*FRUSTRATION PERSONIFIED!* A Confession!!!

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Posted: Mon Sep 05, 2005 7:50 am

Hello my leather bound gimps,

This is my very first bait. I didn't think I had the skill or the resource to try the funny name/company routine. I didn't want to complicate things too much, so I whipped up a young 27 year old Australian gentleman, who was a travelling working doctor/student for Red Cross.

Friends of baitdom, I bring you Dr.Mohammad Yusuf. Another doctor (imagine my surprise) who is acting as the middle man in our hidden millions. I thought how do you gents plan out your bait. It there a back story? Do you run to a script? Is there a secret to frustrating, annoying and generally pissing someone off? I thought I'd play it by ear. No Plan... umm, no idea... first bait... what do I do???

Well it didn't take very long to surmise that I was dealing with someone well versed in the english language, but someone so monumentally forgetful and imcompetent I really could let my little gimp go.
We understood each other very well. I am naieve, and he's a retard.

The tale that follows is long, but worth the read for the screw ups, the back pedalling, the excuses, the lies, the frustration and the outright paranoia I whipped into this adventure. I believe it has ended, but I really do pray he wants to slap me around. Oh Yusuf... please...

Loved in latex,
Nurse nasty

the players:
DR./MR. MOHAMMAD YUSUF/AHMED - Our very busy Doctor wishing to find someone to help remove the funds.
MRS.AHMED/FATIMA - Our widow who's millions are locked away.

RAHEEM ABDULAH - Security Company

ERIC R - Our Australian Red Cross Doctor Persona

NURSE NASTY - Special Edition 12 Disc Boxed Set Commentary

I also use bold text to highlight some great lines typed by my lad. (Just to add more confusion)

Let the games begin!

Quote:

From : <[email protected]>
Sent : Saturday, July 30, 2005 4:57 PM
To : [email protected]
Subject : Your notice. Reply needed Urgently.

Greetings,

Please permit me to contact you through this medium. I am Dr.Mohammed Yusuf, a
medical practitioner with Midvaal Private Hospital here in DUBAI - UAE.
I have a patient I am treating privately because of her status. She is the wife
of a prominent politician here in DUBAI UAE. She is Mrs. Fatima Ahmed and has
been ill for a couple of months now. This woman confided in me based on the free
medical attention I have been giving to her and revealed to me her life ordeals,
which is very touching.

Her husband, Mr. Mohammed Ahmed, was arrested and charged to court for a
multibillion dollar arms deal fraud which she said was politically
motivated by his enemies as her husband was the chairman of parliament in DUBAI
- UAE and the former chief whip of the ruling political party. She also told me
that he accented to plead guilty in exchange for his acquittal on corruption
charges but was later convicted on trumped-up charges.

This led to his bank accounts in DUBAI- UAE and abroad being frozen.
Now, things are really bad for her husband and children. Based on this,
she cannot even afford to take care of her medical expenses. This is
why I am rendering her free medical attention. Due to the fact that her
husband is still being monitored, she was advised by him to source for a
credible and trustworthy partner abroad who will help in managing and
investing some funds he secretly deposited in a security firm for safe
keeping some years ago. The amount is Twenty two million five hundred thousand
United States Dollars contained in sealed boxes.

He deposited these boxes with a safe security company in one of the
Europe countries for safekeeping as family treasures and African artifacts to
prevent the officials of the company from raising eyebrow. I wish and believe
you will be in a position to assist in managing this large sum for a profitable
venture and also to help create a safe heaven for her and her children by making
a residential arrangement for them in your country. After she had disclosed this
information to me, I saw the reason to request that she allows me see the
documents relating to this deposit of which she did.

I will oblige you with more information as soon as I receive your
response. Let me assure you that this transaction is 100% risk free. From my
discussion with her, she has agreed to give you a reasonable percentage of the
money for your assistance, which will be negotiated and agreed on by both sides.
I am obliged to assist this lady knowing that she has a limited knowledge in the
business world. I will need from you a mutual understanding and then we shall
make plans of how the funds would be secured into an account in your name.
Moreover, you will arrange and travel immediately to meet with the security
company for the clearing of the consignment.

Thanks and God bless you for your understanding. Please do not forget
to email me your private telephone number so that I can give you a call
to discuss this matter if you are interested in this offer.

Best regards.

Dr.Mohammed Yusuf.

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Blaa...blaa...blaa. Of course Doctor Eric is very confused. Please take a moment to note my lads e-mail address and Name.

Quote:

Od: Eric [email protected]
Do: [email protected]
Kopia do: [email protected]
Data: Sun, 31 Jul 2005 17:42:27 -0700
Temat: RE: Your notice. Reply needed Urgently.

> Dr.Mohammed Yusuf,
>
> You seemed to have sent this to me by mistake. You may have sent this to me,
> and as it is not my business then I will keep this matter private, and
> confidential.
>
> Eric R

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From : <[email protected]>
Sent : Monday, August 1, 2005 2:06 PM
To : Eric [email protected]
Subject : Thank you for your mail sir

Dear Eric,
how are you and Iam glad that you have responsed to my email... waht I want you
to know is the sensitivity of this Transaction at hand.

Do not say that it is not your business then you should not get into a private
affair. I want to tell you that I wish to intimate you more on the transfer of
this fund and the sucess of the tansaction as I well know that it would be very
sucessful and we would have cause to be happy at the end of the deal, you should
also know the gravity of such a profit that stands to be gained.

Please I want you to take this seriously, I would love to intimate you further
on this transactiona nd with a period of 14 working days all this should be over
and since I am the main person involved in this I would make all effforts to
ensure that we do get this deal within a short period of the 14 days as tehre is
not time on her side as Alh. Mrs. Fatima had intimated me.
Right now she lies so weak in bed as I give her medications daily to ensure that
her health is not much provoked.

Intimate me?? Gravity of funds... Take him seriously? I'm getting all flustered. Please note Mrs.Fatima.

please do send me your telephone number that I may reach you and discuss more
about the documents and the security company , as I am talking to you right now,
all affairs containing the collection of the fund is in my charge and all that I
need is your sincere participation.

I wait your urgent response.

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My first bait. I'm very excited.

Quote:

Od: Eric [email protected]
Do: [email protected]
Data: Mon, 01 Aug 2005 15:54:40 -0700
Temat: RE: Thank you for your mail sir

> My Dear Dr.Mohammed Yusuf,
>
> Firsty sir, I would like to say that I am very happy that you are so
> trusting, but I do have to explain my personal situation with you so that
> you may understand my current position. I have recently arrived back home
> after a short stay in London before and after the recent terrorist bombings.
> I am a working student for Red Cross Australia. I have travelled the globe,
> visiting various countries that are in dire need of help. I have been in
> Banda Aceh for the last three months previous to this helping local doctors
> and passing on financial aide. I have seen pain and suffering the likes most
> of us never see. I am in Australia finishing up my exams for the next two
> months, and then going back to Indonesia to setup and organsie a relief fund
> with the Indonesian Government and loacl hospitals. Personally I don't want
> this money. I have no need for this money. This money you are offering will
> ensure alot of people get vital medical treatment, housing, education and
> food. I can't in good faith keep a cent of this. I must know Dr.Yusef, can I
> forward these funds onto those who need them?
>
> Eric R

At this moment I would like to take a serious note about the devastaion of Indonesia and the Tsunami Disaster. I DID NOT DO IT. I am using this recent event to allow Eric to be believable. I find out later, you can tell these lads that my leg is purple, I have three breasts and my mother is the toxic avenger. They don't care (lesson learned)

Also without divulging any personal details about myself, I have seen some very nasty things on my travels around the world. This did get a bit personal for me. I don't take people diying in my arms lightly. Except when I need these assholes to believe me.

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Quote:

From : <[email protected]>
Sent : Monday, August 1, 2005 5:04 PM
To : Eric [email protected]
Subject : Re: Thank you for your mail sir

Eric,

Thanks for your quick response to my mail. Well, i must tell you that i'm very
happy to knowing somebody like you, i like God fearing people and people that
are interested in the welfair of other. I understand Eric, you have travelled
round the globe and deeply involved in humanitarian services which you are
paying to the less previledged.

I will like to know your exact age, your place of origin and your recheable
telephone number. I will be very much interested in giving part of this money to
the less previledged but you must understand that i need a foreigner to assist
in securing this fund. since you can travel, i will like us to meet and talk
this over. Now, let me know if you can come down to Dubai (UAE United Arab
Emirate). So that we can have the documents presented to the security company
where this fund is deposited in safe boxes.This money will be released to you
after the presentation of these documents. My dear, i will stop here as i await
you urgent response.

Dr.Mohammed Yusuf.

Fly to Dubai? Are you sure we aren't jumping ahead of ourselves? Should I bring a big bag of money strapped to me very slim torso?
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Quote:

My Dear Dr.Mohammed Yusuf,
I do travel, but I travel on the funds of the Red Cross. As I said I have exams for the
next two months, and then I am on a booked flight to Indonesia on or abouts' the 3rd
of November where I will be living and working for another 3 months. For me to come
down to Dubai will be next to impossible as my exams are crucial to me completing my
doctorate. I am afraid this time frame will be very inconvenient for myself, and possibly
for you. I am 25 years old, living in Australia share housing with a friend. I am sorting
out getting a mobile this week, as this will be the best way to contact me.
I have to ask though, is it possible for a representative of Red Cross to meet with you
in dubai?
I am also in email contact with a very sick gentlemen who needs my help also.
He's very desperate and in need as well.

Eric

Seed of paranoia... I was actually taking to another lad, who did claim to be sick, who was trying another scam on me.

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Quote:

From : <[email protected]>
Sent : Tuesday, August 2, 2005 4:18 AM
To : Eric [email protected]
Subject : Re: Thank you for your mail sir

Dear Mr. Eric R,

Thanx for your explanation but I need to know where you reside, nationality and
where your delegates(your red cross representatives) based in?

It is a must thing that someone must appear in person as to claim this boxes
deposited with the security company in Dubai - UAE.

Lastly, I really want to know your willingness regarding this transaction as it
needs urgency. Please be specific and reply as soon as possible.

Till I read from you.

Regards,

Dr. M. Ahmed

Oh crap... other delegates? Umm... think of something... umm. Fortunatly for me the answer to my delemma arrives in the form of two knew emails, from none other than a Mr. .Mohammed Yusuf with e-mail account <[email protected]>, and the second e-mail from Mr. .Mohammed Yusuf<[email protected]>. His original email arrived from <[email protected]>. Also to top this idiot's mistake off, he signs the last e-mail as 'Dr. M. Ahmed'. I ignore this slip in name, but these 2 emails from similar accounts? That cannot be ignored!

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Quote:

From : <[email protected]>
Sent : Tuesday, August 2, 2005 5:25 AM
To : [email protected]
Subject : Urgent reply needed. please reply immediately.

Greetings,

Please permit me to contact you through this medium. I am Mr.Mohammed Yusuf,
and I reside here in Angola
I was a patient in the Medivaal Hospital situated in Angola , During my stay I
was previledge to share the same room with a Woman who is a public Figure in our
in Angola, She is the wife of a prominent politician here in a Angola. She is
Mrs. Ouma Ahmed and has been ill for a couple of months now. This woman confided
in me based on the free assistance that I have been rendering to her in the
ward..

Her husband, Mr. Abdulwahad Ahmed, was arrested and charged to court for a
multibillion dollar arms deal fraud which she said was politically
motivated by his enemies as her husband was the chairman of parliament in Angola
and the former chief whip of the ruling political party. She also told me that
he accented to plead guilty in exchange for his acquittal on corruption charges
but was later convicted on trumped-up charges.

This led to his bank accounts in Angola and abroad being frozen.
Now, things are really bad for her husband and children. Based on this,
she cannot even afford to take care of her medical expenses. This is
why I am rendering her free medical attention. Due to the fact that her
husband is still being monitored, she was advised by him to source for a
credible and trustworthy partner abroad who will help in managing and
investing some funds he secretly deposited in a security firm for safe
keeping some years ago. The amount is Twenty two million five hundred thousand
United States Dollars contained in sealed boxes.

He deposited these boxes with a safe security company in Dubai UAE (United Arab
Emirate) for safekeeping as family treasures and African artifacts to prevent
the officials of the company from raising eyebrow. I wish and believe you will
be in a position to assist in managing this large sum for a profitable venture
and also to help create a safe heaven for her and her children by making a
residential arrangement for them in your country. After she had disclosed this
information to me, I saw the reason to request that she allows me see the
documents relating to this deposit of which she did.

I will oblige you with more information as soon as I receive your
response. Let me assure you that this transaction is 100% risk free. From my
discussion with her, she has agreed to give you a reasonable percentage of the
money for your assistance, which will be negotiated and agreed on by both sides.
I am obliged to assist this lady knowing that she has a limited knowledge in the
business world. I will need from you a mutual understanding and then we shall
make plans of how the funds would be secured into an account in your name.
Moreover, you will arrange and travel immediately to meet with the security
company for the clearing of the consignment.

Thanks and God bless you for your understanding. Please do not forget
to email me your private telephone number so that I can give you a call
to discuss this matter if you are interested in this offer.

Best regards.

Mr. .Mohammed Yusuf.

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Quote:

From : <[email protected]>
Sent : Tuesday, August 2, 2005 8:45 AM
To : [email protected]
Subject : Urgent reply needed. please reply immediately.

Greetings,

Please permit me to contact you through this medium. I am Mr.Mohammed Yusuf,
and I reside here in Angola
I was a patient in the Medivaal Hospital situated in Angola , During my stay I
was previledge to share the same room with a Woman who is a public Figure in our
in Angola, She is the wife of a prominent politician here in a Angola. She is
Mrs. Ouma Ahmed and has been ill for a couple of months now. This woman confided
in me based on the free assistance that I have been rendering to her in the
ward..

