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bonkaholic
Wannabe Baiter
Joined: 15 Feb 2005
Posts: 95
Location: Nearby
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Fri Nov 04, 2005 11:29 pm |
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| they are holding my passport until i come around to settle the bills |
Looks like the lad is going to be having a long stay then. |
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Big Ted
419Eater is my life
Joined: 06 Oct 2005
Posts: 277
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Sat Nov 05, 2005 12:05 am |
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I wish I could go on holiday at the drop of a hat - he doesn't realise how lucky he is - and he is meeting different people and different cultures! Your educating him about his own Continent and broadning his cultural horizons. Without you he may have never travelled away from his own country.
I do hope they don't think he is an escaped phsyciatric patient and lock him up in some secure unit? |
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Toussaint Tatsugi
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 25 Jun 2005
Posts: 814
Location: AS SEEN ON TV!!
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Sat Nov 05, 2005 12:48 am |
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"Officially stranded..." that is just too precious!
As opposed to unofficially stranded, or freelance unauthorized stranded.
I would ask for a Certificate of Official Stranding Status, just so you can authorize the Stranded Traveller's Authority to release some Officialy Stranded Traveller funds to him. |
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I AWAITING YOUR REPLY AS YOU SAID TO CONSULT THE TIKI, I WANT YOU TO DO SO ASAP <james>
I WILL NOT BE INVOLVED IN ANY ATTEMPT TO DISTABILIZE AN ESTABLISHED GOVT BY ANY GUERILLA MEANS AS IT IS SINFUL AND AGAINST THE WILL OF GOD. <richard>
The road to greatness and goodworks in life is not an anus one can open with one palm. <Rev. Joe>
pls send me that money i need mr .pls for the sack of God ok .thank u <mother sandra>
you are mad not to know that as a renowned international lawyer with wide knowledge on mysticism I can remote control your inner man to yield to complete madness <arman>
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Kusanagi
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 13 Jul 2005
Posts: 23
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Sat Nov 05, 2005 1:37 am |
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This has to be the closest I have ever come to feeling sorry for a mugu.
That being said, I'm still laughing my fool ass off.  |
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The False Italian
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Joined: 10 Jan 2004
Posts: 3779
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Sat Nov 05, 2005 5:06 am |
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| I am already out of th hotel but they are holding my passport until i come around to settle the bills. |
Surely he can prove this with an official document from the hotel.  |
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Mr Bogus
419Eater is my life
Joined: 15 Aug 2005
Posts: 457
Location: South Africa
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Sat Nov 05, 2005 5:24 am |
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yeah but which of his many passports are they holding ,,, hehehe
maybe he gave them a scan of his passport , One Wan King passport perhaps |
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"Actually, this transaction is absolute real and risk free and does not relate to any breach of law or proceed from drugs."... Eric
"in our land here we say that someone who wanted to catch a monkey will do like a monkey as far as my penis is in his hand i had to take it esay with him so that he will not be drawing it to the extend that it may cut".. Eric
"as long as you dont have them put a Callum bum in my sig"
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Marvin
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Joined: 20 Aug 2005
Posts: 620
Location: Sector ZZ9 Plural Z Alpha
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Sat Nov 05, 2005 9:50 am |
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Is there a South African Embassy there? Maybe they'll help him out.  |
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Marvin "Your Plastic Moron Who's Fun To Be With."
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NetSkyR
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 17 May 2005
Posts: 553
Location: The Hague
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Sat Nov 05, 2005 9:56 am |
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If he is cash-strapped, how can he go to an Internet cafe and email you? |
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becoming more active after more then a year |
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Mr Bogus
419Eater is my life
Joined: 15 Aug 2005
Posts: 457
Location: South Africa
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Sat Nov 05, 2005 9:56 am |
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yeah they should help him out perhaps you could sugest it to him .
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"You are a fool.I will like you to provide your naked picture holding your dick" ..Mr Lantey
"Actually, this transaction is absolute real and risk free and does not relate to any breach of law or proceed from drugs."... Eric
"in our land here we say that someone who wanted to catch a monkey will do like a monkey as far as my penis is in his hand i had to take it esay with him so that he will not be drawing it to the extend that it may cut".. Eric
"as long as you dont have them put a Callum bum in my sig"
(<-- just what you wished for!)
