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This is my mate Ally Butte and benefactor Lina Obaseki

Dear Linda
Whats the matter with my passport scan? It was fine when I sent it. Try to view it again. What are demmurage charges? I wouldn't pay them if I were you.

Whats the address of the company in London? I'm here and might go round there.
ALLY

Dear Mr. Alistair Butte,
Thanks for your mail, I have been trying all my possible best to get you through your phone number that you sent to me, but the phone rang nobody pick the phone.
Moreover, I have recieved a call from the office of Global International Security & Finance Company and they told me that they have move their headoffice from London to the outside London at Derg in Holland, I was very shocked when I heard this and they explain to me that is because of the LONDON BUMB BLAST this is the reason why they move their office to DERG IN HOLLAND.
Although, they promise that when ever I make the payment the Diplomat will come to deliver the consignment to you in London .
Sir, I will like you to provide this Identification with your Age so that by Monday when I make the payment the Company will be able to contact you for the delivery of this consignment to you in London.
I will like you to understand this, please Mr. Alistair, I will like you to check your E-mail twice everyday.

Dear Linda
Thats the correct number. Maybe the International lines are playing up. Oh well not to worry.
I'm not surprised that GISFC moved to Holland. That London bumb blast was horrific. We actually heard it let rip and it was tremendously loud. The smell afterwards was awful and lingered for ages. The police were surprised that no-one followed through and they were amazed at the size of the skidmarks left at the scene. The undercrackers involved were completely and utterly decimated. I hope I never hear a bumb blast like that again in my lifetime.
Anyway, I'll send the attachment again, basically it opens fine here. What exactly happens when you open it?
Ally

To be continued....

Posted: Wed Nov 23, 2005 10:31 pm

London Bumb Blast? Must have been one hell of a party for them Very Happy

Posted: Thu Nov 24, 2005 9:27 am

loving that reply!!!

Posted: Thu Nov 24, 2005 8:46 pm

You know's you like it! Very Happy

Posted: Thu Nov 24, 2005 8:49 pm

Miss Norma Sardon wrote:

This is my mate Ally Butte and benefactor Lina Obaseki

Dear Linda
Whats the matter with my passport scan? It was fine when I sent it. Try to view it again. What are demmurage charges? I wouldn't pay them if I were you.

Whats the address of the company in London? I'm here and might go round there.
ALLY

Dear Mr. Alistair Butte,
Thanks for your mail, I have been trying all my possible best to get you through your phone number that you sent to me, but the phone rang nobody pick the phone.
Moreover, I have recieved a call from the office of Global International Security & Finance Company and they told me that they have move their headoffice from London to the outside London at Derg in Holland, I was very shocked when I heard this and they explain to me that is because of the LONDON BUMB BLAST this is the reason why they move their office to DERG IN HOLLAND.
Although, they promise that when ever I make the payment the Diplomat will come to deliver the consignment to you in London .
Sir, I will like you to provide this Identification with your Age so that by Monday when I make the payment the Company will be able to contact you for the delivery of this consignment to you in London.
I will like you to understand this, please Mr. Alistair, I will like you to check your E-mail twice everyday.

Dear Linda
Thats the correct number. Maybe the International lines are playing up. Oh well not to worry.
I'm not surprised that GISFC moved to Holland. That London bumb blast was horrific. We actually heard it let rip and it was tremendously loud. The smell afterwards was awful and lingered for ages. The police were surprised that no-one followed through and they were amazed at the size of the skidmarks left at the scene. The undercrackers involved were completely and utterly decimated. I hope I never hear a bumb blast like that again in my lifetime.
Anyway, I'll send the attachment again, basically it opens fine here. What exactly happens when you open it?
Ally

To be continued....

On a more serious note, these lads have no idea how much damage was caused, how the f**k can they even claim to be in the country at the time?

Some sick lads out there.

Posted: Thu Nov 24, 2005 10:17 pm

On a more serious note, these lads have no idea how much damage was caused, how the f**k can they even claim to be in the country at the time?

Some sick lads out there.[/quote]

Sick doesn't even begin to describe it, but to put a positive spin on it, it's another reason to keep going and give these lads hell, if they can use the bombings, tsunami, earthquake, etc to scam people, we have every justifiable right to continue what we are doing and also try and take the message to a wider audience, that has to be the goal, to educate more and more people so they can confidentally hit reply instead of delete.

Posted: Thu Nov 24, 2005 10:47 pm

We need to educate people to bait safely also though! Very Happy

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