Her husband, Mr. Abdulwahad Ahmed, was arrested and charged to court for a
multibillion dollar arms deal fraud which she said was politically
motivated by his enemies as her husband was the chairman of parliament in Angola
and the former chief whip of the ruling political party. She also told me that
he accented to plead guilty in exchange for his acquittal on corruption charges
but was later convicted on trumped-up charges.

This led to his bank accounts in Angola and abroad being frozen.
Now, things are really bad for her husband and children. Based on this,
she cannot even afford to take care of her medical expenses. This is
why I am rendering her free medical attention. Due to the fact that her
husband is still being monitored, she was advised by him to source for a
credible and trustworthy partner abroad who will help in managing and
investing some funds he secretly deposited in a security firm for safe
keeping some years ago. The amount is Twenty two million five hundred thousand
United States Dollars contained in sealed boxes.

He deposited these boxes with a safe security company in Dubai UAE (United Arab
Emirate) for safekeeping as family treasures and African artifacts to prevent
the officials of the company from raising eyebrow. I wish and believe you will
be in a position to assist in managing this large sum for a profitable venture
and also to help create a safe heaven for her and her children by making a
residential arrangement for them in your country. After she had disclosed this
information to me, I saw the reason to request that she allows me see the
documents relating to this deposit of which she did.

I will oblige you with more information as soon as I receive your
response. Let me assure you that this transaction is 100% risk free. From my
discussion with her, she has agreed to give you a reasonable percentage of the
money for your assistance, which will be negotiated and agreed on by both sides.
I am obliged to assist this lady knowing that she has a limited knowledge in the
business world. I will need from you a mutual understanding and then we shall
make plans of how the funds would be secured into an account in your name.
Moreover, you will arrange and travel immediately to meet with the security
company for the clearing of the consignment.

Thanks and God bless you for your understanding. Please do not forget
to email me your private telephone number so that I can give you a call
to discuss this matter if you are interested in this offer.

Best regards.

Mr. .Mohammed Yusuf.

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I am a naieve young gentlman. I can't allow this issue (and screw up) to pass.

Quote:

My dear Dr.Yusuf,

I am very disturbed at the moment. I have been sent another email by a 'Mr.Mohammed
Yusuf' from a similar email account as yourself asking me to help with the same problem.
I have copy and pasted the email below, including the email account it came from.
This concerns me greatly Dr.Yusuf, I was under the belief from you that this transaction
was a secret agreement between yourself and me. I am baffled as to who 'Mr.Yusuf'
is and why he would also be contacting me with exactly the same name and problem.
I was completely ready to conduct a very professional business transaction with you,
and now this problem has arisen. Please explain to me in great detail what is going on?

Are you a man to be trusted? Do you hold yourself in professional esteem?

I need answers. Also I would like some sort of identification from you.
Anything will do, but it must contain a picture of you. Just so I can verify this against
any further correspondace I may have with this 'Mr.Yusuf'.

Eric

I play ultra dumb, hoping to give my mate Yusuf here a chance to grasp his screw up and take me for a ride in his bus of explaination and excuse.
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Quote:

From : <[email protected]>
Sent : Friday, August 5, 2005 11:14 AM
To : Eric [email protected]
Subject : Re: Thank you for your mail sir

Dear Eric,

Thank you for your response to my proposal which I solicited from you. I am
indeed very happy to reply you today because I know that if we both work
sincerely hand in hand in the efforts of executing this project that we would
surely see the success and will have a cause to jubilate in the end.

As I have earlier to you about the business transaction, I wish to intimate you
more on further and more important steps that must be noted in our
participation.

Firstly I wish to know the seriousness you have in starting and executing this
transaction as you know that what we have to gain is not peanuts and that is why
I would need you to put all seriousness and undivided attention to this deal for
atleast 14 working days which I beleive that should be enough for the recovery
of this fund which has been deposited in sealed boxes containing african arts
and antqiues as registered in the documents....

Further more, I would love that we talk on the telephone that I exlain more
prudent matters that is involving this transaction for I need to know the
calibre of persona that I may be dealing with, You should know the importance of
telecommunication in this deal...
I wish that you furnish me with your direct telephone number so that I may call
you immediately for the cause of this transactiona nd intimate you more.

I want you to know that there is no problems as things have been resolved and I
have gotten to the issue of things.

Here is comes...

well it was to my notice that some people who knew about the funds which was
being deposited in a security company chose the opportunity of trying to side
line her from the funds which I do not know mucha bout but what I do know is
that you and I are on the winning place because we have the real documents which
she handed over to me a few days ago. well I have called at the secutiry company
and confirmed that such a claim was registered in thier possession, I want you
to please note that these people just know a few information and they do not
know much about what ever our client Mrs.Ahemd has gievn me.

All I want you to know is that this money is real and is contained in the box
supposed to be containing African arts and antiques, please I need you to know
the danger os delay in this project.
I also which to invest in some form of humanitarian services when this deal
pulls off.

Awww... The Red Cross will be happy. Generous little mugu.

please note how much we have to gain in the deal, it is not child's play.
Consider.
Do get back to me as soon as possible.

I await your urgent response.

Yours sincerely
Mohammed Yusuf

N.b
please reply me through this my private email because of security reasons
[email protected]
Mr. Mohammed Yusuf

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WHIP IS OUT! That is your EXCUSE? I am not a happy Nurse. Yusuf needs a spank.

Quote:

Dr.Yusuf,

I am very serious, but you have not answered my questions as to this mysterious
'Mr.Yusuf' and the second email address. You have flittered around my question with
a very half-arsed response. I personally don't think that you are serious. If you where,
being the professional businessman you claim to be, you would have given me the
information that I wanted. I believe you are playing a childs game, and in truth you
are not very good at it. I will not be giving you any of my personal details until you
provide a explaination to this problem.

I have told you I have funds and resources to make things happen. These funds I
understand are not 'peanuts', that is why I am taking precautions. I will wait for your email,
which will contain, in explicit detail, the reasons behind this other 'Mr. Mohammed Yusuf'
and the second email address.
Your reason in your previous email, sir was nothing short of bullshit.

Yoink. Wonder if Yusuf likes being slapped around.

ERIC

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From : <[email protected]>
Sent : Monday, August 8, 2005 4:51 AM
To : Eric [email protected]
Subject : UPDATE. ME

ERIC

MR. ERIC,
DO YOU THINK THAT I AM NOT A SERIOUS PERSON? DO YOU THINK THAT I HAVE NOTHING TO
DO THAN TO SIT HERE AND PLAY WORDS WITH YOU OVER SOMETHING THAT IS VERY SERIOUS,
YOU KNOW THE AMOUNT THAT IS INVOLVED RIGHT? DO YOU THINK I LIKE THE TURN OUT OF
THINGS THAT HAS HAPPENED RECENTLY? I HAVE TRIED AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE TO BE
DEPLOMAGIC IN THIS SITIUATION AND WITH ALL PATIENCE I HAVE BEEN ABLE TO RESOLVE
AND GIVE YOU THE EXPLANATION OF THINGS. DO SEE REASON WITH ME THAT I AM NOT
ENJOYING THIS WHOLE DISRUPTED COMMUNICATION BETWEEN US. I HAVE TOLD YOU THAT YOU
SHOULD BE REST ASSURED THAT WE ARE DOING THIS PROJECT TOGETHER AND WHAT YOU AND
I SHOULD BE DOING IS THINKING OF HOW WE CAN FORGE AHEAD AND GET THIS FUND.
OUT. PLEASE THERE IS NO TIME, YOU SHOULD ALSO KNOW THAT WHILE IN YOUR SILENCE I
HAD MADE OTHER PLANS IN A STRESS FREE WAY AS YOU SAID THAT YOU CANNOT TRAVEL,
THAT YOU WOULD BE TINKING OF ANOTHER ALTERNATIVE. I MADE RESEARCHES AND I THINK
THAT IT WOULD BE BETTER TO TAKE THIS PROJECT THROUGH ONLINE BANKING WHERE THE
FUNDS COULD BE READY FOR PICK-UP IN AN ARABIAN BANK.

I DECIDED TO TELL YOU THIS TO SEEK YOUR OPINION THAT WE MIGHT CONTINUE.

IF YOU ARE STILL INTERESTED I WILL WAIT YOUR RESPONSE TODAY BECAUSE I NEED THE
RESPONSE BEFORE TOMORROW.

I WILL AAIT YOUR RESPONSE AND IF YOU ARE STILL INTERESTED IN THIS DEAL. I WILL
GIVE YOU INFORMATION ON THE BANK IN DUBAI WHICH WOULD HANDLE THIS TRANSFER OF
FUND.

THANK YOU.

MOHAMMED YUSUF

Blaa...dee...blaa... something about SERIOUS PERSON?, I HAVE NOTHING TO
DO THAN TO SIT HERE AND PLAY WORDS, DEPLOMAGIC IN THIS SITIUATION and ONLINE BANKING. I don't know. I got bored and started wondering how I would look in a hot pink Nurse outfit...

So I decide I would look really good, and WHIP Yusuf RED RAW for leading me around by my collar.

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Mr.MOHAMMED YUSUF,

Yes Sir, I am beginning to believe you are not serious, although by your current tone you do
seem to be very angry with me. As I have stated before, and I shall put this in point form so
that there is no more confusion, I have recieved the same email from YOU three times under
three different email accounts. So -

1. Are these your email account?

[email protected]

[email protected]

[email protected]

2. If YES, then are you a doctor or a 'Mister', and why did you send me the same thing from
three different accounts?

3. I will need some identification from you. Anything. I'm not sure what to ask for? Anything really.

4. Where do you live?

If we are to trust each other and not get angry at each other, then I will trust you as you will
trust me. I have attached a image of myself. If you can think of any other way we can begin
this road to trust I am open to suggestion. Time being a factor, I understand, and I do hope
you can bear with this process of trust.

Answer my questions and then we can proceed. Then I will believe you are serious.

Eric

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From : <[email protected]>
Sent : Tuesday, August 9, 2005 7:30 AM
To : Eric <[email protected]>
Subject : Re: MY INFO.. SEND YOUR TEL NUMBER

Attachment : MYFAMILYPIC.bmp (0.30 MB)

MY DEAR ERIC,

THANK YOU FOR YOUR RESPONSE. YOU HAVE SHOWN A GREAT STATE OF SERIOUSNESS IN THIS
MAIL SENT TO ME. INORDER TO CUT STORIES SHORT, I AM NOT IN ANYWAY ANGRY WITH
YOU.

INDEED I SENT YOU A MAIL WHICH I USED A NOTEABLE BOX WHICH IS [email protected] ,
I DO NOT USE THE INTERNET OFTEN AND I CAN SAY THAT I A MEDIOCRE IN SUCH FIELD. I
HAVE TOLD YOU BEFORE THAT I DO NOT KNOW HOW COME ABOUT THE OTHER EMAIL BOXES AS
THE SITUATION ALSO BAFFLES ME.

I STRONGLY BELEIVE THAT THE LADY THAT DID THE TYPING AND ARRANGING OF THE LETTER
MUST HAVE TAKEN UP A MISCHIEF AND SENT MAILS IN MY NAME YOU, I GUESS I WAS NOT
SECURITY CONSCIUOS THEN ALSO THIS CAN BE ANYONE BESIDES HER AS IT WAS A BUSINESS
OUTLET FOR E-MAILING FACILITIES.

I AM A DOCTOR TO ANSWER YOU QUESTION AND STAY IN DUBAI UAE (RIGHT NOW AS I AM
WRITING YOU THIS MAIL, I AM CURRENTLY IN DUBAI), I WAS ON A CONTRACT SERVICE TO
TREAT MR.S FATIMA AHMED oops it's Fatima Ahmed. My bad.WHO TOLD ME HER PROBLEMS THAT I SHOULD ASSIST HER AND
OUT OF PITY I TOOK UP THE RESPONSIBILY TO HELP HER. MORESO THE DOCUMENT SHE LEFT
IN MY CARE MADE ME TO BELEIVE HER STORY AS SHE GAVE ME A CERTIFICATE OF DEPOSIT
IN MY POSSESSION AND I ALSO HAVE HEARD ALOT OF STORIES OF HER FAMILY TO BE
NOTABLE PUBLIC FIGURES IN AFRICA.

AS OF NOW I WANT YOU TO PLEASE TAKE MORE PRCAUTION IN SENDING EMAILS TO ME. DO
NOT SEND ANY MAILS TO ANY OTHER PERSON OTHER THAN THE PRIVATE MAIL BOX ACCOUNT
WHICH I HAVE GIVEN TO YOU THAT IS YOU SHOULD SEND TO :[email protected] , (This
is my private mail box)

I HAVE ALL REASONS TO BELEIVE THAT WHATEVER YOU HAVE SAID THAT YOU WOULD BE
WORKING FOR THE GRACE OF THE EXECUTION OF THIS PROJECT.

ALSO I WANT YOU TO PLEASE KEEP THIS BUSINESS DEAL AS CONFIDENTIAL AS EVER, DO
NOT TELL ANY ONE ABOUT THIS AS WE HAVE TO BE VERY CONSCIOUS IF YOU WANT THIS
DREAM TO COME TO REALITY AS THIS IS A ONCE IN A LKIFE TIME OPPORTUNITY OF A
GREAT LIFE .

I HAVE ATTACHED MY FAMILY PICTURE BECAUSE I WANT YOU TO BE REST ASSURED THAT I
AM ALL THE WAY WITH YOU.

