas Schranner so that the fruits of this old man's labour will not get into the hands of some corrupt government officials.

A bank account in any part of the world that you will provide will then facilitate the transfer of this money to you as the beneficiary/next of kin. The money will be paid into your account for us to share in the ratio of 50% for me and 30% for you. The remaining 20% will be for any expenses we might incurred during the course of the transaction. There is no risk at all as it will be handled in such a way that no law of any country will be violated and my position as the Branch Manager guarantees the successful execution of this
transaction. If you are interested, please reply immediately via the private email address above. Upon your response, I shall then provide you with more details on how we should proceed. Please send me your confidential telephone and fax numbers for easy communication.

Please observe utmost confidentiality, and rest assured that this transaction would be most profitable for both of us because I shall require your assistance

to invest my share in your country.

Awaiting your urgent reply.

Regards,

Ahmad Bello.

Fantastic! An offer Rex can't refuse. Let the not so veiled references to his favourite part begin.

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Hello ahmadia,

I read your email and I like what I read. It made me smile that the time I had that threesome with those two sweedish backpackers. Boy was I on fire that night! The mighty enefex Salami of mass destruction got a real workout that day!
Anyway on to business, how do we proceed from here?

Regards
-Rex

Like something that comes back for more...er....Ahmed comes back for...er...more.

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Dear Rex,

With hope that all is well with you and family. This business I am talking about is about a certain account belonging to one of our customers Engr Howard F. Pecker, who died in a car crash. He has no one who can stand as his relation or next of kin,and so the bank governing body is planning to convert his account into bank treasury.

I do not want this to happen, and that is why I wrote you,suggesting to you to apply as next of kin to the deceased. This way I will use my high position to influence approval of your application and this money will be paid into your account,as true inheritor.

Regards to this transaction, I have worked hard for two years now trying to gather all the required information about this deceased customer after I found out that all his supposed next of kin are all dead leaving nobody behind to put claim over his left balance with this bank.

I also got into his security file jacket in this bank with my influence as a member of board of directors panel, and got all the needed information about his account and all information his next of kin should know. Because he was a foreigner, then I started looking for a foreign partner who will help me put claim over this fund. I will forward to you the profile of the deceased and will guide you adequately in this transaction upon your acceptance to the offer.

Good underground work has been done within the bank, I have been working hard towards the success of this transaction, Everything has been put into place and the transaction is 100% risk free and will be finished in less than 5 banking days after the application is tendered to the bank as next of kin to the deceased putting claim over his balance with the bank.

If you would want to be my partner in this transaction, you will be expected to detail me more about your personal informations e.g your telephone and fax numbers, your address. I want to remind you that you will receive 30% of the whole sum for helping me. Another 5% of this money will be used as buffer or expense account, to cater for any expenses incurred during transaction.
Please i want you to understand that a stich in time saves nine so write back and tell me if you really want to carry out this transaction with me. sincerely i need your cooperation because this might be my first and last opportunity of hitting big money.

I also would want you to treat this affair as both urgent and confidential. I will send you an Application texts which you will fill and send to the bank for the onward transfer of the fund into your account upon the receipt of your next email. You can reach me with this telephone number +221-665 6441 I have also taken note of your telephone number and will give you call later in the day.

Thank you and best regard.
Mr. Ahmed Bello.

Rex cranks up the confusion level to 11. It all makes sense to Rex...

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Hi Hi Ahmed Bedhead,

Just call me Iron Wang of Fury okay, that's what all my friends call me.
That's pretty sad about your Pecker, I've had mine in many cars before but I've never had an accident though. It's seen plenty of backseat action however and let me tell you, it's hard to keep your hands on the steering wheel and your feet on the floor when a lucious milf or a drunken bushpig closes in for a nibble.
Do you have bushpigs over there or is all your poon pretty much the same?
It's also good to hear that you are in a high position, as I write this I'm pretty high as well.
You must be a very clever person to get into his security file jacket. Did it fit in the end or did you need it modified? I'd steer clear of blow off valves though, they're illegal unless you have them plumbed back.
I also like how you used 'A stitch in time saves nine' I too have a favourite saying which is 'Bitch if you won't put out, I'll put you out' It means that if you rub me favourably then you'll get a hot business suprise.
Anyway playa, here are my details:

Name: Reximundus Ironwang Enefex
Age: 32
Status: Single
Telephone: 011-61-2-3868-1559

Rightio then, let me know what's next and I'll have my wand in hand, ready for the business.
Nice talking to you my asscrab.

Cheers
-Rex

It's amazing how much a mugu will tolerate when they think you have money...

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Dear Reximundus Ironwang Enefex,

Enclosed herewith is an application texts which I have drafted you are to fill application letter carefully with your personal information and forward it to the Bank through their contact information below demanding the release of the fund to your bank account as the sole beneficiary next of kin.

After you forward the application, try to contact with this telephone number +221 665 6441 so that I can ensure that the fund approved in your favour without delay and the bank will advise you the next step to take and procedure to be followed.

