LAZY LAD GETS B*TCH SLAPPED

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Posted: Fri Oct 21, 2005 8:25 pm

This is actually my first LAd since visiting this site recently. This is so much fun, im thinking of selling and promoting LAD STARTUP KITS, should be a great seller. Anyone want to invest? Send $59.99 WUXFER to.............. Laughing

So i copy and paste a letter from the frank_n_cents@temp board.
And were off....BLa Bla BLa BLa.....(ive read so many letters here i know the routine)....Bla..BLa

Quote:

> Subject: From Jerry
> Date: Fri, 14 Oct 2005 10:21:35 +0000
>
> MR.JERRY WILLIAM
> 01 BP 1246 COCODY
> ABIDJAN(COTE D'IVOIRE)
>
> HELLO,
>
> PERMIT ME TO INFORM YOU ABOUT MY DESIRE TO GO INTO
> BUSINESS RELATIONSHIP
> WITH YOU. I HAD THE REVELATION THAT YOU WILL
> SUCCESSFULLY ASSIST ME.
>
> I AM MR.JERRY WILLIAM, AN IVORIAN (IVORY COAST)
> NATIONALITY.THE ONLY CHILD
> OF MR AND MRS. OMO WILLIAM MY FATHER WAS A VERY RICH
> COCOA MERCHANT, BASED
> IN ABIDJAN; THE ECONOMIC CAPITAL OF IVORY COAST
> BEFORE HE WAS POISONED TO
> DEATH BY HIS BUSINESS ASSOCIATES ON ONE OF THEIR
> OUTINGS TO DISCUSS ON A
> BUSINESS DEAL.WHEN MY MOTHER DIED ON OCTOBER 24,
> 2002, MY FATHER TOOK ME SO
> SPECIAL SINCE I AM MOTHERLESS .
>
> BEFORE THE DEATH OF MY FATHER ON MARCH 26,2003 IN A
> PRIVATE HOSPITAL WHERE
> HE WAS ADMITTED, HE CALLED ME SECRETLY TO HIS BED
> SIDE AND TOLD ME THAT HE
> KEPT A SUM OF $30. 000 000 .00 DOLLARS IN A BANK IN
> ABIDJAN COTE D'IVOIRE
> ADVICED ME TO RUN OUT OF THE COUNTRY IMMEDIATELY.
> MEAN WHILE THAT HE USED MY
> NAME AS THE NEXT OF KING IN DEPOSIT OF THE FUND . HE
> ALSO EXPLAINED TO ME
> THAT IT WAS BECAUSE OF THIS MONEY HE WAS POISONED BY
> HIS BUSINESS PARTNER
> AND THAT I SHOULD SEEK FOR A FOREIGN PARTNER IN A
> COUNTRY OF TMY CHOICE
> WHERE I WOULD TRANSFER THIS MONEY AND USE IT FOR AN
> INVESTMENT PURPOSE, SUCH
> AS :
>
> REAL ESTATE INVESTMENT OR STOCK MARKET INVESTMENT
> .SIR, I AM HONOURABLY
> SOLICITING YOUR KIND ASSISTANCE
> AS FOLLOWS.:
>
> 1) TO PROVIDE A BANK ACCOUNT WHERE THIS MONEY WILL
> BE TRANSFERRED TO.
>
> 2) TO SERVE AS THE GUARDIAN OF THESE FUND, SINCE I
> AM A BOY OF 23 YEARS OLD.
>
> 3)TO MAKE ARRANGEMENT FOR ME IN YOUR COUNTRY TO
> CONTINUE MY EDUCATIONAL
> CAREER AND TO PROCURE ME A RESIDENTIAL PERMIT IN
> YOUR COUNTRY.I AM INCLINED
> TO OFFER YOU 20% OF THE TOTAL SUM AS A MODE OF
> COMPENSATION FOR YOUR EFFORTS
> AFTER THE TRANSFERRING OF THESE FUND TO YOUR
> NOMINATED ACCOUNT OVERSEAS. 5%
> IS FOR ANY EXPENSE THAT WILL BE MADE FOR THE
> TRANSFER, PLEASE SIR I WILL BE
> VERY HAPPY IF THIS TRANSACTION WILL BE CONCLUDED
> WITH IN SEVEN (7)WORKING
> DAYS FROM NOW.
>
> I AM EXPECTING HEARING FROM YOU AS SOON AS POSSIBLE
> N.B: SIR, I WILL LIKE
> YOU TO GIVE ME YOUR DIRECT TELEPHONE AND FAX NUMBER
> IN YOUR REPLY OF THIS
> PROPOSAL MAY ALMIGHTY GOD BLESS YOU AS YOU DO CARE
> FOR ME AMEN.
> THANKS FOR YOUR UNDERSTANDING.
>
> BEST REGARD
>
� MR.JERRY WILLIAM

Short Reply, just to let him know hes gotta put forth a little effort.

Quote:

JERRY,
PROVE TO ME THAT THIS MONEY EXISTS AND I WILL HELP
YOU.
BEN

Quote:

Dear Ben

I thank you for your mail and your interest ,I really want to invest
this
money with you that is why I contacted you to assist me invest this
money in
your country with trust and love.

the only thing you have to do now is for you to forward your banking
information to me so that I will forward it to the bank here where the
money
was deposited for onward transfer to your account. Also you have to
send me
your telephone and fax number very important when the bank here will
start
the process of the transfer,I will give you 20% of the total money
deposited
in the bank here,and 5% will be for any expenses made when transfering
this
money to your account ,for your telephone call and your transportation
.please the account information that the bank here needed for the
transfer
below.

1.the name of your bank.
2.the address of your bank.
3.the account number.
4.the full name of the beneficiary of the account.
5.your full address.
6.your telephone and your fax number

please send this information to me for the transfer.

