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Posted: Thu Sep 08, 2005 9:24 am

This one has just started. I'm trying out the very saucy, yet rough and ready Mistress Nurse on a few scammers. I was contacted by 'Barrister' Jose Agu. I get his usual 'blaa-blaa' letter, and I respond. I am of course running a very profitable FemaleDominatrix Business.

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ATTN :Sir/Madam

It is obvious that this proposal will come to you as a
suprise. This is because we have not met before but i am
inspired to sending you this email by the huge fund
transfer opportunity that will be of mutual benefit to
the two of us. However, I am ,the JOSE AGU personal Attorney to the
late Engr.Steve Moore a national of Isle of Man in UK,
who used to work with Shell Petroleum Development Company(SPDC) in Nigeria.

On the 21st of April 1996,my client,his wife And their
three children were involved in a car accident along
Sagamu/Lagos Express Road.
Unfortunately they all lost
their lives in the event of the accident, Since then I
have made several enquiries to several Embassies to
locate any of my clients extended relatives, this has
also proved unsuccessful.

After these several unsuccessful attempts, I decided
to tracehisrelatives over the Internet to locate any
member of his family but of no avail, hence I
contacted you.

I contacted you to assist in repartrating the money
and property left behind by my client,I can easily
convince the bank with my legal practice that you are
the only surviving relation of my client. Otherwise
the Estate he left behind will be confiscated or
declared unserviceable by the bank where this huge
deposits were lodged.Particularly, the Bank where the
deceased had an account valued at about $27million U.S
dollars(twenty seven million U.S.America
dollars).

Conseqently,The bank issued me a notice to provide the
next of kin or have the account confiscated within
the next ten official working days.
since i have been unsuccesfull in locating the the
relatives for over
several years now.I seek your consent to present you
as the next of kin of the deceased,so that the
proceeds of this account
valued at $27million U.Sdollarscan be paid to your
account and then you and me can share the money. 55%to
me and 40% to you,while 5% should be for expenses or
tax as your government may require.

I have all necessary legal documents that can be used
to back up any claim we may make. All I require is
your honest cooperation to enable us see this deal
through.

I guarantee that this will be executed under
legitimate arrangement that will protect you from any
breach of the law.Please get in touch with me by my
email to enable usdiscuss further.

Yours Faithfully,
BarristerJOSE AGU

I'm baffled.

Quote:

Mr.Jose Agu,

I am baffled as to how you got my email. Only my usual
clients and clients with a referral are the only
people who have this email address. My business
requires a certain amount of anonimity. I am not
publically listed, nor am I in the phone book. So
before we continue I must ask from whom you got my
email address from? Or did you come across it by
chance?

I am unsure it is you want of me. Your email was very
strange in it's nature, and I am fairly sure you have
made a error in sending this to me by mistake.

I am a very private woman, catering to very private
needs, so any secret you have, I can keep.

If you are interested in conducting 'business' with
me. I am sure things can be arranged.

lk

Saucy. Intrigue. Interested?

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Date: Wed, 7 Sep 2005 00:03:07 -0700 (PDT)
From: "JOSE AGU"
Subject: Very Urgent
To: nurse

The Nurse,

Thanks for your urgent response, It is quite pertinent to disclose to you one important thing about this

transaction and that is by asuring you that it is 100% risk free.

I am personal attorney to the Late Engineer steve moore was a known customer to standard trust

bank plc (may his gentle soul rest in perfect peace amen). before his sudden death, he has an account

with the bank in which the sum of $27,000,000 .00 was left as his credit. The bank has made alot of

efforts to see that his family claim this aforsaid subject matter . but all their efforts proved abortive

because the said deceased died together withall his family.
This bank has mandated that this fund will be treated as unclaimed fund which is tantamount to say

that it will be forever become their fund. But i have all the information that led to the death of

deceased and you are required to pose as the next of kin or heir of Late Engineer steve moore.
I want you to send the your bank account where you wish the fund could be transferred to, your

telephone and fax numbers and your postal address. once i have received the informentioned

mentioned above, i will imediately proceed to the department incharged of foriegn remittance for

submission and the department will contact you as the next of kin to late engr.steve moore. Please

send your bank details so that the transaction will commence proper.

Please call me on 234 XX XXXXXXXX

Barr. Jose Agu

Attached to the bottom of his email is this reply he's either left on, or accidently cut-n-paste from another scam he was running. If anyone here is using the name RENEE ALCANTER, please let me know.

JOSE AGU,
Hello, I received you letter and this is like a dream come true. To answer your question, yes, you

have my consent. Please write back and let me know what to do next.

Thank you,
Renee Alcantar

What I love about these gents is the total lack of subtlety. Straight away 'GIMME YOUR DETAILS'. Nurse Nasty is not happy about the Barristers phrasing, wording... well anything.

Quote:

Date: Wed, 7 Sep 2005 12:34:42 +0100 (BST)
From: nurse
Subject: Re: Very Urgent
To: "JOSE AGU"

Oh my Dear Jose,

You ask for so much trust so quickly. Is english your
first or second language?

I have known a lot of barristers in my time, but
before we jump into bed together for any business then
you must answer my question I asked. I assume you are
not a idiot? So I like my commands met!

How did you get my email address?

I am not sure if you do international business often,
I only say this because you seem very young and
immature for a barrister.