The application for are below:

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Attn: Dr. Mamadou Amadou.
President BOA-Senegal.
Bank Of Africa
Sie'ge Social: Av.Léopold Sédar Senghor,
Dakar Senegal.
TEL:+221-485 3862.
FAX:+221-892 7382.
E-MAIL: [email protected]
E-mail: [email protected]

Dear Sir,

APPLICATION FOR THE TRANSFER OF $12.5M (TWELVE MILLION FIVE HUDNRED THOUSAND UNITED-STATES DOLLARS ONLY) FROM BANK CUSTOD.

I,mr/mrs..............................................of................................................................................................... (Address) humbly applies to this bank today the. (Date)......................as next of kin to your deceased customer MR.ANDREAS SCHRANNER. A German nationality who died in a plane crash along with his entire family in July 2000.Please take careful look at the BBC published Monday, 31 July, 2000, 13:22 GMT.14: 22UK:http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/859479.stm

I humbly apply putting claim over his balance with this bank valued at USD 12.5M, left in bank custody. Also wish my application will be given an urgent attention as I wish this balance be released and re-transferred into my account as rightful heir apparent.

Please, accept my apologies for this late application as it was due to family logistic problems consequent upon his funeral rights which have just been settled.

Mr/Mrs................................................................
Tel.......................................................................
Mobile Phone......................................................
Fax......................................................................
E-MAIL..............................................................
Occupation..........................................................
Date of Birth........................................................

I hope you will expedite action. Thanks in anticipation of your cooperation.

Yours Faithfully .

.......................
Your name and signature

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Let me know as soon as you submit the application to the bank after you might have fill it with your personal information.

Hoping to hearing from you soon.

Ahmad Bello.

Rex gets his very own form to fill out from the bank.

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From The Desk of: Dr. Mamadou Amadou.

President BOA-Senegal

Bank Of Africa.

Attention: Master Rex Ironwang.

Sir,

RE: ACKNOWLEDGEMENT OF YOUR APPLICATION DETAILING THE AVAILABILITY OF LATE MR.ANDREAS SCHRANNER ESTATE VALEUED US$12.5M.

Sequel to your email message and your application letter dated 8/11/2005, requesting the approval and transfer of the sum of (US$12.5m) Twelven Million Five Hundred Thousand United States Dollars only to your Bank account as the next of kin to the Late Andreas Schranner.

Subsequent to the above, an application letter was on 8/11/2005 forwarded to the Verification and Legal Unit of this Bank with special regard to your application letter to this bank requesting the immedeiate release and approval of the aforementioned sum to your favour as the sole beneficiary.

The Verification and Legal Unit of this bank has confirmed the left over deposited fund in account number 156-41832-10. In regards to the above, be advised to acknowledge the following conditions:

a). You are required to fax or send by email attachment to this Bank a copy of your international passport or id card alternatively for identification purpose only.

b). You are to fill the attached boa-transfer form properly and return same to this Bank without delay in reconfirmation of your bank account for smooth transferring of the fund to your bank account upon approval by the management.

Lastly, upon your compliance and receipt of the above requirements from you, the management will submit the final payment approval order to the Regulatory Authority and Senegalese Exchange Control Authority to grant exchange control order to this bank to facilitate remittance to your designated bank account within forty eight hours of approval.

We wait to reciprocate your urgent compliance.

Sincerely,

Dr. Mamadou Amadou.

President BOA-Senegal.

Bank Of Africa.

Along with the mail the bank attatches a form. Rex being the idiot that he is manages to download a random form from the idiot, change the title to 'Transfer form' just like the bank's form and sends it back, a little confused as to what to do with it.

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Hello banking dickheads,

I'm a little confused, you asked me to fill out a form, but your work experience kiddy must have sent the wrong one. Am I supposed to fill in a Federal Assistance Form? And if so, where the fuck do I put all the details of this dead fucker I'm supposed to be scunging money from? This shit makes no goddamn sense but then that's not suprising really, I've never had a bank that hasn't tried to grease me up and back me up against the wall for some hardcore reaming. Now as much as I enjoy those kinds of videos from Germany, I don't like it done to me alright?
Sort your shit out and get back to me.
Send me some porn while you're at it, I need a laugh.

-Rex

Being the helpful guy that he is, Rex lets his mate Ahmed know how much fun he's had with the bank.

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Hey there Hairy Bedfellow,

I've just sent that form off to the bank. Fuck a duck there were some hard questions in there but I think I answered everything correctly. I noticed there was no Sex: Question on it. I mean how is the bank supposed to know that Old Ironwang is hung like a Rabid Mongolian Moose on growth hormones? I don't want them to confuse me for a rabid bitch or something that's for sure.
Anyway, while we want for those banking assholes to get their asses into gear, I thought I'd find out more about you - after all, we're going to be best business buddies aren't we? So I've come up with a few questions that you can rack the grey matter to come up with some answers:

Favourite sport?
Favourite song of all time?
Do you prefer Milf or Bushpig?
Favourite Car?
Have you ever used a Gerbalhump?
What's your favourite position to slip the pork sword into the ham wallet?