I HOPE YOU WOULD BE OKAY NOW WITH MY BEST EXPLANATIONS OF THINGS. PLEASE NOTE
THAT TIME IS NOT ON OUR SIDE, WE HAVE A LOT TO DO RIGHT NOW AND LESS TIME.

1) WE STILL HAVE TO CONTACT THE SECURITY COMPANY IN DUBAI, 2) WHICH YOU HAVE
NOT DONE.................
3) WE STILL HAVE TO TALK ON VALIDATION OF DOCUMENTS WHICH STILL IS
DELAYING...............
4) KNOW THAT THE DEMURRAGE IS INCREASING ON THIS CONSIGNEMENT AS TIME
ELAPSES.

WHY DONT YOU ACT NOW THAT I HAVE GIVEN YOU ALL THE BASIC EXPLANATIONS YOU NEED.
INDICATE IF YOU ARE STILL SERIOUE IN YOUR NEXT MAIL AND SEND ME WHAT I HAVE
ASKED OF YOU SO THAT WE CAN FORGE AHEAD.

SEND ME A NUMBER THAT I MAY REACH YOU IMMEDIATELY.
YOURS SINCERELY,

Mr.MOHAMMED YUSUF,

http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a320/Nurse419/MYFAMILYPIC.jpg

Well at this point I think I've run the course on the other accounts. I feel if I push too much harder he may just give up on me. So Dr.Yusuf, you have sent a picture of your family...awww... thank you. I do love pictures... hold on... this picture looks familiar??

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Just started typing and the story wrote itself...

Quote:

Well Dr. Yusuf,

It would appear as though we have hit another issue. I believe someone has hacked your account. CRAP
I don't know how, but there are smarter people out there who can do this sort of thing.
As requested I will not send any e-mail to the other accounts, but someone does have control
of your computer somehow. I only know this because of the picture you sent me of your family,
which is great, is exactly the same picture I have been sent from someone called Miram Abacha. CRAP... but I am sure Yusuf has heard of her.
She also has a great deal going as well, and is attempting to win my confidence. She attached
an image of her family, which happens to be exactly the same picture you have sent me.
(I have attached the image she has sent me) Compare it to your picture. You will see that she
may be the person responsible for hacking your computer. All I did was rezise his image. changed the file name, and sent it back.

I think this 'Miram Abacha' has hacked your computer somehow. I suggest you ask a friend who
knows something about computers to see if you have a virus on yours. I think they can read our
e-mails. I suggest you shut this e-mail down and contact me via another account. Try hotmail
or some other free e-mail service. Do this only after you check your computer for viruses.
If you have no virus, she may have figured out your passwords or something? I'd be very concerned
Dr.Yusuf. I am concerned she may know all about us and may already be attempting to sully our deal. I always wanted to use the word 'sully'.

Once you are sure that we are once again secure to chat, e-mail me with your new account.
Also get some to take a new photograph of you. A photograph that this hacker may know nothing
about. I will then know that this has come from you. Send me an e-mail first from your new account
so that we can do this privately.

Please don't waste time on this Dr.Yusuf. If your e-mails and computer are compromised, then
I am afraid we won't be able to keep this a secret.

We'll discuss a secret password or something you can put in this picture so I know it's from you
and not someone else.

Remember to see the image I have attached. The one that Miriam sent me.CRAP

I will wait to hear from you. I will block all e-mails from this o2.pl so that no one can read what
we are saying.

In your debt,
Eric

Just to add that little extra sting to his already mounting frustration I have all his o2.pl e-mail accounts closed. Amazingly o2.pl did this extremely quickly.

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This e-mail alone is fantastic. Not only have I provided him a 'out' to his initial screw up, he plays along...

Quote:

From : Mohammed Yusuf <[email protected]>
Sent : Wednesday, August 10, 2005 8:07 PM
To : <[email protected]>
Subject : My new e-mail account. Follow my instructions.

Attachment : MyPic.MohammedYusuf.jpg (< 0.01 MB)

Dear Eric,
I received your email with great shock as what you actually have revealed to me was
exactly what I earlier had suspected. I indeed see reasons why someone must have
been contacting you and using my email account whereby impersonating my character.

I see the facts that someone is trying to be smart here in this deal, well I could have
known this earlier on and taken precautions. There is no one that will see such amount
of money and not be tempted to want to side cut us from this deal. I am not shaken
by any threat ........... and d too bad that you were able to detect this devilish plan
and I advise that you and I should work in one spirit as there is no doubt that I do
have every trust and confidence in you and that we can both work together in trust.
One thing I know for sure is that you are a good and trust worthy man that is exactly
what� you had earlier told me about yourself in your first reply to me and this I must
commend that you should keep it up.

I had my computer checked by a professional but I did not disclose or make it obvious
that there was a big deal in cleaning all viruses, but I told him that the computer was
giving me problems and that I needed it to be checked on and he cleaned it in my
presence and told me that all spy wares and hacking devices are done with and that
I could feel free to use the computer now.
�
(This took about 4 hrs to clear up) as I do not want any other party to get to know
about whatever transpires between us and the project. We have to be as secretive
as ever.
Well thank you for the pictures and informations that you have sent to me, well I
compared it so well and found out that someone was up to something, the picture was
placed on my desk top which I used as a wall paper on my computer, it is a pity� that
we have the real contacts and the documents to prove the validity of our claim so they
do not have a chance with us.

For now I want you and I to be extra careful in sending mails, I have followed your advise,
closed my old account in the 02.pl and opened another box� [email protected]

Also I would give you a password in the end of this mail that you know that it is me and
I have also included my recent passport photogreaph� which I have uploaded for you to
see, also for security purposes I want you and I to abstain from phone calls at the momment
as it would not be wise to do anything as such as walls have ears keep all informations
we share as well as photos very confidential, all that we would do is send emails secretly
contacting the security comapnay� where possible inorder to avoid any other future
complications about hacking� till the fund is incured in an account provided by you.

Further more I want you and I to work in one accord, I might not be very wise in handling
of such affairs but I would try as much as possible to my best of� knowledge that we get
this fund in due time. Now lets go to the updates and the recent developments.
�
1) I KNOW THAT YOU HAVE SAID THAT IT IS QUITE IMPOSSIBLE AT THE MOMMENT FOR YOU
TO TRAVEL, I WANT JUST ONLY BOTH OF US TO BE INVOLVED IN THIS PROJECT AND NO ONE
ELSE NOT EVEN YOUR AGENCIES IN HUMANITARIAN WORKS (RED CROSS ) SHOULD KNOW ABOUT
THIS. WHATEVER WE HAVE TO DO SHOULD BE DONE THROUGH EMAILS UNTIL WE GET THIS FUND
IN OUR POSSESSION.

2) WHILE YOU WERE BUSY ASKING ME QUESTIONS, I WOULD WANT TO BRING TO YOUR
NOTICE THAT THERE WAS AN UNDUE DELAY IN OPERATIONS ON OUR PART AND WE HAVE
TO CATCH UP WITH A GOOD PACE IN THIS TRANSACTION, I WANT US TO GET THIS AGREEMENT
THAT WE WOULD SHARE THE FUND AS MR.S FATIMA INSISTS , YOU WOULD GET 25%,
I GET 20% AND MR.S FATIMA AHMED GETS THE REST 45% AND 10% FOR THE EXPENSES INCURED
IN EXECUTION OF THIS DEAL. ALSO PLEASE NOTE THAT WHATEVER EXPENSES YOU MIGHT INCURE
WHILE DEALING IN THE CLEARANCE OF THE CONSIGNMENT WOULD BE RE-EMBURSED TO US.

ERIC I WANT TO TRUST YOU ON THIS AND I KNOW THAT YOU CANNOT FAIL ME AND I HAVE
ALL FAITH AND CONFIDENCE IN YOU THAT YOU WILL DEFINITELY GIVE US OUR PERCENTAGE
AND NOT RUN AWAY WHEN THIS DEAL GOES THROUGH.

LET US NOT WASTE TIME ANYMORE� I WANT YOU TO SEND THIS ALREADY PREPARED FORMAT�
TO THE SECURITY COMPANY FIRST THING TOMORROW MORNING SO THAT WE CAN START
IMMEDIATELY WITH THE FINANCIAL STATEMENTS AND PROCEEDINGS.
THIS IS WHAT YOU WOULD SEND TO THE BANK.

RE:
� � � � � REQUEST FOR ASSISTANCE IN CLEARANCE OF CONSIGNMENT.
I Mr.� .....................................( fill in your name ) I request� to clear my consignment
secured in your� security company, COIN SECURE COMPANY� in your country� UAE branch
Dubai which was dated� On the 20th Of July 2002. I deposited my consignment in the mother
branch in Angola with particulars:

CONSIGNMENT NUMBER :� � � � � 253 - 177 - 861
ACC NO :� � � � � �486 - 848- 462.
TRANSFER CODE : CSFS/SW� - N9001/01
SECURITY COMPANY CONTACT: email: [email protected]

Please I would like you to attend to me with utmost urgence in the process of my application.
I would be most grateful if my request is given the urgency it requires because of the time and
demmurage factors.�

Yours sincerely,
....................( your name)

PLEASE BE VERY CAREFUL WHEN DEALING� WITH THE SECURITY COMPANY� SO THAT THEY
DO NOT ASK YOU TOO MANY QUESTIONS, IN THIS CASE IT IS VERY SENSITIVE AS THEY DO NOT
KNOW THE CONTENTS OF THE� CONSIGNMENT.

THE PASSWORD THAT WE WOULD BOTH WORK WITH IS.
QUESTION : WHO IS MY GOOD FRIEND? Well it's not me?

ANSWER : TRUST WORTHY ERIC. Oh. Okay it is.
Yours sincerely.
Dr. Mohammed Yusuf.

http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a320/Nurse419/MYPASSPORT.jpg

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Quote:

From : Mohammed Yusuf <[email protected]>
Sent : Saturday, August 13, 2005 9:52 AM
To : <[email protected]>
Subject : The Certificate of Deposit

Attachment : CertificateofDepositDubai.jpg (1.12 MB)

Dear Eric,
� How are you doing?� Have you contacted the security company as instructed, update me with
there requirement,
l attach the deposit certificate here.
Waiting to hear from you soonest.

Mohhamed Yusuf

Here be the picture.
http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a320/Nurse419/certificate_of_deposit1.jpg

The picture he provides is... laughable. I am amazed he actually sent it. Really amazed. Me play dumb boy good... The certificate is beautiful. Golden borders just do it for me everytime. I am so appalled I have his walla account closed for BAD TASTE!

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Quote:

Hi Dr.Yusuf,

Good Morning. I hope you had a good weekend. I spent time with my sister and her family.
We had a great time. But to business. I am glad you got your computer sorted.

I have emailed the security company with all information and the document. I told them nothing.

Hope to hear from them soon.

Hey do you have another picture of yourself. The last one was very bad quality.

ERIC

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Hi again Mohammed. Yahoo account. Excellent.

Quote:

From : Mohammed Yusuf <[email protected]>
Sent : Monday, August 15, 2005 5:08 AM
To : [email protected]
Subject : ACCEPT MY APPOLOGY. LETS PROCEED

Attachment : CertificateofDeposit.jpg (1.12 MB)
Dear Eric.
Accept my appology please there are a few things in which I had earlier written in my last email
to you. I am really sorry for all the doubts which I expressed in my last mail to you.
Please I have however opened another email adress and this time with the yahoo mail:
My new email address is [email protected]
I want you to please send me your response in which I had earlier written you.
Below is the document which I sent to you and all the other emails.
Read carefully please and lets move on, also send another email to the security company again.

Please I appologize for all the troubles. let us proceed.
this is my password to show that we are still together in this and you know that this email is
authentically from me.

FOLLOW MY INSTRUCTIONS WHICH I SENT TO YOU BEFORE AND SEND ME WHAT I HAVE ASKED.
Thanks
Yours sincerely
Mohammed Yusuf.
[email protected]

http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a320/Nurse419/certificate_of_deposit1.jpg

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Quote:

Dear Mr.Yusuf,

So is everything secure? We can discuss our business securly now?

How are you sir? I am fine. I emailed my details and scanned copy of the certificate to the
security company on Tuesday afternoon (my time) I was busy studying yesterday so I didnt
check my emails, but I got a bounce back from thzt email you gave me. It told me that my mail
was not able to be delivered. I am not sure what to do next? Is there another person I can send
this too?

I shall wait for your swift response.

Eric

CRAP. Didn't bother sending it.

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Quote:

From : Mohammed Yusuf <[email protected]>
Sent : Wednesday, August 17, 2005 5:33 PM
To : Eric [email protected]
Subject : Proceed now. (new email address is verified)

DEAR ERIC,

HOW ARE YOU DOING? I HOPE FINE AND EVERYTHING IS MOVING IN GOD'S PLANS. WELL I JUST
GOT YOUR MAIL TODAY AND BELEIVE YOU ME I AM VERY HAPPY TO HAVE SEEN THAT YOU ARE
MAKING EFFORTS LIKE THE SAME THAT I AM DOING OVER HERE.

YES EVERYTHING NOW I BELEIVE IS VERY SECURE AS I HAVE CLOSED ALL LOOP HOLES AND WE
ARE CERTAINLY READY TO MOVE ON.

I HAVE REALLY BEEN BOTHERED AND I KNOW THAT WITH TIME WE WOULD BOTH GET THROUGH
WITH THIS PROJECT TOGETHER.