"now if i had a pink pony in my sig , then i would have something to worry about"
*Watch this space and worry* |
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shrek
Account closed at users request
Joined: 21 Dec 2004
Posts: 817
Location: U Rope
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Sat Nov 05, 2005 12:45 pm |
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Well, he needed some help so I got him a Barrister. Now he's complaining about the barrister. Some people are just so ungrateful...
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I am even more confused now than ever after calling Mr. Kojo or whoever he may be.
Do you know him directly or is it Rachel Mcfly that knows him? something about him does not add up and I doubt he is really BMG Music lawyer, sorry to say so.
The man was being very secretive and he does not want to meet me for anything late alone gives me cash. He said he does not know me and that whatever he is supposed to be doing is confidential which nobody else should know about.
He also said something about going to court for an affidavit and something about next of kin. The whole thing sounds strange and illegal. I hope you or anybody you know are not in any way involved in another secret business over here.
Please can you tell me what is going on? Be frank with me for once? Talk to me ok, am on your side remember.
I don�t know how you come about this guy or what he is doing for you or BGM but from the sound of him, it is obvious this Kojo guy does not want to meet me late alone give me any cash. So that is another impossible arrangement and I wish you can do something for real. Rachel McFly can send me western Union from London directly with cash. All that is required is for someone to collect some cash from the bank and go to a Western Union agent to send it to me.
As I have told George, my passport is with the hotel and they would not give it back until I have settled accumulated bills. You know I need my passport to go to Liberia and I need some money too for the trip.
Please try and do something for real about my situation ok.
Jacob |
By the way, by a very long way, the most stupid mugu I've ever had the displeasure to talk with is Barrister Kojo. If you want a lad to waste his time and money, please get him to call Barr. Kojo on +233244288210. He is sooooo stupid that I am thinking of setting up an expensive UK divert number so that every lad can PAY for the privilege of contacting him. Lad to lad chatting at its finest! 
EDIT. Done! Calling +447031968197 now calls Barr Kojo in Ghana, the stupidest, most long-winded mugu in Africa! Keep that number handy for your lads!  |
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"I AM NOW A FOOL IN THE MONEY GRAMME OFFICE HERE AND THE MANAGER IS A CALLING ME A FOOL."
"you will die like a pig and your selfish family, my regrets is doing business with you fraud stars in uk"
"THE SPIRIT OF YASUKANI WILL HAUNT YOU TO DESTRUCTION.I AM ALREADY CELEBRATING YOUR DEATH NOW"
"watch out for the chiness mafia...you will be assasinated because no one steals our money and get away with it."
"i am ready to spend my money to make sure i get you dealt with"
"I DO NOT NEED THE HELP OF ANY POLICE MAN AS AM GOING TO PAY SOME TURKISH FRIEND TO ASSASINATE BOTH OF YOU"
"I promise you that you will never see the end of this year nor this Xmas and be happy..."
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Mr Bogus
419Eater is my life
Joined: 15 Aug 2005
Posts: 457
Location: South Africa
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Sat Nov 05, 2005 1:06 pm |
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shot for the number Shrek |
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"You are a fool.I will like you to provide your naked picture holding your dick" ..Mr Lantey
"Actually, this transaction is absolute real and risk free and does not relate to any breach of law or proceed from drugs."... Eric
"in our land here we say that someone who wanted to catch a monkey will do like a monkey as far as my penis is in his hand i had to take it esay with him so that he will not be drawing it to the extend that it may cut".. Eric
"as long as you dont have them put a Callum bum in my sig"
(<-- just what you wished for!)
"now if i had a pink pony in my sig , then i would have something to worry about"
*Watch this space and worry* |
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Big Ted
419Eater is my life
Joined: 06 Oct 2005
Posts: 277
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Sat Nov 05, 2005 1:27 pm |
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| Be frank with me for once? |
Why does he want you to be Frank? And who is Frank? Is the sun getting to him? |
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shrek
Account closed at users request
Joined: 21 Dec 2004
Posts: 817
Location: U Rope
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Sat Nov 05, 2005 1:52 pm |
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Remember. Get your lads to call Barr Kojo on +447031968197. Do it quick please else that number would expire. Do NOT call this number yourself - it costs 50 pence a minute! 
