Sandra Upchuck's Dying Brother (8/24)

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Posted: Wed Aug 03, 2005 5:00 pm

Is it bad that I really, really enjoy the baits where they just come right out and ask for money right out of the starting gate? These scammers seem to be slightly more desperate than the standard Mariam Abachas and Charles Soludos of the world; maybe they just don't have the patience to play out the whole banker/trunk box/dying rich widow crap. That's fine with me, since I tend to have serious attention deficit disorder when it comes to baiting. "Who are you again?" tends to put off the lads a little.

Anyway, enough of my lad psychoanalyzing... lets get to the fun stuff!

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Date: Wed, 20 Jul 2005 20:34:35 -0700 (PDT)
From: "sandra chukwu" <[email protected]> Add to Address Book
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Subject: pls help me
To: [email protected]

dear friend, how re u.hope all is cool with u.how is ur family,friends and well wishers.
dear,there is one favour i want to asks of u now,pls dont be offended i have some fanacial problem now to solve problem.my brother is having hear problem he need operation,doctor said that it will cost about$5000 but we have only $2000 if any way u can help me pls try.nothing is small for now.i say any thing if it $50,$100,$200 u can give to me pls do.i can take anything to save my brother.pls let it not be disturbance to u. pls help me.if u help me with any amount to save my brother.God will bless u.dont thing that u dont know well but pls help me with any thing u can.
take good care of ur self.
sandra

Not good enough, Sandra. You need to flesh out your back story a little bit more.

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Date: Sat, 23 Jul 2005 08:34:31 -0700 (PDT)
From: "Larry Flynt" View Contact Details
Subject: Re: pls help me
To: "sandra chukwu" <[email protected]>

Who are you? What does your borther need an operation
for?

Larry Flynt

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Date: Sat, 23 Jul 2005 10:31:53 -0700 (PDT)
From: "sandra chukwu" <[email protected]> Add to Address Book
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Subject: thanks
To:

Larry Flynt ,
Thanks for your reply.i m very glad to hear from you.it shows that you show concern on needy.
Dear, he had an accident when coming back from school their school bus collided with on coming long car.He was still eigth years old then.He was rushed to the hospital eith some of his fellow student and three student later died as a result of the accident.AT hospital the doctor told us that he was seriouly injured on head and was treated and was discharged without knowing that he have internal injuries andbreedings which the doctor told us that he had treated.Since then he showed on signs of internal ear and hearing problems until january this year we noticed that there is much more problems than before.
On 25th january, around 3pm,he started crying my ear, my ear and when i asked what was wrong he told me my ear; i cant hear clearly he said. He started checking his head and there was a dropping of dark blood coming out of his ear and it had a bad smell.he was rushed to the hospital where the doctor told us that his eardrum was slightly damaged and the the semi_circular canals which contain cells sensitive to position was injured and the sensory cells in the ear which receives the stimulus and send message to brain was seriously injured.After all the examinations and discoveries in the hospital. the doctor told us that he need to be operated urgently and carefully.He said that before he can start treatment on him,that we must pay the $5000 and other necessary things.

Of course, to injure the semi-circular canals that horribly, you would have to fracture the crap out of your temporal bone, not exactly an occult injury at presentation. Still, this lad's knowledge of anatomy and physiology shows that he has been watching the Discovery Health Channel or read a second hand Gray's Anatomy at the bare minimum and even understood just a little of the contents!

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Date: Mon, 25 Jul 2005 13:01:20 -0700 (PDT)
From: "Larry Flynt" View Contact Details
Subject: Re: thanks
To: "sandra chukwu" <[email protected]>

Dearest Sandra Upchuck:

The doctor demanded $5000 and "other necessary things"? Please tell me that this dangerous quack isn't demanding your supple young flesh in exchange for your brother's life!

Don't despair, because I know many Haitian chiropractors how can help your situtation. In fact, I have a good friend who is a chelation therapy specialist in Tiajuana that I can send to you godforsaken country. Where did you say you were again?

Also, please send me a picture of yourself and your brother. I am going to go to the bank later this afternoon to withdrawl A LARGE SUM OF CASH for your plight. But I must know to whom I am sending the money for his bleeding head syndrome.

Fungal blessings,
Larry Flynt

If the lads can inappropriately capitalize words then, by God, so can I!!