I HAD EARLIER TRIED TO MAIL THE SECURITY COMPANY TOO AND THEN IT DID NOT GO THROUGH.
I WENT DOWN TO THE COMPANY LOCATION YESTERDAY (WEDNESDAY) HERE IN DUBAI AND LAID
A COMPLAINT AND WAS TOLD THAT THE EMAIL ADDRESS HAD BEEN CHANGED AND SO GIVEN THEIR
NEW EMAIL ADDRESS. THE EMAIL ADDRESS IS : [email protected]

I WANT YOU TO SEND THEM THE EMAIL NOW, IMMEDIATELY YOU GET THIS MAIL SO AS TO HASTEN
UP WITH TIME, ONCE WE HAVE SENT THIS DOCUMENT WE WOULD WAIT FOR THE INSTRUCTIONS
AS TO PROCUREMENT OF THE CONSIGNMENT . I HAVE HOWEVER TOLD MRS. AHMED ON THE RECENT
DEVELOPMENT AND SHE IS WELL PLEASED WITH OUR STEPS.

PLEASE I WANT YOU TO KEEP ME INFORMED WITH THE RECENT DEVELOPMENT ONCE YOU ARE REPLIED
TO BY THE SECURITY COMPANY.

SO NOW I WANT YOU TO CONTACT THE SECURITY COMPANY NOW AND GET BACK TO ME ASAP.

N.B
PLEASE TRY AND BE RELIGIOUS IN THE CHECKING OF YOUR MAILS AS WELL AS REPLYING THE FEEDBACK
TO ME THAT I MAY GET UPDATES OF THE TRANSACTION.

THANKS
MOHAMMED YUSUF.

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I do as i am told. (I am a very submissive nurse). I CC Yusuf into this email.

Quote:

ATTENTION

REQUEST FOR ASSISTANCE IN CLEARANCE OF CONSIGNMENT

I Mr. Eric xxxxxxxx, request to clear my consignment secured in your security company,
COIN SECURE COMPANY in your country UAE branch Dubai, which was dated On the 20th Of
July 2002. I deposited my consignment in the mother branch in Angola with particulars:

CONSIGNMENT NUMBER: 253 - 177 - 861
ACC NO: 486 - 848- 462
TRANSFER CODE: CSFS/SW - N9001/01
SECURITY COMPANY CONTACT:
E-mail: [email protected]

Please I would like you to attend to me with utmost urgency in the process of my application.
I would be most grateful if my request is given the urgency it requires because of the time and
demurrage factors.

Yours sincerely,
Eric xxxxxxxx

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you can trust me Yusuf.

Quote:

RE: Proceed now. (new email address is verified)

Dear Mr.Yusuf,

I have emailed the security company. I also sent the email to you. I did this secretly. The security
company will not know it was sent to you also.

Now we can move to the second phase Mr.Yusuf. I am still waiting for a new picture of you, or
some sort of identification. I will then provide you with some identification of me. Then we can finalise
the deal. I might need to organise a flight for you to come visit me so that I can release some funds
to you personally.

Eric

I am willing to fly. I like flying. I really want that money as well.

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Quote:

From : Mohammed Yusuf <[email protected]>
Sent : Thursday, August 18, 2005 10:34 AM
To : Eric [email protected]
Subject : Thanks. you did right

Attachment : mypassport.jpg (< 0.01 MB)
DER ERIC,

Your letter was received in good hands, I think I like this email box at yahoo.co.in, I feel very secured
with my new email box, thanks to your idea.
I know that I said that I would send you a copy of my pictures at present I am not with copies of my
pictures besides I dont really like taking photos. really? i wonder why? Maybe because you recently had some snaps done with a loaf of bread on your head and don't want to be humiliated again? Well I have enclosed in this mail a copy of my passport
photograph for that is all that is with me now. Mind you, we have to be very cautious now as I was
advised by Mr.s Ahmed that we should not let the security company have any suspicions on the contents
of the consignment so we have to be very careful when we are attending to their requirements.

You did a good job as to the format you sent to the secuirty company was perfectly as I expected it.
I should think that we are close to the completing of the project as we have to be very careful as to
whom we tell inorder not to botch our attempts.
Sure I would love to see you too, you and I have to see but you know the duration of this whole
project bothers me alot, I am like the middle man in this whole business and I dont want to flop things
up. I will be making arrangement to see you too but you know the probelm here is the shortage of funds
that is why I have not done this through as at the momment I am not really bouyant and that posses a lot of restraints on my side. (great line)

Let us see how far we can go as when we are through with the tedious phase of the project at hand
then we can suggest the best means to meet in person.
I will not lie to you, I know that this project might incure us some funds as there are things like demurrage
which bothers me at momment but I want yoo to be rest assured that whatever you might spend would
be re-embursed to you when the consignment is retreived.

Do give me updates.

Yours Sincerely,

Mohemmed Yususf

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Well while we wait for the security company, I have a few reasonable questions to ask. Especially these funds i may be spending?

Quote:

Good morning Mr.Yusuf,

I hope you are well today. I hope your family is healthy and happy also. I have a good feeling today.
I woke up this morning feeling very happy we will soon be able to do some good. If it isn't too much
trouble I do need a few answers. I have a few questions that really need attenting too. Also I haven't
heard back from the security company. Will I need to provide some identification?

1. When the consignment is released, where will it go?

2. How much is the total money I will recieve?

3. Once the consignment is cleared, and I have the funds, how do I hide the money? (I only ask this
because of the srtict tax laws here) I have never done anything like this before, so I am concerned
that when my account is suddenly filled with money I will have to explain how it got there?

4. Do you not have any photographs of you that you can scan in and send? Surely you have some
lying around. I don't mean to push Mr.Yusuf, I am just curious thats all.

I will keep you updated with everything that happens, and once this is all over I think we should meet
up for a dinner somewhere. We'll both have some money at that time so it shouldn't be a problem.

Also you mentioned something about some money we might have to pay? Do you have any idea how
much that might be? Just a rough guess is fine. I need to know just so I can get it together.

Thanks Mr.Yusuf.

Eric

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WOW. He's chatty. I wounder how much time he's wasted typing to me. I speed type, so it's no trouble for me! (nurse's have those skills).

Quote:

From : Mohammed Yusuf <[email protected]>
Sent : Thursday, August 18, 2005 9:07 PM
To : [email protected]
Subject : DEAR ERIC

Attachment : MYPASSPORT.bmp (0.36 MB)
Dear Eric,

Greetings to you to I am fine and so is the rest of my family (Amin).
I received your letter now waking up and feeling good is something that we should thank almighty
God for as you know I beleive that we are not far from making our dreams a reliality now that we
have contacted the security company and they have started responsding, I am so haappy.
I will gve you the best possible answers to your questions to my best of knowledge.

1)I do not know if you would have to provide some identification, I am not sure, but one thing for
sure is that the goods was not registered under a particular name, from my careful observation on
the certificate of beneficiary it was indicated that the name of the beneficiary of the consignment
was marked under CONFIDENTIAL. I asked Mr.s Ahmed why so, and she said that it was registered
to be by a westerner who came visiting and wanted to export antiques from Africa and did not
want it tampered with so you should not be less bothered, your Identity is not a problem the goods
can go to any country must must be reliable becuase of the contents, just for record purposes
because there was no initial information included by the sender. I guess just to show that you have
collected your goods. The goods would be collected by us immediately we have the requirements met,
you could come over here and collect it, we would go there together collect the box, go to a safe
place and share our proceeds, or we can arrange here with a bank in Dubai, Arab Bank Dubai Branch
provide some bank informations and have the money transfered there it would be so easy because
arabs are known to be good merchants when it comes to giving them a little something too, I too
have thought about this whole transaction They can have it showed that you made some investment
in shares and now you are receiving you dividends once we have this money keeping it would not
be a problem because we can talk to a few people there with some greasing of palms. This should
be able to solve that tax law problem in your country.

2) From the current discussion I had with Mrs. Ahmed, she made mention to me that you would have
a total share of 25% while I get 20% and then she gets the rest (of the twenty two million five
hundred thousand Dollars US$).
from what she meant that whatever you may spend in procuring the consingment would be re-embursed
to you immediately after receipt.

3) I have sent you a copy of my passport photograph, check the mail I sent to you you would see my
picture attached.

4) The consignment was registered and deposited on the 20th 0f july, I complained to Mrs. Ahmed but
she said that that was not a problem that her husband had being servicing the demurrage but stopped
in August 22 last year, and she said that their charges are not much here with the consignment
company and that they are really efficient in services.

I do not know or have any idea how much, from what she says I dont think it could be much. lets have
our fingers crossed.
Please give me feed backs from your contacts with them.

Yours sincerely
Mohammed Yusuf.
N.B
MY PASSPORT PHOTO GRAPH ATTACHED AGAIN

What is with the bloody picture?
http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a320/Nurse419/MYPASSPORT.jpg

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Waste more time.

Quote:

Dear Mr.Yusuf,

So you are saying that the funds will have to be collected by yourself in Arab Bank Dubai Branch.
I don't mean to sound rude, but how am I to ensure that my part of the funds (25% of $22.5M which
is $5,625,000) will be given to me. What sort of garantee do I have from yourself and Mrs.Ahmed that
I won't be forgotten in this deal? It is alot of money and alot of risk. Please don't be offended.
These concerns I would have thought, would be normal for a transaction like this.

I have seen your photo before , but i was asking for a better new one. That is no trouble at all.
Especially considering your position and esteem. I want some insurance, so to speak.

Eric

This photo business is becoming a touchy subject. I really don't see why a doctor at a hospital doesn't have access to any equipment to carry this VERY reasonable request through.

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Quote:

>From: Mohammed Yusuf <[email protected]>
>To: Eric [email protected]
>Subject: AGREEMENT IS AGREEMENT
>Date: Sat, 20 Aug 2005 02:57:12 +0100 (BST)
>
>
>Dear Eric,
>How are you doing? I hope that everything is fine and thanks to the work of allah.
>
>I have just checked my email now and I see that you are really having a doubt on our trust.
I want you to know that whatever I and you have together is business and you know that whoever
does business must have a gain. Mrs. Ahmed made a proposal to you and she is bent on fulfilling it.
>
>I also want you to understand that we are both working together for one same benefit and that is
making a goal, why then would I want to hold what should belong to you, also from talking on who
would stand a risk of not having his share, It should be Mrs.Ahmed and I because you are going to
be the sender and the clearing of the consignment will give you the title of the owner of the
consignment, I let you in this and I beleive in you this much because of our previous problems
encountrered in our earlier discussions with the other email box that we were contacting through
and you made me understand that you are trust worthy.
>
>Agreement is agreement there is no compromise you will certaily get your percentage and so must I,
there is no problem with how your share enteres your account, once the money is gotten if you must
know that I have a diplomat friend who can assit in sending your share of the transaction to where
ever part of the world without questions. It might look like aids that he donated to you in correspondence
with your humanity works.
>
>
>You are like a son to me, I want the best also for you , anyone that works with me will definitly
have to be rewarded. I want you to hvae a rest assured mind, that once this consignment is done
with and in our care, you can decide how you would want the money sent to you in your account or
in cash.
>
>Please do lets proceed instaed of wasting time Eric.
>
>WE HAVE TO BE ALONG WITH TIME
>
>
>
>Thanks,
>
>Yours sincerely.
>
>Mohammed Yusuf

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Wasting time?.. sure I can that.

Quote:

Hi Mohammed,

Still have nothing in my inbox. I will let you know the moment I am contacted.

Eric

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Quote:

From : Mohammed Yusuf <[email protected]>
Sent : Sunday, August 21, 2005 6:42 PM
To : [email protected]
Subject : inform me

Dear Eric,
I have just gotten your email, I find it hard to believe that you have not been replied to. I was at
the security company the other day and I made a complaint and they said that immediately after
they received responses from client.
send me a mail when you get anything from them.

I want to go to the securiy company tommorrow Monday and lay the complaint that you have not
been attended to. Ii will wait for your response as to this. Do I go or we wait a bit.
get to me fast pls
thanks
Mohammed Yusuf

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Quote:

Hi Mohammed,

How are you today?

I still have heard nothing from the security company. Just checking you did get my email that
I copied to you. (The one I sent the security company) This was the email address you gave me...

[email protected] Oh dear. I have mis-spelt it. Oh boy... Is my face red.

Is that the right one?

Eric

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Quote:

From : Mohammed Yusuf <[email protected]>
Sent : Tuesday, August 23, 2005 12:09 PM
To : Eric [email protected]
Subject : Update me incase

Dear Eric,

I have just read your email and i am really bothered why the security company has not yet replied you or done anything, why is this so? well the email address which you sent them is this. try it again : [email protected]

please do update me if there is anything up.

Thanks

M. Yusuf

to be continued...

Posted: Mon Sep 05, 2005 8:13 am

Oh bloody hell... alright. Let's get the ball rolling.

Quote:

[email protected]
[email protected]

ATTENTION

REQUEST FOR ASSISTANCE IN CLEARANCE OF CONSIGNMENT

I Mr. Eric xxxxxxxx, request to clear my consignment secured in your security company, COIN SECURE COMPANY in your country UAE branch Dubai, which was dated On the 20th Of July 2002. I deposited my consignment in the mother branch in Angola with particulars:

CONSIGNMENT NUMBER: 253 - 177 - 861
ACC NO: 486 - 848- 462
TRANSFER CODE: CSFS/SW - N9001/01
SECURITY COMPANY CONTACT:
E-mail: [email protected]

Please I would like you to attend to me with utmost urgency in the process of my application. I would be most grateful if my request is given the urgency it requires because of the time and demurrage factors.

Yours sincerely,
Eric

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Quote:

From: Mohammed Yusuf <[email protected]>
To: Eric [email protected]
Subject: Update me incase
Date: Tue, 23 Aug 2005 20:09:59 +0100 (BST)

Dear Eric,

I have just read your email and i am really bothered why the security company has not yet replied you or done anything, why is this so? well the email address which you sent them is this. try it again : [email protected]

please do update me if there is anything up.