And I have no idea why he wants me to be Frank! |
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"I AM NOW A FOOL IN THE MONEY GRAMME OFFICE HERE AND THE MANAGER IS A CALLING ME A FOOL."
"you will die like a pig and your selfish family, my regrets is doing business with you fraud stars in uk"
"THE SPIRIT OF YASUKANI WILL HAUNT YOU TO DESTRUCTION.I AM ALREADY CELEBRATING YOUR DEATH NOW"
"watch out for the chiness mafia...you will be assasinated because no one steals our money and get away with it."
"i am ready to spend my money to make sure i get you dealt with"
"I DO NOT NEED THE HELP OF ANY POLICE MAN AS AM GOING TO PAY SOME TURKISH FRIEND TO ASSASINATE BOTH OF YOU"
"I promise you that you will never see the end of this year nor this Xmas and be happy..."
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Marvin
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Joined: 20 Aug 2005
Posts: 620
Location: Sector ZZ9 Plural Z Alpha
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Sat Nov 05, 2005 4:28 pm |
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Just sent Barr. Kojo's number to my lad, not sure where he is IP number says Country - Lithuania City - Lagos. Bit odd?
Still how much to call from Lagos or Lithuania via UK divert to Ghana? |
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Marvin "Your Plastic Moron Who's Fun To Be With."
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shrek
Account closed at users request
Joined: 21 Dec 2004
Posts: 817
Location: U Rope
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Sat Nov 05, 2005 8:20 pm |
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Now he's catching malaria and warning me about Mr Kojo! Oh dear!
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I don�t know what is going on and how you got the phone number of Mr. Kojo but I have done some inquiry and confirmed that Kojo is not BMG Music lawyer and has never represented BMG in any capacity he even confirmed that to me when I spoke with him.
You know I am an investigative journalist and it is my duty to find out information no matter how hidden.
Are you involved in some kind of international racketing or what? No offence meant. I can tell that whatever this Mr. Kojo is doing for whomever is not good. Well since he did not mention your name, I guess he has nothing to do with you directly and if I were Rachel I would be careful if she has anything to do with him.
Or perhaps it is just a case of wrong number, he claimed he is Kojo though, maybe another Kojo altogether right?
The bottom line is that Mr. Kojo is not a BMG lawyer and therefore cannot help me with the needed cash.
You have to make some real arrangement for me ok.
I appreciate your efforts and I shall always remember that and never do anything to hurt you or course problem for you now or in future.
Please I need some money over here as of yesterday I don�t want to go through another horrible day without a decent meal and decent sleep. It has already affected my health. I suspect malaria or something has infected me.
I can still receive western union here today Saturday if it is sent all right. Let someone send with cash not western union.
Thanks,
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"I AM NOW A FOOL IN THE MONEY GRAMME OFFICE HERE AND THE MANAGER IS A CALLING ME A FOOL."
"you will die like a pig and your selfish family, my regrets is doing business with you fraud stars in uk"
"THE SPIRIT OF YASUKANI WILL HAUNT YOU TO DESTRUCTION.I AM ALREADY CELEBRATING YOUR DEATH NOW"
"watch out for the chiness mafia...you will be assasinated because no one steals our money and get away with it."
"i am ready to spend my money to make sure i get you dealt with"
"I DO NOT NEED THE HELP OF ANY POLICE MAN AS AM GOING TO PAY SOME TURKISH FRIEND TO ASSASINATE BOTH OF YOU"
"I promise you that you will never see the end of this year nor this Xmas and be happy..."
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Synth_FG
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 07 Oct 2005
Posts: 19
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Sat Nov 05, 2005 8:25 pm |
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Starting to feal sorry for this fool
Western Union him 99p for a McDonnalds |
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shrek
Account closed at users request
Joined: 21 Dec 2004
Posts: 817
Location: U Rope
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Sat Nov 05, 2005 8:53 pm |
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Nah. YOU do it! |
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"I AM NOW A FOOL IN THE MONEY GRAMME OFFICE HERE AND THE MANAGER IS A CALLING ME A FOOL."