Thanks

jerry

Jerrys proof that the money exists. IM SOLD

My first delay tactic, let him send me some id so that i can open a new account and add him to it.

Quote:

Hey Jerry,
Thanks for the information. After giving it much
thought, I will go to the bank tommorrow(Monday) to
open a new account. I dont want to use my personal
account for this deal. You will have to send me some
identification so that I can put you down as the
beneficiary of the new account.
thanks Ben

Next Day he sends information and id, seems hes putting forth a little effort to get this done. i dont respond because im supposed to be out trying to open a new account.

Quote:

Dear Ben,

i thank you for your mail and your effort.

MY NAME / JERRY WILLIAM
ADDRESS/RUE 12 AVE.8 MARCORY
ABIDJAN COTE D IVOIRE.

PLEASE OPEN THE ACCOUNT AND SEND THE INFORMATION

THANKS

JERRY.

Quote:

Dear Ben,

i have not heard from you,please i really need your help,open the
attachment
you will see my NATIONAL ID CARD.

thanks

best regards,

Jerry

just another faked id

Slap for being late with id, attach fake bank letter showing initial deposit of $3450.75, that should get him excited.

Quote:

Jerry , dont panic, I did get the account opened
yesterday. I have attached the Bank information.
however since you was late on sending me your
information , i was not able to add you to the
account.But the account is opened and is now able for
you to transfer the $30mil into it. Please be quick.
Ben Dover

Quote:

Dear Ben,

i thank you for your mail and your effort by forwarding your banking
information to me,i have send your banking information to the bank here
for
the process of the transfer.the bank told me that they will contact you
as
soon as possible,please as the bank here will contact you, i want you
to
cooperate with the bank here so that they will give us the best
service,you
are the one that will be giving me the information because not all the
time
that i will be going to the bank here.please i want you to tell me the
area
we are going to invest this money in your country?

thanks

jerry

He wanted to know where we are going to invest the money. Very Happy

I have been waiting for an opportunity to involve a space theme.
I can see the sign hes holding now- "BEN DOVER , I LOVE URANUS" Twisted Evil

Quote:

Jerry,
I know where we can invest the money. My friend works
for MCIAS COMMERCIAL SPACE INSTITUTE, located here in
New Orleans. Since Hurricane Katrina their project has
seen a budget crisis. Before the storm they were
diligently working on commercializing space flights
for civilians. Their goal was to have civilians visit
each planets by 20 years. If we was to invest our
money into that program im sure there would be 1000%
investment returns as soon as the program took off.
Let me know what you think about investing in the
Space Industry. thank you
Ben Dover

Ahhhh The bank finally comes into play Mad

Quote:

ECOBANK INTERNATIONAL CI
ABIDJAN COTE D IVOIRE
13 BP 3565 PLATEAU 13
ABIDJAN WEST AFRICA.
TEL/0022507517492
FAX/ 0022521279686
E-MAIL/ [email protected]

ATTN/ BENJAMIN L.DOVER.
SIR,
WE ARE HEREBY INFORMALING YOU THAT YOUR PARTNER MR.JERRY WILLIAM HAVE FORWARDED YOUR BANKING INFORMATION TO US HERE FOR ONWARD TRANSFER TO YOUR ACCOUNT.
WE WANT YOU TO RECONFIRM YOUR BANKING INFORMATION TO OUR BANK ONCE AGAIN TO AVOID MISTAKES WHEN EFFECTING THE TRANSFER.
YOUR BANKING INFORMATION FOWARDED TO US BELOW.
Name of the bank/ BANK OF NEW ORLEANS

Bank address: 1522 ROBERT E.LEE BLVD.NEW ORLEANS.LA 70122.
Account number. 52977381
Name of beneficiary: BENJAMIN L.DOVER..

ROUTING NO:000623457

DEPOSIT AMT:3450.75

ACCOUNT BALANCE:3450.75

BANK/TEL/5042833478
SO RECONFIRM IT BY MAIL IMMEDIATELY SO THAT WE CAN MOVE TO NEXT STAGE.CALL THE BANK VERY IMPORTANT BEFORE WE CAN TRANSFER THIS FUND TO YOUR ACCOUNT.ALSO SEND YOUR TELEPHONE AND FAX NUMBERS VERY IMPORTANT.

THANKS FOR YOUR CO-OPERATION.
YOURS SINCERELY,
DR.ERIC BOBITO .+22507517492
INTERNATIONAL REMITTANCE MANAGER

Well in not into chit chat so i just concur

Quote:

I confirm that the information you have is correct.
thank you
Ben Dover

The Western Union Request. Im suprised they didnt go for the entire $3450.75. they only ask for $1050.00. Awwww they do care.

Quote:

ATTN/ BENJAMIN L.DOVER.

WE THANK YOU FOR YOUR RECONFIRMATION OF YOUR BANKING INFORMATION,WE ARE READY NOW TO TRANSFER THE FUND TO YOUR ACCOUNT,BEFORE THIS TRANSFER WILL BE MADE,WE HAVE TO DO CHANGING OWNERSHIP HERE IN THE HIGH COURT WITH YOUR NAME AND YOUR ADDRESS BECAUSE YOU ARE THE NEW BENEFICIARY OF THE FUND NOW .OUR BANK LAWYER HAVE ALREADY SEND YOUR ADDRESS AND YOUR NAME TO THE HIGH COURT NOW, AND THE HIGH COURT IS IN THE PROCESS OF THE DOCUMENT,THE HIGH COURT SAID THAT YOU ARE GOING TO PAY THE FEES OF $1,050.00 FOR THE CHANGING OF OWNERSHIP.AS SOON AS WE OBTAIN THIS DOCUMENT FROM THE HIGH COURT WE ARE GOING TO SEND YOU THE COPY OF THE DOCUMENT TO YOU BEFORE TRANSFERING THE FUND TO YOUR ACCOUNT.72 HOURS YOU WILL RECEIVE THE FUND INTO YOUR ACCOUNT.