Feel free to ask me any questions you like to get to know me better. One day I hope we get to the level of mateship where I'd allow you to have a crack at my ex-missus. One day for sure.

Hope the head is plentiful over there in China.

Cheers
-Rex

Yikes! A reply!

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Dear, I have just received your email and will respond to your questions later in the day.

I tried to call the numbers you gave me but operator said that the number is not valid. send me your full number with countrty and city code.

Hoping to hearing from you soon,

Ahmad.

Whoops, seems I put down a phone number belonging to a New Zealand shopping centre. I blame that damn payphone project site...Rex explains his communication problems.

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Hello Ahmed Bum Biter,

Sorry about the phone issue, I recently had one of those new fangled Black and Decker Angle Grinders installed and now the fucking phone doesn't know it's ass from it's elbow. That stupid company Tampax has changed my number 7 times in as many days because of 'Quality control issues' and that's probably why you couldn't get through. Or maybe a fish was biting the line between here and Africaland, I'm not sure. Anyway, I spoke to that retarded bitch Moira on the GMA network and she said that my new number is:

64-4-384-2359.

I hope that silly scrag got it right this time because I'm sick of picking up the phone and hearing that little bitch Nikki Webster sing about strawberries again. I'm fucking sick of that whiny little bitch and I hope someone blows out her kneecaps with a tyreiron.
Anyway when you get a sec, please answer those questions cos all I'm doing is scratching my left one and looking at gloryholes and I could do with some entertainment.

Hope the head is all good,
-Rex

Yawn....boring!

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Hello

I received your email and try to call me with this number +221 665 6441 as soon as you receive this email.

Yours ,

Ahmad Bello.

Me call him? Who the hell is he kidding?

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Almond,

What the fuck is wrong with your phones over there in Africaland? I've tried calling three times and everytime I get someone different! First up it was an old man who thought I was absolutely hilarious. While it was nice to cheer the old fucker up, I am keen to do business first and make geriatrics laugh later. Second time it was some women that claimed that she could predict the future. I said 'predict this bitch!' and hung up on her, but she called me back and said that she expected that. Touche. The last time I called, some retard called 'Usman Bello' said that he was going to 'chop my maga' or some shit. Now what the hell is that supposed to mean???
How about we stop with the phones? It's obvious that nothing phone related works in that country of yours. If you want to deal with me, use email only okay? It's starting to look like you couldn't get laid in a B and S ball with a fist full of tinnies at the moment.
And when the hell are you going to answer my questions dammit???

-Ironwang.

A week goes past. Rex might have lost this one. But like the persistant prick that he is, he fires off another salvo.

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Hey sheepfucker, where the fuck are you?

Pull your finger out of your ass and get emailing you little bitch. My money is getting cold.
-Rex

Well that woke him up...

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Hello Rex,
are you intersted in this transaction? if yes why are you insurting the bank they told me that you are insurting them that is why they keep silence to you, why do you whant to miss this transaction.

Ahmad

What did he say? I've never insurted anyone in my life Twisted Evil

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Rude to the bank?

They sent the wrong fucking form you goddamn worm, how the fuck am I supposed to fill out the right form if they fucking send me the wrong one? I don't know how things work over there in Africaland but here in Americacountry we can't wave our hands and instantly fix someone else's fuck ups can we? I mean shit a break that would be fun, one wave of my hands and every fucking commodore on the planet would go up in smoke. Now that's a miracle. Anyway shithead, pull your finger out of your ass and get me my money. Explain to the bank how they're a bunch of commie pinko bastards and they should apologise to me for sending me the wrong form. Then I'll help you with your transaction. Although I don't know why I'm helping you, you seem as useless as tits on a bull being shot with a gattling gun.

Get busy Assbed before I come over there and kick your ass all over tongotown.

Cheers
-Rex

Banks cannot lie? Oh he's a funny mugu this one...

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Dear Rex

please can you forward the form that bank give to you for me take good look of it because i believe that bank can not lie or provide you with a wrong form because many people are doing this transaction and they are suceeding on it with the help of the bank how will your own be defferent from others.

waiting to hearing from you soonest.

Ahmd Bello

Banks are never wrong! Just ask them!

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Asshole Bedfellow,

Geez you're a paranoid fucker aren't you? Let me guess, you woke up one day to find that some bitch had superglued your love wand to your bags of much fun. It's not much fun when a bitch does that is it? Took me a week to get all the glue off. I still have nightmares when I date a girl from a hardware store. Anyway kiddo, I've attatched the form those fuckwits sent me. Hurry the hell up and fix this problem because it's making my nuts itch and I'm sick of scratching.

Hope you enjoy some rabid man ass this weekend.