Thanks
M. Yusuf

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Quote:

Hi Mohammed,

I hope you are well and your family is fine.

I have re-sent that email once again to the security company. I do hope I hear from them soon.

Have you encountered any issues on your end?

Eric

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Quote:

From : Mohammed Yusuf <[email protected]>
Sent : Wednesday, August 24, 2005 8:11 AM
To : Eric [email protected]
Subject : Nothing from my end yet

Dear Eric,
I am fine and everything is okay here, I have not yet gotten any news from the security company and I am really waiting eagerly for a new development from your end.

I beleive that immediately you are sent a response from the security company than things should be going as planned in respect to the clearance os the consignment at hand.

I am seriuosely on the look out so as to get in contact with you on sending you instructions that must be followed, Just incase you get anything from them I want you to reply immedaitely to thier requirements and thne get back to me, remember that we have to be intime and cautious not to make any silly unreversable mistakes.

Do get back to me.

Thanks
Your sincerely

Mohammed Yusuf.

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WOW! FINALLY! I CAN ALMOST SMELL THAT MONEY...achem... I will of course be giving it to the Red Cross. I am not a greedy.

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From : Legal Department <[email protected]>
Reply-To : [email protected]
Sent : Wednesday, August 24, 2005 8:31 AM
To : [email protected]
Subject : Re: Certificate Certified.

FROM THE DESK OF COIN SECURE
SECURITY COMPANY DUBAI UAE BRANCH.
AL-AHLIL SULE ROAD DUBAI UAE.

ACKNOWLEDGEMENT OF THE RECEIPT OF CERFIFICATE OF DEPOSIT.

THIS IS TO CERTIFY THAT THE CERTIFICATE OF DEPOSIT WITH PARTICULARS : REF. NUMBER: BB/0022/04 . TRANSFER CODE: CSFS/SW-N9001/01 / OF CONSIGNMENT BOX DEPOSIT DATED: 20TH JULY 2002 / WITH SWIFT NUMBER: 253177861 /CONSIGNMENT ACCOUNT NUMBER:486848462 SENT TO US HAS BEEN SUCESSFULLY SCRUTINIZED AND APPROVED BY US.

YOUR CONSIGNMENT HAS BEEN REBOOKED AND CONFIRMED SEALED AND INTACT. INORDER TO COMPLETE YOUR COLLECT OF CONSIGMENT IN FREIGHT,THE FOLLOWING IS NEEDED AND MUST BE PREPARED BY THE FEDERAL HIGH COURTS DUBAI UAE, IN THE RELEASE OF YOUR CONSIGNMENT. FOLLWOING THE ARAB NATIONS ACT OF SECTION 45 OF CIVIL LAW.

1) CERTIFICATE OF CLAIM.

2) CERTIFICATE OF BENEFICIARY.

3) FREIGHT CLIENT CERTIFICATE.

THESE ARE BASIC REQUIREMENTS IN ACCORDANCE WITH THE LAWS AND REGULATIONS COVERING THE SEAL AND BINDING, PROCUREMENT AND EXECUTION OF CONTRACT UNDER THE FREIGHT LAWS SECOND AND THIRD PARTY LWS OF DUBAI CONSTITUTION 1999.

YOU WOULD NEED THIS DOCUMENTS ATTESTED AND APPROVED WITH STAMPS SENT TO US BY THE FEDERAL HIGH COURTS DUBAI UAE.

THANKS.
MANAGEMENT.

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Quote:

From : Legal Department <[email protected]>
Reply-To : [email protected]
Sent : Wednesday, August 24, 2005 8:34 AM
To : [email protected]
Subject : Re: PLEASE COMPLETE AND SEND BACK. ASAP

ATTN: ERIC . XXXXXXXX 08/24/2005

RE: PROCESS YOUR INFORMATION.

DEAR SIR,
PRIOR TO YOUR REQUEST RECEIEVED ON THURSDAY 8/18/2005, WE HAVE HEREBY ACKNOWLEDGED THE RECIEPT OF YOU REQUEST AND DOCUMENT AND AND NEED THE FOLLWOING INFORMATION AND REQUIREMENTS.

PLEASE FILL AND SEND BACK THIS FORM.

1) NAME : ........................................ MIDDLE NAME : ..............................

2) SURNAME: .....................................................................................

3) ADDRESS: .....................................................................................

4) TELEPHONE CONTACT : ..............................................

5) DATE OF BIRTH /AGE: ......................

6) PROFFESSION: ....................................

7) COUNTRY: ................................

Cool

NEXT OF KIN: ............................................

NAME : ......................... MIDDLE NAME : .............................

SURNAME : ...................................

9) DESTINATION COUNTRY OF CONSIGNMENT:

...............................................
YOU ARE ADVISED TO GET BACK TO US AS SOON AS POSSIBLE INORDER FOR US TO GIVE YOU EFFICIENT SERVICE.

THANK YOU

CUSTOMERS' SERVICE

RAHEEM ABDULAH

N.B
YOU ARE ADVISEED TO FILL THIS FORM AND SEND BAK IN THE NEXT 72 HRS IMMEDIATELY

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I of course fill it out. Everything I typed is 100% untrue. I am sure they care very little. My dads name was my first real bullshit name.

Quote:

ATTN: Legal Department Coin Secure

1) NAME : Eric MIDDLE NAME : XXXXX

2) SURNAME: XXXXX

3) ADDRESS: 31 High Road

4) TELEPHONE CONTACT : XXXXXXXXX

5) DATE OF BIRTH /AGE: 22/03/1980

6) PROFFESSION: Studying doctor for Red Cross Australia

7) COUNTRY: Australia

Cool

NEXT OF KIN: (father) Edward Linus Fisted XXXXX

NAME : Edward MIDDLE NAME : Linus Fisted

SURNAME : XXXXX

9) DESTINATION COUNTRY OF CONSIGNMENT:

Australia

I have attached my passport as well for indentification. Please let me know when I can collect my funds. Also I require some name of contact at Coin Secure, and of course some form of identification as well.

Thanks,

Eric

Here I made an Australian passport. I thought I had better put 12 years of photoshop to work. I then read something about not providing passports anymore. I shall not do it again. I will use famous people if I need to be someone.
http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a320/Nurse419/p3526y.jpg

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Quote:

Hi Mohammed,

All is done. I have sent all my information to the security company. I have kept up to my part of the bargin. I have done everything you have told me to do. I have even provided all my personal details to you both. If everything goes to plan, then I am going to try and fly to Dubai to see this deal through. I've invested alot of time, as we both have, and would love to meet with you and have a drink once we collect the funds.
So now it's your turn to show me your pictures (new ones) and send me a copy of your passport as well. Your last image (your passport photo) was such bad quality that picture could be anyone. I am uncomfortable with your enigmatic personality. I have put my neck on the block, it's time you did the same. Take a recent high quality photograph this weekend, maybe even a few while your at it. I am away all weekend studying with a few girls from uni (going to the beach). So a few pictures of yourself isn't hard to do!? Excellent!

Be seeing you monday,
Have a great weekend . i wil

Eric

PARTY TIME. I am about to be very rich... and generous. Also I want a picture. Just a god damn new picture. PLEASE YUSUF! How frickin' hard is it... FOR THE LOVE OF GOD SEND ME ANYTHING!!!

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Quote:

From : Mohammed Yusuf <[email protected]>
Sent : Friday, August 26, 2005 6:49 AM
To : Eric [email protected]
Subject : This is Good. get back to me

dear Eric,

I have just received your mail and I am happy that you have received a response from the security company at long last. I have been waiting and hoping for this you know... I also was suprised at the questions that you are posing to the security company, I thought that I had sent you a mail to be careful with them, you would trigger them t6o start looking into things... you know coinsignment matters alot and it was registered as anonymous.. they should just beleive that it is business as usual, by asking for a type of identification you might get them to start raising an eyebrow on the consignment, I beg you to please just leave them to do their job... I believe that they know their job and they would be able to account better for whatever documents that they should lease for your perusal. Sorry. I wouldn't want to screw anything up now.

Let them do the asking and we provide whatever they want then when we are sure that we have the consignment in our court then we can pose to ask for whatever we want. for now let us concentrate on furthering issues.

I was with Mrs. Ahmed earlier today and she told me that she is having pressures back at home that she should return back for security reasons and sanctions placed on her family, she however closed the idea due to the fact that she is still really ill and in the hospital for intensive medical care coupled with the sort of diplomatic immunityher husband has, she managed to wave the whole issue. she sends her regards and says that she would repay you immensely after the transaction. Ahhh peace of mind is a wonderful thing.

Also about the documents that the security company asked you to get.... I dont think I have heard of it before... I asked Mrs. Ahmed and she says that she does not have these as we should ask the security company on how we can obtain these documents. I want you to please write the security company how and when we can get this documents that we are ready to claim our consignment.

send them a mail and ask them how this can be done that you are currently not in Dubai that you are attending to some time taking business affairs of yours or something.

Please get back to me as soon as you have done this and possible after you get a response from them so that I get updated.

I await your urgence response.

Thank you
Mohammed Yusuf

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I put a fake phone number in my details to the security company. He of course calls it.

Quote:

From : Mohammed Yusuf <[email protected]>
Sent : Friday, August 26, 2005 9:42 PM
To : Eric [email protected]
Subject : send me your Telephone code details.. how to call you

Dear Eric,
how are you? well I just tried calling you but could not get you. I want you to please send me the country code to your country in which you provided in the mail that you sent to me with the form...
Do send me the code and how I can call you as I want to discuss more with you on the telephone.
Thanks
Yours
Mohammed Yusuf

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My request for better pictures. He's not a happy camper.

Quote:

Dear Eric,

I have just read your second mail and I did not have time to reply to you. how are you? well I thought that we had long time sorted all these questions of us.. listen if we kpp asking and doing this way then I believe that we might not get even with all these. I thank God that you are also in the line of job that we all do... I manage an intensive unit here in Dubai and I hardly even have time for frivolities.. I work from time to time as early as 6.00am till 10.30 pm in the evening and attimes I do stay till the next day just to be able to finish the contract as I am on a special contract with Dubai Government.. I hardly ever have time for myself.. I thought that this would just take a few while but now I have months to go... I try as much to be able to make this deal through that is why I use most of all I get to reach to your attention and send you mails. Please do understand that I am working on this... I dont want any lapse in the hands of my superior and I am sure that you would not want things any harder or bad for me.

I would try my best and find time to send you new photos of myself okay.

If you got my last email, I want you to send them a mail immediately ask them how we can obtain this documents of such sort.

I would be awaiting your response on this.

Mohammed Yusuf

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Hi Welcome to Paranoid Central I am your hostess Nurse Nasty. Next we will be taking a very large tangent in our adventure here. I was lost for a idea. How else could I waste his time. We'll already broken our keyboards blabbing on back and forth. I need something... Once again fate drops into my latex covered hot pants. Her name is Rosely Pambo. Another scammer. I think it's time this niaeve young doctor starts to understand what is happening.

Quote:

what the hell is going on???

Dr.Yusuf,

I am VERY pissed at the moment. I was sent an email from another person who is 'claiming' to have a large consignment of cash also. Claiming to know about our deal. This person has offered me more money to STOP my transaction with you, and to use any funds I have available to pay another security company for a even larger amount of money for my troubles. Personally I am staring to believe that this person may have been the person who hacked your computer. They know too much? or somehow know who you are?? I have cut and paste the body of the email below. They are claiming all sort of shit that is making me even more suspicious of any deals?? Read through this thoughly and get back to me ASAP!!! This all starting to really piss me off. My time is way too important to be messed around by people wanting to play bullshit games with my efforts.

Eric

**********

Dear Eric,

Thank you for your mail may God bless you. I understand your mail right away, you are a man of vision and focus that we make it in life.

Let me tell you i am rosely pambo from abidjan cote'd'ivore i don't know tha kind of business you are doing with the people over there in dubai but i have to advice you is to know the knid of people you are doing business with.

If you have 12 thousand for clearance for the consignment, i can offer you a better deal, the consignment i am talking about is with the security company which contain 14.5 million dollars, The money you have to spend on that consignment to claim it is too exobitant all you need to do on this my case is to contact the security company and ask them to send the box to your door step pay a small fees that all, for you to spend such amount for that consignment my brother stop, don't spend that money please if you can take my advice but if you don't if you regret spending that money, you we come to me later.you were verylucky to meet with me. your deal is a thief and liar. you dubai man is exobitant

You know the 14.5 million dollars you have to invest it on any business you like so that i can join you in you country over there to start a new life with you i only have one son i know that you can take care of us.

Please all you have to do on my own case is to contact the security company and the we deliever the consignment to you in your door step, Please top with those men i assure you that if you contact the company i am given you now within two days the consignment we be deliever to you safe with out stress.

Tell that man to stop yet and try this business of mine and see what i am saying to you don't tell them that you are not doing the business again and don't tell them that you are doing other business keep it secret with them.

I am sending you my picture tnd my son to you to see.

Please send us your phone number and your full address so that we will know were your are reaily living in your country,

Please what you have to do now is to contact the sucerity company, Tell the security company that you are contacting them regards to the trunk box deposited with them by my late husband michael Pambo, tell them that you are my late husband foreign beneficiary you want them to deliver the trunk box to them there in your country, the security company will deliver the trunk box for you there in your country or any were you want them to deliver,Please if you are confortable with my response kindly contact the security company with the information below.

Magnum Vault House-Abidjan Ci.
Email: [email protected]
Contact person: Mr. Micheal Roberts,
Director of operation

Kindly keep me abreast often if you contact the security company to enable me know how you are doing with them at the same time to know when to join you over there in your country to start a new life there in your country. Have a nice day and hope to hear from you once again.