FURTHERMORE,WE ONLY ADVISE YOU TO SEND THE MONEY THROUGH WESTERN UNION MONEY TRANSFER WITH THE NAME OF OUR SECRETAIRY MR.CHRISTIAN WOBO HE WILL GO AND GET THE MONEY FROM THE OFFICE OF WESTERN UNION MONEY TRANSFER.AND OUR BANK LAWYER WILL GO AND OBTAIN THE DOCUMENT FROM THE HIGH COURT.PLEASE KINDLY SEND THE MONEY AND SEND THE INFORMATION BELOW.

1.THE NAME OF THE SENDER.
2.THE CONTROL NUMBER.
3.QUESTION AND ANSWER.
AS SOON AS THIS DOCUMENT IS WITH US HERE WE ARE GOING TO TRANSFER THE FUND TO YOUR ACCOUNT IMMEDIATELY.BECAUSE YOU ARE THE NEW BENEFICIARY OF THE FUND NOW.WITHOUT THE DOCUMENT WE CAN NOT TRANSFER THE FUND ASIDE THE COUNTRY,THAT IS THE LAW HERE.AWAITING YOUR MUST URGENT RESPONSE.

THANKS FOR YOUR CO-OPERATION.

YOURS SINCERELY,

DR.ERIC BOBITO.

INTERNATIONAL REMITTANCE MANAGER

Let the bank know Jerry will rush right over to take care of the fees. Cool

Quote:

Mr Bobito,
Thank you for your quick reply. I apprciate your hard
work and efforts in this matter. I shall have my
partner present fees immediately.
thank you
Ben Dover

Make Jerry hurry up and pay the fees so i can get my $$$$$$$

Quote:

Jerry,
I am happy to say that the bank has been confirmed and
we "now have the money". I hope you are as happy as I
am.Please go to the bank and attend to the fees they
are requesting. Life as we know it has changed for the
better.
Thank you for everything,
Ben Dover

Jerry doesnt seem to like being asked to take part in anything involving fees.

Quote:

Dear Ben,

i thank you for your mail, when i received your mail i went to the bank
here
to tell them to withdrew money from the account,and the bank told me
that my
late father deposited the money in the SUSPENSE ACCOUNT nobody will
withdrew
money from the account,that the bank here can not withdrew money from
the
account only for onward transfer,please i want you to understand my
condition now that i do not have the money to pay for the
document,please i
want you to help me out so that they will do the changing of ownership
with
you name and transfer the money to your account.please you are only the
hope
that i have now,help me because God ,and God will help you and your
family.

thanks

best regards,

Jerry

Im mad now time to B*TCH SLAP this LAD and give him demands. Embarassed

poor fellow i hope i didnt hurt his feelings.

Quote:

Jerry, Because you was late on sending me your ID
card, I was not able to add you to the new account.
Now because you was late, you dont have access to the
new account. How can you pay the bank fees if you dont
have access to money? I put more than enough money
into the new account to cover these meesly fees. If
you would have been faster you could have took care of
everything yourself. But instead I do the work.
Now, the bank asked for us to send them the fee money
through western union. Because you are poor,You asked
me to send them the fee money for us.
Now, I am fed up because I have been searching all day
for a western union office. Since the hurricane
flooded the city there is not any business opened
except bars and resturants. Ive searched all day and
none of them have western union. All the western union
outlets are gas stations which are either destroyed or
dont have communications back yet. It is hot and I am
tired. I have been running around for YOU three days
in a row now. You are gonna have to get off your lazy
ass and do something because Im tired of doing all the
work while you just sit, click emails and pussy foot
around. We could have already had all $30Million in
OUR account if you would do something, anything.
Now that I have let out my frustration. Here is what I
want you to do.
1. Go back to the bank and ask them for an alternative
way besides western union to pay the fee. For now on
you will be the sole bank contact.

2. I want you to find out who Christian Wobo is and
get a copy of his "Bank Creditials" also I would like
a copy of Dr Bobitos bank creditials also.

3. I want you to sign a partnership trust form
agreement so that when I do send the bank fees, I know
I wont get screwed when the money is finally in our
account.

4. I want you to get a copy of all the paperwork the
bank has prepared up to this point and send to me.

There will be no negotiation. You will have to get off
your ass and quit being lazy. I am tired of doing
everything.

Thank you in advance,
Ben Dover

Thanks me for my previous email and gives lame excuse why he cant get to the bank

Quote:

Dear Ben Dover,

i thank you for your mail and your effort,i really want to invest this
money
with you in your country with trust and love.i want you to understand
that i
am not the one that deposited the money in the bank here it was my late
father that deposited the money in the bank here ,i contacted you to
assist
me invest this money in your country,please i really need your help,so
that
they will transfer the money to your account.

For the bank here ,I knows MR.CHRISTIAN WOBO as the SECRETARY of the
bank.For DR.ERIC BOBITO is the INTERNATIONAL REMITTANCE MANAGER of the
bank.

please i want you to contact the bank and tell them about the western
union
problem in your country.

please for the paperwork the bank has prepared,you are now the customer
of
the bank ,you have the right to ask them this qustion not me,because i
am
not the bank.
for the partnership agreement i will send it to you as soon as
possible.

please this is my advise to you about the bank here,i want you to
understand
that the bank here want to transfer the money to your account,please
do not
ask them the question that will make them not to transfer the money to
your
account,because there is question that you will ask them they will not
response to you,because we are the owner of the money and we want the
bank
to transfer to your account we have to coopreate with them not to ask
them
question,please i want you to understand that you are dealing with the
bank.i want you to cooperate with them so that they will give us the
best
service.

thanks

best regards,
Jerry

He sends an argeement

Quote:

Dear Ben Dover,

As i told you that i will send you the partnership agreement,open the
attachement you will see the agreement sign it and send it back to
me.please
try all your best to send the money to the bank as you told me,may God
be
with you and your family.

thanks

best regards,

jerry.