Cheers
-Rex

How much more abuse can this mugu take? Tune in next week when hopefully our villan Almond returns in THE ADVENTURES OF REX ENEFEX AND HIS WEAPON OF MASS CONFUSION. Wink

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Posted: Fri Nov 25, 2005 8:50 pm

Hysterical!!! Laughing

I hope the wanker mugu comes back for more!

Posted: Fri Nov 25, 2005 9:58 pm

I just replied to a scam from a certain B3ll0 Ahm4d, who's a cancer patient in the Phillipines... (sure) Coincidence? I think not. This guy better grab the bait, he's gonna have some deja vu feelings I'm sure Smile

Posted: Sat Nov 26, 2005 9:28 pm

Cause him pain! Very Happy

Posted: Sat Nov 26, 2005 10:08 pm

The bugger won't reply. You think he's grown wary of gmail accounts? lol

Posted: Sun Nov 27, 2005 9:33 am

@DJ...

Ahmed Bello wrote:

... because many people are doing this transaction and they are suceeding on it...

Did he just admit that he's running this scam on numerous other people? Twisted Evil

Posted: Mon Nov 28, 2005 2:43 am

^^^ I certainly hope not. I better tie him up some more with my crazed antics so he doesn't bother anyone else Very Happy

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Posted: Mon Nov 28, 2005 2:53 am

He's back and he's not happy. I am though, I love it when these guys are shitty at me, brings a warm feeling to my heart Very Happy

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mr man why do you desided at your old age like this to be lieing, i sumited the form to the bank and they told me that it is not the form they gave to you that you forward to me that you formulated that form with own hand.infact live the business am tiyed with you i have geting somebody who agree to do the transaction with me.

Oh no you don't you slippery monkey, you're not finished the the madness that is Rex Enefex just yet! Twisted Evil

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Mr Man?

Hey chuckles, the last time I looked, I had a name. A good name. A strong name. A name which in ancient times meant 'He with the weapon of mass destruction most great'. I do not like being called Mr Man. If you continue to do so, then I will forced to call you something you don't enjoy like Vinnie The Poofta.
Now Vinnie, I'm not sure what games you're trying to play here but I can see that they're not scrabble and they definately ain't trivial pursuit either. The bank made a mistake. Just like Mr and Mrs Hilton when they had Paris. They sent me the wrong form. They screwed the pooch so to speak. Actually scratch that, they wined and dined the dog first then took advantage of the poor beast when it was sleeping. And the thing that makes me feel like I've caught my own load in the face is the fact that they messed up and never apologised. I'm a forgiving man Vinnie, I mean I've forgiven you for the fact that you have no testicles, I've forgiven those rear action bandits at that ass backwards bank of yours and yet both of you have unzipped and let fly, right when I was snoring with my mouth open.
I'm giving you one more chance Vinnie The Poofta, get the bank to send me the right form and I'll fill it out. One more chance monkey nuts, put the pooch down and get back to work.

Up ya bum
-Rex

Okey dokes, back to work. More Vinnie as it comes to hand Very Happy

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Posted: Mon Nov 28, 2005 11:38 am

Tricky, to me, you will always be known as - 'Iron Wang of Fury'...

Top stuff.

Iron Wang of Fury... I'll be giggling for days.

Posted: Mon Nov 28, 2005 3:57 pm

Brilliant baiting technique! Any lad stupid enough to take all this slapstick and abuse is worth burning bad. Very Happy

Posted: Thu Dec 01, 2005 12:32 am

What to do with a mugu who won't return your messages because he's cracked it at you? You bait him from another account and keep up the fun for as long as possible. This time around Rex Enefex's ex estonian girlfriend takes Ahmed up on his offer. Only one problem, here English is pretty piss poor. Not that it'll stop Ahmed....

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Hullo Ahmeed,

Please forgive langwage, I not speak engleesh very good yes. I is from Estonia where father run many business. I interested lots in your deal to make me money lots so I can spend on punani.

Please be telling me what I be doing next yes?

kind retards
-Kym

Don't let poor language skills get in the way of possible money eh mugu? Very Happy

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Dear Kym Diamond

I really understood your situation, and I want to thank you for making out your time to reply me and proving your interest in doing the deal with me.

There is nothing much that is expected from you, than to send to me your full name and address, your telephone and fax numbers, and any of your Identity, as soon as I receive this requested information, I will start preparing all necessary documents to effect the transfer immediately.

But I want to advise you to keep this deal condidential, never to disclose it to any body that you are expecting some money, you know that people can be so jealous and they can change their colors when they hear or see money, I dont want anything happen to this money, I have trusted you that is why I contacted you for this deal. If you know that you cannot keep this deal secret/confidential please tell me immediately. call me at phone number 00221-567-1346 immediately you receive this email.

I await your urgent reply
Mr.A. Bello.

So many big words, can Kym cope?