Look Mr.Agu, obviously you need something from me, and
I really like the idea of all those zero's

Next time you email me. You must answer my questions
above. I want no excuses. It's looks at though I will
be doing you all the favours here. If you are indeed
serious about this transaction then I will help you,
otherwise I really don't have the time to be bothered
with the games of children.

I get alot of emails. Address your e-mail title.

'Nurse Alert 101 - Jose'

I will keep my eyes out for it. Besides if your ever
in london. Let me know.

So no more games. You trust me, I will trust you. I
will walk you through a transaction like this is you
have never done this before.

lk

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Date: Wed, 7 Sep 2005 06:57:48 -0700 (PDT)
From: "JOSE AGU"
Subject: Very Urgent
To: nurse

The Nurse,

Your mail is not encouraging to do this transaction with you. i thoght i have made myself clear.

If you really want us to be partner, you must get back to me with your information so that the

transaction will completely executed.

But if you cannot send your bank details, get back to me immediately so that i will direct you to open

an on-line account with the corespondence bank in amsterdam holland.

Call me now on 234 XX XXXXXXX.

Barr. Jose Agu

See they expect you to just give out all your personal details and then get offended when you ask why? As if an imaginary $27 million is going to persude me? Well, a real $27 million would. It's just a bloody shame Mr.Agu is now facing a very dominating personality who likes to be OBEYED.

Quote:

Date: Wed, 7 Sep 2005 21:43:09 +0100 (BST)

From: nurse
Subject: Re: Very Urgent
To: "JOSE AGU"

Excuse me? Who in the bloody blue blazes do you think
you are talking too here? I am not accustomed to men
giving ME ORDERS.
Your mail is not encouraging to ME. I thought I made
MYSELF perfectly clear.
I will decide times and places of everything, and you
will address me as Mistress.
I gather from your response that you are trying to
play with the big boys and not sure which end of the
stick to hold.
I also understand from your tone that you don't
conduct business very often. Are you playing a childs
game here with me MrAgu?
I run a very succussful female service business with a
turn around of more than 1.2 million Pounds Sterling
every finacial year. Not that is with just three
employees.
I am not used to having grotty, naughty little
barristers barking commands at me. It is usially I who
command you. If you have a problem. And you are just
being a child in these matters then I do not want to
conduct business with you, and you should tell your
client that they need another lawyer.

I will require an immediate apology and a promise that
you will not pressume to call me anything other than
Mistress.

Do not waste my time.

The Nurse

I have attached my e-card

http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a320/Nurse419/nnecard2.jpg

I desgined up a e-card. A pretty little business card that mr.Agu can enjoy, and also hopefully latch

onto what exactly the type of 'service' I provide. Shiver put your tongue back in your mouth. BTW, if

anyone needs any e-cards or the like for any baiting, please let me know. I'm eager to please.

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Date: Wed, 7 Sep 2005 22:50:55 -0700 (PDT)
From: "JOSE AGU"
Subject: Re: Very Urgent
To: nurse
Ms Lana,

I must tender unreserved appology if i have offended you, please forgive me.

All i am saying is that you should send the followings so that the remittance of $27m will be made to

your account as son as possible.

1. Your Name in Full.

2. Your Postal Address.

3. Your Phone and Fax Numbers

4. Your bank account.

Oncce i have received aforesaid information, i will quickly apply to the bank and the bank will contact

you as heir to late engr. steve moore and beneficiary of the $27m.

Please do call me on 234 XX XXXXXXX.

Barr. Jose Agu

No Mistress. Nothing really new here except for my apology. He still wants my details. Well yur

going to have to fight for it.

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Date: Thu, 8 Sep 2005 07:27:26 +0100 (BST)
From: nurse
Subject: Re: Very Urgent
To: "JOSE AGU"

Mr.Agu,

Do you presume to not understand what I said?

I told you to address as Mistress.

Your deal is better than winning the lottery. You
appear very eager to gain my details and trust,
without providing any inoformation about yourself.

Why?

I will give you everything you need once I confirm who
you are. You appear unable to perform simple
instructions. I am baffled, nay togmamoflated by your
total lack of respect towards me and my VERY simple
requests.

In your next email I will need to either see a CURRENT
picture of who you are, some form of identification
and/or some other proof that you are indeed serious.

I'm a greedy bitch who loves the idea of $27 million
dollars, but if you continue to displease me I will
spank you. Do you understand me.

I have the money, the means, and the arse to carry
this deal through.

What do you say? And it had better start with
Mistress.

The Nurse

That's it to date. Will keep you posted.

Posted: Thu Sep 08, 2005 9:50 am

If that bait continues (and long may it run), you might wish to alter his last name to either Ugu or Aga, so in due course you can Change Mr. Agu to M.Ugu or M.Aga in this bait's dying stages.

Guest

Quality baiting!!! Very Happy

Master Baiter Joined: 14 Aug 2005 Posts: 128

This bait gave me a boner. Embarassed

I've been thinking of starting a bait with fem-dom/S&M as the theme for a while. It has the potential for some hilarious trophies and quotes from the lad.

This is already shaping up to be a grade A quality bait. I can't wait for more updates.

Posted: Fri Sep 09, 2005 12:52 pm

I'm not very happy with Mr.Agu. His message is nowhere the length, or width of what I want. All I want is to be worshipped like a god. have him grovelling at my feet, and chewing ever so tenderly on... achem... okay here is the next installment.