I was going to type out a stupid agreement and send it to him to fill out but he saved me thtrouble and did one himself. Good Boy . Now I tell him it needs to be handwrtien.

since jerry refuses to handle the bank i will insult him some more agree to do it myself.

Quote:

I dont know why it is so hard for you to do anything.

The agreement has to be HANDWRITEN lazy ass.
I will symathize and contact the bank myself. And
when I receive Bobito & Wobo bank creditials I will
forward the fees to them. You never told me what you
think about my plan to invest the money into the
Civilian Space Program.
Thank You for sending me the Agreement I asked for but
I have to ask you to hand write it. The
reason . When the$30mil is in OUR account, I want to make sure that I
have a legal right to my percent. Remember I do TRUST
YOU, Jerry. I just need this before the money is
transfered into our account so that I can ease my
mind.

thank you very well,
Ben Dover

Fire off a letter to the bank and insult Jerry in the process.

Quote:

ATTENTION:
I REGRET NOT GETTING BACK MORE QUICKLY BUT MY PARTNER
JERRY IS A LAZY BUFOON AND WILL NOT DO ANYTHING EVEN
THOUGH HE LIVES CLOSE. SO I MUST TAKE CARE OF ALL THIS
BUSINESS THREE THOUSAND MILES AWAY.

MR BOBITO, I AM HAVING DIFFICULTY IN FINDING AN OPENED
WESTERN UNION OUTLET HERE IN NEW ORLEANS. I SPEND ALL
DAY YESTERDAY SEARCHING AND ALL THE GAS STATIONS THAT
USE WESTERN UNION WAS EITHER DESTROYED OR NOT OPENED
BACK YET OR NO COMMUNICATION. THE ONLY BUSINESSES THAT
SEEM TO BE OPERATIONAL ARE BARS AND RESTURANTS, WHICH
NONE OF THEM HAVE WESTERN UNION. THIS HAS BEEN VERY
FRUSTRATING TO ME AS IT IS VERY HOT AND I AM VERY
TIRED. MY PARTNER WILL NOT DO ANYTHING WHILE I SLAVE
AROUND THIS CITY AND OPEN BANK ACCOUNTS AND SEARCH FOR
WESTERN UNION OUTLETS AND FILL OUT AND SEND FORMS.

NOW WE COME TO YOU AND ASK FOR THESE THINGS WHICH I
NEED SO THAT WE CAN CLONCLUDE THIS BUSINESS AND LIVE
HAPPILY EVER AFTER.

1. ALTERNATIVE METHOD TO PAY THE FEE.

2. I WOULD LIKE TO SEE A COPY OF ERIC BOBITO, AND
CHRISTIAN WOBOs BANK CREDITIALS.

3. I WOULD LIKE TO HAVE A COPY OF ALL THE PAPERWORK
THAT HAS BEEN FILED REGUARDING THIS TRANSACTION SO
FAR.

PLEASE DONT THINK I AM BEING RUDE, IT IS JUST WHEN
$30MIL IS AT STEAK, I WANT TO EASE MY MIND.

THANK YOU
BEN DOVER

The banks sends me a rude letter back because i asked questions

Quote:

ATTN/ BENJAMIN L.DOVER.

WE THANK YOU FOR YOUR MESSAGE,WHO ARE YOU TO ASK OUR BANK TO SEND YOU ERIC BOBITO, AND CHRISTIAN WOBO BANK CREDITIALS .I DR.ERIC BOBITO IS THE INTERNATIONAL REMITANCE MANAGER.MR.CHRISTIAN WOBO IS OUR BANK SECRETARY.THAT IS ALL WHAT WE CAN TELL YOU.DO YOU WANT US TO TRANSFER THE FUND TO YOUR ACCOUNT OR NOT? WE ARE HERE TO TRANSFER THE FUND TO YOUR ACCOUNT.AS SOON AS WE RECEIVE THE MONEY FROM YOU OUR BANK LAWYER WILL GO AND OBTAIN THE DOCUMENT FROM THE HIGH COURT BECAUSE THE DOCUMENT IS READY NOW IN THE HIGH COURT.WE ARE HERE TO TRANSFER THE FUND TO YOUR ACCOUNT.

THANKS FOR YOUR CO-OPERATION

YOURS SINCERELY,

DR.ERIC BOBITO

INTERNATIONAL REMITTANCE MANAGER.

Time to B*tch Slap Jerry some more because the bank was rude.

Quote:

Jerry, The bank is upset because i asked them for
credentials. You bonehead, You didnt go in person like
i asked and now they write me an angry letter. I will
not be talked to this way. Get off your FAT ASS and
get the creditials and paperwork and find out how i
can send them the fee money. Jesus, you beg and beg
for help but you dont do anything. I do not like lazy
people. I have done nothing but run around for you all
week. This is YOUR bank, you deal with YOUR bank. OUR
bank is here awaiting the $30mil. Do you not
understand how much $30,000,000 is? It is more money
than you would ever be able to spend in your life.
Please quit acting like a spoiled child and lets get
this done so that we may have better lives.

Looks like Jerry wants to start all over again, at least he went to the trouble of handwriting the agreement.