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Date: Tue, 26 Jul 2005 09:57:26 -0700 (PDT)
From: "sandra chukwu" <[email protected]> Add to Address Book
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Subject: my pics
To:

pls help me to save my brother. his own is not here .

Note: forwarded message attached.

Wow! I haven't seen a ladette that slutty since Virginie and Larisa Ama! Maybe I can get her to set those dogs under her chemise free? Wouldn't it also be great if she had a belly button ring and/or pierced nipples? Rowwwrrrr!

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Date: Fri, 29 Jul 2005 11:55:51 -0700 (PDT)
From: "Larry Flynt" View Contact Details
Subject: Re: my pics
To: "sandra chukwu" <[email protected]>

Dearest Sandra:

Thank you so much for the picture of yourself. You are quite beautiful, and I will keep it close as inspiriation when I touch myself.

Sandra, I have delightful news. I have taken up a collection here at the fudge packing factory, and we have a LARGE SUM OF MONEY to send to you! The only problem is that we don't have any clue where you are. Do you have an address that we could ship the money to? I'm a little nervous about sending $6000 through the mail; you never know who inspects the packages looking for that most titillating of all cocaines... the crack cocaine! You can imagine that they would have no problem stealing that money forwith to purchase the crack cocaine.

Anyway, if you can think of any modalities at all to send money somewhere in the world that is 100% risky free for both the sender and the recipient, please don't hesistate to let me know!

Love,
Larry Flynt

...because I really have no knowledge of any way to send money electronically to Africa. No clue at all. Laughing

Anybody got any ideas? Laughing

Get a load of this subject line. Somebody needs to back off the hard-sell techniques!

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Date: Fri, 29 Jul 2005 15:20:03 -0700 (PDT)
From: "sandra chukwu" <[email protected]> Add to Address Book
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Subject: DO IT
To:

Larry Flynt
dear thanks for ur mail.i love how u want to help my brother,may god bless u and grant u your heart desires.if you want to send money.send through western union money transfer with the name of the doctor.

NAME; PAUL ANA
LOCATION;NIGERIA
WEST AFRICA
PLS ANY AMOUNT U SEND TO ME GOD WILL BE U.EVEN IF IT IS $100. PLS GIVE ME THE MTC NUMBER AND QUESTION AND ANSWER AFTER SENDING THE MONEY.MAY GOD BLESS U AND PROTECT U,WITH LOVE
SANDRA
__________________________________________________

Don't the lads have any respect for other people's time? Goddangit, you'd think I have hours upon hours to while away in the evening replying to every damn chick in Nigeria with a brother with a bleeding head wound! Well, Sandra, I can't exactly spend all my time with you. I have to get in a few more levels of Return to Castle Wolfenstien too! (RTCW and Quake are highly demanding mistresses.)

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Date: Mon, 1 Aug 2005 01:22:36 -0700 (PDT)
From: "sandra chukwu" <[email protected]> Add to Address Book
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Subject: please
To:

Larry Flynt
dear i am still waiting to hear from you.please i need your help. have a nice day.
__________________________________________________

If you're diabetic, don't click the link in Sandra's next missive. The sugary sweetness could be lethal. BTW Sandra, my God doesn't like wire fraud. Just thought you would like to know before you burn in a lake of brimstone, bitch.

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Date: Mon, 1 Aug 2005 15:23:52 -0500
To:
Subject: You Received A Greeting Greeting Card From Alighthouse.com!
From: "sandra chukwu" <[email protected]> Add to Address Book

Dear [email protected],

sandra sent you a Greeting Card from Alighthouse.com.

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sandra included this personal message to you:

u need to know GOD and do his will,asked of help u didnt give me,i was
naked no clothes from u.hungry no food,stick no help from u.that is
what God ask on the last day.

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You received This Greeting Card because your friend
sandra sent it to you from http://www.alighthouse.com.
Senders IP Address: 193.220.212.26
Date & Time Sent: 2005-08-01 15:23:52
Please report abuse of this system to [email protected]

I'll be damned. The sender's IP traces to Nigeria. What are the odds? Rolling Eyes

I should probably write back before I lose her.

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Date: Wed, 3 Aug 2005 09:17:33 -0700 (PDT)
From: "Larry Flynt" View Contact Details
Subject: Re: You Received A Greeting Greeting Card From Alighthouse.com!
To: [email protected]

Oh Sandra!