Mr.Magoo says:

Quote:

Date: Thu, 8 Sep 2005 10:07:03 -0700 (PDT)
From: "JOSE AGU"
Subject: i have attached my picture
To: "nursenastie
Mistress Lana,

Please do view my picture to know that i am serious and sincere as far as this ttransaction is concerned.
Please send your bank details to me so that i can apply to the bank.

Barr. Jose Agu

http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a320/Nurse419/jose.jpg

Shirley he can't be serious? This is you? At least it's a step in the right direction. NOT GOOD ENOUGH! WHIP! BEG ME! CRACK!!! (I am so in character. I really want to spank someone) Okay Mr.Mugu, you'll do...

The Nurse Demanded:

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Oh Hose Agu,

You did not address your email with 'Nurse Alert 101 - Jose'. This displeased me. The mail went to my junk mail. I don't want your mail in my junk box Jose.

You have redeemed yourself with the picture. I was giddy as a schoolgirl tied to a vaulting horse when I received you. You�re a good-looking little chap aren't you? You make The Nurse VERY happy. I am proud of you. You are learning how to do things my way, which I like! If I appear to be very bossy, you can surely understand, it comes with the territory. I am very strong woman who gives and takes. If we are to be in business together you will experience the joy of being my supplicant. Give up control, that you may be educated in the ways of pleasing this Mistress.

Your picture is a thing of beauty. It's very regal. I am pleased.

Pleasing me is your goal.

You must accept my word as law. Gospel. An order. I will give you so very, very, very much in return for your obedience. You need to accept that - without hesitation and without question. Is this clear? This will be fun, it will be beautiful, and it will be painful. It reminds me of riding a bike without a seat.
If this is your first time, then you must say so now. I will be hard, unfair and cruel if you upset me. If you make me happy I will ride you long and wild making you purr like a belt driven Harley. I do hope you are up to this Mr.Agu. If you have a stiff proposition, then I will have an opening.

We are both in this for the money. We could be very rich together, and I WILL want to celebrate. I WILL want to meet after this transaction is through. It is time for me to see the full contents of your deal and identification now.

Now in my business trust is important, very important. I have what is called a safety word. This word will identify your email so that I won't miss it. Our word will be 'PADDLE'. This word will be our secret word to ensure that our intimate work stays that way. I would also like for you to pick a nickname. A secret name that I alone will know and use for you. Choose something slinky. I am of course, Mistress, or The Nurse.

I have to go now. I have an appointment in 20mins. Another group session! It's Bukkake Friday! Wish me luck. I�ll be up to my elbows in jizz!

You know what to do. Resistance is futile. Your submission required.

Mistress Lana

Shall keep you posted.
NN

Not quite a Newb Joined: 05 Sep 2005 Posts: 30

Oooooooo....yes...more naughty more...

Posted: Sat Sep 10, 2005 9:51 pm

I really can't get him to type more than 4 lines.

Quote:

Date: Fri, 9 Sep 2005 11:52:44 -0700 (PDT)
From: "JOSE AGU"
Subject: waiting to have the bank details
To: nursenastie

Mistress Lana,

I am waiting to have the bank details so that the transaction will commence fully.

Barr. Jose Agu

Awwwww... come on barrister. I'm a really hot blonde who loves it rough. What's wrong with you? Type me something worm. I am thinking I'm coming off a little to full on... that is a personality trait. I'm either go or stop. No real middle ground. It is time however for a whipping, a smack, a slap and a high heel testical twist.

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Date: Sat, 10 Sep 2005 06:29:18 +0100 (BST)
From: nursenastie
Subject: Re: waiting to have the bank details
To: "JOSE AGU"

SMACK. If you were in my presence I would PADDLE your
arse so hard you'd spit blood for a month. Your email
went to junk box again.

For a barrister your incredibly dumb. Please pass on
my information to your superior so that I can conduct
this business without your incompetence.

You did nothing I asked. read my mail. YOU will make
the time. Especially if you want to see payday. Read
my fucking email, and do nothing further to irriate
me. I would have you flogged for this. I would fist
your arse until you cried for you mother.

I wish to speak to your boss. You are a idiot.

Wasting my time can be fatal.

Mistress Lana

I wonder if he will pass me on. I shall keep you posted.

Master Baiter Joined: 14 Aug 2005 Posts: 128

If he apologizes, demand some sort of penance before you continue the business.

Like make him slap himself hard, and take pictures so you can see the red patch.

Posted: Sun Sep 11, 2005 8:34 pm

excellent idea. I'm also going for the 'prove to me who you are' pictures along the lines of images with ping pong balls in mouth, dressed in something rubbery and of course I am interested in seeing someone get the paddle.

NN

Master Baiter Joined: 14 Aug 2005 Posts: 128

Maybe get some of his friends to establish a group of subs dedicated to you in Nigeria, then tell them you're coming to meet them to complete the transaction, and you expect a lavish welcoming committee at the airport, with them in full bondage gear, holding a sign that says "Welcome Mistress"

You ought to make it clear early on that you're very, very rich, and they're going to get a ton of money from you. It always helps to dangle a carrot in front of the lads for more ridiculous trophies.

Posted: Sun Sep 11, 2005 9:04 pm

Keytool. that is brilliant. I'm going for a group session / airport turnout. I've already told him I make alot of money. haha... love it.