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Hullo,

I be understanding much about your emailing and it making me smile. I am thinking you are honest man who is good to deal with and how they say in States United - 'mack daddy yo'. I get much of my Engleeesh from book called 'Estonian to Engleeesh'. It came out in year of 1935 and it still be best seller today in Estonian book mart. Please me and forgiving if sometimes words be making ill sense, I still learning wankerful language. I be hoping one day to speak Engleeesh fluidly.
Please be telling me what word 'condidential' be meaning please. I be looking in book here but closest explanation I can be finding is 'strange noodle cooked quickly.' Have you be tried Estonian noodle? Is not good.
My phone number here in Estonia be 265-098 and ask for the lady called the Kym. Kym being my name and Diamond being my name also. I am being named after famous rock and a band.
Please be telling me what to be doing the next? I hope you is being well and gripping of the shaft with much happiness.

Kind retards
-Kym (it be my name)

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Posted: Thu Dec 01, 2005 8:19 am

What better way to start the day than reading this? Smile

It put a smile on my face and made me laugh damn hard! Thank you. Smile

Posted: Fri Dec 02, 2005 2:04 am

"Kind retards"

Classic Laughing

Posted: Fri Dec 02, 2005 2:33 am

lololol very entertaining.

excellent. i look forward to the next installment.

Posted: Fri Dec 02, 2005 2:38 am

I love it, he thinks he's being nice to a girl who doesn't understand the language too well. If he knew that it was really Rex Enefex trying to shit him then he might have a different opinion... Twisted Evil

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Dear Kym Diamond

First I have to thank you for your email, and all you wrote are understood, I want to let you know that meaning of confidnetial is Secret. Please I ytold you to send your full name and address, your telephone and fax number, the phone number that you sent, what is your country telephone code number ?.

As soon as you send the full name and address, I will look for a lawyer that will make a power of attoney and nomination letter of claim in your name on my behalf, this will enable you strand as the co-beneficiary of the money, and as soon as they money is transfered to your account I will come over to meet you in your country for the sharing of the money and investment with you as joing investment venture.

You cann call me if you have any question.
Yours Sincerely
Mr. A. Bello

Now where's my Engleeesh to Estonian dictionairy?

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Hullo Akmed,

I do be smiling when i be reading your words, I be as happy as when I be getting an organism. Thanking you for explaining the word confadenteal, I used in sentence with friend on day of yesterday when I say 'Keep confidental, I be thinking brother of mine has crustacians.' You make me learn lots words and I very good happy to be speaking the Engleeesh. Maybe one day book I be writing! I be thanking you very much for happy happy explanation of tough words. I be speaking fluid Engleesh in flat no time.
Here be my contact details that you be needed to intial contact tally ho.

Kym Anjelique Diamond
35 Smirnoff Chaiser
Mugastanish dev
Estonia, Europe.

You already be holding my number of phoning, I ask my ex friend of boy about code number for country telephone and he said 'It be 0156 ext 23 silly bitch' (he always making me be laughing hut hut hut hut).
You be sounding like very nice man of business, I be looking forward with excellerant to be seeing you here in land of Estonia.

Love added lots of and kindest retards
-Kym

S.P I be attatched picture of myself for you to be checking out. I be hoping you find it favourable.

And suprise suprise, I look exactly like my favourite woman of wrestling, Beulah McGulicutty! I hope he's a fan Smile

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Posted: Fri Dec 02, 2005 3:15 am

lolol

it has inspired my sucki fucki mail. keep us posted. too funny is this.lol. hope u dont mind me stealing ur happy retards from you if my lad gets back to me.

Posted: Fri Dec 02, 2005 7:29 pm

@arthur - steal away mate, tis all good.

Even the weekend can't keep money hungry mugu Ahmed away...

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Dear Kym Anjelique Diamond

I am happy having you as my partner, and I pray that we shall make out some thing very mutual and profiting from the business relationship. I thank you very much for your details, I will send some a form to you as soon as possible, which you will fill and send to the bank for immediate transfer of the 12.5 million dollars to your account. Please do not deny me and my partners here the money because it is our last hope of survival in mean time. I have also taking your information to a lawyer this morning who will be helping us ii preoparing a power of attorney in your name and a normination letter of claim all in your name and the lawyer charged me 500 Euros, I have sent much money in getting some other vital document to help us in the transfer of the money to your account, please can you help me send the 500 Euros by western union so that I can pay the lawyer to enable him make the power of attorney in your name today nd I will send a copy to you as soon as its completed.

Send it with my name
Ahmad Bello
address: 112 Libertre 111
Dakar-Senegal.

and you send me the control number, text question and answer, including the sender's name. Please act fast and call me at 00221-567-1346.

Yours Sincerely
Ahmed Bello.