Quote:

Dear Ben Dover ,

i thank you for your mail,as i told you before you sent the message to
the
bank here,i want you to understand that our interest in the bank is our
money to be transfer into your account,please i want you to send the
money
to the bank so that they will get the document and transfer the money
to
your account,i want you to know that i am not lazy in this
transaction.please open the attachement you will see the partnership
agreement handwriten sign it and send it to me ,please the bank told me
that
the document is ready now,contact them send money to them.i really have
trust on you never you fail me as i have trust on you.

thanks

best regards,

jerry.

What an idiot. My country of columbia. Looks like another agreement will have to be made. tell him columbia is a city in the USA.

I think i will hold off on pointing out his errors for now and just dish out more verbal abuse. And let him know to prepare to be roomies for a couple of days. Cool

Quote:

You dimwit, Why didnt you go to the bank and ask them
in person for another way we can pay the fee besides
western union?!? Your father must be proud of the way
you are handling his money. There is too much money on
the line for you to screw it up. Forget it, I have
decided that you are too incompetent to handle any
matters. So I must travel all the way to your country
just to take care of stuff that you are to lazy to do
there. I am scheduling my trip now so expect me to
arrive sometime tuesday the 25th. Is your address Rue
12 Ave 8 Marcoy, still correct? I will be staying with
you so, Tell your family to expect company for a
couple of days until we get this taken care of. I hope
your wife is a good cook. We will both go to the bank
together Wednesday and take care of everything at
once. I look forward to seeing you then .
Ben Dover

Decided to tell the bank to be expecting us

Quote:

Dear Sirs:
Thank You for your patience and understanding. Me and
my partner Jerry Williams will be arriving at your
bank Wednesday the 26th for completion of the
transfer.
I am looking forward to the meeting.
thank you
Ben Dover

What a suprise, jerry doesnt want to be roomies. hes scared for his life and thinks my presence will be the death of him.

Quote:

Dear Ben Dover,

i thank you for your mail,when i receive your mail i went to the bank
here
to as them if there is another way to send the money to them and the
bank
told me,that i should tell you to send the money through MONEY GRAM
TRANSFER
with the name they send to you Mr.Christian Wobo,that if you can not
send
money the they will send you the account of the office in the high
court so
that you will send the money to them.as you told me that you will come
to my
country,please i want you to go through the PROPOSAL i sent to you
first,i
told you that my late father said i should not tell anybody about this
transfer for security reason and for my life,because if you come here
the
people that kill my father will know that the bank here want to
transfer
this money to your account,and they will try to kill me as they killed
my
father,please i want you to understand my condition now,i want you to
stay
in your country so that the bank here will transfer the money to your
account,that is why i contacted you,please here will make the people
that
kill my father to trasing my life because nobody knows that the bank
here
want to transfer the money to your account,please if you know that you
love
me and life please stay in your country so that the bank here will
transfer
the money to your account.do not come here for security reason and my
life.please tell the bank to send you account to send the money,are you
telling me that no western union in your country? from now i will act
faster so that the bank will transfer the money to your account now

thanks

best regards,

jerry.

i hate you jerry, time for an ultimatum, and point out his agreement mistakes. A little b*tch slapping doesnt hurt either.

Quote:

JERRY, I AM VERY DISAPPOINTED. WHAT ARE YOU SOME KIND
OF CRACK MONSTER? I AM FED UP TO THE POINT WHERE I
WANT TO SAY FORGET THE WHOLE THING AND TELL YOU TO
FIND SOMEONE ELSE TO HELP YOU BECAUSE YOU ARE ABOUT AS
BRIGHT AS A SACK OF ROCKS.
IF YOU WENT TO THE BANK, WHY DIDNT YOU GET THE
PAPERWORK AND CREDENTIALS THAT I ASKED YOU TO GET
DAYS AGO?
AS I WAS PRINTING OUT THE AGREEMENT YOU SENT I NOTICED
THAT YOU PUT MY COUNTRY AS COLUMBIA?!? I LIVE IN THE
USA YOU DIPSHIT. COLUMBIA IS THE NAME OF THE CITY I
LIVE IN. COLUMBIA, LOUISIANA USA. IT IS 2 MILES FROM
NEW ORLEANS.
I THINK YOU KNEW THAT, BUT WAS TRYING TO FIND A WAY TO
FLIM FLAM YOUR WAY OF TAKING MY SHARE OF THE
$30MILLION. I NEED ANOTHER AGREEMENT DONE CORRECTLY
BEFORE I INVEST ANY PERSONAL MONEY.
YOU DONT WANT ME TO COME MEET YOU SO WE CAN TAKE CARE
OF THIS ONCE AND FOR ALL. IT WOULD BE THE EASY WAY TO
DO IT. IF I WAS YOU I WOULD BE AFRAID FOR MY LIFE TOO.
IM SUPRISED SOMEONE AS DUMB AS YOU WOULD HAVE LIVED
THIS LONG.
YES THERE IS WESTERN UNION ALL OVER IN MY COUNTRY.
JUST NOT WHERE I LIVE BECAUSE OF THE HURRICANE. I
THOUGHT I TOLD YOU THAT. I SEARCHED THE PHONEBOOK FOR
MONEYGRAM AND FOUND OUT THAT THERE IS ONE IN A MOTEL
ACROSS TOWN. SO AT LEAST WE HAVE A WAY TO GET THE
MONEY TO THE BANK. BUT I WILL NOT MONEYGRAM ANYTHING
UNTIL I GET A LEGITIMATE AGREEMENT FROM YOU. I WILL
NOT PAY THE FEES FOR YOUR POOR ASS UNTIL I KNOW I WILL
GET WHAT IS RIGHTFULLY MINE.
ALSO I WONT GET AN OFFICIAL RECIPT WHEN I DO PAY THE
FEES THROUGH MONEYGRAM. SO IT IS UP TO YOU TO PROVIDE
ME WITH CHRISTIAN WOBO BANK CREDENTIALS SINCE I AM
SENDING THE MONEY TO HIM. IF YOU CANNOT GET OFF YOUR
SORRY ASS AND DO IT THEN I MUST INSIST ON SENDING THE
FEES TO YOU PERSONALLY SO YOU CAN MAKE THE PAYMENT IN
PERSON AND GET AN OFFICIAL RECEIPT.