NN

Master Baiter Joined: 14 Aug 2005 Posts: 128

*ahem*... If you uhh... ever need a sub to y'know.. help out in the bait.. well.. I'm not currently involved with anyone.. so yeah.. Embarassed

Posted: Sun Sep 11, 2005 9:44 pm

Jose- you nasty little savage boy you...

Posted: Sun Sep 11, 2005 10:14 pm

LMAO - I wonder if he'll just edit his own picture. Here is to hoping!!!

NN

Master Baiter Joined: 16 Aug 2005 Posts: 132

@Nurse Nasty:
Holy crap! My lad sent me the exact same picture! Wonder where they got it from (or maybe they're the same person...?)

Posted: Mon Sep 12, 2005 12:37 am

@Keytool. Actually I may need you as my lawyer, or even better my personal Assistant. Might you be up for the job. You have either Lady Luna, or Renaldo, my houseboy who's hung like a feral donkey.

@thedopefishlives - The image is probaly one of their favourite barrister pix. Is your lad posing as the same barrister?

Let me know boys.

NN

Posted: Mon Sep 12, 2005 1:02 am

@ dopefish: Yes, we've played with this guy before.

Shiver Metimbers wrote:

In another ten years time, he will be promoted to a mega-barrister:

With a name like nurse nasty, I figure you could use a lawyer like Don Hollywood? (NSFW) www.donhollywood.com

Wink

Master Baiter Joined: 16 Aug 2005 Posts: 132

@Nurse: No, he's "Barrister Williams Obi" in my bait. It's in this forum if you want to read it.

Master Baiter Joined: 14 Aug 2005 Posts: 128

Nurse Nasty wrote:

@Keytool. Actually I may need you as my lawyer, or even better my personal Assistant. Might you be up for the job. You have either Lady Luna, or Renaldo, my houseboy who's hung like a feral donkey.

I'd love a part in this bait. This is top quality humor.

Posted: Thu Sep 22, 2005 2:19 pm

I am sad. It's been quite a few days since I've had a nice hard paddle across my petite round buttocks. And it's been just as long since I gave my lad a whipping. I think I may have hurt his pride. I decide that it's okay to say sorry... just to get the balls rolling. Once again I start making up absolute crap nonsense words just so i can see them in circulation. Please feel free to start using them.

Quote:

Mr.Agu,

I am having one of those weeks. I have been very
cranky and I may have taken it out on you. I wish I
could be sorry, but my morals are flammigated at the
moment and I feel terrible about the way I have
treated you. Is it possible that we could make up? I
will let you chastise me. I have been a very naughty
girl, and sometimes I have to be reminded of how
rude I can be. If there is some punishment you could
think of I shall do it.

Mr.Agu, I will anxiously await your mail. I don't
have much work on today, so I could direct my full
attention to your responses. I would gratefully
innucubated for your understanding in this matter.

I just get so excited at work, and stressed. My
clients are always riding me like a carousel pony. I
never knows who's there and I keep going around and
around. I need a holiday.

Sincerely,
Mistress lana

He assumes I am not serious? I am very serious. I am incredibly serious in seeing you dress in some sort of latex suit with a large 2" gag ball in your mouth with a large sign saying 'CRICKET BAT RECTAL PROBES ROCK!'.... ah here's to hoping.

Quote:

Mistress lana

I can assume you are not serious to this
transaction. i have no time to waste.

If you are indeed ready to finish this transaction
with me, please send your bank details.

Barr. Jose Agu

All-bloody-right I shall furnish you.

Quote:

Mr.Agu

I am curious as to why you think I am not serious?
This baffles me. I told you I was interested. I told
you what I do for a living? I have been very
forthcoming with everthing I am about. If you think my
job is shameful, I can't complain. I make quite a lot
of money catering to men's fantasies and personal
needs. I'm actually completely stuffed at the moment. It's
very hard to type and gobble at the same time so I hope

you appreciate it.
I just don't understand why you are being so secretive
about yourself. I am a very discreet woman.

Anyway I have an account here:

Deutsche Bundesbank
Course route 40
10117 Berlin
Sew u-Bhf. Hausvogteiplatz

Account name: Lana XXXXX
Account #:7186-99018263

Lets get this whipped.
Mistress Lana

Yippeeeeee.... I'm being taken seriously. It doesn't matter how bizzare your story is, as long as you don't get cranky.

Quote:

Mistress Lana,

I have applied to the bank, the remittance department of standard trus bank plc will contact you. please send to me your phone and fax numbers so that i wcan call you.

Barr. Jose Agu

blaa....blaa...blaaaa........

Quote:

Mr.Agu,

What are we waiting for. I emailed you yesterday and
have heard nothing.

Lana

Guess what... I'm impatient.

Quote:

Mistress Lana,

Please be petient, you will hear from the bank.

Barr. Jose Agu

Quote:

Jose,

Which bank will I hear from? I am confused.

Lana

Finally.