Western Union? What the hell? That'll never take off! Twisted Evil

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Hello my Ahmed Darling,

Thanking you I am for you doing the preying. I hope you devour crunchy animal. I am thinking of what to be doing with all this money, finally I can be buying a new tool for potato farm! I would like lots new tool with diamonds and maybe a silver tip. Also new automobilia would be dandy and fine. I talk to my exboyfriend and he be suggesting he be wanting a slice of spadger which be hot for day of christmas but I am unsure what he is talking about. I am also wondering who be Mr Western Union - I looking through book of phone numbers but no one in Estonia being called Mr Union. Will he be coming around to house of mine? Which outfit should I be wearing? Is he be like offal gentleman? In next mail of interweb please be telling me what time I be looking for Mr Union to be arriving. You also be not telling me how pretty I be in photomania I sending to you. Am I not enough pretty? In country of mine I win awards of plenty for both my potatoes and melons of mine.
Maybe you could be adding your photo for me to examination yes? I would be liking that very much as good friends we is now. I be liking our junction and can not be waiting for you to slip me a fermented meat product.

Much of those loves and pecks with the best of retards
-Kym

I be attatching more photograms for you to be enjoying muchly.

Come on Ahmed dammit, fall in love with me already! I'm dying to break your heart Very Happy

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Posted: Tue Dec 06, 2005 1:47 am

tolerant mugu isn't he? His reward will be a broken heart and a kick to the nuts. It's because I care Wink

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Hello Diamond

Thank you for your lovely picture, I most say you are very beautiful. I want to let you know that western Union if in a bank, its not some boy's name, its a means by which money is been sent to another country, fast and convenient, I told you to send some money to pay a lawyer that will help us get some documents for the bank to make the transfer, I have spent so much money on my side to secure some documents.

Please go to your bank 500 Euros, and the name below, tell the bank that you want to send some money by western Uinon to this name
Name, Mr Ahmad Bello, address: 112 Libertre 111.Dakar-Senegal. and they will direct you how to send it.

I will be waiting for your reply
Ahmad

Nice to know it's fast and convenient Very Happy

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Morning of good to you called Ahmed,

Thanking you I am for kind condiments. I do enjoy a man who do enjoy beautiful woman. Maybe I could be seeing picture of you too? I be thinking you be man who be headstrong and cocksure. I cannot be waiting to see picture of yourself being handsome men.
I have been in communication with olga from bank of Estonia and she telling me that nearest office dwelling of Union of the West be in town of Getfuct. Getfuct be 27 hemoglobens away so I will be travelling there on end of week to send money to Lawyer of yours. I be liking to go earlier but I have to be busy with shooting of models in local pagent of beauty this week. Boyfriend ex of mine be suggesting that I showing my Tasmanian map to be winning but I not sure what he be thinking of, he be having many ideas which be weird.
In time of mean however please be telling me more about your find self. What do you be liking for hobbies and interest? I enjoy dancing on pole, reading the poems, democracy researching and arrangement of flowers. Also what automobile do you be driving? Are you man of single status?

Blessings and retards
xoxo
-Kym

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Posted: Tue Dec 06, 2005 2:56 am

Just for the hell of it, lets go off on a tangent and make him follow Very Happy

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Hello darling,

At moment which is now, I am sad lots Sad

I send my picture to judge boss for entry of beautiful competition and he saying I be lots fat and too fat for competition! I really be wanting to kick him in the tenticles now, I go home back and shed tears. Please be looking at picture of mine and tell me what you be thinking, I am not ugly troll creature born of swamp donkey which be vicious be I?

I hope you be liking photogram I be sending, I need be cheering up now Sad

Very sad retards
-Kym

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Posted: Wed Dec 07, 2005 4:34 am

The Doctor of Love must have paid Ahmed a recent visit! Twisted Evil

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Dearest Diamond

I have seen all that you sent, I most first say that you are really so beautiful, I like you so much, I am still single ahave not seen who to marry, I hope I have seen you and want to know if you can marry me ?. But we can talk that as soon I transfer the money to your account then we can talk about how we can marry. You are beautiful I tried to call your phone but it was not going through, please write your phone number very well for me, your country code, city code and the other numbers that follows because I really want to hear your voice, abd you can call me on 00221-567-1346. Please try all you can and send the money by western union to the lawyer so that he can get all the documents in your name , which will make the bank transfer the money to you on my behalf.

Do not worry, you have found me, and I am for real love. As you ask me what are my hobbies, I love music, I love going out to beatch, I love reading novel and watching movies, I am very faithful, quiet, handsome, I dont smoke, but I drink occasionaly not always, I love yellow ladies like you, I love sex so much and I know how to do it. I will tell you more as soon as you send the money and I will like to invite you here so that I can hold you on my arms.

Please use this name below to send the money

Name, Mr Ahmad Bello,
Address: 112 Libertre 111.Dakar-Senegal.

and please after you send it you scan the transfer sleep and send it to me so that I can take the information writen there to pick up the money. I attach my picture for you.

Yours Sincerely
Ahmad.

Ugly monkey isn't he?

Oh well, I only have to PRETEND to like him. Even if he does think he's the greatest sex machine on the planet....