That greeting card you sent was so wonderful! It was like something out of the Precious Moments chapel! Have you ever been there? Its got a whole cathedral filled with porcelian dewy eyed golems of unspeakable sweetness!

Sandra, do you have any more pictures of you? You seem like a very sweet and sensitive girl, and I want to get to know you much better. Let me tell you more about myself. I'm very sensitive too; I often cry after fellatio. I'm 5'4", 200 pounds with platnium blonde hair. I like long walks on the beach, and my astrological sign is Herpes. I have a dog, Jude Joe, who is a french poodle-rottweiler mix, and I drive a Toyota Smegma. I do lots of charity work, and often send large cash donations to groups like NAMBLA, who enjoy touching young boys like your brother.

Sandra, I must confess that I have never heard of this "Western Onion". What is it exactly? How does it work? I have about $3782 raised on behalf of everybody at the fudge packing factory, and sending that much money in $100 and $50 dollar bills really worries me.

Waiting to hear from you soonest!
Larry Flynt

Posted: Wed Aug 03, 2005 5:11 pm

Sheesh!!! Upchuck is the right word after viewing that card puke

Really funny Larry Laughing

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Larry Flynt wrote:

.....and I drive a Toyota Smegma.

ROTFLMFAO!! clapping

I was stoically reading along until to here.

Fantastic stuff.

Smile

Posted: Thu Aug 04, 2005 12:17 am

Miss Upchuck's trying to get you on some spam list? Shocked

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Posted: Thu Aug 04, 2005 1:44 am

Say it isn't so!
Every time I get one of these skanks on the line, I find out she's gettin hosed by one of the pros. Damn and things were just getting hot;

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dear i said that i love you every much. i will olve to be with u all my
> life.im from Nigeria.please do all u want to do to me.

and she promissed not to hurt me; Crying or Very sad

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> dear how are u. hope all is cool.dear i got ur mail.it sound great.it
> bad that those girl u talked about re gold diggers, but i promise that
> i will never follow their way.

Weird, I keep asking about her brothers condition, but she never sent the ear modality, only this;
http://www.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=50555

Posted: Wed Aug 10, 2005 8:32 pm

OT: Dan, I've never wanted to go skydiving so badly in all my life.

Its been about a week or so. My real life has gotten quite hectic lately, so the comely Miss Upchuck hasn't heard from me. I think its time to get reaquianted.

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Date: Fri, 5 Aug 2005 02:41:07 -0700 (PDT)
From: "sandra chukwu" <[email protected]> Add to Address Book
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Subject: ok
To:

--- Larry Flynt
dear, how are you.hope all is well with you.ihave no
more with me now due to my scanner is not good.i will
send when i repair it,dear,im 21 years old,just
finished my studies without no jod yet.i am single
now.dear about western union money transfer,it is easy
way to send money to different countries of the
world.how it work,you the sender will give them your
names,address,test question and answer,the name of
receiver,address,location of where the money is
going.and other necessary things there.so have a nice
day.waiting to hear from you soon.
>

No jod yet? Thats terrible! Should I tell her the real reason that I haven't been emailing her back every 20 minutes is because I'm working at 2 'jods' currently just to piss her off? At least she illuminates the blessed miracle of Western Union for me. Somehow, I'll still manage to screw it up, though. Laughing

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Date: Sat, 6 Aug 2005 06:16:57 -0700 (PDT)
From: "sandra chukwu" <[email protected]> Add to Address Book
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Subject: Re: You Received A Greeting Greeting Card From Alighthouse.com!
To:

Larry Flynt
dear iam still waiting to hear from you.have a nice day

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Date: Wed, 10 Aug 2005 12:34:57 -0700 (PDT)
From: "Larry Flynt" View Contact Details
Subject: Don't give up hope!
To: "sandra chukwu" <[email protected]>

Sandra!

Blessings of the head wound to you! I am so sorry that you haven't heard from me for this past week. There has been massive flooding in our town this past week from hurricane Lindsey Lohan, but don't worry. My trailer is very safe up on our fair town's highest shaved mound. Nevertheless, all power to our town was cut off after a van full of blind orphans crashed into a power line, sending many thousands of volts of high voltage into the standing water and through their disease wracked bodies.