Quote:

From: "stand trustbankplc"
To: nurse
Date: Wed, 14 Sep 2005
Subject: RE: TRANSFER OF ESATE OF LATE MR. STEVE MOORE VALUED AT $27, 000,000.00( TWENTY-SEVEN MILLION, FIVE HUNDRED THOUSAND UNITED STATE DOLLAS

ATTENTION:LANA KENTLY,

SIR/MADAM,

RE: TRANSFER OF ESATE OF LATE MR. STEVE MOORE VALUED AT $27,000,000.00( TWENTY-SEVEN MILLION, FIVE HUNDRED THOUSAND UNITED STATE DOLLAS)

WE ARE IN RECEIPT OF YOUR APPLICATION FILED ON THE 12TH OF SEPTEMBER 2005 WRITE TO INFORM YOU THAT THIS BANK HAS APPLIED FOR FORIEGN EXCHANGE ALLOCATION FROM FEDERAL MINISTRY OF FINANCE AND THEY HAVE RESPONDED THIS DAY 14TH OF SEPTEMBER 2005 AT ABOUT 3.20PMSTATING THAT YOUR APPLICATION HAS FAVOURABLY
ENDORSED BY THE SAID BODY.

THIS BANK MUST NOT FAIL TO STATE CATEGORICALLY AND UNEQUIVOCALLY THAT BEFORE THE AFORESAID SUBJECT MATTER WILL BE EFFECTED TO YOUR ACCOUNT.

YOU MUST SUBMIT TO THIS BANK THE FOLLOWING DOCUMENTS AS PROOF AND AN ANXION THAT YOU ARE THE REAL NEXT OF KIN TO LATE ENGR. STEVE MOORE THE DOCUMENTS ARE:

1. THE DEATH CERTIFICATE OF ENGR. STEVE MOORE

2. THREE (3) YEARS TAX CLEARANCE CERTIFICATE OF LATE MR. ENGR. STEVE MOORE PROCEEDING FROM HIS DEATH

3. A COPY OF YOUR INTERNATIONAL PASSPORT OR DRIVER'S LICENSE.

4. AN AFFIDAVIT OF CLAIM FROM ANY FEDERAL HIGH COURT IN NIGERIA

WHEN THE AFOREMENTIONED DOCUMENTS ARE SENT TO US, WE WOULD IMMEDIATELY COMMENCE THE SMOOTH PROCESS OF REMITTANCE OF YOUR FUND. BE AWARE THAT WITHOUT THESE DOCUMENTS, THE ESTATE OF LATE ENGR. STEVE MOORE WILL NEVER BE PAID TO YOU. SO YOU ARE ADVISED TO EXPEDITE ACTION TO ENABLE THE FUND BE ACTIONED TO YOUR ACCOUNT AS STATED ABOVE. MAY I AT THIS JUNCTURE TELL YOU AGAIN THAT YOU HAVE ONLY 7 BANK WORKING DAYS TO SUBMIT THE REQUESTED DOCUMENTS TO THIS BANK OTHERWISE YOUR APPLICATION
WILL BE DISCARDED.

CALL ME ON THIS NUMBER AS SOON YOU RECEIVE THIS MAIL ON 234 1 4701287

THANKS FOR YOUR MUTUAL CO-OPERATION.

REGARDS

DR. JOHN OVIA

DIRECTOR: FORIEGN REMITTANCE DEPARTMENT
STANDARD TRUST BANK PLC
TEL:234 1 4701287
TEL:234 1 7767471
FAX:234 1 4401076

WOW. With a name like Standard Trust Bank.... whew... reputable.

Quote:

Hi Jose,

I have recieved this from the bank.

*INSERT STUPID LETTER ABOVE*

Jose, Where will I get all these documents he is talking about? Death certificates, tax statements and
affidavit? Please notify me of everything I must do. I
am going to a 2 day femdom conference with my troupe.
I will check my emails while I am there. If you source
all these documents I can get my assistant to save
them for me.

Mistress Lana

Look seeing as you wrote the e-mail from the bank I'm sure you know what I need.

Quote:

Mistress Lana,

I have received your mail and needed documents as stated by the bank..
However, i have attached my picture and power of attoreny. please fill and send the power of attorney to the bank telling them the rest of the documents are on the way. i want you to also send your driver's license or international passport to the bank today together with my picture.

I will by tomorrow go to the authrorities where all the documents will be done to find out what it will cost us. please make sure you keep this transaction only to yourself as it has entered into final stage.

Barr. Jose Agu

And behind door number 2... we have the hidden costs.

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Mistress Lana,

I was so busy all the day, i could not get back to you on time,

I have been to federal high court lagos, i was made to know that the affidavit of claim will cost as $2,400.00 which is break down as follows:

To the Registrar = $1,100.00

To the commissioner of oath= $950

Crown/seal of the affidavit of claim= $730

Total =$2,780.00

The cost of the death certificate is $2,050.00 whcih i have paid for and it is scanned and attached to this mail . please send it to the bank immediately and tell them for sure that the rest will be with them today or first thing tomorrow morning.

The cost of the Three years tax clearance certificate according to federal board of inland revenue and services (FBRIS) is $2,400.00. I have only $4,000.00 as i told you and i have used $2,050.00 to get the death certificate and i have $1,950.00 left. Please let us work uanimously to get all the documents today so that the $27,000,000.00 will be wired to your account by monday.

Please do your best to see that the $3,230.00 is sent today via western union to below names.

You should send $2,000.00 to GEORGE DIMBA with below information.

Receiver's Name: George Dimba

Address: Lagos Nigeria

Test Question:When?

Answer: Today

Sender's Name:Mistress Lana

Address:------------------------

Amount:$2,000.00

The balanced $1,230.00 should be sent to assistance cashier NELSON NIYI with below information.