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Hello love of mine,

I be looking at your picture and excitement be gripping my lions. You are blessed with handsome man syndrome! I do be having thoughts about appearance of yours and I be seeing now you is very pretty man of fine styling. And what fine automobilia you be travelling in! Please be telling me what model of super wagon you find yourself driving.
My answer to you be YES! I be loving you to be marrying me! I am very alone at moment which is now, ever been since I broken up with boyfriend now ex of me, I be sad and widthing to be with man of good looking statue. Together we could be making of the love so sweet. I be liking how you be enjoying the sex, I too be enjoying the sex and be loving of the gripping of the shaft and the cupping of the balls. Please be telling me what be a yellow lady?
I too be loving of the music, I be enjoying many of the Flexing Funkmaster and the Windows. What be your favourite song of yours?
Like I been said, this weeking end I be travelling to getfuct to be doing the business in the western and the union. I also be shopping for nice dresses and underwear which be sexy for you to be enjoying yes? Please be telling me what you like a woman being wild to be doing in the room where the bed be located. I like to be pleasing you boy of bigness and look forward to you how they say, reciving it like a mongrel. I have attatched more photograms of me looking heated. Please in your next correspondance, you be sending more handsome photolia of you looking sharpened.

With lots of the love and plenty of the retards
Soon be wife of you
-Kym

And to fire him up...

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Posted: Wed Dec 07, 2005 5:36 am

hah you should just forget all the talk about money and just try to hook up with this mugu.

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lololol ... I laughed my balls off .. man, this is fun stuff, howcome there' s no more replies from the mugu? Did he lose interest?

Posted: Thu Dec 08, 2005 1:54 am

@Dutch419 - it's an ongoing bait this one, I put up his crap and my responses as I get em.

Right, back to our bizzare love story where we find Ahmed pining for both his new lady and her money. Can Rex (in the disguise of Kym) get his new husband to talk dirty? We can only hope Twisted Evil

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Sweetheart

I am happy I found you to my life, I cannot say one thing I love in you, but I love everything about you, you are really beautiful, I promise I will marry you as soon as I can be able to transfer the money there in your account, then I can come over to share my life with you, and we invest together as husband and wife. I promise you I will be there for you.Thank you for the compliment over my picture I will send more as soon as I scan them I promise you that. Mean while I want to thank you for the new picture you sent to me, you are realy and angel.

Please if you want us to meet as soon as possible it will all depends on the way you treated this business, so I advise you to make sure you send the money so that the lawyer can prepare all the legal documents to enebale my bank make the transfer of the money to your account.

With love, kisses and regards
Yours Man
Ahmad B.

I don't think his love is entirely genuine. But then again neither am I Very Happy

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Hello darling on mine,

I cannot be waiting for wonderful wedding belonging to ours. Uncle of mine Pissarat say he be cooking up some wild snatch he be hunting for day which be beautiful. I already be looking in centre of shoppings for wonderful dress to be wearing for special day of such. I am thinking I be wearing finest of boar skin over wonderful satin leggings of warmth. Please be telling me what you be wearing for day of wedding. Maybe you be showing me in photogram yes?
Like I be saying, I be catching wheeled transport to be arriving at Getfuct on weekend to be talking to people of wonderful nature at office of Western and his Union. There I be sending the monies to you darling husband creature of me to be paying for the shyster services.
Please, you have not be telling me what you like to be doing in the bedroom. Do you like to be doing of the mission impossible position? I be liking of page 27 in the Karma and the Sutra. I also be liking of the weilding of the strap on and the domination of the slave being male. I cannot be waiting to see more photograms of you looking the tough and the sexy. Please be sending me more pictograms of your beautiful of the family, I be liking to see my in laws of the future.

Lots of the hugging and the pecks and plenty of the retards for my love you.

xoxoxo
-Kym

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Posted: Fri Dec 09, 2005 3:23 am

Ewww, mugu love. It's a disgusting notion Confused

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My sweetheart

I want to let you know that I am very happy having you as my lovely wife, I have been seen you in my draems all night where we are wedding, I love you so much and I will be there for you till the rest of my life. About how I am in bed, I am very strong and can go a lady five rounds and I love to lick your private part, I know you will suck my dick, do you know how to do that ? I love it so much and I love you more than all I have now.

I just came back from work now and may not have time to scan some more pictures, I will do that by the weekend. Please honey try and go to the town where you will send the 500 Euros through western union money transfer, just write the name and address I gave to you and take it to the western Union and tell them you want to send money to the name and they will direct you how to do it, there after you scan and send to me the transfer slip by attachment via email.

I will be waiting to hear from you with lots of love, please I want to call you, just give me a good phone number where I can talk to you , because the formal number you gave to me was not going through. As for our wedding, we will talk about that as soon as the bank here transfer the money to your account there in your country to enable me come over immediately to be with you, and it will depend as soon as you send the money to the lawyer for his services and he will prepare all legal documents in your name.