I have wonderful news, Sandra! So far, I have raised $5213.49 here at the RuPaul Fudge Packing plant! I have been spending a lot of time trying to find out more about "Western Onion", but I can't find it listed anywhere. There is a company called Western Union, but they mainly specialize in telegrams which aren't really used anymore since Al Gore invented the internet.

Tell your dear little brother to hang on. If at all possible, I would love to get him here in Mississippi where all of us at the fudge packing plant could touch him in a special way in person!

Much love,
Larry Flynt

Posted: Thu Aug 11, 2005 3:47 am

@Larry Flynt:
A fat gut with slurred speech, and a bag of shit on his side - hmmmm... Yep,
I think you'll fit right in at the dropzone.
You think my skybitch is hot? Here's one right up your alley;
http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b74/mypicorama/chicken5.jpg

Posted: Fri Aug 12, 2005 2:23 pm

@dan: Thats the nicest thing anybody's said to me all day! Laughing

...back to the baiting!

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Date: Wed, 10 Aug 2005 13:29:44 -0700 (PDT)
From: "sandra chukwu" <[email protected]> Add to Address Book
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Subject: Re: Don't give up hope!
To:

Larry ,please help me.if u real want to help me do it in the name of God.

Is this some kind of fucking joke? This is all she can write? I'm clearly not having much luck with Western Onion, and she is bitching about "send me money in God's name"!?!? Seriously... WTF?!?!?!? Time to smack my bitch up. She's not going to get away with this.

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Date: Thu, 11 Aug 2005 05:41:23 -0700 (PDT)
From: "Larry Flynt" View Contact Details
Subject: Re: Don't give up hope!
To: "sandra chukwu" <[email protected]>

Sandra:

What the hell is this? I'm busting my balls here to
try and get your brother some money, and this is all
you can send? Its like you don't even care if you get
the money or not!

All I asked for was a simple explanation about Western
Onion and their modalities. You have to help me help
you, Sandra. I still can't find anything about Western
Onion, and all you do is wail about 'for the love of
God, send me money!' Are you sure that you really have
a dying brother? I wouldn't want to be sending any
money to some greedy college dropout sitting in some
sweaty internet cafe somewhere trying to take my
money.

Respond back urgent!
Larry

I that last line might have stung a little. Perhaps a touch too close to home?

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Date: Thu, 11 Aug 2005 07:35:38 -0700 (PDT)
From: "sandra chukwu" <[email protected]> Add to Address Book
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Subject: Re: Don't give up hope!
To:

Larry Flynt
dear sorry for everything,i didnt meant to hurt you.dear it is not western onion but western union.it is a way money is been send from one country to another.please i need help.so when you go to western union office they will give you a form to fill concerning the send of money.have a nice day.
waiting to hear from you.

Wow. She finally cleared that up.

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Date: Fri, 12 Aug 2005 07:10:12 -0700 (PDT)
From: "Larry Flynt" View Contact Details
Subject: Help is on the way!
To: "sandra chukwu" <[email protected]>

Dearest Sandra Upchuck!

In the name of our savior, Jesus Jones, right here, right now, there is no other place I want to be!

Thank you for clearing up the whole Western Union/Western Onion confusion! I have since found out that not only can you send telegrams via the bountiful modalities of Western Union, but you can send money to people WORLDWIDE!!! Isn't that fantastic? Well, Sandra, I went to the Western Union office this morning and told the fat, sweaty lady at the counter that I was sending money to Nigeria for your brother's massive head wound. She rolled her eyes and gave me several forms to fill out! I like to fill out forms. For you to pick up your money, I said that I was sending $6000 to Sandra Upchuck in Africa. The money should be in Africa RIGHT NOW, Sandra! Now your brother will no longer leak cerebrospinal fluid on the carpet and you don't have to sell your young supple, nubile body to satifsfy the dark desires of his doctor!

This is truly a blessed day, Sandra! Let me know how things turn out!

Larry Flynt

I'm psychic. I'll prove it. I predict that later today, I will get an email from Sandra dripping with very thinly concealed rage, that 1) I sent the money to the wrong person and 2) I didn't include all the information.

Guest

I bet she will blame you for her brothers death.

Posted: Mon Aug 15, 2005 11:58 am

MuGuMixalot wrote:

I bet she will blame you for her brothers death.