Receiver's Name: Nelson Niyi

Address: Lagos Nigeria

Test Question:When?

Answer: Today

Sender's Name:Mistress Lana

Address: -------------------------

Amount:$1,230.00

western union may tell you the test question is not needed, please insist that you put it on the transaction so as to facilitate the transaction. Waiting to have the control number of the two transactions.

please complete the power of attorney, fill it, sign , scan and send to the bank together with my picture so that they will know i am representing you. you should also make sure the death certificate is sent to them today. please do your best to help me out with the money asd i have no where to source for money again.

Please do get back to me once the money is sent.
Remember to fill the power of attorney and send to the bank.

Barr. Jose Agu

WHOA!!!! Money... I have to pay money. I have to actually invest some sort of funds to make almost a 6000% return... oh okay. Sorry Mr.UGU, there is a problem.

Quote:

Jose Agu,

WOW. I'm back. Talk about a party! 2 days of femdom
delight. I'm so refreshed. Stuffed and puffed. I drank
way too much, ate too much and indulged like you
wouldn't believe. I ended up handcuffed, bound and
gagged by all my friends. Talk about sore, but hell it
was fun. But enough of that, what have you been doing?
Are you married? If so I don't mind. Every man has a
weakness, and that's usually me. Wink

I have read the attachment for your Power of
attorney. This document, once signed, allows you to
make any descisions concerning the money. Look I'm all
for being tied to you Mr.Agu, I'm even keen for us to
get together, dress in latex and smack the crap out of
each other, but this power gives you too much say on
my behalf. That is a lot of trust I am giving you. A
LOT.

As for you costs for the documents, that sounds quite
fair. Although I'm not sure if I read your mail
correctly, but it looked as though you were asking for
me to help pay for them?

This is not a issue of money for me, but Mr.Agu if we
are going to move to the next level here and start
handing sums of money too each other, and then for me
to give you power of attorney, then I'm going to need
some insurance, naturally. I know you understand.

It is time for us to exchange our identification. I
can have my houseboy Renaldo run down to western union
monday. After I recieve your ID. I will then send you
mine.

Thanks,
Mistress Lana

Quote:

Mistress Lana,

I thought i have sent you my picture, you never demanded for it when it is sent.

Please do ask your houseboy to send the money by monday morning and send the information to me. remember to state the country the is sent from.

Thanks
Barr. Jose Agu

Quote:

Jose,

I'm sorry your mail does not make any sense to me.
Please re-read mine. You appear to have missed
everything I have said. I will wait for your response.

Mistress lana

Quote:

Mistress Lana,

I believed i made senses, whatelse do you expect of me? i have sent you my picture before . please let us get this done from now to monday.

Barr. Jose Agu

SLAP. SLAP. SLAPPITY.... PADDLE.... WHIP..... BARBED WIRE!!!!

Quote:

Hose,

I am sorry you are having trouble understanding me. I
was not suggesting that you didn't make sense, I was
TELLING you what you wrote didn't make any sense. It
is not a issue of whether or not you think your right,
as a barrister you should know this. It's the
perception of the situation. Maybe I haven't made
myself clear enough. I will write this out in point
form so that you have time to fully grasp my
expectations. Here we go:

1. I have your photo. This does not prove who you are.
I asked for some IDENTIFICATION.

2. Before I send my houseboy Renaldo to Western Union
I will need for you to send this to me.

3. If your uncomfortable with sending your
IDENTIFICATION, then I will need some alternative
method of providing me proof of who you are.

I am open to suggestions. Please respond ASAP. I am
home until this evening. I do hope this is clear, and
please keep in mind it is I who is doing you the
favour. Obviously it's my money you require.

Mistress Lana

Quote:

Mistress Lana ,

I have sent what i have to send to you. if you really want progress on this transaction, please send the money and i will come to meet you in person soon.

Barr. Jose Agu

Okay... NOT HAPPY! (I do enjoy the slap)

Quote:

Mr.Agu,

Please worm, allow me to quote you, 'I have sent you
what I have sent you.' - You are basically saying to
ME is that I have to accept your image and that is all
I am getting from you? Is this what you are saying?

You are being as inflexible as a iron bound riding
crop, and as painful. You are also questioning the
seriousness of my interest in this transaction. I am
sitting here at my desk on Renaldo as we pound out way
through your frustrating nature. I am really very
disturbed about this, and quite angry as Renaldo is
now finding out.

My houseboy has returned from my bank this morning
with the money required to see this through Hose, but
you still presume too much.

As for you visiting me, your flight alone will cost
you well over $6000 US, depending on what class you
travel. I am only 1st Class so I am not sure what an
economy ticket would even look like.

Unlike you Mr.Agu I am an extremely busy person who
needs insurance. It is I who is starting to believe
YOU are not even serious about my help. I have already
told I am a wealthy woman, so your deal interests me
because of the amount of zero's. I'm greedy, and a
bitch in heels. If you plan to waste anymore of my
time with your lame excuses and inability to carry
this deal through I will take my money elsewhere.

I have done all I can do on my end. Mr.Ugu, the ball
is in your court. If this deal falls through please
remain aware is it because of YOU. I have already
proved my seriousness.

Mistress Lana

Quote:

Mistress Lana,

Please instruct your housebor as ou said. please concetrate on the success of this transaction. let him send the money today and the transaction will be concluded by tomorrow morning.