SO WITH ALL THAT SAID HERE IS THE SITUATION AS IT
STANDS:

1. YOU MUST REDO OUR AGREEMENT BECAUSE YOU SCREWED UP
THE LAST ONE.

2. YOU MUST GET THE BANK CREDITIALS AND A COPY OF ALL
PAPERWORK THAT HAS BEEN FILED SO FAR FROM MR WOBO IF
WE ARE GOING TO PAY THE FEES THROUGH MONEYGRAM.

3. IF YOU CANT GET THE CREDENTIALS AND PAPERWORK THEN
I MUST SEND YOU THE FEES AND MAKE YOU PAY IN PERSON SO
THAT YOU CAN GET A RECEIPT.

4. IF YOU CANT DO ANY OF THE ABOVE THEN I WILL
PERSONALLY COME TO YOUR HOUSE AND WE WILL TAKE CARE OF
THIS TOGETHER.

PLEASE QUIT BEING A HARD ASS. THIS IS TOO MUCH MONEY
FOR YOU TO BE SCREWING UP. YOUR FATHER SHOULD BE ROLLING IN HIS GRAVE.

BEN DOVER

and that leads us to now, i will update later but just wanted to get some opinions and suggestions.......
thanks for looking.

Posted: Sat Oct 22, 2005 3:38 am

Ben - you are doing great work, I am surprised to hear this is your first!

No suggestions from me, you are well in control and making these lads work. Keep us posted!

Posted: Mon Oct 24, 2005 10:10 pm

Looks like jerry is still persistant and decided to let me send his fee money directly to him. He also wrote another agreement letter.

Quote:

Sat, 22 Oct 2005 12:20:07 +0000

Dear Ben Dover,

i thank you for your mail and your effort,please open the attachement
you
will see the partnership agreement sign it and send it back to me.

as i told you before that our interest now in the bank is only for them
to
transfer the money to your account.

the only thing that i will tell you now,if really you want the bank to
transfer the money to your account,kindly send the money through
MONEYGRAM
with my name JERRY WILLIAM,i will send the money to the bank here and
get
the payment RECEIPT from them and send it to you immediately.

because if i go to the bank to ask the CHRISTIAN WOBO BANK CREDENTIALS
the
bank here will not response to me,as you ask them before and day did
not
response to you,please i want you to understand that our interest is
the
money that was deposited in there bank.we only want them to transfer
the
money to your account only.i have trust on you and i want to invest
with you
with trust and love,you are only the hope that i have in my life
now,please
send the money with my name so that i will send it to the bank.as soon
as
you send the money through moneygram send the information to me ,to
enable
me receive the money.

thanks for your understanding,

best regards,

jerry.

He sent another agreement letter but i find more excuses to get him to do it over again and dish out more insults.

I didnt have time to think about a responce so i just fired this at him.

Quote:

Jerry,
Dont think for one minute that i dont see through your
evil ways. You sir are a very crafty thief or the
dumbest most ignorant idiot on earth. You didnt think
I would notice your trickery did you. I almost didnt
catch it myself. You have been sending me agreements
with the amount of $30 instead of $30,000,000. Haha I
am not a fool. You didnt think I would notice that
$30.000.000 is actualy just plain $30. A "." and a ","
makes the amount totally different. If you wish to
continue You must send me an agreement which states
Thirty Million Dollars, and not Thirty Dollars. You
write the amount as "US$30,000,000.00 (Thirty Million
US Dollars and Zero Cents)". I had already found a
moneygram office and was about to send you the fee
money before I noticed your trickery. You will have to
correct the agreement before I continue being your
partner in this deal. I dont like being tricked.
Ben Dover

I havent gotten a responce back today so he may have gotten tired of writing agreements and getting insulted.

Posted: Tue Oct 25, 2005 8:39 pm

Jerry is still busy writing agreements.... poor poor fool. I hope he didnt get writers cramp. all the letters and agreements he is sending me is like 2 to 3 mb bmps. Im having to size them down to like 15% to post here. I feel so special that he is going to all this trouble for little ol me.

Quote:

Date: Tue, 25 Oct 2005 11:48:56 +0000

Dear Ben Dover,

i thank you for your mail,you can see the correction now open the
attachement,please i want you to act faster so that the bank will
transfer
the money to your account,i really have trust on you.never you fail me
as i
have trust on you.send the money and send the money gram form to me.

thanks

jerry.

Let me praise jerry for his efforts and add in a few more insults. I bet he cant wait to for me to send him the money so that he can screw me.

Quote:

Good Job Jerry,
Thanks for finally, filling out the agreement the
proper way. Now to the next step.
This is very important so dont screw this up like you
did everything else.
I will withdraw enough money for the bank fees from
out new New Orleans Bank account this afternoon when I
get off work. The moneygram station will be closed by
the time I have that done but thats ok.
Tomorrow morning I will go by the moneygram office and
send you the bank fees.
When I arrive at work, I will scan the moneygram form
and attach it to you in an email. That way you will
have all the information you need to withdraw the
money.
You need to go directly to the bank and pay the fees
and get an official receipt from the bank. You need to
scan it and send it to me immediately. Also you need
to notify me as to when the bank will be releasing the
funds into our account.
Then you need to purchase a plane ticket to New
Orleans and arrive as soon as you can, so that we can
divide the funds accordingly.
Whatever you do, dont be a ignorant lazy dumbass and
screw this up.
Ben Dover

He loves to thank me for my mail when i bash him.