"you will die like a pig and your selfish family, my regrets is doing business with you fraud stars in uk"
"THE SPIRIT OF YASUKANI WILL HAUNT YOU TO DESTRUCTION.I AM ALREADY CELEBRATING YOUR DEATH NOW"
"watch out for the chiness mafia...you will be assasinated because no one steals our money and get away with it."
"i am ready to spend my money to make sure i get you dealt with"
"I DO NOT NEED THE HELP OF ANY POLICE MAN AS AM GOING TO PAY SOME TURKISH FRIEND TO ASSASINATE BOTH OF YOU"
"I promise you that you will never see the end of this year nor this Xmas and be happy..."
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Captain Slack
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 31 Aug 2005
Posts: 23
Location: Animals will be bred UND SLAUGHTERED!!!!
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Sat Nov 05, 2005 9:00 pm |
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| You know I am an investigative journalist and it is my duty to find out information no matter how hidden. |
Wow! A scammer AND an investigative journalist! This mugu is multi-talented! Lets see how he "investigates" his way back to SA. |
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Charlie Fake
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 03 Nov 2003
Posts: 773
Location: Scotland
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Sat Nov 05, 2005 9:02 pm |
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How about demanding some pictures? We'd love to see the wretched state you've reduced him to. |
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Ivor Grimey Colon
"Trophy slut"
Joined: 16 Jun 2005
Posts: 1338
Location: England
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Sat Nov 05, 2005 9:16 pm |
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Toussaint Tatsugi
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 25 Jun 2005
Posts: 814
Location: AS SEEN ON TV!!
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Sat Nov 05, 2005 9:22 pm |
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Perhaps you meant to write "Kogo".
I'll donate a dime towards his Happy Meal at McDonald's... if somebody will invoice me for it, I'll send a check right over. |
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I AWAITING YOUR REPLY AS YOU SAID TO CONSULT THE TIKI, I WANT YOU TO DO SO ASAP <james>
I WILL NOT BE INVOLVED IN ANY ATTEMPT TO DISTABILIZE AN ESTABLISHED GOVT BY ANY GUERILLA MEANS AS IT IS SINFUL AND AGAINST THE WILL OF GOD. <richard>
The road to greatness and goodworks in life is not an anus one can open with one palm. <Rev. Joe>
pls send me that money i need mr .pls for the sack of God ok .thank u <mother sandra>
you are mad not to know that as a renowned international lawyer with wide knowledge on mysticism I can remote control your inner man to yield to complete madness <arman>
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kleindoofy
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Joined: 24 Oct 2004
Posts: 6248
Location: Europe
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Sat Nov 05, 2005 9:27 pm |
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We should send him an official McDonalds Happy Meal voucher.
Oh yes, it must read "valid only in the UK." |
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Ivor Grimey Colon
"Trophy slut"
Joined: 16 Jun 2005
Posts: 1338
Location: England
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Sat Nov 05, 2005 9:53 pm |
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Big Ted
419Eater is my life
Joined: 06 Oct 2005
Posts: 277
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Sat Nov 05, 2005 9:55 pm |
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Instead of sitting on his arse perhaps he could sell it?
That could raise some much needed cash for his air fare home? |
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shrek
Account closed at users request
Joined: 21 Dec 2004
Posts: 817
Location: U Rope
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Sat Nov 05, 2005 10:37 pm |
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That is such a cruel thought. Nice, but cruel. We intend to be much worse than cruel to this criminal bastard. |
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"I AM NOW A FOOL IN THE MONEY GRAMME OFFICE HERE AND THE MANAGER IS A CALLING ME A FOOL."
"you will die like a pig and your selfish family, my regrets is doing business with you fraud stars in uk"
"THE SPIRIT OF YASUKANI WILL HAUNT YOU TO DESTRUCTION.I AM ALREADY CELEBRATING YOUR DEATH NOW"
"watch out for the chiness mafia...you will be assasinated because no one steals our money and get away with it."
"i am ready to spend my money to make sure i get you dealt with"
"I DO NOT NEED THE HELP OF ANY POLICE MAN AS AM GOING TO PAY SOME TURKISH FRIEND TO ASSASINATE BOTH OF YOU"
"I promise you that you will never see the end of this year nor this Xmas and be happy..."
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Togo-Ghana 