Please let out focus be on the success and stop going through things that are inconsequestial to the success of this transaction.

Please do send to me the control numbers of the money with your address and the full name of your houseboy if he is the sender of the money.

Please do understand.

Barr. Jose Agu

I soooooooooooooooo want to reach through the PC and punch him right in his stupid stubborn nose.... asshole.

Quote:

Mr.Aga,

I am concetrating on the success of this transaction.
The success of this transaction is being help up by
you!
I believe that you not doing as I demand IS NOT
inconsequestial to the success of this transaction. I
will not be sending any money until I have what I
want.
You are now being so difficult I am starting to
believe that you are wasting my efforts on purpose. I
don't know why.
I have decided that you will now supply me with 2
ORIGINAL PICTURES. You will be holding a HAND WRITTEN
SIGN, which must be readable.
The sign will read 'CHECK MY COLON NURSE'
I will pay you an additional �500.00 for your pictures
to ensure this transaction comes to end. The money is
very important to me. This additional money you can
keep for yourself. I think and extra �500.00 is
nothing considering the vast sum of money we will be
making. My houseboy and my money will remain shackled
to my office until you have this done. It is not that
hard taking a photograph and writing a sign. You could
do it in 15 minutes. Think of it as the easiest �500
you have ever made. After I get these images I will
send Renadlo to Western Union with your money for the
documents and the extra cash for your efforts.

Comply,
Mistress Lana

Quote:

Mistress Lana ,

Please do not ever think i will send you pitcures again. For I am fool enough to see you are a evil woman.you are not doing any good with me in this transaction. i fear i can not carry on like this.

Barr. Jose Agu

Good. I'm glad you admit to being a fool. I sure as hell have said it plenty of times. As for evil? Well that's harsh. True, but harsh.

Quote:

Mr.Agu,

Then this deal is closed. My money and my houseboy
shall stay where it is. I do not see any reason why
you can't do this. It is very easy. You get a camera.
You take some pictures. You scan them. Then you send
them to me. It's not that fucking hard. You are a
barrister. You make good money. You appear not to be
able to do this and I don't understand why?
Please do not waste my time or efforts again. I am
starting to think the original picture you sent me
isn't even you. If you sent me a false picture, then
you have your reasons. Maybe your ugly, or have some
horrible face disfigurement your embarassed about. I
don't know, or care.
If you have any reason to be false about anything you
have said or claim, then again I am baffled.
I am happy to not have wasted my money on you. The
time I have already wasted with you cannot be
recovered, as I have already blown way too many
clients off to deal with your incompetence. It appears
that I am the serious person here, and you are nothing
but a waste of human space.
I feel sorry for your clients who may suffer from your
lack of professionalism. You are a worm in the
greatest sense of the word. I have dealt harshly with
your kind before and now know exactly the type of
person you are. You are poor excuse for a barrister,
and a terrible business man. I can only assume you
make no money, have no real life and enjoy nothing
mopre than wasting the time of important people like
myself.
If you do decide that you will stop being so
ridiculous then I will expect a email from you with an
alternative to this situation. Otherwise I have a
business to run and people to beat.

Mistress Lana

I do believe our relationship has ended.... ahh well there are plenty more mugu's across the sea.

Master Baiter Joined: 16 Aug 2005 Posts: 132

Sad day... $20 says he winds up coming back for more. I think these mugus derive pleasure from having the crap slapped out of them. Twisted Evil

Not quite a Newb Joined: 05 Sep 2005 Posts: 30

You should send him another message as the houseboy, and pretend to be disobaying your mistress...and using here money to complete the deal...

Master Baiter Joined: 14 Aug 2005 Posts: 128

That was a fun read. I'd be lying if I said it didn't make me hot in the pants on more than one occasion.. I hope he does get back to you, though I wouldn't count on it.

I hope you'll start up the same theme with a more compliant lad!

Posted: Fri Sep 30, 2005 2:41 am

Well. I am currently venting all my frustration�s on these lads. Everyone who said to me - '419 lad-bashing is great therapy' was 100% risky-free correct.

Now to my supplicant Mr. Agu. With whom I thought my relationship had ended was rejuvenated because I'm clingy. I just can't let go. He's provided me with a warmth and love I have never felt with a man before... oh Agu... the bait continues...

So after my last attack upon his personage, I send this a little later.

Quote:

Date: Wed, 21 Sep 2005
From: nurse
Subject: Re: Very Urgent
To: "JOSE�

So I have given you a few hours to digest my e-mail.
Have you finished acting like a spoilt child yet? Or
are we going to be running around the paddock for the
next few days while you sort yourself out? Are you
ready to finish this deal?

I will wait for your e-mail. If you�re having issues
about the seriousness of this deal I will ask again
that you pass me on to your superior so I can get this
finished. Please inform them that I will require the
same level of proof. You are making this more difficult
than it needs to be.

Mistress Lana

I ask again. This time I get his name wrong. (one of my favourite little annoyances)

Quote:

Mr.Ugu,

Could please inform me of what is happening here? I
haven't heard from you in awhile. I am concerned for
you and this deal.

Mistress Lana

Respond to me supplicant!

Quote:

Date: Wed, 28 Sep 2005
From: "JOSE�
To: nurse

Lana

If you are in deed ready to finish this with me, please proceed and send the money as directed or give way and i will get another partner.