Quote:

Date: Tue, 25 Oct 2005 18:44:00 +0000

Dear Ben Dover,

i thank you for your mail and your effort,as soon as i receive the
money
from you ,i will send the money to the bank and get the receipt from
them,i
really have trust on you i will be happy to meet with you and invest
with
you with trust and love.may God be with you and your family.

thanks

best regards,

jerry

Did he say he would send the money to the bank?!? No no that wont do.

Quote:

No, You Idiot , You will not send them the money, you
will take it to them personally. Can you not follow
instructions? Please read my last message carefully.
You sound like you are already screwing up. YOU BETTER
FOLLOW MY INSTRUCTIONS EXACTLY!
Ben Dover

I am about at the end of this trail. Besides sending a few large dlls for the mg scan. Does anyone have any suggestions i could use to keep his hopes up longer?

Posted: Sat Oct 29, 2005 6:08 am

I have spent the last few days sending dll and "form 40"s.Maybe its because he got tired of my verbal abuse but he refuses to fill in the "form 40". suprises me since he was so eager to do everything else as ordered. Anyways the last few emails arnt worth posting but this lad does go the extra effort. I never asked for photos but you might just have the chance so im displaying his email if anyone wants a shot. Even if its just to say hi. Please dont flood his email with spam because he dont like that.

Quote:

From: "jerry william" <[email protected]> Add to Address Book Add Mobile Alert
Subject: you are stupit
Date: Fri, 28 Oct 2005 15:48:29 +0000

Dear Ben Dover,

you are a fall and stupit to tell me to fill the form.

jerry

This one is "Done and Done". not bad for my first, but i know i can do better as i am working on "2 Face the rap artist space cadet"

Posted: Sat Oct 29, 2005 8:25 am

That was good Ben. just to keep the love alive with Jerry. I think you should email him with an apology. Tell him all about frustrations and personal problems you've been having of late. You didn't mean to be so rude and callous, but you just can't stand incompetence. Then ask him to relax, and fill out the form once more. Then sooner or later the lithium will wear off and you can revert to your schizophrenic abusive personality, who you'd named Captain Bobo... ahhh lithium...

I always find a nice 'I'm sorry' can really invigorate a bait. Then slap twice as hard. When things screw up.

I did like the bait though. very entertaining.

NN

Posted: Sat Nov 05, 2005 2:13 am

thanks NN, that modality worked well.

He never responded when i sent him this:
Mad

Quote:

Who ARE YOU TO TELL ME I AM STUPID. tHAT WAS THE LAST
STRAW. I AM THROUGH WITH YOU IDIOT. yOU CAN DO NOTHING
RIGHT. TOMMORROW I WILL TAKE MY FEE MONEY BACK AND I
WILL CLOSE THE ACCOUNT THAT I OPENED FOR US. I HOPE
YOU CAN FIND SOMEONE TO DO AS MUCH AS I DID FOR YOUR
LAZY ASS. YOU ARE A STUPID IDIOT. I HATE YOU AND I
DONT WANT YOU TO EVER EVER ASK ME FOR HELP HELP AGAIN
BECAUSE I WILL NOT. YOU CANT DO ANYTHING. CONSIDER OUR
PARTNERSHIP VOID. NEVER EMAIL ME AGAIN. I AM GOING TO
THE POLICE WITH YOU BECAUSE YOU ARE A LAZY DISHONEST
PERSON THAT TELLS LIES.

so a few days later i used your advice and sent this-
too funny how i changed personalities

Quote:

Subject: FRIEND

Hey Friend,
I hope you are doing well today. Where do we stand
with the transfer? Please I am worried that you found
someone else to give your money to.
Ben

allright not game over yet

Quote:

Dear Ben Dover,

if you are interested and not joking with me,kindly send the money to
the
bank for the document that is only what i have to tell you and sign the
agreement and send it to me.i am giving you three days now to show your
interest or i will look for somebody in your country that will help me

jerry

another spark of hope, perhaps i can get him to write more agreements

Quote:

Hello friend,
Great News, Western Union office opened yesterday. So
now I can send the bank fee to them without any
problems. But im sorry to say that when you made me
mad the other day I deleted all the emails including
the bank info and the agreement. So if you could
resend the agreement and get me the bank details I
will send the fee money and agreement quickly.
thank you,
Ben Dover

he sent me another agreement except its the same as the last one he sent.

Quote:

Dear Ben Dover,

you can see the agreement again attached in your box sign it and send
it
back to me.

THE CONTACT OF THE BANK BELOW.

ECOBANK INTERNATIONAL CI
ABIDJAN COTE D IVOIRE
13 BP 3565 PLATEAU 13
ABIDJAN WEST AFRICA.
TEL/0022507517492
FAX/ 0022521279686
E-MAIL/ [email protected]

this the name they gave to you ,to send the money to them, CHRISTIAN
WOBO.

THE INTERNATIONAL REMIITTANCE MANAGER.DR.ERIC BOBITO

JERRY

too bad he sent the same one, maybe ill slap him by making him sent it again.

Quote:

I cant open the attachment please resend it, i will
goto western union tomorrow.

wonder why he sounds disgruntled?

Quote:

Dear Ben Dover ,

you can see it now,please if you are not ready for this transaction
please
tell me now ,because i will not send this agreement again.

thanks

jerry

he sent the same agreement , im sad that he wont send it again. That kind of attitude will be rewarded by more writers cramp.