Your assuming her brother will die. If he were leaking CSF out of his ears, he should indeed have assumed room temperature by now. but the little bugger keeps hanging on!

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Date: Fri, 12 Aug 2005 12:25:40 -0700 (PDT)
From: Send an Instant Message "sandra chukwu" <[email protected]> Add to Address BookAdd to Address Book
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Subject: Re: Help is on the way!
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a

Larry
thanks for your mail,please tell me more. you said money to me but you gave me no mtc number,name,text question and answer.tell me more.dear if you really want to help it for me ,ha a nice day

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Date: Fri, 12 Aug 2005 13:29:34 -0700 (PDT)
From: "Larry Flynt" View Contact Details View Contact Details
Subject: Re: Help is on the way!
To: Send an Instant Message "sandra chukwu" <[email protected]>
My Dearest Upchuck!

I am so sorry! I can't beleive I forgot to send that to you! Here is the information:

MTCN: 56741384268
Name: Sandra Upchuck
Question: What's long, hard and full of semen?
Answer: A submarine
Please tell me how your dear, dear brother is doing!

Larry Flynt

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Date: Sat, 13 Aug 2005 07:35:38 -0700 (PDT)
From: Send an Instant Message "sandra chukwu" <[email protected]> Add to Address BookAdd to Address Book
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Subject: Re: Help is on the way!
To:

Larry Flynt
dear how are you,why are you doing this to me,you didnt send money but you told me u send money,why,larry i told you i need help and you just want to suffer methe control number is 11 why,MAY GOD bless u.:

That was the last fucking straw.

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Date: Sun, 14 Aug 2005 15:06:18 -0700 (PDT)
From: "Larry Flynt" View Contact Details View Contact Details
Subject: Ingrate
To: Send an Instant Message "sandra chukwu" <[email protected]>

Necrophilia Blessings to you, Sandra!

I have met some ungrateful bitches in my time, but you
absolutely take the fucking cake. I sent the money
right before I left for my dynamite fishing trip in
the Everglades. I've driven all the way back from
there with dead manatees in my pickup bed, and instead
of having an email from you praising me as your Great
White Savior when I get home, I get this shit instead.

Look bitch, if I wanted you to suffer, you would
really be suffering by now. I can't believe that I
have worked this hard to raise all this money for you
and your shit eating little brother only to get
treated like something you scraped off the bottom of
your shoe.

Your attitude sickens me. I'm going to drive my ass
down to Western Union right fucking now and cancel the
money transfer. That is, if you haven't stolen the
money and used it to buy heroin while leaving your
brother to die. You probably don't even really care if
he dies or not, since nobody in your country lives
past 28 anyway. With your infant mortality rates over
there, he's lucky he hasn't been eaten by a hyena yet.
There will probably be another genocide over there in
6 months anyway, so even if your brother dies, it
won't be long before another tribe anally rapes you
and buries you in a shallow mass grave. Either that,
or you'll finally die of your smouldering HIV
infection.

Whatever. I don't care. Say 'hi' to the ebola monkeys
over there, cuntface.

Disgustedly,
Larry Flynt

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Date: Mon, 15 Aug 2005 03:55:34 -0700 (PDT)
From: Send an Instant Message "sandra chukwu" <[email protected]> Add to Address BookAdd to Address Book
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Subject: Re: Ingrate
To:

--- Larry Flynt
dear i dont mean to hurt you.i just said what i know,i
went to western union,they told me no money ,that i
wanted to steal,so that was all.sorry if i offended
you. God bless you and i will always wish you good.

Awww. Brings a tear to your eye, don't it?

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Date: Mon, 15 Aug 2005 04:44:39 -0700 (PDT)
From: "Larry Flynt" View Contact Details View Contact Details
Subject: Let's start all over!
To: Send an Instant Message "sandra chukwu" <[email protected]>

Urethral blessings, Sandra!

I have read your sniveling apology, and accept it
wholeheartedly Sandra. We are all human and make
mistakes from time to time. Fortunately, I am a big
enough person to want to forgive your outrages.

I must ask something though, Sandra. I have asked in
every email I have sent you to keep me updated about
your brother. You have never answered this question,
dear. I must really admit that I don't think you have
a brother. From looking at the picture you sent, I am
guessing that you are a real 'social butterfly'. That
is to say, you're probably ridden more than the town
bus. Please look inside your heart and be honest,
Sandra. Are you going to use this money to pay for an
abortion? If the whole 'dying brother' thing has been
a put-on, I think now is the time to admit it, my
love.