Have a sweet dreams my love.
Ahmad

Right, now that I've just lost my lunch, it's time to throw a father in law style spanner in the works Twisted Evil

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Hello darling of mine,

You get me excitement with excited when I be reading your words which be hot. I be looking foward to the makings of love with you and cannot be waiting for you to be taking of my length which be mamoth.
I be telling my family about upcoming wedding between you and me too and family excited of many. Because you not be man of Estonia, father of mine be saying that you must be passing test of chug before we be allowed to tie some knots. I be hearing that it be easy test to be taking and when you be done with test, we can be married! I have been passed on your mail of email address like and he will be in communication with you in soon time to tell you about test of chug to prove you are man who is strong and real.
Please be scanning of the photograms more of you, I be excited to be seeing them. I be taking the journey of Getfuct this week of end and I be telling you soon how to be collecting of the monies.
I be dreaming of you with the blowing of load immesurably.
Talking soon to you I be my love

xoxo
-Kym

What every soon to be husband fears....the dreaded father in law. Mikael Diamond is no exception either as he puts the greedy mugu to the test...the chug test of Estinonia!

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HELLO SON OF MY IN LAW OF FUTURE,

SO YOU BE WANTING THE HAND BELONGING OF WHICH TO MY BEAUTIFUL DAUGHTER YES? I HAVE BEEN SEEING OF YOUR PICTOGRAPH AND I BE THINKING HANDSOME YOU ARE YES, TOGETHER YOU BE MAKING BEAUTIFUL CHILDREN LITTLE ONES YES.
BUT BECAUSE YOU IS NOT MAN OF ESTONIA, TO PROVE YOU ARE MIGHTY AND STRONG LIKE MAN OF ESTONIA, YOU MUST TAKE TEST OF CHUG AND BE SENDING ME PROOF OF THIS. I NOT BE LETTING MY DAUGHTER BE MARRYING OF WEAK MAN WHO CANNOT BE PASSING TEST OF CHUG YES?
I HAVE BE ATTATCHING PICTURE OF ESTONIA CHUG TEST WHICH BE DONE OVER MANY GENERATIONS, I WANT YOU TO BE DRINKING OF A EUROPEAN BEER NON STOP UNTIL BEER BE EMPTY AND I BE WANTING PHOTOGRIPING PROOF OF THIS. IF YOU CANNOT BE DRINKING OF THE BEER IN ONE GULP WITH HEAD OF YOURS TILTED ALL WAY BACK THEN YOU BE MAN OF WEAKNESS AND MY DAUGHTER WILL BE HAVING NOTHING TO BE DOING WITH YOU. YOUR BEST FRIEND MUST BE IN PICTOGRAM WATCHING YOU TO BE INSURANCE THAT YOU NOT BE CHEATING.
BE DOING OF THIS WELL, SENDING ME THE PHOTOS AND I BE GIVING YOU BOTH SOME MONIES AS PRESENT OF WEDDINGS YES?
I BE LOOKING FORWARD TO YOU BE THE PASSING OF THIS TEST AND A WELCOME THAT IS WARM TO THIS FAMILY OF MINE.

FATHER OF KYM
-MIKAEL DIAMOND

Bet he wished he never got involved with Rex...er I mean Kym now... Twisted Evil

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Posted: Fri Dec 09, 2005 7:22 pm

He's being nice to the father in law but watch him try to worm his way out of the chug test Very Happy

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Hello Sir

Thank you for your email, I hope you are doing good, I have been in love with your daughter and we love each other so much, I hope to be there before the 20th of this month for our formal marriage . I will write you in details when I come back from work, I am at work now.please send me a phone where I can call you, I really need to talk to you.

Have a nice Day
Bello A.

And then he annoys Kym some more...

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Hello mother of my children

How are you, and your family, I want to let you know that your daddy sent me an email today and I am very excited reading from my father inlaw to be. I want to let you know that I am very willing and serious to have you as my own wife and only, I love you so much, but my only problem is if you can give me a correct phone number so that I can talk to you and the whole family. please do that fast baby I love you.. Also I want to tell you that I want to be there before the 20th of December,that is why I am trying to advise you to please try and send the money I told you about to the lawyer, for him to prepare all the legal documents in your name so that my bank can transfer the money immediately to you bank account there in Estonia, so that I can come over to get married to you and we invest the money in a very good and profitable business there in Your country as husband and wife.

Tomorrow is weekend that you promised to send the money, please try and send it with the name and address I have given to you already, just go to western Union money transfer, its in a bank, tell them you want to send money by western union with the name I have given to you, and they will directed you what to do, the money needed by the lawyer is 500 Euros, and as soon as you send it, just scan the wester union transfer slip that will be given to you by the bank and send to me through email attachment.

with all my love
Ahmed.

And some more after that...

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My sweetheart,
I will like to marry you and love you with all my heart if you are really serious.You are the woman of my life.This is my pic.Pls try and go to the western union to send the money.So that we can move on.Pls can you call me now 00221 567 13 46
Alots of love
Ahmad.

Anyone seen my mugu before? And what's he doing in the second picture?? Pretending to fire an invisible AK47??

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