Regards,
Rosely Pambo

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THATS THE WHOLE EMAIL. Some sort of explaination will MOST DEFINATLY be required. Along with your god damn passport!

My patience grows thin.

ER

I was in fact baiting Rosely as well. But she was nowhere near as fervent as Yusuf. i decided to get her to type out for me the next spanner I intend to throw at Yusuf.

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Posted: Mon Sep 05, 2005 8:14 am

Oh dear. It looks as though Rosely has really scared Yusuf. I sort of provide him with the person who may have been behind his original computer/security issues. This e-mail is huge. He knows he's close. This Nasty Nurse will accept only the most colorful of excuses.

Quote:

From : Mohammed Yusuf <[email protected]>
Sent : Tuesday, August 30, 2005 2:04 PM
To : Eric [email protected]
Subject : Re: what the hell is going on???

MY DEAR ERIC,

HOW ARE YOU AND EVERYTHING? I AM REALLY HAPPY THAT YOU HAVE RESPONDED AGAIN TO THIS ALARMIMG SITUATION. WELL REGARDING THIS ISSUE, WHAT I HAVE DEDUCED FROM IT ALL IS THAT THIS PERPETRIATOR WHO IS BENT ON SIDE CUTTING US FROM THIS DEAL OR SHOULD I SAY DECEIVING YOU OR SCAMMING YOU FOR SOME REASON OR THE OTHER KNOWN TO HIM HAS YOUR "EMAIL ADDRESS"*********

THIS IS SUPPOSED TO MAKE ANYONE PISSED AT ANY CIRCUMSTANCE AT ALL. I REMEMBER TELL YOU THAT WE SHOULD BE CAREFUL IN THE WAY THAT WE WORK AND THE MANNER, WHO KNOWS HOW MANY PLANS HE HAS NEXT FOR US? I KNOW THAT HE HAS MORE TRICKS ON HIS SLEEVES AND HE WOULD MAKE NO RESISTANCE IN PUTTING HIS PLANS TO NOTION.

Rest assured he/she will.

I WANT YOU TO PLEASE DO SOMETHING ABOUT THIS.... I WANT YOU TO IGNORE WHATEVER YOU HAVE WITH HIM, IF HE SENDS YOU A MAIL I WANT YOU TO BLOCK ALL EMAIL ADDRESSES OR IF POSSIBLE CLOSE DOWN THE BOX, THIS TRANSACTION IS MOST IMPORTANT TO US NOW AT THIS POINT.

uh..ha..

IF YOU HAD EARLIER LISTENED TO ME ON THIS ISSUE OF URGENCY WE WOULD NOT BE LINGERING ON THIS MATTER INSTEAD YOU INSIST ON ASKING ME ON FURTHER IDENTIFICATIONS AND PHOTOS, I THINK THAT MATTER IS RATHER TOO UNSERIOUS AS I HAD TOLD YOU BEFORE THAT WHATEVER WE HAVE BETWEEN US IS TRUST AND THAT I HAVE GIVEN TO YOU.

A bloody picture would have done it.

WHAT WE MUST DO NOW IS HOW TO STOP ALL CONTACTS FROM THIS WHOEVER IT IS..... YOU KNOW THAT HE OR SHE KNOWS ABOUT YOU AND I AND DOES NOT KNOW THE OWNER OF THIS CONSIGNEMENT WHICH IS MRS. AHMED.. AS IF HE KNEW, HE WOULD HAVE PUT HER NAME THERE INSTAED OF ONE LATE MICHEAL PAMBO.. AND THE AMOUNT HE USED HERE IS NOT THE AMOUNT IN THE SECURITY COMPANY CERTIFICATE SO HE IS A LOSER AGAIN!!!!

Yep. Losers all round. But what are we to do?

I WANT YOU NOT TO RESPOND TO HIM JUAT IGNORE OR IF POSSIBLE CLOSE DOWN YOUR EMAIL. WE HAVE TO BE CLOSE AND FAST IN THIS DEAL NOW THAT SOMEONE IS BENT ON RUINING EVERYTHING......

TOMORROW I WOULD GO TO MRS. AHMED AND TELL HER EXACTLY WHAT HAS TRANSPIRED AND HEAR WHAT SHE HAS TO SAY. AS YOU KNOW THAT I AM TRYING ALL THAT I CAN TO MAKE SURE THAT THIS COME TO REALITY. THIS IS WHAT I WANT YOU TO DO IMMEDIATELY....

I WANT YOU TO PLEASE WRITE THE SECURITY COMPANY [email protected]

I WANT YOU TO PLEASE SEND THEM A MAIL I IMMEDIATELY YOU GET THIS MAIL . TELL THEM THAT YOU ARE REALLY PUZZLED AND WOULD LOVE TO KNOW HOW YOU CAN OBTAIN THE REQUIRED DOCUMENTS THAT THEY HAVE ASKED YOU TO PROCURE... AS I BELEIVE THAT ONCE WE HAVE THESE DOCUMENTS IN OUR CARE THAT WE WOULD HAVE NO FEAR AS TO WHATEVER PLNAS OR THREAT THAT THIS PERPETRIATOR HAS IN STOCK AS IT WOULD FACILITATE TRANSACTION FOR US.

DO THIS NOW AND PLEASE DO SOMETHING ABOUT THE THIEF ON WHAT I HAVE TOLD YOU.

Wait! Rosely's a thief?

I WOULD WANT TO SEE CHANGES AND DEVELOPMENT ON THIS ISSUE AS I HAVE INSTRUCTED, IF I EVER NEEDED YOU IN ANY WAY THEN IT IS NOW... PLEASE DO AS I HAVE SAID INORDER THAT OUR PLANS OF A BIGGER FUTURE IS NOT JEOPARDIZED.

DO GET BACK TO ME IMMEDIATELY AFTER YOU HAVE FOLLOWED INSTRUCTIONS WE HAVE TO BE FAST PLEASE. THIS DEAL IS FRUSTRATION BEYOND BELIEF. YOUR FRUSTRATION BEYOND BELIEF. WHY DO I WORRY WITH YOU?
THANK YOU.

YOURS SINCERELY

MOHAMMED YUSUF

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It is at this point (over a month later since the original e-mail) I decide it is time for the diamond coated whip I wear hooked to my studded leather belt. I am not happy. Some new information has come to light. I am afraid that poor Eric has lost all faith in Dr.Yusuf.

Quote:

Dear Mr.Yusuf,

I have done as requested, once again, but I am still receiving e-mails from that Rose lady. She had some very disturbing revelations for me, and at the same time she also provided me with a scanned copy of her passport and a photograph of herself. CRAP. I didn't even have to ask for it. She claims that you will steal my money. She claims that she will ensure that her deal is legit and she can prove that it is. She has already sent me pictures of the money, and told me that in all deals of this nature that identification is something that is shared first and foremost in a transaction of this nature. Gulp. Don't get too upset Yusuf. ALL I WANTED WAS A BLOODY PICTURE!

Even after everything WE have done together you give me rubbish and nonsense as to why you cannot provide me with some very simple identification. This has disturbed me from the start, but I thought with time and a little effort our trust and respect would grow. I have provided you all my details. EVERYTHING. I have contacted the Security Company several time now but the e-mail is never returned. Your lack of communication, despite your so-called busy schedule and inability to scan an image has led me to believe that you are not only wasting my efforts, but the efforts of Mrs.Ahmed.
ouch.

I have done everything I can. I have not wasted anyone�s time here but my own. If this deal falls through due to your lack of conviction it will be your fault. NOT mine. I have saved every e-mail we have shared to date, so if you try and turn this around on me, then I will use this evidence to make sure the parties involved are made full aware of your lack of conviction. Your incompetence is embarrassing, and your very sloppy business sense is frightening. I hope you do not operate on your patients with the same reckless abandon. Reckless abandon. Again a sentence i always wanted to use.

As of this moment I am no longer able to help you and Mrs.Ahmed. Please give my utmost condolences to her, and please make the effort to let her know how incredibly incompetent you are.

After everything it is very obvious that you don't do business very often, so I also fear for the patients you treat. I spent 3 months in Banda Aceh and treated every person with the same dedication I carry with me into every aspect of my life. I am a good man, who believes people to easily. I have seen horrors I can't forget and I've had people die in arms. I am normally very empathetic towards those of us who have very little or nothing. I tried everything to help YOU out. Now is the time to bow out gracefully, knowing full well I have done everything I could to see this through.

I do not need a response from you, as I understand you may be very busy at your 'hospital'. I will also be contacting the security company and alerting them to my intent to leave this deal. I will NOT mention your name to them, or Mrs.Ahmed's, so that you may find another to help you out. Maybe someone not as believing as I. If you threaten me in any way I will alert the security company of your intentions, and will forward all e-mails we have shared to them as proof. Your money will be lost forever. Mrs.Ahmed will only have YOU to blame.

With sympathy,
Eric

My whip is now bloodied. I am satisfied.

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Ladies and Gents of baitdom. May I introduce Yusuf. King of the Galactically Stupid.

Quote:

From : Mohammed Yusuf <[email protected]>
Sent : Thursday, September 1, 2005 6:13 AM
To : Eric [email protected]
Subject : ANSWERS CALL ME

DEAR ERIC,
PRIOR TO YOUR EMAIL SENT TO ME...WELL I HAVE TRIED ALL THAT I CAN DO AND IF THIS CASE MAY BE I WILL RELATEYOUR MESSAGE TO MRS. AHMED.
YOU SAID THAT THE ROSELY SENT YOU AN EMAIL AND PICTURES OF HERSELF? THAT IS GREAT. SHE ALSO SENT YOU PICTURES OF MONEY? SO YOU WANT TO TAKE WHATEVER SHE SAYS FOR HER WORDS?

YOU MUST BE VERYCAREFUL ABOUT 419 MAILS... Wait a second. Hold the phone? What is this. Yusuf says something I don't understand... 419 mail? What the...?THEY WILL JUST SCAM YOU OFF YOU HARD EARNED MONEY. DO YOU THINK THAT GOOD MONEY COMES CHEAP? SOMEONE WOULD JUST SEND YOU MAILS AND ASK YOU TO PAY SOME CERTAIN AMOUNT OF MONEY AND YOU WILL BELEIVE ? MY DEAR FRIEND THERE IS NO PROBLEM. YOU CAN LEAVE THIS DEAL BUT MIND IT... YOU WILL REGRET WHAT YOU HAVE JUSTSAID WITH ME. YOU HAVE NO SENSE OF MATURITY IN WHATEVERYOU HAVE SAID TO ME TODAY. I AM REALLY DISAPPOINTED IN YOU TO BE SINCERE LIKE YOU SAY THAT I DO NOT KNOW MY JOB..... Well your not a doctor, so my point may be valid?

WHAT ON EARTH WOULD YOU BELEIVE FROM WHAT THESE 419 SACMMERS Again. A phrase i am unsure of...FROM COTE DEVOIUR AND WEST AFRICA... THEY ARE ALL THIRVES . THEY DO THIS DAILY AND YOU MUST KNOW THAT IF YOU DO ANYTHING WITH THEM THAT YOU WOILD REGERT IN THE END.

CALL ME ON THIS NUMBER IMMEDIATELY FOR ANSWERS.

009 - 971 - 502 348 - 026

THIS IS MY DIRECT LINE I WILL WAIT FOR YOUR CALL.

Quote:

From : Mohammed Yusuf <[email protected]>
Sent : Thursday, September 1, 2005 6:41 PM
To : Eric [email protected]
Subject : CALL ME: 009 - 971 - 5023 - 48026

CALL ME IMMEDIATELY :009 - 971 - 5023 - 48026

NEED TO TALK.

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Quote:

Mr.Yusuf,

I started reading your message, and I thank you for relaying the information to Mrs.Ahmed. I also was totally confused as to what a 419 Mail was. I didn't even know what you were taking about until I did a search on the internet as to what a 419 Mail was! I am so stupid. I found out all about Email Fraud. This is very common place and rampant. I can't believe I almost fell for something so stupid. I am very embarassed at how close I was to falling prey to this rubbish.

Are you a 419 scammer? Mr.Yusuf I can't believe it. This is insane. I believed every word. I actually thought I was one of the lucky few.

If you are committing 419 Email Fraud. Then personally I don't want to be involved.

I don't think I want to give you my phone number. I am EXTREMELY suspicious about everything now. I have also told this 'Rosely' person that I want nothing to do with her or her deal. I am putting my savings fund back in the bank. This is crazy...

Eric

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THIS E-MAIL WILL TAKE SEVERAL MINUTES TO READ. AND TOOK ABOUT 20 MINUTES TO TYPE. His english improves dramatically.

Quote:

From : Mohammed Yusuf <[email protected]>
Sent : Thursday, September 1, 2005 7:23 PM
To : Eric [email protected]
Subject : This is Real

Dear Eric,

Why do you bother yourself with problems? Dunno. I guess I'm a sadomasochistic bitch.You seem to want answers so fast and not even looking athe the pace of time that must and has to mature as the deal manifests.. being matured is the ability to manage resources and time inorder to acheive a goal.

When I was sending you a mail in the first place, I did tell you my problems and what Mrs. Ahmed did encounter and made sure that you understood all that I was saying until I was bugged and someone tried to leak into ur mails and discussions. I thank God that you are the one that came into my rescue and asked me to change email address. No problem. Anytime you want the run around...but it apears that this person also had your email address and knew that you in one way or the other could stand as a financer and also assist in clearing this consignment.... so in a bid to scam you of your money he just had to plan his way through and make sure that he sends you a distraction to acheive his aim which he eventually suceeded.