I have no time to waste.
Thank You
Barr. Jose

This guy is really annoying (as all mugu are) They keep pushing the money and never read the e-mails. All I want is one bloody picture. I think he�s been baited and burned more than once� I�m actually sad about that� NOT! I really just want ask him if he�s ever worn a fish for a hat?

Quote:

Date: Thu, 29 Sep 2005
From: nurse
Subject: Re: understanding
To: "JOSE�

Mr.Ugu,

Let us re-evaluate this relationship. All I have ever
asked of you is your submission in this deal. Now your
constant inability to divulge your true self to me, in
the form of either ID, or some sort of original picture
seems to be a big problem for you. This inability to
conduct yourself professionally scares me. I am
disturbed by this. Why is this so hard for you? Can I
have a reason please.

This is all I want. A very good reason as to why you
don't want to reveal yourself to me?

Mistress Lana

Now I am so annoyed with M.Ugu I decide to involve his partners. I contact the bank to let them know why everything is taking so long.

Quote:

Date: Thu, 29 Sep 2005
From: nurse
Subject: RE: TRANSFER OF ESATE OF LATE MR. STEVE MOORE VALUED AT $27, 000,000.00( TWENTY-SEVEN MILLION, FIVE HUNDRED THOUSAND UNITED STATE DOLLAS)
To: "stand trustbankplc"

DR.JOHN OVIA,

I am sorry this is taking so long. I am currently
having issues with my barrister at the moment who is
an incompetent worm unworthy of my considerations. We
are still gathering what information that is required,
and that all funds to complete this deal are ready and
waiting in my desk. Unfortunately the 'barrister' I
spoke of is obviously stupid and will not do anything
I am telling him. It so hard to find good help, and
occasionally I get involved with idiots.

I thank you in advance for your patience. As soon as
my Barrister gets his act together and stops being a
child in certain matters I will see this completed.

Thank you,

Lana

M.Ugu, is obviously trying to reason with me, and we all no there is no reasoning with a Mistress of the barbed whip! YOU BOW AND LICK MY BOOTS!
Instead Mr.Ugu tries to trip me up with his warped sense of logic. BBZZZZZZTTTTTT� WRONG!

Quote:

From: "JOSE�
Subject: thanks
To: nurse
Mistress Lana,

At the first place, you never asked for my picture when it is sent. so if you are not satisfied about it, please cease the communication and i am making arrangement for new partner.

You cannot be wasting my time.

Barr. Jose

Oh a slapping we will go� a slapping we will go� hi-ho the whippy oh a slapping we will go!

Quote:

Date: Thu, 29 Sep 2005 From: From:
nurse
Subject: Re: thanks
To: "JOSE�

Mr.Ugu,

You appear confused. I did not ask you if I interested
in why I have that picture you sent me. If indeed that
is a image of you, which I doubt. I asked you for a
reason as to why you cannot take an original
photograph of yourself or provide some ID?

Please as a barrister, you should be able to read
documents and e-mails better than that.

As for ceasing communications because you are sourcing
a new partner, I have no doubt that is what you do all
day. Sourcing partners. Seeing as though you are
unable to find anyone stupid enough to believe you I
can only assume you actually nothing but time for me.

I am not wasting anyone�s time here, especially yours.
My time on the other hand does actually bring in
money.

Do you actually make enough money to not be concerned
about my efforts, or even being able to provide a
simple photograph?

You really haven't thought this whole process out very
much have you?

Mistress Lana

He�s short, but direct.
And too stubborn for my liking!

Quote:

Lana,

Thank for your mail. i have made myself clear to you.

Barr. Jose Agu

*Insert song I sang before HERE (the slapping one)

Quote:

Date: Thu, 29 Sep 2005
From: nurse
Subject: Re: thanks
To: �JOSE�

Mr.J.Ugu,

I'm afraid you didn't make yourself very clear. Not
that it matters. I have received an e-mail from someone
today who is also looking for a partner to help with a
transaction. I'm glad Mr.Agu that this gentleman's
deal is vastly more interesting than yours. The funds
are nearly quadruple yours and my percentage is
higher.

I asked this man if he could provide me with some
images. First e-mail I get back is his picture in an
office holding my e-card and a scan of his passport. I
told him of all the troubles I was having with you and
your incompetence. Firstly he laughed in his e-mail,
and explained to me that only amateurs and big fools
like you conduct cheap Internet business this way. I'm
afraid you lose Agu. Well he actually said you were
probably a dumb Igbo farm boy, whatever that means?

You will need to find another partner, and also take
some notes from this other man in Lagos, Nigeria. We
will be concluding our business in 6 days. I have
already signed the paperwork and the process begins.

Goodbye Mr.Jose Agu and thank you for wasting all my
fucking time.

Mistress Lana

I�m indeed very curious as to where this may lead. Personally I am hoping that Agu will electrocute himself or suffer some terrible unexplained illness called STUBBORN-O-RAMA!!!

If anyone has any suggestions where I should take my act, please say so. I was actually going for a suggestion made by someone about my houseboy making a counter offer. Anyone interested in being my houseboy? I promise to be unfair, painful�. But �. Ohhhh soooooo good�

Covered in honey an waiting for tongues,
Nurse Nasty

Master Baiter Joined: 14 Aug 2005 Posts: 128

Nurse Nasty wrote:

Anyone interested in being my houseboy? I promise to be unfair, painful�. But �. Ohhhh soooooo good�

I am.

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