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419Eater is my life Joined: 21 Aug 2005 Posts: 381

Hehe, just got my first trophy.
It was quite easy, a lad named "nenita kabila" asked for my help and i sent her the business contact form of my "holy church of the great in flames". In case you dont know what "in flames" is just take a look at http://www.inflames.com/ Wink

i doubt they will have a church...
So here we go

Lad wrote:

FROM: MRS NENITA KABILA
Abidjan cote d'Ivoire
West Africa
Attn:

D=
ear
I am MRS NENITA KABILA, from Democratic Republic of Congo. There is =
an imformation I would like you to keep very confidential There is sum
am=
mount of money my Husband Late President Laurent Kabila, deposited in a
s=
ecurity company Abidjan Cote d'ivoire for safe keeping. Before he was
kil=
led by his Eldest Millitary Son.
The squable happened as; immediately w=
e returned back from our London trip. My husband married us two. I am
the=
second wife.I will not be able to give you the full details that led to
=
that urgly incidents.

The Eldest Son is the current President of our c=
ountry now. For now I am staying in Abijdan, the capital of Republic of
C=
ote d'voire,just to save my life,with my three children. The money in
que=
stion, is 22, Million U.S.Dollars.

I can not make the withdrawal of th=
is fund, because my husband registeredb the Beneficiary of the fund as
hi=
s (Foriegn Bussiness Patner) and also (Family valuables as the content
of=
the deposit) The documents of the deposit are with me. What I would
want=
you to do, is to assits me to get the consignment withdrawn from the se=
curity company, and we shall open a small account in a Bank here in your
=
name, and transfer the money to your country,

through the account We =
shall replace the name Foriegn Patner to your own name, because the code
=
was used for security reason.
I will give you the 10% of the money for y=
ourassitance.Ther is no risk in this transaction. I will use the remain
b=
alance of the money for an investiment in your country for the future of
=
my children.
If you are intrested, and can maintain the very confidentia=
l of this

transaction,you e-mail me immediately for more learificatio=
n, and also note that I am a refugees in Abidjan, Cote d' lvoire becuase
=
of the assasnation of late husband,and,the civil war going on in our
coun=
try,Democratic Republic of Congo.

I can speak little english, and my s=
on also speaks
english very well his name is Mark and Thank you very muc=
h.
MRS.NENITA KABILA.
GOD BLESS YOU.=0A_______________________________=
____________________________________________

A standard lad-email deserves a standard baiter-email ....

I wrote:

Dear Nentiu,

Thank you for your email, it has come to the right place, thank the
almighty God for this (amen).
Please let me introduce me to you:
I am Herman Bould, Reverend of the Holy Church of the Great In Flames
and I am willing to help you.

But before we can proceed I have to ask you to fill in a form and send
it back to me.
Please find it here:
http://img394.imageshack.us/my.php?image=businesscontactform6yd.jpg
It is some kind of psychological test. You can get a maximum of
200 Points, if you score at least 150 we will trust you and I am allowed
to do business with you.
I am required to get a copy of this form from every business contact so
our church can ensure we are only dealing with good and faithful persons
so we will not fall from the LORDs grace (amen).
Please fill it in carefully because it will be evaluated by a
psychologist which costs us $1.250,00 per form.
Once you have sent it back to me and it has been approved by the
psychologist and the nine elders of our Holy Church of the Great In
Flames I am allowed to help you in whatever way help is needed.

Furthermore if you are interested in establishing a branch of our Holy
Church of the Great In Flames please tell me in what country you are
located, how many people you could find for it and how much money you
would need for it.

remain blessed
Rev. H. Bould
(amen)

PS: I also have a picture of one of our nice little Churches. Do you
like it?
http://img370.imageshack.us/my.php?image=ourchurch6om.jpg

lad wrote:

> Dear ugumaru
> sir
> I recieved your mail and i am very happy about the mail ,
> I acepted all the procedeur and i am ready to complie by your reqest
> but ineed
> the formmuler to fill the form,
> please repply me urgently
> THANKs and God Blees
> From Ms Nenita kabila
> ___________________________________________________________________________

no script answer for baiter-forms? so "she" has to answer herself ... Smile

this email could have been good for a little slap (the links to the forms were in my first email) but i decided against it ...

I wrote:

Dear Nenita,

My Name is Rev. Herman Bould, not "ugumaru", this is just part of my
email adress.
Please find the business contact form attached to this email and make
sure you fill it in correctly so we dont waste money on it.
Remember: be honest but dont be evil.
Then I will be happy to help you.

remain blessed
Rev. H. Bould
(amen)

lad wrote:

> hello bishop
> its me nenita kabila of Repoblic of congo
> i have go ne trough the form and idont onderstand the meaning of the
> name of the
> religeon inflame ,
> beside that the procedeur in the form is not waht ican fill,
> mind you this is my late hosband money not chrch money
> if you are intersted in this transaction,
> repply ourgently
>

So, lets explain some stuff ...
Well, one band member of in flames is Anders Frid�n so the founder of my great religion is "Anders Inflames" hehehe
In my email there are a lot of song titels from in flames which are marked bold here. if there is one directly following another i will divide them by a /

I wrote:

Dear Nenita

I hope you are fine. Your writing looks a little bit like you were drunk.
Our church is called "Holy Church of the Great In Flames" because it was founded by Anders InFlames who was a very active religious person over here. We believe that a book called "Whoracle" tells us the truth and that man made god. One day we will see the dawn of a new day and then the free fall of our human system will turn into the timeless / (the) new world, a world of promises, where we will have our bottled / colony.
But thats just basic things. To explain the whole thing would take much time.

As I told you i need the form from you because it enables us to determine if you are a good person or not.
This is very important for us because if we help evil people the clayman would put us into the quiet place / behind space where we would be dead alone as food for the gods.
The test should not be a problem as it is very short and has easy questions. But you can ask me about a specific question if you do not understand it.
Let me tell you that you do not need to fill in No. 13 because it is your private information.

So lets get the form done and go on with the transaction.
Be assured that we will assist you in every way possible once we know you are a good person (and i have no doubt you are).

Greetings
Rev. Herman Bould

Although it would be possible to bring some more song titles into the text i didnt want to spend much time on it ...

What I get is

lad wrote:

Dear herman

it is me nenita,
Ireceive you mail this evening and ihave asepted the form
and i have been going through the procedeure of the form,
I have contacted the security company and my family lawyer
for the porpose of the transaction,
please kindley send this information to us

1 yuor phone and fax number
2 house address

so that I can gave you the contact of the security company and lawyer
for comfirmation of the transaction,
yuo will receive as soon as.

THANK YOU
FROM NENITA KABILA

...didnt bother to reply ...

yesterday i recieved this, with the form attached (see below).
I dont fucking know what that "GOD of elija" is but .... who cares? I havent answered yet because i have got a lot of work at the moment and its never wrong to let the lads wait Very Happy

Maybe theres a little chance of getting a picture or another form for joining the church ...

lad wrote:

DEAR HERMAN

its me nenita i have send the form
now kindly send required information to me if yuo are interested in helping me and my son inthis transaction to lieve this contry,i have accepted your religeon and i belive you worship GOD of elija,
thank you

from nenita kabila

The form ...
its time for a little slap now ... the paper is crap, she didnt use a green pen in all the answers it is required and the password-related questions are not answered (the way she was meant to ... )

419Eater is my life Joined: 12 Aug 2005 Posts: 326

Ugu, excellent work as usual my friend! Hmm....like your church....I may have to set up "The Church Of Pennywise" or maybe "The Church of the holy Bad Religion" :]

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