I remember telling you that we should take things easy... I have not even asked you for money.. or did I? I do not even know how much was to be incured by the Security company..... I do not even know what is involved in the collect of the consignments and documents involved... I do not have pictures of any money.... all that I had was valid certificate which was confirmed by her highness Mrs. Ahmed.... Now she's a princess.If I did not know her then I would not think that there is soch money somewhere, but I do know her so well and have been hearing about her famil far too long.. doing help with her could mean having good contracts from our government in furture through her influence also with the benefits that she would give me as a share in the deal could propel me to great heights.. and this is all what I am loking at.

Would you have wanted me to send you pictures of money? Well if you wanted that then I do not know where I can get that as I am not dubious minded.... The so called Rosely had everything planned out and she put everythng in plan and you would have fallen. All I wanted was you to come down to Dubai and see for your self. I wanted youto discuss and see for yourself Mrs.Ahmed and I in person and then we move to the security company and receive th box and all that you had to do was assist in getting the consignemnet and get your share.. I do not want your money.

As you know, I am working in a hospital in Dubai and I must execute my contract well for me to be remaked in the end. but still I try to send you emails and this takes hours.. also I run down to the security company to make sure that I get responses. I have invested alot in this transaction even though you do not see it...you do not even appreciate my efforts but I know that Mrs. Ahmed knows that I am trying so hard. This people who this sort of a thing will never get away with it. As I do not know what next step to take.. Mrs. Ahmed is really disappointed in the whole turn out of events as she is really confused about this whole story and how you can be manipulated after lots of promised ends.

Right now I was not expecting your email but Ikept my finger crosses that you might return a mail tonight depsite the fact that you told me that it would be your last mail to me, I was really morrosed and told you a bid well. I knew that youwould come to your senses. I try to make this transaction as secret as ever and there is someone that wants to take advantages as you gave him audience despite the fact that I told you not to open any mails from him. My dear broither Eric, I have heard several stories about leaders stealling money and sending them to European states and America particularly my govrnment oficials and diplomats but I have never come close to such direct contacts before.. I believe that it is just my luck and my prayers that I come into such luck until the day that I came in contact with Mrs. Ahmed whom I was privileged to give medical attentions. I want you to belive and note that this is real and if not I would not be involved in this transactions here in Dubai instead of participating fully in my job. you know how much money that I could have? You are not a kid in this please and I am sure that you pretty know how to spend and invest with such funds, belive me you, I have not been myself since this person came in the second time with such diaobolical means to disrupt plans. Wait I thought I was using diabolical means to disprut plans.

I have settled down and taken time to expalin this fully to you. where myoffice is is a large one and I hardly have privacy as there are 5 other doctors here shaing the same office and people that I do not know their true character so I have to be extra careful in sending out inforamtions to you. I know that this whole transactions should be careful and with a little mistake I could disrupt the whole plans and might urn a complete flop then i would have my whole self to blame. If you pick up the whole scenes from the start, you would be able to concure that I am real and trying to work as a team with you and Mrs. Ahmed.

Right now I am really confused as to what we should do. I want you to please with look at this whole issue all over again. send me a mail soon please so that I can relate this to Mrs. Ahmed. I still believe in you and know that you know that what we are dealing with is for real, I know that you really want to help. We are al most closing up with this deal. jus tell me your fears and what you bother about truely I would find a slution.

I have been to the security company today and they said that we would have to get these documents which you forwarded to me through their legal department section on behalf of a attorney attached to the company inorder to get aoncent from the Federal high courts here in Dubai there release of the documents to retrieve the consignments and I requested an estimate of how much that could cost and they said it would not cost more than 6 - 8 thousand Dollars or less.

I am really confused and they said that for security reasons that they would send you the email of the attorney attached to them that they could not send it to me on your behalf that it ws the policy since I am not the one that owne the shipment. They said that they would send you a mail latest that I do not have to bother.

Please Eric the ball is all in your court. If you choose to come over. I would arrange to meet you here in Dubai and then arrange for a meeting that we clear the goods.

Do write me back becuase you have really said some harsh things to me in your previous mails I am really bothered.

waiting to hear from you

Your Sincerely.

Mohammed Yusuf

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I was bored. I just couldn't get this mugu pissed at me. It was time for him to fully understand how he'd screwed this. Mind you I decide to still play dumb Eric, not completely aware of what a 419 was.
Okay It is time for the GUILT TRIP... all aboard.. hoot hoot.

Quote:

From : Eric [email protected]
To : Mohammed Yusuf <[email protected]>
Subject : RE:CALL ME: 009 - 971 - 5023 - 48026

Why do you bother yourself with problems?

This question seems so completely pointless now doesn't it? Yes I want answers. Wouldn't you?

I don't know who or what to believe anymore.

I believe these to be the facts:

1. You are not Doctor/Mister Mohammad Yusuf
2. Your deal and Mrs.Ahmed do not exist
3. You are taking advantage of good-hearted people who only wish to help
4 There is not Coin Security Company
5. There are no missing millions

EVERYTHING I HAVE SAID THERE IS FACT. AND YOU KNOW IT.

You are once again dancing around my concerns. I just wonder at what point you suddenly start believing all this rubbish. Does your family know? Can you look at your children with a clear conscious as you deceive people? Or is the reason you do it is for your children?

I don't know why. Maybe it's easy money? Maybe you are disabled? Or retarded? I have done a lot of reading on this 419 Scam since you mentioned it. I have come to a very firm conclusion that you are party to this. I believe you are a liar, a thief and a scammer.

I just wonder how much damage you are doing to your soul? Will God or Allah ever forgive you for your injustice?

Can you look into your families smiling faces and feel anything for the pain and misery you cause with your lies?

Why is it so hard for people like you to find honest work? Is it's because you are lazy?

Do you even make any real money out of this?

You do not even have a convincing argument when I asked for your identification. I wanted it. You should have given it to me. You should have given me anything I asked for. Especially considering the amount of money I was potentially about to hand over to you. I am glad you stuffed up your e-mail. I am glad you made so many mistakes I found out the truth. I found out the truth by YOU! You where so close and then you fucked up. YOU should have done everything in your power to send through your ID. I suggest you find another line of work. I am wiser for the experience, and now you have lost. Your skills with words and with a computer are limiting for this line of dangerous work. Especially considering you do not know what you are doing.

I know nothing I said here will change anything in your life. That is a shame. Just like you. A shame.

For me, I would rather do a day's labour and feel honest about my meal, than cheat my way through life only to waste my existence in the pursuit of blood money. I guess that's the difference between those of who wish to leave a mark on the world, and those like yourself who wish to leave a stain.

Eric

That's right... A STAIN!

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I hear nothing. the jig is up. Fear not I shall push, nudge, elbow in the ribs.

Quote:

Fr
om : Eric [email protected]
To : Mohammed Yusuf <[email protected]>
Subject : See. I was right.

Obviously everything I have said has been true. I take your silence as a 'YES'.!

er

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Quote:

From : Eric [email protected]
To : Mohammed Yusuf <[email protected]>
Subject : you have nothing to say?

I think you OWE me an explaination.

You OWE me a reason.

ER

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YAY!! He still thinks I'm buying his 'I'm a doctor story'. This great. He is so busted, and tries to make 'me' feel bad. aww... Yusuf.

Quote:

From : Mohammed Yusuf <[email protected]>
Sent : Sunday, September 4, 2005 1:54 PM
To : Eric [email protected]
Subject : just read your email

Dear Eric.
itis a pity that you have rained insults and excuses on me and all that I have done for you. Do you know who you are talking with? Yeah, i have a pretty good idea. By the way have you seen my arsenal? How sincere can i ever be to you. well I just want you to know that you hav ereally let me down. I could not hav etime to finish your email because you showed frivolity and rudeness in all that you have just written.

I managed to read and finish the mails that you sent to me for the past few days just now. Wow. You finished all them between writing these 2 sentences?

well it is a good thing that you are forwardingmy emails to someone because when you sent the mails twice. they bot got to my bulk mail inbox instead of my direct inbox. Actually I'm not. Sorry.

that is to show your ingratitude that you have shown me which you would have fallen in the hands of these perpetriator scammers that I warned you about. for once you know that I did not want anything to do with emailing.. all that I wanted was for us to see in person. that means a direct contact and you see for your self and that is even more convincing and security wise you have everything in check.

I have explained your turn out to Mrs. Ahmed and she is okay with all, she said that I should thank you but that you should know that you have just missed a great opportunity to be known and favoured by her.

well I am still friends with her and would be returning to my country in two weeks time cos my contract will end by next week. Even after everything I accused you of. Your so forgiving?

go ahead along with your life as you say that the contract is oever between us. you do not need to insult me . I was at the security company with he original cerificate along with an order from Mrs. Ahmed. well they are going to dismiss your claim and we carry on from there. do not write any more mails to them since you do not believe in anything that I have told you. Mr Eric. God bless you so much and I beleive that you are good just that you were confused. yep.

I will close this box so that we dont have any more contacting, good luck and have a nice time.

bye
yours faithfully

Mohammed Yusuf

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I am not done yet.

Quote:

From : Eric [email protected]
To : Mohammed Yusuf <[email protected]>
Subject : RE: just read your email

Mr.Yusuf,

It is I who should apologise. You are deluded beyond belief. I pity you. You are more sick and twisted than I ever would have imagined. I think that if we had met in person I would now be dead, robbed and possibly raped by you and your associates. Not that any of this matters any more. If you had just supplied me with your identification (as I did) then everything would have been fine.

I am sorry for you, and your plight. I am good-natured, and I believe we as a race where put on this planet to look after each other. I have given so much, and all you do is take.

You have lied to me from the start, and because of this I will never be as gullible as I have been. I am alerting the �Security Company� of your incompetence to facilitate, as a doctor and as a person. I will be letting them know that you are a bull-shitter on the grandest scale. Then I am afraid you will have to answer to them.

Remember I have all the proof that you have ruined this deal. You are incompetence personified.

Your partners will be very interested to know of your lack of business sense and stupidity.

Good luck in life 'Mr.Yusuf'. I am glad that karma has a way of getting back to those who lie.

Eric R.

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At this point I thought what else do I have to do to piss him off. Oh yeah... I'll try this.

Quote:

From : Eric [email protected]
To : [email protected]
Cc : [email protected]
Subject : *WARNING - THEFT ALERT* - Do not trust this man.

To whom it may concern,

I am alerting you to the presence of a man claiming to be a Doctor/Mr. Mohammed Yusuf, who is attempting to steal the funds of one Mrs Ahmed/ Mrs. Fatima. He has been lying to me about his intentions as to steal a vast sum of money from your company.

I have been in e-mail contact with him for the last month. Claiming that he needed a westerner to help him remove the funds from your company. He assured me that everything we where doing was legal.

Unfortunately this Mr.Mohammad Yusuf has been lying to me, and inadvertently made me lie to you about the validity of his claims to this money. He has made so many mistakes in his e-mails to me; he has be so incredibly INCOMPETENT in his dealings that he has basically told me he is what is known as a 419 Emailer. He kept making mistakes, not remembering our dealing and lying to me about his identity. He is a bumbling fool.

His stupidity and inability to conduct a simple business transaction alerted me to his deception. I am not inturn warning you about this man. If you need any proof of his intentions I can e-mail you our entire discussions via e-mail.

'Mr.Yusuf' absurd claims of being a doctor, which he very obviously isn't, is an insult to intelligent people. His deranged story is nothing but complete fantasy, which I am very afraid to admit, he believes is true. He claims he is conducting a business transaction for a 'friend'. Which he is not. He is an amateurish, ignoramus with the intelligence of a badger. He is simply the most ridiculous indecisive vacuous man I have ever had the displeasure of meeting.

PLEASE BE WARNED ABOUT ANY FURTHER ATTEMPTS BY THIS MAN TO STEAL THESE BOXES.

INSIDE THESE BOXES IS A VAST SUM OF MONEY.

NO ONE ELSE KNOWS THEY ARE THERE.

I want nothing to do with this person, or deal any more. Mr.Yusuf is a liar. A thief, and a cheat.

I DON'T CARE WHAT HAPPENS TO THE MONEY.

PLEASE DONATE A LARGE SUM TO RED CROSS, OR YOUR FAVOURITE CHARITY.

ER

He is stupidily using westerners to commit the fraud. His current email is:
[email protected]

He is also using a lot of free e-mail accounts. You have been alerted to this persons intentions. He is threatening me now. I told him that I would having nothing further to do with him, but his threats sealed his fate.

Even though I did some research on the 419, young Eric is niaeve to think the money is at least real. Even after i told Yusuf I thought it was all rubbish.

I have heard nothing back from anyone. I shall keep you all informed how this ends. Any suggestions would be fantastic.

So this being my very first bait, I do hope you enjoyed it. I have another one still going that is so much more interesting. I have trophies... really BIG trophies. Apprently I know what to say to men to make them horny and do my bidding. All shall be revealled.

What did I learn today? Well I learned to make this entire MESSAGE AS I GO ALONG. I SPENT 5 FRICKIN' HOURS COMPILING THIS AND PUTTING IT TOGETHER WITH ALL THE CODES... AAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGG

I love and appreciate all who post a lot more now.

Thanks for reading.

Hogtied to your daddys bed,
Nurse Nasty

Posted: Mon Sep 05, 2005 11:15 pm

Well. I thought there is no chance this will go any further. I thought maybe, just maybe the 'Security Company' might e-mail me back with something like. 'Thank you for letting us know.' As we all know that the 'Security Company' and this 'Dr.Yusuf', are working together to try and rip poor Eric off. Today I just recieved a e-mail from Yusuf, who is afraid of the damage I will do by alerting the imaginary 'Security Company' of his intentions. Well unfortunatly for the very desperate Dr.Yusuf I have already done this. Which I am sure he has been informed about by his associates. I get this e-mail from him. It is at this point I really need the experience of those who read this to give me some options. What to do now? Any suggestions will be el grande.