Please write back soonest so that we can have a fresh
start.
Larry Flynt

Posted: Mon Aug 22, 2005 5:53 pm

Thought I might have lost her there for a minute. No such luck!

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Date: Tue, 16 Aug 2005 14:14:09 -0700 (PDT)
From: "Larry Flynt" View Contact Details
Subject: Are you ok?
To: [email protected]

Sandra!

Is everything ok for you right now? I haven't heard from you in at least 24 hours and I'm beside myself with worry.

Larry Flynt

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Date: Wed, 17 Aug 2005 12:34:23 -0700 (PDT)
From: "sandra chukwu" <[email protected]> Add to Address Book
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Subject: Re: Are you ok?
To:

Larry Flynt
dear thanks for your understanding,may God bless you.i am a bit sick for now.dear you asked if i am going to use the money for absortion,i want to tell you that i am a good girl, dont mind my pics,how will i kill what God have created,i cant kill,i cant absort,i have a brother believe me.do you think that it is easy to beg people,if you think that it is try for ones and know how feel by begging,i have a sick brother believe me.i am only begging for your help
have a nice day. <

As a matter of fact, I think you do like begging. Gee, the abortion thing kinda rattled her, didn't it? Twisted Evil

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Date: Mon, 22 Aug 2005 06:54:32 -0700 (PDT)
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Larry Flynt
dear how are you.i am well now.let start again. <

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Date: Mon, 22 Aug 2005 10:38:38 -0700 (PDT)
From: "Larry Flynt" View Contact Details
Subject: A fresh start
To: "sandra chukwu" <[email protected]>

Dearest Sandra Upchuck:

Let's do start again! I must admit that I have been troubled by your decision to abort your child, but that is not for me to judge. I'll leave that to the judgement of a vengeful God. On another subject, how is your dear brother doing? Hopefully his condition hasn't gotten any worse since the last time you told me about him. When was the last time you told me about him, Sandra? I forget.

Please write back soonest so that I can sleep at night knowing that you are safe in your home country of Chad.

Your loving cracker daddy,

Larry Flynt

Posted: Wed Aug 24, 2005 10:38 pm

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Date: Tue, 23 Aug 2005 09:16:18 -0700 (PDT)
From: "sandra chukwu" <[email protected]> Add to Address Book
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Subject: Re: A fresh start
To:

Larry Flynt
dear how are you.why did you said that i abort my chiid.so you cant believe me for ones.it is left for God to judge me and you.i am well now.my brother is getting well now.my only problem is to make him come back home again. we have not finished the payment to the doctor that is my main worry now,thanks for your concerns to him.larry please i beg you to send me any amount of money,please,please i beg you.i am in diffcuities now.please help me. i wrote to you for the frist time because of the problem with my brother,and i meant it believe me,it is not an easy thing to beg.have a nice day.

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Date: Wed, 24 Aug 2005 15:19:33 -0700 (PDT)
From: "Larry Flynt" <> View Contact Details
Subject: Dont give up hope, Sandra!
To: "sandra chukwu" <[email protected]>

My dearest Sandra Upchuck!

Blessings of the chancre to you! I was delighted to hear that your brother is getting better! You see, Sandra, when you take your brother to an actual physician for diagnosis and treatment, his condition will improve. I hope you learned your lesson and will not take him to some ooga-booga witch doctor there in Chad again. Sandra, I am sorry that you are having problems with the doctor. Medical bills are an unfortunate reality, but I think if you go to the doctor, explain your situation and smoke his pole, he could be persuaded to give you a little discount, if you know what I mean. Please don't poo-poo the idea immediately Sandra, because a blow job is still a job.

Do you know of any lawyers there in Chad that I could contact to adopt you children? After all we have been through together, I feel like you should have a better life as my serfs here in the United States. What say you?

You corpulent daddy,

Larry Flynt

Posted: Thu Aug 25, 2005 2:29 am

I love reading your baits Larry, you've got to be the funniest baiter around! bow_down

It constantly amazes me how they keep coming back for more even after all the abuse you hurl at them! Let's hope we haven't heard the last of Sandra, this is too entertaining!

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