Quote:

Jerry, I have deposited the fee money in western union
today. I was disappointed when I was going to tell you
the control numbers that you had writen me a rude
email. I am offended by that. You must think i am a
fool. Why are you always trying to find ways to get my
portion of the $30mil. Yes i was able to open the
agreement but the date old. Since that date we have
writen emails calling off the deal. I know you will
use that against me in court to get my share. I am not
a fool. I have done everthing that you have asked me
to do, and this is the way i get treated. If you want
the control numbers you will have to correct the date
on the agreement, else consider the deal off because
im tired of you trying to cheat me.
Ben Dover

If he writes another agreement i will be so suprised.

Posted: Tue Nov 08, 2005 7:20 pm

I thought this bait was over and that the dumb ass would figure out that hes is doing all this writing for nothing. But hes amazed me once again by sending yet another agreement. i wanted to add it so i apologise for bumping this back up.

Quote:

Subject: the end now
Date: Sat, 05 Nov 2005 18:35:07 +0000

Dear Ben Dover ,

this will be the end of this transaction i gave you three days now,if
you
are not going to sign the agreement you can forget about it,i only want
to
invest with you not to take your own money, the money my late father
deposited in the bank here is okay for me.i can not send it again
because
you can not tell me what to do i only want to help you.

thanks
jerry.

"you can not tell me what to do" - is he trying to tell me that im bossy?

Quote:

Subject: Re: the end now
To: "jerry william" <[email protected]>

I will be more than happy to sign the agreement if it
was 100% legal. Each time you have sent the agreement
I find something wrong because it seems like you
purposely try to make it where you can flim-flam me
out of what you promised. And dont come to me with
that bullshit that you are trying to help me. You came
to me for help. If you didnt have so much money i
would not have helped you. I am greedy so i do
everything i can to help you. I have done 100 times
more work during this deal than you have.
I really need this money. My family needs your
money also. But if you cant make it 100% legal then we
cant do business. I will not do all this for you to
find some way not to pay me my share. I have already
sent the fee money directly through western union.
However I will not give you the control number until I
see a 100% legal contract agreement. I am not trying
to tell you what to do. I am just protecting myself.
Please change the date on the contract agreement so i
can give you the control number. Then when the bank
transfers the money into our account we can both have
happy lives. Dont do it for me, do it for yourself.
thanks
Ban Dover

i tell him staight up im greedy so maybe he will write some more

Quote:

Subject: write it now
Date: Mon, 07 Nov 2005 08:02:12 +0000

Dear Ben Dover,

please if you know that you want to invest with me,i am give you the
power
now to write the agreement contract and send it to me i will sign and
send
it back to you,that is only what i can do.

thanks

jerry

there is a suggestion. have me write it and send it to him. too bad i dont feel much like doin that.

Quote:

Subject: Re: write it now
To: "jerry william" <[email protected]>

I would like to write it myself, believe me. But in
order to protect my share i need you to handwrite it
because signatures can be easily forged, but your
handwriting cannot. Please understand that.

Alright, He sent another handwritten agreement. he could have written a small novel by now. too bad i gotta break the bad news that it is still not right. he confused the day/month. cant accept an august date. or crossouts for that matter.

Quote:

Subject: sign it now
Date: Tue, 08 Nov 2005 17:07:12 +0000

Dear Ben Dover,

i thank you for your mail ,open the attachment now you will see the
agreement contract sign and send it back to me.

thanks

jerry.

Time to break the bad news

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 26 Oct 2005 Posts: 5

That document is not official:

1. Mr. Jerry William not Willia
2. Bad grammar. I'd never tolerate that in an "official" document
3. There are clearly cross outs in that document

Don't accept it.

Posted: Wed Nov 09, 2005 5:45 pm

All official documents are written in red ink, not blue!

Posted: Wed Nov 09, 2005 9:06 pm

WOW Another day/ another agreement. I decided to circle all his mistakes and send the form back to him, in hopes that i might get him writing again.

Twisted Evil

I responded to his last agreement he sent-

Quote:

To: jerry william <[email protected]>
>Subject: Re: sign it now
>Date: Tue, 8 Nov 2005 11:38:06 -0800 (PST)
>
>What the HELL? Please take a look at all your mistakes
>and think for one minute that i should accept it! That
>is not legal. I also noticed that your passport
>address and the one you wrote is different. If you
>have moved i wish you would tell me.

Quote:

Dear Ben Dover ,

the address in the agreement is our current address, the one you saw in
my
passport is for our old house,we are no more living in our old house.so
this
is the current address now.sign the agreement and send it back.

thanks

jerry

nice excuse Jer, especially since i suggested it.

Crying or Very sad

Let him know this is the last chance he has to make it right.

Quote:

This is the last time. If you will not do it right and
legal then i have no business with you and shall
collect the fee money i deposited at western union.
Please look at your mistakes. You didnt even spell
your name right. WHO is Jerry Willia ? in the US dates
are listed as month/day/year, so the 08/11/05 looks
like August 11, 2005. Just write it like this
"November 9, 2005" that way there will be no
confusion. If you cant do it right then i suggest you
go make someone elses life miserable.

And he writes it all over again.

Quote:

Date: Wed, 09 Nov 2005 19:59:02 +0000

Dear Ben Dover,

you can sign now.open the attachement.

jerry.

He really took his time on this one, notice how better the handwriting looks. I wondering how many times he messed up and had to start over in order to satisfy me. Embarassed

Posted: Tue Nov 15, 2005 7:22 pm

Ben,
Incredible piece of work! Keep it up. The poor lad ought to have carpal tunnel syndrome soon. Or at least a severe case of writer's cramp!

Posted: Thu Nov 17, 2005 6:02 pm

sign it and send it back.. Hell look for an illegable signature online and use photoshop. Then, when the lad tries to move forward point out it needs to all be done in red ink adn that you bolth screwed up. Also, to take some of the weight tell him you will write it and send him an mp3 with a .jpg extension and a new name like 'agreement.jpg' (really tool.mp3). Then when he can't open it slap him and tell him he needs to do it.

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