Quote:

From : Mohammed Yusuf
Sent : Monday, September 5, 2005 2:30 PM
To : Eric [email protected]
Subject : lets work

Please Eric,
do not do as you have said. you do not know what amount of danger that you might be amounting to. please with the sake and merci of God do not write the security company.

I would want to ask that you please forgive me if I have wrong you but for this you might be doing a great hurt to me and the owner of the funds. I have not intention of hurting you. I do not believe in Identifications so I called you to personally come over and see for yourself.
I even gave you a number to reach me on in dubai, how can I want to hurt you in anyway, I want to let you know the true situation of things. I was scared of woever I was dealing with and so I could not send you the copy of my international passport which I was scared for I do not know who ever i was dealing with.

For your information, I personally believe that we can both pull this off. I want to behave real to you in anyway that you feel will be conditional and suitable for us. Lets work

Mohammed Yusuf

Posted: Tue Sep 06, 2005 1:16 am

Sorry. I couldn't wait any longer. He he. i am impatient aren't I? I am going with this.

Quote:

Yusuf,

This transaction had to be done via email. i do not have the time to drop everything and fly to Dubai. When you sent this first email you didn't think I would stop my life for mere money? Money is not everything. It helps, but it is not worth my safety.

You apologise? Well start by telling me the truth. How about that? I provided you with all my details. I do not feel comfortable talking to you on the phone. I didn't even feel comfortable about giving you my details.

You don't believe in 'identifications' yet you ask me for mine. That is hypocritical.

You say you where scared? You know everything about me, so I am now the scared one.

You want to behave real to me? Then start by trusting me, as I trusted you. Provide me your identification. Pictures. Whatever it takes to get this money. All you had to do was prove to me who you are. That was it. No problems? I didn't see a problem.

If you have issues about trust, I suggest you get over them quickly.

You have a scanned copy of my passport. Print it out. I do not care what size it is. Hold it in the new picture you will be taking of yourself. Get another blank piece of paper. Write on it with a black felt pen. Write in bold capital letters. I do not want a copy of your passport anymore. I want a REAL picture of you holding this piece of paper, with a scan of my passport.

Write these words -

'NN. I AM NOT A CROOK'

You want to make this better? You want the money? Then you have a lot of work to do gain my trust again. Then do this. The image had better be clear, easy to read and undoctored (excuse the pun).

If I even get a whiff that you are decieving me again. YOU will have a very large problem with the Security Company. I will simply notify the authorities, Red Cross, ASIO and the FBI that my life is in danger. i will disappear abroad. I have even had my phone number changed, and I am looking to move out this weekend to somewhere else.

I believe this is simple and clear enough to understand. I will not be helping you or responding to you until I get this bloody picture. YOU need to earn my trust.

Eric

We'll see how we go. i shall keep ye all posted.

Master Baiter Joined: 14 Aug 2005 Posts: 128

When are we going to get to read a bait from the Nurse Nasty persona?

I think an S&M theme could make for a very entertaining read.

Posted: Tue Sep 06, 2005 2:02 am

That my friends is in the works...

Posted: Fri Sep 09, 2005 3:14 am

Just when I thought. 'That's it.' He comes back. This has to have ended. I tire of him. This is what Mr.Yusuf said after my last email. It's great. He still thinks I believe him. He's even trying to convince me that he's won.

Quote:

From : Mohammed Yusuf
Sent : Thursday, September 8, 2005 9:25 AM
To : Eric [email protected]
Subject : Good news

Dear Eric,

How are you? I just had to tell you a few things.I got a mail from the security company and they said that they have sent the consignment already and that they would send you a mail.

I am sorry to have told you now. but I paid a sum of $3,000 (three thousand us Dollars)I should havetoldyou earlier but I though yyou were too busy trusting me.

I would pay the rest balance later. dont worry everythingis going according to plan and please do not write the company again, deal goes as you usual as we share the percentage, the goods have been billed to leave the ports soon for XXXXXXX.
I would update you further , I have not time now. Mrs. Ahmed says greetings.

bye

Mohammed Yusuf

I am bored. It is time to let on without letting on. I just want to be insulted once by him. Really insulted. Anyone wishing to help me in this area? Please feel free. Should put him on the Mass insult list.

Quote:

Once again Yusuf,

Your mindless bantering has confused me beyond comprehension. Your nonsense astounds me.
So you are saying that YOU have secured the consignment yourself? Without my help?
How is this even remotely possible?
Did you use my ID to secure them?
Does your impetuous mind know no boundaries?

So let me get this straight. The 'security company' released 'Mrs.Ahmeds funds' to you?

By the way, say hello to the old hag for me.

You are having them shipped halfway around the world for what reason?

I am convinced that you were dropped as a child, sniffed way too many cans of petrol, and now finally the syphilis that has infected what remains of your rotted brain has finally sent you wayyyyyyyyyyy over the edge.

Are you still trying to tell me this is all real? Even after I exposed you as a fraud?

Even after I caught you lying?

WOW. I am flabbergasted beyond belief.

Thank you 'Mr.Yusuf' you have been very entertaining. I've enjoyed this little experience with you. I hereby dub you "YUSUF, KING OF THE GALACTICALLY DELUDED".

May the young of a thousand fleas nest in your pubic region for all eternity.

All I wanted was one last e-mail from you. Thank you very much. You have concluded my business.

Sincerely yours,
Eric

I pray he latches on. I just want him to guess.

Ah well.

Posted: Wed Sep 14, 2005 12:18 am

I just couldn't let Yusuf go. We spent 68 glorious emails together. Nearly 2 months sharing and caring together. It was a beautiful relationship. It ended badly. I found out he was a liar and I didn't want to be hurt again.

This is where is gets strange. Even after I caught him in mistake after stupid mistake. Even after I told him I thought he was busted for being so dumb. Even after I told him I was aware that everything he told me was fabricated. He still tried to tell me all sorts of lies about the 'money in the trunk boxes'.

So I pushed him. A lot!

I sent off emails to the 'Security Company' alerting them to the fact he was using my identity to collect the funds. This is what has transpired. With a very satisfactory ending.

Quote:

Hi Yusuf,

Just wondering how the old trunk box is travelling? Haven't heard from you in awhile now. I am missing our chats. I was wondering if I might show up on the docks and see if my trunk box has arrived yet.

ER

And I push...

Quote:

Hello Yusuf,

i have just been informed by my contacts at the customs office that anything with my name on it needs to be alerted. I have family and friends who work for the customs office, so they are keeping their eyes out for my trunk boxes.

thanks for sending them to me. I really appreciate that.

ER

And push some more. This time with his associates the 'Security Company'...

Quote:

To Whom it may concern,

I have just been alerted to Mr'Yusuf' theft. He has apparently had these boxes shipped to my city. He is using my ID to falsify documentation and has lied to you.

I have alerted custom officials, who know me persoanlly, and they have promised to keep an eye out for these boxes. Seeing as they have my name on it I will collect them. I am not sure what it is you want me to do with them. I suppose I will just keep them for myself. Customs has told me that they will hold the boxes for me. I have already presented myself, and they have all my identification, plus signed document by a judge proving who I am. This mr.Yusuf will not be able to touch the boxes.

Thank you.

ER

More shoving! YOU WILL SUBMIT SUPPLICANT!!!

Quote:

Hi Yusuf,

I have alerted the security company of your theft. I have also contacted local customs officials. They will be holding the boxes in my name. I am sorry to say that you won't be getting the boxes or the contents. Please inform Mrs.Ahmed that she can contact me when the boxes arrive, and we can work out how she can collect some money.

You have been cut out of this deal you incompetent fool. Thank you.

ER

And finally. JACKPOT! A great trophy. A confession. I must have frustrated this poor Yusuf to tears.

Quote:

From : Yusuf
Sent : Tuesday, September 13, 2005 3:50 AM
To : Eric [email protected]
Subject : Re: The boxes

Stop sendng me mails okay, this deal is not real as you have mae me beleive and I am so sorry to have tried to fool you, as a scam which I am I want to decease from such, I want you to go ahead with you life in helping people, you cannot go anywhere with the consignment so dont push it any further, you failed me and I mosed on, the boxes cannot be claimed in your name because you haveno documents from the security comany. they are in my possesion and I will get them before you can think of it.

Good bye and please dont send me mails again.
M.Y

Could we please gave a great big AWWWWWWWWWWW.... round of applause. I even like the part where he tells me that the boxes can't be collected...

I am still talking to him. I am hoping to find out more about the 'real' Yusuf. I am a doctor, I can be trusted. I may even have a 100% risky-free deal of my own to help him from his life of crime.

Covered in whipped cream and cherries,
Nurse Nasty

Master Baiter Joined: 16 Aug 2005 Posts: 132

Well played, Nurse, well played indeed. When you can get them to confess to a scam - ahhh, that's the art of the thing. Cool

As my Sir Wonka would say, "Jolly good show!"

Posted: Thu Sep 15, 2005 1:15 am

This just keeps getting better and better. I have received a mail from the 'Security Company' (obviously my lads� associates) who I had emailed earlier alerting them to Yusuf and his incompetence. At the time I was still playing along with their fantasy. The 'Security Company' has responded, unaware that Yusuf has confessed to his scam. This is great.

Quote:

From : Legal Department
Reply-To : coinsecure
Sent : Wednesday, September 14, 2005 2:57 PM
To : [email protected]
Subject : YOUR NOTICE.

ATTN: Eric

DEAR SIR,

WE HAVE RECEIVED SERIES OF YOUR LETTERS TO US AND HAVE COURSE TO LOOK INTO YOUR CASE, WELL THE CONSIGNMENT THAT YOU HAVE ODERED BE SENT TO YOU HAD LONG TIME BEEN SHIPPED AND THE DOCUMENTATIONS HAVE BEEN MET.
THERE IS LITTLE THAT OUR COMPANY CAN DO FOR NOW JUST THAT MR. MOHAMMED YUSUF HAD COME TO US STATING THAT HE WAS REPRESENTING YOU AND IN SOME SORT HE WAS SUPPOSED TO ACT ON YOUR BEHALF AS YOU WERE IN NIGER REPUBLIC REPRESENTING THE UN IN DISCHARGING ITS DUTIES TO THE HUNGER STIKEN COUNTRY.

IT IS QUITE IMPOSSIBLE FOR YOU TO CLAIM THE BOXES AT THE MOMMENT BECAUSE ALL THE LEGAL RIGHTS HAVE BEEN GIVEN TO HIM AS THE SOLE BENEFICIARY OF THE CONSIGNMENT AND THIS RIGHT WAS HONORED TO HIM THROUGH DOCUMENTATION BY OUR FEDERAL HIGH COURTS HERE IN DUBAI.

YOU WOULD NEED A STOP ORDER FROM THE FEDERAL HIGH COURTS INORDER TO RETAIN THE POSSITION OF THE BENEFICIARY AND WOULD NEED TO CONTACT OUR ATTORNEY WHO IS ATTACHED TO COMPANY.

NAME: ABRAHAM LONGS
CHAMBERS: LONGS CHAMBERS
DUBAI BRANCH
WASA HALIM STREET OFF BAHID DUBAI.

[email protected]

ALL SERVICES WOULD BE RENDERED BY HIM ON HOW TO GAIN AND UPDATE YOUR DOCUMENTS FROM THE FEDERAL HIGH COURTS.

IF THERE ARE ANY MORE PROBLEMS PLEASE DO NOT CEASE TO CONTACT US THE LEGAL DEPARTMENT.
THANK YOU

MANAGEMENT.

Now I respond to them, hoping that whoever is running the 'Security' part of his scam will be very obviously upset with my lad. I have not sent Yusufs confession... yet. It'll be the cherry on the pie when he attempts to talk his way out of trouble.

Quote:

Hello,

I am glad you have written back. Everything is all sorted out. Mr.Yusuf has sent me a email explaining everything. He has confessed to me that he was lying the entire time we where discussing this fake deal. He has stated in his email, which is considered a legal document, that he is whats called a 'scammer'. He told me that the deal is not real and he made everything up to try and steal my hard earned money. His confession to this lie and scam is all I need. It's proof that the money doesn't even exist, he doesn't exist, Mrs.Ahmed doesn't exist and everything he told me was part of his scam. I am wiser for the experience and caught him in so many simple mistakes. I am happy that he isn't that smart.

I will not be taking any legal action as none of this was true, and it will be a waste of time.

Thank you for your efforts.

ER

I really want to him talk his way out of this when they ask me for the contents of his email.

Posted: Thu Sep 15, 2005 7:31 pm

@nurse

I have studied your work for some time now and have to concluded that you are suffering from a OCD to lie ....you need immediate Psychological treatment .. Smile

PS keep up the good work

Posted: Thu Sep 15, 2005 10:47 pm

Thanks... I think. OCD? (it's early)

Well one must do what one must do to make life difficult for those we bait. The 'persona' we create here I believe should be so far from your real self, that the more fantastical and dis-information I provide, the more unlikely the mugu hitmen have of finding me. Laughing

My job requires a certain level of creativity constantly. I really get to vent my frustrations out on the lads...

NN

Posted: Thu Sep 15, 2005 11:03 pm

OCD = obsessive-compulsive disorder

I am a Physriatric nurse with OCD !!!!! Very Happy

Posted: Fri Sep 16, 2005 2:59 am

My OCD is currently focused on my refresh button. I hit it like a maniac a thousand times a day.

NN

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 18 Sep 2005 Posts: 14

That was awesome. Smile

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